1 00:00:00,184 --> 00:00:02,684 (intro music) 2 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:10,007 (upbeat music) 3 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:16,883 - Well, we have an Oscar winning writer 4 00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:18,193 named talent attached 5 00:00:18,193 --> 00:00:20,636 and the whole town is talking about our movie. 6 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:22,866 Where did we go wrong? 7 00:00:23,843 --> 00:00:27,143 - And it's all one big fat lie. 8 00:00:27,143 --> 00:00:29,213 - Like faking an orgasm. 9 00:00:29,213 --> 00:00:30,151 - Tell me about it. 10 00:00:30,151 --> 00:00:31,813 - I've never done that before. 11 00:00:31,813 --> 00:00:32,646 - Now what? 12 00:00:34,133 --> 00:00:35,423 - I guess we make a movie? 13 00:00:35,423 --> 00:00:36,256 - How? 14 00:00:37,323 --> 00:00:38,903 - The way everybody else does? 15 00:00:38,903 --> 00:00:41,253 - Movies cost money. 16 00:00:41,253 --> 00:00:43,533 - Maybe I'll go ahead and let guys pet the puss 17 00:00:43,533 --> 00:00:44,963 for some extra tips? 18 00:00:44,963 --> 00:00:45,796 - That's a good idea. 19 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:48,403 Maybe I'll do the same thing for tips. 20 00:00:48,403 --> 00:00:51,853 - Maybe we'll just let it quietly all go away. 21 00:00:51,853 --> 00:00:53,403 Pretend it never happened. 22 00:00:53,403 --> 00:00:57,113 - How do we explain it to all the managers and agents? 23 00:00:57,113 --> 00:00:59,284 Studios, 24 00:00:59,284 --> 00:01:00,493 (laughs) Willard, 25 00:01:00,493 --> 00:01:02,063 Archie ball. 26 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:05,393 - Well, Hey, maybe Arch ball will never finish the script. 27 00:01:05,393 --> 00:01:07,143 Clearly his memory isn't that sharp. 28 00:01:07,143 --> 00:01:08,003 I mean, he remembered me 29 00:01:08,003 --> 00:01:10,353 but he couldn't remember me from where. 30 00:01:10,353 --> 00:01:11,186 - Do you? 31 00:01:11,186 --> 00:01:13,363 - Of course the club. Where else? 32 00:01:13,363 --> 00:01:15,013 I kind of remember him. 33 00:01:15,013 --> 00:01:16,543 He always smelled of suntan oil 34 00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:18,441 and he wore these thin sweat pants. 35 00:01:18,441 --> 00:01:19,563 - Eeww. 36 00:01:19,563 --> 00:01:22,356 - Oh man, he got a good size member. It was girthy. 37 00:01:22,356 --> 00:01:23,189 - (laughs) 38 00:01:23,189 --> 00:01:24,022 - What? 39 00:01:24,022 --> 00:01:26,433 He did and he was a good tipper too. 40 00:01:26,433 --> 00:01:29,933 - So Cas, this was your plan. 41 00:01:29,933 --> 00:01:31,163 - Now what? 42 00:01:31,163 --> 00:01:32,423 - What? 43 00:01:32,423 --> 00:01:33,573 My plan? 44 00:01:33,573 --> 00:01:35,753 - You're the one who got Mabel involved. 45 00:01:35,753 --> 00:01:37,133 - She's right. 46 00:01:37,133 --> 00:01:38,583 - I can't believe you guys going to try to pin this 47 00:01:38,583 --> 00:01:39,453 all on me. 48 00:01:39,453 --> 00:01:41,206 Okay. Yeah, I guess I did. 49 00:01:41,206 --> 00:01:45,233 - Mm-hmm. - (sighs) 50 00:01:45,233 --> 00:01:47,393 - Okay. I say we bury it. 51 00:01:47,393 --> 00:01:50,603 Just, you know, forget the whole stupid thing 52 00:01:50,603 --> 00:01:53,096 and work hard at our careers. 53 00:01:53,993 --> 00:01:55,463 - I think you're right. 54 00:01:55,463 --> 00:01:57,643 I think we need back out of this thing 55 00:01:57,643 --> 00:02:00,522 before blows up in our face and we're black bold. 56 00:02:00,522 --> 00:02:03,272 (phone vibrates) 57 00:02:04,383 --> 00:02:05,216 - Huh? 58 00:02:05,216 --> 00:02:06,049 - Why? 59 00:02:06,049 --> 00:02:07,673 - It's from Mabel. 60 00:02:07,673 --> 00:02:09,123 Hey girl, 61 00:02:09,123 --> 00:02:12,573 just wanted to let you know the press release dropped today. 62 00:02:12,573 --> 00:02:14,163 It's official. 63 00:02:14,163 --> 00:02:15,526 No turning back now. 64 00:02:16,453 --> 00:02:18,165 Smiley face. 65 00:02:18,165 --> 00:02:18,998 (upbeat music) 66 00:02:18,998 --> 00:02:20,143 - Fuck 67 00:02:21,310 --> 00:02:23,801 (upbeat music) 68 00:02:23,801 --> 00:02:25,718 ♪ Yeah ♪ 69 00:02:28,971 --> 00:02:31,043 - This our final center now. 70 00:02:31,043 --> 00:02:32,953 Need you all to take a deep breath 71 00:02:33,833 --> 00:02:34,922 in through your nose. 72 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:37,343 - (inhales) 73 00:02:37,343 --> 00:02:38,455 And then a big sigh. 74 00:02:38,455 --> 00:02:40,788 - (exhales) 75 00:02:42,513 --> 00:02:43,431 - Again now. 76 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:45,764 - (inhales) 77 00:02:46,613 --> 00:02:49,533 - (exhales) 78 00:02:49,533 --> 00:02:50,573 - Good. 79 00:02:50,573 --> 00:02:53,333 This one is called the Mr. Bubble breath. 80 00:02:53,333 --> 00:02:56,523 It's like you're sleeping into a warm soothening 81 00:02:56,523 --> 00:02:57,753 bubble bath. 82 00:02:57,753 --> 00:02:59,283 Whatever makes you feel. 83 00:02:59,283 --> 00:03:00,633 Relaxed. 