1 00:00:05,705 --> 00:00:08,308 (Astrid): Mornings are tough. There's not enough time 2 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:10,543 and if anything goes wrong, you're late. 3 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:12,712 Who schedules a meeting before school? 4 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:14,748 That is too early for this sh... stuff. 5 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:16,416 Stuff, I said stuff. (school bells rings) 6 00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:18,752 - It's not before school anymore. Let's go, Felix. 7 00:00:18,818 --> 00:00:20,353 I'll get him to class. You start without me. 8 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:22,689 - Okay. Okay, okay, let's go. Oh, hi! We're here, hello. 9 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:25,058 - Hi, Mrs. Berney, I have to go teach now. 10 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:28,928 If you wanna discuss Viv's IEP we could try tomorrow? 11 00:00:28,995 --> 00:00:30,397 - Yes, I know, I'm-I'm so sorry, we 12 00:00:30,463 --> 00:00:31,931 were stuck behind a garbage truck. 13 00:00:31,998 --> 00:00:34,501 (James): Sometimes you're late . 14 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:36,236 - No, we forgot my lunch. 15 00:00:36,302 --> 00:00:37,771 (Astrid): And sometimes thel 16 00:00:37,837 --> 00:00:39,706 but you lost control of being in control. 17 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:42,008 We did have to go back because Viv forgot her lunch 18 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:43,877 and then I forgot my bag. 19 00:00:43,943 --> 00:00:45,211 (chuckles) - I get it. 20 00:00:45,278 --> 00:00:48,081 ADHD can be very challenging when you're a parent. 21 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:50,483 - Oh, no, no, no, I don't have ADHD. 22 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:51,951 - Right. Sorry, 23 00:00:52,018 --> 00:00:55,388 I-I just assumed, because it's 91% hereditary. 24 00:00:56,923 --> 00:00:59,125 We could try any morning before school. 25 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:01,528 - I'm trying now. - Tomorrow is great. 26 00:01:01,594 --> 00:01:03,563 We will be on time. (chuckles) 27 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:04,931 Come on, Viv, let's get you to class 28 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:06,633 so I'm not late for work. 29 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:08,935 (O Canada plays) 30 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:16,910 Viv, what are you doing? 31 00:01:18,344 --> 00:01:21,147 (majestic instrumental music plays) 32 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,720 - Hey. Sorry I'm late. 33 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:29,823 - What do I care? I got here two minutes ago. 34 00:01:29,889 --> 00:01:31,658 Look, the inside of my tie has snails on it. 35 00:01:31,724 --> 00:01:33,993 - Hmm. - Your days are numbered, James! 36 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:36,329 - He's late every day! - Hey, snitch! 37 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:38,131 - Uh-- - James stole a grocery cart 38 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:40,033 in college. - Okay, this office 39 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,035 is a living body. Ennis is the appendix. 40 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,671 I mean, no one knows what he does but if we disturb him, 41 00:01:44,737 --> 00:01:46,873 we'll all be poisoned. - That is a huge compliment, 42 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,775 I bet. - You're the heart, James. 43 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:50,743 And when the heart decides not to work... 44 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:52,479 (imitates crack) ...it gets replaced. 45 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:53,780 - They write songs about hearts. 46 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,348 They throw appendixes in the trash. 47 00:01:55,415 --> 00:01:57,550 - Oh! - Okay, shh, shh, come here. 48 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,986 Fintekoaly claims to be implementing 49 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,721 their sales technology but really, 50 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,491 they are here to replace us with AI. 51 00:02:04,557 --> 00:02:08,461 - Oh, no, Marla, you're being very paranoid-er than usual. 52 00:02:08,528 --> 00:02:10,663 - They are working with Mr. Gero, 53 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:13,666 watching our asses, determining who is expendable 54 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:14,734 and then... (whooshes) 55 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,136 ...trimming the fat. 56 00:02:16,202 --> 00:02:17,637 - These people are kinda nice in a weird, 57 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:19,272 Scandinavian way. This rep right here, 58 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:20,974 he brought donuts today. - Take one. 59 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:23,176 - Okay, thank you. Don't mind if I do. 60 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:25,278 - Okay, they are totally hitting it off. 61 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:26,946 - Okay, come here. 62 00:02:27,013 --> 00:02:28,314 - We're right here. - Shh, shh, James. 63 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:30,450 Now, you two need to be working 64 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:32,552 like your lives depend on it. 65 00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:34,487 When those Fintekoaly reps report back 66 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:36,256 what a well-oiled machine I'm running, 67 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:38,024 they won't dare touch us. I have a hunch 68 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:40,260 that heads are gonna roll in the east wing. 69 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,695 And when they do, we are gonna take over their offices. 