1 00:00:36,593 --> 00:00:37,753 Mommy. 2 00:00:37,753 --> 00:00:39,703 - Hey sweetheart, what's up? 3 00:00:39,703 --> 00:00:42,120 - I didn't have my breakfast. 4 00:00:43,493 --> 00:00:44,643 - I forgot to feed you. 5 00:00:46,073 --> 00:00:47,173 I'm a terrible mother. 6 00:00:48,373 --> 00:00:52,773 Terrible actress, black person and mother. 7 00:00:52,773 --> 00:00:54,653 It's like the trifecta of terrible. 8 00:00:54,653 --> 00:00:55,816 - What's trifecta? 9 00:00:55,816 --> 00:00:57,442 - Uhm, come. 10 00:00:57,442 --> 00:00:59,775 Let's get you up here, okay. 11 00:01:03,102 --> 00:01:04,682 - That's it? 12 00:01:04,682 --> 00:01:05,515 - No it's not 13 00:01:10,963 --> 00:01:12,632 Chocolate or strawberry? 14 00:01:12,632 --> 00:01:13,673 - Strawberry. 15 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:14,506 Oh 16 00:01:17,802 --> 00:01:18,635 - Ooh! 17 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:25,334 Okay. 18 00:01:34,045 --> 00:01:36,206 - What's wrong mommy? 19 00:01:36,206 --> 00:01:38,222 - Mommy's just a little bummed out. 20 00:01:38,222 --> 00:01:39,692 - Why? 21 00:01:39,692 --> 00:01:41,903 - You know at Christmas time, 22 00:01:41,903 --> 00:01:45,853 when you think Santa's gonna bring you a real special gift 23 00:01:45,853 --> 00:01:49,193 and you get socks instead, and you're really disappointed? 24 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:50,026 - Yeah. 25 00:01:51,313 --> 00:01:53,013 - Mommy didn't even get the socks. 26 00:01:54,223 --> 00:01:55,423 She didn't get anything. 27 00:01:57,533 --> 00:02:01,203 Actually, mommy did get the special gift 28 00:02:02,083 --> 00:02:05,273 and then Santa just ripped it away from her. 29 00:02:05,273 --> 00:02:06,993 - Why would he do that? 30 00:02:06,993 --> 00:02:08,763 - 'Cause he's a real f... 31 00:02:08,763 --> 00:02:09,596 funny guy. 32 00:02:14,763 --> 00:02:16,013 Eat your breakfast, baby. 33 00:02:25,633 --> 00:02:26,933 Hi. 34 00:02:26,933 --> 00:02:29,493 - Cass, why aren't you dressed? 35 00:02:29,493 --> 00:02:32,343 - Oh my God, please tell me that the funeral's not today. 36 00:02:32,343 --> 00:02:33,663 - It's in an hour. 37 00:02:33,663 --> 00:02:34,954 - Oh shit. 38 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:36,293 Okay, I'm gonna go get dressed. 39 00:02:36,293 --> 00:02:39,233 - Yes, chop chop, you can not be fashionably late 40 00:02:39,233 --> 00:02:40,623 to a funeral darling. 41 00:02:40,623 --> 00:02:43,535 - Two minutes, there's breakfast in the kitchen. 42 00:02:43,535 --> 00:02:45,994 - It's noon. - Hi bunny. 43 00:02:47,244 --> 00:02:48,264 - Hi. 44 00:02:48,264 --> 00:02:50,323 - Uh-oh - Hmmm... 45 00:02:50,323 --> 00:02:52,773 - The last time I saw this spread, 46 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:54,474 was when Prince died. 47 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:55,778 - Oh 48 00:02:55,778 --> 00:02:57,265 Prince. 49 00:02:58,386 --> 00:03:00,636 - Oh my God, I'll get the spoons, oh my gosh. 50 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:12,433 - In God's name 51 00:03:13,343 --> 00:03:17,103 we commit the body of Frances Elizabeth Pharrel 52 00:03:18,613 --> 00:03:20,806 to the peace of the grave. 53 00:03:24,603 --> 00:03:25,818 - Put it away. 54 00:03:25,818 --> 00:03:26,651 - What? 55 00:03:26,651 --> 00:03:27,883 I need to let my followers know we're here 56 00:03:27,883 --> 00:03:29,283 otherwise, what's the point? 57 00:03:31,154 --> 00:03:34,863 - From dust you came, to dust you shall return. 58 00:03:34,863 --> 00:03:39,233 You given her life, receive her in your peace. 59 00:03:39,233 --> 00:03:43,572 Give her, through Jesus Christ, a joyful resurrection. 60 00:03:45,374 --> 00:03:46,656 - Sharice, it's tacky. 61 00:03:47,523 --> 00:03:48,599 - Really? 62 00:03:48,599 --> 00:03:50,473 Have you looked around? 63 00:03:52,223 --> 00:03:57,223 - The Lord looks kindly on you Frances and gives you peace. 64 00:03:57,473 --> 00:04:00,904 In the name of the father, of the son, and the Holy Spirit. 65 00:04:00,904 --> 00:04:02,237 - Amen. 66 00:04:02,237 --> 00:04:03,433 - Amen 67 00:04:03,433 --> 00:04:06,105 and don't forget to hashtag us. 68 00:04:06,105 --> 00:04:08,355 #cantspellfuneralwithoutfun 69 00:04:11,403 --> 00:04:15,497 Go in peace, please, brothers and sisters. 70 00:04:17,834 --> 00:04:20,098 - Uh, thank you Jesus. 71 00:04:20,098 --> 00:04:21,253 My feet are not gonna last much longer 72 00:04:21,253 --> 00:04:22,950 in these shoes, y'all. 73 00:04:32,763 --> 00:04:34,273 - Hey, Cassie. - Oh, Mabel. 74 00:04:36,153 --> 00:04:38,243 - That's so sad about Frances, huh? 75 00:04:38,243 --> 00:04:41,573 - Yeah, just reminds us to live each day like it's our last. 76 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:44,263 - Or it reminds you lay off the bacon. 77 00:04:44,263 --> 00:04:46,173 Bitch dropped dead at 52. 78 00:04:46,173 --> 00:04:49,040 I mean, I'm nipping at 50 myself. 79 00:04:50,508 --> 00:04:51,903 - Oh, uh, Mabel 80 00:04:52,863 --> 00:04:53,943 this is Holly Washington, 81 00:04:53,943 --> 00:04:54,876 and Sharice Bloom. 