[Maurice]And now I present to you the champagne soiree!
[Sabrina]Previously onSistas.
-There's something that... -[Sabrina] What?
[laughs hysterically]
-[Karen] What? -[Fatima] Karen.
Them nipples.
-[Karen] Oh! Okay. -Wow.
It was breast milk just
squirting everywhere on the ceiling.
What, was she trying to tag the place?
Karen...
Dr. Vaughn just showed up.
What about that Jordan guy? He was nice.
-- Jordan! -- Jordan!
What did you say about my brother?
[Penelope] How did I know I would have
the displeasure of running into you again?
Hey, girl.
Because maybe, wherever I am, you find yourself.
Oh, you really think you're special.
I mean, you said it, not me.
But I would appreciate it if you didn't put words in my mouth.
You gonna do something about it, Andi?
Andi, come on, let's go.
She's not even worth it.
I'm not scared of Penelope.
And I'm not scared of you.
-Andi. -What?
Let's go. [hiccups]
Yeah, no one's scared of you, Penelope.
Or you... Pink.
And by the way, Penelope, stop trying to cause trouble, okay?
I mean, come on, Sabrina.
You have to know that your friend here,
she just loves to ruin a good thing.
You know what? I am so tired of this.
Let her speak.
Say whatever you want to say, Penelope.
-Go ahead. -I've said it.
I've said it time and time again, Andi.
But since you need a -- reminder,
-you are trash. -Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You don't need to say mean things.
[hiccups]
I don't know what my brother saw in you.
I am so happy that you two didn't work out.
You know what? I can just puke at the thought
of you being a part of my extended family.
You know, Penelope, this whole
drunk girl act, it's not cute on you.
And, um, did you forget that I was
the one who tried to help save you from Gary?
You were just too prideful or stupid to realize.
-Save me? [laughs] -[Andi] Mm-hmm.
[Penelope] You couldn't even save yourself, Andi.
And if I'm not mistaken, if it wasn't for Zac,
you wouldn't even be alive right now.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
You're crossing boundaries-- [hiccups]-- Penelope.
Oh my God! What am I doing?
Just hurting precious little Andi's feelings?
That's the -- problem.
You and your friends, all you do is enable her.
Oh no. I do no such thing.
[Andi] Leave Sabrina out of it.
-[Sabrina hiccups] -This is between me and you.
Yeah, I'm starting to think that you and all your friends,
you're all alike.
You're just liars and sluts, manipulators, hypocrites.
Wait, are you calling me a slut?
You don't know anything about me and my friends.
I know you, Andi. You fail to take accountability.
[Sabrina hiccups]
Let's go back to you calling me a slut.
Look in the -- mirror, bitch.
Oh my God, Andi, why--
Sabrina, I am not talking to you!
Focus. Get your head in the game.
[Sabrina] Okay.
What you and your brother need to do is
stop blaming people for
the things that you put yourself through.
And lastly, keep my -- name out your mouth.
Please don't try to act tough.
Because the only reason I am not -- you up right now
is because of the promise I made to Robin.
And what does Robin have to do with any of this?
He made me promise that when you find out that we're dating,
that I wouldn't gloat or throw it in your face.
What?
Did you just say...
Yeah. You heard me.
So wait, did she say that she's, she's with Robin?
-I did. -Oh, shit.
♪ When my love life is a headache ♪
♪ We're goin' out tonight 'cause I'm lookin' for love ♪
Did Robin tell you that he was dating Penelope?
Robin wants nothing to do with her.
He and I both have that in common.
I just needed to wipe my sweat in peace.
Excuse me.
[whispering] Penelope's -- Robin.
[loudly] -- Robin? Andi's Robin?
That one.
Well, child, let me mind my Black-ass business.
I'm going this way.
How does it feel, Andi, to know that everyone
is avoiding you like the toxic plague that you are?
-- you, Penelope.
Somebody got to put this jealous-ass bitch in her place.
[chortles] Me?
Jealous of you? [chuckles]
[Andi] Very much so.
Since you keep chasing behind me
and picking up my scraps or my sloppy seconds.
The world does not revolve around you, Andi.
Yeah, but for you, it does.
Gary, Robin.
Rich.
-Rich. -Rich.
Exactly.
You want to be us so bad.
You keep trying to turn our trash into your treasure.