70 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:45,365 - Ooh, that would be sweet. There is a ping-pong table over there. 71 00:02:45,431 --> 00:02:47,367 - Send me east. - It's like Canadian Google 72 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:50,036 in that east wing. - Okay, get to work! 73 00:02:51,437 --> 00:02:53,072 - Am I supposed to actually be worried about this? 74 00:02:53,139 --> 00:02:54,707 - About this? Let me tell you something. 75 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:56,976 I worry about a lot of things. My kids on the internet, 76 00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:59,245 there's like 20 super volcanoes right now that are overdue 77 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:01,181 to erupt. What I'm not worried about 78 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:03,883 is Hans Cruller Andersen over here. 79 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:05,752 (laughs) - You are out of control. 80 00:03:05,818 --> 00:03:07,353 Are you seeing this? (laughs) 81 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:09,923 - Yeah, he's doing goggles. - We love this guy! 82 00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:11,324 (Ennis): Do nose! 83 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:13,660 - Okay. Ooh! 84 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:17,697 (rhythmic music) 85 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:22,569 - Sorry I'm late, but I can change. 86 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:24,304 What are you, sleeping here now? 87 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:26,406 - These aren't PJs. They're vegan silk pants. 88 00:03:26,472 --> 00:03:29,175 Hey, should I be apologizing every time I'm late? 89 00:03:29,242 --> 00:03:31,444 - Why start now? - I think it's important 90 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:33,146 to forgive ourselves when we're late 91 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,081 or we don't show up. - Mm-hmm. 92 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:36,816 - Or when we steal something small. 93 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,118 - Oh, hard agree. Everybody's too fast 94 00:03:39,185 --> 00:03:42,188 with labels, late, on time, bad credit, handsome. 95 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:45,592 - Tell me about it. Someone just tried to label me ADHD. 96 00:03:45,658 --> 00:03:48,461 Can you believe it? Me. Astrid. 97 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:50,330 Reliable Astrid. 98 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:52,899 I mean, my kid has it, but not everybody has it. 99 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:54,334 - Oh, we have it. 100 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,469 - You both have it? - Yes. 101 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:58,037 My doctor diagnosed me. 102 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:00,206 I had to answer 15 questions, Astrid. 103 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:02,642 - I did an online quiz. Pretty compelling results. 104 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:04,744 - That's not how you diagnose ADHD, 105 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:07,280 that's how you diagnose which Seinfeld character you are. 106 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:09,048 (both): Elaine. (gasping) 107 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:10,917 - Get out! (Jean-Luc laughs) 108 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:12,252 (laughs) 109 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:14,754 - Wait, do you know for sure that you don't have it? 110 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:17,223 - Uh, yeah. 99% sure. 111 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:20,159 - Oh. - Why am I standing here? 112 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:23,663 (playful music) 113 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:29,035 - Look at us, getting a jump on tomorrow. 114 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,938 You setting an alarm? - Signs of ADHD in women, 115 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,473 disorganization, forgetfulness, 116 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:35,975 problems listening. Do any of these sound like me? 117 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:38,645 - Well, I mean, you didn't listen to me just a second ago. 118 00:04:38,711 --> 00:04:40,346 - You can't be objective. You're in love with me. 119 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:41,681 You're head over heels. Who could blame you? 120 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:43,016 - Right, exactly. Oh, yeah. 121 00:04:43,082 --> 00:04:44,584 - How am I supposed to know what I'm like? 122 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:46,419 I'm too busy doing things. - What's all this about? 123 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:48,488 You think you passed it on? What if I have ADHD 124 00:04:48,554 --> 00:04:50,823 or rejection sensitivity dysphoria 125 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:54,127 or an unruptured brain aneurysm? - James, you don't have ADHD, 126 00:04:54,193 --> 00:04:57,063 you have hypochondria. - What? No, I don't. 127 00:04:57,130 --> 00:05:00,099 Do I? I do. (eerie music) 128 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:02,001 Oh, what if that is a symptom 129 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:03,703 of an underlying problem that's even bigger? 130 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:06,839 - Hello, we're on me right now, okay? We're doing me? 131 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:08,975 - Okay, look, what if neither of us gave it to 'em? 132 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,277 I mean, they didn't inherit everything from us. 133 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:14,414 Where did Felix get his poor grasp of sarcasm 134 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,149 or his fussiness over textures? 