82 00:04:56,103 --> 00:04:57,473 - You look familiar. 83 00:04:57,473 --> 00:04:59,723 - You cast me once in an indie film. 84 00:04:59,723 --> 00:05:02,133 - Oh, you have to do better than that darling. 85 00:05:02,133 --> 00:05:04,423 I sleep walked through most of those. 86 00:05:04,423 --> 00:05:05,973 - East side Cruisers. 87 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:09,203 - Oh yes, that piece of shit. 88 00:05:09,203 --> 00:05:10,593 Sorry. 89 00:05:10,593 --> 00:05:12,203 And you actress too baby? 90 00:05:12,203 --> 00:05:16,153 - I am, in fact, Frances used to bring me in on a regular. 91 00:05:16,153 --> 00:05:18,013 Kind of bomb that she's, you know? 92 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:19,643 - Yeah, well 93 00:05:19,643 --> 00:05:21,786 Maybe that all will change soon. 94 00:05:22,963 --> 00:05:24,523 I dropped the breakdown. 95 00:05:24,523 --> 00:05:25,356 - Oh 96 00:05:25,356 --> 00:05:26,913 - Oh, you did? 97 00:05:26,913 --> 00:05:28,323 Okay. 98 00:05:28,323 --> 00:05:29,444 - We'll talk later. 99 00:05:29,444 --> 00:05:30,277 - Uh-huh - Uh-huh 100 00:05:30,277 --> 00:05:31,303 I'm just gonna network. 101 00:05:31,303 --> 00:05:33,983 See if I can scoop up some of Frances' clients 102 00:05:33,983 --> 00:05:35,564 now that she's... 103 00:05:35,564 --> 00:05:37,124 Unavailable. 104 00:05:37,124 --> 00:05:37,957 - Uh-huh. 105 00:05:37,957 --> 00:05:41,096 - Oh Mr. Whittaker, is that you? 106 00:05:42,683 --> 00:05:43,516 - Cas 107 00:05:43,516 --> 00:05:45,613 what she means she drop the breakdown? 108 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:46,446 - Yeah. 109 00:05:49,633 --> 00:05:52,393 - So I started thinking about our idea. 110 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:53,226 - Our idea? 111 00:05:53,226 --> 00:05:54,059 - Your idea 112 00:05:54,059 --> 00:05:54,892 - What idea? 113 00:05:54,892 --> 00:05:55,913 - The movie. 114 00:05:55,913 --> 00:05:57,103 The fake movie. 115 00:05:57,103 --> 00:05:58,413 So I ran it by Mabel. 116 00:05:58,413 --> 00:06:00,523 - Hold on. So you told us we were crazy. 117 00:06:00,523 --> 00:06:02,903 And then you go and get Mabel Singer involved? 118 00:06:02,903 --> 00:06:03,736 - Well... 119 00:06:03,736 --> 00:06:05,313 She said it would be more legit 120 00:06:05,313 --> 00:06:06,713 if she dropped the casting notice 121 00:06:06,713 --> 00:06:07,913 and acted as the... 122 00:06:07,913 --> 00:06:08,746 You know 123 00:06:08,746 --> 00:06:10,053 front man. 124 00:06:10,053 --> 00:06:10,886 - Cassie 125 00:06:10,886 --> 00:06:14,273 she's a casting director who knows everyone in town. 126 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:16,703 Well, what if she blows a whistle in this thing? 127 00:06:16,703 --> 00:06:17,743 - No, no no. 128 00:06:17,743 --> 00:06:18,963 That's the point. 129 00:06:18,963 --> 00:06:19,973 She's in. 130 00:06:19,973 --> 00:06:21,443 Balls deep. 131 00:06:21,443 --> 00:06:22,853 She thought it was a great idea. 132 00:06:22,853 --> 00:06:24,023 - She did - Uh-huh 133 00:06:24,023 --> 00:06:25,333 - Wait for real. 134 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:27,113 - This is all because you lost the part on the show. 135 00:06:27,113 --> 00:06:27,946 Isn't? 136 00:06:27,946 --> 00:06:30,353 - Not entirely. 137 00:06:30,353 --> 00:06:32,683 I thought it was a good idea. - Cass! 138 00:06:32,683 --> 00:06:34,713 - Okay. Fine. It's because I lost the show. 139 00:06:34,713 --> 00:06:35,546 There. You happy? 140 00:06:35,546 --> 00:06:37,593 - Yeah mother fucking hell, I'm happy. 141 00:06:37,593 --> 00:06:39,073 'cause now you're one of us. 142 00:06:39,073 --> 00:06:40,723 Sucks dick, doesn't it? 143 00:06:40,723 --> 00:06:44,127 - Cassie Robbins slumming it with the bottom bitches. 144 00:06:44,127 --> 00:06:45,793 - It's not even like that. 145 00:06:45,793 --> 00:06:47,953 - Aw, it's okay, Cass. 146 00:06:47,953 --> 00:06:49,543 I'll teach you how to dress up top ramen 147 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:51,293 nine different ways. 148 00:06:51,293 --> 00:06:53,949 - Hey, maybe you can get a job at the club on MILF night. 149 00:06:56,103 --> 00:06:57,513 - Funny. - It is. 150 00:06:57,513 --> 00:07:00,343 - I started thinking that maybe you guys were right. 151 00:07:00,343 --> 00:07:03,953 Maybe there's something to this whole fake movie thing. 152 00:07:03,953 --> 00:07:05,933 You know, we cast the net wide. 153 00:07:05,933 --> 00:07:08,003 Reel in some some works 154 00:07:08,003 --> 00:07:08,836 some attention, 155 00:07:08,836 --> 00:07:09,669 publicity. 