1 00:00:11,221 --> 00:00:12,639 - Beth! BETH: Yeah! 2 00:00:12,639 --> 00:00:13,932 - This is-- BETH: Hi. 3 00:00:13,932 --> 00:00:17,185 DR. B: Good to see you! - Great to see you. Yeah. 4 00:00:17,185 --> 00:00:18,770 I-I wanted to just come by and tell you that 5 00:00:18,770 --> 00:00:20,814 I'm moving out of Manhattan today, 6 00:00:20,814 --> 00:00:23,900 so I won't be coming by anymore. 7 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:26,069 - Oh, well, it's good to see you. 8 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:27,153 - Yeah. 9 00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:28,863 I wanted to really thank you 10 00:00:28,863 --> 00:00:30,699 because I'm-- I'm feeling a lot better. 11 00:00:30,699 --> 00:00:31,866 - That's wonderful. - Yeah. 12 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:33,118 - Thank you. - Yeah. 13 00:00:33,118 --> 00:00:35,412 One more thing. 14 00:00:35,412 --> 00:00:37,330 Can I have a hug? [Dr. B stammers] 15 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:41,001 Just, um, I don't have any parents right now, 16 00:00:41,001 --> 00:00:43,545 and I just, you know-- if it's okay. 17 00:00:43,545 --> 00:00:45,380 Just, like, a-a quick hug 18 00:00:45,380 --> 00:00:47,007 to celebrate how well I'm doing. 19 00:00:47,007 --> 00:00:48,008 - Sure, sure. 20 00:00:48,008 --> 00:00:49,801 I'm just gonna have to ask 21 00:00:49,801 --> 00:00:51,511 Kathleen to come in and observe. 22 00:00:51,511 --> 00:00:52,971 - Yeah, yeah, sure. 23 00:00:52,971 --> 00:00:55,098 DR. B: Okay. Kathleen! - Yeah, of course. 24 00:00:58,310 --> 00:00:59,311 She's coming. 25 00:00:59,311 --> 00:01:02,105 - Yeah, yeah. - She's-- 26 00:01:18,038 --> 00:01:19,456 Okay, Beth? 27 00:01:19,456 --> 00:01:21,833 - Yes. Yeah, I thought--I was done. 28 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:24,210 I thought you needed a-a second. 29 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:27,255 YELLOWMAN: ♪ Zungguzungguguzungguzeng ♪ 30 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:29,507 ♪ Zungguzungguguzungguzeng ♪ 31 00:01:29,507 --> 00:01:30,967 - What you doing? 32 00:01:30,967 --> 00:01:34,012 - I'm making a mixtape for Liz. 33 00:01:34,012 --> 00:01:37,015 - [gasps] Cool. Can I have a mixtape? 34 00:01:37,015 --> 00:01:40,101 - Sure. Didn't you do that yesterday? 35 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:41,978 - Yeah, but I need to grow tall 36 00:01:41,978 --> 00:01:43,229 if I'm gonna be a volleyball player. 37 00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:44,272 - Oh, really? 38 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:45,732 You're gonna be a volleyball player? 39 00:01:45,732 --> 00:01:47,067 - Will you help me mark it? 40 00:01:47,067 --> 00:01:48,651 Write the date next to it too, please. 41 00:01:48,651 --> 00:01:49,903 YOUNG BETH: Okay. 42 00:01:52,030 --> 00:01:54,657 YOUNG ANN: Make sure you get the top of my head, will you? 43 00:01:54,657 --> 00:01:57,744 - Okay, I will. Okay, you ready? 44 00:01:57,744 --> 00:01:59,662 ANN: We're fully moving you out? 45 00:01:59,662 --> 00:02:01,998 - Yeah. - Good for you. 46 00:02:01,998 --> 00:02:03,583 You'll feel so much better. 47 00:02:03,583 --> 00:02:05,251 - Yeah. - I did. 48 00:02:07,128 --> 00:02:09,506 - I didn't know you lived with someone. 49 00:02:09,506 --> 00:02:12,217 - Okay, well, I did and it didn't end well. 50 00:02:12,217 --> 00:02:14,594 - [laughs] Oh, okay. 51 00:02:14,594 --> 00:02:16,679 Well, I mean, I wanna hear everything. 52 00:02:18,139 --> 00:02:20,183 - All right, I had my heart broken. 53 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:22,102 Well, that's--come on, that's all for today. 54 00:02:22,102 --> 00:02:27,774 - Okay, well, thank you for sharing that with me, okay? 55 00:02:27,774 --> 00:02:29,984 And I just wanna say I'm happy you aren't someone else. 56 00:02:29,984 --> 00:02:31,069 - Okay. 57 00:02:31,069 --> 00:02:32,362 - Okay? - Relax, you relax-- 58 00:02:32,362 --> 00:02:33,488 - I'm sorry. 59 00:02:33,488 --> 00:02:34,781 - Matt's not here, right? 60 00:02:34,781 --> 00:02:37,117 - No. - Cool. I do not wanna see him. 61 00:02:37,117 --> 00:02:39,661 - Yeah. - But how is he? 62 00:02:39,661 --> 00:02:41,246 - No, he's great. 63 00:02:41,246 --> 00:02:43,289 He's, like, breaking all sorts of records at work. 64 00:02:43,289 --> 00:02:44,624 ANN: Wow. 65 00:02:44,624 --> 00:02:47,168 - Turns out without me holding you back, you can be limitless. 66 00:02:48,628 --> 00:02:51,214 Shit. Murray is calling me. 67 00:02:51,214 --> 00:02:52,757 Hello? 68 00:02:52,757 --> 00:02:54,759 - Is that my body? 69 00:02:54,759 --> 00:02:59,639 - Sort of. Um, yeah. 70 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:00,765 Right. 71 00:03:02,642 --> 00:03:06,813 I can't think of anything to say right now. 72 00:03:06,813 --> 00:03:09,315 Naples, right. 73 00:03:09,315 --> 00:03:13,445 Okay, thanks. All right. Bye. 74 00:03:13,445 --> 00:03:15,196 I got that promotion. 75 00:03:16,281 --> 00:03:18,575 - You seem psyched. 76 00:03:18,575 --> 00:03:20,368 - It's more money. 77 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:24,080 ANN: Well, let's get Matt back here for some champagne. 78 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,081 BETH: Yeah. 79 00:03:26,583 --> 00:03:31,045 - Yeah, but it would be good to move on, right? 80 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:33,590 Okay. - What the fuck? 81 00:03:33,590 --> 00:03:34,841 [inquisitive music] 82 00:03:34,841 --> 00:03:35,925 Wait. 83 00:03:39,095 --> 00:03:40,805 That's really weird. 84 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:42,974 ANN: I mean, is he moving or...? 85 00:03:42,974 --> 00:03:45,351 - I didn't know he was moving. 86 00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:47,812 ANN: The bathroom is disgusting. 87 00:03:49,856 --> 00:03:51,983 BETH: Everything is gone. 88 00:03:51,983 --> 00:03:53,276 ANN: Is this your stuff? 89 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:56,488 BETH: Um, it looks like it. 90 00:03:56,488 --> 00:03:58,656 - I think this is my... 91 00:03:58,656 --> 00:04:02,160 - Yeah, this is my stuff. What the fuck? 92 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,370 ANN: That's weird. Did he say anything? 93 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:06,831 BETH: He texted me something. 94 00:04:06,831 --> 00:04:08,666 He said, "Leave your key on the counter." 95 00:04:08,666 --> 00:04:10,001 That's it. ANN: Okay. 96 00:04:10,001 --> 00:04:11,044 Well, I'm gonna get started 97 00:04:11,044 --> 00:04:14,589 'cause I forgot to record "Judge Judy." 98 00:04:14,589 --> 00:04:16,132 - Popcorn. ANN: Yum. 99 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:22,096 YOUNG LEONARD: Get in, Izzy. Don't you fight it. 100 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:23,598 - Dad! Dad! - What? 101 00:04:23,598 --> 00:04:25,099 - No! No! - What? 102 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:26,351 YOUNG BETH: Dad, that's terrible. 103 00:04:26,351 --> 00:04:28,311 - What, she's not microwavable? 104 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:29,729 [Beth sighs] 105 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:33,733 - Remember when Dad used to pretend 106 00:04:33,733 --> 00:04:35,610 to put our poodle in the microwave? 107 00:04:35,610 --> 00:04:36,819 - Izzy? Really? 