1 00:00:05,872 --> 00:00:07,741 (Ennis exhales deeply) 2 00:00:08,975 --> 00:00:12,512 - You know what? This is nice. I could get used to retirement. 3 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:14,514 - No, no, it's not... not retirement. 4 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:17,083 This is unemployment. - Not for long! 5 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:19,386 Gero's may have tried to replace us with AI 6 00:00:19,452 --> 00:00:22,922 like we're artists or musicians but we'll find work easily. 7 00:00:22,989 --> 00:00:25,458 (James): A job is a big part of who you are. 8 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:27,961 So, losing your job can cause an identity crisis. 9 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,063 Who are you? A burden? A social media addict? 10 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:31,464 Garbage, are you garbage? 11 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:32,932 (Astrid): No, you're-- Whoa, you're not garbage. 12 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:34,401 (James): Oh, it feels that way. 13 00:00:34,467 --> 00:00:35,602 - Ennis? - What? 14 00:00:35,668 --> 00:00:36,770 - Has your father hired you yet? 15 00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:38,304 - I don't need my father to hire me. 16 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:39,639 I can get a job on my own. 17 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,275 Hey, what do you put on a resume these days? 18 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:44,744 (Marla): My priority is finding a place 19 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:46,679 to invest my Gero's money. 20 00:00:46,746 --> 00:00:48,648 - Wait, what? How much severance did you get? 21 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:51,017 - I purchased a significant amount of Gero's stock, 22 00:00:51,084 --> 00:00:53,053 so when Fintekoaly bought the company, 23 00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:55,121 I made m-m-m-millions! 24 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:57,190 - What? - Excuse me... 25 00:00:57,257 --> 00:01:00,560 (phone ringing) ...while I turn down Shopify. 26 00:01:01,594 --> 00:01:03,696 (sighs) - You're not worried? 27 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:05,298 - Huh? - I'm worried and I don't even 28 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:07,300 have little wet-faced Andrew to deal with. 29 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:09,102 - His name's Morris. - His name's what now? 30 00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:11,171 - I just don't wanna panic and take the first job 31 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,505 that comes along. 32 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:14,441 Just so bored of this logistics stuff. 33 00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:16,242 - Yeah, but isn't that what you went to school for? 34 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:18,144 And also the only job you've ever had? 35 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:20,246 And also, you're over 40. 36 00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:21,915 (Morris babbles) 37 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:23,716 (James): Chill out, bruh. 38 00:01:23,783 --> 00:01:25,852 You givin' my dad a panic attack, bruh! 39 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,887 Anyways, give me a chance to be 40 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:29,322 a stay-at-home dad for a while. 41 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:30,990 Until something perfect comes along. 42 00:01:31,057 --> 00:01:33,560 - You want to stay at home with your kids? 43 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:35,628 - I'm enjoying it. 44 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:37,964 (bright music) 45 00:01:41,534 --> 00:01:43,570 (Astrid): Alright, well, the toilet's definitely broken 46 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:45,605 and flushing it over and over does not work. 47 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:46,873 - Yeah... it works sometimes. 48 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,641 But regardless, we're gonna have to use the toilet 49 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:51,211 that Uncle Taylor installed in the basement for the next little while. 50 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:52,912 - Is Dad home all the time now? 51 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:55,381 - Remember Daddy was fired? - Ooh, laid off. It's... 52 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:56,716 there's a difference. But either way, 53 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,985 I'm gonna be home with you guys all the time. 54 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:02,055 - I'm going to school. It's hot dog day. 55 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,423 - Can I have an allowance? 56 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:05,792 - It's terrible timing. We have less money to spend now. 57 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:08,361 We have to focus on saving. - If I had an allowance, 58 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:11,131 I could give some of it to you. (James inhales sharply) 59 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:13,366 - You know what would save us some money is if I fixed 60 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:14,868 the toilet myself today. - Don't do that. 61 00:02:14,934 --> 00:02:16,269 - Hmm? - Don't do it. 62 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:18,705 - I think I might do it 'cause we need to save money. 63 00:02:18,771 --> 00:02:20,540 And then also, I'm gonna learn a whole new trade 64 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:21,975 from a celebrity plumber on YouTube. 65 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:24,110 - Okay, well, I'll go out, I'll bring home that bacon 66 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:25,879 like a total dude, who also happens to be a woman, 67 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:28,281 who also can totally support her family on her current salary. 68 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:29,849 (chuckles) You're welcome. Hear me roar. 69 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:31,985 - Roar! 70 00:02:32,785 --> 00:02:35,054 (rhythmic music) 71 00:02:35,121 --> 00:02:36,923 - Ooh. 72 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,092 - Hi, Dawn, I was just on my lunch break 73 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,960 so I thought I'd pop by. - Oh, thank you so much 74 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:43,563 for coming over, but I have the party totally under control. 