156 00:07:09,669 --> 00:07:10,816 - To men. - Sure. 157 00:07:12,883 --> 00:07:15,163 I know I should have asked you guys first, but... 158 00:07:15,163 --> 00:07:15,996 - Yeah. 159 00:07:15,996 --> 00:07:17,553 - I mean I only went to Mabel to get her opinion 160 00:07:17,553 --> 00:07:20,906 and the next thing I knew, she's on board and here we are. 161 00:07:22,133 --> 00:07:23,963 - Well... 162 00:07:23,963 --> 00:07:26,163 I'm in. I thought it was a great idea 163 00:07:26,163 --> 00:07:27,513 Even though you were shitting all over. 164 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:29,146 - I wasn't shitting - Cass... 165 00:07:29,146 --> 00:07:31,143 - Okay fine, I was shitting all over it. 166 00:07:31,143 --> 00:07:33,006 Geez. Give me a break. 167 00:07:35,453 --> 00:07:37,873 - Hello? - It's Mabel. 168 00:07:37,873 --> 00:07:40,003 - Hey Mabel, I'm here with the girls. 169 00:07:40,003 --> 00:07:40,943 - Hi! 170 00:07:40,943 --> 00:07:42,443 - Hi! 171 00:07:42,443 --> 00:07:43,403 - Ladies 172 00:07:43,403 --> 00:07:46,963 This motherfucker is blowing up bigger than Liz-O 173 00:07:46,963 --> 00:07:48,333 - Wow. Really? 174 00:07:48,333 --> 00:07:50,243 - We got work to do. What y'all do. 175 00:07:50,243 --> 00:07:53,363 - Oh, we're gonna grab lunch and hang out at my place. 176 00:07:53,363 --> 00:07:54,763 - Well, let's make it work and lunch. 177 00:07:54,763 --> 00:07:56,193 I'll see you in a few. 178 00:07:56,193 --> 00:07:57,026 - See you soon! 179 00:07:58,331 --> 00:07:59,536 - Huh. 180 00:07:59,536 --> 00:08:00,596 It's blowing up. 181 00:08:11,311 --> 00:08:12,543 - Yeah well 182 00:08:12,543 --> 00:08:13,543 I'm really sorry, 183 00:08:13,543 --> 00:08:15,353 we just can't afford Cuba. 184 00:08:15,353 --> 00:08:16,186 I wish we could. 185 00:08:18,273 --> 00:08:19,106 Yes. Yes. 186 00:08:19,106 --> 00:08:20,373 Of course. 187 00:08:20,373 --> 00:08:23,037 We all remember "Show Me The Money" 188 00:08:23,037 --> 00:08:24,170 25 years ago. 189 00:08:25,813 --> 00:08:27,863 Okay. Well, I'll be sure to let you know 190 00:08:27,863 --> 00:08:29,273 if anything changes. 191 00:08:29,273 --> 00:08:30,106 All right. 192 00:08:30,106 --> 00:08:31,103 Bye-bye 193 00:08:32,543 --> 00:08:33,683 Lord 194 00:08:33,683 --> 00:08:34,843 - Cuba Gooding's agent? 195 00:08:34,843 --> 00:08:35,853 - Yup. 196 00:08:35,853 --> 00:08:38,703 I've heard from Sidney Poitier's people. 197 00:08:38,703 --> 00:08:40,363 Jamie Foxx' 198 00:08:40,363 --> 00:08:42,203 Don Cheadle' people 199 00:08:42,203 --> 00:08:43,873 Tay D - Cast him! 200 00:08:43,873 --> 00:08:45,083 - Holly... 201 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:46,333 - Cast him! 202 00:08:46,333 --> 00:08:47,633 He gon' be my baby daddy. 203 00:08:47,633 --> 00:08:48,466 I know it. 204 00:08:48,466 --> 00:08:49,663 - Cast him in what Holly. 205 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:51,483 There is no movie. 206 00:08:51,483 --> 00:08:52,693 - I know 207 00:08:52,693 --> 00:08:53,526 I know. 208 00:08:54,373 --> 00:08:56,626 You can't let that in the way of true love. 209 00:08:58,023 --> 00:08:59,096 - Listen up ladies. 210 00:09:01,063 --> 00:09:01,896 Pretty soon 211 00:09:02,763 --> 00:09:03,903 I'm going to drop something 212 00:09:03,903 --> 00:09:05,913 and deadline announcing the film 213 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:08,893 and you three ladies as the leads 214 00:09:08,893 --> 00:09:11,623 after a few weeks, your numbers should be strong. 215 00:09:11,623 --> 00:09:13,683 There will be a lot of buzz about you. 216 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:16,853 Then you can let the whole thing just die down. 217 00:09:16,853 --> 00:09:19,883 - And poof! It's back to being pumpkins. 218 00:09:19,883 --> 00:09:21,543 - Have you narrowed down your choices? 219 00:09:21,543 --> 00:09:22,563 - Yes. 220 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:26,013 I consider dating these boring, any offensive issues 221 00:09:26,013 --> 00:09:28,813 like bad breath, penis size or weird stuff 222 00:09:28,813 --> 00:09:30,613 like wearing baby diapers. 223 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:32,473 These, I look past those issues 224 00:09:32,473 --> 00:09:34,083 'cause they're just that hot 225 00:09:34,083 --> 00:09:36,603 and these are potential husbands. 226 00:09:36,603 --> 00:09:39,023 So y'all need to stay away from these. 227 00:09:39,023 --> 00:09:40,413 They're my men. 228 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,013 Mine... 229 00:09:42,013 --> 00:09:43,743 - The funniest part is I know you're not playing. 230 00:09:43,743 --> 00:09:45,233 - Uh-huh 231 00:09:45,233 --> 00:09:46,066 - What about you, Cass? 232 00:09:46,066 --> 00:09:48,133 - Oh, you can have all. 233 00:09:48,133 --> 00:09:49,643 Look when I date someone, 234 00:09:49,643 --> 00:09:51,843 it's all about how they treat my munchkin. 235 00:09:51,843 --> 00:09:53,913 - I agree if it happens, it happens. 236 00:09:53,913 --> 00:09:55,063 But... 237 00:09:55,063 --> 00:09:56,223 these are some yummy men. 238 00:09:56,223 --> 00:09:58,663 I mean this wasn't such a terrible idea. 239 00:09:58,663 --> 00:10:00,833 - Come on, girls, now focus. 240 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:02,093 Social media 241 00:10:02,093 --> 00:10:03,093 exposure 242 00:10:03,093 --> 00:10:04,021 Remember? 