108 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:39,113 - Yeah, he'd, like, hear us coming, 109 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:42,158 and he'd, like, pretend like he didn't, you know? 110 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:43,701 ANN: Um, no. 111 00:04:43,701 --> 00:04:46,913 - He'd act like we caught him, like, "Oh, sorry," you know? 112 00:04:46,913 --> 00:04:48,998 - Oh, God. Such a charming man. 113 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:52,585 - This is the longest it's been 114 00:04:52,585 --> 00:04:54,504 since we've heard from Dad, you know that, right? 115 00:04:54,504 --> 00:04:56,839 ANN: Yeah, well, if he cared, he'd keep in regular touch, 116 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,758 but he doesn't, so. 117 00:04:58,758 --> 00:05:02,428 - What if we went by the park, his regular spot? 118 00:05:02,428 --> 00:05:03,471 It's nice out. 119 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:05,515 We haven't checked it in a while, right? 120 00:05:05,515 --> 00:05:07,559 Make sure--he might-- he might need some help. 121 00:05:07,559 --> 00:05:11,104 - Of course, he needs help. Come on, they all need help. 122 00:05:11,104 --> 00:05:14,148 [melancholy jazz music] 123 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:21,155 ♪ ♪ 124 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:23,700 - I told you I was getting off. 125 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:26,452 I don't have to pull the stupid thing if I said, "Getting off." 126 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:29,914 That's what it means. Dummy. 127 00:05:29,914 --> 00:05:32,542 Hope you drive better than you listen. 128 00:05:32,542 --> 00:05:34,544 Stupid. 129 00:05:34,544 --> 00:05:35,837 Come on, sweetheart. 130 00:05:35,837 --> 00:05:37,672 You guys look so good. YOUNG ANN: Hi, Daddy. 131 00:05:37,672 --> 00:05:39,382 YOUNG LEONARD: How are you? 132 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:42,010 Listen, uh, Mom's gonna let me come home soon, okay? 133 00:05:42,010 --> 00:05:43,595 So don't worry about that. 134 00:05:45,305 --> 00:05:46,514 - Where's your car? 135 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:51,477 - I got sideswiped by this dog-bone, this idiot 136 00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:53,313 when I was pulling out. Dummy. 137 00:05:53,313 --> 00:05:57,317 But the bus is good-- the bus is good if, uh, 138 00:05:57,317 --> 00:05:58,693 if you like weird smells. 139 00:05:58,693 --> 00:06:00,570 - [laughs] Eww! 140 00:06:00,570 --> 00:06:01,779 YOUNG LEONARD: How's your leg? 141 00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:03,948 You, uh, you out for the season? 142 00:06:03,948 --> 00:06:05,575 YOUNG BETH: Uh, no, I have a couple more games, 143 00:06:05,575 --> 00:06:07,702 but, uh, 41 stitches. 144 00:06:07,702 --> 00:06:09,287 YOUNG ANN: In three layers. 145 00:06:09,287 --> 00:06:13,041 YOUNG LEONARD: 41 stitches in three layers? That's disgusting. Yuck. 146 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:19,631 - It's between these two, 147 00:06:19,631 --> 00:06:21,507 but I like the green one better. 148 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:24,469 - This one? YOUNG BETH: Mm-hmm. 149 00:06:24,469 --> 00:06:27,555 - You like this one? YOUNG BETH: Yeah. 150 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:29,891 YOUNG LEONARD: Sure there's, um, 151 00:06:29,891 --> 00:06:31,225 no other, uh, places in the mall 152 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:33,603 you wanna shop at? 153 00:06:33,603 --> 00:06:34,604 It's a tough decision. 154 00:06:34,604 --> 00:06:36,356 I mean, one's got stripes, 155 00:06:36,356 --> 00:06:39,776 and the other one's got polka dots, it's, uh... 156 00:06:39,776 --> 00:06:42,278 - You know, I'm kind of hungry actually. 157 00:06:43,363 --> 00:06:46,616 I think we should just not shop now. 158 00:06:46,616 --> 00:06:47,951 Let's just shop later. 159 00:06:47,951 --> 00:06:49,494 - No, because we-- we could just-- 160 00:06:49,494 --> 00:06:51,037 if you wanna get it, we should get it now. 161 00:06:51,037 --> 00:06:53,081 It's up to you, or you can do whatever you want. 162 00:06:53,081 --> 00:06:55,416 - It's--I mean, no one's really asked me yet, 163 00:06:55,416 --> 00:06:58,920 so let's just go--go eat, yeah. 164 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,171 - Yeah, we'll go eat. 165 00:07:00,171 --> 00:07:03,883 YOUNG BETH: Yeah, let's get some food. 166 00:07:03,883 --> 00:07:07,261 - You know, I had, uh, one of my shops over there 167 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:10,723 on the other side. It was a good one also. 168 00:07:10,723 --> 00:07:12,600 - Yeah, we know. 169 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,520 - You had a ponopoly on baby furniture from Italy 170 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,855 then those bastards started selling it too. 171 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:19,607 - That's right, I had a ponopoly. 172 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:22,652 And I went over there to Italy, made them give me an exclusive. 173 00:07:22,652 --> 00:07:23,986 If I still had that shop, 174 00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:26,489 your mother would be begging to speak to me. 175 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:28,032 BETH: Thank you so much for doing this with me. 176 00:07:28,032 --> 00:07:29,242 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 177 00:07:29,242 --> 00:07:32,120 - You know, I wanna be there for you, too, right? 178 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,288 ANN: Yeah. - Is that Matt? 179 00:07:37,083 --> 00:07:38,251 - Yeah. 180 00:07:38,251 --> 00:07:41,170 - Okay, where's he going? There's nothing over there. 181 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:42,922 It's a fucking cart. ANN: What's he wearing? 182 00:07:42,922 --> 00:07:44,841 I mean, it looks like Coachella. 183 00:07:44,841 --> 00:07:46,259 BETH: Okay, he doesn't look good. 184 00:07:46,259 --> 00:07:47,260 ANN: Let's go. 185 00:07:47,260 --> 00:07:48,511 - No, no. Will you take my stuff home? 186 00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:49,804 I'm-I'm gonna grab it later, okay? 187 00:07:49,804 --> 00:07:51,389 - You know, this is fucked up. I came here to help you, 188 00:07:51,389 --> 00:07:52,557 and you're ditching me with all your shit. 189 00:07:52,557 --> 00:07:53,891 - We were together for ten years, okay? 190 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:54,892 - Six. 191 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:56,394 - I need to make sure he's okay. 192 00:07:56,394 --> 00:07:59,689 [upbeat jazz music] 193 00:07:59,689 --> 00:08:06,362 ♪ ♪ 194 00:08:34,724 --> 00:08:38,394 Matt. Matt! 195 00:08:38,394 --> 00:08:40,354 MATT: Beth. 196 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:42,273 BETH: What are you doing? 197 00:08:42,273 --> 00:08:45,485 - Hey, girl. It's been a minute. 198 00:08:45,485 --> 00:08:46,986 What are you doing here? 199 00:08:46,986 --> 00:08:48,654 - What's going on? 200 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:51,657 MATT: This is--funny story, it's a funny story. 201 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:53,034 Remember Kenny? 202 00:08:53,034 --> 00:08:55,495 Kenny--club soda Kenny from Fort Greene? 