1 00:00:00,043 --> 00:00:02,960 (static crackling) 2 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,723 (tense upbeat music) 3 00:00:25,583 --> 00:00:27,143 - Mother, I didn't pick up 4 00:00:27,143 --> 00:00:29,103 because I'm running late for an audition. 5 00:00:29,103 --> 00:00:30,546 Derek didn't show up again. 6 00:00:30,546 --> 00:00:32,498 My hands are a little full. 7 00:00:32,498 --> 00:00:35,998 (speaks foreign language) 8 00:00:37,897 --> 00:00:39,276 - Mommy, can I play- 9 00:00:39,276 --> 00:00:40,406 - Just a second. 10 00:00:40,406 --> 00:00:43,906 (speaks foreign language) 11 00:00:48,018 --> 00:00:50,603 I'll call you later, bye. 12 00:00:50,603 --> 00:00:52,233 - Hi. 13 00:00:52,233 --> 00:00:54,123 - Sorry. Didn't have sitter. 14 00:00:54,123 --> 00:00:54,993 - Name? 15 00:00:54,993 --> 00:00:55,826 - Amber. 16 00:00:57,513 --> 00:00:59,803 - Wow, that's cute. 17 00:00:59,803 --> 00:01:00,843 - Name? 18 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:01,863 - Cassie Robins. 19 00:01:01,863 --> 00:01:02,696 - Have a seat. 20 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,213 - Mommy, can we play now? 21 00:01:05,213 --> 00:01:06,413 - Not not, sweetheart. 22 00:01:06,413 --> 00:01:08,852 - But you said we could play. 23 00:01:08,852 --> 00:01:12,019 (light playful music) 24 00:01:17,023 --> 00:01:20,463 - Mom, what do you do when you don't feel so fresh? 25 00:01:20,463 --> 00:01:22,156 You know, down there? 26 00:01:24,393 --> 00:01:26,293 - Let me tell you a little secret. 27 00:01:26,293 --> 00:01:30,023 I always feel fresh because I always use Forever. 28 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:32,913 It's the only dish I trust 29 00:01:32,913 --> 00:01:35,906 to keep my lady parts clean and happy. 30 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,043 I'm sorry? 31 00:01:40,043 --> 00:01:41,703 Happy? 32 00:01:41,703 --> 00:01:42,536 Really? 33 00:01:44,243 --> 00:01:45,076 - That's right. 34 00:01:45,076 --> 00:01:45,909 Happy. 35 00:01:47,973 --> 00:01:50,186 Does never woman want a happy vagina? 36 00:01:53,073 --> 00:01:54,223 - Okay. 37 00:01:54,223 --> 00:01:55,933 Okay. 38 00:01:55,933 --> 00:01:57,076 Happy vagina. 39 00:01:58,333 --> 00:02:00,883 I see. It's definitely want a happy vagina. Vagina. 40 00:02:01,884 --> 00:02:04,116 Okay. Can we do it again? 41 00:02:10,023 --> 00:02:10,856 Happy? 42 00:02:12,701 --> 00:02:15,284 (upbeat music) 43 00:02:19,563 --> 00:02:20,396 - Do you believe that? 44 00:02:20,396 --> 00:02:23,123 It's like a fucking sausage fest in there 45 00:02:23,123 --> 00:02:25,423 and they're schooling me on happy vaginas. 46 00:02:25,423 --> 00:02:30,423 I mean, how about it keeps my sideway smile smiling 47 00:02:30,733 --> 00:02:34,483 or my kitty purring or my fucking pussy dripping. 48 00:02:34,483 --> 00:02:36,633 I mean, who writes this shit? 49 00:02:36,633 --> 00:02:38,093 - If it keeps Amber in private school, 50 00:02:38,093 --> 00:02:42,863 I will say my vageygey is happy, sad, has ADD, OCD, PTSD. 51 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:44,513 I really don't care. 52 00:02:44,513 --> 00:02:46,083 You shouldn't care either. 53 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:46,973 Work is work. 54 00:02:46,973 --> 00:02:48,503 - Bitch, I work. 55 00:02:48,503 --> 00:02:50,783 I may not work as much as you but I work. 56 00:02:50,783 --> 00:02:54,453 Which by the way, congratulations on booking that series. 57 00:02:54,453 --> 00:02:55,823 - Thank you. 58 00:02:55,823 --> 00:02:57,513 I'm so excited. 59 00:02:57,513 --> 00:03:00,123 It's recurring, you know, like six episodes. 60 00:03:00,123 --> 00:03:01,810 Oh, it's good money. 61 00:03:01,810 --> 00:03:03,483 I'm finally getting my shot. 62 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:04,726 - Yay. 63 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,216 - I really needed this. 64 00:03:08,873 --> 00:03:11,003 I mean, it always seems to happen this way. 65 00:03:11,003 --> 00:03:13,073 Just when I'm ready to quit. 66 00:03:13,073 --> 00:03:16,163 - I hear ya but it's our drug of choice. 67 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:17,726 - Sad but true. 68 00:03:19,153 --> 00:03:21,433 - Speaking of work, I'm gonna go. 69 00:03:21,433 --> 00:03:22,873 - Oh, okay. 70 00:03:22,873 --> 00:03:24,523 Well, maybe we could get together soon 71 00:03:24,523 --> 00:03:25,693 for a little celebration, 72 00:03:25,693 --> 00:03:26,526 my place. 73 00:03:26,526 --> 00:03:27,923 - I'm all in. 74 00:03:27,923 --> 00:03:30,213 And again, congrats. 