84 00:03:00,633 --> 00:03:02,773 - How about they just had great sex breath. 85 00:03:02,773 --> 00:03:03,916 - That's very funny. 86 00:03:04,913 --> 00:03:06,663 But let's take this seriously. Okay? 87 00:03:06,663 --> 00:03:07,809 Again. 88 00:03:07,809 --> 00:03:09,783 (inhales) 89 00:03:09,783 --> 00:03:11,113 - [whispers] I've had a knot in my stomach ever since 90 00:03:11,113 --> 00:03:12,933 the press release has dropped. 91 00:03:12,933 --> 00:03:14,323 - [whispers] That's a good thing we signed up for this 92 00:03:14,323 --> 00:03:16,043 breath work class then. 93 00:03:16,043 --> 00:03:17,021 You relax you. 94 00:03:17,021 --> 00:03:18,947 - (inhales) okay now. 95 00:03:18,947 --> 00:03:20,203 (inhales) - (exhales) 96 00:03:20,203 --> 00:03:21,036 - I'm serious. 97 00:03:21,036 --> 00:03:23,483 [whispers] It's good and very battling for us. 98 00:03:23,483 --> 00:03:26,106 - [whispers] Cas. You need to chill out. Okay? 99 00:03:27,058 --> 00:03:29,533 It has a pair of short memory. 100 00:03:29,533 --> 00:03:32,263 - [whispers] That's not what your acting teacher said. 101 00:03:32,263 --> 00:03:33,963 She said, we need to keep our noses clean 102 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:36,038 not get involved in any scandal. 103 00:03:36,038 --> 00:03:40,083 - Ladies, people are here to feel the power of the universe. 104 00:03:40,083 --> 00:03:41,923 Caressing them. 105 00:03:41,923 --> 00:03:43,903 Penetrating them. 106 00:03:43,903 --> 00:03:45,821 Not through you chit-chat. 107 00:03:45,821 --> 00:03:47,049 - Sorry. 108 00:03:47,049 --> 00:03:47,882 - Sorry. Sorry. 109 00:03:47,882 --> 00:03:48,833 - Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 110 00:03:48,833 --> 00:03:52,943 - Okay. Let's all get rid of that stagnant 111 00:03:52,943 --> 00:03:53,776 energy. 112 00:03:55,893 --> 00:03:57,093 All right. This is my newest one 113 00:03:57,093 --> 00:04:00,052 called the alternating nostril breath. 114 00:04:00,052 --> 00:04:02,219 (inhales) 115 00:04:05,213 --> 00:04:09,018 - [whispers] Cas, if you have gold feet, back out. 116 00:04:09,018 --> 00:04:11,142 Much more reason I'm all in. 117 00:04:11,142 --> 00:04:14,553 - [whispers] Yeah. But I have more to lose than you do. 118 00:04:14,553 --> 00:04:16,123 - [whispers] What the (beep) does that mean? 119 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:18,013 - [whispers] I didn't mean it like that. 120 00:04:18,013 --> 00:04:20,036 - [whispers] Seriously? I wasn't rude. 121 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,428 - [whispers] I was just saying 122 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:24,553 you both have jobs to go back to 123 00:04:24,553 --> 00:04:25,423 and pay the bills. 124 00:04:25,423 --> 00:04:27,193 I don't have a backup plan. 125 00:04:27,193 --> 00:04:29,273 - [whispers] Listen, it's going to be fine. 126 00:04:29,273 --> 00:04:31,823 That'll perv hasn't written it marketable script. 127 00:04:31,823 --> 00:04:32,808 Since I was an ache. 128 00:04:32,808 --> 00:04:34,725 What makes you think he's going to start now? 129 00:04:34,725 --> 00:04:35,558 (sniffs) 130 00:04:35,558 --> 00:04:36,391 (drags item) 131 00:04:36,391 --> 00:04:38,050 - They say the first draft is usually a piece of (beep). 132 00:04:38,050 --> 00:04:39,483 Well, not this one. 133 00:04:39,483 --> 00:04:42,463 There's 118 pages of solid (beep) gold. 134 00:04:42,463 --> 00:04:43,883 - Oh, that's exciting. 135 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:46,513 - They're replacing your mantle girls and lay off the carbs. 136 00:04:46,513 --> 00:04:48,431 So you look good in your red carpet gowns. 137 00:04:48,431 --> 00:04:50,513 - Deep Gorge Drifters. 138 00:04:50,513 --> 00:04:52,113 - Great title, right? 139 00:04:52,113 --> 00:04:53,363 Deep Gorge. (laughs) 140 00:04:53,363 --> 00:04:55,099 - Is that like um. 141 00:04:55,099 --> 00:04:55,932 Euthanism? 142 00:04:55,932 --> 00:04:56,765 - Not all myth. 143 00:04:56,765 --> 00:04:57,623 - Huh? Okay, good. 144 00:04:57,623 --> 00:04:58,646 Cause it sounds a little, you know. 145 00:04:58,646 --> 00:05:02,103 - No. No. It is a direct reference to the vagina. 146 00:05:02,103 --> 00:05:04,173 The birthplace of all life on this planet. 147 00:05:04,173 --> 00:05:07,363 An allegory of rebirth. It is a beautiful thing. 148 00:05:07,363 --> 00:05:10,539 The goop shoot, honeypot, but whisker biscuits. 149 00:05:10,539 --> 00:05:12,483 - Okay. We get it. 150 00:05:12,483 --> 00:05:15,733 the bacon sandwich, the bearded clam, the wizard's sleeve. 151 00:05:15,733 --> 00:05:17,895 - Hold up. Mine's tight. 152 00:05:17,895 --> 00:05:18,793 - Oh. 153 00:05:18,793 --> 00:05:21,253 How will I remember? (chuckle) 154 00:05:21,253 --> 00:05:24,197 - Wow. I can't wait to read it. 155 00:05:24,197 --> 00:05:25,273 - (beep) you can't wait. 156 00:05:25,273 --> 00:05:27,122 Cause it's one of the best things I've ever written. 157 00:05:27,122 --> 00:05:28,593 it's got everything. 158 00:05:28,593 --> 00:05:31,614 Action, romance, entry. I wrote the hell out of your parts. 