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[audio logo]

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What is comedy?

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I'm just kidding.

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What have I really began
the show like that?

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Hi, I'm BJ Novak,
I am so excited to welcome

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you to my television
show, its called The Premise.

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Every episode is different,
different cast,

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different story.

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Here we go.

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[music playing]

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Ethan Streiber is
the kind of guy

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who would do anything
to be an ally.

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He's about to find out
what anything means.

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This is social justice sex tape.

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[music playing]

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I didn't do anything
you were there.

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What did I do?

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I didn't do anything.

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Hey!

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[car door slams]

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[music playing]

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This is an injustice.

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You watched the season
finale without me?

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OK.

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Well, obviously I have
a lot of work second

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your associate gets
everybody's bitch work.

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Hey, gunner.

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Thank you.

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OK.

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Well, when Rayna gives
me one of my own cases

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you won't see me for months.

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Oh, it makes me deeply,
deeply happy to be

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talking to donors like you.

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I mean, my favorite
part of my job

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is actually talking to donors.

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Are you kidding me?

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Oh, you know what?

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I'm so sorry.
I got to go.

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Stacey Abrams has actually
just walked into my office.

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Yes.

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The real Stacey Abrams,
can you believe it?

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I'll tell her you said hi.

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OK.

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Bye.

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Getting your salary gunner.

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What's up?

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Do you remember the Darren
Williams arrest in Bed‐Stuy?

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Charged with aggravated
assault, he says the cop tripped

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and fell on his own.

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Body cams were off‐‐

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Yes, I'm familiar.

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Why?

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What am I looking at?

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Wait a second, is that‐‐

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I know.

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Is that‐‐

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Yup.

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‐A sex tape?
‐Darren Williams.

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Have you ever seen
anything like this before?

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I was referring to the context.

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Who's handling this case?

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A public defender.

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All right.

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For now.

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[laughter]

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We have to take this case.

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Oh, God.

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No, no, no, no, no, here.

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I wish we could take
all the cases, I do.

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But for every case that we take,
there's the ones that we don't.

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And do you seriously
want to go up

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against the cops with a sex
tape and a defendant that

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has a record?

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You have 1,000 emails fighting
for your attention, why would

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you want to lose on this one?

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We no longer have the freedom
of having nothing to lose, OK?

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Our reputation is our power.

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Rayna, in my gut I know
that this is important.

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I know there's been cases
I've pushed in the past but

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this one is different.
I know we can win.

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OK.

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Fine.

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You think this is
important then you

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go ahead and see what's there.

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And if there is, first chair.

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OK.

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Yeah?

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I got this.

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You got this?

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I'm going to take this tape
and get Darren Williams off.

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That came out wrong, didn't it?

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Get out of here.

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Mr. Williams, my name is Eve
stone, I'm a lawyer at CRA.

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We're a non‐profit
law firm and I'm

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interested in taking your case.

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I've been here for
like three months... why?

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Apparently there's a tape.

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Like a security cam?

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Not exactly.

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Is this you?

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No.

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Wha‐‐ What's wrong with you?

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Why would you show me that?

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I'm sorry.

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Obviously I'm so sorry that‐‐

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this part is this you?

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Is that you?

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Yeah.

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That's me.

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Your lawyer told me
you're planning to plead.

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I think we can
take this to trial.

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I'm a father facing 15.

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See they don't make this
shit easy in here at all.

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Darren I know that
you're innocent

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and I know I can prove it.

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Have you done cases
like this before?

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I haven't led a trial before.

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But there's never been a
trial like this before.

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OK.

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OK.

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Where did you get the tape from?

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Hey there, Ethan Streiber.

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I don't know if anyone
has announced me.

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I'm here to actually
present some evidence.

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So‐‐

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That is definitely him.

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He's here?

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‐Yeah.
‐OK.

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Hello, hello, hello.

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‐Hello.
‐Hey there.

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‐Hi, Ethan.
‐Hi.

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I'm Eve Stone, and this
is our founding partner

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Rayna Bradshaw.

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Lovely to meet you.

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I know all about your work.

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Can I just tell you?

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You're as stunning
as you are brilliant.

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Oh, thank you.

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Thank you.

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Come on in and sit down.

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So let's start
from the beginning.

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Absolutely.

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I grew up in Westchester and I
went to college at Middlebury.

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I studied creative writing.

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I did a bit of acappella with
the premier group on campus.

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Ethan, sorry.

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I believe she meant the
beginning of the tape.

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Where the tape starts.

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Duh! I live in Bed‐Stuy which is
a very diverse neighborhood.

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Gentrifying very quickly.

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Well, not if I can help it.

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Um it was a typical day for me.

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I was getting home
from a fundraiser

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where I heard Evon
Max Kennedy speak

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which was so illuminating.

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I was really pumped
up so I got to work

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amplifying important
voices and causes online.

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After a grueling workout,
with a couple of pals.

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I feel like I had
earned a little break

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so I decided to take
a stroll down memory

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lane with one of our
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we made back in March.

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Sex‐‐

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And the romantic video is filmed
at the exact date and time

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of the Darren Williams arrest?

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Exactly.

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Who is my slam piece?

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That's you baby.

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[indistinct noises]

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Holy shit.

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Holy shit.

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Fuck.

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And that is when you
reached out to us?

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Yes.