75 00:03:30,213 --> 00:03:31,046 Love you. 76 00:03:31,046 --> 00:03:32,026 - I love you, too. 77 00:03:55,074 --> 00:03:57,063 - Here you go. - Thank you. 78 00:03:57,063 --> 00:03:58,213 Have a nice night, sir. 79 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,016 - Gross. 80 00:04:05,033 --> 00:04:06,163 - Don't be jealous. 81 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:07,393 - She looks 12. 82 00:04:07,393 --> 00:04:08,926 - That maybe it's his daughter. 83 00:04:10,063 --> 00:04:12,493 - Oh, God. I'm gonna puke. 84 00:04:12,493 --> 00:04:13,326 - Hater. 85 00:04:13,326 --> 00:04:14,343 - Fight me. 86 00:04:14,343 --> 00:04:16,926 (upbeat music) 87 00:04:20,601 --> 00:04:22,373 - You messed up, homie. 88 00:04:22,373 --> 00:04:25,623 - I know. I know I did, but he disrespected my girl, doug. 89 00:04:25,623 --> 00:04:28,153 - She was acting like a dumb ass bitch. 90 00:04:28,153 --> 00:04:29,213 What did you expect? 91 00:04:29,213 --> 00:04:31,693 - I couldn't just let him dis her like that. You feel me? 92 00:04:31,693 --> 00:04:32,526 - Motherfucker. 93 00:04:34,173 --> 00:04:35,416 You kill my homie? 94 00:04:36,763 --> 00:04:38,213 You know what you got coming? 95 00:04:39,373 --> 00:04:41,953 - Okay, sweetie. That's all we're gonna have you do. 96 00:04:41,953 --> 00:04:43,773 - But there's another scene. 97 00:04:43,773 --> 00:04:44,863 - Not today. 98 00:04:44,863 --> 00:04:46,233 - Thank you for coming in. 99 00:04:46,233 --> 00:04:47,503 - But the next one is dope. 100 00:04:47,503 --> 00:04:48,513 I need to show you what I got. 101 00:04:48,513 --> 00:04:50,406 - I'm seeing what you got. Thank you. 102 00:04:51,473 --> 00:04:53,826 Jesus. Give me strength. 103 00:04:54,963 --> 00:04:57,463 - This is Mr. Blair. B Jackson. 104 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:58,693 - Hi, Blair - Hey. 105 00:04:58,693 --> 00:04:59,603 - Any questions? 106 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:02,043 - Nah, just a little nervous. 107 00:05:02,043 --> 00:05:04,613 - I'm gonna have you slay to the camera with your name, 108 00:05:04,613 --> 00:05:06,803 your height and the role you're reading for. 109 00:05:06,803 --> 00:05:08,650 And then just go right on into it. 110 00:05:08,650 --> 00:05:09,483 - Okay. 111 00:05:11,290 --> 00:05:13,920 Blair B. Jackson III. 112 00:05:16,952 --> 00:05:18,293 What else? 113 00:05:18,293 --> 00:05:20,713 - Your name and your height, babe. 114 00:05:20,713 --> 00:05:22,074 Let's go again. 115 00:05:22,074 --> 00:05:22,907 - Okay. 116 00:05:22,907 --> 00:05:24,963 I'm 5'9. 117 00:05:24,963 --> 00:05:26,316 Reading for Joe Joe. 118 00:05:28,333 --> 00:05:31,153 - And what's your name, babe? 119 00:05:31,153 --> 00:05:32,786 - Blair. B Jackson. - Hold on. 120 00:05:34,143 --> 00:05:35,383 And 121 00:05:35,383 --> 00:05:37,480 - Oh. Blair B Jackson III. 122 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:40,416 - Okay. Let's just do this. 123 00:05:48,673 --> 00:05:50,583 - Hey, you don't messed up now, homie. 124 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:53,883 - I know. I know I did, but he disrespected my girl, doug. 125 00:05:53,883 --> 00:05:57,126 - So, your girl acting like a real dumb ass bitch, right? 126 00:05:58,488 --> 00:06:00,405 Hold on. Just a second. 127 00:06:04,183 --> 00:06:06,983 So, what'd you expect me to do this time? 128 00:06:06,983 --> 00:06:08,943 - I couldn't just let him dis her like that, you feel me? 129 00:06:08,943 --> 00:06:10,515 - Come on, motherfucker. 130 00:06:10,515 --> 00:06:11,448 What's up, motherfucker? 131 00:06:11,448 --> 00:06:12,811 - Whoa. Whoa. No. 132 00:06:12,811 --> 00:06:14,066 - Look, you kill my homie. 133 00:06:14,066 --> 00:06:15,736 You know what time is it right now. 134 00:06:15,736 --> 00:06:17,663 (gun firing) 135 00:06:17,663 --> 00:06:21,013 - Shit. Hey, my bad. That's me. That's me. 136 00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:22,373 I did not know it was loaded. 137 00:06:22,373 --> 00:06:25,343 - It's loaded, you dumb ass mother fucker. 138 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:26,203 It's loaded. 139 00:06:26,203 --> 00:06:27,576 - Oh my God. Put that thing away. 140 00:06:27,576 --> 00:06:30,156 - My bad. Am I getting a call back though? 141 00:06:31,773 --> 00:06:32,829 No? 142 00:06:32,829 --> 00:06:36,079 (upbeat rousing music) 143 00:06:44,819 --> 00:06:45,773 - Oh. 144 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:46,736 She's down. 145 00:06:49,433 --> 00:06:51,393 Why can't we still nap like that? 146 00:06:51,393 --> 00:06:53,043 - Cause they don't worry about men 147 00:06:53,043 --> 00:06:56,903 and careers and asian ovaries and money. 