75 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:47,000 - Oh no, I'm not here to help. I need some advice. 76 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:49,235 Actually, I totally forgot you were even having a party. 77 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:50,970 (tisks) - Zinnia, 78 00:02:51,037 --> 00:02:53,373 those are red wine glasses. 79 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,643 Good. 80 00:02:57,143 --> 00:02:59,145 Zinnia is my new assistant. 81 00:02:59,212 --> 00:03:01,748 Smart, intuitive, healthy as a horse. 82 00:03:01,814 --> 00:03:04,984 - And one false step and she's off to the glue factory, right? 83 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:06,786 - Ooh, oh. 84 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:11,124 - Um, your invite said that this was a casual gathering. 85 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,826 - It is! But there are important things 86 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:16,129 to celebrate. Casually. 87 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:18,998 - You're pregnant. I knew it! 88 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:20,967 - Astrid, calm down. I am not pregnant. 89 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,703 - Yes, you are! You are! - I'm not. You're wrong. 90 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:26,539 - Oh really. Then why don't you enjoy a casual glass of wine? 91 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:29,309 - I could if I wanted to. - What's stopping you then? 92 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,077 - Okay, that's enough, Zinnia. Good. 93 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:33,813 Okay, so the trick to asking for a raise 94 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,782 is to act like a man. (Astrid clears throat) 95 00:03:35,848 --> 00:03:38,918 A white man. But not James. 96 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:40,320 - Women ask for raises. 97 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:42,188 - Yeah, but only when they feel they totally deserve it. 98 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:44,457 A man asks for a raise like he's... 99 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:46,626 (inhales deeply) ...entitled to it. 100 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:48,461 - So, you want me to take up the whole sidewalk 101 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:49,996 and then get mad when Disney remakes a movie 102 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:53,032 to become more inclusive? - I want you to be happy, Assy. 103 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:55,101 And sometimes, that means making them 104 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:56,703 pay you what you're worth. 105 00:03:56,769 --> 00:03:58,404 - Yeah, with James having a hard time, 106 00:03:58,471 --> 00:04:01,007 I need to be worth about double. - Then it's up to you. 107 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:05,812 You need to walk in there like you are seven feet tall, 108 00:04:05,878 --> 00:04:09,082 look them in the eye, tell them what you want, 109 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:11,784 and be ready to fight like hell. 110 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:14,487 (breathing deeply) 111 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:16,222 - Whoa, I do not like this. 112 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:17,924 (fist pounds on desk) - I want a raise. 113 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:19,392 - Oh, you got it. 114 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:22,528 - Oh, okay. You don't even know how much I want. 115 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:25,064 - Hmm. Twice as much. 116 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:27,100 - What? That's so much! 117 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:29,869 No, I can't. Yes, yes, that is what I want. 118 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:33,906 - Done. I'll put in the request now with my full endorsement. 119 00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:36,075 - Good. Yes, 'cause I, you know, 120 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:37,944 I do a lot more work than any of these-- 121 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,579 - And sent! 122 00:04:41,547 --> 00:04:43,049 - Nice thumb ring, boss. 123 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,218 - Ha, thanks for noticing. 124 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,953 (gasps) Twinsies. 125 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,221 (James whistling) 126 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,922 (Astrid): Parenting develops skills 127 00:04:49,989 --> 00:04:51,457 you never thought you'd have. 128 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:53,826 (James): You become a medic, a chef, a laundromat employee, 129 00:04:53,893 --> 00:04:55,662 and sometimes, a tissue. 130 00:04:55,728 --> 00:04:57,096 (Astrid): But you don't have time to develop 131 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:58,965 useful non-parenting skills like plumbing, 132 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:00,533 or agriculture, or blacksmithing. 133 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,436 (James): Oh, okay. You're having your apocalypse fantasy again? 134 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:04,637 (Astrid): Well, it's more of a vision. 135 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:06,873 (Bo): James? - Yeah. 136 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:10,743 - Oh, James, something crazy is happening. 137 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,378 (singing on phone) Look. Hmm. 138 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:14,447 - A lot of you dazzin' me for my sweet ass bucket. 139 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:15,948 (sucks teeth) This hat bazzles with 140 00:05:16,015 --> 00:05:17,984 everything I wear, yo. I g. 141 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:20,653 Link in my bio. And don't forget to follow me. 142 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,689 - Hey, gave you a little shoutout. Things are lookin' up. 143 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:24,957 - Yeah. Owee has over 60 million followers. 