135 00:05:16,215 --> 00:05:18,618 - Oh, my God. Dawn! 136 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:21,554 - Oh, we're raising a mini Dawn. 137 00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:22,955 - Let's not spiral about that now. 138 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:24,590 Let's-let's focus on this time thing. 139 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:27,527 Okay, so I think if we can adjust our mindset 140 00:05:27,593 --> 00:05:29,228 to make early on time, 141 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:31,397 then we shouldn't have a problem being late. 142 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:32,832 - Right. Yeah, no, no, that's it. 143 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:35,301 Now all we have to do is explain the concept of time 144 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:36,869 to our children. 145 00:05:36,936 --> 00:05:39,706 (rhythmic music) 146 00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:42,742 - Thank you for coming. We have to get Viv 147 00:05:42,809 --> 00:05:44,410 to school on time for her check-ins. 148 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:49,182 That means that we have to leave this house by 7:45 AM. 149 00:05:49,248 --> 00:05:51,217 - Why is this table so smooth? 150 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:52,952 - Well, 'cause I took all the stuff off it 151 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,587 so we wouldn't be distracted. Okay. 152 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:57,390 - I've never seen the whole table in my life. 153 00:05:57,457 --> 00:05:59,192 I thought it was a different colour. 154 00:05:59,258 --> 00:06:01,294 - Felix, stop pretending not to recognize the table. 155 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,962 - What's this thing? 156 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,497 - What? 157 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,599 Oh, my God. 158 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:08,768 - Hmm. - Is this table expandable? 159 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:12,472 - I don't know. Oh. 160 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,407 (Astrid): Oh, my God! (kids scream) 161 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:16,676 - That is so fun! (overlapping chatter) 162 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:18,978 - That's why the lady at the garage sale sold me 163 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,748 that extra piece of wood! It's just sitting in the shed. 164 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:25,818 - Now there's enough room for a puzzle and to have snacks. 165 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:28,254 (Astrid): Kids have a lot of questions. 166 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:30,957 So much curiosity and tiny attention spans. 167 00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:33,059 They get distracted, whic. 168 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,594 (James): And the more you get distracted, 169 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:36,529 the less time you have for stuff you hope to do. 170 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:38,531 (Astrid): Or want to do. (James): Or need to do. 171 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:39,866 Yeah, found the horn. 172 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:42,335 - It's called the corn. - That's wrong. 173 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,569 - Guys, focus on the puzzle, please. 174 00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:45,838 - Mm-mm. - Wait, no, we got distracted 175 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:48,241 by the big table. We're supposed to be coming up with a plan 176 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:50,343 to get to school on time. - Yes, um... 177 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,211 - James? - We pack our lunches 178 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:54,680 and we plan our outfits and our meltdowns ahead of time, 179 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:57,350 Viv, not looking at you, also looking at you. 180 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,818 - I know, we can get a dog 181 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:00,753 so he can bark us awake in the morning. 182 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:03,823 - Or you guys could go to sleep on time so you don't sleep in. 183 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:05,525 - I could eat breakfast super fast. 184 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:07,126 - Yeah, but not like so fast, 185 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:08,828 right, because we don't want you to choke. 186 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:11,164 - I know what I'm doing. - Guys, we all need to work 187 00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:12,865 together so we can get to school for 8:00 AM. 188 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,601 We're doing this for Viv, right? - That means no doing 189 00:07:15,668 --> 00:07:18,137 our homework the day of. We get outta bed 190 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:20,440 and we move out. Understood? 191 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:23,409 (Viv clears throat) - Understood? 192 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:25,144 (children): Understood. 193 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:29,949 ♪ Where's your head at ♪ 194 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:31,784 (alarm beeping) 195 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:34,921 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 196 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:38,724 ("Where's Your Head At" by Basement Jaxx plays) 197 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:41,227 - Oh, come on, I got syrup on me. 198 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,362 - It's okay, that's okay, we've made time for this. 199 00:07:43,429 --> 00:07:44,897 Nobody panic. - Just go upstairs, 200 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:47,033 get changed lickety-split. I'm gonna grab Morris. 