1 00:00:00,043 --> 00:00:04,293 (vintage movie projector reeling ) 2 00:00:07,427 --> 00:00:10,010 (upbeat music) 3 00:00:13,433 --> 00:00:14,823 - I think we're almost there. 4 00:00:14,823 --> 00:00:16,673 - Good, I hope there's a bar. 5 00:00:16,673 --> 00:00:17,703 - Oh, there will be. 6 00:00:17,703 --> 00:00:20,013 I stayed at a dude ranch once in Montana, 7 00:00:20,013 --> 00:00:21,223 there's these cute cabins 8 00:00:21,223 --> 00:00:23,203 and we ate in this beautiful dining room 9 00:00:23,203 --> 00:00:24,763 with this big fireplace. 10 00:00:24,763 --> 00:00:26,093 It was really romantic. 11 00:00:26,093 --> 00:00:29,973 - Cute, you feel okay about accepting this from Derek? 12 00:00:29,973 --> 00:00:33,013 - Yeah, I mean, he's still Amber's dad. 13 00:00:33,013 --> 00:00:35,203 Sure, sometimes I wanna cut his dick off. 14 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:37,773 But then, I don't. 15 00:00:37,773 --> 00:00:38,873 - Yeah, I get it. 16 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:41,453 That's how I feel about most of these guys at the club. 17 00:00:41,453 --> 00:00:44,243 - Besides this will be good for us, the movie. 18 00:00:44,243 --> 00:00:45,763 - Yeah, and we'll get a little vacation, 19 00:00:45,763 --> 00:00:46,996 thanks to your ex. 20 00:00:46,996 --> 00:00:48,376 (laughs) (upbeat music) 21 00:00:48,376 --> 00:00:50,459 - Oh, I think this is it. 22 00:00:55,193 --> 00:00:56,054 (birds chirping) 23 00:00:56,054 --> 00:00:58,471 (drum beats) 24 00:01:04,566 --> 00:01:08,040 (birds chirping) 25 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:08,873 - Oof. 26 00:01:10,842 --> 00:01:13,570 (horse snorting) 27 00:01:13,570 --> 00:01:14,923 (car door closing) 28 00:01:14,923 --> 00:01:16,710 - Maybe there isn't a bar. 29 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:18,473 - Good thing that I came packing. 30 00:01:18,473 --> 00:01:20,237 - Eyes on the prize ladies. 31 00:01:20,237 --> 00:01:23,237 (suspenseful music) 32 00:01:25,709 --> 00:01:27,643 (cabin door closing) 33 00:01:27,643 --> 00:01:30,083 - You must be the girls I've been expecting. 34 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:33,913 - Hi, I'm Cassie, this is Holly. 35 00:01:33,913 --> 00:01:34,746 - You're late. 36 00:01:35,743 --> 00:01:38,043 - I'm sorry (chuckles) got a little lost. 37 00:01:38,043 --> 00:01:39,253 There's no signal out here. 38 00:01:39,253 --> 00:01:40,844 - You should have left earlier then. 39 00:01:40,844 --> 00:01:43,873 - Oh well we're here now, 40 00:01:43,873 --> 00:01:45,383 anxious to get to work. 41 00:01:45,383 --> 00:01:46,593 - Do you mind if we freshen up a bit? 42 00:01:46,593 --> 00:01:47,426 - What for? 43 00:01:47,426 --> 00:01:48,933 - Oh, we just had a long drive. 44 00:01:48,933 --> 00:01:51,283 - I'm supposed to make genuine cowboys out here. 45 00:01:51,283 --> 00:01:54,213 Genuine cowboys don't 'freshen up'. 46 00:01:54,213 --> 00:01:55,993 - Cowgirls, actually. (horse neighing) 47 00:01:55,993 --> 00:01:57,603 - Do you ever hear John Wayne say 48 00:01:57,603 --> 00:01:59,223 he need to freshen up? 49 00:01:59,223 --> 00:02:00,056 - No. 50 00:02:00,056 --> 00:02:02,713 - Clint Eastwood never had check his hair 51 00:02:02,713 --> 00:02:05,223 or go to the little girl's room. 52 00:02:05,223 --> 00:02:07,923 You know is, sex build like a dead road. 53 00:02:07,923 --> 00:02:09,783 - Ew. (laughs) 54 00:02:09,783 --> 00:02:13,793 - Yes, sir, dirt skin, and dirty fingernails. 55 00:02:13,793 --> 00:02:15,143 That's the cowboy way. 56 00:02:15,143 --> 00:02:19,403 - Okay, well we're not real cowboys, we're actors. 57 00:02:19,403 --> 00:02:21,183 And we just need a little less- 58 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:23,523 - Should know you ain't no real cowboys. 59 00:02:23,523 --> 00:02:25,333 You're not even close. 60 00:02:25,333 --> 00:02:26,923 But when I get through with you 61 00:02:26,923 --> 00:02:29,233 you're gonna know how to rope, how to ride, 62 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:31,263 how to shoe a horse, milk a cow, 63 00:02:31,263 --> 00:02:33,343 build a barn, and how to shoot the eye out 64 00:02:33,343 --> 00:02:36,043 of a sparrow from a hundred yards. 65 00:02:36,043 --> 00:02:37,593 - We're only here for two days. 66 00:02:39,733 --> 00:02:41,283 - Then we'd better get started. 67 00:02:42,695 --> 00:02:45,278 (upbeat music) 68 00:02:50,083 --> 00:02:53,448 - Yeah, no, I set them up with some 'Western training'. 69 00:02:53,448 --> 00:02:54,453 (laughs) 70 00:02:54,453 --> 00:02:56,103 It'll break them down for sure. 71 00:02:56,103 --> 00:02:57,871 - Good, I'm counting on you 72 00:02:57,871 --> 00:03:00,622 to wrestle Deep Gorge Drifters away from them. 73 00:03:00,622 --> 00:03:03,073 They wouldn't know what to do with it anyway. 74 00:03:03,073 --> 00:03:05,453 - Right, and then once it's a Centaurus Picture 75 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:07,443 then it's mine to direct, right? 