Mm. Point, Barnes.
She's got a point.
You know, Penelope, no matter how deep you go dumpster diving,
there's only one Andrea Barnes and you, sadly, are not her.
Nor do I want to be.
And I'll make sure to tell Robin how trash
you think he is when I'm on a plane to London next week.
You know what?
While you're at it, when you're kissing him,
make sure you remember to wipe
the taste of my -- out of your mouth.
-Oh!!! -[exclaiming]
[Penelope] That was so cute.
I see you didn't learn the lesson
the last time I slapped the shit out of you.
And I will happily do it again.
Your ass was going to do something,
you should have done it by now. You know what?
Come to think of it, I owe your ass an ass-whooping
for what you did to Brina at that nasty-ass juice bar,
-so I really wish you would. -I'm sorry, what?
[tense music]
[Danni chuckles]
You're a nice lady.
You don't need to be around for this.
None of this shit gonna be here when you get back.
Alright.
This is how we're going to do this,
you hand-me-down, Raggedy Ann hoe.
Don't you ever think you're gonna threaten
any of my sisters
and I ain't gonna have nothing to do with it.
[Penelope] I'm sorry. Um, do I know you?
Because this ain't got shit to do with you.
Aye yo, Andi. Handle your shit.
-[punch lands] -[Penelope groans]
[shrieking, yelling]
Get it! Get it, Danni! Get it, Andi!
[punches landing]
[Maurice]Where the hell is Sabrina?
I came here for a night of debauchery and now I'm stuck
-with mocktail mommies. -[Fatima] Wow. Wow.
[Maurice] [indistinct]
Some young dude at the bar stopped me and said
he wanted to buy a round of drinks
for all the sexy cougars over here.
-[Maurice] Ooh! Ooh-ooh! -You let him call you a cougar?
-He was talking about y'all. -Ah!
I just wasn't gonna pass up a free drink.
[Karen] Wait a minute, we...
We considered cougars now?
Y'all are purring a little bit.
We are not cougars. We young, okay?
Thirties is the new twenties, right?
-Right. -Uh-huh.
And to these kids, you guys are dinosaurs.
-[Karen] Oh, my goodness. -[Maurice] Oh, T-Rex.
Don't even give me started on these young kids.
I just had to chase one away for doing the most.
Okay.
Could you kindly chase him my way?
I know what to do with the energy.
[Karen] Crazy.
-[Maurice] Oh, uh-uh! -[Fatima] What is going on?
It sounds like a fight.
You know ladies don't know how to go out and be ladies like us.
[Maurice] I can do a lot of things.
Ghetto isn't one of them.
-It can't be that serious. -[Karen] Right.
[Maurice] I won't stay around to see what it is.
Please tell Sabrina, with her ugly ass, I'm out of here.
Good night, men.
Good night, Maurice.
Who do y'all think those hood-rats are?
I ain't got no clue.
Yeah, look like somebody who can't hold their liquor.
Get her! Get her, Danni! Get her, Andi! You okay?
Andi! Oh!
[shouting, shrieking]
-Stop, drop it! You hit me! -[Penelope] I didn't mean to!
-[grunts] -[punch lands]
I'm helping my friend!
It wasn't us! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Everyone, out of the bathroom!
You might want to put your hands off me.
Let me get my purse!
[Karen] Where these girls at?
-[Fatima] I have no idea. -[Karen] It's getting late.
[Andi] Sorry. Sorry!
Oh!
[laughs] That was so much fun.
-Shh! -A fight.
[Karen] What?
[Andi laughs]
-[Fatima] Andi. -Oh, man.
-You good? -Oh, I feel great.
-I'm fine. -Danni?
Sabrina?
[Karen] Brina, what are you doing?
Shh!
Oh, she definitely drunk.
-Okay, what happened? -Well...
we turned "Penny-lope's" ass into a piñata
and beat the shit out of her.
[Both] What?!
I was just saying that whoever's fighting
in that bathroom should be ashamed of their selves.
And it's y'all who got pulled out?
Oh, baby, I ain't ashamed. I can go for round two.
Me too.
-Andi, really? -Anybody could get it.
Anybody can get it. Who want some?
You want some?!
[Andi] Yo, you should have saw me, Fatima.
I did what you taught me.
I braced myself and snatched her back, smacked her ass!
