1 00:00:16,411 --> 00:00:17,752 [Gia] Back in high school, 2 00:00:17,852 --> 00:00:20,034 Lina falls in love with a boy. 3 00:00:20,134 --> 00:00:23,597 Only she maintains he was never, ever a boy. 4 00:00:23,697 --> 00:00:24,999 He was born a god. 5 00:00:25,099 --> 00:00:26,800 In a matter of weeks, 6 00:00:26,900 --> 00:00:29,643 she gets to know everything about him. 7 00:00:29,743 --> 00:00:32,325 "Man, if guys only knew," 8 00:00:32,425 --> 00:00:34,767 she jokes to her best friend Jennifer, 9 00:00:34,867 --> 00:00:36,689 "how much we think about them." 10 00:00:36,789 --> 00:00:39,371 Lina's always honest about things like that. 11 00:00:39,471 --> 00:00:41,173 But Jennifer isn't willing to admit 12 00:00:41,273 --> 00:00:43,455 she's ever done anything similar. 13 00:00:43,555 --> 00:00:45,937 Like finding out every single thing about someone 14 00:00:46,037 --> 00:00:48,579 to whom you have never spoken. 15 00:00:48,679 --> 00:00:49,740 Phone number by heart. 16 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:51,502 And in two weeks, you've dialled 17 00:00:51,602 --> 00:00:54,745 the first six numbers about a thousand times. 18 00:00:54,845 --> 00:00:58,308 And your heart explodes right before the seventh number. 19 00:00:58,408 --> 00:01:00,590 Your finger pulses on it, 20 00:01:00,690 --> 00:01:03,513 but you never, ever press it. 21 00:01:03,613 --> 00:01:05,614 [gasps] 22 00:01:07,696 --> 00:01:10,759 [teenage Lina] Aidan, I watched that show 23 00:01:10,859 --> 00:01:13,602 you told me about, Star Search. 24 00:01:13,702 --> 00:01:15,163 Yeah. 25 00:01:15,263 --> 00:01:17,245 [teenage Lina] There was this one girl on it. 26 00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:18,406 She sang "Crazy." 27 00:01:18,506 --> 00:01:20,007 Only... 28 00:01:20,107 --> 00:01:22,890 she did it very fast-like. 29 00:01:22,990 --> 00:01:24,611 It was nice. 30 00:01:24,711 --> 00:01:26,974 But... 31 00:01:27,074 --> 00:01:28,895 - But? - I don't know. 32 00:01:28,995 --> 00:01:32,939 I-I would've done it... 33 00:01:33,039 --> 00:01:34,580 regular. 34 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,062 You got a real nice voice, you know that? 35 00:01:37,162 --> 00:01:40,305 Maybe you could get on there. 36 00:01:40,405 --> 00:01:42,587 [teenage Lina] You know when you're listening 37 00:01:42,687 --> 00:01:46,751 to a song and it feels like it's about one person? 38 00:01:46,851 --> 00:01:51,716 Every song, I guess, is about that person. 39 00:01:51,816 --> 00:01:53,817 Hmm. [chuckles] 40 00:01:55,579 --> 00:01:57,881 [thunder rumbling] 41 00:01:57,981 --> 00:01:59,883 [indistinct newscast playing over radio] 42 00:01:59,983 --> 00:02:02,005 [radio static] 43 00:02:02,105 --> 00:02:05,288 [Juice Newton's "Angel of the Morning" playing] 44 00:02:05,388 --> 00:02:09,131 ♪ There's no need to take a stand ♪ 45 00:02:09,231 --> 00:02:13,995 ♪ For it was I who chose to start ♪ 46 00:02:18,279 --> 00:02:22,283 ♪ I see no need to take me home ♪ 47 00:02:24,565 --> 00:02:29,409 ♪ I'm old enough to face the dawn ♪ 48 00:02:30,610 --> 00:02:35,114 ♪ Just call me angel of the morning ♪ 49 00:02:35,214 --> 00:02:36,475 ♪ Angel ♪ 50 00:02:36,575 --> 00:02:37,636 Aidan. 51 00:02:37,736 --> 00:02:38,997 ♪ Just touch my cheek ♪ 52 00:02:39,097 --> 00:02:42,320 ♪ Before you leave me, baby ♪ 53 00:02:42,420 --> 00:02:44,042 - [knocking] - [gasping] 54 00:02:44,142 --> 00:02:46,164 ♪ Just call me angel of the morning... ♪ 55 00:02:46,264 --> 00:02:47,725 Hi. 56 00:02:47,825 --> 00:02:49,767 Hey, Mrs. Matthews. 57 00:02:49,867 --> 00:02:51,168 He's leaking fluid from his left eye. 58 00:02:51,268 --> 00:02:52,570 - Great. Got it. - Probably pink eye. 59 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:54,131 Okay, come in, come in. 60 00:02:54,231 --> 00:02:56,493 I suggest keep him home tomorrow, see the doctor. 61 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:59,055 I'd keep him away from the other one. 62 00:02:59,155 --> 00:03:00,497 Okay. Great. 63 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:02,578 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 64 00:03:02,678 --> 00:03:04,260 ♪ Maybe the sun's light... ♪ 65 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:07,062 - [buzzing] - [breathing heavily] 66 00:03:07,162 --> 00:03:09,845 ♪ And it won't matter anyhow ♪ 67 00:03:12,407 --> 00:03:14,549 [water steaming, sizzling] 68 00:03:14,649 --> 00:03:16,231 Mom? 69 00:03:16,331 --> 00:03:18,152 ♪ If morning's echo says we've sinned ♪ 70 00:03:18,252 --> 00:03:19,754 Mom? 71 00:03:19,854 --> 00:03:22,676 ♪ Well, it was what I wanted now... ♪ 72 00:03:22,776 --> 00:03:24,398 Mom? 73 00:03:24,498 --> 00:03:26,480 - What are you doing? - I'm trying to get a kink 74 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:28,962 out of my back with the de-kinker... 75 00:03:29,062 --> 00:03:30,203 [baby screaming] 76 00:03:30,303 --> 00:03:31,284 - [water splashing] - Oh, my God! 77 00:03:31,384 --> 00:03:32,485 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 78 00:03:32,585 --> 00:03:34,126 - [baby crying] - [stammers] Okay. 79 00:03:34,226 --> 00:03:35,568 - [glass shatters] - [Ryan] Oh, my God! 80 00:03:35,668 --> 00:03:37,089 Ryan, you cannot-- 81 00:03:37,189 --> 00:03:38,290 [baby crying] 82 00:03:38,390 --> 00:03:40,292 - [muffled grunting] - Mommy? 83 00:03:40,392 --> 00:03:42,454 ♪ tense, haunting music ♪ 84 00:03:42,554 --> 00:03:44,896 ♪ 85 00:03:44,996 --> 00:03:47,538 [high-pitched ringing] 86 00:03:47,638 --> 00:03:49,340 - [baby crying] - [Ryan] Mom? Oh, my God. 87 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,302 - Mom. - It's okay. 88 00:03:51,402 --> 00:03:53,664 - [Ryan] Are you okay? - [high-pitched tone] 89 00:03:53,764 --> 00:03:55,105 Hello? 90 00:03:55,205 --> 00:03:56,666 - [muted humming] - [heart beating] 91 00:03:56,766 --> 00:03:57,908 [Ryan] Mom! 92 00:03:58,008 --> 00:03:59,309 [baby crying] 93 00:03:59,409 --> 00:04:00,710 Go help your brother. 94 00:04:00,810 --> 00:04:01,911 Go get him, honey. 95 00:04:02,011 --> 00:04:03,152 [groaning] 96 00:04:03,252 --> 00:04:04,634 ♪ haunting music ♪ 97 00:04:04,734 --> 00:04:05,835 Mom. Mom. 98 00:04:05,935 --> 00:04:07,156 [high-pitched ringing] 99 00:04:07,256 --> 00:04:08,837 [sobbing] Oh, my God. Mom. 100 00:04:08,937 --> 00:04:10,238 Honey, you got to get-- 101 00:04:10,338 --> 00:04:12,961 You got to go help your brother, okay? 102 00:04:13,061 --> 00:04:14,682 I'm having a heart attack. 103 00:04:14,782 --> 00:04:17,885 I can't die in front of my boys! My boys are here. 104 00:04:17,985 --> 00:04:20,127 Please, please come... 105 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:22,409 [hyperventilating] 106 00:04:22,509 --> 00:04:25,952 [sirens wailing] 107 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:31,137 [Ed] Sorry to bring you all the way out here... 108 00:04:31,237 --> 00:04:33,099 for a frazzled housewife. 109 00:04:33,199 --> 00:04:35,421 [paramedic] It-it happens more often than you think. 110 00:04:35,521 --> 00:04:37,863 [Ed] I'm sure of it. All right, well, take care, now. 111 00:04:37,963 --> 00:04:39,104 [paramedic] Yeah, you, too. 112 00:04:39,204 --> 00:04:40,465 [door closes] 113 00:04:40,565 --> 00:04:42,567 [footsteps] 114 00:04:44,729 --> 00:04:46,771 [dog barking in distance] 115 00:04:48,813 --> 00:04:51,295 [Ed sighs] 116 00:05:00,983 --> 00:05:02,985 Big night. 117 00:05:07,749 --> 00:05:09,891 I thought I was gonna die. 118 00:05:09,991 --> 00:05:12,354 [Ed] Yeah, well, you didn't. 119 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:15,577 What would you have said to the kids, then? 120 00:05:15,677 --> 00:05:17,578 What? If you died? 121 00:05:17,678 --> 00:05:18,699 Mm-hmm. 122 00:05:18,799 --> 00:05:20,461 Come on now, Lina. 123 00:05:20,561 --> 00:05:22,222 Come on now what? 124 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,744 [Ed] Well, you-you... 125 00:05:23,844 --> 00:05:25,906 [Ed sighs] 126 00:05:26,006 --> 00:05:29,749 You're a young, healthy woman. 127 00:05:29,849 --> 00:05:33,032 [grunts] There's nothing the matter with you. 128 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:35,134 Any problems you got... 129 00:05:36,735 --> 00:05:38,917 ...they're in your head. 130 00:05:39,017 --> 00:05:41,620 My pain is not... 131 00:05:43,541 --> 00:05:45,543 ...in my head, Ed. 132 00:05:48,105 --> 00:05:50,407 [church organ playing] 133 00:05:50,507 --> 00:05:52,509 [pastor] The body of Christ. 