159 00:05:31,614 --> 00:05:33,263 You're never going to get anything. 160 00:05:33,263 --> 00:05:35,993 This is meaty written for you ever again. 161 00:05:35,993 --> 00:05:37,483 You're just going to want to suck every word 162 00:05:37,483 --> 00:05:38,453 right off the bone. 163 00:05:38,453 --> 00:05:39,923 - So who do we play? 164 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,813 - Three guns slinging fugitives 165 00:05:41,813 --> 00:05:43,493 sisters hiding out in a small town 166 00:05:43,493 --> 00:05:45,203 after avenging the death of your father 167 00:05:45,203 --> 00:05:46,573 at the hands of his partner. 168 00:05:46,573 --> 00:05:48,055 And the Tory's land barren. 169 00:05:48,055 --> 00:05:49,993 - Sounds like a real script. 170 00:05:49,993 --> 00:05:51,483 - You're hiding the loot you stole from. 171 00:05:51,483 --> 00:05:54,163 And even though it's rightfully yours, you have to lay low. 172 00:05:54,163 --> 00:05:55,453 And while you do, 173 00:05:55,453 --> 00:05:57,383 you each fall in love with local woman 174 00:05:57,383 --> 00:06:00,063 who you cannot let discover your secret. 175 00:06:00,063 --> 00:06:01,350 I tell you I'm tingling. 176 00:06:01,350 --> 00:06:02,363 - (chuckles) 177 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:03,713 - I'm actually a little hard. 178 00:06:03,713 --> 00:06:05,073 Just like I wasn't around at the end of the 179 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,773 last screen by the one being Oscar. 180 00:06:06,773 --> 00:06:08,013 This is big girls! 181 00:06:08,013 --> 00:06:09,723 And it's got everything you asked for, 182 00:06:09,723 --> 00:06:11,323 including a great part for Harpo 183 00:06:11,323 --> 00:06:12,453 - ah. Willard. 184 00:06:12,453 --> 00:06:15,987 - Now the question is, are you ready for it? 185 00:06:15,987 --> 00:06:16,843 - Um. I guess. 186 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:17,703 - Oh. No, no, no. 187 00:06:17,703 --> 00:06:19,613 Come on now. 188 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:20,503 Are 189 00:06:20,503 --> 00:06:21,473 You 190 00:06:21,473 --> 00:06:22,383 Ready? 191 00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:23,216 - For what? 192 00:06:25,086 --> 00:06:26,835 - To ride out your lives. 193 00:06:26,835 --> 00:06:28,723 (upbeat music) 194 00:06:28,723 --> 00:06:30,193 - So he did remember me. 195 00:06:30,193 --> 00:06:32,133 - Oh, you must be very proud. 196 00:06:32,133 --> 00:06:34,433 - That just proves that I'm not easy to forget. 197 00:06:34,433 --> 00:06:36,363 - I (beep) you. 198 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:37,503 - Thanks babe. 199 00:06:37,503 --> 00:06:40,163 - Okay. Okay (sighs) Let's give her a little chance 200 00:06:40,163 --> 00:06:41,623 to read the script 201 00:06:41,623 --> 00:06:43,193 maybe he'll hate it. 202 00:06:43,193 --> 00:06:46,233 Well, maybe he'll think it's dated and irrelevant. 203 00:06:46,233 --> 00:06:47,066 (beep) 204 00:06:47,066 --> 00:06:48,616 (upbeat music) 205 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:49,503 - I love it! 206 00:06:49,503 --> 00:06:50,673 It's current. 207 00:06:50,673 --> 00:06:52,184 It's relevant. 208 00:06:52,184 --> 00:06:54,483 It's a masterpiece. 209 00:06:54,483 --> 00:06:55,316 - That good, huh? 210 00:06:55,316 --> 00:06:56,163 - No. 211 00:06:56,163 --> 00:06:57,271 It's great. 212 00:06:57,271 --> 00:06:58,293 Dickey 213 00:06:59,643 --> 00:07:02,703 - But probably too expensive, right? 214 00:07:02,703 --> 00:07:04,675 - Well normally I would say yes 215 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:07,123 but I know someone with a Western ranch. 216 00:07:07,123 --> 00:07:10,413 We can get it for nothing on authentic Western town. 217 00:07:10,413 --> 00:07:11,753 Actually they owed me a favor. 218 00:07:11,753 --> 00:07:12,973 I was a celebrity host 219 00:07:12,973 --> 00:07:15,077 at a fundraiser for terminally ill kids. 220 00:07:15,077 --> 00:07:17,053 - (laughs) 221 00:07:17,053 --> 00:07:18,446 Terminally ill kids. 222 00:07:18,446 --> 00:07:20,526 What are the odds? 223 00:07:20,526 --> 00:07:22,336 - That's about it? 224 00:07:22,336 --> 00:07:24,353 Just like somebody died. 225 00:07:24,353 --> 00:07:25,870 You should be happy. 226 00:07:25,870 --> 00:07:28,153 Okay. Is this the pasta some wrong with the pasta? 227 00:07:28,153 --> 00:07:29,620 I can go back and whip up something. 228 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:32,076 - No. Willard. The pasta is fine. 229 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,333 - What is it? 230 00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:35,363 Is it me? 231 00:07:35,363 --> 00:07:36,963 You don't want me in your movie? 232 00:07:38,263 --> 00:07:39,096 This was it. 233 00:07:39,096 --> 00:07:41,483 My big comeback role. 234 00:07:41,483 --> 00:07:42,883 And I'm not what you want. 235 00:07:42,883 --> 00:07:45,033 - No Willard. (sighs) 236 00:07:45,033 --> 00:07:46,403 - No ladies. 