148 00:06:56,903 --> 00:06:57,953 - Well, ladies? 149 00:06:57,953 --> 00:06:58,786 Toast? 150 00:07:00,593 --> 00:07:02,243 To Cassie. 151 00:07:02,243 --> 00:07:03,573 Proof that being an awesome mom 152 00:07:03,573 --> 00:07:04,983 doesn't mean putting your career on hold 153 00:07:04,983 --> 00:07:06,573 and that we can do it all. 154 00:07:06,573 --> 00:07:09,649 - To Mom do it all. - Yes. 155 00:07:09,649 --> 00:07:11,363 - Hmm. 156 00:07:11,363 --> 00:07:13,233 - So when do you start? 157 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:14,413 - I don't know. 158 00:07:14,413 --> 00:07:15,743 I was supposed to have a fitting yesterday 159 00:07:15,743 --> 00:07:16,986 but they cancelled it. 160 00:07:18,283 --> 00:07:19,773 I should hear something soon. 161 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,743 - Well, I auditioned a few days ago 162 00:07:21,743 --> 00:07:23,693 for Crack Whore Number Three. 163 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:24,753 I mean, damn, you would think 164 00:07:24,753 --> 00:07:26,433 for as long as I have been in this business 165 00:07:26,433 --> 00:07:27,933 that I would have least climb that ladder 166 00:07:27,933 --> 00:07:29,426 to Crack Whore Number Two. 167 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,513 - At least you're booking, 168 00:07:32,513 --> 00:07:34,363 I couldn't even get a dish commercial. 169 00:07:34,363 --> 00:07:36,303 - Ah, yeah. That's because you're rewriting 170 00:07:36,303 --> 00:07:38,433 the script in the room. 171 00:07:38,433 --> 00:07:40,486 - Whatever. It needed it. 172 00:07:41,783 --> 00:07:43,273 - Your time is coming, girls. 173 00:07:43,273 --> 00:07:45,038 You're just circling the bullseye. 174 00:07:45,038 --> 00:07:46,603 I got lucky this time. 175 00:07:46,603 --> 00:07:48,303 - It's just getting so hard. 176 00:07:48,303 --> 00:07:50,243 I mean, there's not even a casting couch anymore. 177 00:07:50,243 --> 00:07:51,983 Wines team fuck that up. 178 00:07:51,983 --> 00:07:54,613 - We're moving with talent and a little cleavage was enough. 179 00:07:54,613 --> 00:07:56,353 Now, it's all about social media, 180 00:07:56,353 --> 00:07:58,323 followers and all this bullshit. 181 00:07:58,323 --> 00:07:59,513 - Seriously. 182 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:01,073 When cash me outside girl, 183 00:08:01,073 --> 00:08:04,953 is rich and famous just from being a little biatch. 184 00:08:04,953 --> 00:08:06,856 Something's wrong. - True. 185 00:08:08,153 --> 00:08:10,353 We should write our own movie. 186 00:08:10,353 --> 00:08:12,576 Cast ourselves as the lead. 187 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:13,466 Hollywood. 188 00:08:14,323 --> 00:08:15,699 - Ooh. 189 00:08:15,699 --> 00:08:17,433 Can I cast my love interests? 190 00:08:17,433 --> 00:08:18,953 - Oh boy. 191 00:08:18,953 --> 00:08:20,003 - I'm sorry. 192 00:08:20,003 --> 00:08:22,389 Your six pack is a one pack. 193 00:08:22,389 --> 00:08:24,134 Next. 194 00:08:24,134 --> 00:08:27,153 Oh, wait, wait, you call that a dick? 195 00:08:27,153 --> 00:08:29,243 I'm sorry, little penis man. 196 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:30,773 Next. 197 00:08:30,773 --> 00:08:32,773 - It's not a terrible idea, you know? 198 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:33,693 - What? 199 00:08:33,693 --> 00:08:35,683 - To cast ourselves in a movie. 200 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:38,073 - If it was that easy, wouldn't everyone be doing it? 201 00:08:38,073 --> 00:08:39,743 - Not a real movie, a fake movie. 202 00:08:39,743 --> 00:08:41,983 Just to, you know boost our social media hits. 203 00:08:41,983 --> 00:08:43,003 Get on the radar. 204 00:08:43,003 --> 00:08:45,863 - Hmm. Meet my future ex-husband. 205 00:08:45,863 --> 00:08:47,963 - And when it blows up in your faces? 206 00:08:47,963 --> 00:08:49,153 - Come on, Cassie. 207 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:50,883 Projects come and go all the time. 208 00:08:50,883 --> 00:08:51,716 At the end of it, 209 00:08:51,716 --> 00:08:53,883 we'll just say funding fell through or whatever. 210 00:08:54,953 --> 00:08:56,543 - You're serious. 211 00:08:56,543 --> 00:08:57,913 - I kind of am. 212 00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:59,073 I mean, this is the kind of thinking 213 00:08:59,073 --> 00:09:00,403 that it takes these days. 214 00:09:00,403 --> 00:09:01,433 Look, I don't know about y'all 215 00:09:01,433 --> 00:09:02,493 but I'm willing to take a leap 216 00:09:02,493 --> 00:09:04,393 if it means getting to the next level. 