134 00:05:58,394 --> 00:06:00,016 [quiet chatter] 135 00:06:00,116 --> 00:06:01,697 Hi. 136 00:06:01,797 --> 00:06:03,799 - Thank you. - Thank you. 137 00:06:07,322 --> 00:06:08,423 Lina, you coming? 138 00:06:08,523 --> 00:06:10,525 [Lina] Yeah, Mom. 139 00:06:11,086 --> 00:06:12,227 See you guys there. 140 00:06:12,327 --> 00:06:14,329 Okay. 141 00:06:18,732 --> 00:06:20,894 [indistinct chatter] 142 00:06:26,700 --> 00:06:28,761 That looks like a month of gymnastics. 143 00:06:28,861 --> 00:06:30,603 This was on clearance. 144 00:06:30,703 --> 00:06:32,084 - Ross? - Uh, Macy's. 145 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:33,366 Fancy. 146 00:06:33,466 --> 00:06:35,808 I spoke to Stacey Matthews. 147 00:06:35,908 --> 00:06:37,769 Goddamn it. 148 00:06:37,869 --> 00:06:40,772 She said you were sleeping in the parking lot at school. 149 00:06:40,872 --> 00:06:41,893 In your car? 150 00:06:41,993 --> 00:06:43,855 No, I was not sleeping. She's... 151 00:06:43,955 --> 00:06:45,857 God, I was just thinking. 152 00:06:45,957 --> 00:06:48,099 Have anything to do with your... episode? 153 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:49,900 Is that what Ed said? 154 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,902 Jesus Christ. You know, what are you, spying on my entire life? 155 00:06:52,002 --> 00:06:53,103 [Rosemary] Watch your mouth. 156 00:06:53,203 --> 00:06:54,464 She said "goddamn it." 157 00:06:54,564 --> 00:06:56,386 'Cause I put salt in my goddamn coffee. 158 00:06:56,486 --> 00:06:58,228 He's your husband. He's just worried about you. 159 00:06:58,328 --> 00:07:00,350 And I would appreciate if y'all wouldn't talk to my husband 160 00:07:00,450 --> 00:07:01,511 about my issues. 161 00:07:01,611 --> 00:07:03,612 So, y'all are having issues. 162 00:07:06,055 --> 00:07:08,677 You know what? I'm considering things. 163 00:07:08,777 --> 00:07:12,080 I'm being interested in exploring things 164 00:07:12,180 --> 00:07:14,042 and feelings. 165 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:15,483 Like maybe we shouldn't always-- 166 00:07:15,583 --> 00:07:18,245 Okay, enough with your feelings, Leen. 167 00:07:18,345 --> 00:07:21,108 You got enough feelings to clog a toilet. 168 00:07:23,630 --> 00:07:25,412 Did y'all hear about this senator guy? 169 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:27,173 [Randy] Oh, yeah. What's his name? 170 00:07:27,273 --> 00:07:28,655 I heard Jim going on about him. 171 00:07:28,755 --> 00:07:30,136 - Richard something? - Mourdock. 172 00:07:30,236 --> 00:07:31,417 If he knows how to cook eggs over easy, 173 00:07:31,517 --> 00:07:33,659 - he's got my vote. - What about him? 174 00:07:33,759 --> 00:07:35,661 Apparently, they say he might lose now. 175 00:07:35,761 --> 00:07:37,503 To the Democrat. 176 00:07:37,603 --> 00:07:39,604 'Cause he was saying... 177 00:07:41,206 --> 00:07:43,148 ...if you get pregnant from... 178 00:07:43,248 --> 00:07:45,269 it's 'cause God intended it. 179 00:07:45,369 --> 00:07:46,711 What's-- From what? I missed the word. 180 00:07:46,811 --> 00:07:49,273 - Rape. - [Rosemary] That's disgusting. 181 00:07:49,373 --> 00:07:50,594 Don't talk with your mouth full. 182 00:07:50,694 --> 00:07:51,755 So, sorry, he's saying being raped 183 00:07:51,855 --> 00:07:52,956 is all part of God's plan? 184 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:54,197 [Rosemary] Oh, finally. 185 00:07:54,297 --> 00:07:55,318 [waitress] Sorry about that, ma'am. 186 00:07:55,418 --> 00:07:57,160 Yeah, sorry-schmorry. 187 00:07:57,260 --> 00:08:00,403 No, he's saying if you's raped 188 00:08:00,503 --> 00:08:02,645 and you get pregnant, you still shouldn't have an abortion 189 00:08:02,745 --> 00:08:04,126 because the baby was God's plan. 190 00:08:04,226 --> 00:08:06,488 Missy, no one's having no abortion. 191 00:08:06,588 --> 00:08:08,010 So if I was raped by some animal, 192 00:08:08,110 --> 00:08:09,491 I could not have an abortion? 193 00:08:09,591 --> 00:08:11,052 [Randy] Can we talk about something else? 194 00:08:11,152 --> 00:08:13,014 - [sighs] - I get about 18 minutes a week 195 00:08:13,114 --> 00:08:14,455 away from Todd and the little monsters. 196 00:08:14,555 --> 00:08:16,337 Sometimes they make me wish 197 00:08:16,437 --> 00:08:18,979 I wasn't such a good Christian woman, if you know what I mean. 198 00:08:19,079 --> 00:08:21,061 - Randy. - [Randy] Stop. 199 00:08:21,161 --> 00:08:22,623 I'm joking. 200 00:08:22,723 --> 00:08:24,424 We all know Lina's the only one of us 201 00:08:24,524 --> 00:08:27,107 that'd ever have an abortion. 202 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:28,788 Danica Tompkins had one. 203 00:08:28,888 --> 00:08:29,869 That's... What are you doing? 204 00:08:29,969 --> 00:08:31,591 Missy, just shut up. 205 00:08:31,691 --> 00:08:33,392 That baby had problems, and you know that. 206 00:08:33,492 --> 00:08:35,034 [Rosemary] That baby was a child of God. 207 00:08:35,134 --> 00:08:36,995 - She had no right. - Mom, it could've killed her. 208 00:08:37,095 --> 00:08:39,097 [Randy] See? 209 00:08:43,581 --> 00:08:45,483 Oh, and I would not... 210 00:08:45,583 --> 00:08:47,585 have one. 211 00:08:48,305 --> 00:08:51,568 [sighing] 212 00:08:51,668 --> 00:08:53,330 [Dr. Henry] So, tell me. 213 00:08:53,430 --> 00:08:55,432 [Lina] Mm-hmm? 214 00:08:56,473 --> 00:08:58,374 - What were you doing? - [Lina] When? 215 00:08:58,474 --> 00:08:59,535 When you called the ambulance. 216 00:08:59,635 --> 00:09:00,897 Oh. I wasn't doing anything. 217 00:09:00,997 --> 00:09:02,738 - [laughs] - Oh, you were just sitting there 218 00:09:02,838 --> 00:09:03,939 staring at the wall? 219 00:09:04,039 --> 00:09:06,862 N-No. I, uh, was, uh, cleaning. 220 00:09:06,962 --> 00:09:11,045 My eldest had spilled his OJ, and I was cleaning it up. 221 00:09:12,046 --> 00:09:13,428 Hmm. 222 00:09:13,528 --> 00:09:15,529 Okay. 223 00:09:17,411 --> 00:09:19,413 Oh, and I also, um... 224 00:09:22,015 --> 00:09:25,598 I was looking up someone from my past on Facebook. 225 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:27,720 [Dr. Henry] Mm-hmm. Ah. 226 00:09:27,820 --> 00:09:30,283 Yeah. But that didn't cause me any panic. 227 00:09:30,383 --> 00:09:31,764 Well, why would it? 228 00:09:31,864 --> 00:09:33,646 How did it make you feel seeing this person? 229 00:09:33,746 --> 00:09:34,967 He. It's a he. 230 00:09:35,067 --> 00:09:37,369 - [Dr Henry] Well, duh. - [both laugh] 231 00:09:37,469 --> 00:09:39,591 I felt, I felt... 232 00:09:43,795 --> 00:09:45,056 ...alive. 233 00:09:45,156 --> 00:09:47,158 Hmm. 234 00:09:47,958 --> 00:09:49,620 Ooh, but it's not right and I know it's not. 235 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,822 Plus the fact, okay, so his wife is like a supermodel. 236 00:09:51,922 --> 00:09:53,503 I made the mistake of clicking on her profile-- 237 00:09:53,603 --> 00:09:54,704 [Dr. Henry] Shh. 238 00:09:54,804 --> 00:09:56,906 - So, two things. - Yeah. 239 00:09:57,006 --> 00:09:59,909 One, best thing for anxiety is... 240 00:10:00,009 --> 00:10:01,190 - Breathing. - Exercise. 241 00:10:01,290 --> 00:10:02,952 - Exercise. - Exercise. Running. 242 00:10:03,052 --> 00:10:05,394 Lifting. Fornicating. 243 00:10:05,494 --> 00:10:10,038 Okay? And two, but a very close number two, is... 244 00:10:10,138 --> 00:10:11,759 talking. 245 00:10:11,859 --> 00:10:13,001 Okay? So, I got an idea. 246 00:10:13,101 --> 00:10:14,162 It's a woman's group. 247 00:10:14,262 --> 00:10:16,564 A group. [clears throat] 248 00:10:16,664 --> 00:10:18,165 Sort of, yeah. 249 00:10:18,265 --> 00:10:19,566 Um, for what? 250 00:10:19,666 --> 00:10:20,767 For women, sweetheart. 251 00:10:20,867 --> 00:10:22,369 [laughs] 252 00:10:22,469 --> 00:10:24,471 No, you know, you can talk about your life. 253 00:10:25,271 --> 00:10:27,413 Have people there that'll listen. 254 00:10:27,513 --> 00:10:29,055 Sounds like something new. Sounds like something special. 255 00:10:29,155 --> 00:10:30,736 Sounds like something women don't usually have. 256 00:10:30,836 --> 00:10:33,739 - Yeah. Sure. - Yeah. 257 00:10:33,839 --> 00:10:35,501 Cool. And how much does it cost? 258 00:10:35,601 --> 00:10:37,943 [laughs] Sweetheart. It's free, honey. 259 00:10:38,043 --> 00:10:40,025 It's like a research group, okay? 260 00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:42,307 All it'll cost you is a little bit of time and some honesty. 261 00:10:42,407 --> 00:10:43,908 And, baby, you get what you pay for. 262 00:10:44,008 --> 00:10:45,109 All right? 