237 00:07:46,403 --> 00:07:50,167 I really didn't want to tell you, but I've been really sick. 238 00:07:50,167 --> 00:07:51,629 (coughs) 239 00:07:51,629 --> 00:07:53,229 - (coughs) - Oh god. 240 00:07:53,229 --> 00:07:54,979 - Oh my god. Willard. 241 00:07:55,859 --> 00:07:57,743 - This was going to be my last big role 242 00:07:57,743 --> 00:08:00,783 before I go to that big movie studio. I'm just glad. 243 00:08:00,783 --> 00:08:03,013 - Why didn't you say something earlier? 244 00:08:03,013 --> 00:08:05,263 - (coughs) 245 00:08:06,243 --> 00:08:07,773 - Do you see what I did there? 246 00:08:07,773 --> 00:08:08,606 I got you. 247 00:08:08,606 --> 00:08:11,813 That was some U S D A Prime grade A acting 248 00:08:11,813 --> 00:08:12,859 right before your very eyes. 249 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:14,023 - (claps) 250 00:08:14,023 --> 00:08:14,856 That was good. 251 00:08:14,856 --> 00:08:15,847 You had me. 252 00:08:15,847 --> 00:08:17,426 - You need me in your movie. 253 00:08:18,473 --> 00:08:19,306 - Cheese? 254 00:08:19,306 --> 00:08:20,139 - Yes. 255 00:08:20,139 --> 00:08:21,633 - No. No. No! (bang) 256 00:08:21,633 --> 00:08:22,833 - Okay. Okay. No cheese. 257 00:08:24,843 --> 00:08:26,013 - I can't do this anymore. 258 00:08:26,013 --> 00:08:27,353 - Do what? 259 00:08:27,353 --> 00:08:28,186 - Cas. 260 00:08:30,094 --> 00:08:31,456 - There's no movie. 261 00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:35,556 - Excuse me? 262 00:08:36,443 --> 00:08:37,923 - There's no movie. 263 00:08:37,923 --> 00:08:38,843 I'm sorry, Willard. 264 00:08:38,843 --> 00:08:41,393 This has gotten out of hand and I can't keep it up. 265 00:08:42,803 --> 00:08:44,740 Girls. I'm really sorry. 266 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:46,303 - No. Don't. It's okay. 267 00:08:46,303 --> 00:08:48,403 - Yeah. You should know the truth. 268 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:49,236 - The truth. 269 00:08:49,236 --> 00:08:50,743 What is the truth? 270 00:08:50,743 --> 00:08:54,023 - We started this as a goof, sort of. 271 00:08:54,023 --> 00:08:55,256 Nope, just a 272 00:08:55,256 --> 00:08:57,613 a scheme to jumpstart our careers. 273 00:08:57,613 --> 00:08:58,793 - Maybe meet some in. 274 00:08:58,793 --> 00:09:00,263 - Husbands. 275 00:09:00,263 --> 00:09:02,683 I mean, it's not like I can't get a man but. 276 00:09:02,683 --> 00:09:04,993 - We wanted to create some work for ourselves 277 00:09:04,993 --> 00:09:06,982 and to network, to do something anything 278 00:09:06,982 --> 00:09:08,973 to get to the next level. 279 00:09:08,973 --> 00:09:11,526 We're tired of watching other actors get all the parts when 280 00:09:11,526 --> 00:09:12,963 we know we're just as good. 281 00:09:12,963 --> 00:09:13,796 - Or better. 282 00:09:13,796 --> 00:09:16,303 - Or better. Right! 283 00:09:16,303 --> 00:09:17,973 But (sighs) you don't get gas 284 00:09:17,973 --> 00:09:21,076 because so-and-so has more followers or whatever. 285 00:09:22,433 --> 00:09:25,923 But (sighs) we never thought it would take off like this. 286 00:09:25,923 --> 00:09:27,213 - That's for sure. 287 00:09:27,213 --> 00:09:28,106 - We're really sorry. 288 00:09:28,106 --> 00:09:31,653 (bass music background) 289 00:09:31,653 --> 00:09:33,423 - So there's no movie? 290 00:09:33,423 --> 00:09:36,776 - No, there's no movie. 291 00:09:38,323 --> 00:09:40,533 - My dream of being in a Western is over 292 00:09:40,533 --> 00:09:42,043 before whatever started. 293 00:09:42,043 --> 00:09:44,336 - Oh god. We really suck. 294 00:09:46,799 --> 00:09:48,280 - You fooled me. 295 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:52,363 - I know and please, please accept our apology. 296 00:09:52,363 --> 00:09:55,233 - No, you really made a fool out of me. 297 00:09:55,233 --> 00:09:58,003 You saw me as an easy target. 298 00:09:58,003 --> 00:10:00,443 Somebody you could take advantage of. 299 00:10:00,443 --> 00:10:03,253 I've seen some (beep) in my life and in my career 300 00:10:03,253 --> 00:10:04,426 but what's worse is? 301 00:10:05,393 --> 00:10:07,770 I really grown to care about you three. 302 00:10:07,770 --> 00:10:10,063 And you sitting here in my house 303 00:10:10,063 --> 00:10:14,103 eating my food and it's all a lot. 304 00:10:14,103 --> 00:10:16,133 You probably have never seen the color purple. 305 00:10:16,133 --> 00:10:16,966 - No. Of course! - 6 times! 306 00:10:16,966 --> 00:10:17,799 - We're like 60. 307 00:10:17,799 --> 00:10:19,293 - So just, just go. 308 00:10:19,293 --> 00:10:20,583 - Willard. 309 00:10:20,583 --> 00:10:22,099 - No. Please go. 310 00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:24,143 (bass music background) 311 00:10:24,143 --> 00:10:25,293 - Okay girls, let's go. 312 00:10:28,343 --> 00:10:29,176 - Gotcha! - (shock) 313 00:10:29,176 --> 00:10:30,643 - See what I did there? 314 00:10:30,643 --> 00:10:32,153 - I beg your pardon? 315 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,596 - I'm a (beep) great actor. 316 00:10:34,581 --> 00:10:36,263 And we're going to make this day a movie. 