203 00:08:55,495 --> 00:08:57,163 - No. 204 00:08:57,163 --> 00:09:01,876 - Anyway, uh, we-we-we had a bet on a fight which I lost. 205 00:09:01,876 --> 00:09:05,338 We were both drunk. Uh, it was a weird bet. 206 00:09:05,338 --> 00:09:07,548 Anyway, you-you-you look good, girl. 207 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:08,800 It's good to see you, girl. 208 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,551 - Hey, come on. Stop calling me girl. 209 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:13,304 Wh--why is our apartment so empty? 210 00:09:13,304 --> 00:09:15,723 - I'm just revamping stuff, you know? 211 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,850 Couple leather couches, couple swords. 212 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:20,019 Our comforter that you're stealing is right on top. 213 00:09:20,019 --> 00:09:23,356 - Okay, you don't look good. What's really happening? 214 00:09:25,191 --> 00:09:26,567 - All right, all right, fine. 215 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:29,779 I'm, uh, I've been coming up a little short. 216 00:09:29,779 --> 00:09:31,989 - Murray said you're breaking every record at work. 217 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:33,991 - You know, uh, I'm doing what I gotta do to stay on top, 218 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:38,871 so, uh, so I'm buying a little bit of my wine 219 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:40,957 back from my customers just to make my numbers. 220 00:09:40,957 --> 00:09:42,375 - Wait, you're buying your-- 221 00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:43,876 your own inventory, you're saying? 222 00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:45,419 - You don't think I know it's bad? 223 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:46,587 BETH: For how long? 224 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:48,339 - For a while now. My cards are all maxed out. 225 00:09:48,339 --> 00:09:50,758 I'm-I'm scared I may have broken the law. 226 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,301 - Well, fuck. Did I break the law? 227 00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:54,345 MATT: Exactly. I don't know what I should do. 228 00:09:54,345 --> 00:09:56,514 - Well, okay, so-so you haven't 229 00:09:56,514 --> 00:09:58,766 paid our rent in how long? 230 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,852 - Ten months. - What the fuck? 231 00:10:00,852 --> 00:10:02,937 The-the--my name is on the lease. 232 00:10:02,937 --> 00:10:04,814 What did you do with the money I chipped in? 233 00:10:04,814 --> 00:10:06,149 - I spent it. 234 00:10:06,149 --> 00:10:08,359 - What the f-what? MATT: Okay, you-- 235 00:10:08,359 --> 00:10:11,112 - Your name isn't even on the lease anymore, Matt! 236 00:10:11,112 --> 00:10:13,030 You know what that means? I owe that money! 237 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:14,157 - You have every right to be mad. 238 00:10:14,157 --> 00:10:15,700 - I know I have every right to be mad, 239 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:17,577 you fucking psychopath! 240 00:10:17,577 --> 00:10:20,079 God, that's--I have no money, I have no savings-- 241 00:10:20,079 --> 00:10:21,956 - Yeah, I know it sucks, right? It sucks. 242 00:10:21,956 --> 00:10:23,124 I don't have any money either. 243 00:10:23,124 --> 00:10:25,167 BETH: Oh, my God, I could fucking kill you! 244 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,627 MATT: Well, guess what? BETH: What's wrong with you? 245 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,504 I could kill you with my bag. MATT: Guess what? 246 00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:30,131 I've been at this a while, and you didn't even notice, 247 00:10:30,131 --> 00:10:31,132 you're so checked out. 248 00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:32,508 - Okay, so this is my fault? - Yes. 249 00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:33,676 - This is on me? - Yes. 250 00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,052 - It makes a lot of sense. 251 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:37,179 - Yes, I was devoted to you. - Okay, great. 252 00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:38,848 - And you really fucked us. You really did. 253 00:10:38,848 --> 00:10:40,683 - Will you--will you just excuse me while I figure out 254 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,185 how I'm going to fucking eat this week 255 00:10:42,185 --> 00:10:43,561 'cause I don't have a dollar. 256 00:10:43,561 --> 00:10:44,812 - Oh, okay, I know I'm not gonna 257 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,689 get through to you now that you're a sociopath, so-- 258 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:47,982 - Oh, okay. I'm a sociopath? 259 00:10:47,982 --> 00:10:49,025 MATT: Yes. - Really? 260 00:10:49,025 --> 00:10:51,569 - You rub people the wrong way. Good people. 261 00:10:51,569 --> 00:10:55,072 - Okay, you're not wrong. I know that. 262 00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:57,033 I just haven't been able to feel anything 263 00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:59,201 for a long time, okay? I can't. 264 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:01,621 MATT: Yeah, yeah, you've been a zombie. 265 00:11:01,621 --> 00:11:03,247 - Look, I-I-I love you. I just-- 266 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:04,540 - I knew it. 267 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:07,084 - No! Get out of here! What's wrong with you? 268 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:08,586 - All right, I may have misread that moment. 269 00:11:08,586 --> 00:11:09,629 BETH: Fuck, Matt. 270 00:11:09,629 --> 00:11:11,464 I was gonna say I love you like family. 271 00:11:11,464 --> 00:11:14,217 You are like family to me. It's awful to see you this way. 272 00:11:14,217 --> 00:11:15,885 I've just been so numb. 273 00:11:15,885 --> 00:11:20,932 Jesus, Matt. Stop it. Is that cocaine? 274 00:11:20,932 --> 00:11:23,351 It's all over your face. It's all over. 275 00:11:23,351 --> 00:11:25,728 [phone dings] 276 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,146 - Oh, cocks! 277 00:11:27,146 --> 00:11:30,524 I gotta pick up those fucking Glaser Group people tonight. 278 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:31,984 - You have Glaser tonight? 279 00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:34,111 - Yeah, that's why I've been so stressed out. 280 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,989 BETH: Jesus. - It's okay. I got this. 281 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:38,199 I got this, girl. 282 00:11:38,199 --> 00:11:39,784 - You just pissed yourself. 283 00:11:44,247 --> 00:11:46,290 - I just need a little bit more cocaine. 284 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,960 BETH: I don't think that's the solution, Matt. 285 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:52,797 Hey, hey, I'll do it. 286 00:11:52,797 --> 00:11:53,923 I can take them out. 287 00:11:53,923 --> 00:11:55,508 MATT: No! - Yeah. 288 00:11:55,508 --> 00:11:56,842 - Nobody likes you. 289 00:11:56,842 --> 00:12:00,137 - They will like me. I will make them like me, okay? 290 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,180 I have an idea. 291 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:02,640 And--and whatever commission I make 292 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:05,142 goes right to our landlord. 