76 00:03:07,443 --> 00:03:09,243 - That's the deal. 77 00:03:09,243 --> 00:03:10,371 - I'm trusting you Miles. 78 00:03:10,371 --> 00:03:12,076 - I'm trusting you first. 79 00:03:13,143 --> 00:03:14,493 - But can I trust you? 80 00:03:14,493 --> 00:03:15,583 - Can I trust you? 81 00:03:15,583 --> 00:03:16,416 - Please get up phone 82 00:03:16,416 --> 00:03:18,776 I've trying to unblock energy flow to your liver. 83 00:03:19,753 --> 00:03:21,034 - Hold on, what? 84 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:24,613 (foreign language) 85 00:03:24,613 --> 00:03:26,823 - Look, Derek I gotta go. 86 00:03:26,823 --> 00:03:29,588 Ho Chi Minh here is trying to unblock my Qi. 87 00:03:29,588 --> 00:03:31,043 - Your what? 88 00:03:31,043 --> 00:03:33,743 - Apparently I have Qi stagnation. 89 00:03:33,743 --> 00:03:36,968 Probably not enough charcoal in my health shakes. 90 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:40,763 Or maybe it's too much charcoal, fuck. 91 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:43,680 (foreign language) 92 00:03:45,474 --> 00:03:48,403 - Call me later with some good news, I gotta go. 93 00:03:48,403 --> 00:03:50,913 - Well, I'm heading out there later. 94 00:03:50,913 --> 00:03:52,483 They'll break them down and, 95 00:03:52,483 --> 00:03:54,723 I'll be there to pick up the pieces. 96 00:03:54,723 --> 00:03:59,723 - Ciao, hey, you offer a happy ending? 97 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:02,175 (foreign language) 98 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:04,953 (upbeat music) 99 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:08,266 - Yeah, this here, is a lasso. 100 00:04:09,793 --> 00:04:10,986 We use it for? 101 00:04:13,111 --> 00:04:14,128 - Roping cattle. 102 00:04:14,128 --> 00:04:15,446 - That's right. 103 00:04:15,446 --> 00:04:17,529 (laughs) 104 00:04:20,091 --> 00:04:22,924 (lasso whizzing) 105 00:04:24,316 --> 00:04:26,022 (cheering) (clapping) 106 00:04:26,022 --> 00:04:27,273 - That looks easy enough. 107 00:04:27,273 --> 00:04:28,543 - Who's first? 108 00:04:28,543 --> 00:04:29,376 - I'll try. 109 00:04:29,376 --> 00:04:34,331 - Okay, it's not a tampon woman. 110 00:04:39,753 --> 00:04:41,433 Hold it like you're in charge. 111 00:04:41,433 --> 00:04:45,673 - Okay, my tampons know who's boss. 112 00:04:45,673 --> 00:04:48,810 - Now swing it over your head and just let her go. 113 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:51,477 (upbeat music) 114 00:04:54,623 --> 00:04:55,873 How the hell you're supposed to look 115 00:04:55,873 --> 00:04:57,511 like a real cowboy on screen, 116 00:04:57,511 --> 00:04:59,083 tossing a rope like that? 117 00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:01,873 That's the worse damn roping I'd ever seen in my life. 118 00:05:01,873 --> 00:05:04,873 My mama can rope better than that, and she dead. 119 00:05:04,873 --> 00:05:06,643 My sister can rope better than that, 120 00:05:06,643 --> 00:05:08,266 and she ain't got no arms. 121 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:10,206 - I'm sorry. 122 00:05:11,043 --> 00:05:13,153 - Damn right you're sorry. 123 00:05:13,153 --> 00:05:15,273 Sorry ass excuse for a cowboy. 124 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:18,073 - Hey Buster, give her a break. 125 00:05:18,073 --> 00:05:19,404 It was her first try. 126 00:05:19,404 --> 00:05:20,943 - Yeah, you're supposed to be teaching us 127 00:05:20,943 --> 00:05:22,113 how to do this stuff. 128 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:25,563 - Okay, princess, you're next, now. 129 00:05:28,843 --> 00:05:29,676 - Go girl. 130 00:05:30,573 --> 00:05:32,686 - Show me how easy it is. 131 00:05:38,441 --> 00:05:40,691 (cheering) 132 00:05:41,985 --> 00:05:43,985 - All right, lucky shot. 133 00:05:45,226 --> 00:05:47,973 Let's see how good you do with the horses. 134 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,863 - Horses. - (laughs) 135 00:05:49,863 --> 00:05:52,206 (upbeat music) - Go. 136 00:05:53,915 --> 00:05:55,613 - You got it, you can do it. 137 00:05:55,613 --> 00:05:58,132 (upbeat music) 138 00:05:58,132 --> 00:06:00,966 - Just relax, come on Cassie. 139 00:06:00,966 --> 00:06:04,190 (upbeat music) 140 00:06:04,190 --> 00:06:09,107 (gun shot) (upbeat music) 141 00:06:24,003 --> 00:06:25,023 - Don't let her go straight. 142 00:06:25,023 --> 00:06:28,432 There you go (laughs) 143 00:06:28,432 --> 00:06:29,361 (cheering) 144 00:06:29,361 --> 00:06:32,143 (upbeat music) (horse neighing) 145 00:06:32,143 --> 00:06:37,143 (gun shots) (upbeat music) 146 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:50,104 - Okay ladies, put them backs into it. 147 00:06:50,104 --> 00:06:53,130 - Yeah, put your back into it. 148 00:06:53,130 --> 00:06:54,600 - What are you doing? 149 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,183 (upbeat music) 150 00:06:58,638 --> 00:07:00,953 - (exhales) Please sheriff. 