Kevin, come on. Open it later.
We're supposed to be at the soundstage.
I'm almost there. Wait a second.
Shit.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
It's a necklace.
It's got "RBG."
"R" is for "Rodrigo."
That guy that he murdered.
Ugh, Jesus, Kevin, give it a rest.
You've got to sneak that shit back into his office
before he figures out you stole it.
Rise and shine! Let's go!
- Come on! Let's go! - Shit.
Put this on your side.
All right, class.
It's a fun day today.
It's a big day.
Behind that door,
I got a very big surprise for you.
We get to see daylight for the first time?
Nope. Any other guesses?
Gonna open the door up and a panther gonna come through
and maul us to death?
Getting warmer. You're getting warmer.
Why am I getting warmer?
A source of protein other than beef jerky?
- That would be great. - Watch this.
- Unbelievable. Please. - Some fruit, like a smoothie?
Josh Hartnett!
Hey!
- Hey! - Ooh, ooh! Look out, look out!
Ooh.
Get off me.
My favorite alumni.
- Class, third week, April 1999. - Aw.
- Come on. That's... - Come on.
Oh, my God.
Is it possible that you're too beautiful?
Um, yeah.
Kiss my, um...
You smile a lot.
- What the fuck did you just say? - I...
Kev, I'm so glad you're here, man.
This is gonna change your life.
I mean, when Ron finished with me,
I shot Pearl Harbor, Black Hawk Down, Hollywood Homicide.
- Right? - Should've probably left the last one out.
When I first came here, I was nothing!
I was, like, 100 pounds soaking wet.
By the time I was out of here, I felt invincible.
I felt like...
Academy Award winner Matt Damon or some shit.
You're too much.
He's too much. Why don't you guys catch up?
- And, Agent King... - Yes.
... let's talk motivation.
Bye.
Nice to meet you.
Kev.
How's it going so far, man?
It is not going good.
This place is like a prison. Do you hear me?
And I think Coach Ron is trying to kill me.
Come on. That's just his way. Look at him.
- He's a teddy bear. - He ain't no teddy bear!
He's the complete opposite of a teddy bear.
And I believe he murdered somebody.
I think he murdered a Colombian drug lord.
I think he did it. A guy named Rodrigo was here.
- Oh, God, man. - I think... I think he murdered someone.
You crack me up, Kev.
- Oh, you're serious? - Yes, I'm serious.
I went snooping around in his office,
and I think I found a keepsake from the murder.
It was a necklace. It's got "RBG."
Ron murdered someone and kept a necklace?
Like... Dexter?
- Josh, listen to me. - Yeah.
We need to call the cops.
- Okay. - We need to get the people from out there to come in here.
- Okay. - I'm talking about the feds, the D.A.
What are we whispering about?
Nothing.
We're talking about workouts. I told him my workout,
his workout. It's nothing much.
- We're not talking about nothing. - How's my goddaughter?
Oh, man, she is growing like a weed.
- Look at this. - Oh, yeah? Let's see that.
- Goddaughter? - Let's see that.
- Oh! Aw! - Look at her.
- She misses her Uncle Ronny, though. - Well, you tell her
that her Uncle Ronny misses that little pumpkin head, too.
Yeah.
Hey. Hey.
Why the sad face? Are you okay?
I'm fine. I'm fine.
I can't find my special necklace.
The one that I had custom-made with "RBG"...
Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
- It's okay. It's okay. - Yeah.
She's my favorite Supreme Court justice.
I mean, I love her dissenting opinions.
Let me tell you something...
if I find out that someone stole it, I'll kill 'em.
I'll kill 'em!
Hey, you have to think positive thoughts.
We're gonna find it.
It's gonna turn up soon.
I promise you.
It's gonna turn up soon.
Today, we're doing firearm stunts.
We've got Officer Hartnett, who is a corrupt cop who's gone rogue.
We've got Agent King and Agent Hart.
You finally found him in this chop shop.
And this is where the shoot-out will take place.
- Now, here is your gun. - Nice.
Don't you ever accept a gun like that!
It's always from the back.
You passed it to me frontwards.
That was a test. You failed.
Now, these firearms are loaded, okay?
So please be careful how you handle them.
Well, we don't have to be that careful,
'cause there's... there's blanks in 'em, right?
Not loaded loaded, just...
They're blanks, correct?
No. Coach Ron, that's not gonna do it for me.
I need a verbal confirmation that it's blanks in this gun.
- What do you think? - Yes or no, are there blanks in this gun?
Come on, Kevin. Get your head in the game, man.
Josh, my head's in the game. I'm just trying to be safe.
And he still didn't say yes or no.
Yes.
- Yes. You heard him. - Okay.
Everyone in wardrobe. I'll see you in ten right back here.
We start the shoot-out.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Hey, what are you doing?
- Get into costume. - No.
Not me. I'm not doing it.
Kevin, you're being paranoid.
We all heard him say they were blanks.
My gun has blanks.
I guarantee you that. But I bet you Josh...
he's got a fully loaded fucking pistol.
Now, Ron already tried to kill me once.
Right now, he's probably willing to go all the fucking way.
I'm not doing it.
Try to make it look like a goddamn accident.
That's exactly what he'll do.
"Kevin Hart accidentally killed
in Ron Wilcox's Action School."
No, thank you.
First of all, Josh would never do that.
He is sweet and sensitive.
I bet he's tender.
Probably.
Okay, what the fuck is over there?
Huh? I bet he's none of those things.
He and Ron, they're like this.
Fucking godfather to his kids.
Didn't say shit about that.
- And they know I got the necklace! - So put it back.
I can't put it back, 'cause it's too late.
They know I got the goddamn necklace.
You know what, it's not safe for me here.
- I got to go. - Oh, so you're just gonna give up
on your lifelong dream because you're afraid of getting shot?
Fuck that dream!
Hey, look, I'm leaving.
You got a choice.
Come with me.
Uh...
I can't.
I'm sorry.
This is my shot.
I understand.
It is your shot, and you deserve it.
Okay.
Nice.
- Turn the other. - All right, here we go.
- One, two, three. - And go.
Yes!
What a dick.
Where the fuck is my car?
You got to be kidding me.
Oh!
Motherfucker!
Oh!
He killed my car.
He killed my fucking car.
Kevin! Kevin!
Where are you?!
- Come out, come out, wherever you are! - Oh, shit. Shit.
Shit.
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