293 00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:06,394 - You got it, baby. BETH: Okay? 294 00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:07,395 - Yeah. BETH: Yeah. 295 00:12:07,395 --> 00:12:09,313 And we're taking my name off the lease tonight. 296 00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:13,234 MATT: Tonight. - All right, all right. 297 00:12:13,234 --> 00:12:15,444 - You're the best, baby. 298 00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:16,445 - Matt! 299 00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:21,701 Why are you dumping out that champagne? 300 00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:26,372 - I don't know. 301 00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:34,839 - Thank you. YOUNG BETH: Thank you so much. 302 00:12:34,839 --> 00:12:38,843 - And I'm sorry I missed the volleyball game the other day. 303 00:12:38,843 --> 00:12:41,762 - You were there, Dad. Thank you. 304 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,097 - I was? 305 00:12:43,097 --> 00:12:46,142 - Yeah, yeah, you were. 306 00:12:46,142 --> 00:12:48,144 - Shit. Oh, good. 307 00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:56,110 - Daddy, are we gonna really eat somewhere? 308 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:57,486 - Are we gonna eat somewhere? 309 00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:59,655 Yeah, we're eating here, we're eating everywhere. 310 00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:00,781 We're eating every single thing. 311 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,408 I mean, look at all his food. 312 00:13:02,408 --> 00:13:05,036 Plus, I am making my top-secret 313 00:13:05,036 --> 00:13:09,290 world-famous Leonard's lemonade, okay? 314 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:14,003 Put a lemon, some sugar packs in there, stir it up, 315 00:13:14,003 --> 00:13:16,547 and it's the best of the best stuff. 316 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:17,798 Try it, Annie. 317 00:13:19,592 --> 00:13:21,552 - That's--that's really sweet, Dad. 318 00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:23,304 YOUNG LEONARD: It's good, though, right? 319 00:13:23,304 --> 00:13:25,765 Now, listen, I need you to get two more cups of water, 320 00:13:25,765 --> 00:13:29,226 couple of sugar packs, and a bunch of lemon, okay? 321 00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,853 - Why can't Beth do it? 322 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:34,690 - Beth can't do it because Beth has 65 stitches in 42 places. 323 00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:36,984 - 41 stitches. - In three layers. 324 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,986 - Okay, now, go ahead and do it, all right? 325 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,529 YOUNG ANN: Okay. - Come right back, sweetheart. 326 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:41,530 - Okay. 327 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,365 YOUNG LEONARD: Don't talk to any weirdos. 328 00:13:45,743 --> 00:13:47,369 [sighs] Ai-yi-yi. 329 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:51,749 Whe--when is this, um, prom thing with the dress? 330 00:13:51,749 --> 00:13:53,292 When is this thing? 331 00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:54,794 - Dad, I'm-I'm 14. 332 00:13:54,794 --> 00:13:58,881 It's not a prom. Don't worry about it. 333 00:14:01,217 --> 00:14:06,972 - I am--listen, sweetie, my, um, 334 00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:09,809 my car's not really in the shop. 335 00:14:09,809 --> 00:14:12,770 [heartfelt music] 336 00:14:12,770 --> 00:14:14,480 - Okay. 337 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:18,526 - Fuckers took it from me because I had too many DWIs, 338 00:14:18,526 --> 00:14:20,277 but I wasn't even drunk. 339 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,822 I think Mommy called the cops on me. 340 00:14:22,822 --> 00:14:26,909 - So I'll be seeing even less of you. 341 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:27,910 That's great. 342 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,537 - Sweetheart, no, no, no, no, no. 343 00:14:29,537 --> 00:14:31,914 Listen, I took-- I took three buses 344 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:36,127 to be with you guys today, and I'll take 300 more. 345 00:14:36,127 --> 00:14:38,546 - I know, I know. 346 00:14:38,546 --> 00:14:41,382 I just-- 347 00:14:41,382 --> 00:14:45,845 school has been really off, so. 348 00:14:45,845 --> 00:14:48,139 - Wha--what about your friends? Do you, um... 349 00:14:48,139 --> 00:14:50,182 - Liz and Maya. YOUNG LEONARD: Liz and Maya. 350 00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:52,059 'Cause, you know, friends are important. 351 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,979 Family, they come and go, you know, 352 00:14:54,979 --> 00:14:57,523 and you can't trust them half the time. 353 00:14:57,523 --> 00:15:00,025 But friends, that's a family that you get to choose. 354 00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:04,530 Look at you. [Ann giggles] 355 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:07,074 Wait a second, where-where did you get that fancy hat? 356 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,617 - They gave it to me 'cause I'm so cute. 357 00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:09,618 YOUNG LEONARD: Oh, yeah? 358 00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:10,995 Well, maybe they should give me one also... 359 00:15:10,995 --> 00:15:13,038 YOUNG ANN: Hey! - 'Cause I'm so cute too. 360 00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:14,707 Now, watch and learn, right? 361 00:15:14,707 --> 00:15:16,083 I'm gonna go to Johnny Rockets, 362 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:19,003 and I'm gonna make them give us three cheese burgers. 363 00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:21,589 Huh? YOUNG BETH: Okay. 364 00:15:21,589 --> 00:15:24,967 [melancholy jazz music] 365 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,887 ♪ ♪ 366 00:15:27,887 --> 00:15:29,096 - Hello. 367 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:32,558 - They got 50¢ refills at Starbucks. 368 00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:35,352 - Oh, yeah? Hey, Dad. 369 00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:42,067 - Beth. 370 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,069 - Where you been? 371 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:47,489 - I'm here. I'm always here. 372 00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:52,411 I-I have this stupid phone. It runs out of minutes. 373 00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:55,122 - Yeah. You look good. 374 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,918 - I look like shit. 375 00:15:58,918 --> 00:16:02,755 - Come on, I'll get you that refill. 376 00:16:02,755 --> 00:16:03,964 50¢? 377 00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:07,509 - How's Annie? 378 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:12,932 - She's good. She says hi. 379 00:16:12,932 --> 00:16:16,018 - No, she doesn't. That's okay. 380 00:16:17,645 --> 00:16:19,188 - Mom died. 381 00:16:19,188 --> 00:16:21,899 - Really? Janey died? 382 00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:24,068 - She died. 383 00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:27,863 - Oh, wow. Breast cancer? 384 00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:29,573 - No, it was a car accident. 