217 00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:09,933 - Our numbers will sky rocket. 218 00:09:09,933 --> 00:09:12,793 Get the town talking? 219 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:14,793 Then everyone will want to take a meeting with us. 220 00:09:14,793 --> 00:09:16,053 - I don't know, girls. 221 00:09:16,053 --> 00:09:17,488 Sounds a bit risky to me. 222 00:09:17,488 --> 00:09:18,683 - Whatever. 223 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,313 You just booked the job. 224 00:09:20,313 --> 00:09:21,886 - And you can afford to play it safe. 225 00:09:21,886 --> 00:09:24,103 - I'm not playing it safe, I'm just a little- 226 00:09:24,103 --> 00:09:25,517 - Playing it safe. - Playing it safe. 227 00:09:25,517 --> 00:09:27,075 - Risk averse. 228 00:09:27,075 --> 00:09:28,363 - Risk averse. 229 00:09:28,363 --> 00:09:30,343 - Come on y'all. I'm risk averse. 230 00:09:30,343 --> 00:09:32,343 How about I don't play that? 231 00:09:32,343 --> 00:09:33,403 - Homie don't play that. 232 00:09:33,403 --> 00:09:35,256 - Ha ha. Very funny. Whatever. 233 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:38,216 - We're just playing. 234 00:09:41,703 --> 00:09:44,763 - Ooh, can our fake movie be something 235 00:09:44,763 --> 00:09:47,033 with lots of handsome guys? 236 00:09:47,033 --> 00:09:49,263 Like, like a war movie? 237 00:09:49,263 --> 00:09:50,243 - I don't wanna be around a bunch 238 00:09:50,243 --> 00:09:52,923 of stinky dirty self-absorbed man. 239 00:09:52,923 --> 00:09:54,494 I see enough of that at the gym. 240 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,103 - Science fiction? 241 00:09:56,103 --> 00:09:59,443 It's the future and women rule the galaxy. 242 00:09:59,443 --> 00:10:02,293 The men are just streamless, androids 243 00:10:02,293 --> 00:10:05,063 who are loyal to their female masters. 244 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:07,623 - Holly, no. I see enough of that at work. 245 00:10:07,623 --> 00:10:09,162 How about Lester? 246 00:10:09,162 --> 00:10:09,995 - Yes. 247 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:13,574 Ride me cowboy. 248 00:10:13,574 --> 00:10:14,783 - Right? 249 00:10:14,783 --> 00:10:16,563 - Seriously. Y'all are bananas. 250 00:10:16,563 --> 00:10:18,693 - Oh, ladies. It's set time. 251 00:10:18,693 --> 00:10:20,106 I gotta work tonight. 252 00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:21,916 - Yeah, me too. 253 00:10:23,113 --> 00:10:26,153 - All right, ladies, go and make your coins. 254 00:10:26,153 --> 00:10:28,443 And if you want to meet men, Holly. 255 00:10:28,443 --> 00:10:29,523 Do it the traditional way. 256 00:10:29,523 --> 00:10:30,653 - Tinder? 257 00:10:30,653 --> 00:10:32,273 - Yes, Holly. Tinder. 258 00:10:32,273 --> 00:10:33,943 I think that's how my grandparents met. 259 00:10:33,943 --> 00:10:34,843 They swiped right. 260 00:10:36,073 --> 00:10:38,003 - What you doing tonight, girl? 261 00:10:38,003 --> 00:10:39,716 - Well, as a matter of fact, 262 00:10:40,623 --> 00:10:43,473 I said it will be here soon because I have a date. 263 00:10:43,473 --> 00:10:44,386 - What? 264 00:10:45,233 --> 00:10:47,173 - Do we know him? 265 00:10:47,173 --> 00:10:48,323 - Blind dates. 266 00:10:48,323 --> 00:10:49,813 You know, I though ha. 267 00:10:49,813 --> 00:10:51,813 What the hell? I've been divorced for what? 268 00:10:51,813 --> 00:10:53,273 Two years now? 269 00:10:53,273 --> 00:10:55,413 Therapist said it would be good for me, so. 270 00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:56,783 - That's what I'm talking about. 271 00:10:56,783 --> 00:10:58,883 Sometimes you just need to feed the beast. 272 00:10:59,933 --> 00:11:01,103 - It's just dinner. 273 00:11:01,103 --> 00:11:04,343 - Hmm. Dinner with a buttered biscuit. 274 00:11:04,343 --> 00:11:05,606 - You're gross. 275 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:07,713 - Whatever. 276 00:11:07,713 --> 00:11:09,743 Girl needs to eat once in a while. 277 00:11:09,743 --> 00:11:10,576 No big deal. 278 00:11:12,743 --> 00:11:13,953 - Just getting my feet wet. 279 00:11:13,953 --> 00:11:15,413 - Let us know how it goes. 280 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,666 - I will. - Okay. 281 00:11:16,666 --> 00:11:18,293 - Bye bye. - Bye. 282 00:11:18,293 --> 00:11:20,546 - Yeah, bye girl. - Okay, whatever. 283 00:11:23,663 --> 00:11:26,996 (gentle romantic music) 284 00:11:28,793 --> 00:11:31,553 - So, that's why I think of myself as Sam 285 00:11:31,553 --> 00:11:34,353 since he's the one who finally took down a White Walker. 