144 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:26,993 Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift follow him 145 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:29,062 but he does not follow them back. 146 00:05:29,128 --> 00:05:31,864 He has skyrocketed my company overnight. 147 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:34,100 - Okay, good for you. - Right, but I have more orders 148 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,835 than I can handle. But I need more capital 149 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:38,905 and manpower just to keep up. It's a problem. 150 00:05:38,971 --> 00:05:41,507 It's a probla-tunity. Haha. (James groans) 151 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:45,278 You know distribution, James. Work with me? 152 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,480 - Oh, that's... thank you for thinking of me, 153 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:49,349 Bo, but I have my own projects to think about. 154 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:54,354 Like, uh, the toilet and... other things. 155 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:57,690 - I thought you might resist me so I brought a secret weapon. 156 00:05:57,757 --> 00:06:01,294 - Take the job, James. You're desperate for work. 157 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,129 - I'm not desperate for work. 158 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,997 I just need to find something that I love. 159 00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:07,667 - So what? You're just gonna then tinker with the crapper 160 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:09,602 while your wife works herself ragged? 161 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:11,003 Her father was a deadbeat, you know. 162 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:12,472 - First of all, I'm not a deadbeat, 163 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,807 I'm fixing a toilet for my family. 164 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,310 That is real work. Also, I'm doing a darn good job of it. 165 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,312 - Hmm, I'd get a professional to look at that crack, 166 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:22,048 if I were you. - What crack? 167 00:06:23,282 --> 00:06:24,517 It'll be fine. 168 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:27,253 (James): Looking for a basic toilet. 169 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,521 (Ennis): Oh, if I may? 170 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:29,622 - Hmm. - Get a bidet. 171 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:32,091 They are luxurious, discreet, 172 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:33,693 and surprisingly intuitive. 173 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:34,994 - What's intuitive about 'em? 174 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,429 It's just spraying water into your-- 175 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:38,097 (laughs) - Yeah, it is. 176 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:40,333 But it changes you, you know, in a good way. 177 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,801 Boost your confidence. I feel taller. 178 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:44,036 - Uh-huh, okay. How was your interview? 179 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:45,471 - Oh, the hedge fund? It was great. 180 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:46,973 - Huh? - Yeah, they had great couches there. 181 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:48,541 The actual interview wasn't great, 182 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:50,676 because I didn't know what the hell they were talking about. 183 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:53,079 What is a hedge fund anyway? - I don't know. 184 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:56,315 Okay, do you think any of these toilets will fit uh, 185 00:06:56,382 --> 00:06:58,551 in the spot that my old toilet was? 186 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:01,421 - Uh, why don't we ask one of the five people 187 00:07:01,487 --> 00:07:03,122 we passed by that work here? Excuse me? 188 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:05,558 - Uh, 'cause I know how to do things. I can do things. 189 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:10,263 - Yeah. You drove us here. You got... you could do great. 190 00:07:10,329 --> 00:07:12,265 (phone rings) Geez. 191 00:07:12,331 --> 00:07:14,600 Oh, what does he want? 192 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,439 - I think I screwed up my life. 193 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:22,575 - Hey. Hey, no, no, no, buddy, come on. You... 194 00:07:22,642 --> 00:07:25,545 Your kids are great, all right? I-I wouldn't wanna have kids 195 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:28,381 because it seems really hard and boring and you can't 196 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,116 do anything else with your life, but if I had kids, 197 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,051 I'd want them to be just like yours. And you can't exactly 198 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,287 change your mind at this point, right? I mean, the train has left 199 00:07:34,353 --> 00:07:35,955 the station. I'm sweating. - I'm talking about work. 200 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:38,391 - Oh. - I had a job for 10 years 201 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,993 that I did not like, and now I don't know how 202 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:43,830 to do anything. I don't even know how to fix my own toilet. 203 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:45,231 (sighs) 204 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,732 - Well, what do you wanna do? 205 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,501 - I wanna do something that makes a difference. 206 00:07:48,568 --> 00:07:50,036 - Okay. - And also pays. 207 00:07:50,102 --> 00:07:53,139 And also I enjoy. And I'm good at. 208 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,941 - Buddy, I... 209 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:56,509 I'm out there and I gotta tell you, 210 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:58,077 it is not easy right now. 211 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,046 Employers do not like it when you only have one job 212 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:01,280 on your resume. 