385 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,951 LEONARD: That's a shame. BETH: Yeah. 386 00:16:31,951 --> 00:16:36,205 - That's a beautiful woman. Beautiful breasts. 387 00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:37,831 - All right. 388 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,251 - I'm so sorry, Beth. 389 00:16:40,251 --> 00:16:41,877 - Thank you. 390 00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:43,629 - How-how are you doing with it? 391 00:16:43,629 --> 00:16:48,384 - It's, you know, it's complicated. 392 00:16:48,384 --> 00:16:50,427 - That woman was a fucking saint. 393 00:16:51,804 --> 00:16:52,805 - I know. 394 00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:56,308 - How's your mom? 395 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,063 - She died, Dad. 396 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,107 - Fucking breast cancer. 397 00:17:03,107 --> 00:17:04,650 - How's your memory? 398 00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:10,406 - They say I have short-term memory loss. 399 00:17:10,406 --> 00:17:13,075 - How's your long-term? 400 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,411 - Depends. 401 00:17:15,411 --> 00:17:18,080 I wear Depends. - [laughs] 402 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,958 It's just so--do you? 403 00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,626 - No. BETH: Oh. [laughs] 404 00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:25,587 - I'm not that fucked up. 405 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,589 - I-I wanna ask you about something. 406 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,924 I wanna see if you're up for it. 407 00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:30,801 - I'm listening. BETH: Okay. 408 00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:32,595 I got a pretty big gig. 409 00:17:32,595 --> 00:17:34,471 Couple of big fish. - Yeah? 410 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:37,516 BETH: Really looking to charm these people. 411 00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:40,811 You feel like getting a little bit of a haircut, shave? 412 00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,605 It's a little bit of a hustle. 413 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:46,400 - What's my name and where am I from? 414 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,193 - Hmm, all right. 415 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:51,196 [conspiratorial jazz music] 416 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:57,077 ♪ ♪ 417 00:17:57,077 --> 00:18:00,956 - Yeah, oh, Paul, Diane from the Glaser Group, 418 00:18:00,956 --> 00:18:05,586 it is my honor to introduce you to Mr. Leonard Pacino. 419 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,004 - Nice to meet you. 420 00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:09,048 - Pacino? LEONARD: Pleasure's mine. 421 00:18:09,048 --> 00:18:10,174 - Nice to meet you. 422 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,385 - We're so lucky he's in town. 423 00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,846 He's usually on the Amalfi Coast this time of year. 424 00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:17,431 DIANE: Oh. - Oh, really? I love Italy. 425 00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:18,974 - We honeymooned in Rome. 426 00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:21,310 - Oh, yeah? With each other? 427 00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:23,354 - Oh. [all laugh] 428 00:18:23,354 --> 00:18:24,355 Huh? 429 00:18:24,355 --> 00:18:26,357 - I have to kill you if I tell you. 430 00:18:26,357 --> 00:18:29,651 - And Matt is so sorry he couldn't join us tonight, 431 00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,612 but we're gonna have a great time. 432 00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:32,905 - Leonard Pacino, you said? 433 00:18:32,905 --> 00:18:35,074 I mean, is that any relation to Al? 434 00:18:35,074 --> 00:18:37,659 - Oh, um, well, 435 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,870 we were hoping this wouldn't come up, of course. 436 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:40,871 - It always does. 437 00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:43,415 - Yeah, but yes, they are cousins. 438 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:44,708 - Wow. 439 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,460 - Yes, but they're constantly falling in and out. 440 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,379 - Well, that's because I always tell him like it is. 441 00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:50,005 - Yes, you do. 442 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,715 - But I'm the one who also gave him hoo-hah. 443 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,759 ALL: Hoo-hah, hoo-hah. 444 00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:55,135 - Remember? Yeah. 445 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,346 - And that Oscar after 30 years of groveling. 446 00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:58,597 - [laughs] 447 00:18:58,597 --> 00:19:00,641 BETH: I would never admit to that, though. 448 00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:02,351 Don't bring that up at Thanksgiving, right? 449 00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:03,811 - No, never. Never. 450 00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:05,729 - Damn, I'm a fan. 451 00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:08,649 - Yeah, I'm a huge fan. "Any Given Sunday"? 452 00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,484 - Oh, yeah. Amazing. 453 00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:12,820 - That little thing he did with Keanu, the devil-- 454 00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:15,114 - Yeah. I think we're ready to order. 455 00:19:15,114 --> 00:19:16,532 We should get it going, right? 456 00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:18,117 And we're starting with champagne, correct? 457 00:19:18,117 --> 00:19:19,785 That's what we're doing here tonight? 458 00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:23,455 - You know, I'm actually feeling more like some pinot. 459 00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:25,541 - Okay. Uh, all right. 460 00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:27,668 We were--we were hoping you were gonna fall in love 461 00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:31,296 with our--our champagne tonight, but, um, 462 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,257 but actually-- 463 00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,801 no, actually, I-I can get some pinot here... 464 00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:36,969 - That's not a problem. 465 00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:40,431 - In-in the next 45 minutes that'll change your lives. 466 00:19:40,431 --> 00:19:41,890 - Fantastic. BETH: That's great. 467 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,268 - Okay, well, how's everyone doing tonight? 468 00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:46,979 - Well, how we're doing depends on how you are doing, okay? 469 00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:49,731 We have some very important people here, especially Diane. 