286 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,203 Pretty cool, right? 287 00:11:37,203 --> 00:11:38,036 - Thank you. 288 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,710 - Thank you, Darling. 289 00:11:44,613 --> 00:11:46,283 So, Cassie. 290 00:11:46,283 --> 00:11:47,336 Tell me about you. 291 00:11:48,203 --> 00:11:49,156 Which one are you? 292 00:11:52,853 --> 00:11:53,686 Cassie? 293 00:11:56,203 --> 00:11:57,680 - I'm sorry. I was- 294 00:11:59,523 --> 00:12:00,843 You said something? 295 00:12:00,843 --> 00:12:02,956 - Which Game of Thrones character are you? 296 00:12:03,969 --> 00:12:05,052 - I told you. 297 00:12:06,053 --> 00:12:06,953 I haven't seen it. 298 00:12:09,358 --> 00:12:11,852 (bursted laughing) 299 00:12:11,852 --> 00:12:12,836 - Please. 300 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,626 Good one, Cassie. 301 00:12:20,033 --> 00:12:22,293 You have a wicked sense of humor. 302 00:12:22,293 --> 00:12:23,236 You almost had me. 303 00:12:25,463 --> 00:12:28,253 Hey, are you gonna eat that piece of cheese? 304 00:12:28,253 --> 00:12:29,086 - For real. 305 00:12:30,003 --> 00:12:30,903 I haven't seen it. 306 00:12:34,190 --> 00:12:35,403 - I thought you were joking. 307 00:12:35,403 --> 00:12:36,236 - Nope. 308 00:12:40,173 --> 00:12:42,393 - Like when you say never, you mean like 309 00:12:43,413 --> 00:12:44,246 never? 310 00:12:47,062 --> 00:12:50,398 - Oh. It's my agent. I have to take this. 311 00:12:50,398 --> 00:12:52,348 It's probably about this series I'm on. 312 00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:58,243 - Hi, Brandon. 313 00:12:58,243 --> 00:12:59,076 What's up? 314 00:13:02,805 --> 00:13:03,638 - What? 315 00:13:06,163 --> 00:13:06,996 Are you sure? 316 00:13:10,430 --> 00:13:13,013 They won't even take a meeting? 317 00:13:15,332 --> 00:13:16,919 No, no. 318 00:13:16,919 --> 00:13:18,002 I understand. 319 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,999 I don't, actually. 320 00:13:22,471 --> 00:13:24,138 It's very fucked up. 321 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:28,122 Are you sure? 322 00:13:32,069 --> 00:13:32,902 Okay. 323 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:35,563 Thank you. 324 00:13:37,931 --> 00:13:38,764 Bye. 325 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:10,893 I mean poof. 326 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:13,103 Ghosted me when I was on the phone. 327 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,163 - Yeah, but it wasn't going well anyway, right? 328 00:14:15,163 --> 00:14:18,223 - No, it wasn't, but I should've been the one to ditch him. 329 00:14:18,223 --> 00:14:20,003 Not the other way around. 330 00:14:20,003 --> 00:14:23,733 Not to sound extra, but I'm way out of his league. 331 00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:24,693 Way. 332 00:14:24,693 --> 00:14:26,023 Oh, and get this. 333 00:14:26,023 --> 00:14:27,893 The jerk off only leaves enough money to pay 334 00:14:27,893 --> 00:14:29,273 for his part of the bill. 335 00:14:29,273 --> 00:14:31,113 - Consider yourself lucky, girl. 336 00:14:31,113 --> 00:14:32,383 At least, he saved you the awkward. 337 00:14:32,383 --> 00:14:34,983 I don't want to go on another date with you conversation. 338 00:14:34,983 --> 00:14:36,343 - I know. I know. 339 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,743 But could this day get any worse? 340 00:14:38,743 --> 00:14:41,233 A blind date from hell and I'm recasting a show, 341 00:14:41,233 --> 00:14:43,253 I haven't even started filming yet. 342 00:14:43,253 --> 00:14:44,923 Couldn't the universe shit on me anymore? 343 00:14:44,923 --> 00:14:46,493 - Quit your complaining girl. 344 00:14:46,493 --> 00:14:48,733 Where I'm sitting, you got it pretty good. 345 00:14:48,733 --> 00:14:50,070 - I know. - I know. 346 00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:51,643 You make a good living. 347 00:14:51,643 --> 00:14:53,216 Have a beautiful baby girl. 348 00:14:55,090 --> 00:14:56,803 - You know why they replaced you? 349 00:14:56,803 --> 00:14:58,723 - Apparently, I'm not black enough. 350 00:14:58,723 --> 00:14:59,763 - What? The black panther? 351 00:14:59,763 --> 00:15:01,786 Don't they know we ain't all hood rats? 352 00:15:02,783 --> 00:15:03,643 - I guess not. 353 00:15:03,643 --> 00:15:05,233 - Sweetheart, enough with the chit-chat. 354 00:15:05,233 --> 00:15:06,943 I'm losing my shot, okay? 355 00:15:06,943 --> 00:15:08,603 - Oh. 356 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:09,853 What if I do this? 357 00:15:11,218 --> 00:15:12,135 - Hmm, yes. 358 00:15:13,794 --> 00:15:14,627 - Oh yeah, baby. 359 00:15:14,627 --> 00:15:15,853 Now you're talking. 