[growls] Whop! It was good.
-It was just what you taught me. -No, not exactly.
It was patty cake. But you know what?
Listen, baby. You got heart, kid.
Oh, my hiccups are gone. Oh, thank God.
-[Pam] That's good. -[Sabrina] But my finger hurts.
You probably got it hurt when you
slapped the hell out of Penelope.
-[Sabrina] Excuse me, punched. -Wait.
Brina, what?
Okay, wait, wait, wait. Let's take this back to the top.
-Right. -Wait a minute. Wait for me.
-Pam, I know you did not. -Yes, I did.
I paid for this bottle, and I ain't wasting nann bit of it.
Yes.
Okay, look, I don't think they need any more drinks.
-Yes, we do. -Just a bit.
-Just a bit, okay? -So, I got one question.
-Who hit Penelope first? -I did.
[laughter]
[Danni] Yeah, you slapped the taste out of that bitch mouth.
-I'll tell you what. -[Sabrina] Well, wait, wait.
You did not say the best part.
She said, when you go home and kiss Robin,
make sure that you remember
the taste of my vagina on your mouth.
[laughter]
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. So, Penelope's with Robin now?
Yes, girl.
That's why I had to call her out for always wanting
to be with a man that I've had first.
Wait, but, I'm sorry. Brina punched someone?
It just happened.
-It just happened. -It just happened.
[Danni] Yeah, she was also trying to stop the fight.
I wanted to whoop her ass for that punch.
Yeah, but then Penelope hit me.
So, you know what I do? I...
hit her back.
So, Sabrina got hands?
Yes. Don't talk about me.
-I'm embarrassed. -Girl, why are you embarrassed?
-Because it felt great. -Okay.
It's always the quiet ones you gotta watch out for.
Real slick.
There's so many other people.
-I want to punch. -Me too.
-Okay, Brina... -[Fatima] Alright, alright...
It's just a release, Danni.
[Fatima] Mm-hmm.
If I could have got my hands on Dr. Cruise earlier,
I would have strangled the life out of him.
I would have helped you.
Yeah, I think everybody in the office would have.
-He deserves it. -Yeah.
But congratulations again.
I'm so proud of you ladies.
I love seeing Black women come together.
Yeah.
Speaking of coming together, y'all know what time it is.
[All] Shot o'clock!
-Yeah, baby! -[exclaiming]
[lively chatter]
-Absolutely. -I'm safe with you guys.
[Sabrina] To Black women.
-Woo! Yeah! -To Black women.
And babies.
[overlapping voices]
-Oh, yes! Yes! -Thank you.
What's going on?
A good friend.
Could you hold this for me?
-Sure. -Thank you.
Where we going next?
[hip hop music]
Alright, now listen to me. I'm gonna be honest.
Now, everybody be walking around
talking about accountability, accountability.
They just be saying that shit to sound all evolved.
They don't really be practicing that shit.
But do you practice it?
Yeah, I be practicing.
It may not come out
on game day the way I had planned it,
-but I do be practicing. -[Keyes] Hm.
-It's really not that hard. -[Zac scoffs]
Uh, Mr. Keyes, I'ma be with Zac on this one.
[Zac] Mm-hmm.
Yeah, sometimes it feel like, it feel like they just want you
to admit you're wrong so that they can feel like they right.
[Zac] No, no, no, no, no. Don't do that.
Don't say they. They tell, be 100, 100.
Women, women, they built different.
-They think different. -[Rich] Mm-hmm.
They love being right
so that they can tell you that you wrong.
Ooh, and just one time, let them be wrong.
Oh, oh.
And if they wrong, forget about it.
They don't want to talk about it.
They want to process it and storm out the house.
Then you standing there like, what happened?
They come back with a bunch of shit
that you got to be accountable for.
I see.
You want to be told that you're right.
[Rich & Zac] Yeah!
-Sometimes. -[Rich] Most of the time.
-Okay. -[Zac] Hell yeah.
Well, that's probably the issue.
Come on, man.
Don't, don't come in here with this,
oh, women, women never wrong BS.
Nobody want to hear that shit.
Happy wife, happy life.
Is that, is that, is that the shit we on?
-No, no. -[Zac] Oh, my gosh.
What I'm saying is that you got
to stop thinking about who's right and who's wrong.