470 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,358 So make sure you kiss up to her, 471 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,901 and we're gonna spend a lot of money. 472 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:55,195 Trust me, we are spending a lot of money. 473 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,364 I am telling you that right now. 474 00:19:57,364 --> 00:20:00,200 So you treat us right, we will treat you right, deal? 475 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,368 - It's a deal. 476 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,079 - Am I, uh, detecting an accent? 477 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:06,665 - Yes. - Let me guess, Montevideo. 478 00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:09,668 - Oh, my--yes, that's amazing. 479 00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,295 - Ah, you know, I-I lived with a woman 480 00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:12,921 in, uh, Carrasco for a while. 481 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,591 - I was born in Carrasco. - Okay, okay. 482 00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:18,093 The interview's over. You're talking my ear off. 483 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,219 Get out of here. 484 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,804 It's gotten crazy, this world. 485 00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:23,015 All right, let me have four dozen east coast oysters, 486 00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:26,059 extra lemon, a pile of crab legs, a bunch of shrimp, 487 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,979 and I want an ice cream-sized scoop of the Petrossian 488 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:31,064 or whatever the caviar you have back there 489 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:34,401 with the pancakes and the rest of that shit, okay? 490 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,569 DIANE: Okay. 491 00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:36,695 - And what are you guys gonna have? 492 00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,864 [both laugh] 493 00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:41,325 And let me get 36 littlenecks, hold the cocktail forks, 494 00:20:41,325 --> 00:20:46,038 and I insist we start this meal with some Prosecco, all right? 495 00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:49,791 I have a question for you guys. Has anyone ever been to Italy? 496 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:52,711 BETH: Um. 497 00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:56,173 We already talked about that, Len, remember? 498 00:20:57,883 --> 00:21:00,427 - I'm fucking with them. [laughter] 499 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,137 - Oh, you got me. - This guy! 500 00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:04,223 - And Paul, you are trouble, I can tell. 501 00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:05,849 - Me? LEONARD: Ah, you are trouble. 502 00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:07,351 - No, he's got your number, Paul. 503 00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:09,102 - Yeah, you are trouble, Paul. - Yeah. 504 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:12,314 [upbeat jazz music] 505 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:19,112 ♪ ♪ 506 00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:22,866 - So I am hanging off the cliff, 507 00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:24,409 one hand on my motorcycle, 508 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,870 the other on the fjord, and I yelled, 509 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:29,498 "I should've got the Peugeot!" [laughter] 510 00:21:29,498 --> 00:21:33,126 - Oh, my God, I think I have never laughed this hard. 511 00:21:35,504 --> 00:21:37,256 - I'm crying. 512 00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:39,508 - Oh, don't cry, you fucking crybaby. 513 00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:42,135 [laughter] BETH: Stop it. 514 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:44,137 No, he is Manhattan's best-kept secret. 515 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,139 I told you that, right? 516 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,684 - Oh, oh, um, who's ready for some red? 517 00:21:48,684 --> 00:21:50,185 BOTH: Me. 518 00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:52,229 - Okay, great, well, then it is my distinguished honor 519 00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:55,315 to introduce you to the master sommelier, 520 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:59,528 Mr. Cesar Milan. 521 00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:02,823 - The dog whisperer? - No. 522 00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:04,575 - Hello, everyone, I hope you enjoy our wines. 523 00:22:04,575 --> 00:22:06,034 - Yes. 524 00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:08,453 You'll be happy to know you're drinking locally tonight. 525 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:09,496 These grapes were harvested 526 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:12,416 just 40 miles east of where we're sitting. 527 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:18,213 - Hmm. - Oh, wow. That is delicious. 528 00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:19,590 - Right? 529 00:22:19,590 --> 00:22:20,966 - Tell us more. 530 00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:26,889 - It was a really good harvest. Cool and dry. 531 00:22:26,889 --> 00:22:30,017 - Okay, Cesar. Thank you so much. 532 00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:33,312 I know you have to get back to sommelier-ing. 533 00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:34,688 - My job is never done. 534 00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:37,399 - No, these bad girls are what they call ready, 535 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:38,942 and this will fly off any menu. 536 00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:40,777 - Perfect for by the glass. 537 00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:42,029 - Oh, we love that. 538 00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:43,363 - Yes, we do. 539 00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:44,948 - It's the Beaujolais nouveau of pinot. 540 00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:47,492 - That is adorable. The company will eat that up. 541 00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:49,536 - Of course, they'll go crazy with that. 542 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:52,414 - So what are we talking here? 543 00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:53,832 - Whatever do you mean, Diane? 544 00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:55,500 - You wanna talk numbers at the table? 545 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,627 You? 546 00:22:56,627 --> 00:22:58,962 Come on, I don't discuss religion at the table, 547 00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:01,840 and I consider money my religion. 