263 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:47,211 Okay. 264 00:10:47,972 --> 00:10:49,233 Oh, gosh. 265 00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:50,994 - [Dr. Henry] But, honey? - Yeah? 266 00:10:51,094 --> 00:10:52,556 If looking up your old flame on Facebook were a crime, 267 00:10:52,656 --> 00:10:54,277 whole world would be in jail. 268 00:10:54,377 --> 00:10:55,999 [laughs] 269 00:10:56,099 --> 00:10:58,081 [Dr. Henry] Hell, I'd be serving two life sentences. 270 00:10:58,181 --> 00:10:59,962 [laughs] Yeah. 271 00:11:00,062 --> 00:11:01,484 [Gia] She realised that for years 272 00:11:01,584 --> 00:11:03,525 she had been forcing compensation. 273 00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:05,087 Every time Ed ignored her in bed, 274 00:11:05,187 --> 00:11:06,728 she'd wake up in the morning 275 00:11:06,828 --> 00:11:08,570 and ask him to fix something in the house. 276 00:11:08,670 --> 00:11:11,853 It was the same thing her mother did to her father. 277 00:11:11,953 --> 00:11:14,535 It was a way to make up for not being loved enough. 278 00:11:14,635 --> 00:11:16,457 Looks like Sara-Beth is getting married. 279 00:11:16,557 --> 00:11:18,178 And she's having this bachelorette party 280 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,500 and the whole nine. 281 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,942 I mean, we haven't spoken in years, 282 00:11:22,042 --> 00:11:25,425 but we were so, so close in school. 283 00:11:25,525 --> 00:11:28,748 Looks like it's in Indy, so... 284 00:11:28,848 --> 00:11:30,870 God, can you imagine? Ryan's just about seven, 285 00:11:30,970 --> 00:11:32,311 and in all those years, 286 00:11:32,411 --> 00:11:34,693 I've never spent one night away from him. 287 00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:36,795 Isn't that funny? 288 00:11:36,895 --> 00:11:38,517 [Ed chuckles] What's funny... 289 00:11:38,617 --> 00:11:41,920 is "bachelorette" isn't even a real word. 290 00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:43,761 It is, too. 291 00:11:43,861 --> 00:11:45,283 What do they do? 292 00:11:45,383 --> 00:11:46,764 Get together and rag on their husbands? 293 00:11:46,864 --> 00:11:48,806 [Ed chuckles] 294 00:11:48,906 --> 00:11:50,447 Speaking of which... 295 00:11:50,547 --> 00:11:52,609 Hmm? 296 00:11:52,709 --> 00:11:53,810 Where you going? 297 00:11:53,910 --> 00:11:56,212 I'm going to that women's group. 298 00:11:56,312 --> 00:11:58,554 - What about the boys? - [door opens and closes] 299 00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,578 ♪ slow, somber music ♪ 300 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,720 ♪ 301 00:12:07,442 --> 00:12:09,444 [inhales deeply] 302 00:12:14,408 --> 00:12:16,410 [sighs] 303 00:12:23,616 --> 00:12:25,238 Hey, baby. 304 00:12:25,338 --> 00:12:27,340 I think... 305 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,762 ...that I might be... 306 00:12:29,862 --> 00:12:31,984 about to freak the fuck out. 307 00:12:33,025 --> 00:12:35,027 [Dr. Henry] Hmm. 308 00:12:36,988 --> 00:12:40,011 I believe you, baby, but here's the thing. 309 00:12:40,111 --> 00:12:42,453 The women in that group are counting on you. 310 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:47,057 So, sometimes... sometimes, you got to fake it to make it. 311 00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:49,159 Okay? 312 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,302 That time is now, okay? 313 00:12:52,402 --> 00:12:53,703 [sighs] 314 00:12:53,803 --> 00:12:56,025 All right? 315 00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:57,907 You can do this. Come on. 316 00:12:58,007 --> 00:13:00,910 ♪ "Non c'è più niente da fare" by Bobby Solo ♪ 317 00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:03,011 ♪ 318 00:13:07,255 --> 00:13:10,418 [man singing in Italian] 319 00:13:40,365 --> 00:13:43,527 [Italian singing continues] 320 00:14:11,672 --> 00:14:13,574 [song ends] 321 00:14:13,674 --> 00:14:15,056 [woman] Okay. 322 00:14:15,156 --> 00:14:16,537 I've been very busy 323 00:14:16,637 --> 00:14:18,699 in the kitchen this week with my mom. 324 00:14:18,799 --> 00:14:22,622 No pressure, if you don't like the sweets or something. 325 00:14:22,722 --> 00:14:24,264 Remember, it's the chocolate chip. 326 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,745 Is that new? Have you had that-- 327 00:14:25,845 --> 00:14:28,187 Not just your run-of-the-mill female B.O. 328 00:14:28,287 --> 00:14:30,269 I mean, what is going on down here? 329 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,790 It's something between 330 00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:33,112 a fish hatchery and a can of wet cigarettes. 331 00:14:33,212 --> 00:14:34,433 Menthol, I hope? 332 00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:35,954 Menthol, I wish. [laughs] 333 00:14:36,054 --> 00:14:38,276 You know, boric acid is great for that. 334 00:14:38,376 --> 00:14:40,999 Well, I'll tell you one thing. Dicks also smell. 335 00:14:41,099 --> 00:14:42,600 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, God. 336 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:44,442 They don't know how to take care of it, 337 00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:47,524 but dicks do not stink nearly as bad as balls do. 338 00:14:47,624 --> 00:14:49,086 [laughter] 339 00:14:49,186 --> 00:14:50,607 - Ew. - [Dr. Henry] Old balls? 340 00:14:50,707 --> 00:14:52,128 You ever smell old balls? 341 00:14:52,228 --> 00:14:55,091 It's... it is O.B., not B.O. 342 00:14:55,191 --> 00:14:57,974 God, totally, it's like malt balls and horses. 343 00:14:58,074 --> 00:14:59,295 Ew! 344 00:14:59,395 --> 00:15:01,337 They really do. What are men doing? 345 00:15:01,437 --> 00:15:02,498 No, no, no, no, no. 346 00:15:02,598 --> 00:15:04,700 That is my cue to leave. 347 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,222 [overlapping goodbyes] 348 00:15:07,322 --> 00:15:10,184 - I still think he's so hot. - Bye, balls. 349 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,866 [Lizzie] Oh, wait, you guys, 350 00:15:11,966 --> 00:15:13,427 I've got something freaky that happened to me last week. 351 00:15:13,527 --> 00:15:15,950 - Oh. - [nervous laughter] 352 00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:18,432 So, me and Jeff, you know, the new guy, 353 00:15:18,532 --> 00:15:20,153 we're going at it, and he asks 354 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,475 what my last boyfriend's name was, so I just tell him. 355 00:15:22,575 --> 00:15:23,997 [Gia] Um, Kent, right? 356 00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,958 [Lizzie] Yep, Kent. 357 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:27,440 So, then he says, "Did Kent 358 00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:29,802 like it when he fucked that fat pussy?" 359 00:15:29,902 --> 00:15:31,603 - [gasping] - [groaning] 360 00:15:31,703 --> 00:15:35,127 Uh, literally as the only lesbian in here, no, thank you. 361 00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:38,009 -"Fat pussy"? Come on, girl. - [woman] No. 362 00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:39,611 - [laughter] - We don't like that. 363 00:15:39,711 --> 00:15:41,212 I don't know what-what came over me. 364 00:15:41,312 --> 00:15:42,653 I just turned into a whore. 365 00:15:42,753 --> 00:15:43,894 [Lina] What? 366 00:15:43,994 --> 00:15:45,176 What did you say? 367 00:15:45,276 --> 00:15:46,297 I said, "Fuck yeah, he liked it." 368 00:15:46,397 --> 00:15:47,618 And then I said, 369 00:15:47,718 --> 00:15:50,100 "And he liked to come in it, too." 370 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,701 And then he just finishes right there. 371 00:15:51,801 --> 00:15:52,942 - [laughing] - [groaning] 372 00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:54,424 [Francine] Did you? 373 00:15:54,524 --> 00:15:55,545 - Of course not. - [Francine] Of course not. 374 00:15:55,645 --> 00:15:57,647 Did you like it? 375 00:15:59,248 --> 00:16:01,630 Um, I don't... I guess. Ugh. 376 00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:02,871 It was confusing, like... 377 00:16:02,971 --> 00:16:04,192 Like, what was that? 378 00:16:04,292 --> 00:16:06,114 Yeah. It's cuckolding. 379 00:16:06,214 --> 00:16:08,756 - [woman] What? - It's a thing. 380 00:16:08,856 --> 00:16:11,439 Some guys like to watch their girlfriends fuck other men. 381 00:16:11,539 --> 00:16:12,920 And some just like to hear about it? 382 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:13,921 Sounds about right. 