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As soon as I finished watching
the tape I reached right out.

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So when you finished?

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And so I sent you the two
screenshots which are basically

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Exhibit A, Exhibit
B. They completely

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exonerate Darren Williams.

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Show those things, boom
case fucking closed.

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W‐‐ Not exactly.

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I know.

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I believe we're going to need
to see the video in full.

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Yeah, for context.

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Yeah, yeah.

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That's no big deal.

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Sure.

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It's right on there.

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Thank you.

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We can just airplay it.

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OK.

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[audio playback]

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That's it.

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Have you agreed
to do this babe?

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‐Put on some music?
‐Sure.

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[music playing]

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You want it in there?

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‐Oh, yeah.
‐Yeah?

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Just give me a couple
of miuntes here.

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[end playback]

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Wow.

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Oh, goodness.

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I'm sorry is that a
lower back tattoo.

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And what does that say?

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Fat.

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It says fate.

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Oh, that's nice.

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Thanks.

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It's the Fresh Prince photo.

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Fuck yeah.

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Can we maybe just
close the blinds first?

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Oh, there it is.

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Is that it?

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OK.

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Look.

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He trips and falls and
Darren's hands are still up.

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This destroys cops the
entire narrative.

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This makes the case.

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This is it.

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This is amazing.

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Wow, OK. Um.

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So. so sorry.

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Just for some
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going to be shown in court?

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This video, like open court?

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Oh, but don't worry, no.

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People have seen worse.

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Seriously.

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They see dead bodies,
maimed bodies‐‐

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Oh.

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Oh, rats.

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I just remembered something.

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You know how badly
I want to help

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but I don't have Vanessa's
consent to show this video.

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And she and I actually broke up.

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I don't think it's fair
to trigger her by bringing

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this all up again and‐‐

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I totally understand.

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I will call her for you.

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[screams]

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Yeah, yeah.

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Handled.

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[audio playback]

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Who is my slam piece?

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It's you baby.

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Yeah, do you like that?

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It's just sex, right?

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It's just the
birds and the bees.

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Do you know what I mean?

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It's funny.

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Porn gives people such a
distorted mental image of sex.

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Right.

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This is what it's
supposed to look like.

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Sure.

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She's in.

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Oh, fantastic.

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Great.

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OK.

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‐Contact him for us.
‐OK.

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Hey, maybe we could just play
devil's advocate for a second.

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Darren Williams, he's a bit
of a complicated guy, right?

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I mean, he's got
a criminal record?

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Well, you know he's an
activist and lots of activists

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have criminal records.

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Yeah.

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No, no, no, I have absolutely
zero issue with it.

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I think it's great
to have a record.

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I ultimately wish
that I had a record.

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But I think‐‐

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I'm just wondering what the
jury will think of that.

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Oh, you don't have
to worry about that.

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We leave that to Eve.

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Here's the thing,
I can't believe

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I'm even going to say this.

275
00:10:07,223 --> 00:10:09,795
But everything I've
been seeing on the news

276
00:10:09,829 --> 00:10:10,831
I don't know that this
is even going to make

277
00:10:10,864 --> 00:10:12,367
that big of a difference.

278
00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,306
I mean, do we even really
trust the legal system here

279
00:10:15,339 --> 00:10:17,243
in this messed up
racist country?

280
00:10:17,277 --> 00:10:21,285
I mean, it's saddening to say
but maybe Malcolm was right.

281
00:10:21,318 --> 00:10:24,057
Maybe the system
is beyond saving.

282
00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:25,426
Did Malcolm say that?

283
00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:29,134
I've dedicated my entire
life to the opposite belief.

284
00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:32,775
Even what happened to
anything for the cause.

285
00:10:32,808 --> 00:10:37,283
Look I protest, I donate,
I march regularly.

286
00:10:37,317 --> 00:10:38,920
Thank you.

287
00:10:38,954 --> 00:10:40,289
I really believe in my bones
that Black lives matter.

288
00:10:40,323 --> 00:10:41,325
They do.

289
00:10:41,358 --> 00:10:44,966
It's just so much more
than anything honestly.

290
00:10:49,174 --> 00:10:50,076
But‐‐

291
00:10:53,115 --> 00:10:56,990
Ethan, I know you want
to make a difference

292
00:10:57,023 --> 00:11:00,898
and maybe this isn't
how you imagined it.

293
00:11:00,931 --> 00:11:04,037
But this is your
chance to be a hero.

294
00:11:04,070 --> 00:11:07,310
This is your chance to make a
difference, a big difference

295
00:11:07,343 --> 00:11:09,447
in a man's life.

296
00:11:09,481 --> 00:11:15,359
Ethan, this is your shot.

297
00:11:15,393 --> 00:11:19,702
And Ethan, you are not
throwing away your shot.

298
00:11:20,503 --> 00:11:24,110
I'm not throwing away my shot.

299
00:11:24,144 --> 00:11:25,012
I'll do it.

300
00:11:25,046 --> 00:11:26,315
OK.

301
00:11:26,348 --> 00:11:27,250
Bravo.

302
00:11:37,537 --> 00:11:38,907
We love you, Darren.

303
00:11:47,156 --> 00:11:49,027
Hey, man I'm so
sorry to bug you.