201 00:07:47,099 --> 00:07:49,035 You get the car keys? - Wait, no, I thought, 202 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:51,504 I thought you had the car keys? - No, I gave you the car keys. 203 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:53,172 You have the car keys. - Okay, now I'm panicking. 204 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:55,308 - Okay, Felix, help us look for the car keys, please. Okay? 205 00:07:55,374 --> 00:07:57,877 - Okay, uh, what do they look like? 206 00:07:57,944 --> 00:08:00,780 - They look like keys. - Got it. 207 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,783 - You come in the door. You come in the door. 208 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:06,319 - Viv, hurry up! - You remember what jacket you were wearing? 209 00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:08,254 - Uh, the green one? - No, okay. 210 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,622 - Focus. Focus on finding the keys. 211 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:11,090 - Let me just think. Come in the door. 212 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,625 (keys clang to ground) Yeah, found 'em! 213 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,360 - Back on track, people. No, Viv, 214 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:15,828 you can't wear a costume to school. 215 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:17,430 Come on. Come on, hurry up. (Viv growls) 216 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,599 - You left them in the door. Remember what they were saying 217 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:21,033 about forgetfulness and ADHD? 218 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:22,468 (both laugh mockingly) - Oh, gosh. 219 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:24,403 - Okay. No, no, listen, ten deep breaths, ready? 220 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:26,239 - We do not have time right now for a tantrum. 221 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:30,009 You know this. We do not-- - You're not the boss of me! 222 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:32,712 ♪ Where's your head at ♪ 223 00:08:32,778 --> 00:08:34,347 (alarm beeping) 224 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:38,217 (Felix): Ah! Ow! Ah, oh! 225 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:41,087 - Hey, what's going on? - I got gel in my eyes. 226 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:43,389 - Okay, just flush it out. Stop rubbing. 227 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:44,857 - Ah! I'm blind! 228 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:46,759 - No, no, no, stop. Hey, hold still, hold still. 229 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:48,327 (Viv groans) What's going on with you? 230 00:08:48,394 --> 00:08:50,997 - I slept with my ponytail in to save time. 231 00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:53,199 Now my neck is broken. 232 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,701 - Uh, Felix, open your eyes and let me help you flush it. 233 00:08:55,768 --> 00:08:59,071 - Are we gonna be late again? - Oh, absolutely. 234 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:02,241 (camera shutter snaps) 235 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:04,944 (children): Good morning. 236 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:06,712 - What time is it? Oh, my God. 237 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:08,548 Oh, we're late. The alarm didn't go off. 238 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:12,018 - Why didn't you wake us up? - You just looked so peaceful. 239 00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:14,186 (rhythmic music) 240 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:16,956 (James): Whew, hey. You ready? 241 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:18,691 - I'm the problem. I'm the reason why we're not 242 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:19,859 getting out on time. - No, no, 243 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:21,227 we're all failing together, honey. 244 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,462 - No, I set the radio alarm and it didn't go off. 245 00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:25,097 - Well, that happens. - My phone alarm also 246 00:09:25,164 --> 00:09:27,066 didn't go off because I didn't charge it and it died. 247 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:29,435 - My phone didn't go off either. - I turned off your phone alarm 248 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:30,870 'cause I don't like the sound of your alarm. 249 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:32,538 - What's the matter with my alarm sound? 250 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:34,273 - It's loud and annoying. - It's an alarm. 251 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,609 - Yeah, to wake up, James, not for a Kaiju! 252 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:38,878 Is there a Kaiju coming? Kaiju! 253 00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:41,547 - I can't believe you know the word Kaiju. 254 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:43,382 - We're gonna be late. 255 00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:45,451 - We already missed the meeting, right? 256 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:47,653 - Well, we still have to get to school. 257 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,722 - And work. Yep, he's right. Let's go, we're late. 258 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:52,158 - Well, I did it again. She strikes again! 