1 00:00:06,215 --> 00:00:08,008 Goddamn it! 2 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:12,346 Motherfucking squirrels! Shit! 3 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,932 Get your ass out of here! Shoo! 4 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,600 Go, squirrel! 5 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:19,895 Motherfucker. 6 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,940 You better get your ass back! You hear me? 7 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,025 I ain't scared of you. 8 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:27,945 You better keep it over there, 'fore you get hurt. 9 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:31,448 You bring it over here, you'll get what you want. Shit. Oh. 10 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:34,117 I see you. I ain't take my eye off you. 11 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,537 I got you locked in. 12 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:38,622 Stay back! 13 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:42,960 Stupid woods! 14 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:04,481 Oh. Thank God. 15 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:07,526 Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. 16 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,528 How you doing, man? 17 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,283 Do you know you're trespassing? 18 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:17,160 Yes. I mean, no. No, I didn't. 19 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:18,745 I do now, but I... 20 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:21,331 Sign posted right over there. 21 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:24,084 Only got two words on it... 22 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:28,714 "no" and "trespassing." 23 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:31,592 Yep. I see it now. 24 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:34,970 I see it now. I didn't see that when I... when I came in, 25 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:37,389 'cause the way I came in, my back was to that, 26 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,099 so I never caught that. I was... 27 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:42,144 You're a... a city boy, ain't you? 28 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:45,439 I kind of refer to myself as a "city man." 29 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:46,857 Not a... boy. 30 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,233 You could say "boy-man." 31 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:49,651 Whatever you... What do you prefer? 32 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,987 Woods ain't safe for a city boy. 33 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,867 Much less a city man. 34 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:01,705 Okay. 35 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,041 I'm going to address the elephant in the woods. 36 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,293 This whole Deliverance thing that we got going on right now, 37 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,295 which is great, okay, because it's working. 38 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:09,383 So, when things are working, 39 00:02:09,384 --> 00:02:11,006 you give 'em the accolades that they deserve. 40 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:12,966 I'm... I'm uncomfortable, sir. 41 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:14,635 I'm actually scared, right? 42 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,929 So, now that we know that, let me help this mood 43 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,555 by just telling you why I'm here. 44 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,682 I'm trying to use a phone. You got a phone? 45 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:24,269 I want to use it real quick, and I'm out of here. 46 00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:29,399 Two minutes. 47 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:30,901 No, I'm not out of my mind. 48 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,819 As a matter of fact, I'm very much in my mind. 49 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:34,196 The dude's trying to kill me. 50 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:35,656 That's unfortunate. 51 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:37,199 What do you mean? Unfortunate? 52 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:38,617 Listen to me, Danny. 53 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,118 He's trying to kill me! 54 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:42,329 No, totally. Kev, listen. 55 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,373 I got huge news. Right? Ready? 56 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:46,208 Pound Pups Four. 57 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:49,545 Pound... Pups... Four. 58 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:51,421 They want you to voice Reggie, 59 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,757 a quick-witted, short-tempered goldendoodle 60 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,676 who craves mischief. 61 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:57,469 - Did they ask for me directly? - Yeah! 62 00:02:57,553 --> 00:03:00,222 Now, listen, the... the money's not what you're used to making, 63 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:03,433 but this could be the role that gets you back into good graces 64 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:04,935 with the comedy gods. 65 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:08,397 Hey, I... 66 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,650 Hey. I... 67 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,068 Hi. 68 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,404 Hey, I'm Reggie, the goldendoodle, 69 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,447 and I'm ready to crave some mischief. 70 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,324 Genius! You're a genius! 71 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,535 It's amazing! I'm in the movie right now. 72 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,871 I'm watching the movie. 73 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:27,165 Now, normally, we'd, you know, counter, 74 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:29,710 negotiate a better deal, blah, blah, blah. 75 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:32,171 I think we should close this one. Huh? What do you think? 76 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:34,047 No. No, no, don't sigh. 77 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:35,131 Be happy. 78 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:37,384 This is good, Kev. 79 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:43,932 Ah, goddamn it. 80 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:45,642 Are you crying? 81 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,769 How did we get here, Danny? 82 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:49,521 Hmm? 83 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,023 How did we get here? 84 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,649 Just tell me how we got here. 85 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,818 Look, stop beating yourself up. 86 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:57,029 Huh? You made a mistake. 