383 00:16:14,021 --> 00:16:15,282 Apparently. [laughs] 384 00:16:15,382 --> 00:16:16,523 Wait, wait, wait, so hold on a second. 385 00:16:16,623 --> 00:16:18,365 Did you like it? 386 00:16:18,465 --> 00:16:21,768 Why does he get to just say that 387 00:16:21,868 --> 00:16:23,490 without even asking first? 388 00:16:23,590 --> 00:16:26,052 I get it, I guess. I get it. And I don't like it. 389 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,173 [laughter] 390 00:16:27,273 --> 00:16:28,494 [Lizzie] You know, it made me, 391 00:16:28,594 --> 00:16:30,296 like, really lubricated, but, like... 392 00:16:30,396 --> 00:16:31,977 does that... does that mean, am I... 393 00:16:32,077 --> 00:16:33,178 am I disgusting? 394 00:16:33,278 --> 00:16:34,659 I mean, I didn't like it, 395 00:16:34,759 --> 00:16:36,341 but clearly, my "fat pussy" did. 396 00:16:36,441 --> 00:16:38,503 I mean, the pussy wants what it wants. 397 00:16:38,603 --> 00:16:39,824 - [laughter] - Exactly. 398 00:16:39,924 --> 00:16:41,506 - Yeah. - Yeah. 399 00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:43,107 [Gia] Lina? [laughs] 400 00:16:43,207 --> 00:16:44,508 [laughs] Yes? 401 00:16:44,608 --> 00:16:46,350 Are you married? 402 00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:48,312 - [Lina] Yes. - Kids? 403 00:16:48,412 --> 00:16:50,193 - I have two, yep. - [Gia] Nice. 404 00:16:50,293 --> 00:16:52,715 Your husband loves to watch you with other guys, right? 405 00:16:52,815 --> 00:16:54,877 [laughing] No. My husband, no. 406 00:16:54,977 --> 00:16:57,320 No, he... he, uh... 407 00:16:57,420 --> 00:17:00,602 he actually said that kissing me gives him the heebie-jeebies 408 00:17:00,702 --> 00:17:02,524 the way wet wool does, so... 409 00:17:02,624 --> 00:17:03,805 [Cathy] That fucker. 410 00:17:03,905 --> 00:17:04,886 He called you "wet wool"? 411 00:17:04,986 --> 00:17:06,047 Yeah. Yes. 412 00:17:06,147 --> 00:17:07,449 - Yeah. - [Barbara] Is he sick? 413 00:17:07,549 --> 00:17:08,530 [Lina laughs] 414 00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:10,251 How did that feel for you? 415 00:17:10,351 --> 00:17:12,353 Um... 416 00:17:16,797 --> 00:17:18,899 James Bond... 417 00:17:18,999 --> 00:17:20,260 [laughs] 418 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:22,142 Um... sorry. 419 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,984 [laughter] 420 00:17:25,084 --> 00:17:26,145 Bye. [laughs] 421 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:27,546 I was reading this 422 00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:29,268 waiting for my appointment the other day. 423 00:17:29,368 --> 00:17:30,989 I mean, it's a James Bond story, 424 00:17:31,089 --> 00:17:32,711 which, um, I just thought it was gonna 425 00:17:32,811 --> 00:17:34,272 take me out of my own head. 426 00:17:34,372 --> 00:17:37,595 It ended up just exactly being about my marriage. 427 00:17:37,695 --> 00:17:39,157 [Gia] Yeah, it's Quantum of Solace. 428 00:17:39,257 --> 00:17:40,358 Yeah. 429 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,460 [laughs] Yeah. 430 00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:45,322 How did you know that? 431 00:17:45,422 --> 00:17:48,125 My dad, actually, he... he loved that story, too. 432 00:17:48,225 --> 00:17:49,966 He-he would read it all the time, 433 00:17:50,066 --> 00:17:53,629 and he's not the kind of dude who likes short stories. 434 00:17:55,751 --> 00:17:57,053 Tell them. 435 00:17:57,153 --> 00:17:58,974 [Lina] Um, well... 436 00:17:59,074 --> 00:18:00,456 it's called Quantum of Solace. 437 00:18:00,556 --> 00:18:02,898 And it's, uh, the James Bond... 438 00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:06,141 Um, Ian Fleming writes about this law he created 439 00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:07,942 called the Quantum of Solace. 440 00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:11,425 And, basically, it's-- all our marriages will be fine 441 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:14,548 as we long as we treat each other with some basic humanity. 442 00:18:14,648 --> 00:18:19,032 It's when we start being cruel, 443 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,234 like when we start, um, 444 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,755 treating each other like we don't care 445 00:18:22,855 --> 00:18:26,459 if the other person... is dead. 446 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,203 That's, uh, when we've crossed over into the end of times. 447 00:18:31,303 --> 00:18:32,884 Like in your marriage or the world. 448 00:18:32,984 --> 00:18:34,986 When one person just... 449 00:18:37,669 --> 00:18:39,690 You know, there's really no coming back from that. 450 00:18:39,790 --> 00:18:41,972 And, yeah, that's me and Ed. 451 00:18:42,072 --> 00:18:44,575 That's... We're... 452 00:18:44,675 --> 00:18:46,497 Oof, no, it's Ed. 453 00:18:46,597 --> 00:18:47,898 Damn. 454 00:18:47,998 --> 00:18:49,779 Okay, he hasn't touched me in three months. 455 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,461 It'll be three months in 17 days. 456 00:18:51,561 --> 00:18:52,902 - I have a calendar. - [woman] That's awful. 457 00:18:53,002 --> 00:18:54,704 [Lina] And we're not... 458 00:18:54,804 --> 00:18:57,907 I-I clean the urine off the seat and I pack him a lunch to go. 459 00:18:58,007 --> 00:19:00,109 - Same as I do for the kids. - [others groaning] 460 00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:01,790 He takes out the trash. 461 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,032 He, uh, uh, doesn't hit me. 462 00:19:04,132 --> 00:19:05,593 He pays the bills. 463 00:19:05,693 --> 00:19:07,795 But he does not touch me. 464 00:19:07,895 --> 00:19:09,557 And I'm not... I mean, he doesn't... 465 00:19:09,657 --> 00:19:11,879 like, he doesn't "touch me." 466 00:19:11,979 --> 00:19:13,440 - Yeah. - [Barbara] That's a low bar. 467 00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:16,323 In fact, I-I don't know if we've ever 468 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,925 truly kissed. 469 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,767 - [woman] Get out of here. - [woman 2] What? 470 00:19:20,867 --> 00:19:21,808 - What? - Damn. 471 00:19:21,908 --> 00:19:22,769 [Gia] Kissing is... 472 00:19:22,869 --> 00:19:24,370 It's important. 473 00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:26,012 [hushed chatting] 474 00:19:26,112 --> 00:19:28,594 It's the most important thing in the world to me. 475 00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:31,777 [others murmuring] 476 00:19:31,877 --> 00:19:34,759 [Lina] So, uh, I, uh... 477 00:19:36,641 --> 00:19:39,103 ...got on Facebook. 478 00:19:39,203 --> 00:19:41,465 I was reconnecting with an old friend on Facebook. 479 00:19:41,565 --> 00:19:43,787 [laughs] Reconnecting with a friend on Facebook 480 00:19:43,887 --> 00:19:45,149 is how I got a kid. 481 00:19:45,249 --> 00:19:46,270 [Lina] Yeah, but this is like my-- 482 00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:47,631 - [laughter] - This is-- Yeah. 483 00:19:47,731 --> 00:19:49,552 But this, but this is my one true love 484 00:19:49,652 --> 00:19:50,593 from high school. 485 00:19:50,693 --> 00:19:52,395 He's the only man I ever wanted. 486 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,157 He's my true love. 487 00:19:54,257 --> 00:19:56,258 And I saw him on Facebook. 488 00:19:57,099 --> 00:19:59,281 [sighs] He looked great. 489 00:19:59,381 --> 00:20:00,642 - [woman] Really? - [laughter] 490 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,285 And better. You know how men age. 491 00:20:03,385 --> 00:20:05,086 How do they...? They get better. 492 00:20:05,186 --> 00:20:07,168 They get the jaw and the stubble. 493 00:20:07,268 --> 00:20:10,091 They just... And, um... 494 00:20:10,191 --> 00:20:11,972 I wrote him a note. 495 00:20:12,072 --> 00:20:14,074 He... 496 00:20:15,075 --> 00:20:16,817 His face. 497 00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:18,918 His... 498 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,162 [sighs] It takes my breath away. 499 00:20:24,804 --> 00:20:25,945 [Karen] Damn. 500 00:20:26,045 --> 00:20:28,967 - Are you gonna meet up? - Oh, I... 501 00:20:29,968 --> 00:20:32,711 Uh... 502 00:20:32,811 --> 00:20:34,312 I don't know. 503 00:20:34,412 --> 00:20:37,315 I have mixed feelings about being dishonest with Ed, 504 00:20:37,415 --> 00:20:39,597 'cause I'll tell y'all this, though, that S.O.B. 505 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:42,880 has 17 days left to touch me or I am leaving. 