548 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,635 - But we can make an exception this one time because, 549 00:23:04,635 --> 00:23:06,678 well, the numbers are so frighteningly low. 550 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:08,013 - Well, I mean, every now and then, 551 00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:09,431 there's nothing wrong with a little religion. 552 00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:11,058 - Right. Are you ready for the numbers? 553 00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:12,643 - We're ready? - Are you ready? 554 00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:14,186 Okay, I don't know if Paul's ready. 555 00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:15,437 - Try me. - I don't think Diane is ready. 556 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:16,605 - I like that. It's cute. 557 00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:18,273 PAUL: You just try me. LEONARD: You not ready. 558 00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:19,483 DIANE: Yes I am, Leonard. 559 00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:23,737 - Okay, here we go. Four, zero. 560 00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:26,239 - Boom. 561 00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:27,699 - Is there another zero coming? 562 00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:29,534 BETH: No, there is not, Paul. 563 00:23:29,534 --> 00:23:32,245 And if you wanna make the bold move 564 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:35,165 of going exclusive with this vineyard, 565 00:23:35,165 --> 00:23:38,126 there'll be a three in front of that zero. 566 00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:41,338 - Wow, I love three. Three is my lucky number. 567 00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:42,673 - I live for three. 568 00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:46,760 - I had a threesome in Italy. Has anyone ever been? 569 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,763 [laughter] 570 00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:57,938 - Okay, let's all just drink up and enjoy this pairing 571 00:23:57,938 --> 00:23:59,898 of steak and celery root puree, 572 00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:02,192 the unsung hero of root vegetables. 573 00:24:02,192 --> 00:24:03,568 - Mm-hmm. 574 00:24:03,568 --> 00:24:05,904 - Hoo-ah! 575 00:24:05,904 --> 00:24:08,156 - Whoo-ah. PAUL: Hoo-ah! 576 00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:09,908 ALL: Hoo-ah! 577 00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:11,576 [laughter] 578 00:24:22,379 --> 00:24:24,798 YOUNG BETH: Dad, hey. 579 00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:28,927 Oh, my gosh, no way. Oh, my God. 580 00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:30,554 - Here's your dress, Cinderelly. 581 00:24:30,554 --> 00:24:31,680 It's the one you want, right? 582 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,098 - Dad, thank you so much. 583 00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:34,224 YOUNG LEONARD: Of course. 584 00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:36,727 Mom said I could tuck you guys in. 585 00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:38,145 Is Annie awake? 586 00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:39,813 - Do not disturb, please. 587 00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:42,941 - You're not gonna wake even for a Furball story? 588 00:24:42,941 --> 00:24:45,527 - Okay. - Yeah, you're not sleeping. 589 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:47,070 You're not sleeping. 590 00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:48,280 YOUNG BETH: Come over here. 591 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,449 YOUNG LEONARD: Okay, I wanna tell you about Furball. 592 00:24:50,449 --> 00:24:55,203 Furball was a cat with mangy teeth and bad breath 593 00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:57,122 that nobody would go near 594 00:24:57,122 --> 00:24:59,499 because he was missing patches of fur. 595 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:00,500 - Eww. 596 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,835 YOUNG LEONARD: But he had a gambling ring. 597 00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:06,047 [soft jazz music] 598 00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:08,175 LEONARD: What a night. - How about this night? 599 00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:10,093 - Beth, you did so good tonight. 600 00:25:10,093 --> 00:25:11,636 Exclusive. 601 00:25:11,636 --> 00:25:14,014 You are a natural-born salesman. 602 00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:15,766 - Well, I get that all from you, obviously. 603 00:25:15,766 --> 00:25:17,768 - Yeah, well, you did so-- - That's you. 604 00:25:17,768 --> 00:25:20,145 - You did great. 605 00:25:20,145 --> 00:25:22,939 You don't love it, though, right? 606 00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:25,567 - What? - Ah, you don't love it. 607 00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:28,403 It's okay you're good at it, but I just-- 608 00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:29,988 I get such a-a kick 609 00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:33,408 out of the whole thing, but not you. 610 00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:36,745 - I-I know what you're saying. You're-you're not wrong. 611 00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:37,954 - You gotta find that thing 612 00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:41,208 that gives you that-- that charge. 613 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:43,460 Why don't you do something with, um... 614 00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:45,253 - Don't say volleyball. - Volleyball. 615 00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:47,005 - Oh, my God. Come on, Dad. 616 00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:49,174 - You love volleyball. - I'm almost 40. 617 00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:50,675 What am I doing with volleyball? 618 00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:51,676 - You could coach. 619 00:25:51,676 --> 00:25:54,805 They got, uh, leagues at the YMCA. 620 00:25:54,805 --> 00:25:56,097 You're good at it. 621 00:25:57,724 --> 00:26:02,020 And did I tell you that I'm, uh, I'm gonna quit drinking? 622 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:06,274 - No, that's great. Good for you. Me too. 623 00:26:06,274 --> 00:26:07,609 - Good. - Yeah, I'm quitting. 624 00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:08,693 - But not tonight. 625 00:26:08,693 --> 00:26:10,904 - No, not tonight. - Mm. 626 00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:12,823 - Very soon. - Oh, yeah. 627 00:26:12,823 --> 00:26:14,366 It's at the top of my list. 628 00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:15,659 LEONARD: The tippy top. 629 00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:18,995 Hey, how's Mom? 630 00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:25,961 ♪ ♪ 631 00:26:27,838 --> 00:26:30,090 - She's good, Dad. 632 00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:32,509 - Tell her I said hello. - I will. 633 00:26:32,509 --> 00:26:35,637 - Well, what a fucking night, Beth. 634 00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:37,681 - Oh, God. - What a fucking night. 635 00:26:37,681 --> 00:26:38,807 - This fucking night. 