259 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:54,126 She done done it. 260 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:05,705 - Hey, Marla. Uh, just, I'm sorry I'm late. The 427-- 261 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,607 - I just visited the east wing. - Yeah. 262 00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:10,409 - And those losers got a catered breakfast 263 00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:13,512 compliments of Fintekoaly. - Uh... 264 00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:15,181 - Those reps were out there smiling 265 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:17,316 and passing out paper plates. - Uh-huh. 266 00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:19,352 - With tiny muffins and croissants. 267 00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:22,088 And melon. But not that trash honeydew. 268 00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:24,690 Fresh cantaloupe. 269 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:27,893 - Hey, everybody, there's a fancy breakfast in the east wing. 270 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,362 (James): Ay... (Marla grunts) 271 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:31,130 - Hey, geez. - Marla, you gotta take it easy, 272 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:33,366 these are day-olds. - Look at these snacks. 273 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:37,370 Generic crap. Baggie's Buys Chips. 274 00:10:37,436 --> 00:10:39,972 Oh, Baggie's Buys Granola Bars! 275 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:42,942 Baggie's Buys Fruit Snacks. 276 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:45,778 - We um... are the Baggie's Buys division. 277 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:49,982 - I built Baggie's Buys. Where are my tiny muffins? 278 00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:51,617 - Well, they're actually right next to the smoked salmon. 279 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,352 I could go rustle you up a plate if you'd like. 280 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:56,355 - Fintekoaly needs to know what we mean to Gero's Grocery. 281 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:58,624 I-I-If this is King's Landing, 282 00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:01,694 we are the maester's of the small council. 283 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:05,131 - I don't know what that means. - I don't get that reference. 284 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:06,966 - If Gero's Grocery is Destiny's Child, 285 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:08,834 we are Beyoncé. 286 00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:11,303 - That one I get, yeah. - Okay, that one makes sense to me. 287 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:13,639 - Yeah, yeah. You want us to make them say our name. 288 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:18,077 - Or we won't be a survivor. No, no, no, no, no. 289 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:22,314 - Get to work and be on time, time, time. 290 00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:27,186 - I'm just gonna have one of these donuts real quick. 291 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:28,621 - Anyone want some fresh cantaloupe? 292 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,222 (Marla grumbles) 293 00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:33,893 Okay. I guess I still haven't tried cantaloupe. 294 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:40,266 (Nisha): There we go. Hey, dear! 295 00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:42,468 - Thanks, Mom. - Hi, Mom. Dawn. 296 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,304 You've turned into a purse. - It's a sauna, smarty-pants. 297 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:49,108 I am increasing circulation and releasing toxins. 298 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,776 You could borrow it if your house 299 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:52,278 wasn't so cluttered and cramped. 300 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:54,914 - You look like a big, dumb hermit crab. 301 00:11:57,349 --> 00:11:59,385 Speaking of my cluttered house, 302 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:03,322 Mom, did I show any signs of ADHD when I was a kid? 303 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:06,158 - Oh, please, everyone has a problem these days. 304 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:09,028 You didn't have ADHD. Sure, you were a daydreamer, 305 00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:11,664 and a dawdler, and a fussy pants, but so what? 306 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:14,200 - Those all sound like ADHD behaviours 307 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:16,001 that I've apparently passed on to Viv. 308 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,303 - Pfft. 309 00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:19,105 (Astrid): It's not that parents today have more things 310 00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:20,840 to worry about than our own parents did 311 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,576 or that those worries are more important. 312 00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:24,844 Actually, never mind, 313 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,746 our own parents were asleep at the wheel. 314 00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:28,948 - Think of all the wonderful things you've passed down 315 00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:32,451 on to your kids, like the joie de vivre you got from me. 316 00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:34,820 - And Corey got his intelligence and singing voice 317 00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:37,256 from me, and his skin sensitivity from Bo. 318 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:38,691 He's the perfect blend. 