506 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,121 [Karen] Yes. 507 00:20:44,221 --> 00:20:45,762 On the nose? 508 00:20:45,862 --> 00:20:47,164 It's been too long already. 509 00:20:47,264 --> 00:20:49,085 On the nose. 510 00:20:49,185 --> 00:20:52,168 - 17 days and I'm done. - 17 days. Done. 511 00:20:52,268 --> 00:20:54,010 - [Lina] Yeah. - [Barbara] Good. Good. 512 00:20:54,110 --> 00:20:55,451 Make sure that you get 513 00:20:55,551 --> 00:20:56,852 the e-vite if you want. 514 00:20:56,952 --> 00:20:58,454 - Get you on there. - Yeah, of course. 515 00:20:58,554 --> 00:21:00,495 The other thing about Jeff is he loves it when I 516 00:21:00,595 --> 00:21:02,097 - put my finger in his butt. - Okay. 517 00:21:02,197 --> 00:21:03,778 But do you think that means he's a little gay? 518 00:21:03,878 --> 00:21:05,420 - No, no, no, you're fine. - Are you sure? 519 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,901 - I promise, yeah, you're good. - 'Cause I just-- 520 00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:09,003 - Don't worry. It's normal. Yeah. - Okay. 521 00:21:09,764 --> 00:21:11,765 [Lizzie] Who wants to drive me home? 522 00:21:12,446 --> 00:21:13,987 Shit. 523 00:21:14,087 --> 00:21:16,950 - [bell clanging] - [engine starts] 524 00:21:17,050 --> 00:21:19,052 [bell clanging] 525 00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:22,215 [approaching train horn] 526 00:21:25,898 --> 00:21:29,802 [train clattering] 527 00:21:29,902 --> 00:21:33,004 [teenage Lina] I can't get Aidan hard. 528 00:21:33,104 --> 00:21:36,527 I'm not, you know... 529 00:21:36,627 --> 00:21:38,249 hot. 530 00:21:38,349 --> 00:21:39,931 - [train rumbling] - [bell clanging] 531 00:21:40,031 --> 00:21:41,852 [shaky breaths] 532 00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:43,974 [teenage Lina] And he thinks it is, with me? 533 00:21:44,074 --> 00:21:46,076 What movie? 534 00:21:47,117 --> 00:21:50,320 [man in movie] He-he put that thing on me. 535 00:21:51,361 --> 00:21:53,182 And-and-and he made me wear it. 536 00:21:53,282 --> 00:21:54,864 That's scary, isn't it? 537 00:21:54,964 --> 00:21:58,487 [man in movie] He-he, he told me to fuck her. 538 00:21:59,928 --> 00:22:02,471 And I did. I-I fucked her. 539 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,192 Oh, God. Oh, God. 540 00:22:04,292 --> 00:22:07,035 Oh, God, he had a gun in my mouth. 541 00:22:07,135 --> 00:22:10,638 That-that fucking gun was in my throat! 542 00:22:10,738 --> 00:22:12,740 Fuck! 543 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:15,922 [audience murmuring, laughing] 544 00:22:16,022 --> 00:22:18,285 ♪ atmospheric music ♪ 545 00:22:18,385 --> 00:22:20,386 ♪ 546 00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:28,714 [crickets chirping] 547 00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:34,479 Too scary? 548 00:22:37,161 --> 00:22:39,163 Maybe a little. 549 00:22:41,805 --> 00:22:44,528 You're gonna miss the ending. 550 00:22:45,729 --> 00:22:47,731 Nah. 551 00:22:49,252 --> 00:22:50,873 I seen it already. 552 00:22:50,973 --> 00:22:53,156 [both laughing] 553 00:22:53,256 --> 00:22:55,257 Why'd you come? 554 00:23:06,387 --> 00:23:08,329 ♪ atmospheric vocalising ♪ 555 00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:10,431 ♪ 556 00:23:17,637 --> 00:23:19,579 ♪ atmospheric vocalising ♪ 557 00:23:19,679 --> 00:23:21,721 ♪ 558 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:26,986 - [train clattering] - [bell clanging] 559 00:23:27,086 --> 00:23:29,087 [train horn blaring] 560 00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:46,042 [man on TV] But you know it, I know it, 561 00:23:46,142 --> 00:23:48,845 we all know that Roe is currently the law of the land. 562 00:23:48,945 --> 00:23:53,129 But there's a problem, and the problem is us. 563 00:23:53,229 --> 00:23:56,892 We're people. We're fallible. We make mistakes. 564 00:23:56,992 --> 00:23:59,494 Which is why, unlike a lot of other candidates, 565 00:23:59,594 --> 00:24:01,736 I'm not afraid to publicly declare myself... 566 00:24:01,836 --> 00:24:03,738 [cell phone chimes, buzzes] 567 00:24:03,838 --> 00:24:05,840 ♪ gentle, tranquil music ♪ 568 00:24:08,682 --> 00:24:10,724 ♪ 569 00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:30,742 [phone whooshes] 570 00:24:36,827 --> 00:24:39,770 ♪ "Sweet Somethin' Steady" by Romi Mayes ♪ 571 00:24:39,870 --> 00:24:41,912 ♪ 572 00:24:43,834 --> 00:24:45,695 ♪ Don't want no fancy diamonds ♪ 573 00:24:45,795 --> 00:24:47,697 ♪ Don't want your mother's pearls ♪ 574 00:24:47,797 --> 00:24:51,180 ♪ Don't want you to tell me that I'm your only girl ♪ 575 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,263 ♪ Just want a man to come on by ♪ 576 00:24:54,363 --> 00:24:57,166 ♪ Pick me up and take me for a ride ♪ 577 00:25:00,368 --> 00:25:05,213 ♪ Now, why can't you be my sweet somethin' steady on the side? ♪ 578 00:25:06,414 --> 00:25:08,456 [indistinct chatter over TV] 579 00:25:12,339 --> 00:25:13,520 Okay. 580 00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:15,041 [Ed whistles] 581 00:25:15,141 --> 00:25:16,443 - Huh? - Fancy. 582 00:25:16,543 --> 00:25:18,364 Oh, thank you. Um, he drank half that. 583 00:25:18,464 --> 00:25:20,046 I don't really know what's going on, but he's down. 584 00:25:20,146 --> 00:25:22,208 And I will see you in the morning. 585 00:25:22,308 --> 00:25:23,689 - In the morning? - Mm-hmm. 586 00:25:23,789 --> 00:25:25,451 You'll be asleep soon, okay? Right, Ed? 587 00:25:25,551 --> 00:25:27,132 - [Ed] Yep. - Right? 588 00:25:27,232 --> 00:25:29,174 It just doesn't make that much sense. 589 00:25:29,274 --> 00:25:31,416 - What? - Well, you spend the money 590 00:25:31,516 --> 00:25:33,138 - on the hotel. - I'm not-- 591 00:25:33,238 --> 00:25:35,099 You're only going 35, 40 miles away. 592 00:25:35,199 --> 00:25:36,380 Just can't square it. 593 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:37,862 Look, th-they're bathed, they're fed. 594 00:25:37,962 --> 00:25:39,263 All you got to do is get him to sleep, right? 595 00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:41,265 [stammers] You want me to worry about 596 00:25:41,365 --> 00:25:43,146 - having to drive a whole hour? - [Ed] No. 597 00:25:43,246 --> 00:25:45,549 I mean, I told you I'm splitting the room with three other girls, 598 00:25:45,649 --> 00:25:47,650 for crying out loud. 599 00:25:48,411 --> 00:25:51,214 [Ed] All right. I'm just saying. 600 00:25:56,058 --> 00:25:57,159 [Ryan] Mom! 601 00:25:57,259 --> 00:25:58,840 Whoa. What happened, buddy? 602 00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:00,722 - Leen. - Okay, well, I... 603 00:26:00,822 --> 00:26:02,764 - Ed, you can also help. - Mom, help. 604 00:26:02,864 --> 00:26:04,245 Okay, honey. It's okay. 605 00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:05,686 Oh, man. 606 00:26:05,786 --> 00:26:07,488 [Lina] It's dry out, huh? 607 00:26:07,588 --> 00:26:09,730 Sit down, head back. Remember? 608 00:26:09,830 --> 00:26:11,832 - Ooh, that's a lot of blood. - [Lina] Okay. 609 00:26:12,633 --> 00:26:14,694 Uh-huh. 610 00:26:14,794 --> 00:26:16,536 Just apply pressure and put your head back. 611 00:26:16,636 --> 00:26:18,638 You're really gonna leave now, like this? 612 00:26:20,159 --> 00:26:21,941 I am gonna leave. 613 00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:23,422 But are you gonna be okay? Huh? 614 00:26:23,522 --> 00:26:24,863 You still remember how to dial 911? 615 00:26:24,963 --> 00:26:26,965 Can you remember the numbers? 616 00:26:27,766 --> 00:26:30,388 [Ed] Well, yeah, of course I do. 617 00:26:30,488 --> 00:26:33,491 I'm still paying off your false alarm. 618 00:26:34,652 --> 00:26:36,794 [sighs] 619 00:26:36,894 --> 00:26:39,016 [Ed] All right, buddy, keep your head up. 620 00:26:40,697 --> 00:26:42,639 [engine starts] 621 00:26:42,739 --> 00:26:45,722 ♪ "Another Bottle of Wine" by Houston We Have a Problem ♪ 622 00:26:45,822 --> 00:26:47,864 ♪ 623 00:26:50,226 --> 00:26:54,610 ♪ Don't think I can stand it anymore... ♪ 624 00:26:54,710 --> 00:26:57,012 [lively chatter] 625 00:26:57,112 --> 00:27:01,056 ♪ I could be the way I was before you left me ♪ 626 00:27:01,156 --> 00:27:02,777 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh... ♪ 627 00:27:02,877 --> 00:27:04,299 [cheering] 628 00:27:04,399 --> 00:27:06,260 ♪ Another bottle of wine ♪ 629 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,743 ♪ Can you see, oh-oh, through the pain in my mind? ♪ 630 00:27:09,843 --> 00:27:12,626 ♪ Living, oh-oh, on my own all the time ♪ 631 00:27:12,726 --> 00:27:14,828 [joyful screaming] 632 00:27:14,928 --> 00:27:18,591 ♪ I don't think I will go to work today... ♪ 633 00:27:18,691 --> 00:27:20,153 [woman] Lick the balls, lick the balls. 