317 00:10:36,263 --> 00:10:38,803 - Oh my god, I felt so bad. 318 00:10:38,803 --> 00:10:39,963 - You think I didn't see the three 319 00:10:39,963 --> 00:10:41,371 of y'all coming from a mile away? 320 00:10:41,371 --> 00:10:42,204 - What? 321 00:10:42,204 --> 00:10:44,843 - I have been in this industry over 40 years. 322 00:10:44,843 --> 00:10:47,303 - I can tell whether a project is real. 323 00:10:47,303 --> 00:10:49,673 And when it's not, or when you're just talking or blowing 324 00:10:49,673 --> 00:10:52,423 smoke up my colon, it tickles. 325 00:10:52,423 --> 00:10:54,123 I sense something specially 326 00:10:55,133 --> 00:10:57,993 and this script is off the chain. 327 00:10:57,993 --> 00:10:59,493 We're going to make this move. 328 00:11:00,353 --> 00:11:01,493 - How? 329 00:11:01,493 --> 00:11:02,476 - I have no clue. 330 00:11:03,783 --> 00:11:06,366 (upbeat music) 331 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:32,306 - Let's hear it from Valentina. 332 00:11:32,306 --> 00:11:35,313 (applause) 333 00:11:35,313 --> 00:11:36,146 Now. 334 00:11:36,146 --> 00:11:37,596 Give it up for crystal. 335 00:11:42,514 --> 00:11:44,263 (upbeat music) 336 00:11:44,263 --> 00:11:46,140 - Hi Walter, having fun? 337 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:49,423 - You always asked me the same question. 338 00:11:49,423 --> 00:11:50,913 Am I having fun? 339 00:11:50,913 --> 00:11:53,753 - Sorry. It's a habit, I guess. We ask all the guys. 340 00:11:53,753 --> 00:11:57,073 - Am I just one of the guys? 341 00:11:57,073 --> 00:11:58,973 - No. When I ask you, I really mean it. 342 00:11:58,973 --> 00:12:01,623 You're one of the few in here whose company I enjoy. 343 00:12:01,623 --> 00:12:02,583 You're like my homie. 344 00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:04,856 - I think of you as a friend too. 345 00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:08,853 What's wrong? 346 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,413 - Nothing. You want to dance? 347 00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:11,543 - Come on now. 348 00:12:11,543 --> 00:12:13,873 Something's going on? 349 00:12:13,873 --> 00:12:16,813 - Yeah, but I get paid to help people forget their trouble. 350 00:12:16,813 --> 00:12:17,883 So. 351 00:12:17,883 --> 00:12:20,053 - There's time for that later. 352 00:12:20,053 --> 00:12:21,483 Right now. 353 00:12:21,483 --> 00:12:23,676 I want to know what's on your mind. 354 00:12:26,973 --> 00:12:29,243 - So, you know, I do this for the money, right? 355 00:12:29,243 --> 00:12:30,863 But I'm really an actress. 356 00:12:30,863 --> 00:12:33,373 - I imagine this isn't the dream job 357 00:12:33,373 --> 00:12:34,816 for most girls. 358 00:12:35,943 --> 00:12:37,266 But an actress. Huh? 359 00:12:38,273 --> 00:12:39,663 That's exciting. 360 00:12:39,663 --> 00:12:42,073 - Yeah. So me and my friends, we decided to make a movie. 361 00:12:42,073 --> 00:12:44,383 We'll pretend to make one 362 00:12:44,383 --> 00:12:46,993 - Pretend? But why? 363 00:12:46,993 --> 00:12:48,693 - To create some buzz 364 00:12:48,693 --> 00:12:50,623 - To get our social media numbers up 365 00:12:50,623 --> 00:12:52,903 manifest some acting opportunities. 366 00:12:52,903 --> 00:12:53,736 I don't know. 367 00:12:53,736 --> 00:12:54,873 - It's just stupid. 368 00:12:54,873 --> 00:12:57,481 - Sounds pretty creative actually. 369 00:12:57,481 --> 00:12:59,383 What's the problem? 370 00:12:59,383 --> 00:13:02,053 - All of a sudden, this lie just grew and grew and grew 371 00:13:02,053 --> 00:13:03,973 until we couldn't control it anymore. 372 00:13:03,973 --> 00:13:05,303 Now agents are calling. 373 00:13:05,303 --> 00:13:07,273 And actors are trying to set up meetings. 374 00:13:07,273 --> 00:13:09,413 And we have this amazing script. 375 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:10,993 And I don't know it just. (poof) 376 00:13:10,993 --> 00:13:12,623 - Hold on. 377 00:13:12,623 --> 00:13:13,933 Agents are calling? 378 00:13:13,933 --> 00:13:15,163 - Yeah. 379 00:13:15,163 --> 00:13:16,583 - You have a good script? 380 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:19,203 - It's everything written by this old writer. 381 00:13:19,203 --> 00:13:21,053 Archibald Maxwell 382 00:13:21,053 --> 00:13:22,863 - Archibald Maxwell! 383 00:13:22,863 --> 00:13:24,873 - You've heard of him? 384 00:13:24,873 --> 00:13:25,723 - Good Lord. 385 00:13:25,723 --> 00:13:26,783 He's a legend. 386 00:13:26,783 --> 00:13:28,843 - Well, he wrote this cool (ass) Western for me 387 00:13:28,843 --> 00:13:29,853 and my friends. 388 00:13:29,853 --> 00:13:31,743 Great roles for all of us. 389 00:13:31,743 --> 00:13:34,433 We even have this actor Willard Peuden Bolt. 390 00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:36,073 He's been in a bunch of great movies. 391 00:13:36,073 --> 00:13:38,343 - So where's the problem? 392 00:13:38,343 --> 00:13:39,793 As they say 393 00:13:39,793 --> 00:13:42,433 a problem well-put 394 00:13:42,433 --> 00:13:44,273 is half solved. 