243 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:05,013 - Uh-huh 244 00:10:05,013 --> 00:10:05,846 - Yes. 245 00:10:05,846 --> 00:10:07,603 Okay. So let's set aside the ones 246 00:10:07,603 --> 00:10:08,923 that no one's interested in 247 00:10:08,923 --> 00:10:11,372 and start figuring out who we're calling in. 248 00:10:11,372 --> 00:10:12,205 - Yeah 249 00:10:13,463 --> 00:10:14,803 - Jeez, people 250 00:10:14,803 --> 00:10:17,206 You think you we're actually making a movie. 251 00:10:18,113 --> 00:10:19,917 - If that's Dinsdale pass it over to me. 252 00:10:19,917 --> 00:10:20,750 - Uh-uh 253 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:21,983 You said you weren't interested. 254 00:10:21,983 --> 00:10:23,883 I'll take the calls. 255 00:10:23,883 --> 00:10:26,093 - You two need stop it. 256 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:27,823 Hello Cassie Robbins. 257 00:10:27,823 --> 00:10:29,783 - Hi Ms. Robbins, Jackie Lake. 258 00:10:29,783 --> 00:10:33,274 I'm an agent with TCI in Beverly Hills. 259 00:10:33,274 --> 00:10:34,473 - Hi... 260 00:10:34,473 --> 00:10:35,306 Yes. 261 00:10:35,306 --> 00:10:37,763 Jackie from TCI. 262 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:39,423 How can I help you? 263 00:10:39,423 --> 00:10:42,433 - The real question is how can I help you? 264 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,963 I wanted to talk to you about this Western you're making. 265 00:10:44,963 --> 00:10:46,673 - Oh yes. 266 00:10:46,673 --> 00:10:48,023 The movie 267 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,613 - The whole town's buzzing. 268 00:10:49,613 --> 00:10:50,446 - Are they? 269 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,153 Isn't that something? 270 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,453 - I'd love to take a raid. 271 00:10:55,453 --> 00:10:57,533 - Oh, oh gosh. 272 00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:58,366 That's really nice. 273 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,373 But I don't think it's ready yet. 274 00:11:00,373 --> 00:11:01,943 Ms. Robin, 275 00:11:01,943 --> 00:11:05,123 TCI is one of the most powerful agencies in Hollywood. 276 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:08,973 We turn away 99% of the people who knock on our door. 277 00:11:08,973 --> 00:11:11,233 - I know who you are. Believe me. 278 00:11:11,233 --> 00:11:14,333 I came knocking and was turned away. 279 00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:15,925 I get it. 280 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:19,993 You know, Jackie, this is just a little movie. 281 00:11:19,993 --> 00:11:21,433 - Well then let's make it a big movie. 282 00:11:21,433 --> 00:11:22,753 - Oh wow. 283 00:11:22,753 --> 00:11:24,075 That's just it. 284 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:27,723 It's not done yet. 285 00:11:27,723 --> 00:11:28,983 Yeah, uh... 286 00:11:30,593 --> 00:11:31,893 We had to fire our writer. 287 00:11:32,773 --> 00:11:34,393 He didn't share the same vision 288 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:35,523 and so we parted ways 289 00:11:35,523 --> 00:11:37,413 but thank you so much for calling. 290 00:11:37,413 --> 00:11:39,593 - We represent lots of writers. 291 00:11:39,593 --> 00:11:41,133 - Well... 292 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:42,106 That's awesome. 293 00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:45,573 You know, they'd have to work on spec. 294 00:11:45,573 --> 00:11:47,653 - Oh, I've got the perfect guy in mind. 295 00:11:47,653 --> 00:11:49,563 He's been in a bit of a slump since... 296 00:11:49,563 --> 00:11:50,583 Oh 297 00:11:50,583 --> 00:11:52,803 1977. 298 00:11:52,803 --> 00:11:55,353 But prior to that he won three Oscars, 299 00:11:55,353 --> 00:11:57,163 four Emmys and a Tony. 300 00:11:57,163 --> 00:11:59,013 He's looking for a way back in. 301 00:11:59,013 --> 00:12:00,323 So I wouldn't put the screws to you. 302 00:12:00,323 --> 00:12:01,156 Trust me. 303 00:12:01,156 --> 00:12:01,989 - Oh... 304 00:12:03,463 --> 00:12:04,296 Cool. 305 00:12:04,296 --> 00:12:05,443 - Let's just set up a meeting. 306 00:12:05,443 --> 00:12:07,073 If he likes you and you like him 307 00:12:07,073 --> 00:12:09,103 it's a match made in Hollywood. 308 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,553 You get a rider with an incredible pedigree 309 00:12:11,553 --> 00:12:13,833 and he gets another shot at a statue. 310 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:14,666 How about it? 311 00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:15,499 Win-win 312 00:12:15,499 --> 00:12:16,383 - Oh 313 00:12:16,383 --> 00:12:17,673 Jackie... 314 00:12:17,673 --> 00:12:20,333 - You'd be doing me a big favor. 315 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,736 This town was built on favors Cassie. 316 00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,133 - Just a meeting. 