213 00:08:01,347 --> 00:08:02,582 Or if you can't really speak 214 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,016 about what you do intelligently. 215 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,852 Or if you're an hour late because you walked into 216 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:08,087 the wrong building and they had old-school video games 217 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:12,058 in the lobby. Just can't be choosy. 218 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:14,660 You know what you should do? Here's my advice, 219 00:08:14,727 --> 00:08:16,662 you should just take the first job offer you get 220 00:08:16,729 --> 00:08:19,966 that has like, a chill vibe, you know? That's what I'm doing. 221 00:08:20,032 --> 00:08:22,668 (rhythmic music) 222 00:08:24,403 --> 00:08:26,138 - You know, I don't usually do all this to coffee, 223 00:08:26,205 --> 00:08:27,640 but it's not bad. - Yeah, it gets rid 224 00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:28,774 of the coffee taste. 225 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,476 - Oh, you have whipped cream on your-- 226 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:32,211 - Oh. Did I get it? 227 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:33,980 - Yeah. - Sweet. 228 00:08:34,046 --> 00:08:37,450 - Glasses! Look! Luc, Jean-Luc. 229 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,619 - Ah, nailed it, buddy. - Would you watch my bike 230 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:41,654 while I talk to Astrid privately? 231 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:44,257 - Glad to. Do it up. - Thank you, people. 232 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:45,925 - Is this about my raise? 233 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:47,159 - It is. 234 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:50,096 Actually, I've been asked to audit your department 235 00:08:50,162 --> 00:08:52,064 and I'm not allowed to authorize any raises 236 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:55,101 until that's done. - Okay. Not a problem. 237 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:56,602 - Or probably after. 238 00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:58,538 - That's gonna be more of an issue for me. 239 00:08:58,604 --> 00:09:01,173 - Well, see, some people think that the World Cup Committee 240 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,142 is getting too much money, and in fact, 241 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,645 that I'm siphoning off some of that money for my riding. 242 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:08,648 So, we've gotta make some cuts to make this go away. 243 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:11,284 - Well, what kind of cuts? - Big ass cuts. 244 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:14,687 I'm thinking computers, possibly some staff. 245 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:16,489 - So, I'm not getting a raise 246 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,324 and I also might be losing my job? 247 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:21,027 - Well, you're a staff. But no, it's complicated. 248 00:09:21,093 --> 00:09:23,496 Numbers are involved. In fact, I am gonna tackle 249 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,897 this problem this weekend. 250 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,666 You're welcome to join me, but you're probably busy 251 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,568 with your mom stuff. 252 00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:31,837 - In our house, the mom stuff is actually the dad stuff, 253 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:34,974 so I would be happy to put in the extra work this weekend. 254 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:38,544 Yeah, that's just the kinda team player that I am. 255 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:43,516 c) 256 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,954 Dumb work on a stupid weekend. Stinky Leonard. 257 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:50,456 - Children have really dulled your edge, my love. 258 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:52,625 - Maybe I should tell Leonard how the office 259 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:54,393 doesn't function without me and that he sucks. 260 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:57,396 - Yeah. Please don't. We only have one job between us. 261 00:09:57,463 --> 00:09:59,265 Just stay there and then you'll get a raise. Also, 262 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,133 think of all the money we're saving by never 263 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,902 buying toilet paper for the rest of our lives 264 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:04,704 once I install this guy. 265 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,105 - Ah yes, the bidet. 266 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,907 You know that our kids are gonna turn our bathroom 267 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,643 into a water park, right? - Yeah... 268 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,111 - Um... - Hmm? 269 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:14,280 - So, did-did Bo offer you a job? 270 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,582 - Hmm. Yes. 271 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:19,251 - So annoying. - Ugh, right? 272 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,721 - What was the money like? - Okay, look, 273 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,389 I just don't wanna do anything with logistics. 274 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,725 I know it's all I'm great at. I just don't want-- 275 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,526 - What? No, no, no. You're a great husband. 276 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:28,928 You're good at being a husband. 277 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:30,663 - Hmm. How much does that pay? 278 00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:32,832 - And you're great at being a dad. 279 00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:34,734 You know, you could stay home. 280 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,303 We could make that work. It'd be okay. 281 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:42,441 - Uh! (grunts) 282 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:44,377 Okay. - What are you doing? 