151 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:03,493 I have a child who's sick and needs me. 152 00:07:03,493 --> 00:07:04,823 You can't lock me up. 153 00:07:04,823 --> 00:07:05,656 - I wish I could help you 154 00:07:05,656 --> 00:07:08,463 but the law doesn't look kindly on ladies over few. 155 00:07:08,463 --> 00:07:10,163 - Well, isn't that something. 156 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:12,213 The law shouldn't seem to take issue 157 00:07:12,213 --> 00:07:14,773 with me when you was in my bed. 158 00:07:14,773 --> 00:07:16,873 - That wasn't official business. 159 00:07:16,873 --> 00:07:19,213 - It sure was, it was my business. 160 00:07:19,213 --> 00:07:21,909 - Okay, very nice, sweetie. 161 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:22,833 (giggling) 162 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:24,483 - Cool, thank you so much for having me. 163 00:07:24,483 --> 00:07:25,733 I really love the script. 164 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:29,164 (paper crumpling) 165 00:07:29,164 --> 00:07:30,873 (footsteps pattering) 166 00:07:30,873 --> 00:07:31,706 - Hi, there. 167 00:07:31,706 --> 00:07:32,906 - Hi. - Have a seat. 168 00:07:33,763 --> 00:07:35,153 As soon as you're ready. 169 00:07:35,153 --> 00:07:37,523 We'll have you slay to the camera 170 00:07:37,523 --> 00:07:39,053 with your name, your height, 171 00:07:39,053 --> 00:07:40,433 the role you're reading for, 172 00:07:40,433 --> 00:07:42,053 and then we'll get started, okay? 173 00:07:42,053 --> 00:07:44,083 - Okay, but I was actually wondering 174 00:07:44,083 --> 00:07:46,073 if it's possible to read one of the lead roles. 175 00:07:46,073 --> 00:07:47,463 The three girls. 176 00:07:47,463 --> 00:07:50,773 - Well, I'm sorry those roles are already cast. 177 00:07:50,773 --> 00:07:53,813 - But the director told me I'd be perfect for lead. 178 00:07:53,813 --> 00:07:55,933 - I'm sorry, the producers 179 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:58,143 haven't signed the director yet. 180 00:07:58,143 --> 00:07:59,053 (laughs) 181 00:07:59,053 --> 00:08:01,933 You sure, 'cause he told me himself. 182 00:08:01,933 --> 00:08:03,523 - Who's this director? 183 00:08:03,523 --> 00:08:04,913 - Derek Abrams? 184 00:08:04,913 --> 00:08:08,869 - Really, and what exactly did Derek tell you? 185 00:08:08,869 --> 00:08:11,003 - That the producers were fired 186 00:08:11,003 --> 00:08:13,393 and that he's directing this movie for Centaurus. 187 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:15,393 And that the leads haven't been booked yet. 188 00:08:15,393 --> 00:08:18,363 So I should read for the led role. 189 00:08:18,363 --> 00:08:21,977 - Well, welcome to Hollywood, sweetheart. 190 00:08:21,977 --> 00:08:25,566 That asshole lied right to your face. 191 00:08:27,414 --> 00:08:29,546 - Oh my God, what a jerk. 192 00:08:30,624 --> 00:08:32,847 - Oh, no honey, please I'm sorry. 193 00:08:32,847 --> 00:08:34,773 Don't tell me you didn't... 194 00:08:34,773 --> 00:08:36,213 - Sleep with him. 195 00:08:36,213 --> 00:08:39,593 - Well, I was gonna say suck his dick, but sure. 196 00:08:39,593 --> 00:08:40,840 - I feel so stupid. 197 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:43,123 - Oh, honey please, now don't cry. 198 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,876 It's gonna be okay, really. 199 00:08:45,933 --> 00:08:47,711 - Do you still want to read? 200 00:08:47,711 --> 00:08:48,544 (crying) 201 00:08:48,544 --> 00:08:49,377 - Yes, can you just give me a minute please? 202 00:08:49,377 --> 00:08:51,519 - Of course. - Why don't you wait outside? 203 00:08:51,519 --> 00:08:53,264 Let me know when you're ready. 204 00:08:53,264 --> 00:08:54,097 - Okay. 205 00:08:59,983 --> 00:09:01,283 - What was all that about? 206 00:09:02,123 --> 00:09:04,203 - Typical Hollywood bullshit. 207 00:09:04,203 --> 00:09:06,856 Shows you we still ain't got past all that yet. 208 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:09,986 - Knock-knock. 209 00:09:10,963 --> 00:09:12,893 - Lord have mercy. 210 00:09:12,893 --> 00:09:14,573 - So I know I'm not on the list 211 00:09:14,573 --> 00:09:17,843 but I was hoping you'd see me for the role you're casting. 212 00:09:17,843 --> 00:09:19,583 (upbeat music) 213 00:09:19,583 --> 00:09:22,203 I think we may have gotten off on the wrong foot before, 214 00:09:22,203 --> 00:09:24,816 but I feel like I'm perfect for this role. 215 00:09:26,923 --> 00:09:28,746 - The character is black. 216 00:09:30,243 --> 00:09:31,576 - I can be black. 217 00:09:32,783 --> 00:09:37,428 I do a great Jennifer Hudson, and I... 218 00:09:37,428 --> 00:09:40,011 (upbeat music) 219 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:44,253 (birds chirping) 220 00:09:44,253 --> 00:09:46,543 - Why is there no signal? 221 00:09:46,543 --> 00:09:49,496 I would kill to have a delivery of tequila right now. 222 00:09:50,733 --> 00:09:52,793 - Is it too late to make a movie about three girls 223 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:55,013 on a resort in Fiji? 224 00:09:55,013 --> 00:09:57,483 - I have so much hay in my puss. 225 00:09:57,483 --> 00:10:00,743 I look like the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz down there. 