317 00:12:25,133 --> 00:12:26,363 - Great! 318 00:12:26,363 --> 00:12:27,933 I'll have my assistant set it up. 319 00:12:27,933 --> 00:12:28,876 - Oh wait a minute. I-- 320 00:12:28,876 --> 00:12:30,943 - Listen. I have to run to my next appointment 321 00:12:30,943 --> 00:12:33,366 but, I think we're really vibing here. 322 00:12:34,223 --> 00:12:35,073 Talk to you soon. 323 00:12:37,027 --> 00:12:38,623 - Ooh... 324 00:12:38,623 --> 00:12:39,456 - What? 325 00:12:40,483 --> 00:12:41,316 - Okay. 326 00:12:42,953 --> 00:12:44,103 - TCI. 327 00:12:44,103 --> 00:12:45,783 What'd I tell you 328 00:12:45,783 --> 00:12:48,353 When the big boys come sniffing around 329 00:12:48,353 --> 00:12:50,906 you're on the radar girls. 330 00:12:51,743 --> 00:12:53,163 - Yeah 331 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:55,777 I promised her we'd meet with one of her clients 332 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:57,533 A writer. 333 00:12:57,533 --> 00:12:59,113 - Well, we don't need a writer. 334 00:12:59,113 --> 00:13:01,993 - I know Sharice, I know, I get it. 335 00:13:01,993 --> 00:13:03,193 - I'm just saying. 336 00:13:03,193 --> 00:13:05,393 - Does one of you wanna feel the calls next time? 337 00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:06,933 - Listen. Y'all need to just chill. 338 00:13:06,933 --> 00:13:08,443 Take the meeting. 339 00:13:08,443 --> 00:13:10,013 Might do you some good. You know? 340 00:13:10,013 --> 00:13:12,433 This whole thing is about creating buzz. 341 00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:15,753 So you all need to make like little bees and buzz. 342 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,336 - Okay. I guess. 343 00:13:19,323 --> 00:13:20,573 - Mommy can you fix this? 344 00:13:21,753 --> 00:13:22,586 - Okay baby. 345 00:13:22,586 --> 00:13:23,866 - I'm not a baby. 346 00:13:25,213 --> 00:13:26,510 - I know sweetheart. 347 00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:28,543 - I'm a grown up. 348 00:13:28,543 --> 00:13:29,823 - Trust me 349 00:13:29,823 --> 00:13:30,903 being a grownup 350 00:13:30,903 --> 00:13:32,345 isn't all that. 351 00:13:56,658 --> 00:13:57,679 - All right. 352 00:13:57,679 --> 00:13:58,512 Get it. 353 00:14:03,497 --> 00:14:05,963 - Okay. This is just a meeting. 354 00:14:05,963 --> 00:14:06,796 Get in. 355 00:14:06,796 --> 00:14:07,629 Yada yada, yada. 356 00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:08,462 Get out. 357 00:14:08,462 --> 00:14:09,480 - Sounds like most of my dates - Oh Holly. 358 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,183 - What we don't want is to develop 359 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,259 a relationship with this guy. - Just like my dates. 360 00:14:20,313 --> 00:14:21,263 - Mr. Maxwell. 361 00:14:21,263 --> 00:14:22,613 - Oh, please. 362 00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:24,273 Archibald. 363 00:14:24,273 --> 00:14:26,483 Well, you must be the girls my agent send over 364 00:14:26,483 --> 00:14:27,366 to appease me. 365 00:14:28,303 --> 00:14:29,263 - I'm sorry. 366 00:14:29,263 --> 00:14:30,203 - Don't be. 367 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,343 Come on in. 368 00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:48,023 - We don't want to take up too much of your time. 369 00:14:48,023 --> 00:14:49,073 I'm sure you're busy. 370 00:14:50,313 --> 00:14:51,336 - Do I look busy? 371 00:14:52,553 --> 00:14:54,813 You see every six months or so I chew 372 00:14:54,813 --> 00:14:56,913 that little twat of an agent of mine 373 00:14:56,913 --> 00:14:59,143 a new one for not giving me any work. 374 00:14:59,143 --> 00:15:02,133 I never got in through these ridiculous meetings. 375 00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:03,623 - Sorry. - No, no, no. 376 00:15:03,623 --> 00:15:05,503 Hey, you know, it's fine. It's fine. 377 00:15:05,503 --> 00:15:06,603 To tell you the truth. 378 00:15:07,593 --> 00:15:09,643 I've actually made some friends this way. 379 00:15:10,863 --> 00:15:12,383 Got laid time or two 380 00:15:12,383 --> 00:15:14,423 Hell I even scored some Coke. 381 00:15:14,423 --> 00:15:17,293 It's funny. The only thing I haven't gotten is a job. 382 00:15:17,293 --> 00:15:19,383 Sit, sit. Come on, come on. 383 00:15:19,383 --> 00:15:21,123 Let's rap. 384 00:15:24,483 --> 00:15:26,043 - Hi! 385 00:15:26,043 --> 00:15:27,483 I am Cassie. 386 00:15:27,483 --> 00:15:28,316 - Hello! 387 00:15:28,316 --> 00:15:29,723 - This is Holly. 388 00:15:29,723 --> 00:15:31,833 - Hello! - Hi and I'm Sharice. 389 00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:33,383 - Have we met? 390 00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:35,013 - No, I don't. I don't think so. 391 00:15:35,013 --> 00:15:36,143 - Are you sure? 392 00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,341 You look very, very familiar? 393 00:15:38,341 --> 00:15:39,296 - Sorry. 394 00:15:40,743 --> 00:15:41,903 - My God 395 00:15:41,903 --> 00:15:43,833 That knit-wit Jackie. 