Accountability ain't got nothing to do with
keeping score in a relationship, man.
It's communication through the issue so that hopefully
you don't have to deal with
the same issue or similar ever again.
Is that how you stop this crazy cycle?
What cycle?
You know, like fighting for forgiveness,
only to forgive to fight again.
That's the, I be fighting for my life.
That's the shit I be talking about.
-I hate that shit. -Fellas, look,
I don't want y'all to sit here
and think that I got all the answers.
'Cause clearly I don't.
-I have not figured it all out. -Mm.
You know. Let me ask you this.
Would you take an easy relationship with somebody
that you ain't in love with for what you got now?
Fatima. You don't even got to finish that question.
I'm not for the streets no more.
Mm-mm.
-[Karen] It's really late. -[Fatima] Yes.
-[Karen] I gotta head home. -Oh, gosh, I'm hot.
I mean, the liquor didn't help.
Fighting.
-Been holding out on me? -Uh, sorry.
I keep it in my purse for emergencies like this one.
Well, thank you.
Thanks for having my back with Penelope.
You surprised?
I mean, yeah.
Things have been kind of weird with us lately.
Girl, just 'cause we beefing
don't mean I ain't gonna cut somebody for you.
You should know that by now.
And why are we beefing, Danni?
I don't know, Andi. You tell me.
I don't know either.
Well, are we sisters or not?
Of course.
'Cause I don't know.
You've been lying to me,
and it just seems like one day you woke up
and decided that I was untrustworthy.
Did I do something to you?
No. You didn't do anything to me.
I didn't... Danni, you just say some of
the most off-the-wall things sometimes.
Well, Andi, that's always been me.
Like, unapologetically.
-You know that. -I know that.
I know that you're just being yourself
and you're just being honest and you're not being malicious.
But sometimes I just,
I don't want to hear it that way.
Oh. Well, say that.
You know, speak your truth. Set a boundary.
But just don't have me out here thinking that,
I don't know, you ain't
my damn friend no more because you're afraid
of some judgment that youthink I might have for you.
You're right.
I don't want to be right, Andi.
I don't want to ever have this conversation again.
I want my best friend to know she does not
have to hide anything from me.
I didn't think I was hiding anything from you. I...
[Andi sighs]
I thought I was protecting you.
Damn, girl.
I handled that wrong.
And contrary to popular belief, I do not have it all together.
And one thing I do know is
that I don't want to lose you as my best friend.
You girls mean the world to me.
And just so you know,
nobody believes you have it all together.
-[tender music] -[group whispering indistinctly]
I'll take that.
-I'm just tired of the drama. -Me too.
I'm sorry.
-I'll do better. -I'm sorry.
And I will also do better.
I know I've been a little... I know I've been a little shady.
A little shady?
We'vebeen shady. I got you, though.
[Sabrina] Everything good?
Yeah, it's good.
Awww!
Well, I have a confession to make.
I'm still seeing your cousin Roc.
Damn it, Sabrina.
[Danni] Damn it, Sabrina.
-I knew it! -[Karen] Wait.
What's... What's going on?
I'm sorry. It's just that he has what I neeeeed...
[Danni retches] No...
-No? -[Danni] That's disgusting.
But it's okay.
I'll take the hit.
Open your eyes, Sabrina.
If you don't open up those big, alien-esque eyes...
-[Sabrina] Uh-uh. -Open your eyes, Sabrina!
-I'm scared. -Danni, don't hit her.
Do you know why I'm mad?
Because I was seeing him behind your back?
[Danni] No.
Stop actin' like I'm some big bully or something.
[grunts] You stupid!
[Danni sighs]
I don't care if you're dealing with my trifling-ass cousin.
-You don't? -[Danni] No. I don't.
I mean, I understand.
These King genes, we pull you in like tar and you get stuck.
But you know, I tried to save you the headache.
-It's all yours now. -[Sabrina, tearfully] Thank you.
Don't you...
Okay, you're making me hotter than I already am, girl.
-Oh... -I love you.
You know, I was starting to think that it was a bad idea
to have invited everybody out,
but it seems like it's exactly
what we needed to all get back on the same page.
-Mm-hmm! -I love you all.
Thank you for coming out.
-Anything for you. -Oh, thank you.
Give me a hug. Hold on.