226 00:10:00,743 --> 00:10:04,973 - I have calluses on my hands, my feet, my butt. 227 00:10:04,973 --> 00:10:06,243 - At least we learned something. 228 00:10:06,243 --> 00:10:08,916 - Yeah, never to make a Western again. 229 00:10:08,916 --> 00:10:11,601 (bell ringing) 230 00:10:11,601 --> 00:10:13,733 - Chow time, come and get it. 231 00:10:13,733 --> 00:10:16,113 - Oh, thank God I'm starving. 232 00:10:16,113 --> 00:10:16,946 - Me too. 233 00:10:18,303 --> 00:10:19,136 - Let's go. 234 00:10:23,143 --> 00:10:26,526 - My God, this is what old age feels like. 235 00:10:27,903 --> 00:10:29,723 - Okay, don't show any weakness. 236 00:10:29,723 --> 00:10:31,413 He might kill us and eat us. 237 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:32,643 - Grab a bowl ladies. 238 00:10:32,643 --> 00:10:35,443 Part of living as a cowboy is eating like a cowboy. 239 00:10:35,443 --> 00:10:36,813 - Good, we're hungry. 240 00:10:36,813 --> 00:10:39,513 - What are we having, Barbecue beans, ribs? 241 00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:40,626 - Whoo potato salad. 242 00:10:43,591 --> 00:10:46,463 - (gasps) What the fuck is that? 243 00:10:46,463 --> 00:10:47,296 - Sop. 244 00:10:47,296 --> 00:10:48,129 - Sop? 245 00:10:48,129 --> 00:10:50,133 - Is what the cowboys eat out on the trail. 246 00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:53,253 Sour belly fat, whistle berries and some beans. 247 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,483 - Is it gluten-free? 248 00:10:54,483 --> 00:10:56,993 - It'll keep you regular that's for damn sure. 249 00:10:56,993 --> 00:10:58,863 Them whistle berries will clean you out 250 00:10:58,863 --> 00:11:00,753 like shit through goose. 251 00:11:00,753 --> 00:11:02,293 - Is that all we eating? 252 00:11:02,293 --> 00:11:04,457 I mean, damn can I get a salad or something? 253 00:11:04,457 --> 00:11:06,236 - Oh I made biscuits too. 254 00:11:07,603 --> 00:11:11,279 You dip the bread in the sop. (soup squelching) 255 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:14,083 - Ew, no, you need to wash your hands 256 00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:16,120 and you've been touching horses. 257 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:17,656 - Suit yourself. 258 00:11:19,797 --> 00:11:21,943 (birds chirping) 259 00:11:21,943 --> 00:11:23,643 - What's that smell? 260 00:11:23,643 --> 00:11:24,476 - What smell? 261 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:27,783 - I don't know, kind of like poop. 262 00:11:27,783 --> 00:11:29,323 - Oh, that's the fire we cook it on. 263 00:11:29,323 --> 00:11:33,143 Out on the rains, the cowboys burn Buffalo chips. 264 00:11:33,143 --> 00:11:34,743 - What's that? 265 00:11:34,743 --> 00:11:36,233 - Buffalo shit. 266 00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:38,622 - Hell no, I'm not eating no goose shit 267 00:11:38,622 --> 00:11:40,392 cooked over no cow shit. 268 00:11:40,392 --> 00:11:42,077 (car revving) 269 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:45,753 (car honking) (horse neighing) 270 00:11:45,753 --> 00:11:47,743 - Ladies, hey Buster. (horse snorting) 271 00:11:47,743 --> 00:11:49,633 - Ah my man (laughing) 272 00:11:49,633 --> 00:11:51,073 - Oh boy. 273 00:11:51,073 --> 00:11:53,313 - Oh no, no, it's okay, I'm fine. 274 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,113 - You sure, you're not gonna kick him 275 00:11:55,113 --> 00:11:56,452 in the nuts or anything, aren't you? 276 00:11:56,452 --> 00:11:57,483 (laughs) 277 00:11:57,483 --> 00:12:00,276 - I think I got that all out of my system, I'm fine. 278 00:12:00,276 --> 00:12:01,313 (car door closing) 279 00:12:01,313 --> 00:12:02,256 - Who wants chicken and wine? 280 00:12:02,256 --> 00:12:04,423 - Yes, yes, and yes. - My God, my Hero. 281 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:06,960 - Here you go, mac and cheese, hush puppies, 282 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,812 collard greens, buttered corn. 283 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:10,775 - The only thing that's missing is... 284 00:12:10,775 --> 00:12:12,850 - Red or white? 285 00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:14,506 - Give me a strong. 286 00:12:17,832 --> 00:12:18,933 - Thank you. 287 00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:20,803 - Yeah, it's my pleasure. 288 00:12:20,803 --> 00:12:22,063 I figured you'd be hungry by now 289 00:12:22,063 --> 00:12:23,814 and I've had Buster's cooking. 290 00:12:23,814 --> 00:12:25,343 - Oh (chuckles) 291 00:12:25,343 --> 00:12:26,631 - Let me fix your plate? 292 00:12:26,631 --> 00:12:27,464 - Sure. 293 00:12:29,383 --> 00:12:30,863 - Plates are here, great. 294 00:12:30,863 --> 00:12:33,443 Babes, you want a little of everything? 295 00:12:36,073 --> 00:12:37,723 - Derek Abrams, yes, sure I've heard of him. 296 00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:39,303 He's a decent director. 