283 00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:46,112 - I dropped my thumb ring in here. 284 00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:47,546 - Can you please help with the audit? 285 00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:49,015 - Oh yeah, sorry, I'm distracted. 286 00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:51,450 Probably gonna get fired for being too expensive. 287 00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:53,419 - What? I'm more expensive than you are. 288 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,122 Plus with maternity leave, it means I have less seniority. 289 00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:57,590 (Leonard): Wow, you came! 290 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,292 - I did. On time, too. 291 00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:02,762 - Oh, a joke. I'm getting the gears from Astrid. 292 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:04,030 - Uh-huh. - I kinda like it. 293 00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:05,698 No, I had a squash game 294 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,066 with the Deputy Mayor at 6 AM. 295 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,801 Then I had breakfast with the boys. 296 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:09,935 - How nice. - Yeah. 297 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:11,203 - Yeah, we've been working really hard. 298 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:13,939 - Oh, I got my ring! Yeah! 299 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,776 - We found some efficiencies, so... 300 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,844 - You know, I'm already hungry for lunch. 301 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:20,780 You guys want some Thai food, my treat? 302 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,948 (Jean-Luc): Already had Thai for breakfast, leftover style. 303 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,351 How do you feel about burgers? - Oh, I always love burgers. 304 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,286 What are you thinking, Burger Priest? Bad Boy Burger? 305 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,754 - I prefer a place called Round Classics. 306 00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:30,856 - I don't know Round Classics. What's their deal? 307 00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:33,025 - Oh, yo, all sauces and buns made in-house. 308 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,326 - Shut up! - Yeah! 309 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:35,861 - Hey, you know, if we just power through, 310 00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:37,763 we may not even need to be here for lunch, 311 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:39,632 right? We're so close. 312 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,034 (inaudible) 313 00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:45,004 - Yeah, let's just order pizza and get to work. 314 00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:46,639 You guys fussy on the toppings? 315 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,307 (Jean-Luc): Depends where you get the pie from. 316 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,109 - Well, I'm thinking of Priority Pizza. 317 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,578 - Nah, I go to a place called Paella. It's great. 318 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:55,881 - What's their deal? - It's paella on pie. 319 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,819 - Check the ring seal before tightening the bolts. 320 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,921 (James): Yeah, okay. Thanks, buddy. 321 00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:04,790 - Did you hear me? - What? 322 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,392 Dude, take off your headphones. 323 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,127 (man on video): Make sure the shutoff valve... 324 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:09,628 - But now I can't hear the video. 325 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:11,297 - You don't need the video. I'm the video. 326 00:12:11,363 --> 00:12:12,798 You learn from me. The important thing 327 00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:15,735 is that you are never too old to master a new skill. 328 00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:18,070 - Can I watch John Wick? - Ugh, no. 329 00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:20,272 - Can I pee outside like Felix? 330 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:21,507 (Felix): Viv, that's private! 331 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,142 - Hey, where's your little brother? 332 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:25,044 (Morris groans) Oh, oh, oh. 333 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:27,179 - I could've used that toilet? 334 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,280 (shushing) - No, no, no, 335 00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:29,348 it's not attached to anything. 336 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,816 If he uses it, we're just gonna have 337 00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:32,918 to throw the whole thing out. Let's not confuse him now. 338 00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:34,220 (phone buzzes) 339 00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:35,654 - Hi, is everything okay with-- 340 00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:37,823 (James): Morris got on the toilet by himself. 341 00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:39,658 He needs you to sing his poopy song. 342 00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,260 Okay, you're on speaker. 343 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,763 - Oh no, I-I can't, I can't do it. 344 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:45,064 You guys have to sing it. 345 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,065 - Baby, he's cresting. 346 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:47,867 He's cresting the summit. 