396 00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,653 Let's think I'm a black dude. 397 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,113 So that's this picture of you as some sort of slave epic? 398 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,253 - No. 399 00:15:49,253 --> 00:15:50,183 Why would you say that? 400 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:53,023 - Is it about a buddy or a rapper who breaks free 401 00:15:53,023 --> 00:15:54,773 from the chains of gang life 402 00:15:54,773 --> 00:15:56,047 makes it out of the hood. 403 00:15:56,047 --> 00:15:57,232 - Wow. 404 00:15:57,232 --> 00:15:58,503 - Oh, wait, wait. 405 00:15:58,503 --> 00:15:59,953 I got it. 406 00:15:59,953 --> 00:16:02,733 It's a faith-based romance, huh? 407 00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:05,604 Lots of church scenes with a gospel choir. 408 00:16:14,483 --> 00:16:15,316 - It's a Western. 409 00:16:15,316 --> 00:16:16,149 - It's a what? 410 00:16:17,403 --> 00:16:18,236 A Western? 411 00:16:18,236 --> 00:16:19,069 - Uh-huh. 412 00:16:20,983 --> 00:16:22,863 - Are you shitting me? 413 00:16:22,863 --> 00:16:25,198 The three of you want to make a Western? 414 00:16:27,193 --> 00:16:28,583 Oh Christ, now I've heard it all. 415 00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:31,323 - Oooh Why are you so surprised? 416 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,156 - What? 417 00:16:32,156 --> 00:16:34,383 Black girls can't possibly make a Western? 418 00:16:34,383 --> 00:16:36,100 Isn't that a little racist Mr. Maxwell? 419 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,573 - No, no, that's not it, sweetheart. 420 00:16:38,573 --> 00:16:42,703 It's just that nobody makes Westerns anymore. 421 00:16:42,703 --> 00:16:46,423 What possessed you to roast that tired old chestnut? 422 00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,933 Well, hey hey help yourself some Kool-Aid by the way 423 00:16:48,933 --> 00:16:50,013 - What? - What? 424 00:16:50,013 --> 00:16:51,253 - Kool-Aid cocktail. 425 00:16:51,253 --> 00:16:53,873 Cranberry juice, amaretto and vodka. 426 00:16:53,873 --> 00:16:55,623 It's my favorite poolside libation. 427 00:16:56,823 --> 00:16:57,903 Okay. Well come on. 428 00:16:57,903 --> 00:16:58,923 Let's get down to it. 429 00:16:58,923 --> 00:17:00,737 Tell me your picture, I hear it's big. 430 00:17:02,323 --> 00:17:03,883 - Well... 431 00:17:03,883 --> 00:17:05,453 It's the old West 432 00:17:05,453 --> 00:17:06,783 - and... 433 00:17:06,783 --> 00:17:09,873 Cowboys, rugged men who... 434 00:17:09,873 --> 00:17:11,563 - There's romance and... 435 00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:12,793 good guys and... 436 00:17:12,793 --> 00:17:14,113 bad guys. 437 00:17:14,113 --> 00:17:15,886 - Hey hold it, hold it, hold it, stop. 438 00:17:17,113 --> 00:17:17,946 Girls... 439 00:17:19,143 --> 00:17:22,863 That was the worst pitch I've ever heard in my life. 440 00:17:22,863 --> 00:17:24,120 - Well, we were just getting warmed up. 441 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:27,663 - Honey, you couldn't warm up that turd with a blow torch. 442 00:17:27,663 --> 00:17:28,513 Seriously. 443 00:17:28,513 --> 00:17:31,683 That just might've been the colonoscopy of pitches. 444 00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:33,496 - It's a work in progress. 445 00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:36,423 - You don't have a story, do ya? 446 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:38,363 - Not much of one. 447 00:17:38,363 --> 00:17:39,473 I mean 448 00:17:39,473 --> 00:17:41,003 We think that there's something to be said 449 00:17:41,003 --> 00:17:44,163 for opening up the genre to people of color. 450 00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:45,533 Were three really great actresses 451 00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:48,993 and we're just tired of the cliches and stereotypes... 452 00:17:48,993 --> 00:17:51,843 - Okay. So you just want to say fuck you to Hollywood. 453 00:17:51,843 --> 00:17:54,073 Suck my cock, Tinseltown. 454 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,064 - Well, I mean - Kiss my ass 455 00:17:57,064 --> 00:18:01,546 You racist sexist, agist, Hollywood system. 456 00:18:03,203 --> 00:18:06,053 - Well, I'm not sure what we're trying to say 457 00:18:06,053 --> 00:18:09,793 but we are trying to create an opportunity for us 458 00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:11,743 for other people of color 459 00:18:11,743 --> 00:18:14,143 an opportunity that we wouldn't get otherwise 460 00:18:14,143 --> 00:18:14,976 - We are? 461 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:16,923 - We are. 462 00:18:16,923 --> 00:18:17,993 - Hashtag 463 00:18:17,993 --> 00:18:20,043 Hollywood too white, huh? 464 00:18:20,043 --> 00:18:21,403 Yeah, well. 465 00:18:21,403 --> 00:18:22,503 I get it. 466 00:18:22,503 --> 00:18:24,663 But to be perfectly honest 467 00:18:24,663 --> 00:18:26,263 I don't think I'd be much help. 468 00:18:26,263 --> 00:18:27,350 - Okay. Well we appreciate your time 469 00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:29,783 and we will let you get back to your tanning. 