297 00:12:39,303 --> 00:12:42,713 - He also happens to be Cassie's ex-husband. 298 00:12:42,713 --> 00:12:45,388 Can you believe he sent in a woman to audition? 299 00:12:45,388 --> 00:12:46,843 - What's wrong with that? 300 00:12:46,843 --> 00:12:49,863 - Because he told her he was the director, 301 00:12:49,863 --> 00:12:52,258 and that she could read for one of the leds. 302 00:12:52,258 --> 00:12:54,873 - (laughs) that's a good one (laughs) 303 00:12:54,873 --> 00:12:57,393 - That's not good, that's disgusting. 304 00:12:57,393 --> 00:12:59,483 - Mabel I once told a young hopeful, 305 00:12:59,483 --> 00:13:02,793 I was John Slazenger fresh off Midnight Cowboy. 306 00:13:02,793 --> 00:13:05,833 - Archibald Maxwell, were you trying 307 00:13:05,833 --> 00:13:07,477 to get into her pants? 308 00:13:07,477 --> 00:13:09,703 - No, I was just trying to get a free breakfast 309 00:13:09,703 --> 00:13:11,243 at IHOP and it worked too. 310 00:13:11,243 --> 00:13:15,083 - Oh stop, well, we need to figure out 311 00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:16,983 what his game is. 312 00:13:16,983 --> 00:13:18,773 Why he going around telling everyone 313 00:13:18,773 --> 00:13:21,323 he's directing our movie. 314 00:13:21,323 --> 00:13:23,113 - He's just trying to get laid. 315 00:13:23,113 --> 00:13:24,503 You got Cassie now? 316 00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:25,973 - No, I can't find her. 317 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,203 I know they were going off 318 00:13:27,203 --> 00:13:29,133 to do some sort of cowboy training. 319 00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:31,703 - Oh, yeah that's right I forgot. 320 00:13:31,703 --> 00:13:33,543 So how's casting coming anyway? 321 00:13:33,543 --> 00:13:34,773 - It's pretty much done. 322 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:37,243 We've got a really strong cast. 323 00:13:37,243 --> 00:13:40,493 Your words are in good hands, sir. 324 00:13:40,493 --> 00:13:43,303 - Yeah, trust me, this script is so good 325 00:13:43,303 --> 00:13:45,066 Ben Affleck couldn't fuck it up. 326 00:13:49,347 --> 00:13:52,514 (footsteps pattering) 327 00:13:57,018 --> 00:13:57,983 - Cold out here. 328 00:13:57,983 --> 00:13:59,176 - A little bit. 329 00:14:06,143 --> 00:14:06,983 - Better? 330 00:14:06,983 --> 00:14:08,346 - Yeah, thanks. 331 00:14:09,813 --> 00:14:13,761 - Well, I hope the training was helpful? 332 00:14:13,761 --> 00:14:16,813 - Yeah, it was a great idea. 333 00:14:16,813 --> 00:14:18,143 I think by the end of the day tomorrow 334 00:14:18,143 --> 00:14:22,673 we will be genuine Deep Gorge Drifters, thanks again. 335 00:14:26,763 --> 00:14:30,403 - My pleasure, no, I figured I owe you 336 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:33,093 a few years of good deeds 337 00:14:33,093 --> 00:14:35,345 to make up for, you know. 338 00:14:35,345 --> 00:14:38,753 - (laughs) More than a few. 339 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:42,956 - I know, I know, I'm really sorry. 340 00:14:44,543 --> 00:14:48,556 I know I was a total shit before. 341 00:14:50,273 --> 00:14:51,306 But people change. 342 00:14:54,223 --> 00:14:56,126 I really wanna see you succeed. 343 00:14:58,043 --> 00:14:59,093 I wanna help you Cas. 344 00:15:01,343 --> 00:15:05,753 - To be honest, we could use all the help we can get. 345 00:15:08,071 --> 00:15:11,533 - I mean, if I were you I would consider 346 00:15:13,023 --> 00:15:15,035 taking this movie big. 347 00:15:15,035 --> 00:15:17,033 Try to get a studio behind. 348 00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:18,756 - Oh, trust me we've had offers. 349 00:15:19,783 --> 00:15:20,993 But they want us to hand it over 350 00:15:20,993 --> 00:15:22,043 and let them make it. 351 00:15:24,539 --> 00:15:27,383 - A small piece of a huge pie 352 00:15:27,383 --> 00:15:30,823 can really change your life Cas. 353 00:15:30,823 --> 00:15:32,713 And then you'll be on the map. 354 00:15:32,713 --> 00:15:34,253 This won't be your last movie 355 00:15:34,253 --> 00:15:36,216 because you'll be in the game. 356 00:15:37,778 --> 00:15:39,653 - But we worked so hard to get here. 357 00:15:39,653 --> 00:15:42,016 Why would we just give it away? 358 00:15:43,088 --> 00:15:47,623 - Think of what it would mean with a big budget 359 00:15:47,623 --> 00:15:51,163 and a powerful studio, like Centaurus behind you. 360 00:15:51,163 --> 00:15:54,003 - Wait I never said anything about Centaurus. 361 00:15:54,003 --> 00:15:56,472 How did you know about them? 362 00:15:56,472 --> 00:15:59,823 - I mean, it was an example, 363 00:15:59,823 --> 00:16:00,753 you know, they're a big studio. 364 00:16:00,753 --> 00:16:02,732 I was just using them as an example. 365 00:16:02,732 --> 00:16:04,582 - Well actually they did approach us, 366 00:16:05,503 --> 00:16:08,453 and they said that we'd have to step aside for name actors. 367 00:16:09,813 --> 00:16:11,746 - I'd consider it Cas, I really would. 