304
00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:50,496
Um we actually haven't had
a chance to meet yet

305
00:11:50,529 --> 00:11:52,333
but I'm just a huge
fan of your activism.

306
00:11:52,367 --> 00:11:53,202
You actually quote‐‐

307
00:11:53,235 --> 00:11:54,805
All rise.

308
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,876
All right, cool man.
Thanks.

309
00:11:58,345 --> 00:12:00,216
You may be seated.

310
00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:03,556
[gavel being hit]

311
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,894
Court is now in session.

312
00:12:05,927 --> 00:12:11,038
You will hear sworn testimony
from two heroic officers

313
00:12:11,071 --> 00:12:13,977
who survived a brutal
attack by the defendant.

314
00:12:14,010 --> 00:12:18,485
And what will the defense
offer you, a sex tape.

315
00:12:18,519 --> 00:12:20,891
Well, if that is all
that the defense is

316
00:12:20,924 --> 00:12:22,460
going to bring to
the table then we

317
00:12:22,493 --> 00:12:28,505
will be forced to pick
it apart frame by frame.

318
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:31,579
The prosecution and the
defense agree on one thing,

319
00:12:31,612 --> 00:12:35,353
this case is all
about the evidence.

320
00:12:35,386 --> 00:12:37,390
What you see will shock

321
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:42,467
you, it will disgust you, but
if you are truly brave enough

322
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:46,274
to look really
carefully you will see

323
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:48,379
something equally upsetting.

324
00:12:51,351 --> 00:12:53,088
Injustice.

325
00:12:55,594 --> 00:12:58,933
Ethan, the police report
states that Darren Williams was

326
00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:02,507
on the corner of Wyeth
and Jefferson at 4:10 PM,

327
00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:05,146
can you confirm the
location of your apartment?

328
00:13:05,179 --> 00:13:06,114
Sure.

329
00:13:06,148 --> 00:13:08,620
I live on the corner
of Wyeth and Jefferson

330
00:13:08,653 --> 00:13:10,489
um right above the
world's best bodega.

331
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,628
Now you happen to
have your camera

332
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:15,901
on recording on that
exact intersection

333
00:13:15,934 --> 00:13:17,470
at that exact time?

334
00:13:17,503 --> 00:13:18,439
Yes.

335
00:13:20,543 --> 00:13:22,948
Please prepare yourselves
for what you're about to see.

336
00:13:26,989 --> 00:13:28,492
[audio playback]

337
00:13:28,525 --> 00:13:32,901
I want you to focus on the
tramp stamp‐‐ time stamp please.

338
00:13:32,935 --> 00:13:35,907
We're in out about three minutes
when the church bells start

339
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:39,915
to ring and the metadata
confirms that it is 4:00 PM.

340
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:44,224
We can jump ahead
to 13:32 and pause.

341
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,426
[audio playback]

342
00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:46,963
If you could just
zoom in even more.

343
00:13:46,996 --> 00:13:48,900
Yeah just even deeper,
as deep as possible

344
00:13:48,933 --> 00:13:52,407
on the incident‐‐ on the
police incident please.

345
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,910
Thank you.

346
00:13:53,943 --> 00:13:58,285
We see Darren Williams
4:10 PM on the dot.

347
00:13:58,318 --> 00:13:59,555
Play please.

348
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:03,262
As you can see two
officers approach Darren

349
00:14:03,295 --> 00:14:07,070
and while his hands are
still clearly raised,

350
00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:11,078
the officer trips shattering
his own elbow contradicting

351
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:14,484
their own statement that
there was aggravated assault.

352
00:14:14,517 --> 00:14:19,127
Now Ethan, does that look like
my client assaulting somebody

353
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,362
to you?

354
00:14:20,396 --> 00:14:21,498
Hard no.

355
00:14:21,531 --> 00:14:25,106
This tape is
unequivocal evidence

356
00:14:25,139 --> 00:14:28,312
that the police lied
about this incident

357
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:32,955
and continue to lie
about it to this day.

358
00:14:32,988 --> 00:14:35,192
So Ethan, what led
to your decision

359
00:14:35,226 --> 00:14:38,031
to masturbate to this sex tape?

360
00:14:38,065 --> 00:14:42,106
I guess I was lonely
and I had some work I

361
00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:47,584
was avoiding doing so I was
procrastinating, I guess.

362
00:14:47,618 --> 00:14:51,191
So the woman on the tape
identified as Vanessa Delacorte

363
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,360
is‐‐ um...

364
00:14:52,393 --> 00:14:53,362
well, there's
really no other way

365
00:14:53,395 --> 00:14:55,065
to say this‐‐ much more
attractive than you?

366
00:14:55,099 --> 00:14:55,700
Objection.

367
00:14:55,734 --> 00:14:57,638
Opinion not fact.

368
00:14:57,671 --> 00:14:58,673
Overruled.

369
00:14:58,706 --> 00:15:00,610
I'll allow it as fact.

370
00:15:00,644 --> 00:15:03,248
Had you two had sex before?

371
00:15:03,282 --> 00:15:04,517
Yeah, obviously.

372
00:15:04,552 --> 00:15:07,691
And she willingly
engaged in that again.

373
00:15:07,724 --> 00:15:08,459
Uh‐huh.

374
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:09,628
7:47 please.