470 00:18:29,783 --> 00:18:30,616 - Good to meet you. 471 00:18:30,616 --> 00:18:32,556 - No, you see. I'm a victim too. 472 00:18:34,053 --> 00:18:35,503 Hollywood thinks I'm too old. 473 00:18:37,823 --> 00:18:39,183 Ageism. 474 00:18:39,183 --> 00:18:40,106 That's my problem. 475 00:18:40,973 --> 00:18:43,653 And no matter how many fucking statuettes I've got 476 00:18:43,653 --> 00:18:44,643 on that mantle in there 477 00:18:44,643 --> 00:18:47,213 and believe me I got a few 478 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,063 Hollywood thinks I am past an age 479 00:18:49,063 --> 00:18:51,843 that the industry considered as relevant. 480 00:18:51,843 --> 00:18:54,073 They think that I have lost touch 481 00:18:54,073 --> 00:18:56,623 with what the consumer wants 482 00:18:56,623 --> 00:18:57,593 but God dammit 483 00:18:57,593 --> 00:18:59,203 Let me tell you something. 484 00:18:59,203 --> 00:19:01,143 I know exactly what the consumer wants. 485 00:19:01,143 --> 00:19:03,313 Consumer wants to be entertained. 486 00:19:03,313 --> 00:19:05,823 They want to come home from a hard day's work 487 00:19:05,823 --> 00:19:09,023 and lose themselves in a great story. 488 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,373 They wanna watch something that can makes them forget 489 00:19:10,373 --> 00:19:13,413 about their dick-of-a-boss or their drug addict teenager. 490 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,603 Or the fact that there's senile 90 year old father 491 00:19:15,603 --> 00:19:18,163 just took a dump in the neighbor's lawn. 492 00:19:18,163 --> 00:19:21,663 But somehow all of my vast life experience 493 00:19:21,663 --> 00:19:24,453 awards up the wazoo and a resume that's as long 494 00:19:24,453 --> 00:19:26,013 as a roll of toilet paper 495 00:19:26,013 --> 00:19:28,293 all of that is completely topped 496 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:31,733 by some punk kid who steal something that I wrote 497 00:19:31,733 --> 00:19:36,463 30 years ago and repackages it as his own fresh, new idea. 498 00:19:36,463 --> 00:19:38,263 Hollywood thinks the kid's a fucking genius. 499 00:19:38,263 --> 00:19:39,893 Well, he's the new Arts in Wells 500 00:19:39,893 --> 00:19:41,663 and I'm a washed up old hack. 501 00:19:41,663 --> 00:19:42,663 - I mean, I hear you. 502 00:19:42,663 --> 00:19:45,095 This business really does blow some times. 503 00:19:46,113 --> 00:19:48,673 - Well thank you again for your time. 504 00:19:48,673 --> 00:19:50,963 Really.And we completely understand 505 00:19:50,963 --> 00:19:53,353 if you don't want to be involved. 506 00:19:53,353 --> 00:19:55,743 - Yeah. Don't give it a second thought. 507 00:19:55,743 --> 00:19:57,303 - Ladies 508 00:19:57,303 --> 00:19:58,303 You know what I say? 509 00:19:59,673 --> 00:20:02,776 I say, let's make this half baked idea of yours work. 510 00:20:02,776 --> 00:20:04,383 - I beg your pardon. 511 00:20:04,383 --> 00:20:05,713 - Let's blow the fucking lid off 512 00:20:05,713 --> 00:20:07,193 this shit hole of an industry. 513 00:20:07,193 --> 00:20:08,543 - What's happening here. 514 00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:10,253 - What's happening? 515 00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:13,023 I'm going to write you the best God damned Westerns 516 00:20:13,023 --> 00:20:14,293 since high fucking noon. 517 00:20:14,293 --> 00:20:15,513 That's what's happening. 518 00:20:15,513 --> 00:20:17,606 - Oh my God. Thank you! 519 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:22,066 - Now, which one of you gets to oil up my back. 520 00:20:24,043 --> 00:20:25,084 - Okay. 521 00:20:38,943 --> 00:20:40,933 - So you ladies ready to play? 522 00:20:40,933 --> 00:20:42,493 - You got those scenes in the row? 523 00:20:42,493 --> 00:20:45,144 - It'll do nothing but smoking mirrors anyway. 524 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:47,346 - Of course, now we have Archibald Maxwell 525 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,173 tanning the script. 526 00:20:49,173 --> 00:20:51,023 - How the fuck did that happen? 527 00:20:51,023 --> 00:20:52,863 - Let's just burn through these auditions fast. 528 00:20:52,863 --> 00:20:54,153 I have to pick up Amber by three. 529 00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:55,433 - Yeah and I still have to work tonight 530 00:20:55,433 --> 00:20:57,003 I need time to shave these kitties. 531 00:20:57,003 --> 00:20:59,353 - Girl. Don't you wax that shit? 532 00:20:59,353 --> 00:21:01,143 - I'm sure you'll have plenty of time. 533 00:21:01,143 --> 00:21:02,725 There'll probably be a lot of no shows 534 00:21:02,725 --> 00:21:03,558 - Right. 