368 00:16:12,903 --> 00:16:15,623 And then you can act in the next one 369 00:16:15,623 --> 00:16:17,293 'cause with Centaurus backing you, 370 00:16:17,293 --> 00:16:18,983 there will be a next one. 371 00:16:18,983 --> 00:16:21,666 Otherwise you might be just one done. 372 00:16:25,303 --> 00:16:26,353 - Maybe you're right. 373 00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:31,863 - Look, I don't have a dog in this fight. 374 00:16:31,863 --> 00:16:33,906 But try to look at it this way. 375 00:16:35,593 --> 00:16:38,563 What's the most important thing in the world to you? 376 00:16:38,563 --> 00:16:40,436 - Easy, Amber. 377 00:16:41,943 --> 00:16:43,163 - How much you making 378 00:16:43,163 --> 00:16:45,303 on this movie doing it your way? 379 00:16:45,303 --> 00:16:47,123 - Well, that's not the point, I mean- 380 00:16:47,123 --> 00:16:47,956 - How much? 381 00:16:48,973 --> 00:16:50,975 - Nothing, but after it sells... 382 00:16:50,975 --> 00:16:53,443 - If, if it sells. 383 00:16:53,443 --> 00:16:55,453 - Maybe we'll beat the odds. 384 00:16:55,453 --> 00:16:57,363 - I hope so, I really do. 385 00:16:57,363 --> 00:17:00,926 But the better bet is to release it through the studio. 386 00:17:02,002 --> 00:17:07,002 So, you've gotta ask yourself what your goal is. 387 00:17:07,323 --> 00:17:10,193 Is it to satisfy your ego and prove to the world 388 00:17:10,193 --> 00:17:11,453 that you can do it. 389 00:17:11,453 --> 00:17:15,143 Or to make sure your daughter goes 390 00:17:15,143 --> 00:17:19,266 to a great school and your house is paid for. 391 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,333 - You make it sound like I'm being selfish. 392 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:28,266 - No, I don't mean it that way, no, please understand. 393 00:17:29,183 --> 00:17:31,556 I will stand by you no matter what. 394 00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,696 You know I wanna do right by you. 395 00:17:36,243 --> 00:17:37,840 I'm rooting for you. 396 00:17:42,215 --> 00:17:44,548 - I get it, I appreciate it. 397 00:17:46,163 --> 00:17:48,580 (soft music) 398 00:17:55,079 --> 00:17:57,533 - Okay, this is not happening. - Okay right. 399 00:17:57,533 --> 00:17:59,146 I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. 400 00:18:02,473 --> 00:18:05,140 (upbeat music) 401 00:18:10,618 --> 00:18:14,029 - Okay, I should go. 402 00:18:14,029 --> 00:18:15,833 - (exhaling) Yeah. 403 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:20,833 - (chuckles) whoo, I didn't mean 404 00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:25,966 to horn in like this, you know. 405 00:18:27,263 --> 00:18:29,563 Just trying to make sure you're taken care of. 406 00:18:30,991 --> 00:18:32,136 - If only you'd done more of that 407 00:18:32,136 --> 00:18:33,326 when we were married. 408 00:18:34,334 --> 00:18:35,376 - Ouch. 409 00:18:36,913 --> 00:18:38,063 - But I appreciate it. 410 00:18:38,063 --> 00:18:41,263 - Okay, I'll see you around, okay. 411 00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:43,752 - Drive safely. 412 00:18:43,752 --> 00:18:46,419 (upbeat music) 413 00:18:53,838 --> 00:18:56,921 (car engine roaring) 414 00:18:59,443 --> 00:19:01,783 - Once we have it, we start to clean house. 415 00:19:01,783 --> 00:19:04,763 The ladies out, Harpo out. 416 00:19:04,763 --> 00:19:07,653 Archibald, we'll make sure our lawyers tie up 417 00:19:07,653 --> 00:19:09,273 all the sequel rights, prequel rights, 418 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,633 spin-off rights, TV rights. 419 00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:13,193 I mean clearly this was his swan song. 420 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:16,363 So let's send the whole fruit back to the home, 421 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,353 where you can spend the rest of his years 422 00:19:18,353 --> 00:19:19,863 talking about the good old days, 423 00:19:19,863 --> 00:19:21,313 with all the other has-beens. 424 00:19:22,863 --> 00:19:25,703 - And then it's mine right? 425 00:19:25,703 --> 00:19:29,343 - As promised, but you better deliver me a hit 426 00:19:29,343 --> 00:19:30,986 or I'll send you out to pasture. 427 00:19:32,133 --> 00:19:33,833 - Who are we gonna cast the leads? 428 00:19:34,783 --> 00:19:38,063 Halle Berry, Zoe Saldana, Tessa Thompson? 429 00:19:38,063 --> 00:19:39,415 - You know I was thinking 430 00:19:39,415 --> 00:19:42,773 #Hollywood's so black, right now. 431 00:19:42,773 --> 00:19:46,953 Black Panther, BlacKkKlansman, Black Mirror. 432 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:48,792 - Actually Black Mirror is not a... 433 00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:50,013 (finger snaps) 434 00:19:50,013 --> 00:19:53,413 - I got it, Jennifer Lawrence. 435 00:19:53,413 --> 00:19:56,586 Reese Witherspoon, Scarlett Johannson. 