347 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,535 Help him plant his flag! 348 00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:51,504 - Hmm. 349 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:55,808 ♪ Poop goes in the potty when it comes out your body ♪ 350 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,310 - Louder. - ♪ Poop goes in the potty ♪ 351 00:12:58,377 --> 00:12:59,612 ♪ When it comes out your body ♪ 352 00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:01,313 - I'm just gonna hit the boys room real quick. 353 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:05,217 (imitating trumpet) 354 00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:10,356 (family cheers) 355 00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:11,223 (gasps) 356 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,058 - Yes! Nothing but net! 357 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,493 Good singing, my love. 358 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,295 - Yes, Morris! Well done! 359 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:17,963 Mommy will see you soon. 360 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,333 - Was that a work call? 361 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:24,336 - Yeah. - Huh, thought so. 362 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:25,805 (Felix): Did Morris pee on the floor? 363 00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:28,607 - Nope, he peed in the bowl like a genius. 364 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,876 - My socks are wet. 365 00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:33,512 - Hmm. Oh, okay, that's, that's a leak. There's a leak. 366 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:37,183 - Come on, Morris. You do not know how to swim at all. 367 00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:39,652 - It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. 368 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:42,454 I'm just gonna pull, I'm gonna tighten the-the water lever. 369 00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:44,623 (rhythmic music) 370 00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:49,428 - Public Transit Summit 2008. 371 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:53,299 - Pardon? - I was at a transit summit 372 00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:55,301 on my daughter's fifth birthday. 373 00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:57,670 I was in meetings all day. I didn't even get a chance 374 00:13:57,736 --> 00:13:59,672 to sing her happy birthday. 375 00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:02,374 By the time I phoned home, she was asleep. 376 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:05,544 - That's hard. - Astrid, 377 00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:07,379 we're the breadwinners. 378 00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:10,249 We're out there thirsting for the kill. 379 00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:14,253 We may miss a few milestones, but we bring home the beef. 380 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,455 And speaking of beef, I think we're probably 381 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,224 gonna have to have those burgers after all, 382 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,626 'cause it looks like we have about five hours' work left. 383 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:24,430 - No, I don't want to have a burger. I wanna be at home. 384 00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:26,832 - I know working late can be hard, especially on moms. 385 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:28,100 - I've done my work. 386 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,902 I'm never working on a weekend again. 387 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,570 If you wanna let me go in your audit, 388 00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:34,340 go ahead, fire me. You're gonna regret it. 389 00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:36,242 I'm gonna go somewhere where they value me 390 00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:39,178 and you can potty train someone else to deal with your crap. 391 00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:41,847 (Jean-Luc): Way to go, Astrid! 392 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,182 (toilet flushes) 393 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:46,585 - Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking 394 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,520 trying to replace a whole toilet by myself. 395 00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:50,789 - Hey, you're not the first guy to do a dumb plumb. 396 00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:53,459 No offence. That's what we call the botched DIY jobs. 397 00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:55,961 I do about two or three dumb plumbs a week. 398 00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:58,797 - I was laid off and so I... 399 00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:00,799 I wanted to prove to myself that I was more 400 00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:02,268 than my old job, you know? 401 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,837 - Well, I didn't always wanna be a plumber, you know? 402 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,339 I wanted to be a drummer. (chuckles) 403 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,575 They rhyme, but that's where the similarities end. 404 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:14,079 Yeah, I did have to actually... (grunts) 405 00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:15,981 ...learn my trade. 406 00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:17,783 - I know, I-I didn't mean to imply 407 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,019 that your job was easy or that I could do it or anything. 408 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,021 - It's not. - No. 409 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,889 - Now, if my son was a toilet, 410 00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:27,092 I could help him out, right? But he's not. 411 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:28,861 He's a boy, unfortunately. 412 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:32,131 So now it's like, what the hell's going on here? 413 00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:35,768 What's going on? How do you unclog a son? 414 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,436 (huffs) 415 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,439 (loud music blaring) 416 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:46,111 (whistle screeching) 417 00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:49,748 (whistling continues) 418 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,818 (Leonard panting) 419 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:55,821 - Why didn't you stop? - You followed me all this way? 420 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,990 - Yes. - Are you all right? 