-I need some more love. -[Pam] The night isn't ending.
Y'all not ready to go?
[Others] No!
-Go to the next place. -Mm-hmm.
-Oh. -Yes.
Matter of fact, I'm gonna call more people.
I have a phone call to make as well.
Everybody's making phone calls.
-[Fatima] [indistinct] -[Andi] Mm-hmm.
[phone vibrating]
Hello?
Bitch, where are you?
Oh, we're outside of Billy Jake's in the parking lot.
Where are you?
Girl, I had to leave from over there.
It got barbaric and they start showing their true colors.
Somebody said that
some ratchet bitches got to fighting in there.
You know I had to get out of there, I can't do ghetto.
Yeah, those ratchet heifers were us.
Sabrina Hollis, get the -- out of here, bitch.
You was in there fighting? You got a black eye?
-No. -[Maurice]You need bail?
-No. -Oh, well, in that case,
my office hours are from nine to five on Monday.
Yada, yada, yada, yada. Maurice, where's the party at?
Alright, calm down, jagged-ass bitch.
Shit, I thought you and the Golden Girls
were done for the night.
Nooo, we want to go out!
We want to go out!
[Maurice] Well, I'm at Proud Bar.
Y'all can come over here, but I'll tell you one thing.
Don't bring that fighting over here
'cause the gays will beat your ass.
Okay, okay, perfect! We will see you soon.
I'm gonna tell the girls we are on our way.
Now, bye, bitch.
[Sabrina] Alright, let's go!
Let's go.
-Go where? -Proud Bar.
I told Maurice we're on the way.
Shot o' clock.
Okay, but first, Miss Danni,
who was you talking to on the phone?
Ooh.
I see you talking low and whispering and blushing.
-Me blushing? -Oh, we all saw it.
And I heard a little something about "send me the address".
What was that about?
Are you and Tony back on good terms?
See... I'ma need y'all to stay up out of grown folks' business.
-[Andi] Oh. -Okay?
-[Danni] Mm-hmm. -[Andi] Okay, whatever.
I already called a ride share,
but I think we should get something to eat.
-I'm starving. -Oh.
Yeah, and speaking of food, guys,
Zac and I are gonna have a cookout tomorrow,
-and you guys are all invited. -[Sabrina] Ooh!
Yes.
-I'll stop by before our flight. -Okay.
-Sounds good to me. -You know what?
What'll really hit right now?
-[Karen] What? -Some wings.
[Pam gasps] Yes, lemon pepper wings.
Yes, only flats, with some ranch.
-Lemon pepper, hot. -[Fatima] Oh my God, and...
-That's my brownie right there. -And your favorite.
-[Karen] What? -The brownie...
Fried pickles with maple syrup drizzle.
-Oh, my God. -[Karen] So good.
-[Fatima] Yes. -[Karen] It's so good.
-It's good. -[Sabrina] Andi.
-Huh? What?
That's a edible. That's a edible.
[Pam] Wait, save me some.
[Sabrina] That's an edible.
It was in my purse for a long time.
Oh, my God. It's so good!
[Sabrina] I just wanted to see...
if I was gonna try it one day.
Did you just give me an edible brownie?
-Is there drugs? -Yes, babe, there's drugs.
-There's drugs. -There's drugs.
[Pam] Ooh, girl...
You're about to be -- up.
-Uh-huh. -Wow.
[indistinct]
-We're about to be -- up. -Me too.
-We're about to be -- up. -It's so good.
It's good!
Hey, are you taking some too?
-[Pam] Mm-hmm. -Wait, wait, wait.
[giggling]
[Sabrina] I brought it!
To the bar.
-To the bar! -[laughs]
-God be with us. -Come on!
I want to go home.
-[indistinct chatter] -[upbeat dance music]
Hey, oh, huh...
[laughs]
Hey, that's the best entrance I've seen all night!
-We just stopped for food. -Food?!
You come in here empty handed?
The unmitigated gall of you
to not get anything for anybody else.
At least I have manners.
Dylan!
[Dylan] A round of shots for the pretty ladies.
-And the beautiful man. -Thank you.
Oooh [inaudible], this is a good white man.
[Dylan] Awww...
You didn't tell me you started dating white boys.
Didn't know I needed to make an announcement.
One second.