436 00:19:57,493 --> 00:19:58,953 Now that is a cast. 437 00:19:58,953 --> 00:19:59,786 - I like it. 438 00:19:59,786 --> 00:20:00,619 - You know maybe, 439 00:20:00,619 --> 00:20:02,983 we cast Bruce Willis and the Harpo part. 440 00:20:02,983 --> 00:20:04,383 It's not like anyone's chompin' at the bit 441 00:20:04,383 --> 00:20:06,523 to make another Die Hard sequel. 442 00:20:06,523 --> 00:20:11,523 (upbeat music) (eagle hawking) 443 00:20:12,113 --> 00:20:13,413 (car beeping) 444 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:16,393 - I think that's everything. 445 00:20:16,393 --> 00:20:18,580 - Whew. (car door closing) 446 00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:22,436 - Well, ladies you came here as 447 00:20:23,773 --> 00:20:26,696 entitled, sniveling, spoiled little actresses. 448 00:20:27,543 --> 00:20:30,102 But you leaving here as real cowgirls. 449 00:20:30,102 --> 00:20:30,993 (chuckles) 450 00:20:30,993 --> 00:20:32,101 - Sniveling? - Entitled? 451 00:20:32,101 --> 00:20:32,934 - Spoiled? 452 00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:34,113 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 453 00:20:34,113 --> 00:20:35,683 That's the speech I usually give 454 00:20:35,683 --> 00:20:37,993 to rich kids whose parents send them 455 00:20:37,993 --> 00:20:39,595 up here to break the little a-holes. 456 00:20:39,595 --> 00:20:40,663 (laughs) 457 00:20:40,663 --> 00:20:42,063 - But to tell you the truth, 458 00:20:43,253 --> 00:20:44,866 I really enjoyed you three. 459 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:46,863 - Thank you for everything. 460 00:20:46,863 --> 00:20:47,793 - Yeah, thanks. 461 00:20:47,793 --> 00:20:48,996 - I hope to never be back. 462 00:20:48,996 --> 00:20:49,829 - Sharice. 463 00:20:49,829 --> 00:20:50,810 - (laughs) - I'm serious 464 00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:52,373 - That's okay, that's okay. 465 00:20:52,373 --> 00:20:53,836 I know what you mean. 466 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:57,586 And I'd like to leave you with one more thing. 467 00:20:59,283 --> 00:21:01,853 Don't ever forget the cowboy code. 468 00:21:01,853 --> 00:21:02,703 - There's a code? 469 00:21:03,983 --> 00:21:06,193 - Live each day with courage. 470 00:21:06,193 --> 00:21:07,506 Take pride in your work. 471 00:21:08,623 --> 00:21:11,073 Always finish what you started. 472 00:21:11,073 --> 00:21:12,868 And know where to draw the line. 473 00:21:12,868 --> 00:21:13,701 (laughs) 474 00:21:13,701 --> 00:21:16,133 You live your life by those rules. 475 00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:18,393 When it's time for you to jump into the box. 476 00:21:18,393 --> 00:21:20,903 You'll do so without regrets. 477 00:21:20,903 --> 00:21:24,095 - [All Three Girls] Aww 478 00:21:24,095 --> 00:21:25,356 - Oh, come on now. 479 00:21:26,683 --> 00:21:29,023 Okay, that's enough now. 480 00:21:29,023 --> 00:21:31,106 (laughs) 481 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,383 (car doors opening) 482 00:21:34,383 --> 00:21:36,016 - Off into the sunset with you. 483 00:21:37,595 --> 00:21:38,428 (car door closing) 484 00:21:38,428 --> 00:21:39,593 (signs) 485 00:21:39,593 --> 00:21:40,873 - For the love of God. 486 00:21:40,873 --> 00:21:41,897 Drive woman drive. 487 00:21:41,897 --> 00:21:43,863 (car engine revving) 488 00:21:43,863 --> 00:21:44,833 - Is it too much to ask you 489 00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:46,335 to stop at the nearest bar? 490 00:21:46,335 --> 00:21:48,918 (upbeat music) 491 00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:13,923 - That's right Derek Abrams, ring a bell? 492 00:22:13,923 --> 00:22:15,793 - Sure, Cassie's ex. 493 00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:17,583 That story about her giving him a beat down 494 00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:19,666 spread faster than gonorrhea in the 60s. 495 00:22:20,503 --> 00:22:21,653 - Well, he's going around town 496 00:22:21,653 --> 00:22:24,083 telling everyone he's directing our movie, 497 00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:26,563 and that the leads are still open for casting. 498 00:22:26,563 --> 00:22:29,633 Archibald thinks that he's using it to try to get laid. 499 00:22:29,633 --> 00:22:33,043 But I think he's up to something. 500 00:22:33,043 --> 00:22:34,443 - Not on my watch, he ain't. 501 00:22:37,103 --> 00:22:39,016 No, sir Mr. Derek Abrams. 502 00:22:40,613 --> 00:22:42,033 This here is my juke joint 503 00:22:48,553 --> 00:22:49,693 - Hey ladies? 504 00:22:49,693 --> 00:22:51,633 - Yeah - It wasn't me. 505 00:22:51,633 --> 00:22:53,966 - No, I just wanted to run something by you. 506 00:22:54,963 --> 00:22:55,796 - What's up? 507 00:22:57,516 --> 00:23:01,233 - Have you guys considered that maybe. 508 00:23:01,233 --> 00:23:02,983 And I'm just saying hypothetically. 509 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,193 Maybe we should let the studio make our movie? 