535 00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:06,303 - Oh 536 00:21:06,303 --> 00:21:07,136 Well 537 00:21:07,136 --> 00:21:08,556 Hello gentlemen. 538 00:21:10,293 --> 00:21:13,403 Give us a moment to set up and we'll get started. 539 00:21:13,403 --> 00:21:15,043 All right. 540 00:21:15,043 --> 00:21:16,883 - Hi! Thanks for comin' 541 00:21:16,883 --> 00:21:17,983 Hi! 542 00:21:17,983 --> 00:21:19,553 Hi! Ooh... 543 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:21,246 Lord. 544 00:21:23,822 --> 00:21:26,193 - So, I'm gonna have you flake for us 545 00:21:26,193 --> 00:21:27,636 and then go to the scene. 546 00:21:28,753 --> 00:21:30,183 - Sup? I'm Ramsey Phillips, 547 00:21:30,183 --> 00:21:32,253 reading for rugged cowboy number one. 548 00:21:32,253 --> 00:21:33,086 - Yes you are. 549 00:21:41,771 --> 00:21:42,791 - There we go! Whooh 550 00:21:42,791 --> 00:21:44,771 Whooh, oh baby, oh yeah. 551 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:45,604 Hold on, hold on, hold on now. 552 00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:47,956 Whoooh oooh, I say whoooh... 553 00:21:47,956 --> 00:21:49,743 - I'll tell you what, miss. 554 00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:51,153 From the moment I saw you 555 00:21:52,033 --> 00:21:54,143 I said to myself I'll take a bullet 556 00:21:54,143 --> 00:21:55,443 for that woman and her kid 557 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:58,383 because something that beautiful 558 00:21:59,253 --> 00:22:02,961 deserves everything life has to give. 559 00:22:02,961 --> 00:22:05,593 - Very nice. 560 00:22:05,593 --> 00:22:06,973 Thank you. 561 00:22:06,973 --> 00:22:08,893 - This town belongs to me now 562 00:22:08,893 --> 00:22:10,343 pack your belongings and get. 563 00:22:11,471 --> 00:22:13,540 - Pack your bags and get! 564 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:17,653 - You know, said to myself, I take a bullet for that woman 565 00:22:17,653 --> 00:22:18,486 and her kin 566 00:22:19,853 --> 00:22:20,703 because something 567 00:22:22,423 --> 00:22:23,256 that beautiful 568 00:22:24,383 --> 00:22:25,383 deserves everything. 569 00:22:26,523 --> 00:22:27,356 Life 570 00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:30,003 has to give. 571 00:22:34,037 --> 00:22:34,870 - What? 572 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:40,603 - This town 573 00:22:42,213 --> 00:22:43,723 this town belongs to me 574 00:22:44,813 --> 00:22:47,033 Now so just, you just let... 575 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:47,866 - Okay. 576 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,123 Thank you, sweetheart. 577 00:22:49,123 --> 00:22:49,993 - Wait a minute. 578 00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:51,436 Are you open in nudity? 579 00:22:56,093 --> 00:22:57,327 - Okay. 580 00:22:57,327 --> 00:23:00,063 - Oh 581 00:23:02,433 --> 00:23:03,879 - Okay 582 00:23:21,253 --> 00:23:23,110 - Thank you and turn around please. 583 00:23:27,983 --> 00:23:29,403 - Her name's Latin. 584 00:23:29,403 --> 00:23:32,143 I raised her from a Philly, but well 585 00:23:32,143 --> 00:23:33,156 she's yours now. 586 00:23:34,683 --> 00:23:36,523 - Okay. Thank you. 587 00:23:36,523 --> 00:23:37,933 - Just one quick question. 588 00:23:37,933 --> 00:23:40,403 Married? Single? 589 00:23:40,403 --> 00:23:43,473 - I'm married to my craft, ladies. 590 00:23:43,473 --> 00:23:44,363 - Good to hear 591 00:23:46,963 --> 00:23:48,213 - And no 592 00:23:48,213 --> 00:23:49,713 No relationship at the moment. 593 00:23:56,463 --> 00:23:57,853 - That's it. 594 00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:00,063 Pretty good day, huh ladies. - Hmmm-mmm 595 00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:01,713 I might have to take some of these pictures home 596 00:24:01,713 --> 00:24:05,533 so I can relive the memories later with Bob. 597 00:24:05,533 --> 00:24:06,366 - Bob? 598 00:24:06,366 --> 00:24:08,113 - Battery operated boyfriend. 599 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:09,713 - Keep your eye on the prize, ladies. 600 00:24:09,713 --> 00:24:11,073 - 100% 601 00:24:11,073 --> 00:24:14,209 What's little harm, you know, and casting with benefits. 602 00:24:17,003 --> 00:24:17,976 - Come in. - Hi! 603 00:24:19,383 --> 00:24:21,373 - Hope I'm not interrupting. 604 00:24:21,373 --> 00:24:22,263 - Oh, I'm sorry, baby. 605 00:24:22,263 --> 00:24:23,213 We done for the day 606 00:24:24,403 --> 00:24:26,203 - I heard about the movie you were casting 607 00:24:26,203 --> 00:24:29,143 and I thought you might be looking for a director. 608 00:24:29,143 --> 00:24:30,503 - What the fuck? 609 00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:31,673 - Hi Cass! 610 00:24:31,673 --> 00:24:33,113 - You got a lot of nerve being here. 611 00:24:33,113 --> 00:24:34,973 - No, this is a friendly visit. 612 00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:35,896 I promise. 613 00:24:37,383 --> 00:24:38,813 I think I can help you and-- 614 00:24:39,742 --> 00:24:40,713 - Oh!