634 00:27:20,253 --> 00:27:22,254 [lively chatter] 635 00:27:24,136 --> 00:27:27,359 ♪ Please help me, whoa-oh-oh... ♪ 636 00:27:27,459 --> 00:27:29,441 [lively chatter continues] 637 00:27:29,541 --> 00:27:31,763 Hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 638 00:27:31,863 --> 00:27:33,885 Okay, bitches. 639 00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:35,566 [laughter] 640 00:27:35,666 --> 00:27:41,612 Now, most of us have known Sara-Beth since IU. 641 00:27:41,712 --> 00:27:43,974 [cheering] 642 00:27:44,074 --> 00:27:46,416 And we've seen her go pretty wild. 643 00:27:46,516 --> 00:27:47,897 [laughter] 644 00:27:47,997 --> 00:27:51,260 I'm-I'm not gonna lie, it's a little bittersweet 645 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,382 to watch her shut down 646 00:27:53,482 --> 00:27:55,344 the 24-hour speedway between her legs. 647 00:27:55,444 --> 00:27:56,745 [laughter] 648 00:27:56,845 --> 00:27:58,987 Bitch, she's getting married! 649 00:27:59,087 --> 00:28:01,649 [cheering] 650 00:28:03,411 --> 00:28:04,832 Cheers. 651 00:28:04,932 --> 00:28:07,054 [lively chatter] 652 00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:16,803 Who ordered that? 653 00:28:16,903 --> 00:28:18,905 I did. 654 00:28:19,665 --> 00:28:22,648 Well, I mean, it's Sara-Beth's last night as a single gal. 655 00:28:22,748 --> 00:28:24,330 I say we all get a little wild. 656 00:28:24,430 --> 00:28:27,172 Actually, the wedding ain't till next weekend. 657 00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:29,494 Who's with me? Who's with me?! 658 00:28:29,594 --> 00:28:31,596 [strained laughter] 659 00:28:33,518 --> 00:28:35,620 - [coughing] - [woman] Is she okay? 660 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,141 [Zac Brown Band's "Castaway" playing] 661 00:28:37,241 --> 00:28:39,263 - Oh, my God. - ♪ Pour me another one ♪ 662 00:28:39,363 --> 00:28:41,505 - This is my favourite song. - ♪ Make it a strong one ♪ 663 00:28:41,605 --> 00:28:43,146 ♪ We're gonna have some fun ♪ 664 00:28:43,246 --> 00:28:44,588 [muttering] 665 00:28:44,688 --> 00:28:45,749 ♪ Tonight ♪ 666 00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:46,830 Come on. 667 00:28:46,930 --> 00:28:48,911 Come on, you guys. 668 00:28:49,011 --> 00:28:51,233 - [laughter] - Should we? 669 00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:54,476 - She's up. She's-she's going. - [laughing] Okay. 670 00:28:54,576 --> 00:28:57,719 ♪ I wanna be a castaway... ♪ 671 00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,401 Come on! 672 00:28:59,501 --> 00:29:00,962 ♪ Take a tropic holiday ♪ 673 00:29:01,062 --> 00:29:02,323 Come on! 674 00:29:02,423 --> 00:29:03,765 ♪ Say goodbye... ♪ 675 00:29:03,865 --> 00:29:05,606 You know what? You do you. You do you, girl. 676 00:29:05,706 --> 00:29:09,650 ♪ By the coast, Pacifico and chasing lime ♪ 677 00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:12,612 ♪ Easy living down in paradise ♪ 678 00:29:12,712 --> 00:29:14,814 ♪ Pour me another one ♪ 679 00:29:14,914 --> 00:29:16,536 ♪ Make it a strong one ♪ 680 00:29:16,636 --> 00:29:18,638 ♪ We're gonna have some fun tonight ♪ 681 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,781 ♪ Just like the other one ♪ 682 00:29:22,881 --> 00:29:24,023 [cheering] 683 00:29:24,123 --> 00:29:25,904 ♪ Make it a double rum ♪ 684 00:29:26,004 --> 00:29:28,086 ♪ We're gonna castaway tonight ♪ 685 00:29:32,690 --> 00:29:35,313 ♪ I'm in an island state of mind ♪ 686 00:29:35,413 --> 00:29:37,354 ♪ Don't think I'm ever gonna leave ♪ 687 00:29:37,454 --> 00:29:40,077 ♪ I'd rather stay and watch the waves ♪ 688 00:29:40,177 --> 00:29:41,999 ♪ Move the sand beneath my feet ♪ 689 00:29:42,099 --> 00:29:44,801 ♪ Reggae on the radio ♪ 690 00:29:44,901 --> 00:29:47,203 ♪ Laying low and feeling high ♪ 691 00:29:47,303 --> 00:29:50,606 ♪ Easy living down in paradise ♪ 692 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:52,688 ♪ Pour me another one ♪ 693 00:29:52,788 --> 00:29:54,450 ♪ Make it a strong one ♪ 694 00:29:54,550 --> 00:29:56,551 ♪ We're gonna have some fun tonight ♪ 695 00:30:00,195 --> 00:30:02,377 ♪ Just like the other one ♪ 696 00:30:02,477 --> 00:30:04,018 ♪ Make it a double rum ♪ 697 00:30:04,118 --> 00:30:06,120 ♪ We're gonna castaway tonight ♪ 698 00:30:08,122 --> 00:30:09,863 ♪ Castaway ♪ 699 00:30:09,963 --> 00:30:12,506 ♪ Ride the waves like we're young ♪ 700 00:30:12,606 --> 00:30:14,788 ♪ 'Cause time flies by and soon we'll be older ♪ 701 00:30:14,888 --> 00:30:16,950 ♪ It's better to live in the moment ♪ 702 00:30:17,050 --> 00:30:19,192 ♪ Than stuck in the past fast asleep ♪ 703 00:30:19,292 --> 00:30:20,993 ♪ As the world passes by ♪ 704 00:30:21,093 --> 00:30:23,335 ♪ 705 00:30:29,381 --> 00:30:31,242 ♪ Ay-ya-yo ♪ 706 00:30:31,342 --> 00:30:32,844 ♪ The good times are free ♪ 707 00:30:32,944 --> 00:30:34,565 ♪ And nobody can take that away ♪ 708 00:30:34,665 --> 00:30:35,846 ♪ Oh-yo-eh ♪ 709 00:30:35,946 --> 00:30:40,070 ♪ Come and castaway ♪ 710 00:30:44,514 --> 00:30:46,516 [song ends] 711 00:30:48,758 --> 00:30:50,800 - [crickets chirping] - [traffic humming] 712 00:30:56,885 --> 00:30:58,887 [muttering] 713 00:31:02,130 --> 00:31:03,671 Oh, God, please, God, you know me. 714 00:31:03,771 --> 00:31:05,773 You know I deserve this. 715 00:31:08,095 --> 00:31:10,097 I deserve one good thing. 716 00:31:12,179 --> 00:31:14,320 Besides the kids. Oh, my God. 717 00:31:14,420 --> 00:31:16,422 But you know what I mean. 718 00:31:42,365 --> 00:31:44,367 [faucet running] 719 00:31:49,652 --> 00:31:51,654 [shuts off faucet] 720 00:31:53,936 --> 00:31:55,977 [cell phone chimes, buzzes] 721 00:32:05,266 --> 00:32:07,087 [screams] 722 00:32:07,187 --> 00:32:09,189 Oh, my God! Oh, my God. 723 00:32:10,510 --> 00:32:12,592 [gleeful shrieking] 724 00:32:15,275 --> 00:32:17,276 [sighs] 725 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,762 [knocking] 726 00:32:30,848 --> 00:32:33,210 [takes deep breath] 727 00:32:37,334 --> 00:32:39,476 ♪ sweeping, ethereal music ♪ 728 00:32:39,576 --> 00:32:41,618 ♪ 729 00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:45,702 Hey, Kid. 730 00:32:47,623 --> 00:32:49,625 Hey yourself. 731 00:33:09,042 --> 00:33:11,044 I, uh... 732 00:33:12,605 --> 00:33:14,027 I had a few. 733 00:33:14,127 --> 00:33:16,449 Oh, I had a few, too. [laughs] 734 00:33:17,890 --> 00:33:19,832 My stepdad died. 735 00:33:19,932 --> 00:33:21,153 What? 736 00:33:21,253 --> 00:33:22,714 I'm just... I'm coming from the funeral. 737 00:33:22,814 --> 00:33:27,218 The... Not the funeral, the-the after-party. 738 00:33:28,219 --> 00:33:30,221 Okay, I'm so sorry. 739 00:33:32,063 --> 00:33:33,404 [Aidan sighs] 740 00:33:33,504 --> 00:33:36,327 It's-it's mighty hot in here. 741 00:33:36,427 --> 00:33:38,428 Yeah. Um... 742 00:33:39,709 --> 00:33:42,692 We could, uh, uh, open a window or we could turn down the... 743 00:33:42,792 --> 00:33:44,794 I think there's a thermostat or... 744 00:33:47,116 --> 00:33:49,118 [both chuckle] 745 00:33:54,002 --> 00:33:55,944 ♪ soft, gentle music ♪ 746 00:33:56,044 --> 00:33:58,046 ♪ 747 00:34:06,693 --> 00:34:09,536 It's been a heck of a long while, Mr. Hart. 748 00:34:11,137 --> 00:34:13,139 Sure has. 749 00:34:23,669 --> 00:34:25,710 ♪ 750 00:34:46,769 --> 00:34:48,811 ♪ 751 00:35:18,117 --> 00:35:20,119 [laughing] 752 00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:37,774 ♪ 753 00:35:55,590 --> 00:35:57,632 ♪ 754 00:36:10,483 --> 00:36:12,145 Aidan, I'm on my period. 755 00:36:12,245 --> 00:36:14,247 [both chuckle] 756 00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:20,612 Oh, God. 757 00:36:23,255 --> 00:36:24,916 So, you're ragging? 758 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:27,498 Yeah. Is that okay? 759 00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:30,942 That is more than okay. 760 00:36:35,025 --> 00:36:36,807 [Lina] Oh, God, I want to feel you inside me. 761 00:36:36,907 --> 00:36:38,909 [Aidan] Mm-hmm. 762 00:36:40,670 --> 00:36:43,132 I'm gonna... Do you want me to get a towel? 763 00:36:43,232 --> 00:36:45,234 I'm gonna go get a towel. Okay. 764 00:36:46,876 --> 00:36:48,917 ♪ 765 00:37:06,533 --> 00:37:08,575 ♪ 766 00:37:30,835 --> 00:37:32,056 Oh, my God. 767 00:37:32,156 --> 00:37:34,198 [breathing heavily] 768 00:37:40,403 --> 00:37:42,405 - Aidan. - Hmm? 769 00:37:43,846 --> 00:37:46,909 It's been a long time since I've been with another man. 770 00:37:47,009 --> 00:37:48,871 Like 11 years. 