375
00:15:09,662 --> 00:15:11,498
[audio playback]

376
00:15:11,531 --> 00:15:14,504
I mean, you can see
he is completely

377
00:15:14,537 --> 00:15:17,611
missing her entire area there.

378
00:15:17,644 --> 00:15:19,682
17:12, zoom in.

379
00:15:19,715 --> 00:15:20,650
Yes.

380
00:15:20,684 --> 00:15:22,688
And how old are you Ethan?

381
00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:23,656
Twenty nine.

382
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,629
Twenty nine years old.

383
00:15:26,662 --> 00:15:30,670
And yet that is clearly the
scrotum of a much older man.

384
00:15:30,704 --> 00:15:34,177
Left testicle almost twice the
size of the right testicle.

385
00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:38,085
It's just really‐‐ it's
just not adding up, is it?

386
00:15:38,118 --> 00:15:39,755
Now you have a lot
of Black friends,

387
00:15:39,788 --> 00:15:41,258
don't you Mr. Streiber?

388
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:41,993
Yeah, of course.

389
00:15:42,026 --> 00:15:43,128
A ton.

390
00:15:43,162 --> 00:15:45,600
Well, is it possible that
the man in the purple hoodie

391
00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:50,476
could be one of your friends,
perhaps a fellow crisis actor?

392
00:15:50,509 --> 00:15:52,180
Crisis actor?

393
00:15:52,213 --> 00:15:56,354
Finally, tell us Ethan, what
is the name of the folder

394
00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:58,292
that you keep this video in?

395
00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,762
Unreal.

396
00:15:59,795 --> 00:16:03,235
And what is the connection
of the content of Unreal?

397
00:16:03,268 --> 00:16:06,208
That's album in my phone
where I keep all my‐‐

398
00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:08,613
everybody's got that
place where they keep

399
00:16:08,646 --> 00:16:11,418
all the stuff that gets you‐‐

400
00:16:11,451 --> 00:16:12,420
Fantasies?

401
00:16:12,453 --> 00:16:13,288
Yeah, yeah.

402
00:16:13,322 --> 00:16:14,390
Exactly.

403
00:16:14,424 --> 00:16:19,067
That maybe never happened,
that are maybe unreal‐‐

404
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,804
Are they going to believe
this video was fake?

405
00:16:20,837 --> 00:16:22,506
‐‐which is more likely?

406
00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:26,047
A man who looks like this
who had sex with a woman who

407
00:16:26,081 --> 00:16:29,153
looks like that in
the most profoundly

408
00:16:29,187 --> 00:16:35,099
bizarre manner or a millennial
incel who is so desperate to be

409
00:16:35,132 --> 00:16:39,775
a hero to his progressive peers
that he might have fabricated

410
00:16:39,808 --> 00:16:48,225
a deepfake that is exactly
what he says it is, Unreal?

411
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:50,429
So here's how we're going
to bring Darren home,

412
00:16:50,462 --> 00:16:52,634
we're going to open up your
entire phone for everybody

413
00:16:52,668 --> 00:16:54,070
to see.

414
00:16:54,103 --> 00:16:55,740
Every picture, every
video, everything

415
00:16:55,774 --> 00:16:57,076
you've ever searched.

416
00:16:57,109 --> 00:16:58,613
We're going to
call on your exes.

417
00:16:58,646 --> 00:17:01,418
That's how we're going to paint
a complete picture of Ethan

418
00:17:01,451 --> 00:17:02,386
Streiber.

419
00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:03,690
No, no. no.
I'm just feeling‐‐ I'm sorry.

420
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:04,390
I'm sorry.

421
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,526
I'm feeling uncomfortable. OK.

422
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,330
I don't like that I've
become this like white Savior

423
00:17:07,363 --> 00:17:08,498
figure in this trial.

424
00:17:08,532 --> 00:17:09,568
I don't think
that's appropriate.

425
00:17:09,602 --> 00:17:12,306
This should be about you ladies
and Darren. Right?

426
00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:15,580
I‐‐ I just don't think that I
should be centered in this

427
00:17:15,614 --> 00:17:19,087
narrative. Okay. I need to
just remove myself. Okay...

428
00:17:19,722 --> 00:17:20,857
Oh, God.

429
00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:22,326
I feel so much better this
is the right move ultimately

430
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:23,195
I think. You know my

431
00:17:23,228 --> 00:17:24,230
e‐therapist keeps
telling me I need

432
00:17:24,264 --> 00:17:26,167
to listen to the physical
sensations in my body.

433
00:17:26,201 --> 00:17:27,771
So you fantastic
ladies are going

434
00:17:27,804 --> 00:17:29,540
to return to doing
what you're doing best

435
00:17:29,575 --> 00:17:32,446
and I will go back to
doing what I do best‐‐

436
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,152
donating, protesting, marching.

437
00:17:35,185 --> 00:17:37,490
Ethan, no. All right.

438
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:41,799
We are in too deep
to turn back now, OK?

439
00:17:41,832 --> 00:17:44,437
Either you let us open
up the Unreal folder‐‐

440
00:17:44,470 --> 00:17:48,345
and yeah it's embarrassing‐‐
or Darren Williams goes

441
00:17:48,378 --> 00:17:50,449
to prison for 15 years.

442
00:17:50,482 --> 00:17:52,888
It's time to pick a side Ethan.

443
00:17:52,921 --> 00:17:55,627
Are you with us or not?