319 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:42,495 - Hmm, yeah, well I understand how genetics work, I just... 320 00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:44,196 I don't know, I feel guilty. 321 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,365 - Don't. Feel lucky because here's something else 322 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,800 I'm passing down on to you. 323 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,301 - No one wants your rollers, Mom. 324 00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:51,103 - Mom, stop giving us your garbage and pretending 325 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:53,372 it's a present. - Oh, fine. 326 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:57,209 Do you mind if I put my pants in there for 15 minutes? 327 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,078 They're all wrinkly-dinkly from sitting. 328 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:01,180 - Oh, um. - Okay. 329 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:03,215 - Oh, my God. - How fun. 330 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:06,218 Just us girls, right? - Uh-huh. 331 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,320 (seagulls squawking) 332 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:11,323 (car door closes, car beeps) 333 00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:13,759 - Hello. 334 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:17,229 Is Daddy kicking you out of the house? Fleas again? 335 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,764 - Go on, tell her. 336 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,866 - I'm going to sleep on the porch tonight. 337 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:22,568 - No, you're not. - Oh. 338 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:26,272 Hate to say I told you so, but uh, in your face, kiddo. 339 00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:27,873 (Viv grunts) - No, no, no, no. 340 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,942 Felix's broken scooter was stolen off the front porch. 341 00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:33,445 There's no way they're not stealing a mint condition child. 342 00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:36,982 - Every day we lose at being on time and I wanna win. 343 00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:42,154 - That's called determination. Get that from your mom. 344 00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:45,558 You're also a sore loser. You get that from your mom, too. 345 00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:47,493 That's why we don't play board games in this house. 346 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,296 - Yes, it's true, I'm afraid, you and I are alike. 347 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:52,131 We don't go down without a fight. 348 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,300 And you know what? That's why we're gonna be 349 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:55,534 so on time tomorrow, 350 00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:58,037 we're gonna beat that counsellor to her office. 351 00:13:58,103 --> 00:13:59,505 - Unless she sleeps over at school. 352 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,941 - Oh, creating unlikely scenarios to worry about. 353 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,475 That you get from me. 354 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,778 - Hey, you know what? 355 00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:08,581 Sometimes when Mommy gets really mad, 356 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:11,984 that actually helps me try harder. 357 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:15,287 What do you think about getting really mad at being late? 358 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,323 (rhythmic music) 359 00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:19,425 - Let's do this! 360 00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:20,993 (Astrid laughs) 361 00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:30,369 - Nothing can stop us now. 362 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,839 (smoke detector chirps) 363 00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:36,742 (James groans) 364 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:39,612 (chirping continues) 365 00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:42,781 - Oh, it's the smoke detector, it's doing that thing. 366 00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:44,984 - Detecting smoke? - No, no, it just needs 367 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,253 new batteries. I'll do it in the morning. 368 00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:49,121 (smoke detector chirps) - James. 369 00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:50,522 - I'll do it now. 370 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:57,963 - Can't get back to sleep. 371 00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:00,165 - It's 2:00 AM. - Yeah, we went to bed too early. 372 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:04,236 I took a six-hour nap. - So, what are we gonna do? 373 00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:06,538 (curious music plays) 374 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,678 (both gasp) 375 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:16,348 - Oh, uh. It's 7:20. 376 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,584 - We have to be out of here by 7:45! 377 00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:24,323 ta be outta here like in ten minutes. 378 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:27,860 - Hey, ho, there they are. Look at this, fully dressed! 379 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,628 Yeah, you got underwear on? 380 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,030 - Two pairs. - Nice. 381 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,464 - I'll skip brushing my teeth today. 