421 00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:00,893 - Well, I'm new to cycling. Kinda just like the gear, 422 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,261 but it's scary as hell. 423 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:04,029 - Yeah, you voted against bike lanes. 424 00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:06,332 - Well, they are kind of annoying, right? 425 00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:10,602 Listen, I want you to quit your job and come work for me. 426 00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:12,538 - Don't I already work for you? 427 00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:14,006 - No, not on the committee. 428 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:16,241 (panting) 429 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,278 I'm running for re-election, and apparently, 430 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:20,713 people don't like me. Huh. 431 00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:24,683 And I think you could help me figure out why that is. 432 00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:27,653 - Would you like me to start right now? 433 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,656 - See, I am so used to people telling me what I wanna hear. 434 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:33,192 I need someone who's gonna challenge me, 435 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:37,029 who's gonna nag me. Come on, Astrid, be that nag. 436 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:41,333 It'll be a staff job, good salary, benefits. 437 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,203 You don't have to work on contract anymore, Astrid. 438 00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:46,305 (exhales) 439 00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,806 - I want weekends off. 440 00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:50,075 And I want the flexibility to work from home 441 00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:51,510 if one of my kids is sick. 442 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:52,811 And I want a better parking spot. 443 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:54,546 - How often do they get sick? 444 00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:57,816 Okay! Deal. 445 00:16:57,883 --> 00:17:00,219 And you can have the rest of the day off. 446 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:01,520 - It's already my day off. 447 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,322 - See, there's my nag. 448 00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:06,392 (window whirrs) 449 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,098 (all giggling) - Everyone, let's raise a glass 450 00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:16,535 to Astrid for sticking it to the patriarchy 451 00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,437 and getting the job she deserves. 452 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:19,605 - That's my wife. 453 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:21,640 (glasses clink) - Now, a sad toast 454 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,342 for Daddy who got laid off. 455 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:24,877 - Sorry, James. - We don't have to, no, 456 00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:26,311 we don't have to pat the leg. It's fine. 457 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,846 There's nothing to be sorry about. 458 00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:29,314 If I wasn't unemployed 459 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:32,017 we wouldn't have a spiffy new toilet, so... 460 00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,520 (Felix clears throat) (James): I'll be right back. 461 00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:37,056 Bo, buddy, I just... it just occurred to me 462 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,690 that I never properly congratulated you 463 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,794 for the amazing success of GoBo. 464 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,896 It is really amazing. That kid on the internet 465 00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:48,067 wearing that hat, he is... a true leader. 466 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,302 - Likewise. I am so happy for your success 467 00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:53,205 with your new toilet. - Yes! Yeah, hopefully, 468 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:56,008 speaking of toilets, I didn't waste my opportunity 469 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,342 to work at GoBo. 470 00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,677 I just wanted to say 471 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,046 that it would be a great honor... 472 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:02,414 (clears throat) ...to work 473 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:03,682 with my brother-in-law. 474 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,451 - I love you too, James. 475 00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,120 - Uh, no, no, hold-- Uh... 476 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:11,924 I said... What I said was I would love to work with you. 477 00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:14,426 - Oh, nothing would make me happier. 478 00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:16,929 But... hoo! 479 00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:19,098 I'm already all staffed up. 480 00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:22,301 Meet Team GoBo. 481 00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:25,471 Marla, my angel investor and new CFO. 482 00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:27,539 Ennis is my head of logistics. 483 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,142 Oh, the job that I was gonna give to you. 484 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:31,910 - Hey, James. Hey, how's that bidet treating ya? 485 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,680 Pretty delightful, right? - Hmm? 486 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:37,216 - So um, how's Corey enjoying Swiss boarding school? 