771 00:37:48,971 --> 00:37:50,192 Okay. 772 00:37:50,292 --> 00:37:53,375 So, I'm sorry if I'm a little tight. 773 00:37:54,936 --> 00:37:56,998 ♪ soft, atmospheric music ♪ 774 00:37:57,098 --> 00:37:59,220 ♪ 775 00:38:02,303 --> 00:38:04,304 [gasping] 776 00:38:06,466 --> 00:38:08,468 [panting] 777 00:38:14,714 --> 00:38:16,715 [both breathing heavily] 778 00:38:21,039 --> 00:38:23,041 [laughing] Dude. 779 00:38:26,404 --> 00:38:28,886 I want you to flood me. 780 00:38:33,931 --> 00:38:36,013 [moaning] 781 00:38:46,822 --> 00:38:48,864 [both grunting, panting] 782 00:38:54,349 --> 00:38:56,491 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 783 00:38:56,591 --> 00:38:58,593 Oh! 784 00:39:18,330 --> 00:39:20,332 ♪ 785 00:39:50,359 --> 00:39:52,400 [breathing heavily] 786 00:40:01,248 --> 00:40:03,250 [door closes] 787 00:40:08,575 --> 00:40:10,737 [deep, echoing breaths] 788 00:40:19,785 --> 00:40:21,827 [breathing heavily] 789 00:40:35,959 --> 00:40:37,541 [deep sigh] 790 00:40:37,641 --> 00:40:39,923 [door opens] 791 00:41:02,222 --> 00:41:03,724 How about this? 792 00:41:03,824 --> 00:41:05,846 Mind if I wear these home? 793 00:41:05,946 --> 00:41:08,288 Hmm? [grunting] 794 00:41:08,388 --> 00:41:10,130 [laughing] 795 00:41:10,230 --> 00:41:11,491 I can't. 796 00:41:11,591 --> 00:41:13,653 I can't. These almost fit. 797 00:41:13,753 --> 00:41:15,794 [Lina laughing] 798 00:41:20,839 --> 00:41:23,621 [both laughing] 799 00:41:23,721 --> 00:41:25,763 It's a half moon tonight, I think. 800 00:41:30,407 --> 00:41:32,810 You're still the silliest boy, aren't you? 801 00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:48,063 Well, don't... don't you want to clean up? 802 00:41:49,184 --> 00:41:50,645 No. 803 00:41:50,745 --> 00:41:52,747 No, it's okay. 804 00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:57,211 - Well, don't-- - It's late. 805 00:41:57,311 --> 00:41:58,653 [Aidan chuckles] 806 00:41:58,753 --> 00:42:01,855 I'm not even gonna go upstairs to bed. 807 00:42:01,955 --> 00:42:05,038 I'll just sleep down on the couch with the dogs. 808 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:08,381 [chuckles] 809 00:42:08,481 --> 00:42:10,483 [pants zipping] 810 00:42:14,447 --> 00:42:16,388 ♪ soft, intriguing music ♪ 811 00:42:16,488 --> 00:42:18,490 ♪ 812 00:42:45,634 --> 00:42:47,636 ♪ 813 00:43:16,181 --> 00:43:18,183 [door opens] 814 00:43:18,824 --> 00:43:21,346 [crickets chirping] 815 00:43:29,473 --> 00:43:31,475 It's good to see you. 816 00:43:32,876 --> 00:43:35,358 It's good to see you, too, Kid. 817 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,202 Thank you. 818 00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:42,445 Thank you. 819 00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:50,372 ♪ 820 00:44:05,785 --> 00:44:07,827 ♪ 821 00:44:30,527 --> 00:44:31,749 [squealing] 822 00:44:31,849 --> 00:44:33,850 [laughs, speaks indistinctly] 823 00:44:40,096 --> 00:44:41,597 Oh, thank you, God. 824 00:44:41,697 --> 00:44:42,838 Thank you, thank you. 825 00:44:42,938 --> 00:44:44,940 [sobbing] 826 00:44:46,261 --> 00:44:48,263 Oh, my God. 827 00:44:49,985 --> 00:44:52,187 And you just, like... 828 00:44:54,629 --> 00:44:55,850 [sighs] 829 00:44:55,950 --> 00:44:58,252 You just get lost. 830 00:44:58,352 --> 00:44:59,974 And, you know, 831 00:45:00,074 --> 00:45:01,255 I spent my whole life, 832 00:45:01,355 --> 00:45:02,896 like, worried about what God would think. 833 00:45:02,996 --> 00:45:05,739 And there I was in a hotel bed with a man who's... 834 00:45:05,839 --> 00:45:08,641 not my husband, and... 835 00:45:09,842 --> 00:45:12,745 I felt that God... 836 00:45:12,845 --> 00:45:14,967 Like, this is what it's all about. 837 00:45:16,008 --> 00:45:17,309 And there was this moment where, um... 838 00:45:17,409 --> 00:45:20,111 I was about to give up on him and... 839 00:45:20,211 --> 00:45:22,954 he Facebooks me in that exact second. 840 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,515 I mean, it was like... 841 00:45:24,615 --> 00:45:26,477 It was like... 842 00:45:26,577 --> 00:45:28,199 God compelled him to do it. 843 00:45:28,299 --> 00:45:30,401 Do you think you're, um... 844 00:45:30,501 --> 00:45:32,122 you know... 845 00:45:32,222 --> 00:45:34,264 comporting yourself the way a mother should? 846 00:45:35,265 --> 00:45:37,367 [Delia] I thought you'd leave your husband first. 847 00:45:37,467 --> 00:45:39,208 [Barbara] Yeah, you're leaving him so soon. 848 00:45:39,308 --> 00:45:40,610 - Why cheat? - [Lizzie] Yeah. 849 00:45:40,710 --> 00:45:42,291 Okay, I just want you to know-- Wait. 850 00:45:42,391 --> 00:45:44,553 I'm not-- I wasn't in any pain that night. 851 00:45:45,954 --> 00:45:47,216 And, like, my whole life is pain. 852 00:45:47,316 --> 00:45:48,617 I've-- This-- 853 00:45:48,717 --> 00:45:50,699 Okay, I have pain in my joints 854 00:45:50,799 --> 00:45:52,100 and I have pain inside, 855 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,202 but th-- I have pain all over me and... 856 00:45:55,162 --> 00:45:58,345 I'm not in any pain when I'm with that man, and... 857 00:45:58,445 --> 00:46:01,108 Yeah, so, you can all judge me. You can judge me. 858 00:46:01,208 --> 00:46:06,152 Until you've felt what I felt, I really don't give a flying... 859 00:46:06,252 --> 00:46:08,915 fuck what y'all think. 860 00:46:09,015 --> 00:46:10,236 [others gasping] 861 00:46:10,336 --> 00:46:11,677 What the fuck is this stupid group anyway? 862 00:46:11,777 --> 00:46:13,779 - [murmuring] - [Gia] It's all right. 863 00:46:21,226 --> 00:46:23,227 [sniffles] 864 00:46:25,710 --> 00:46:27,711 Oh, my God. 865 00:46:28,672 --> 00:46:31,255 Hi, I'm so, so sorry. It's my fault. 866 00:46:31,355 --> 00:46:33,256 I'm the one who started that fucking thing. 867 00:46:33,356 --> 00:46:34,538 Okay, well, I got to get home, so thank you-- 868 00:46:34,638 --> 00:46:35,498 Can I, um...? 869 00:46:35,598 --> 00:46:37,460 Can I maybe get a-a ride? 870 00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,182 I-I don't have a car anymore. 871 00:46:39,282 --> 00:46:40,743 Um... 872 00:46:40,843 --> 00:46:41,984 Uh... 873 00:46:42,084 --> 00:46:43,425 Um, sure. 874 00:46:43,525 --> 00:46:45,527 Thank you. 875 00:46:49,931 --> 00:46:51,973 Oh, sorry. 876 00:46:53,014 --> 00:46:55,016 I'm sorry. Thank you. 877 00:46:56,257 --> 00:46:58,399 [sighs] You know they're just being jealous dicks in there. 878 00:46:58,499 --> 00:47:00,360 Yeah, I don't really want-- It's just... 879 00:47:00,460 --> 00:47:01,361 Yeah. Where you going? 880 00:47:01,461 --> 00:47:05,165 Uh... I need to eat, so... 881 00:47:05,265 --> 00:47:07,126 And I want beer. [laughs] 882 00:47:07,226 --> 00:47:09,729 Is there anywhere I can get wings and beer? 883 00:47:09,829 --> 00:47:14,533 Um, Kilroy's has beer and wings, probably. 884 00:47:14,633 --> 00:47:16,255 Great. Kilroy's. 885 00:47:16,355 --> 00:47:18,096 You want to go to Kilroy's with me? 886 00:47:18,196 --> 00:47:19,858 - Who are you? - I'm... 887 00:47:19,958 --> 00:47:21,820 You don't really seem like a therapist to me. 888 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,701 Oh. Yeah. Well... 889 00:47:23,801 --> 00:47:25,303 I am honestly the farthest thing 890 00:47:25,403 --> 00:47:27,144 from a fucking therapist that I can imagine. 891 00:47:27,244 --> 00:47:29,246 [both laugh] 892 00:47:30,327 --> 00:47:32,489 Lina, can I ask you a question? 893 00:47:34,651 --> 00:47:37,153 How many guys have you slept with? 894 00:47:37,253 --> 00:47:40,316 Oh, um, four. 895 00:47:40,416 --> 00:47:42,838 - Five now, actually, so... - [Gia laughs] 896 00:47:42,938 --> 00:47:45,080 You? 897 00:47:45,180 --> 00:47:46,642 Ten. 898 00:47:46,742 --> 00:47:47,843 Fifteen. 899 00:47:47,943 --> 00:47:48,844 Huh? 900 00:47:48,944 --> 00:47:49,844 Seventeen. 901 00:47:49,944 --> 00:47:51,606 Holy crap. Whoa. 902 00:47:51,706 --> 00:47:52,847 [both laughing] 903 00:47:52,947 --> 00:47:54,288 - I'm sorry. - It's not that many. 904 00:47:54,388 --> 00:47:55,289 [laughter] 905 00:47:55,389 --> 00:47:56,731 I just... 906 00:47:56,831 --> 00:47:58,732 No, it's that, um, you just don't seem... 907 00:47:58,832 --> 00:48:00,974 - Like a whore? - No. No, no. 908 00:48:01,074 --> 00:48:03,136 - No, I was not gonna say that. - You can totally say that. 909 00:48:03,236 --> 00:48:04,818 I would never, ever, ever call you that, ever. 910 00:48:04,918 --> 00:48:06,919 Ever. 911 00:48:08,121 --> 00:48:10,202 I was gonna say you seem smart. 