444
00:18:12,193 --> 00:18:16,334
[music playing]
I now enter into evidence
the entire contents

445
00:18:16,368 --> 00:18:19,407
of Ethan Streiber's phone.

446
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:23,148
Please brace yourselves.

447
00:18:23,181 --> 00:18:26,354
I'm now opening
the folder, Unreal.

448
00:18:30,529 --> 00:18:37,309
Let the record show 47
homemade videos and 650 still

449
00:18:37,343 --> 00:18:39,548
images and screenshots,
some dating

450
00:18:39,581 --> 00:18:44,792
back as far as seven years all
establishing a relevant pattern

451
00:18:44,825 --> 00:18:48,666
that the sex you saw on tape
was consistent with his behavior

452
00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:50,570
and proclivities.

453
00:18:50,603 --> 00:18:53,710
I now call to the stand
Vanessa Delacorte, the woman

454
00:18:53,743 --> 00:18:57,183
who appeared in the video.

455
00:18:57,216 --> 00:19:00,790
Please proceed whenever
you're ready Ms. Delacorte.

456
00:19:00,824 --> 00:19:02,627
It's difficult for
me to be here today

457
00:19:02,661 --> 00:19:06,534
and to expose this chapter
of my life to the public.

458
00:19:06,569 --> 00:19:09,575
But I do it to shed light
on an important issue

459
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:12,446
larger than myself.

460
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:17,356
How our society gaslights
insecure young women

461
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:20,462
that they should be with
white men who have nothing

462
00:19:20,496 --> 00:19:25,907
to offer them but unearned
status, privilege,

463
00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:29,247
and arrogance.

464
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:34,558
I am here today to
tell the world I am not

465
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,227
the woman you saw on that tape.

466
00:19:39,735 --> 00:19:40,870
Not anymore.

467
00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:45,680
Thank you Ms. Delacorte.

468
00:19:45,713 --> 00:19:47,450
Let's just get to it, shall we?

469
00:19:47,483 --> 00:19:49,588
Did Ethan ever make you orgasm?

470
00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:50,757
Never.

471
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:51,859
And would you be
the type to fake it?

472
00:19:51,892 --> 00:19:53,629
He wouldn't have noticed.

473
00:19:53,663 --> 00:19:56,969
So could the screams on the tape
have been coming from Ethan?

474
00:19:57,002 --> 00:20:01,478
He made more of a grunting sound
like a car that couldn't start.

475
00:20:01,511 --> 00:20:04,818
Would you be so kind as to
demonstrate that for the jury?

476
00:20:04,852 --> 00:20:06,421
It's soon, it's
soon, it's soon‐‐

477
00:20:06,454 --> 00:20:07,591
It's soon, it soon, it soon‐‐

478
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:08,626
It's soon, it soon, it's soon‐‐

479
00:20:08,659 --> 00:20:09,695
It's soon it's soon it's soon

480
00:20:09,728 --> 00:20:11,665
It's now.

481
00:20:11,699 --> 00:20:13,736
A pattern emerges.

482
00:20:13,770 --> 00:20:15,038
He did this thing with his arms.

483
00:20:15,072 --> 00:20:18,311
This weird thing with his arms.

484
00:20:18,345 --> 00:20:19,480
[audio playback]

485
00:20:19,514 --> 00:20:21,518
A clear pattern.

486
00:20:21,552 --> 00:20:22,821
And what songs did he play?

487
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,490
It was always the same song‐‐

488
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:25,760
Back That Ass Up.

489
00:20:25,794 --> 00:20:27,764
We rarely made it
past Back That Ass Up.

490
00:20:27,798 --> 00:20:28,800
What did he call you?

491
00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:30,536
He called me slam piece.

492
00:20:30,570 --> 00:20:31,437
Slam piece.

493
00:20:31,471 --> 00:20:32,006
Slam piece.

494
00:20:32,039 --> 00:20:32,941
[audio playback]

495
00:20:32,974 --> 00:20:33,709
This is my slam piece

496
00:20:33,743 --> 00:20:35,078
[end playback]

497
00:20:35,112 --> 00:20:37,483
So a pattern.

498
00:20:37,516 --> 00:20:38,886
I am Ethan's doctor.

499
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:42,727
He has visited me for many
STD scares over the years.

500
00:20:42,761 --> 00:20:45,466
Most imagined several real.

501
00:20:45,499 --> 00:20:48,573
And yes this indeed
is his real scrotum.

502
00:20:48,606 --> 00:20:51,745
The man on the tape, is
the real Ethan Streiber.

503
00:20:51,779 --> 00:20:54,417
I never forget a
scrotum like that.

504
00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:55,452
Thank you doctor.

505
00:20:55,486 --> 00:20:56,956
No further questions.

506
00:20:56,989 --> 00:21:00,730
Now, you're not a licensed
therapist, is that correct?

507
00:21:00,763 --> 00:21:01,966
Right.

508
00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:05,005
I'm a team member
at your ecouncillor.

509
00:21:05,038 --> 00:21:08,011
And you might have some
insight into Ethan Streiber's

510
00:21:08,044 --> 00:21:08,980
psychology?

511
00:21:09,013 --> 00:21:10,415
Again, I'm a team member.

512
00:21:10,449 --> 00:21:12,821
I handle a lot of people.