395 00:13:44,273 --> 00:13:46,553 - Well, we don't have a single cent to make the movie 396 00:13:46,553 --> 00:13:47,393 nothing. 397 00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:50,103 Since this is all just one big fat lie. 398 00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:51,103 - But think about it. 399 00:13:51,103 --> 00:13:53,573 Isn't that how all movies get started? 400 00:13:53,573 --> 00:13:56,470 A good script, a great cast? 401 00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:59,893 - I suppose so? But then they can go to an investor 402 00:13:59,893 --> 00:14:01,653 or a studio to get their movie made. 403 00:14:01,653 --> 00:14:03,466 And that's the piece we ain't got. 404 00:14:04,623 --> 00:14:05,456 - So 405 00:14:06,663 --> 00:14:07,936 how much you need? 406 00:14:08,903 --> 00:14:09,736 - I don't know. 407 00:14:09,736 --> 00:14:10,693 It's big. 408 00:14:10,693 --> 00:14:11,973 It's a period Western. 409 00:14:11,973 --> 00:14:13,323 With it's costumes? 410 00:14:13,323 --> 00:14:14,513 Special effects? 411 00:14:14,513 --> 00:14:16,376 Stunts? Horses? 412 00:14:17,463 --> 00:14:20,253 - Will a million dollars do it. 413 00:14:20,253 --> 00:14:22,561 - Yeah. Maybe I'll skip up a million dollar bills tonight. 414 00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:23,966 - You don't have to. 415 00:14:24,923 --> 00:14:26,056 I'm good for it. 416 00:14:27,163 --> 00:14:29,083 - Okay. Ha-ha. 417 00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:30,203 Let's get you that dance. 418 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,506 - I'm serious. 419 00:14:32,543 --> 00:14:37,266 I've got lots of money and not many years left to spend it. 420 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:39,146 No kids, 421 00:14:40,033 --> 00:14:41,193 wife died. 422 00:14:41,193 --> 00:14:42,983 I could leave it all to Bootsie 423 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,826 but he probably voted all in catnip. 424 00:14:48,563 --> 00:14:50,603 - Wait, so you're not kidding? 425 00:14:50,603 --> 00:14:54,353 - I wouldn't mind investing in an Archibald Maxwell film. 426 00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:57,093 And then in you of course 427 00:14:57,983 --> 00:14:59,179 - Look at me, Walter. 428 00:14:59,179 --> 00:15:00,453 That's crazy. 429 00:15:00,453 --> 00:15:03,333 I don't know how we would ever even be able to pay you back? 430 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:04,743 - So 431 00:15:04,743 --> 00:15:06,223 don't 432 00:15:06,223 --> 00:15:08,683 it's just money 433 00:15:08,683 --> 00:15:10,523 - A million dollars? 434 00:15:10,523 --> 00:15:12,224 - Is that enough? 435 00:15:12,224 --> 00:15:15,056 I don't know much about these things. 436 00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:24,397 - You don't just (beep) with me, right? 437 00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:28,443 (wine filling up) 438 00:15:28,443 --> 00:15:29,533 - Enjoy. - Thank you. 439 00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:31,103 - So what's the news? 440 00:15:31,103 --> 00:15:32,453 - Hold on. 441 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,008 We need our champagne first. 442 00:15:34,008 --> 00:15:36,023 - (beep) girl. You ordered the good stuff. 443 00:15:36,023 --> 00:15:38,163 What did little Wayne visit the club last time? 444 00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:40,273 - No, even better. 445 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,453 - So I told you guys about Walter, right? 446 00:15:42,453 --> 00:15:44,663 - Yeah. Sure. The old dude with the dog (beep). 447 00:15:44,663 --> 00:15:45,513 - Stop. No. 448 00:15:45,513 --> 00:15:46,363 - What is it? 449 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,343 - Anyway. Okay. 450 00:15:47,343 --> 00:15:50,443 Okay. So he's giving us money to make the movie. 451 00:15:50,443 --> 00:15:51,276 - What?! 452 00:15:51,276 --> 00:15:52,146 - Yes! 453 00:15:52,146 --> 00:15:54,586 - (beep) Somebody put out of the VIP room. 454 00:15:55,573 --> 00:15:56,453 - How much money? 455 00:15:56,453 --> 00:15:57,613 - Wait for it. 456 00:15:57,613 --> 00:15:58,446 Wait for it. 457 00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:00,226 A million dollar! 458 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,643 - (shouts) What! 459 00:16:02,643 --> 00:16:05,395 - Oh my god. How did you put out in the VIP room? 460 00:16:05,395 --> 00:16:07,219 - Are you serious? It's amazing! 461 00:16:07,219 --> 00:16:09,702 - Its mysterious as a (beep) heart attack! 462 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,723 - We're going to have to give all Walter a tripper. 463 00:16:11,723 --> 00:16:12,556 - I mean he deserves it 464 00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:15,581 but he just really wants to help us Ali. 465 00:16:15,581 --> 00:16:17,693 - Guys. Ladies we are doing this. 466 00:16:17,693 --> 00:16:18,903 - Oh my god. 467 00:16:18,903 --> 00:16:21,050 - Here's the hottest producing team in Hollywood. 