487 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,685 - He's thriving. I wish we could FaceTime him, 488 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:42,054 but it's 1 AM in Switzerland and he has to be up at 6:00 489 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,056 for zmorge. - Ooh! 490 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,125 I should get home before the raccoons get bad. 491 00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:48,026 My friend Portia had one jump out of a tree 492 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,129 and attack her head. Scratched her so bad, 493 00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:51,597 she had to get bangs. - Hmm. 494 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:54,199 - Sorry, our meeting just ended. 495 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:56,602 The team is packing up. - Finally. 496 00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:58,036 We still haven't announced our big news! 497 00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:59,238 - Oh! (Astrid): Oh, well, 498 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,006 we already know that you're gonna be richer. 499 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,407 - Hmm. - Congrats on GoBo, Bo. 500 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,376 - No, no, no, no, no. 501 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,311 We have other news. 502 00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:09,615 We're having a baby. 503 00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:11,083 (shocked exhale) - What? 504 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,552 But you yesterday you... you got drunk. 505 00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,287 - Astrid, don't be such a prude. 506 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:17,523 A little tipple here and there is fine. 507 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:19,358 - Oh, I didn't say I was pregnant. 508 00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:20,926 I said we're having a baby. 509 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,327 But with our work schedules, 510 00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,363 we decided to outsource the work. 511 00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:26,698 - You're adopting? Good for you! 512 00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:28,167 - No, we hired a surrogate. - Mm-hmm. 513 00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:30,335 (Astrid): Oh. - Weird. Who? 514 00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:33,338 - Will the surrogate make herself known? 515 00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:37,142 - Surprise. It's me. 516 00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:39,878 (slow clap) - Yay us! 517 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:41,980 (laughing) We should have another toast. 518 00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:43,749 Zinnia, get more champagne. - Okay. 519 00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:45,250 - Yeah. - Your assistant? 520 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:47,519 - We hired Zinnia as Dawn's assistant 521 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,755 so we could pay her more to be our surrogate. 522 00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:52,257 - Well, um, welcome to the family. 523 00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,860 - Mm-hmm. - Congrats on the... the gig. 524 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,595 - Thank you. (chuckles) 525 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,797 - Can you go get those nuts? - Absolutely, yes. 526 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,065 - Thanks. 527 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,767 (Astrid): People take all kinds of jobs 528 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,468 for all kinds of reasons. 529 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,437 (James): Maybe they just wanna buy cool stuff. 530 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:06,905 (Astrid): Or they're building an empire. 531 00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:08,707 (James): Or saving for retirement. 532 00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,642 Or mysterious desperation. 533 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,778 (Astrid): Or maybe you have kids and they've made everything 534 00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:16,782 more complicated and expensive and scary and weird. 535 00:20:16,848 --> 00:20:19,117 But you'll do anything to give them a good life. 536 00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:20,185 (glasses clink) 537 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:21,954 (James): 'Cause that secretly means 538 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,488 you have a pretty good life, too. 539 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,890 (chuckles) 540 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,859 - No. - No, no, no. 541 00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:29,194 - Uh, what do you do? 542 00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:31,697 - Oh, I'm not exactly sure right now, actually. 543 00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:33,198 I do work for them, that's all I know. 544 00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:35,067 - Oh, me too. - Yeah. 545 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,668 - So, I guess we're kinda colleagues. 546 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:37,970 - Oh yeah. - Hmm. 547 00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:39,137 - Well, this is awkward. 548 00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:40,539 Can I have a glass of wine, please? 549 00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,007 - Absolutely. - Or maybe you could 550 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,108 have it for me. - Oh. 551 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,643 (chuckles) - You know, 'cause of the... 552 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,311 surrogate. - Yeah, I'm gonna-- 553 00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:47,846 - Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, wait. 554 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,215 Subtitling: difuze