513
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:18,833
Well, I went through more than
10,000 of Mr. Streiber's tweets

514
00:21:18,866 --> 00:21:22,072
and I just want to understand
the psychology and credibility

515
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:24,110
of that type of individual.

516
00:21:24,143 --> 00:21:26,615
This one calls for
abolishing the police.

517
00:21:26,649 --> 00:21:29,387
This one calls from
our law enforcement

518
00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:30,723
at a Tame Impala show.

519
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,827
Never trust the
government, never

520
00:21:32,861 --> 00:21:36,100
trust the
pharmaceutical industry,

521
00:21:36,134 --> 00:21:38,773
and then the government
is doing an amazing job

522
00:21:38,806 --> 00:21:40,042
rolling out the vaccine.

523
00:21:40,075 --> 00:21:42,112
You're an idiot if
you don't get it.

524
00:21:42,146 --> 00:21:44,383
This one says MJ is
the GOAT, this one

525
00:21:44,417 --> 00:21:45,854
says LeBron is the GOAT.

526
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:47,824
We can't have two GOATs.

527
00:21:47,858 --> 00:21:50,630
And what do you all
think of this one?

528
00:21:50,663 --> 00:21:54,136
"Maybe more cops will
go to jail if they

529
00:21:54,170 --> 00:21:58,880
didn't put the stupidest
people in America on juries."

530
00:22:08,131 --> 00:22:10,168
I shouldn't of taken this case.

531
00:22:10,202 --> 00:22:12,574
Why did you want
this case so badly?

532
00:22:12,607 --> 00:22:14,410
It‐‐ It just cut through my
inbox.

533
00:22:14,443 --> 00:22:15,479
You know.

534
00:22:15,512 --> 00:22:17,483
There's two types of tapes
that go around, right?

535
00:22:17,516 --> 00:22:19,922
There's the "stop
what you're doing,

536
00:22:19,955 --> 00:22:21,959
you have to watch this video."

537
00:22:21,992 --> 00:22:24,898
And then there's the
"stop what you're doing

538
00:22:24,932 --> 00:22:27,737
you have to watch this video."

539
00:22:27,771 --> 00:22:29,741
I thought the people that
tuned these things out

540
00:22:29,775 --> 00:22:32,446
might pay attention if it was
the kind of ridiculous video

541
00:22:32,479 --> 00:22:35,018
they watch every day.

542
00:22:35,052 --> 00:22:40,563
I had this big ridiculous dream
that I could change things,

543
00:22:40,597 --> 00:22:45,172
that I could make a difference,
and I took this big swing

544
00:22:45,205 --> 00:22:49,715
and now real people are
caught up in my mistake.

545
00:22:49,748 --> 00:22:52,754
The jury just thinks
he's a woke ally

546
00:22:52,787 --> 00:22:56,729
or whatever he's
not even that guy.

547
00:22:56,762 --> 00:23:00,937
I get that you are supposed
to learn from your mistakes

548
00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:06,749
but it is not fair that
people have to pay for mine.

549
00:23:06,782 --> 00:23:09,120
You know what's funny?

550
00:23:09,153 --> 00:23:10,188
No.

551
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:14,230
The worst this case goes
the more I believe in you.

552
00:23:14,263 --> 00:23:16,234
What does that mean?

553
00:23:16,267 --> 00:23:19,941
I can see your ambition.

554
00:23:19,975 --> 00:23:21,845
I can see your heart.

555
00:23:23,014 --> 00:23:24,584
You know...

556
00:23:24,618 --> 00:23:27,724
Sometimes pressure brings
out who people really are.

557
00:23:37,242 --> 00:23:38,011
I don't think so.

558
00:23:38,044 --> 00:23:40,583
[phone ringing]

559
00:23:47,196 --> 00:23:48,331
What's up dad?

560
00:23:48,365 --> 00:23:52,874
Tom Brady after every game
he reviewed the game tapes.

561
00:23:52,907 --> 00:23:56,114
See what went wrong, what
could have gone better,

562
00:23:56,147 --> 00:23:58,619
look I just want to
say I'm proud of you.

563
00:23:58,653 --> 00:23:59,788
You're going to get better to.

564
00:23:59,821 --> 00:24:01,491
[phone ringing]

565
00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:01,892
Oh, my God.

566
00:24:04,931 --> 00:24:06,167
Oh, my God.

567
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,773
It leaked. Oh shit.

568
00:24:11,645 --> 00:24:13,181
Yo all the porn
sites are shutting down.

569
00:24:13,214 --> 00:24:15,553
There's no one going to trying
to beat their meat to this.

570
00:24:15,586 --> 00:24:17,957
All of a sudden you get
home, hop on p‐hub, they

571
00:24:17,991 --> 00:24:20,897
got the social justice
category right above step up.

572
00:24:20,930 --> 00:24:22,567
I love those guys.

573
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,771
I'm about to make this shit
light up Tik‐Tok right now.

574
00:24:24,805 --> 00:24:26,909
I don't even want to see a dance
move based on the shot.

575
00:24:26,942 --> 00:24:30,550
[music playing]

576
00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:31,184
Fuck.

577
00:24:36,962 --> 00:24:38,699
I got a small penis on how
to plump it like a Reebok.