510 00:23:07,193 --> 00:23:08,496 - Fuck no. - No way. 511 00:23:09,423 --> 00:23:10,353 - Just hear me out? 512 00:23:10,353 --> 00:23:13,493 Okay, there could be something to the thought 513 00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:15,339 that says a small piece of something big, 514 00:23:15,339 --> 00:23:20,339 could be more help than a big piece of something small. 515 00:23:21,163 --> 00:23:23,033 - Yeah, but this is our big shot. 516 00:23:23,033 --> 00:23:23,866 - Word. 517 00:23:23,866 --> 00:23:25,253 - Why would we give that up now? 518 00:23:25,253 --> 00:23:26,583 - And I got us a million dollars 519 00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:28,993 to make this movie, that's huge. 520 00:23:28,993 --> 00:23:33,993 - Sure, but imagine a hundred million. 521 00:23:35,823 --> 00:23:39,353 I mean we'd be producers on a ginormous movie 522 00:23:39,353 --> 00:23:40,433 rather than you know. 523 00:23:40,433 --> 00:23:43,403 - Yeah, but we'd be watching from the sidelines. 524 00:23:43,403 --> 00:23:45,273 - Yeah and we're actresses first, 525 00:23:45,273 --> 00:23:47,353 I mean these roles were written for us. 526 00:23:47,353 --> 00:23:48,553 - Yeah, I'm just saying. 527 00:23:49,573 --> 00:23:52,073 What if we don't get distribution? 528 00:23:52,073 --> 00:23:54,006 What if no one sees this movie? 529 00:23:54,883 --> 00:23:56,613 Would it all have been worth it? 530 00:23:56,613 --> 00:23:59,093 When you're back shaking your tits for tips, 531 00:23:59,093 --> 00:24:01,892 and you Holly have to go back to parking cars? 532 00:24:01,892 --> 00:24:05,523 - We'll at least we will have done something major 533 00:24:05,523 --> 00:24:06,570 for our careers. 534 00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:10,973 - That's the point, let's do something major, not minor. 535 00:24:10,973 --> 00:24:11,847 - I don't know Cas. 536 00:24:11,847 --> 00:24:13,983 Remember the cowboy code, 537 00:24:13,983 --> 00:24:16,183 always finish what you started? 538 00:24:16,183 --> 00:24:18,383 Know where to draw the line. 539 00:24:18,383 --> 00:24:19,353 - And I draw the line 540 00:24:19,353 --> 00:24:21,393 at watching someone else get our parts. 541 00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,293 - Yeah, well I draw the line at doing something 542 00:24:23,293 --> 00:24:24,818 that will keep Amber at a good school. 543 00:24:24,818 --> 00:24:27,365 - Okay, so we don't have kids. 544 00:24:27,365 --> 00:24:31,298 God, do you always have to throw that in our faces? 545 00:24:31,298 --> 00:24:33,133 - What, I'm not. 546 00:24:33,133 --> 00:24:34,103 - You kinda are. 547 00:24:34,103 --> 00:24:35,063 - Oh, that's ridiculous. 548 00:24:35,063 --> 00:24:37,103 - What's ridiculous is getting this far, 549 00:24:37,103 --> 00:24:38,353 and bailing out. 550 00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:40,403 - I'm not bailing out. 551 00:24:40,403 --> 00:24:41,803 Are you missing something here? 552 00:24:41,803 --> 00:24:42,636 - I'm not missing anything. 553 00:24:42,636 --> 00:24:45,143 You want us to sell out, fuck that. 554 00:24:45,143 --> 00:24:47,212 - Who said sell out? 555 00:24:47,212 --> 00:24:49,983 I'm saying do something big, get noticed. 556 00:24:49,983 --> 00:24:51,953 And then we can make the rules on the next one. 557 00:24:51,953 --> 00:24:53,973 I mean, God forbid you two do something 558 00:24:53,973 --> 00:24:56,663 that will get you out of your shitty jobs. 559 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:59,339 - Wow, shitty jobs? 560 00:24:59,339 --> 00:25:01,053 Oh, judge much? 561 00:25:01,053 --> 00:25:01,976 - I didn't mean it like that. 562 00:25:01,976 --> 00:25:04,553 - Oh I think that's exactly what you meant. 563 00:25:04,553 --> 00:25:06,893 We know you look down your nose at us because what, 564 00:25:06,893 --> 00:25:09,363 we don't live in a house or have a kid 565 00:25:09,363 --> 00:25:11,083 and you speak another language 566 00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:12,756 and book more jobs than we do. 567 00:25:12,756 --> 00:25:14,362 - Oh, and it costs me, my marriage. 568 00:25:14,362 --> 00:25:16,823 - Whatever, you made it out okay. 569 00:25:16,823 --> 00:25:18,993 - No amount of money is worth the acrimony. 570 00:25:18,993 --> 00:25:21,653 - Every time you use words like 'acrimony', 571 00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:23,953 we know that you're being snobby by the way. 572 00:25:23,953 --> 00:25:25,093 - That's insane. 573 00:25:25,093 --> 00:25:27,963 - And I remember you using 'diaphanous' once. 574 00:25:27,963 --> 00:25:28,796 You know what I mean? 575 00:25:28,796 --> 00:25:32,723 What black girl, God, uses 'diaphanous'? 576 00:25:32,723 --> 00:25:33,836 - This black girl. 577 00:25:34,903 --> 00:25:36,143 - It's just weird. 578 00:25:36,143 --> 00:25:39,089 - Oh so what now I'm not black enough for you either? 579 00:25:39,089 --> 00:25:43,083 - You know what Cas, go ahead, sell us out. 580 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,223 I don't give a shit anymore. 581 00:25:44,223 --> 00:25:46,799 - Yeah, do whatever. 582 00:25:46,799 --> 00:25:49,549 (suspense music) 583 00:25:51,728 --> 00:25:54,311 (upbeat music)