360 00:15:15,853 --> 00:15:18,053 That's it. Let's make it rain. That's right. 361 00:15:19,095 --> 00:15:20,095 Here you go. 362 00:15:21,006 --> 00:15:24,244 - Give it up for Jasmine everyone. 363 00:15:24,244 --> 00:15:26,423 Brandy will make your weekend stay. 364 00:15:26,423 --> 00:15:27,256 Brandy. 365 00:15:29,043 --> 00:15:31,383 - Something better is gonna come along. 366 00:15:31,383 --> 00:15:32,923 It's your time, Cassie. 367 00:15:32,923 --> 00:15:33,783 - It's my time? 368 00:15:33,783 --> 00:15:34,616 It's my time. 369 00:15:34,616 --> 00:15:37,083 It's been my time for almost 10 years. 370 00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:39,173 Pretty soon, the girls with pancake and down on my belly 371 00:15:39,173 --> 00:15:41,473 and they'll be sending me out for Cicely Tyson's rolls. 372 00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:43,073 - We're gonna make it, trust me. 373 00:15:43,073 --> 00:15:45,033 I'm not gonna be doing this my whole life. 374 00:15:45,033 --> 00:15:46,443 - I know. I'm sure there are a lot of smart, 375 00:15:46,443 --> 00:15:48,683 talented girls here just waiting for their shot. 376 00:15:48,683 --> 00:15:50,023 - Oh my God, Shar. 377 00:15:50,023 --> 00:15:51,056 Can you check me and make sure my cup on string 378 00:15:51,056 --> 00:15:52,463 isn't hanging out? 379 00:15:52,463 --> 00:15:53,296 - Sure. 380 00:15:55,593 --> 00:15:56,743 Yep. You're good, babe. 381 00:15:57,783 --> 00:15:58,616 - Thanks, boo. 382 00:16:00,073 --> 00:16:01,333 - Okay. 383 00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:02,643 Gotta go. 384 00:16:02,643 --> 00:16:03,973 Can't afford to keep a sitter too long. 385 00:16:03,973 --> 00:16:07,283 Now that my big paycheck has been snatched from me. 386 00:16:07,283 --> 00:16:10,253 - Okay, baby. Well, call me later if you need to talk, okay? 387 00:16:10,253 --> 00:16:11,903 - Okay, baby. - Bye, baby. 388 00:16:11,903 --> 00:16:12,736 Okay. - Bye. 389 00:16:20,383 --> 00:16:21,446 - Hi Walter. 390 00:16:23,473 --> 00:16:24,306 Having fun? 391 00:16:25,253 --> 00:16:27,163 - Of course, I am. 392 00:16:27,163 --> 00:16:28,563 Pretty girls. 393 00:16:28,563 --> 00:16:30,173 Pumping music. 394 00:16:30,173 --> 00:16:31,473 What's not to like? 395 00:16:31,473 --> 00:16:32,434 - You feel like a dance? 396 00:16:32,434 --> 00:16:34,763 - Have I ever said no? 397 00:16:34,763 --> 00:16:36,446 - Oh, I got something for you. 398 00:16:37,343 --> 00:16:39,093 I got you a present. 399 00:16:39,093 --> 00:16:40,543 - Oh my. 400 00:16:40,543 --> 00:16:42,203 It's lovely. 401 00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:44,563 - It's for Bootsie. I know you said that he had surgery. 402 00:16:44,563 --> 00:16:45,396 How did it go? 403 00:16:45,396 --> 00:16:47,493 - Almost lost a little fella 404 00:16:47,493 --> 00:16:51,063 but the vet said he's gonna be just fine now. 405 00:16:51,063 --> 00:16:53,743 Best $5,000 I ever spent. 406 00:16:53,743 --> 00:16:55,103 - What, the lasie? 407 00:16:55,103 --> 00:16:57,013 Bootsie is a dog, right? 408 00:16:57,013 --> 00:16:58,733 Five G's? 409 00:16:58,733 --> 00:17:00,513 - Doug. Don't be silly. 410 00:17:00,513 --> 00:17:02,013 - Okay, good. Cause for a minute- 411 00:17:02,013 --> 00:17:04,854 - Chat. Money is no object 412 00:17:04,854 --> 00:17:06,893 when it comes to my little Bootsie. 413 00:17:08,213 --> 00:17:09,705 - Come on, baby. 414 00:17:09,705 --> 00:17:12,122 (rave music) 415 00:17:15,424 --> 00:17:18,007 (upbeat music) 416 00:17:24,763 --> 00:17:25,596 - Hi. 417 00:17:27,623 --> 00:17:28,456 Cassie? 418 00:17:32,613 --> 00:17:33,446 Cassie. 419 00:17:37,601 --> 00:17:39,193 Oh, sorry. 420 00:17:39,193 --> 00:17:40,841 - That's okay. 421 00:17:40,841 --> 00:17:42,313 Nicky. 422 00:17:42,313 --> 00:17:43,146 - Nickie. 423 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:43,979 - Hi. - Hi! 424 00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:46,323 I'm sorry. I was in the zone. 425 00:17:46,323 --> 00:17:47,430 - Yeah. I haven't seen you 426 00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:49,573 since you got that FedEx commercial. 427 00:17:49,573 --> 00:17:50,406 - Right. 428 00:17:52,813 --> 00:17:54,693 - Hey, I heard about the series of book. 429 00:17:54,693 --> 00:17:55,773 Surprised to see you here. 430 00:17:55,773 --> 00:17:57,073 - Yeah. 431 00:17:57,073 --> 00:17:58,761 It didn't work out. 432 00:17:58,761 --> 00:18:00,553 - What? What happened? 