578
00:24:38,733 --> 00:24:39,968
[laughter]

579
00:24:40,001 --> 00:24:43,208
On the bridge he's like,
Black Lives Matter.

580
00:24:43,241 --> 00:24:44,811
[laughter]

581
00:24:44,845 --> 00:24:45,813
[shouts]

582
00:24:47,082 --> 00:24:52,126
A police incident. A sex tape.
And a highly unusual scrotum.

583
00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:55,767
I'm Michael, this is the daily.

584
00:25:05,753 --> 00:25:08,058
The tape leaked.

585
00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:08,793
Who leaked it?

586
00:25:11,732 --> 00:25:13,101
Your office had it?

587
00:25:13,134 --> 00:25:14,203
Who would leak it?

588
00:25:14,236 --> 00:25:16,608
W‐‐ What the hell this turning
into?

589
00:25:16,642 --> 00:25:18,979
I didn't want to be
a famous case.

590
00:25:19,013 --> 00:25:19,815
Darren.

591
00:25:19,848 --> 00:25:21,952
What?

592
00:25:21,985 --> 00:25:24,624
I need you to trust me on this.

593
00:25:24,658 --> 00:25:26,160
I got this.

594
00:25:26,194 --> 00:25:27,831
Then get it.

595
00:25:27,864 --> 00:25:30,636
How would the defense
like to proceed?

596
00:25:30,670 --> 00:25:32,306
Your Honor, the
defense would like

597
00:25:32,339 --> 00:25:36,615
to recall Ethan Streiber
back to the stand.

598
00:25:36,648 --> 00:25:38,017
What the fuck?

599
00:25:38,051 --> 00:25:40,355
Ms. Stone, you've already
examined this witness.

600
00:25:40,388 --> 00:25:42,292
I know Your Honor
and I would not

601
00:25:42,326 --> 00:25:44,631
do this if it wasn't serious.

602
00:25:44,664 --> 00:25:47,570
The defense believes the witness
may have perjured himself.

603
00:25:50,075 --> 00:25:51,043
Very well.

604
00:25:51,077 --> 00:25:52,714
Are you fucking kidding me?

605
00:26:02,801 --> 00:26:04,203
Ethan do you know
why I've called you

606
00:26:04,236 --> 00:26:06,307
back up to the stand?

607
00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:08,011
There's a pattern
of discrepancies

608
00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:12,286
between who you say you
are and who you really are.

609
00:26:12,319 --> 00:26:14,991
You went to the
women's march and yet

610
00:26:15,025 --> 00:26:17,329
we all saw how you
talked to Vanessa.

611
00:26:17,362 --> 00:26:18,933
I'll strive to do better.

612
00:26:18,966 --> 00:26:21,772
Under oath you said
you had and I quote,

613
00:26:21,805 --> 00:26:23,676
"A ton of Black friends."

614
00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:25,045
Sick.
Yes, I do.

615
00:26:25,078 --> 00:26:26,815
Why would I apologize for that?

616
00:26:26,849 --> 00:26:30,222
Ethan, can you name a single
black friend of yours?

617
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:30,723
Yeah.

618
00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:33,161
Can I, yes. Um...

619
00:26:33,194 --> 00:26:35,298
Joe.

620
00:26:35,332 --> 00:26:38,104
Joe from my building.

621
00:26:38,137 --> 00:26:40,910
Let's see FM, he's my‐‐

622
00:26:40,943 --> 00:26:42,246
from the fund.

623
00:26:42,279 --> 00:26:44,918
Ethan we have the entire
contents of your phone

624
00:26:44,951 --> 00:26:46,822
entered into evidence.

625
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:50,897
Would I find either of
those two numbers on there?

626
00:26:50,930 --> 00:26:51,798
I'm sure.

627
00:26:51,832 --> 00:26:53,201
On a group text maybe.

628
00:26:56,007 --> 00:26:56,842
What about you?

629
00:26:56,875 --> 00:26:58,378
You're my friend.

630
00:26:58,411 --> 00:26:59,781
Ethan I'm not your friend.

631
00:27:05,392 --> 00:27:07,129
OK, you know what?

632
00:27:07,162 --> 00:27:07,964
You know what?

633
00:27:07,997 --> 00:27:09,868
All I wanted to do is help.
Okay.

634
00:27:09,901 --> 00:27:10,903
And everybody is just‐‐

635
00:27:10,937 --> 00:27:14,878
everybody is just
making it impossible. Okay.

636
00:27:14,911 --> 00:27:18,786
Everybody is dragging me for
not being a perfect person.

637
00:27:18,819 --> 00:27:21,257
I've really done everything
I can think of to do.

638
00:27:21,290 --> 00:27:23,729
I posted that black square,
I deleted that black square,

639
00:27:23,762 --> 00:27:25,265
I reposted the black
square, and then I

640
00:27:25,298 --> 00:27:26,267
redeleted the black square.

641
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:29,273
And literally nothing
is ever enough. Okay.

642
00:27:29,306 --> 00:27:31,143
And everyone on
all sides is just

643
00:27:31,177 --> 00:27:33,414
destroying me to show
how good they are.

644
00:27:33,448 --> 00:27:35,753
Well, how am I supposed
to get a job after this?

645
00:27:35,786 --> 00:27:37,222
Hm? You ever thought of that?

646
00:27:37,256 --> 00:27:39,761
How am I ever going
to get a date after this?