382 00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,199 - Okay, well you can brush them in the car 383 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,701 and you can spit when we get to school. 384 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,169 - Viv, stop chewing, just swallow. 385 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:38,904 - Okay, we got seven minutes, we can do it. 386 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,739 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 387 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:43,042 - Alright, purse, car keys, phone. 388 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,311 - Let me grab Morris. We are in good shape. 389 00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:47,880 Here we go and... 390 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,582 poo face. - Where's the potty? 391 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:51,850 ♪ Where's your head at ♪ 392 00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:53,185 - It's on the stairs for some reason! 393 00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:54,320 - Somebody get the ABC book. 394 00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:55,988 (Viv): There's farm animals in it! 395 00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:57,523 (Astrid): Dump it out! 396 00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:58,624 (James): He's ready, he's ready. 397 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,259 (Felix): Come on, Morris, you can do this. 398 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:01,994 - Go eat, go on. Go on. (Morris crying) 399 00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:03,662 Here we go, here we go. 400 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,864 - Should we just put him in a diaper? 401 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:06,966 - No, we can't regress now. 402 00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:08,334 Guys, let's sing the song together. 403 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,835 ♪ Poop goes in the potty ♪ 404 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,004 ♪ When it comes out your body ♪ 405 00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:13,706 ♪ Poop goes in the potty ♪ 406 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,441 ♪ When it comes out your body ♪ 407 00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:17,943 - No, no, no! (Morris babbles) 408 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,111 He's bluffing. Let's go! 409 00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:20,412 (James): Let's go, let's go, let's go! 410 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,081 - Okay, okay. - Pants back on, pants back on, 411 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:25,718 pants back on. And then we go up. Wee! 412 00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:27,953 Thank you. 413 00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:40,532 - Where is everybody? - Yeah, it's a PA Day. 414 00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:42,801 - Oh. - I knew that. 415 00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:44,470 - What? Why didn't you say anything? 416 00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,338 - Nobody asked me. 417 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,543 - Well, you know what? 418 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:53,245 We made it here by 8:00 AM. 419 00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:55,381 We are on time. We did it! 420 00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:57,182 Nobody's here, but it still counts. 421 00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:59,084 (Morris squeals) - Yeah! 422 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,553 (all whooping) 423 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,822 Hey, uh, by some miracle, did we arrange 424 00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,824 childcare for the day? - Oh, hell no. 425 00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:07,893 - Okay. - Ugh, P-U! 426 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,095 - Morris was not bluffing. 427 00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:12,031 - Come on, Morris. - Ooh! 428 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:13,599 (Astrid): Remember when we wanted to go out, 429 00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:14,967 we just left the house? 430 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,668 (James): Hmm, no diaper bags, no car seats, 431 00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:18,771 no screaming, just walking out the door. 432 00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:20,539 (Astrid): Hmm. Now we're in charge of other people's schedules 433 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,374 and they don't care if they're late. 434 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,510 (James): They don't even know where they're going most of the time. 435 00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,111 (Astrid): So, yeah, you can go outta your mind 436 00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,213 trying to get outta the house, but uh... 437 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,816 (James): Yeah, not really a but on this one. 438 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,785 (Astrid): Hmm, no. Getting everyone organized 439 00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,486 to leave on time sucks. (James): It sucks. 440 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,721 (Astrid): Sucks! 441 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:36,789 - You think she noticed 442 00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:38,424 that we're not on time? - Yep. 443 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:39,892 But I got a good excuse for being late. 444 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:42,127 See, Viv has ADHD and it takes up a lot of our time. 445 00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:44,296 Plus, I got a secret weapon. - Wait a second, you can use 446 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,198 your kids as an excuse for your own failings? 