433 00:18:00,553 --> 00:18:03,636 - Apparently, they decided I wasn't the right type. 434 00:18:04,493 --> 00:18:05,962 I wasn't black enough. 435 00:18:05,962 --> 00:18:08,073 - Hmm. 436 00:18:08,073 --> 00:18:09,873 Yeah. I can see that. - Wait what? 437 00:18:09,873 --> 00:18:13,243 - Well, I mean, you're the other type, you know? 438 00:18:13,243 --> 00:18:14,203 - No. 439 00:18:14,203 --> 00:18:15,293 I don't. 440 00:18:15,293 --> 00:18:17,673 - Well, you're more the Kerry Washington type. 441 00:18:17,673 --> 00:18:21,093 Halle Berry, you know the city type. 442 00:18:21,093 --> 00:18:23,493 - Hi. I'm black. 443 00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:24,913 Black is black. 444 00:18:24,913 --> 00:18:26,973 There are many different kinds of black. 445 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:27,806 - I get it. 446 00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:28,639 So did he- 447 00:18:30,223 --> 00:18:32,773 - Oh, so we should all just be ghetto? 448 00:18:32,773 --> 00:18:35,373 Hood or those more black? 449 00:18:35,373 --> 00:18:36,586 - Of course not. 450 00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:38,096 - Cassie Robbins? 451 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,543 - Good to see you, Cas. 452 00:18:41,543 --> 00:18:42,593 Break a leg in there. 453 00:18:52,603 --> 00:18:53,476 - Have a seat. 454 00:18:54,873 --> 00:18:57,153 It's good to see you, Cassie. 455 00:18:57,153 --> 00:18:58,743 - Thanks for bringing me in. 456 00:18:58,743 --> 00:19:00,083 It's been a while. - It has been. 457 00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:02,683 Last time I saw you, you had just popped out a baby. 458 00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:05,715 - My little munchkin, Nita. 459 00:19:05,715 --> 00:19:07,973 - Well, it's nice to see you back at it. 460 00:19:07,973 --> 00:19:09,953 - Oh, well- - I think last time I saw you, 461 00:19:09,953 --> 00:19:12,773 I said, you know, see you in a few years. 462 00:19:12,773 --> 00:19:14,063 And now, 463 00:19:14,063 --> 00:19:15,643 you're fat. 464 00:19:15,643 --> 00:19:17,463 You're not dedicated. 465 00:19:17,463 --> 00:19:19,203 You're too old. 466 00:19:19,203 --> 00:19:21,113 You should straighten your hair. 467 00:19:21,113 --> 00:19:23,553 You're never gonna make it. 468 00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:24,386 Cassie? 469 00:19:26,063 --> 00:19:27,946 Cassie? - Oh, yes. 470 00:19:28,883 --> 00:19:29,716 - You ready? 471 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:31,536 - Yeah. 472 00:19:32,843 --> 00:19:33,676 Yeah. I'm ready. 473 00:19:36,246 --> 00:19:38,829 (upbeat music) 474 00:19:44,162 --> 00:19:44,995 Mabel? 475 00:19:45,983 --> 00:19:47,306 Cassie Robbins. 476 00:19:49,163 --> 00:19:51,083 I'm good. 477 00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:52,383 I know. It's been a while. 478 00:19:55,593 --> 00:19:56,493 Yeah. She's great. 479 00:19:57,423 --> 00:19:58,256 Yeah and Amber. 480 00:19:59,723 --> 00:20:01,163 Five. 481 00:20:01,163 --> 00:20:02,513 I know. Can you believe it? 482 00:20:03,683 --> 00:20:06,763 Listen, do you mind if I stop by 483 00:20:06,763 --> 00:20:08,213 and chat with you real quick? 484 00:20:09,723 --> 00:20:12,123 I have this really wild idea I wanna run by you. 485 00:20:14,183 --> 00:20:15,566 - A fake movie? 486 00:20:16,743 --> 00:20:20,403 - Think of it as, I don't know, a PR stunt. 487 00:20:20,403 --> 00:20:24,913 - Sweetie, releasing your own sex tape is a PR stunt. 488 00:20:24,913 --> 00:20:26,366 This is, I don't know. 489 00:20:27,613 --> 00:20:28,823 Risky. 490 00:20:28,823 --> 00:20:32,243 I mean the upside is that you get a temporary boost 491 00:20:32,243 --> 00:20:33,923 in your social media numbers 492 00:20:33,923 --> 00:20:36,183 and you might get in the trades 493 00:20:36,183 --> 00:20:37,623 which could create some buzz. 494 00:20:37,623 --> 00:20:39,903 - Right? - Down side is 495 00:20:41,013 --> 00:20:43,843 people find out it's bullshit and you get blackball. 496 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,053 And in a town that's built on bullshit, 497 00:20:46,053 --> 00:20:47,163 the bullshit is not gonna like 498 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,213 to get bullshit at themselves. 499 00:20:49,213 --> 00:20:51,393 - You will know what every need to know. 500 00:20:51,393 --> 00:20:53,243 You know, once we got what we needed, 501 00:20:53,243 --> 00:20:57,263 we say that it ran out of funding 502 00:20:57,263 --> 00:20:58,993 or it was put in turnaround. 503 00:20:58,993 --> 00:21:00,243 Whatever. 