1 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:02,169 - Why didn't you say you love me back? 2 00:00:02,252 --> 00:00:05,255 - Uh... I don't know. 3 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,466 We're j-- we're just kind of getting to know each other, 4 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:08,675 and... 5 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,686 - Any last words before I blow your brains out? 6 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,190 - Don't shoot me, okay? 7 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:24,525 You ain't got to do this. 8 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:28,946 You ain't got to do this, man. 9 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,034 Yeah. 10 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,744 Just let me... 11 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:38,789 - Why are you doing that? 12 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:42,084 Cut it out! 13 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,460 Stop it! 14 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:44,628 You look at me when I kill you. 15 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,630 Look at me! 16 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,632 I know that there's nothing up there. 17 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,834 - Ah! Shit. 18 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,502 Ah! 19 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,589 Ah... Ah! 20 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:30,007 - Go home. 21 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,800 I'm sure there's a real hero somewhere 22 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:33,135 in need of a goofy sidekick. 23 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:35,971 Well, you're not alone... 24 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:37,806 anymore. 25 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:44,813 I've got you, I promise. 26 00:01:44,897 --> 00:01:47,191 Kevin! 27 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:48,692 Focus. 28 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,041 - I owe you one. 29 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,677 It's a simple jump. 30 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:20,432 Three, two, one. 31 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:27,564 Yes. 32 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:30,359 Hey. 33 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:33,320 Hey, come on. Jordan, no. 34 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:36,615 Come on, get up, get up. Jordan, no. 35 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:38,242 Look at me, look at me. 36 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,869 No. Don't you die, don't you die. 37 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:42,371 I'm not gonna let you die. 38 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:45,415 Come on, Jordan, you c... 39 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,543 you can't, you can't die, not... 40 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:49,878 Come on, Jordan, get up. 41 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:51,713 Don't d... 42 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:54,132 Jordan! Jordan! 43 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:57,135 I jumped. I got over here. 44 00:02:57,219 --> 00:02:58,428 Jordan? 45 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:01,014 I fucking jumped. 46 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,601 I fucking jumped. 47 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,064 I fucking... 48 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,149 Breathe. 49 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,488 Bravo. It's a wrap, everybody. 50 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:19,283 Bravo. 51 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,370 - The fuck...? 52 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:26,039 A wrap? 53 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:27,749 - Agent Hart! 54 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:28,876 - Coach Ron? 55 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,544 - Yeah! 56 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,047 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 57 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:35,841 - The fuck is happening? 58 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,761 - Hey, man, it was good working with you. 59 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:41,805 No hard feelings, man. Sorry. 60 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:49,897 - Hi. 61 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:52,024 - Oh, no. Come on, Jordan. 62 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:54,026 This was a part of it, too? 63 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:55,652 - Yeah. Sorry, Kevin. 64 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,279 - Jordan. 65 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,573 But I really thought that I lost you. 66 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:02,284 - Oh, Kevin. - No... 67 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:04,661 - Well, I guess I'm glad that you're alive. 68 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,915 - Well, movie magic. 69 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:10,792 - Very good. - Movie magic. 70 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:12,044 - Very good. 71 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:16,673 - Jordan, no. 72 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,842 Come on, get up, get up. 73 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,928 Jordan, you can't do this. Don't die. 74 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,763 Come on, Jordan, get up. 75 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:25,766 Don't d... Jordan! 76 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:27,976 Jordan! 77 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:31,563 I did it, I jumped. I got over here. 78 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:34,775 Jordan? I fucking jumped. 79 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:39,488 I fucking jumped. 80 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:58,006 - Well? 81 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:06,473 - That may be the strangest movie I've ever seen. 82 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:14,022 So bizarre and-and... violent. 83 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:20,487 And yet... 84 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:23,073 authentic. 85 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:26,785 You can't teach acting like that. 86 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:28,161 - So you liked it? - Like it? 87 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:29,788 I like kidney-shaped swimming pools. 88 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:32,207 I like reduced-fat eggnog. 89 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:35,586 This movie, I loved. 90 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,130 - He loves it. 91 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:39,715 - How does it feel to be a leading man 92 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,258 in your own action movie? 93 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,385 - Wow. - Kevin. 94 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:46,263 Please. - Oh, the center stage. 95 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,723 Uh... 96 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:50,517 No, stop, stop. Guys. 97 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:53,395 Well, I learned two things. 98 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,397 The first thing is that it's dangerous. 99 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,400 It's dangerous as hell. I mean, I was set on fire, 100 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:00,027 I was hit in the head with a bat... 101 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,361 punched, kicked. 102 00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:03,322 I'm really gonna be scarred. - That was f... 103 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:04,698 - No, I'm serious-- I don't know 104 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:06,700 why you're laughing. I'm being very serious. 105 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,994 I'm gonna have real issues because of this guy right here. 106 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,787 - Fuck yeah! - It's-- no... 107 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:14,041 It's not a "fuck yeah." It's-it's a serious thing. 108 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:19,129 The second thing that I learned is that, uh... 109 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:23,759 ...there's no such thing as a leading man. 110 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,679 Because you're nothing without your costars. 111 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:34,478 And I had that in-in you guys, so thank you-- Come on. 112 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,313 Get up here. Seriously. 113 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,523 Get up here. - Buddy. 114 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:39,358 - Take this in. Take it in with me. 115 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,777 Wait, wait. Do I get top billing? 116 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,153 - Yeah. You have top billing. 117 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:45,239 - Nice. I didn't-- I forgot to ask. 118 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,282 - Well, I think it's time to celebrate. - Yes! 119 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:48,825 - Looks like we've got a hit on our hands. 120 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,119 - Claude. Congratulations. - Yeah, yeah. 121 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:53,205 Hey. Congratulations, everybody. 122 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:56,667 - Ladies and gentlemen, 123 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,252 we have a real treat for you today. 124 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:00,045 - Okay-- wait, wait, wait, wait, easy with the spoilers. 125 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:01,713 This requires a little dramatic buildup. 126 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:03,340 - Okay. Here it is. 127 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,175 Now you know that I'm not a big fan 128 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:07,761 of these high-budget action films. 129 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:11,014 - Here she goes again, with her love of fancy foreign films. 130 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,016 - I have discerning taste. This is my buildup. 131 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,977 This is what you requested. - Continue. 132 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,187 - This movie by Claude Van De Velde moved me. 133 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:19,439 I got to say. - It's an incredible film. 134 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:21,316 - And... - I've seen it 27 times. 135 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,776 Team Van De Velde right here. 136 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,486 - The hero of this movie 137 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:26,488 is not the action star that you would expect. 138 00:07:26,572 --> 00:07:29,741 The one that really saves the day. 139 00:07:29,825 --> 00:07:31,451 Well, we have him here today. 140 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:33,579 Ladies and gentlemen... 141 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,789 Sassy the Squirrel. 142 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:37,207 - Aw, Sassy... 143 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:38,917 - Oh, you're a lot bigger in person. 144 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:40,961 - Oh, hell no.