Hello, everybody! This is Dylan,
and he is a new DEI initiative for me.
[applause]
I don't think I can drink anymore.
Oh, Dylan, you're so sweet.
Wait a minute, you didn't cheers.
I'll cheers on the next one.
-I want to party... -Over the next one.
What have y'all done to it?
[Andi] Uhhhhhh....
Y'all see me grinding on an officer of the law...
none of your business.
[Andi] Who's the officer?
-I said none of your business. -Okay.
Danni, I invited Roc.
That boy ain't comin' up in here.
-He just left jail. -What?
He would. If he comes to me.
Oh, y'all real grown tonight, huh?
Jump rope. Oh!
[exclaiming]
Water? Oh.
Yay! Yes! Nailed it! You freaking nailed it!
Look, I'm gonna head to the bathroom.
-I'll catch up with y'all. -You need backup, sis?
No, I ain't fighting in the bathroom.
-Don't you worry. - I ain't.
Wait, maybe on second thought, I should uninvite him.
I did take a lot of that edible.
Right? It's too late for that.
-Just enjoy the ride. -Enjoy the ride?
The ride.
I don't know if I wanna get on the ride.
[upbeat dance music]
Yeah.
-Yeah. -Uh-oh.
[upbeat dance music]
Come on, come on...
Oh, wake up.
[phone vibrates]
Hey, baby.
Hey! You know who I called for.
Come on, stop playin'.
Well, uh, I'm sorry.
She's already put to bed, so I guess you're just gonna
have to settle talking to me.
Did she, um, did she eat before she went to sleep?
Yes, she did.
And what part of "I got this" do you not understand?
How about you just go have fun with your ladies?
We'll be here. The home front is handled.
Okay, well, you have the monitor near you?
You know she gonna cry for some milk soon.
Hey. You don't have to worry.
I got it, okay? It's all on lock.
Go have fun with your girls.
Fine, I'll try.
But I do miss y'all.
Look, it's been four hours, okay?
Go have fun with your friends. I will be here.
-I love you. -Love you, too.
I do not mean to be a stalker.
My husband and I, we have a surrogate.
She's seven months pregnant right now.
-Congratulations. -Thank you.
We're so excited.
But we are really nervous about fatherhood.
I question myself constantly. Will I be good enough?
Am I ready for this? Will I bond with the baby?
Will the baby even like me?
Look, you're not gonna get it right initially.
And that's okay. Because you're not perfect.
You just learn from your mistakes
and then you'll be a better parent.
-That's really sweet. -Yeah.
Thank you for those wise words.
Obviously coming from such a pro like yourself.
No, no, no. Trust me, I'm not.
But, um... we'll get there.
Yeah.
-Good to meet you. -Nice to meet you, too.
[upbeat dance music]
Oh my gosh, you made it!
[Danni laughs]
I didn't recognize you in your uniform.
I mean, not in your uniform.
So my plain clothes don't do it for you?
Still got the handcuffs?
You know I always keep those things on me.
[Danni] You know, I'm just happy
that these muscles are not part of the uniform.
I could say the same thing about you.
The Higher Airlines dress? Hm.
I recognize that body and face anywhere.
Well, I am an airline.
[Officer Green] Yeah.
You know, I must really like you
if you got me coming out to a gay club.
Well, I'm happy you can make it.
I'm not gonna lie, uh...
I was a little worried.
[Danni] You scared?
[Officer Green] No, nothing like that.
I just thought I'd feel a little out of place.
Oooh, do you?
-What? -Do you feel out of place?
Had a couple extra eyes on me, but I feel fine.
That's what all those other eyes are.
I'm letting them know.
[Officer Green] So what made you decide to bring me out?
You said call you if I ever need anything.
And what do you need?
A good time.
I'm confident I can provide that.
[Danni] Alright.
This is your test. Don't screw it up.
I need to know if you
follow instructions and not just give them.
So what is my first task?
[Danni] Well, you've already done the dance.
I need you to make a little love.
Get down tonight.
[upbeat dance music]
Okay.
[laidback music]
Don't throw up. Don't throw up, Sabrina.
Don't throw up right now.
Hmm.
[laidback music]
Roc?
What? What the hell?
Hey, baby.
Don't hey baby me.
Hey, what you think about us
having fun with these two lesbians?
What are you talking about?