504 00:21:00,243 --> 00:21:01,563 - It's risky for you. 505 00:21:01,563 --> 00:21:05,753 - I know but maybe we need to take a risk. 506 00:21:05,753 --> 00:21:08,823 Otherwise, I'm gonna fall into a depression. 507 00:21:08,823 --> 00:21:11,003 You know, Sharice is shaking her tits 508 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,433 in guys' faces to get by. 509 00:21:12,433 --> 00:21:16,176 And Holly is parking cars for rich people in Beverly Hills. 510 00:21:17,063 --> 00:21:19,456 We're really good actors. We just need a shot. 511 00:21:19,456 --> 00:21:22,493 - Like I said, it's risky for you 512 00:21:22,493 --> 00:21:24,036 but it's less risky for me. 513 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,333 - What do you mean? 514 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:28,623 - Y'all can't be dropping casting notices 515 00:21:28,623 --> 00:21:30,553 and then hiding yourselves. 516 00:21:30,553 --> 00:21:33,023 It's got to seem like it's legit. 517 00:21:33,023 --> 00:21:34,743 So, you need a casting director. 518 00:21:34,743 --> 00:21:38,833 Someone to drop the breakdown and set up audition. 519 00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:40,933 - I can't ask you to get involved. 520 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,473 I just came here to get your opinion. 521 00:21:42,473 --> 00:21:44,803 - My opinion is that you need my help. 522 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:45,763 Look. 523 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:48,313 I'm tired of day-to-day bullshit too. 524 00:21:48,313 --> 00:21:49,653 The business isn't getting any easier. 525 00:21:49,653 --> 00:21:52,343 It's getting harder, more complicated. 526 00:21:52,343 --> 00:21:55,413 I kind of like the idea of spicing things up 527 00:21:55,413 --> 00:21:56,766 and rolling the dice. 528 00:21:58,163 --> 00:21:59,623 I mean, I'm in more good red 529 00:21:59,623 --> 00:22:01,793 turn good shit fest, can I care? 530 00:22:01,793 --> 00:22:03,283 You know, I had a brother come in here 531 00:22:03,283 --> 00:22:04,723 with a gun the other day. 532 00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:06,413 A real gun. - You kidding? 533 00:22:06,413 --> 00:22:07,743 - And he shouted too. 534 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,793 God, I was gonna have to bust his ass. 535 00:22:09,793 --> 00:22:10,643 - That's messed up. 536 00:22:10,643 --> 00:22:12,533 - You heard about Francis Farrah? 537 00:22:12,533 --> 00:22:13,833 - No, why? 538 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,153 - Bitch dropped dead in the middle 539 00:22:15,153 --> 00:22:17,093 of a casting session the other day. 540 00:22:17,093 --> 00:22:18,613 And the actor kept going too. 541 00:22:18,613 --> 00:22:19,593 He wasn't about to give up 542 00:22:19,593 --> 00:22:21,563 that opportunity for his audition. 543 00:22:21,563 --> 00:22:24,323 Girl, this dress is getting to us all. 544 00:22:24,323 --> 00:22:28,003 Francis, John Singleton, Kanye Well. 545 00:22:28,003 --> 00:22:29,163 - He's not dead. 546 00:22:29,163 --> 00:22:31,226 - Wouldn't that make America great again? 547 00:22:32,263 --> 00:22:33,096 Listen. 548 00:22:34,843 --> 00:22:36,973 I think we need to stir up the path. 549 00:22:36,973 --> 00:22:38,033 - Really? 550 00:22:38,033 --> 00:22:38,943 - What'd you get? 551 00:22:38,943 --> 00:22:40,698 - Uh, what do you mean? 552 00:22:40,698 --> 00:22:42,243 - What kind of movie, is it? 553 00:22:42,243 --> 00:22:44,436 - Oh, we're thinking it's a Western. 554 00:22:46,493 --> 00:22:47,443 - A Western? 555 00:22:47,443 --> 00:22:50,053 - Yeah. Holly wants to audition a bunch of- 556 00:22:50,053 --> 00:22:51,053 - Beefcake? 557 00:22:51,053 --> 00:22:53,283 - Yes. Just as bonus. 558 00:22:53,283 --> 00:22:54,423 It's been a minute for her. 559 00:22:54,423 --> 00:22:55,883 - Tell me about a girl. 560 00:22:55,883 --> 00:22:59,436 My couch is sealed up tighter than Trump's tax return. 561 00:23:02,823 --> 00:23:06,083 Black female driven Western, huh? 562 00:23:08,383 --> 00:23:10,256 That's current. 563 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:11,543 Good work. 564 00:23:11,543 --> 00:23:14,233 With the me, too. 565 00:23:14,233 --> 00:23:16,180 Hollywood's a white, bullshit. 566 00:23:17,913 --> 00:23:18,746 - So? 567 00:23:20,139 --> 00:23:21,733 - Yeah. 568 00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:23,223 Yes, girl. 569 00:23:23,223 --> 00:23:24,056 I'm in. 570 00:23:25,439 --> 00:23:28,219 Let's blow this bitch, y'all. 571 00:23:28,219 --> 00:23:30,802 (upbeat music) 572 00:24:25,334 --> 00:24:28,417 (upbeat music fades)