636 00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:45,814 ♪ ♪ 637 00:26:56,950 --> 00:26:59,953 [soft percussive intro] 638 00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:03,874 ♪ ♪ 639 00:27:03,874 --> 00:27:05,375 [low electronic music] 640 00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:06,543 SINGER: ♪ Ecstasy ♪ 641 00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:07,919 ♪ ♪ 642 00:27:07,919 --> 00:27:09,838 ♪ Ecstasy ♪ SINGER: ♪ Believe ♪ 643 00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:11,756 SINGER: ♪ Oh that your constant bunk ♪ 644 00:27:11,756 --> 00:27:13,258 SINGER: ♪ Believe ♪ 645 00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:15,844 ♪ Whoop, whoop, whoop ♪ 646 00:27:15,844 --> 00:27:17,179 SINGER: ♪ Ecstasy ♪ 647 00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:18,597 ♪ ♪ 648 00:27:18,597 --> 00:27:20,932 ♪ Ecstasy ♪ SINGER: ♪ Believe ♪ 649 00:27:20,932 --> 00:27:22,392 SINGER: ♪ Oh that your constant bunk ♪ 650 00:27:22,392 --> 00:27:23,810 SINGER: ♪ Believe ♪ 651 00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:25,770 ♪ Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop ♪ 652 00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:28,064 ♪ Fuck up my money, get belief ♪ 653 00:27:28,064 --> 00:27:29,107 ♪ Put some in your purse ♪ 654 00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:30,692 ♪ I don't know what time to eat ♪ 655 00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:32,861 ♪ I like the demon dem roll out 16 ♪ 656 00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:34,321 ♪ You are running for your money ♪ 657 00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:35,989 ♪ Running for your body ♪ 658 00:27:35,989 --> 00:27:38,658 ♪ Help keep our banks, pull a Cardi ♪ 659 00:27:38,658 --> 00:27:41,286 ♪ Jesus, place that dime on your sleazy ♪ 660 00:27:41,286 --> 00:27:44,289 [vocalizing] 661 00:27:44,289 --> 00:27:46,416 ♪ ♪ 662 00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:48,919 ♪ Money, no money, no money, no money, no money ♪ 663 00:27:48,919 --> 00:27:52,672 [vocalizing] 664 00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:57,218 [laughter] [indistinct chatter] 665 00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:07,896 [line trills] 666 00:28:07,896 --> 00:28:10,106 [phone rings] 667 00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:14,527 MURRAY: Hello. BETH: Hey, Murray. 668 00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:15,904 - Beth? 669 00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:18,990 - Glaser wants to go exclusive with Three Trees pinot. 670 00:28:18,990 --> 00:28:21,493 That's almost-- - $1/2 million. 671 00:28:21,493 --> 00:28:24,079 - That's right. 35K for me. 672 00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:25,163 MURRAY: Oh, my God. 673 00:28:25,163 --> 00:28:26,957 I'm speechless for the first time in my life. 674 00:28:26,957 --> 00:28:29,042 Say something. 675 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:30,251 - I quit. 676 00:28:30,251 --> 00:28:31,336 - Well, not that. 677 00:28:31,336 --> 00:28:33,171 BETH: I mean it, I'm sorry, Murray. 678 00:28:33,171 --> 00:28:34,965 I'm-I'm not gonna work at Kerig anymore. 679 00:28:34,965 --> 00:28:36,466 MURRAY: Did those fuckers poach you? 680 00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:37,467 - No. 681 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:38,802 - This is a drunk call, isn't it? 682 00:28:38,802 --> 00:28:41,471 You don't mean it. - It's not. 683 00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:44,975 - Because to be honest, I really don't wanna lose you. 684 00:28:44,975 --> 00:28:47,686 I mean, come on, Beth. Naples. 685 00:28:47,686 --> 00:28:51,731 - I know, I-I'm out. 686 00:28:51,731 --> 00:28:54,109 I gotta find my thing. 687 00:28:54,109 --> 00:28:57,737 - All right, well, you're a great salesman, kid. 688 00:28:57,737 --> 00:28:59,906 - I learned from the best. - Me? 689 00:28:59,906 --> 00:29:02,367 - My Dad. Oh, sorry. 690 00:29:02,367 --> 00:29:04,744 It did sound like I was gonna say you. 691 00:29:04,744 --> 00:29:07,706 MURRAY: It did. - Um. 692 00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:09,708 I love you, Murray. Thank you. 693 00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:12,585 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 694 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:13,920 All right, Bigtime. 695 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,964 - And, uh, hey, take it easy on Matt. 696 00:29:15,964 --> 00:29:19,884 He's gonna need your support pretty soon. 697 00:29:19,884 --> 00:29:22,721 You gotta look out for these misguided dudes, you know? 698 00:29:22,721 --> 00:29:25,015 - Yeah. I'm one of them. 699 00:29:25,015 --> 00:29:27,142 Now, get off my phone, would you? 700 00:29:27,142 --> 00:29:28,893 - Yeah. MURRAY: Jesus. 701 00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:34,858 [electronic music resumes] 702 00:29:34,858 --> 00:29:37,861 ♪ ♪ 703 00:29:37,861 --> 00:29:39,571 SINGER: ♪ Whoop, whoop, whoop, ooh ♪ 704 00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:41,114 [vocalizing] 705 00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:42,115 ♪ Bounce game ♪ 706 00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:43,700 [vocalizing] 707 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:44,826 ♪ Bounce game ♪ 708 00:29:44,826 --> 00:29:46,202 [vocalizing] 709 00:29:46,202 --> 00:29:47,245 ♪ Bounce game ♪ 710 00:29:47,245 --> 00:29:49,789 [vocalizing] 711 00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:52,167 ♪ Money, no money, no money, no money, no money ♪ 712 00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:54,669 LEONARD: Cheers. You guys help yourselves. 713 00:29:54,669 --> 00:29:56,296 This is the best stuff. 714 00:29:56,296 --> 00:29:58,965 [all cheering] 715 00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:01,051 - Whoo! 716 00:30:01,051 --> 00:30:03,261 LEONARD: And I said, "I should have got the Beujeaux!" 717 00:30:03,261 --> 00:30:06,056 [laughter] 718 00:30:06,056 --> 00:30:09,142 [all cheering] 719 00:30:09,142 --> 00:30:11,102 - Whoo! 720 00:30:11,102 --> 00:30:12,228 SINGER: [vocalizing] 721 00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:13,313 ♪ Bounce game ♪ 722 00:30:13,313 --> 00:30:14,898 [vocalizing] 723 00:30:14,898 --> 00:30:15,940 ♪ Bounce game ♪ 724 00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:17,567 [vocalizing] 725 00:30:17,567 --> 00:30:18,568 ♪ Bounce game ♪ 726 00:30:18,568 --> 00:30:20,028 [vocalizing] 727 00:30:20,028 --> 00:30:21,029 ♪ Bounce game ♪ 728 00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:23,656 [vocalizing] 729 00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:26,242 ♪ Money, no money, no money, no money, no money, no money ♪ 730 00:30:26,242 --> 00:30:29,245 ♪ Money, no money, no money, no money, no money, no money ♪ 731 00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:31,539 [vocalizing] 732 00:30:31,539 --> 00:30:33,708 ♪ Super, super with no temper ♪ 733 00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:36,294 ♪ I am not bad man, I am not a soldier ♪ 734 00:30:36,294 --> 00:30:38,922 ♪ And the only thing you see about the money makeup ♪ 735 00:30:38,922 --> 00:30:41,841 ♪ Bank gonna fill up with paper ♪ 736 00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:44,844 [rapping in language] 737 00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:51,851 ♪ ♪ 738 00:31:10,745 --> 00:31:12,747 - It's so easy.