I invited you here.
I was out there looking for you.
See, you -- up the vibe tonight, Sabrina.
We can all have some fun.
Yeah, I don't want that.
See, like you said, you are the one that brought me to
-this freaky-ass place. -Huh?
So try something new.
You ain't gotta keep it all to yourself.
Oh, Roc.
You know, I don't want any parts of this
and no parts of that.
No offense, ladies.
[Roc] You see, I'm trying to turn up.
But you want to stay lame. That shit don't mix.
Okay.
I will stay lame.
And you can take
your freaky-deaky man show on the road.
Yeah, -- this.
I'm done with you and I'm done with all this shit.
-Not you ladies. -Whatever!
See, Danni was right about you.
You're nothing but a headache.
Well, have fun with all of your girls.
-I'm gonna have fun with mine. -Okay.
Ladies.
Maybe you should get tested.
-Mm-hmm. -[Sabrina] Mm-hmm.
Well, if I got something, you got something.
We twinnin'. I ain't got nothin', ladies.
I'm just joking. Excuse me.
What?
[Maurice] That's how you tell a bitch.
Maurice... Webb?
[Maurice] Girl, don't you call out my government name!
Where are you?
[Maurice] I'm in heaven, bitch! Da --.
What are you doing here?
[Maurice] I was trying to enjoy the show!
Until you messed that up.
Girl, you'll mess up a wet dream.
-Ew. -[Maurice] Girl, that's life.
And stop making that face.
Leave me the hell alone.
I'll see you outside.
Oh shit. [clears throat]
-Yo, I'm on my way. -No rush, babe.
We're not ready yet. Oh, but we're at Proud Bar.
-Not at Billy Jake's. -[Zac]Good.
At least I don't gotta worry about no wolves over there.
Well, I don't know. It's a few straight men in here.
Or at least bi.
[Zac]Why would you tell me that?
[Fatima] You know I like to get a rise out of you.
-Gotta keep you on your toes. -[Zac]Alright.
Well, I hope you ain't tired.
You gonna get a rise out of me today! Ha, ha!
[Fatima]Don't be talking nasty in front of company.
Oh, and I told the girls about the cookout, okay?
[Zac]Oh, shit.
Zac, please don't tell me you forgot already.
Nope.
[Fatima]But they are excited about it, okay?
-[Sabrina retches] -I gotta go.
Sabrina's throwing up.
Damn.
Look, y'all.
I gotta go prepare for a cookout.
Yo, my mans, sounds like Sabrina's having
the time of her life without you throwing up
-in garbage cans and everything. -Yo, hold up.
-Is she all right? -Yeah, she'll be fine.
The girls got her.
But look, I gotta get ready for this cookout.
Twelve o'clock tomorrow. I'ma send the addy.
-All right? -All right.
-Beautiful.
-Keyes, appreciate you. -Thanks for the invite.
I'll be there.
[Zac] Of course, of course, of course.
-Rich. -Yeah, no worries.
-I appreciate you. -Nice hanging out with you.
Hope you get your women problems sorted out.
[Zac laughs]
Yeah. Alright.
I'm gonna stick around for a little while, man.
-Alright. -Alright.
-Y'all be safe. -Why you in a rush, man?
Ain't like you got a girl.
-[Rich] Too soon. -[Zac] No
[Rich] Way too soon, G!
-Bartender. -[Rich] Is she throwing up?
Can I get another one over here?
[Keyes] Yep, same thing. Appreciate it.
[mellow music]
Dirty martini, please.
Well, hello, lovely.
How are you tonight?
I'm blessed.
Uh, yes, you are.
Let me buy that drink for you.
Thank you.
♪ Wanna get down ♪
♪ Down ♪
♪ I wanna get rough I wanna get down ♪
♪ I wanna get dirty with you now ♪
♪ Wanna get down ♪
♪ Down ♪
♪ I wanna get rough I wanna get down ♪
♪ I wanna get dirty with you now ♪
[laughter]
Woo-woo!
We need you in here more with that energy, girl.
[laughs] I feel so good!
[Pam] Yeah, girl, that's that edible talkin'.
You know what it feels like?
It feels like I've finally gotten rid of Vaughn
and Robin and Jordan andGary!
This is the happiest I've been in a long time.
I'm really enjoying myself.