447 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,167 That's a game-changer! - Late again? 448 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,803 - Uh, hey Marla. I, uh, now, technically, 449 00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:53,138 I'm not actually late. I know it seems like it. 450 00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:54,973 - I was in Brampton at a sleepover. 451 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,576 It was an unfamiliar commute. - I was on time, 452 00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:58,944 but then I became late when I stopped 453 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,013 to get you mini muffins. 454 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,315 - From both of us, right? - Eh... 455 00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:05,217 (chuckles) 456 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:08,821 - It has been a pleasure working with you both. 457 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:13,459 I'm sorry, but you've been let go. 458 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,931 - Okay, Marla, I know, I apologize a lot 459 00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:21,934 and that probably lessens the effectiveness 460 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,969 of the apology, but hear me out. 461 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,472 - Viv has ADHD. It's a growing concern 462 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:28,640 and we've obviously been very worried about it. 463 00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:30,375 - We? I'm sorry. - You don't think I've lost 464 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,544 sleep and subsequently slept in, missed my alarm, 465 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,180 come in late worrying about Viv and little Phoenix? 466 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:37,916 - Felix. - Felix? 467 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:40,853 (Marla): Attention! 468 00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:45,858 As I have been warning for months now, 469 00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:48,894 Fintekoaly has bought Gero's Grocery. 470 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,362 (employee gasps) (employee): Excuse me? 471 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:52,364 - They are closing the Baggie's Buys division 472 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:55,167 and we've all been made redundant. 473 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:58,604 (employee): What? Okay... 474 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:04,710 (Marla sighs) 475 00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:06,645 (employee sobs) 476 00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:15,988 - Marla, I'm so sorry I'm late. 477 00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:17,756 I slipped in the shower right on my head. 478 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,159 I don't know how long I was out for, but I rallied. 479 00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:21,260 (Marla sighs) 480 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,128 (employee sobbing) 481 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,530 - Get to work, Beth. 482 00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:27,833 (rhythmic music) 483 00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:41,313 (employee sobbing) 484 00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:44,683 t said much about losing your job. 485 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:47,052 - Huh. 486 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,188 - Are you okay? 487 00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,457 Are you, are you sad, are you angry? 488 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,627 - I don't... I mean, I hated that job, 489 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,597 but a lot of great memories there. 490 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,433 - Part of it. - Great. 491 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,769 - Transaction approved. - That's how we do it. 492 00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:06,171 Alright, alright. (applause) 493 00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:07,839 - I am taking every-- Scorched Earth! 494 00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:10,442 Try this, James. - Canana Colada. 495 00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:11,843 - Boom. 496 00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:14,513 (employees clap) - Mark my words, 497 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,081 do not fail. 498 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:17,616 - See this, at least? 499 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,418 ♪ Good life, good life ♪ 500 00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:21,353 - Well, this is game. - Are you seeing this? 501 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:22,888 (laughing) 502 00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:24,756 (items clatter) 503 00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:26,658 ♪ Like the city is on fire tonight ♪ 504 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,627 ♪ This could really be a good life ♪ 505 00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,162 ♪ A good, good life... ♪♪ 506 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,930 - Okay, have a nice day. (light buzzing) 507 00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:34,132 (photocopier whirring) 508 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,306 - Actually, those memories suck. 509 00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:43,108 I'm not gonna miss that place at all. 510 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:47,379 - Okay then. To the future.