912 00:48:13,285 --> 00:48:15,287 [chuckles] 913 00:48:20,131 --> 00:48:22,513 [exhales] Sorry. 914 00:48:22,613 --> 00:48:24,615 No. 915 00:48:25,656 --> 00:48:27,358 Um... 916 00:48:27,458 --> 00:48:30,080 I'm just-- I'm just gonna be real with you. 917 00:48:30,180 --> 00:48:32,763 For a second. I'm in, like, in a... 918 00:48:32,863 --> 00:48:34,964 a pretty effed-up place in my life right now. 919 00:48:35,064 --> 00:48:36,806 And, um... 920 00:48:36,906 --> 00:48:40,730 There's just, like, some really, really bad shit going on. 921 00:48:40,830 --> 00:48:42,932 But mostly I'm... 922 00:48:43,032 --> 00:48:45,033 I'm about to get sued. 923 00:48:45,874 --> 00:48:47,976 Yeah, by a big publisher for 924 00:48:48,076 --> 00:48:50,819 stealing their money and not writing a book and... 925 00:48:50,919 --> 00:48:52,340 Yeah. 926 00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:56,003 I guess I just need, like, a friend. 927 00:48:56,964 --> 00:49:01,688 And I really need to find someone to write about. 928 00:49:02,849 --> 00:49:04,110 What? 929 00:49:04,210 --> 00:49:08,434 Lina. The way that you think about love 930 00:49:08,534 --> 00:49:09,875 and talk about love 931 00:49:09,975 --> 00:49:12,318 and the way that you want love, 932 00:49:12,418 --> 00:49:15,761 it's like the most beautiful thing in the whole world. 933 00:49:15,861 --> 00:49:17,242 - [Lina chuckles] - No, I mean it, 934 00:49:17,342 --> 00:49:20,305 and I just want to listen to you for a while. 935 00:49:21,586 --> 00:49:23,648 I just... 936 00:49:23,748 --> 00:49:25,569 Like hang out with me? [laughs] 937 00:49:25,669 --> 00:49:27,411 - Yeah. - [both laughing] 938 00:49:27,511 --> 00:49:29,613 Yeah, like... Like hang out or... 939 00:49:29,713 --> 00:49:33,296 I just... Like, what if there was a girl on the other side 940 00:49:33,396 --> 00:49:35,098 of the planet who reads about you 941 00:49:35,198 --> 00:49:37,500 and who's like, "Oh, my God, that's exactly how I feel." 942 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,022 And for, like, two minutes in her fucking life, 943 00:49:40,122 --> 00:49:41,744 she doesn't feel alone anymore. 944 00:49:41,844 --> 00:49:43,846 Like Quantum of Solace. 945 00:49:44,686 --> 00:49:46,688 I mean... 946 00:49:47,168 --> 00:49:49,671 It's not quite really like that. 947 00:49:49,771 --> 00:49:52,153 Some great love story with Aidan. 948 00:49:52,253 --> 00:49:54,255 I mean, it's more like... 949 00:49:55,216 --> 00:49:57,838 I mean, I'm reeling him in. 950 00:49:57,938 --> 00:49:59,199 Like, I am like... 951 00:49:59,299 --> 00:50:00,560 [Gia chuckles] 952 00:50:00,660 --> 00:50:02,802 It's like-- It's shameful and crazy. 953 00:50:02,902 --> 00:50:04,324 Oh, no, no, it's not crazy. 954 00:50:04,424 --> 00:50:06,366 I don't think it is either. 955 00:50:06,466 --> 00:50:08,207 I just know that's what other people think so sometimes 956 00:50:08,307 --> 00:50:10,209 I just say what I think other people want me to say. 957 00:50:10,309 --> 00:50:12,011 Oh, my God, I do the same thing. 958 00:50:12,111 --> 00:50:13,012 Why do we do that? 959 00:50:13,112 --> 00:50:14,012 [laughs] I don't know. 960 00:50:14,112 --> 00:50:16,114 [both chuckling] 961 00:50:16,915 --> 00:50:18,617 [Gia chuckles] 962 00:50:18,717 --> 00:50:21,759 Actually, I think nothing you do for love is crazy. 963 00:50:26,083 --> 00:50:28,085 Yeah. 964 00:50:29,206 --> 00:50:31,148 Fuck. 965 00:50:31,248 --> 00:50:32,989 What? 966 00:50:33,089 --> 00:50:34,791 Oh, can I just buy you a beer? Please let me buy you a beer. 967 00:50:34,891 --> 00:50:38,594 No, I have to go home, but I, uh... 968 00:50:38,694 --> 00:50:41,357 maybe I could get a babysitter for next week? 969 00:50:41,457 --> 00:50:43,639 Yeah. Yes. One thousand percent. 970 00:50:43,739 --> 00:50:45,560 I mean, like... 971 00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:47,522 I live here now, so any time you want to hang out... 972 00:50:47,622 --> 00:50:49,003 What? You live here? 973 00:50:49,103 --> 00:50:50,044 Yeah. 974 00:50:50,144 --> 00:50:52,146 Oh, God, why? 975 00:50:52,987 --> 00:50:54,328 Because of you. 976 00:50:54,428 --> 00:50:56,730 Because I have been trying to find you. 977 00:50:56,830 --> 00:50:59,333 [both chuckle] 978 00:50:59,433 --> 00:51:01,535 ♪ gentle music ♪ 979 00:51:01,635 --> 00:51:03,737 ♪ 980 00:51:03,837 --> 00:51:05,498 Do you really think that, though? 981 00:51:05,598 --> 00:51:07,180 Think what? 982 00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,281 That nothing you do for love is crazy? 983 00:51:11,684 --> 00:51:14,446 I think giving up on love is crazy. 984 00:51:20,091 --> 00:51:22,353 - Can I still get a ride? - Yes. Yep. 985 00:51:22,453 --> 00:51:24,455 - [both laugh] - Thanks. 986 00:51:33,783 --> 00:51:36,446 [radio televangelist] Now... 987 00:51:36,546 --> 00:51:38,888 we all like a nice Friday night 988 00:51:38,988 --> 00:51:41,210 but getting there, to get to Friday, 989 00:51:41,310 --> 00:51:44,653 we have to follow God's lyrics throughout the week. 990 00:51:44,753 --> 00:51:46,294 Now, that means... 991 00:51:46,394 --> 00:51:47,375 [school bell rings] 992 00:51:47,475 --> 00:51:50,478 [students whooping, clamouring] 993 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:54,942 ♪ eerie music ♪ 994 00:51:55,042 --> 00:51:57,044 ♪ 995 00:51:58,565 --> 00:52:00,107 [Velcro rips] 996 00:52:00,207 --> 00:52:02,208 Here. 997 00:52:06,332 --> 00:52:09,135 [teenage Lina] You're not gonna tell Aidan... 998 00:52:10,135 --> 00:52:11,036 Right? 999 00:52:11,136 --> 00:52:13,138 No. 1000 00:52:13,699 --> 00:52:15,700 Of course not. 1001 00:52:16,501 --> 00:52:17,802 Thanks. 1002 00:52:17,902 --> 00:52:19,904 [boy] Hey. 1003 00:52:20,665 --> 00:52:22,046 I'm sorry 1004 00:52:22,146 --> 00:52:25,049 that you got to do that to yourself. 1005 00:52:25,149 --> 00:52:27,151 It sucks big-time. 1006 00:52:28,592 --> 00:52:30,594 Yeah. 1007 00:52:34,557 --> 00:52:37,180 [radio televangelist] ...talking about today is fidelity. 1008 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,181 Now, we know that our Lord is faithful. 1009 00:52:39,281 --> 00:52:41,183 And He expects the same from us, 1010 00:52:41,283 --> 00:52:44,786 both in our relationship with Him and in all the facets of... 1011 00:52:44,886 --> 00:52:47,188 [The Outfield's "Your Love" playing] 1012 00:52:47,288 --> 00:52:50,391 ♪ Josie is on a vacation far away ♪ 1013 00:52:50,491 --> 00:52:52,913 ♪ Come around and talk it over ♪ 1014 00:52:53,013 --> 00:52:57,197 ♪ So many things that I want to say ♪ 1015 00:52:57,297 --> 00:53:00,400 ♪ You know I like my girls a little bit older ♪ 1016 00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:06,105 ♪ I just wanna use your love tonight ♪ 1017 00:53:08,267 --> 00:53:13,191 ♪ I don't wanna lose your love tonight ♪ 1018 00:53:15,313 --> 00:53:19,337 ♪ I ain't got many friends left to talk to ♪ 1019 00:53:19,437 --> 00:53:23,260 ♪ Nowhere to run when I'm in trouble ♪ 1020 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:27,264 ♪ You know I'd do anything for you ♪ 1021 00:53:27,364 --> 00:53:30,787 ♪ Stay the night but keep it undercover ♪ 1022 00:53:30,887 --> 00:53:33,630 ♪ I just wanna use your love tonight ♪ 1023 00:53:33,730 --> 00:53:35,731 It's the same. 1024 00:53:36,372 --> 00:53:38,154 ♪ Whoa ♪ 1025 00:53:38,254 --> 00:53:43,278 ♪ I don't wanna lose your love tonight ♪ 1026 00:53:43,378 --> 00:53:45,480 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1027 00:53:45,580 --> 00:53:50,424 ♪ I just wanna use your love tonight ♪ 1028 00:53:52,787 --> 00:53:57,791 ♪ I don't wanna lose your love tonight ♪ 1029 00:54:00,513 --> 00:54:05,238 ♪ I just wanna use your love tonight ♪ 1030 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:12,604 ♪ I don't wanna lose your love tonight ♪ 1031 00:54:16,287 --> 00:54:20,691 ♪ Use your love ♪ 1032 00:54:21,852 --> 00:54:26,857 ♪ Lose your love ♪ 1033 00:54:29,179 --> 00:54:33,703 ♪ Use your love ♪ 1034 00:54:36,025 --> 00:54:39,368 ♪ I don't wanna lose your love ♪ 1035 00:54:39,468 --> 00:54:41,210 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1036 00:54:41,310 --> 00:54:43,932 ♪ I don't wanna, I don't wanna ♪ 1037 00:54:44,032 --> 00:54:47,535 ♪ I don't wanna lose your love ♪ 1038 00:54:47,635 --> 00:54:49,637 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1039 00:54:51,078 --> 00:54:53,200 ♪ Your love ♪ 1040 00:54:55,242 --> 00:54:57,244 ♪ Tonight ♪