468 00:16:21,050 --> 00:16:21,923 (champagne clicks) 469 00:16:21,923 --> 00:16:22,896 - Come on hottest. 470 00:16:25,563 --> 00:16:29,296 - So even with a million dollars, (beep) that feels good. 471 00:16:31,203 --> 00:16:33,953 - This director is probably out of our budget range, 472 00:16:33,953 --> 00:16:37,073 but miracles do happen, right? 473 00:16:37,073 --> 00:16:38,180 - That's right, right. 474 00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:39,903 - Thanks for setting this up. 475 00:16:39,903 --> 00:16:41,963 - Oh, Hey. You'd be amazed at who I meet 476 00:16:41,963 --> 00:16:43,443 when I'm parking cars on Hollywood. 477 00:16:43,443 --> 00:16:46,206 - We are working it ladies working it. 478 00:16:47,193 --> 00:16:48,026 - Is that him? 479 00:16:48,026 --> 00:16:49,467 - Hey! 480 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,363 - Hey. 481 00:16:50,363 --> 00:16:51,306 - That is him. 482 00:16:52,783 --> 00:16:53,616 - Ladies. 483 00:16:53,616 --> 00:16:54,449 - Hi. - Hector. 484 00:16:54,449 --> 00:16:56,796 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 485 00:16:56,796 --> 00:16:59,013 (chuckles) 486 00:16:59,013 --> 00:17:00,134 - Sorry. I'm late. 487 00:17:00,134 --> 00:17:02,263 - Where were you at some big Hollywood meeting 488 00:17:02,263 --> 00:17:04,193 at Warner Brothers or Universal? 489 00:17:04,193 --> 00:17:05,614 - Bigger, better? 490 00:17:05,614 --> 00:17:07,189 My son's piano recital. 491 00:17:07,189 --> 00:17:08,414 (awee) 492 00:17:08,414 --> 00:17:09,453 (laughs) 493 00:17:09,453 --> 00:17:10,621 - No, a single dad duties. 494 00:17:10,621 --> 00:17:11,823 - I hear you. 495 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:12,693 Mine's five. 496 00:17:12,693 --> 00:17:13,556 - Six and eight. 497 00:17:13,556 --> 00:17:15,449 - Huh. Okay. Your aunt's full? 498 00:17:15,449 --> 00:17:17,223 - (whistles) Sure. Do. 499 00:17:17,223 --> 00:17:18,522 - Oh, let's sit? 500 00:17:18,522 --> 00:17:19,355 - Yeah. Okay. - That's good. 501 00:17:19,355 --> 00:17:20,188 - Yes. 502 00:17:23,683 --> 00:17:24,516 - Champagne? 503 00:17:24,516 --> 00:17:26,653 - Sure! Thanks. Why not? 504 00:17:26,653 --> 00:17:27,956 - It's good to see you again. 505 00:17:27,956 --> 00:17:29,973 - Yes. Yes. I've been meaning to ask you about the 506 00:17:29,973 --> 00:17:31,321 missing change in my car. 507 00:17:31,321 --> 00:17:33,046 - Ha-ha-ha. Very funny. 508 00:17:33,046 --> 00:17:34,683 (laughs) 509 00:17:34,683 --> 00:17:37,863 - So. Can I just start by saying, I love the script. 510 00:17:37,863 --> 00:17:40,153 I absolutely love it. 511 00:17:40,153 --> 00:17:41,413 I do really. 512 00:17:41,413 --> 00:17:42,713 - Honestly, iit turned out way better 513 00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:44,613 than we could have dreamed it would. 514 00:17:44,613 --> 00:17:45,523 - The writer really brought it 515 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:46,470 - And he's a little acentric 516 00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:47,712 but the man is a genius. 517 00:17:47,712 --> 00:17:48,752 - Clearly. 518 00:17:48,752 --> 00:17:50,126 - So you consider directing it? 519 00:17:50,126 --> 00:17:51,053 - Course. 520 00:17:51,053 --> 00:17:52,133 Are you kidding me? 521 00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:53,343 These don't come around often. 522 00:17:53,343 --> 00:17:55,013 What is the 523 00:17:55,013 --> 00:17:56,493 budget? 524 00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:57,326 - A million 525 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,159 - Check please. 526 00:18:00,043 --> 00:18:02,003 - A million. That's it really? 527 00:18:02,003 --> 00:18:04,623 - Well, we understand that in your world that is not 528 00:18:04,623 --> 00:18:06,533 a lot of money, but to us it's 529 00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:08,543 - Not a lot. That was the catering budget 530 00:18:08,543 --> 00:18:09,376 on my last film. 531 00:18:09,376 --> 00:18:11,286 - I mean, we could get more. I could ask. 532 00:18:11,286 --> 00:18:12,953 - Like a hundred million more? 533 00:18:12,953 --> 00:18:14,113 - No, like no, maybe 534 00:18:14,113 --> 00:18:16,773 like a hundred grand more maybe or something. 535 00:18:16,773 --> 00:18:18,223 - Oh, you're breaking my heart. 536 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:21,533 - Yeah. No, nevermind it's tight. No doubt. 537 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:22,366 - Thank you. 538 00:18:23,563 --> 00:18:24,396 Wow. 539 00:18:25,693 --> 00:18:26,636 Okay. Cheers. 540 00:18:27,589 --> 00:18:30,343 (champagne clicks) 541 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,176 - A million. 542 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,009 - Yeah. 543 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,023 - I love the script. 544 00:18:37,023 --> 00:18:37,921 I really, really do, but I just don't think 545 00:18:37,921 --> 00:18:41,386 I can do the script justice at that budget. 