87 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:58,697 You tried to be something you're not. 88 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:01,116 You're not an action hero. You know that now. 89 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,452 So, is that a yes on Pound Pups Four? 90 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:04,620 Oh... 91 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,205 Help! 92 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,123 Help me! I'm stuck! 93 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:09,499 Kev? 94 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,293 Kevin, I need a verbal "yes" on this. 95 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:14,505 Kevin, don't let this go away, buddy. 96 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,965 - Help me! - Kevin, goldendoodles. 97 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,383 You love dogs, Kevin! 98 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,969 - Help! - Kevin? 99 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:22,387 - Help me! - Oh, shit. 100 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:23,805 - Help! - Hey. 101 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,390 - Hey, you okay? - No, my... 102 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:27,643 - Oh, fuck. - ... damn jack broke! 103 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:29,978 Shit! 104 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:31,980 It's on my chest. 105 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,607 - Hey. - I can't breathe. 106 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,943 I'm gonna go call somebody right now, man. Okay? 107 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:37,736 I'm gonna go call some... 108 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:40,781 Hey! Hey! 109 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:44,159 Oh, shit. 110 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:45,827 Okay. 111 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:48,622 Come on. You got to lift this truck. 112 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,999 You got to lift this truck! 113 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,960 Lift the fucking truck! 114 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,503 Come on, Kevin! 115 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,171 All right. Ready. 116 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:58,715 Three, two, one. 117 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:05,472 I'm doing it! I'm doing it! 118 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,647 Oh. 119 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,107 You okay? 120 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:17,818 Breathe, man. 121 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,236 - Slow down. - Ooh. 122 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,572 Take your time, all right? 123 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,073 Nice and slow. Get your breath back. 124 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,409 Oh, my God. You just saved my life. 125 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,911 - No. No, man. - Oh... oh, oh, yeah. 126 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,997 You're like a real-life Rambo. 127 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,461 I guess I kind of am. 128 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,759 How can I ever repay you, sir? 129 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,387 Sir? No, man. 130 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,139 Wait. You don't know who I am? 131 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:50,517 You don't recognize me from movies, TV, stand-up comedy? 132 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:52,477 Uh... no. 133 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:59,484 The name is Hart. 134 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,695 Agent... Hart. 135 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,618 Now, you wouldn't happen to know of a shortcut 136 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,912 back to Ron Wilcox's Action School, would you? 137 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,205 - Wilcox property? - Yeah. 138 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:13,373 Uh, yes, Agent. Uh... 139 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:16,251 You can follow that path, and it'll take you right to it. 140 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:17,836 Okay. I think I'm gonna go 141 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,047 and get on that trail before the sun goes down. 142 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:22,049 Fuck that. 143 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:25,260 You ain't walking. 144 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:33,602 Oh, yeah. 145 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:44,071 How was that? 146 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,864 Phenomenal. We got it. 147 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:48,075 All right, that's a wrap on creepy trailer! 148 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,911 - Well done, everyone. - Good job, everybody. 149 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,471 Stop! 150 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:10,931 Goddamn it! Stop! 151 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,100 You motherfuckers. 152 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,397 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, bitch. 153 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:22,943 No! No! 154 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:24,862 Fuck! 155 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,407 Oh. 156 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:31,451 Holy shit, Jordan. You weren't joking. 157 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:33,745 He actually thinks we're using real bullets today. Kev! 158 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:35,914 You told 'em? 159 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:38,292 - I'm sorry. It was funny. - It's not fucking funny! 160 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,836 'Cause that man back there is a lunatic. 161 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:42,963 You're a fucking lunatic, Coach Ron. 162 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:44,464 Hey, you know what? 163 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,259 Maybe I am a lunatic. 164 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:48,760 Maybe I ought to just kill you! 165 00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:51,930 Hey. No, Ron, hold up. 166 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:53,932 - Let me kill him. - Stop it. 167 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:56,185 No, me, me, me! 168 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:57,978 Stop it. Stop! 169 00:07:58,061 --> 00:07:59,605 Know what, assholes? 170 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:00,772 Y'all want to fucking play the player. 171 00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:02,024 Go ahead! Unload 'em all. 172 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:04,318 - All right. - Now we're having fun. 173 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:07,112 After you. 174 00:08:07,196 --> 00:08:08,572 Oh! 175 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,157 - Yeah. - Ah. 176 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:13,327 Shit! 177 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,495 Holy shit. 178 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:17,873 Maybe there was a bullet in there. 179 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:19,666 You're a bad man. 180 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:21,543 Motherfucker, man! 181 00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:24,587 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -