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What is comedy?

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I'm just kidding.

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What have I really began
the show like that?

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Hi, I'm BJ Novak,
I am so excited to welcome

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you to my television
show, its called The Premise.

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Every episode is different,
different cast,

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different story.

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Here we go.

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[music playing]

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Ethan Streiber is
the kind of guy

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who would do anything
to be an ally.

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He's about to find out
what anything means.

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This is social justice sex tape.

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[music playing]

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I didn't do anything
you were there.

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What did I do?

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I didn't do anything.

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Hey!

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[car door slams]

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[music playing]

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This is an injustice.

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You watched the season
finale without me?

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OK.

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Well, obviously I have
a lot of work second

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your associate gets
everybody's bitch work.

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Hey, gunner.

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Thank you.

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OK.

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Well, when Rayna gives
me one of my own cases

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you won't see me for months.

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Oh, it makes me deeply,
deeply happy to be

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talking to donors like you.

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I mean, my favorite
part of my job

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is actually talking to donors.

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Are you kidding me?

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Oh, you know what?

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I'm so sorry.
I got to go.

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Stacey Abrams has actually
just walked into my office.

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Yes.

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The real Stacey Abrams,
can you believe it?

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I'll tell her you said hi.

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OK.

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Bye.

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Getting your salary gunner.

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What's up?

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Do you remember the Darren
Williams arrest in Bed‐Stuy?

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Charged with aggravated
assault, he says the cop tripped

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and fell on his own.

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Body cams were off‐‐

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Yes, I'm familiar.

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Why?

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What am I looking at?

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Wait a second, is that‐‐

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I know.

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Is that‐‐

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Yup.

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‐A sex tape?
‐Darren Williams.

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Have you ever seen
anything like this before?

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I was referring to the context.

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Who's handling this case?

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A public defender.

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All right.

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For now.

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[laughter]

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We have to take this case.

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Oh, God.

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No, no, no, no, no, here.

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I wish we could take
all the cases, I do.

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But for every case that we take,
there's the ones that we don't.

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And do you seriously
want to go up

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against the cops with a sex
tape and a defendant that

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has a record?

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You have 1,000 emails fighting
for your attention, why would

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you want to lose on this one?

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We no longer have the freedom
of having nothing to lose, OK?

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Our reputation is our power.

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Rayna, in my gut I know
that this is important.

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I know there's been cases
I've pushed in the past but

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this one is different.
I know we can win.

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OK.

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Fine.

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You think this is
important then you

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go ahead and see what's there.

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And if there is, first chair.

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OK.

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Yeah?

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I got this.

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You got this?

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I'm going to take this tape
and get Darren Williams off.

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That came out wrong, didn't it?

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Get out of here.

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Mr. Williams, my name is Eve
stone, I'm a lawyer at CRA.

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We're a non‐profit
law firm and I'm

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interested in taking your case.

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I've been here for
like three months... why?

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Apparently there's a tape.

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Like a security cam?

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Not exactly.

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Is this you?

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No.

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Wha‐‐ What's wrong with you?

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Why would you show me that?

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I'm sorry.

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Obviously I'm so sorry that‐‐

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this part is this you?

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Is that you?

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Yeah.

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That's me.

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Your lawyer told me
you're planning to plead.

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I think we can
take this to trial.

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I'm a father facing 15.

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See they don't make this
shit easy in here at all.

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Darren I know that
you're innocent

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and I know I can prove it.

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Have you done cases
like this before?

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I haven't led a trial before.

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But there's never been a
trial like this before.

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OK.

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OK.

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Where did you get the tape from?

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Hey there, Ethan Streiber.

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I don't know if anyone
has announced me.

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I'm here to actually
present some evidence.

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So‐‐

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That is definitely him.

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He's here?

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‐Yeah.
‐OK.

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Hello, hello, hello.

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‐Hello.
‐Hey there.

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‐Hi, Ethan.
‐Hi.

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I'm Eve Stone, and this
is our founding partner

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Rayna Bradshaw.

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Lovely to meet you.

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I know all about your work.

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Can I just tell you?

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You're as stunning
as you are brilliant.

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Oh, thank you.

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Thank you.

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Come on in and sit down.

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So let's start
from the beginning.

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Absolutely.

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I grew up in Westchester and I
went to college at Middlebury.

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I studied creative writing.

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I did a bit of acappella with
the premier group on campus.

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Ethan, sorry.

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I believe she meant the
beginning of the tape.

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Where the tape starts.

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Duh! I live in Bed‐Stuy which is
a very diverse neighborhood.

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Gentrifying very quickly.

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Well, not if I can help it.

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Um it was a typical day for me.

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I was getting home
from a fundraiser

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where I heard Evon
Max Kennedy speak

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which was so illuminating.

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I was really pumped
up so I got to work

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amplifying important
voices and causes online.

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After a grueling workout,
with a couple of pals.

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I feel like I had
earned a little break

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so I decided to take
a stroll down memory

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lane with one of our
old romantic videos

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we made back in March.

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Sex‐‐

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And the romantic video is filmed
at the exact date and time

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of the Darren Williams arrest?

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Exactly.

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Who is my slam piece?

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That's you baby.

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[indistinct noises]

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Holy shit.

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Holy shit.

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Fuck.

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And that is when you
reached out to us?

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Yes.

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As soon as I finished watching
the tape I reached right out.

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So when you finished?

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And so I sent you the two
screenshots which are basically

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Exhibit A, Exhibit
B. They completely

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exonerate Darren Williams.

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Show those things, boom
case fucking closed.

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W‐‐ Not exactly.

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I know.

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I believe we're going to need
to see the video in full.

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Yeah, for context.

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Yeah, yeah.

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That's no big deal.

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Sure.

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It's right on there.

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Thank you.

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We can just airplay it.

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OK.

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[audio playback]

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That's it.

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Have you agreed
to do this babe?

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‐Put on some music?
‐Sure.

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[music playing]

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You want it in there?

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‐Oh, yeah.
‐Yeah?

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Just give me a couple
of miuntes here.

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[end playback]

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Wow.

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Oh, goodness.

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I'm sorry is that a
lower back tattoo.

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And what does that say?

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Fat.

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It says fate.

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Oh, that's nice.

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Thanks.

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It's the Fresh Prince photo.

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Fuck yeah.

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Can we maybe just
close the blinds first?

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Oh, there it is.

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Is that it?

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OK.

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Look.

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He trips and falls and
Darren's hands are still up.

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This destroys cops the
entire narrative.

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This makes the case.

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This is it.

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This is amazing.

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Wow, OK. Um.

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So. so sorry.

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Just for some
clarity here, is this

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going to be shown in court?

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This video, like open court?

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Oh, but don't worry, no.

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People have seen worse.

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Seriously.

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They see dead bodies,
maimed bodies‐‐

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Oh.

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Oh, rats.

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I just remembered something.

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You know how badly
I want to help

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but I don't have Vanessa's
consent to show this video.

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And she and I actually broke up.

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I don't think it's fair
to trigger her by bringing

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this all up again and‐‐

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I totally understand.

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I will call her for you.

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[screams]

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Yeah, yeah.

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Handled.

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[audio playback]

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Who is my slam piece?

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It's you baby.

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Yeah, do you like that?

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It's just sex, right?

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It's just the
birds and the bees.

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Do you know what I mean?

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It's funny.

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Porn gives people such a
distorted mental image of sex.

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Right.

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This is what it's
supposed to look like.

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Sure.

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She's in.

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Oh, fantastic.

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Great.

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OK.

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‐Contact him for us.
‐OK.

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Hey, maybe we could just play
devil's advocate for a second.

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Darren Williams, he's a bit
of a complicated guy, right?

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I mean, he's got
a criminal record?

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Well, you know he's an
activist and lots of activists

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have criminal records.

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Yeah.

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No, no, no, I have absolutely
zero issue with it.

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I think it's great
to have a record.

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I ultimately wish
that I had a record.

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But I think‐‐

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I'm just wondering what the
jury will think of that.

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Oh, you don't have
to worry about that.

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We leave that to Eve.

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Here's the thing,
I can't believe

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I'm even going to say this.

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But everything I've
been seeing on the news

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I don't know that this
is even going to make

276
00:10:00,811 --> 00:10:02,314
that big of a difference.

277
00:10:02,347 --> 00:10:05,253
I mean, do we even really
trust the legal system here

278
00:10:05,286 --> 00:10:07,190
in this messed up
racist country?

279
00:10:07,224 --> 00:10:11,232
I mean, it's saddening to say
but maybe Malcolm was right.

280
00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:14,004
Maybe the system
is beyond saving.

281
00:10:14,037 --> 00:10:15,373
Did Malcolm say that?

282
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:19,081
I've dedicated my entire
life to the opposite belief.

283
00:10:19,114 --> 00:10:22,722
Even what happened to
anything for the cause.

284
00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:27,230
Look I protest, I donate,
I march regularly.

285
00:10:27,264 --> 00:10:28,867
Thank you.

286
00:10:28,901 --> 00:10:30,236
I really believe in my bones
that Black lives matter.

287
00:10:30,270 --> 00:10:31,272
They do.

288
00:10:31,305 --> 00:10:34,913
It's just so much more
than anything honestly.

289
00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:40,023
But‐‐

290
00:10:43,062 --> 00:10:46,937
Ethan, I know you want
to make a difference

291
00:10:46,970 --> 00:10:50,845
and maybe this isn't
how you imagined it.

292
00:10:50,878 --> 00:10:53,984
But this is your
chance to be a hero.

293
00:10:54,017 --> 00:10:57,257
This is your chance to make a
difference, a big difference

294
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,394
in a man's life.

295
00:10:59,428 --> 00:11:05,306
Ethan, this is your shot.

296
00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:09,649
And Ethan, you are not
throwing away your shot.

297
00:11:10,450 --> 00:11:14,057
I'm not throwing away my shot.

298
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:14,959
I'll do it.

299
00:11:14,993 --> 00:11:16,262
OK.

300
00:11:16,295 --> 00:11:17,197
Bravo.

301
00:11:27,484 --> 00:11:28,854
We love you, Darren.

302
00:11:37,103 --> 00:11:38,974
Hey, man I'm so
sorry to bug you.

303
00:11:39,007 --> 00:11:40,443
Um we actually haven't had
a chance to meet yet

304
00:11:40,476 --> 00:11:42,280
but I'm just a huge
fan of your activism.

305
00:11:42,314 --> 00:11:43,149
You actually quote‐‐

306
00:11:43,182 --> 00:11:44,752
All rise.

307
00:11:44,786 --> 00:11:46,823
All right, cool man.
Thanks.

308
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:50,163
You may be seated.

309
00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:53,503
[gavel being hit]

310
00:11:53,537 --> 00:11:55,841
Court is now in session.

311
00:11:55,874 --> 00:12:00,985
You will hear sworn testimony
from two heroic officers

312
00:12:01,018 --> 00:12:03,924
who survived a brutal
attack by the defendant.

313
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:08,432
And what will the defense
offer you, a sex tape.

314
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,838
Well, if that is all
that the defense is

315
00:12:10,871 --> 00:12:12,407
going to bring to
the table then we

316
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:18,452
will be forced to pick
it apart frame by frame.

317
00:12:18,486 --> 00:12:21,526
The prosecution and the
defense agree on one thing,

318
00:12:21,559 --> 00:12:25,300
this case is all
about the evidence.

319
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,337
What you see will shock

320
00:12:27,370 --> 00:12:32,414
you, it will disgust you, but
if you are truly brave enough

321
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:36,221
to look really
carefully you will see

322
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,326
something equally upsetting.

323
00:12:41,298 --> 00:12:43,035
Injustice.

324
00:12:45,541 --> 00:12:48,880
Ethan, the police report
states that Darren Williams was

325
00:12:48,914 --> 00:12:52,454
on the corner of Wyeth
and Jefferson at 4:10 PM,

326
00:12:52,487 --> 00:12:55,093
can you confirm the
location of your apartment?

327
00:12:55,126 --> 00:12:56,061
Sure.

328
00:12:56,095 --> 00:12:58,567
I live on the corner
of Wyeth and Jefferson

329
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,436
um right above the
world's best bodega.

330
00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:02,575
Now you happen to
have your camera

331
00:13:02,608 --> 00:13:05,848
on recording on that
exact intersection

332
00:13:05,881 --> 00:13:07,417
at that exact time?

333
00:13:07,450 --> 00:13:08,386
Yes.

334
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,895
Please prepare yourselves
for what you're about to see.

335
00:13:16,936 --> 00:13:18,439
[audio playback]

336
00:13:18,472 --> 00:13:22,848
I want you to focus on the
tramp stamp‐‐ time stamp please.

337
00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:25,854
We're in out about three minutes
when the church bells start

338
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:29,862
to ring and the metadata
confirms that it is 4:00 PM.

339
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:34,171
We can jump ahead
to 13:32 and pause.

340
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:35,373
[audio playback]

341
00:13:35,406 --> 00:13:36,910
If you could just
zoom in even more.

342
00:13:36,943 --> 00:13:38,847
Yeah just even deeper,
as deep as possible

343
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:42,354
on the incident‐‐ on the
police incident please.

344
00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:43,857
Thank you.

345
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:48,232
We see Darren Williams
4:10 PM on the dot.

346
00:13:48,265 --> 00:13:49,502
Play please.

347
00:13:49,535 --> 00:13:53,209
As you can see two
officers approach Darren

348
00:13:53,242 --> 00:13:57,017
and while his hands are
still clearly raised,

349
00:13:57,050 --> 00:14:01,025
the officer trips shattering
his own elbow contradicting

350
00:14:01,058 --> 00:14:04,431
their own statement that
there was aggravated assault.

351
00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:09,074
Now Ethan, does that look like
my client assaulting somebody

352
00:14:09,107 --> 00:14:10,309
to you?

353
00:14:10,343 --> 00:14:11,445
Hard no.

354
00:14:11,478 --> 00:14:15,053
This tape is
unequivocal evidence

355
00:14:15,086 --> 00:14:18,259
that the police lied
about this incident

356
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:22,902
and continue to lie
about it to this day.

357
00:14:22,935 --> 00:14:25,139
So Ethan, what led
to your decision

358
00:14:25,173 --> 00:14:27,978
to masturbate to this sex tape?

359
00:14:28,012 --> 00:14:32,053
I guess I was lonely
and I had some work I

360
00:14:32,087 --> 00:14:37,531
was avoiding doing so I was
procrastinating, I guess.

361
00:14:37,565 --> 00:14:41,138
So the woman on the tape
identified as Vanessa Delacorte

362
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,307
is‐‐ um...

363
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,309
well, there's
really no other way

364
00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:45,012
to say this‐‐ much more
attractive than you?

365
00:14:45,046 --> 00:14:45,647
Objection.

366
00:14:45,681 --> 00:14:47,585
Opinion not fact.

367
00:14:47,618 --> 00:14:48,620
Overruled.

368
00:14:48,653 --> 00:14:50,557
I'll allow it as fact.

369
00:14:50,591 --> 00:14:53,195
Had you two had sex before?

370
00:14:53,229 --> 00:14:54,464
Yeah, obviously.

371
00:14:54,499 --> 00:14:57,638
And she willingly
engaged in that again.

372
00:14:57,671 --> 00:14:58,406
Uh‐huh.

373
00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,575
7:47 please.

374
00:14:59,609 --> 00:15:01,445
[audio playback]

375
00:15:01,478 --> 00:15:04,451
I mean, you can see
he is completely

376
00:15:04,484 --> 00:15:07,558
missing her entire area there.

377
00:15:07,591 --> 00:15:09,629
17:12, zoom in.

378
00:15:09,662 --> 00:15:10,597
Yes.

379
00:15:10,631 --> 00:15:12,635
And how old are you Ethan?

380
00:15:12,668 --> 00:15:13,603
Twenty nine.

381
00:15:13,637 --> 00:15:16,576
Twenty nine years old.

382
00:15:16,609 --> 00:15:20,617
And yet that is clearly the
scrotum of a much older man.

383
00:15:20,651 --> 00:15:24,124
Left testicle almost twice the
size of the right testicle.

384
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:28,032
It's just really‐‐ it's
just not adding up, is it?

385
00:15:28,065 --> 00:15:29,702
Now you have a lot
of Black friends,

386
00:15:29,735 --> 00:15:31,205
don't you Mr. Streiber?

387
00:15:31,238 --> 00:15:31,940
Yeah, of course.

388
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,075
A ton.

389
00:15:33,109 --> 00:15:35,547
Well, is it possible that
the man in the purple hoodie

390
00:15:35,581 --> 00:15:40,423
could be one of your friends,
perhaps a fellow crisis actor?

391
00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:42,127
Crisis actor?

392
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:46,301
Finally, tell us Ethan, what
is the name of the folder

393
00:15:46,335 --> 00:15:48,239
that you keep this video in?

394
00:15:48,272 --> 00:15:49,709
Unreal.

395
00:15:49,742 --> 00:15:53,182
And what is the connection
of the content of Unreal?

396
00:15:53,215 --> 00:15:56,155
That's album in my phone
where I keep all my‐‐

397
00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:58,560
everybody's got that
place where they keep

398
00:15:58,593 --> 00:16:01,365
all the stuff that gets you‐‐

399
00:16:01,398 --> 00:16:02,367
Fantasies?

400
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,235
Yeah, yeah.

401
00:16:03,269 --> 00:16:04,337
Exactly.

402
00:16:04,371 --> 00:16:09,014
That maybe never happened,
that are maybe unreal‐‐

403
00:16:09,047 --> 00:16:10,751
Are they going to believe
this video was fake?

404
00:16:10,784 --> 00:16:12,453
‐‐which is more likely?

405
00:16:12,487 --> 00:16:15,994
A man who looks like this
who had sex with a woman who

406
00:16:16,028 --> 00:16:19,100
looks like that in
the most profoundly

407
00:16:19,134 --> 00:16:25,046
bizarre manner or a millennial
incel who is so desperate to be

408
00:16:25,079 --> 00:16:29,722
a hero to his progressive peers
that he might have fabricated

409
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:38,172
a deepfake that is exactly
what he says it is, Unreal?

410
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,376
So here's how we're going
to bring Darren home,

411
00:16:40,409 --> 00:16:42,581
we're going to open up your
entire phone for everybody

412
00:16:42,615 --> 00:16:44,017
to see.

413
00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:45,687
Every picture, every
video, everything

414
00:16:45,721 --> 00:16:47,023
you've ever searched.

415
00:16:47,056 --> 00:16:48,560
We're going to
call on your exes.

416
00:16:48,593 --> 00:16:51,365
That's how we're going to paint
a complete picture of Ethan

417
00:16:51,398 --> 00:16:52,333
Streiber.

418
00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:53,637
No, no. no.
I'm just feeling‐‐ I'm sorry.

419
00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:54,337
I'm sorry.

420
00:16:54,371 --> 00:16:55,473
I'm feeling uncomfortable. OK.

421
00:16:55,507 --> 00:16:57,277
I don't like that I've
become this like white Savior

422
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:58,445
figure in this trial.

423
00:16:58,479 --> 00:16:59,515
I don't think
that's appropriate.

424
00:16:59,549 --> 00:17:02,253
This should be about you ladies
and Darren. Right?

425
00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:05,527
I‐‐ I just don't think that I
should be centered in this

426
00:17:05,561 --> 00:17:09,034
narrative. Okay. I need to
just remove myself. Okay...

427
00:17:09,669 --> 00:17:10,804
Oh, God.

428
00:17:10,837 --> 00:17:12,273
I feel so much better this
is the right move ultimately

429
00:17:12,307 --> 00:17:13,142
I think. You know my

430
00:17:13,175 --> 00:17:14,177
e‐therapist keeps
telling me I need

431
00:17:14,211 --> 00:17:16,114
to listen to the physical
sensations in my body.

432
00:17:16,148 --> 00:17:17,718
So you fantastic
ladies are going

433
00:17:17,751 --> 00:17:19,487
to return to doing
what you're doing best

434
00:17:19,522 --> 00:17:22,393
and I will go back to
doing what I do best‐‐

435
00:17:22,427 --> 00:17:25,099
donating, protesting, marching.

436
00:17:25,132 --> 00:17:27,437
Ethan, no. All right.

437
00:17:27,470 --> 00:17:31,746
We are in too deep
to turn back now, OK?

438
00:17:31,779 --> 00:17:34,384
Either you let us open
up the Unreal folder‐‐

439
00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:38,292
and yeah it's embarrassing‐‐
or Darren Williams goes

440
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,396
to prison for 15 years.

441
00:17:40,429 --> 00:17:42,835
It's time to pick a side Ethan.

442
00:17:42,868 --> 00:17:45,574
Are you with us or not?

443
00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:06,281
[music playing]
I now enter into evidence
the entire contents

444
00:18:06,315 --> 00:18:09,354
of Ethan Streiber's phone.

445
00:18:09,387 --> 00:18:13,095
Please brace yourselves.

446
00:18:13,128 --> 00:18:16,301
I'm now opening
the folder, Unreal.

447
00:18:20,476 --> 00:18:27,256
Let the record show 47
homemade videos and 650 still

448
00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:29,495
images and screenshots,
some dating

449
00:18:29,528 --> 00:18:34,739
back as far as seven years all
establishing a relevant pattern

450
00:18:34,772 --> 00:18:38,613
that the sex you saw on tape
was consistent with his behavior

451
00:18:38,647 --> 00:18:40,517
and proclivities.

452
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:43,657
I now call to the stand
Vanessa Delacorte, the woman

453
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:47,130
who appeared in the video.

454
00:18:47,163 --> 00:18:50,737
Please proceed whenever
you're ready Ms. Delacorte.

455
00:18:50,771 --> 00:18:52,574
It's difficult for
me to be here today

456
00:18:52,608 --> 00:18:56,481
and to expose this chapter
of my life to the public.

457
00:18:56,516 --> 00:18:59,522
But I do it to shed light
on an important issue

458
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,393
larger than myself.

459
00:19:02,427 --> 00:19:07,303
How our society gaslights
insecure young women

460
00:19:07,337 --> 00:19:10,409
that they should be with
white men who have nothing

461
00:19:10,443 --> 00:19:15,854
to offer them but unearned
status, privilege,

462
00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:19,194
and arrogance.

463
00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:24,505
I am here today to
tell the world I am not

464
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,174
the woman you saw on that tape.

465
00:19:29,682 --> 00:19:30,817
Not anymore.

466
00:19:33,957 --> 00:19:35,627
Thank you Ms. Delacorte.

467
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:37,397
Let's just get to it, shall we?

468
00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:39,535
Did Ethan ever make you orgasm?

469
00:19:39,568 --> 00:19:40,704
Never.

470
00:19:40,737 --> 00:19:41,806
And would you be
the type to fake it?

471
00:19:41,839 --> 00:19:43,576
He wouldn't have noticed.

472
00:19:43,610 --> 00:19:46,916
So could the screams on the tape
have been coming from Ethan?

473
00:19:46,949 --> 00:19:51,425
He made more of a grunting sound
like a car that couldn't start.

474
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,765
Would you be so kind as to
demonstrate that for the jury?

475
00:19:54,799 --> 00:19:56,368
It's soon, it's
soon, it's soon‐‐

476
00:19:56,401 --> 00:19:57,538
It's soon, it soon, it soon‐‐

477
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:58,573
It's soon, it soon, it's soon‐‐

478
00:19:58,606 --> 00:19:59,642
It's soon it's soon it's soon

479
00:19:59,675 --> 00:20:01,612
It's now.

480
00:20:01,646 --> 00:20:03,683
A pattern emerges.

481
00:20:03,717 --> 00:20:04,985
He did this thing with his arms.

482
00:20:05,019 --> 00:20:08,258
This weird thing with his arms.

483
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:09,427
[audio playback]

484
00:20:09,461 --> 00:20:11,465
A clear pattern.

485
00:20:11,499 --> 00:20:12,768
And what songs did he play?

486
00:20:12,801 --> 00:20:14,437
It was always the same song‐‐

487
00:20:14,471 --> 00:20:15,707
Back That Ass Up.

488
00:20:15,741 --> 00:20:17,711
We rarely made it
past Back That Ass Up.

489
00:20:17,745 --> 00:20:18,747
What did he call you?

490
00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:20,483
He called me slam piece.

491
00:20:20,517 --> 00:20:21,384
Slam piece.

492
00:20:21,418 --> 00:20:21,953
Slam piece.

493
00:20:21,986 --> 00:20:22,888
[audio playback]

494
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:23,656
This is my slam piece

495
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,025
[end playback]

496
00:20:25,059 --> 00:20:27,430
So a pattern.

497
00:20:27,463 --> 00:20:28,833
I am Ethan's doctor.

498
00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:32,674
He has visited me for many
STD scares over the years.

499
00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:35,413
Most imagined several real.

500
00:20:35,446 --> 00:20:38,520
And yes this indeed
is his real scrotum.

501
00:20:38,553 --> 00:20:41,692
The man on the tape, is
the real Ethan Streiber.

502
00:20:41,726 --> 00:20:44,364
I never forget a
scrotum like that.

503
00:20:44,397 --> 00:20:45,399
Thank you doctor.

504
00:20:45,433 --> 00:20:46,903
No further questions.

505
00:20:46,936 --> 00:20:50,677
Now, you're not a licensed
therapist, is that correct?

506
00:20:50,710 --> 00:20:51,913
Right.

507
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:54,952
I'm a team member
at your ecouncillor.

508
00:20:54,985 --> 00:20:57,958
And you might have some
insight into Ethan Streiber's

509
00:20:57,991 --> 00:20:58,927
psychology?

510
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,362
Again, I'm a team member.

511
00:21:00,396 --> 00:21:02,768
I handle a lot of people.

512
00:21:02,801 --> 00:21:08,780
Well, I went through more than
10,000 of Mr. Streiber's tweets

513
00:21:08,813 --> 00:21:12,019
and I just want to understand
the psychology and credibility

514
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:14,057
of that type of individual.

515
00:21:14,090 --> 00:21:16,562
This one calls for
abolishing the police.

516
00:21:16,596 --> 00:21:19,334
This one calls from
our law enforcement

517
00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:20,670
at a Tame Impala show.

518
00:21:20,704 --> 00:21:22,774
Never trust the
government, never

519
00:21:22,808 --> 00:21:26,047
trust the
pharmaceutical industry,

520
00:21:26,081 --> 00:21:28,720
and then the government
is doing an amazing job

521
00:21:28,753 --> 00:21:29,989
rolling out the vaccine.

522
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,059
You're an idiot if
you don't get it.

523
00:21:32,093 --> 00:21:34,330
This one says MJ is
the GOAT, this one

524
00:21:34,364 --> 00:21:35,801
says LeBron is the GOAT.

525
00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:37,771
We can't have two GOATs.

526
00:21:37,805 --> 00:21:40,577
And what do you all
think of this one?

527
00:21:40,610 --> 00:21:44,083
"Maybe more cops will
go to jail if they

528
00:21:44,117 --> 00:21:48,827
didn't put the stupidest
people in America on juries."

529
00:21:58,078 --> 00:22:00,115
I shouldn't of taken this case.

530
00:22:00,149 --> 00:22:02,521
Why did you want
this case so badly?

531
00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:04,357
It‐‐ It just cut through my
inbox.

532
00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:05,426
You know.

533
00:22:05,459 --> 00:22:07,430
There's two types of tapes
that go around, right?

534
00:22:07,463 --> 00:22:09,869
There's the "stop
what you're doing,

535
00:22:09,902 --> 00:22:11,906
you have to watch this video."

536
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:14,845
And then there's the
"stop what you're doing

537
00:22:14,879 --> 00:22:17,684
you have to watch this video."

538
00:22:17,718 --> 00:22:19,688
I thought the people that
tuned these things out

539
00:22:19,722 --> 00:22:22,393
might pay attention if it was
the kind of ridiculous video

540
00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:24,965
they watch every day.

541
00:22:24,999 --> 00:22:30,510
I had this big ridiculous dream
that I could change things,

542
00:22:30,544 --> 00:22:35,119
that I could make a difference,
and I took this big swing

543
00:22:35,152 --> 00:22:39,662
and now real people are
caught up in my mistake.

544
00:22:39,695 --> 00:22:42,701
The jury just thinks
he's a woke ally

545
00:22:42,734 --> 00:22:46,676
or whatever he's
not even that guy.

546
00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:50,884
I get that you are supposed
to learn from your mistakes

547
00:22:50,917 --> 00:22:56,696
but it is not fair that
people have to pay for mine.

548
00:22:56,729 --> 00:22:59,067
You know what's funny?

549
00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:00,135
No.

550
00:23:00,169 --> 00:23:04,177
The worst this case goes
the more I believe in you.

551
00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:06,181
What does that mean?

552
00:23:06,214 --> 00:23:09,888
I can see your ambition.

553
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,792
I can see your heart.

554
00:23:12,961 --> 00:23:14,531
You know...

555
00:23:14,565 --> 00:23:17,671
Sometimes pressure brings
out who people really are.

556
00:23:27,189 --> 00:23:27,958
I don't think so.

557
00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:30,530
[phone ringing]

558
00:23:37,143 --> 00:23:38,278
What's up dad?

559
00:23:38,312 --> 00:23:42,821
Tom Brady after every game
he reviewed the game tapes.

560
00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:46,061
See what went wrong, what
could have gone better,

561
00:23:46,094 --> 00:23:48,566
look I just want to
say I'm proud of you.

562
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:49,735
You're going to get better to.

563
00:23:49,768 --> 00:23:51,438
[phone ringing]

564
00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:51,839
Oh, my God.

565
00:23:54,878 --> 00:23:56,114
Oh, my God.

566
00:23:56,147 --> 00:23:58,720
It leaked. Oh shit.

567
00:24:01,592 --> 00:24:03,128
Yo all the porn
sites are shutting down.

568
00:24:03,161 --> 00:24:05,500
There's no one going to trying
to beat their meat to this.

569
00:24:05,533 --> 00:24:07,904
All of a sudden you get
home, hop on p‐hub, they

570
00:24:07,938 --> 00:24:10,844
got the social justice
category right above step up.

571
00:24:10,877 --> 00:24:12,514
I love those guys.

572
00:24:12,547 --> 00:24:14,718
I'm about to make this shit
light up Tik‐Tok right now.

573
00:24:14,752 --> 00:24:16,856
I don't even want to see a dance
move based on the shot.

574
00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:20,497
[music playing]

575
00:24:20,530 --> 00:24:21,131
Fuck.

576
00:24:26,909 --> 00:24:28,646
I got a small penis on how
to plump it like a Reebok.

577
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,915
[laughter]

578
00:24:29,948 --> 00:24:33,155
On the bridge he's like,
Black Lives Matter.

579
00:24:33,188 --> 00:24:34,758
[laughter]

580
00:24:34,792 --> 00:24:35,760
[shouts]

581
00:24:37,029 --> 00:24:42,073
A police incident. A sex tape.
And a highly unusual scrotum.

582
00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:45,714
I'm Michael, this is the daily.

583
00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:58,005
The tape leaked.

584
00:24:58,038 --> 00:24:58,740
Who leaked it?

585
00:25:01,679 --> 00:25:03,048
Your office had it?

586
00:25:03,081 --> 00:25:04,150
Who would leak it?

587
00:25:04,183 --> 00:25:06,555
W‐‐ What the hell this turning
into?

588
00:25:06,589 --> 00:25:08,926
I didn't want to be
a famous case.

589
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:09,762
Darren.

590
00:25:09,795 --> 00:25:11,899
What?

591
00:25:11,932 --> 00:25:14,571
I need you to trust me on this.

592
00:25:14,605 --> 00:25:16,107
I got this.

593
00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:17,778
Then get it.

594
00:25:17,811 --> 00:25:20,583
How would the defense
like to proceed?

595
00:25:20,617 --> 00:25:22,253
Your Honor, the
defense would like

596
00:25:22,286 --> 00:25:26,562
to recall Ethan Streiber
back to the stand.

597
00:25:26,595 --> 00:25:27,964
What the fuck?

598
00:25:27,998 --> 00:25:30,302
Ms. Stone, you've already
examined this witness.

599
00:25:30,335 --> 00:25:32,239
I know Your Honor
and I would not

600
00:25:32,273 --> 00:25:34,578
do this if it wasn't serious.

601
00:25:34,611 --> 00:25:37,517
The defense believes the witness
may have perjured himself.

602
00:25:40,022 --> 00:25:40,990
Very well.

603
00:25:41,024 --> 00:25:42,661
Are you fucking kidding me?

604
00:25:52,748 --> 00:25:54,150
Ethan do you know
why I've called you

605
00:25:54,183 --> 00:25:56,254
back up to the stand?

606
00:25:56,287 --> 00:25:57,958
There's a pattern
of discrepancies

607
00:25:57,991 --> 00:26:02,233
between who you say you
are and who you really are.

608
00:26:02,266 --> 00:26:04,938
You went to the
women's march and yet

609
00:26:04,972 --> 00:26:07,276
we all saw how you
talked to Vanessa.

610
00:26:07,309 --> 00:26:08,880
I'll strive to do better.

611
00:26:08,913 --> 00:26:11,719
Under oath you said
you had and I quote,

612
00:26:11,752 --> 00:26:13,623
"A ton of Black friends."

613
00:26:13,656 --> 00:26:14,992
Sick.
Yes, I do.

614
00:26:15,025 --> 00:26:16,762
Why would I apologize for that?

615
00:26:16,796 --> 00:26:20,169
Ethan, can you name a single
black friend of yours?

616
00:26:20,202 --> 00:26:20,670
Yeah.

617
00:26:20,703 --> 00:26:23,108
Can I, yes. Um...

618
00:26:23,141 --> 00:26:25,245
Joe.

619
00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:28,051
Joe from my building.

620
00:26:28,084 --> 00:26:30,857
Let's see FM, he's my‐‐

621
00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:32,193
from the fund.

622
00:26:32,226 --> 00:26:34,865
Ethan we have the entire
contents of your phone

623
00:26:34,898 --> 00:26:36,769
entered into evidence.

624
00:26:36,802 --> 00:26:40,844
Would I find either of
those two numbers on there?

625
00:26:40,877 --> 00:26:41,745
I'm sure.

626
00:26:41,779 --> 00:26:43,148
On a group text maybe.

627
00:26:45,954 --> 00:26:46,789
What about you?

628
00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:48,325
You're my friend.

629
00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:49,728
Ethan I'm not your friend.

630
00:26:55,339 --> 00:26:57,076
OK, you know what?

631
00:26:57,109 --> 00:26:57,911
You know what?

632
00:26:57,944 --> 00:26:59,815
All I wanted to do is help.
Okay.

633
00:26:59,848 --> 00:27:00,850
And everybody is just‐‐

634
00:27:00,884 --> 00:27:04,825
everybody is just
making it impossible. Okay.

635
00:27:04,858 --> 00:27:08,733
Everybody is dragging me for
not being a perfect person.

636
00:27:08,766 --> 00:27:11,204
I've really done everything
I can think of to do.

637
00:27:11,237 --> 00:27:13,676
I posted that black square,
I deleted that black square,

638
00:27:13,709 --> 00:27:15,212
I reposted the black
square, and then I

639
00:27:15,245 --> 00:27:16,214
redeleted the black square.

640
00:27:16,247 --> 00:27:19,220
And literally nothing
is ever enough. Okay.

641
00:27:19,253 --> 00:27:21,090
And everyone on
all sides is just

642
00:27:21,124 --> 00:27:23,361
destroying me to show
how good they are.

643
00:27:23,395 --> 00:27:25,700
Well, how am I supposed
to get a job after this?

644
00:27:25,733 --> 00:27:27,169
Hm? You ever thought of that?

645
00:27:27,203 --> 00:27:29,708
How am I ever going
to get a date after this?

646
00:27:29,741 --> 00:27:32,179
Do you realize how deeply
fucked up this is for me.

647
00:27:32,213 --> 00:27:33,114
[gavel being hit]
Language.

648
00:27:33,148 --> 00:27:34,852
No, no, no, no.
This system is fucked up.

649
00:27:34,885 --> 00:27:35,720
You know what? Actually,

650
00:27:35,753 --> 00:27:37,791
actually both
systems are fucked up.

651
00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:39,360
The justice system wants
to fuck people like Darren.

652
00:27:39,393 --> 00:27:41,765
And the social justice system
wants to fuck people like me.

653
00:27:41,799 --> 00:27:42,433
[gavel being hit]

654
00:27:42,466 --> 00:27:43,803
And I'm not perfect.

655
00:27:43,836 --> 00:27:45,305
Did I ever say
that I was perfect?

656
00:27:45,339 --> 00:27:48,245
I am so deeply fucked up in
a myriad of fucked up ways

657
00:27:48,278 --> 00:27:50,817
just like everybody
fucking in this room is.

658
00:27:50,850 --> 00:27:53,188
But I try so hard.

659
00:27:53,221 --> 00:27:55,192
I really try all the time
to do the right thing

660
00:27:55,225 --> 00:27:57,196
but it seems like the
harder I try the more

661
00:27:57,229 --> 00:27:59,000
I just get incessantly shit on.

662
00:27:59,033 --> 00:28:00,803
So forget it.

663
00:28:00,837 --> 00:28:04,277
I quit, it's all over, fuck
this court, fuck this system,

664
00:28:04,310 --> 00:28:05,813
and fuck this woke bullshit.

665
00:28:05,847 --> 00:28:08,051
[gavel being hit]

666
00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:21,979
The defense rests.

667
00:28:22,012 --> 00:28:25,018
Witness dismissed.

668
00:28:25,052 --> 00:28:27,724
It must be nice to be
able to get that man.

669
00:28:45,092 --> 00:28:46,261
Has the jury reached a verdict?

670
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:53,776
Your Honor, the jury finds
the defendant not guilty.

671
00:28:53,809 --> 00:28:54,176
Yeah.

672
00:28:54,210 --> 00:28:54,978
[shouts]

673
00:28:55,012 --> 00:28:56,247
Yes.

674
00:28:56,281 --> 00:28:56,882
Yes.

675
00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:07,938
[gavel being hit]

676
00:29:07,971 --> 00:29:08,906
Is that what it took?

677
00:29:11,512 --> 00:29:13,916
Y'all wouldn't be here
if it wasn't for that tape.

678
00:29:13,950 --> 00:29:16,354
Is that what it takes?

679
00:29:16,387 --> 00:29:18,224
[laughter]

680
00:29:18,258 --> 00:29:21,297
Is that what it
takes like seriously?

681
00:29:21,331 --> 00:29:26,040
Do these videos have to be
more obscene every time?

682
00:29:26,074 --> 00:29:29,948
More shocking every time?

683
00:29:29,982 --> 00:29:34,791
I just want to take this time
to thank my lawyer Eve Stone,

684
00:29:34,825 --> 00:29:36,361
I want to thank
the judge, I want

685
00:29:36,394 --> 00:29:41,839
to thank the jury, the bailiff,
the stenographer, and Jesus.

686
00:29:41,872 --> 00:29:42,841
I want to thank Jesus‐‐

687
00:29:42,874 --> 00:29:43,509
Sketch?

688
00:29:43,542 --> 00:29:44,911
The sketch artist.

689
00:29:44,945 --> 00:29:46,481
I want to thank‐‐

690
00:29:46,515 --> 00:29:48,986
I want to thank you all for
having to sit through all that.

691
00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:50,455
Wow.

692
00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:54,564
I got to thank my aunt,
she came through everyday‐‐

693
00:29:54,598 --> 00:29:57,036
That's a great speech.

694
00:29:57,069 --> 00:30:00,042
I didn't make it in but‐‐

695
00:30:00,075 --> 00:30:04,317
Ethan, you know he's
grateful to you too.

696
00:30:04,350 --> 00:30:07,489
You said I'd be a hero for this.

697
00:30:07,524 --> 00:30:08,926
I didn't say you'd look like
one.

698
00:30:22,252 --> 00:30:23,421
This is just the beginning.

699
00:30:23,455 --> 00:30:25,425
I'm never going to
forget any of this.

700
00:30:25,459 --> 00:30:28,131
While I have you attention, I
guess it really just comes down

701
00:30:28,164 --> 00:30:29,266
to this.

702
00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:31,204
In the sex tape
that is life always

703
00:30:31,237 --> 00:30:34,276
remember there's probably
somebody getting screwed

704
00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:36,882
even harder out of frame.

705
00:30:36,915 --> 00:30:38,151
Wow.

706
00:30:38,184 --> 00:30:40,022
And not everybody
has a tape like this.

707
00:30:40,055 --> 00:30:43,896
As a matter of fact, not
anybody has a tape like this.

708
00:30:43,929 --> 00:30:46,300
[laughter]

709
00:30:46,334 --> 00:30:47,302
Nicely done.

710
00:30:47,336 --> 00:30:50,610
[music playing]