546 00:18:44,053 --> 00:18:44,886 Okay. 547 00:18:46,279 --> 00:18:50,439 (sighs) maybe, maybe we pitched a studio. 548 00:18:50,439 --> 00:18:51,583 - No 549 00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:53,073 The first thing they'll do is try to tell us 550 00:18:53,073 --> 00:18:54,997 why we can't start our own movie. 551 00:18:54,997 --> 00:18:56,363 - It's show business. 552 00:18:56,363 --> 00:18:58,983 So you're absolutely right about that. 553 00:18:58,983 --> 00:19:01,293 - Funny thing is we never thought we'd get this far. 554 00:19:01,293 --> 00:19:02,685 - We didn't. 555 00:19:02,685 --> 00:19:05,253 - And we are making a movie together. 556 00:19:05,253 --> 00:19:08,103 People are starting to pay attention 557 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:10,363 - And we aren't changing the rules of the game. 558 00:19:10,363 --> 00:19:11,933 This is our baby, our rules. 559 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,433 - And was written for us to star in. 560 00:19:13,433 --> 00:19:14,743 And that's the deal breaker. 561 00:19:14,743 --> 00:19:17,123 - And that's great. Look, I get it sticking to your guns. 562 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:17,956 I liked that. 563 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:19,283 But (sighs) 564 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,423 listen, I've been in this business for a long time. 565 00:19:21,423 --> 00:19:24,243 I have a lot of big films under my belt and it took a lot 566 00:19:24,243 --> 00:19:27,076 a lot of hard work to get to where I am. 567 00:19:28,183 --> 00:19:29,373 - But there's something to be said for 568 00:19:29,373 --> 00:19:30,943 passion projects, right? 569 00:19:30,943 --> 00:19:31,776 - Of course, of course. 570 00:19:31,776 --> 00:19:33,313 There's the ones you do for a paycheck. 571 00:19:33,313 --> 00:19:34,733 And there's the one you do for soul. 572 00:19:34,733 --> 00:19:36,533 This, this has soul. 573 00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:37,366 It's fun. 574 00:19:37,366 --> 00:19:38,199 It pointed it's thrilling, man. 575 00:19:38,199 --> 00:19:40,603 It's got it all heavy in a good way. 576 00:19:40,603 --> 00:19:41,436 - So? 577 00:19:42,463 --> 00:19:43,513 - Consider directing? 578 00:19:44,447 --> 00:19:46,063 - (sighs) Gosh. 579 00:19:46,063 --> 00:19:47,653 As much as I would like to say yes. 580 00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,213 - Then say yes. 581 00:19:49,213 --> 00:19:51,113 It's a little tiny word. 582 00:19:51,113 --> 00:19:52,313 Very short. 583 00:19:52,313 --> 00:19:53,723 Yes. See? 584 00:19:53,723 --> 00:19:54,556 Super easy. 585 00:19:54,556 --> 00:19:55,533 - (laughs) that's cute. 586 00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:57,043 But my agents would kill me. 587 00:19:57,043 --> 00:19:58,993 It's like going backwards in my career. 588 00:19:58,993 --> 00:20:00,513 You have to understand that, right? 589 00:20:00,513 --> 00:20:02,170 - Yeah. I mean, we get it. 590 00:20:02,170 --> 00:20:03,079 - Do we get it. 591 00:20:03,079 --> 00:20:06,038 So you're gonna leave us to the alter then, huh? 592 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,573 - I know, I know. 593 00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:08,406 And I'm sorry. 594 00:20:08,406 --> 00:20:09,239 I'm sorry. 595 00:20:10,903 --> 00:20:11,736 - You guys look. 596 00:20:11,736 --> 00:20:13,623 I'm sure you'll be fine. 597 00:20:13,623 --> 00:20:15,153 You know what? I'll be the first one standing in line 598 00:20:15,153 --> 00:20:16,659 to get a ticket. 599 00:20:16,659 --> 00:20:18,183 And if you need anything, anything at all 600 00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:19,163 don't hesitate to call me. 601 00:20:19,163 --> 00:20:20,331 You have my number. Okay? 602 00:20:20,331 --> 00:20:22,743 - Anything? Like direct our movie? 603 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,066 - Except that. 604 00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:27,613 - Okay. Okay. 605 00:20:27,613 --> 00:20:29,176 So I guess that's it. 606 00:20:30,573 --> 00:20:32,163 Would you like to join us for lunch? 607 00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:32,996 - Unfortunately, I can't. 608 00:20:32,996 --> 00:20:36,303 I have to go relieve the sitter single dad duties. 609 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:37,606 - Single dad. I get it. 610 00:20:39,575 --> 00:20:41,513 - Well look, good luck. 611 00:20:41,513 --> 00:20:43,453 And I am sorry. 612 00:20:43,453 --> 00:20:45,646 - Thank you. - It's nice to meet you. 613 00:20:45,646 --> 00:20:47,863 - It was nice to meet you too. 614 00:20:47,863 --> 00:20:49,483 - All right ladies. Enjoy your lunch. 615 00:20:49,483 --> 00:20:50,316 - Take care. 616 00:20:52,013 --> 00:20:53,673 - Well (beep) 617 00:20:53,673 --> 00:20:55,373 I wasn't. That was supposed to go. 618 00:20:56,453 --> 00:20:57,286 - It's too bad. 619 00:20:58,923 --> 00:20:59,756 He's cute.