I'm so happy.
Uh-oh, she needs some milk.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I have an idea.
-What? -[Andi] Another round of shots.
Uh-oh.
[Andi] Yes! Another round of shots on me!
[laughs]
Alright. Come on, y'all.
-[Karen] Get her to the bar. -[Maurice] No, no, no.
-Ain't no bar. -Darling!
Oh, no.
At once, take me away!
-No, no. -[Andi] Yes!
[Maurice] You're gonna have a stroke.
Gosh.
You know, watching full-grown adults
at the bar really is a full-time job.
Yeah, but it is entertaining, though.
I know Andi's fighting for her life with these edibles,
and she ain't winning.
[Fatima] She looks like she's a white girl
-at Coachella right now. -[Karen] Ha!
And look at Danni over there with Mr. Officer.
[Karen] Oh! Oh, my God. Wait.
Where's Brina?
-Where she at? -Uh...
Right there. And it looks like her
and Andi are in competition for drunkest friend.
[Karen] Oh, my gosh.
Somehow Brina still got it together.
More than all of us.
It's always been that way. Since college.
Even though it's hard for her to see sometimes.
She really is the heart of the group, you know?
Always keeps us on the right track.
You know what? I can see that.
She seems like she has this good energy
that people feel like they can take advantage of.
Uh, until she punches them in the face in the bathroom.
Right.
[Karen] It's never a dull moment with Danni.
You know, when we was beefing, I really had a problem
with you and Danni being cool.
Yeah.
But you knew that already.
I did.
I understand, though.
She's the most loyal person that I know.
[Fatima] She says some off-the-wall shit,
but I love me a real one.
And she's that times ten.
Even when you don't want her to be.
[Karen sighs]
Andi's a mess sometimes.
You know I know.
But she has good intentions.
When she's focused, she's unstoppable.
If she could just keep
them crazy-ass men away from her,
you know, our girl might run the city one day.
I believe that.
[Karen] Fatima, can you do me a favor?
What's that, Karen?
I need you to watch over the sister circle
while I'm away in Seattle.
I know I'm just a plane ride away,
but, you know, I'll be focused on raising Faith.
And I need to know that someone's here
that has their back.
And you are their sister now, too.
I can do that, Karen.
And I know they have my back, too.
Thank you.
[upbeat hip hop music]
You sure you want to do this here?
Why shouldn't I?
Oh, oh.
-Wait. -What's wrong?
Nothing. I just had a breakthrough.
A breakthrough?
Let's just say, uh, you might drown in it.
It's a good thing I know how to swim.
You know all the right things to say.
Yeah. Well, it's a good thing you, uh,
kicked the old boy to the curb and gave me a chance.
About that, um...
What?
You know what? Nothing.
I'm having a good time.
It's the best time I've had in a while,
-so I don't want to ruin it. -I want to add to it.
Forgive me.
[laughs]
[upbeat dance music]
[laughs] Woo!
[overlapping voices, laughter]
We gotta go. We gotta go.
Karaoke? Karaoke!!!!
-Karaoke!!! -What?!
[Sabrina] Karaoke!
-[exclaiming] -Oh my gosh!
[exclaiming, cheering]
Cue the music! Cue the music!
[screams]
♪ I got all my sisters with me♪
♪ We are family ♪
♪ I got all my sisters with me♪
♪ We are family ♪
♪ I got all my sisters with me♪
♪ We are family ♪
♪ Get up everybody and sing ♪
♪ We are family ♪
♪ I got all my sisters with me♪
Come on, Danni!
♪ We are family ♪
♪ Get up everybody and sing ♪
[Danni]♪ Get up everybody ♪
[laughter]
[group cheering]
Come back to bed. Let's go for round, uh, six.
Oh, six--
[Karen]Next onSistas.
Andi, there's something I wanna tell you.
Well, what is it?
Andi, release the pancakes.
So are you gonna miss this place?
Not at all.
Maybe it'll be better luck for the next tenant.
[Andi] I wonder how they know each other.
Let the boomers talk.
I rebuke you, okay? I rebuke you, Satan.
[Danni] Get! You hear?
[Paige]Don't hate me, but I can't find my keys to the vaul.
[Sabrina]Paige! Now I'm gonna be late to this cookout!
[music]
[laidback hip hop beats]
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