647
00:27:39,794 --> 00:27:42,232
Do you realize how deeply
fucked up this is for me.

648
00:27:42,266 --> 00:27:43,167
[gavel being hit]
Language.

649
00:27:43,201 --> 00:27:44,905
No, no, no, no.
This system is fucked up.

650
00:27:44,938 --> 00:27:45,773
You know what? Actually,

651
00:27:45,806 --> 00:27:47,844
actually both
systems are fucked up.

652
00:27:47,877 --> 00:27:49,413
The justice system wants
to fuck people like Darren.

653
00:27:49,446 --> 00:27:51,818
And the social justice system
wants to fuck people like me.

654
00:27:51,852 --> 00:27:52,486
[gavel being hit]

655
00:27:52,519 --> 00:27:53,856
And I'm not perfect.

656
00:27:53,889 --> 00:27:55,358
Did I ever say
that I was perfect?

657
00:27:55,392 --> 00:27:58,298
I am so deeply fucked up in
a myriad of fucked up ways

658
00:27:58,331 --> 00:28:00,870
just like everybody
fucking in this room is.

659
00:28:00,903 --> 00:28:03,241
But I try so hard.

660
00:28:03,274 --> 00:28:05,245
I really try all the time
to do the right thing

661
00:28:05,278 --> 00:28:07,249
but it seems like the
harder I try the more

662
00:28:07,282 --> 00:28:09,053
I just get incessantly shit on.

663
00:28:09,086 --> 00:28:10,856
So forget it.

664
00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:14,330
I quit, it's all over, fuck
this court, fuck this system,

665
00:28:14,363 --> 00:28:15,866
and fuck this woke bullshit.

666
00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:18,104
[gavel being hit]

667
00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:32,032
The defense rests.

668
00:28:32,065 --> 00:28:35,071
Witness dismissed.

669
00:28:35,105 --> 00:28:37,777
It must be nice to be
able to get that man.

670
00:28:55,145 --> 00:28:56,314
Has the jury reached a verdict?

671
00:28:59,453 --> 00:29:03,829
Your Honor, the jury finds
the defendant not guilty.

672
00:29:03,862 --> 00:29:04,229
Yeah.

673
00:29:04,263 --> 00:29:05,031
[shouts]

674
00:29:05,065 --> 00:29:06,300
Yes.

675
00:29:06,334 --> 00:29:06,935
Yes.

676
00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:17,991
[gavel being hit]

677
00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:18,959
Is that what it took?

678
00:29:21,565 --> 00:29:23,969
Y'all wouldn't be here
if it wasn't for that tape.

679
00:29:24,003 --> 00:29:26,407
Is that what it takes?

680
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,277
[laughter]

681
00:29:28,311 --> 00:29:31,350
Is that what it
takes like seriously?

682
00:29:31,384 --> 00:29:36,093
Do these videos have to be
more obscene every time?

683
00:29:36,127 --> 00:29:40,001
More shocking every time?

684
00:29:40,035 --> 00:29:44,844
I just want to take this time
to thank my lawyer Eve Stone,

685
00:29:44,878 --> 00:29:46,414
I want to thank
the judge, I want

686
00:29:46,447 --> 00:29:51,892
to thank the jury, the bailiff,
the stenographer, and Jesus.

687
00:29:51,925 --> 00:29:52,894
I want to thank Jesus‐‐

688
00:29:52,927 --> 00:29:53,562
Sketch?

689
00:29:53,595 --> 00:29:54,964
The sketch artist.

690
00:29:54,998 --> 00:29:56,534
I want to thank‐‐

691
00:29:56,568 --> 00:29:59,039
I want to thank you all for
having to sit through all that.

692
00:29:59,073 --> 00:30:00,508
Wow.

693
00:30:00,542 --> 00:30:04,617
I got to thank my aunt,
she came through everyday‐‐

694
00:30:04,651 --> 00:30:07,089
That's a great speech.

695
00:30:07,122 --> 00:30:10,095
I didn't make it in but‐‐

696
00:30:10,128 --> 00:30:14,370
Ethan, you know he's
grateful to you too.

697
00:30:14,403 --> 00:30:17,542
You said I'd be a hero for this.

698
00:30:17,577 --> 00:30:18,979
I didn't say you'd look like
one.

699
00:30:32,305 --> 00:30:33,474
This is just the beginning.

700
00:30:33,508 --> 00:30:35,478
I'm never going to
forget any of this.

701
00:30:35,512 --> 00:30:38,184
While I have you attention, I
guess it really just comes down

702
00:30:38,217 --> 00:30:39,319
to this.

703
00:30:39,353 --> 00:30:41,257
In the sex tape
that is life always

704
00:30:41,290 --> 00:30:44,329
remember there's probably
somebody getting screwed

705
00:30:44,363 --> 00:30:46,935
even harder out of frame.

706
00:30:46,968 --> 00:30:48,204
Wow.

707
00:30:48,237 --> 00:30:50,075
And not everybody
has a tape like this.

708
00:30:50,108 --> 00:30:53,949
As a matter of fact, not
anybody has a tape like this.

709
00:30:53,982 --> 00:30:56,353
[laughter]

710
00:30:56,387 --> 00:30:57,355
Nicely done.

711
00:30:57,389 --> 00:31:00,663
[music playing]