1 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:01,460 [panting] 2 00:00:01,543 --> 00:00:03,962 [birds cawing, animals chittering] 3 00:00:04,046 --> 00:00:06,131 [dramatic music plays] 4 00:00:06,215 --> 00:00:08,008 - Goddamn it! 5 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:12,346 Motherfucking squirrels! Shit! 6 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,932 Get your ass out of here! Shoo! 7 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,600 Go, squirrel! 8 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,477 [imitates chittering] 9 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:19,895 [squirrel snarls] Motherfucker. 10 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,940 You better get your ass back! You hear me? 11 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,025 I ain't scared of you. 12 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:27,945 You better keep it over there, 'fore you get hurt. 13 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:31,448 You bring it over here, you'll get what you want. Shit. Oh. 14 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:34,117 I see you. I ain't take my eye off you. 15 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,537 I got you locked in. 16 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:38,622 Stay back! 17 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:42,960 Stupid woods! 18 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:49,675 ♪ 19 00:00:57,766 --> 00:00:59,768 [panting] 20 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:04,481 Oh. Thank God. 21 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:07,526 Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. 22 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,528 How you doing, man? 23 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:12,322 [panting] 24 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,283 - Do you know you're trespassing? 25 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:17,160 - Yes. I mean, no. No, I didn't. 26 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:18,745 I do now, but I... 27 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:21,331 - Sign posted right over there. 28 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:24,084 Only got two words on it-- 29 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:28,714 "no" and "trespassing." 30 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:31,592 - Yep. I see it now. 31 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:34,970 I see it now. I didn't see that when I... when I came in, 32 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:37,389 'cause the way I came in, my back was to that, 33 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,099 so I never caught that. I was... 34 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:42,144 - You're a... a city boy, ain't you? 35 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:45,439 - I kind of refer to myself as a "city man." 36 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:46,857 [laughs] Not a... boy. 37 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,233 You could say "boy-man." 38 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:49,651 Whatever you... What do you prefer? 39 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,987 - Woods ain't safe for a city boy. 40 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,867 Much less a city man. 41 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:01,705 - Okay. 42 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,041 I'm going to address the elephant in the woods. 43 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,293 This whole Deliverance thing that we got going on right now, 44 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,295 which is great, okay, because it's working. 45 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:11,006 So, when things are working, you give 'em the accolades that they deserve. 46 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:12,966 I'm... I'm uncomfortable, sir. 47 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:14,635 I'm actually scared, right? 48 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,929 So, now that we know that, let me help this mood 49 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,555 by just telling you why I'm here. 50 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,682 I'm trying to use a phone. You got a phone? 51 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:24,269 I want to use it real quick, and I'm out of here. 52 00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:29,399 - Two minutes. 53 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:30,901 KEVIN: No, I'm not out of my mind. 54 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,819 As a matter of fact, I'm very much in my mind. 55 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:34,196 The dude's trying to kill me. 56 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:35,656 DANNY: That's unfortunate. 57 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:37,199 - What do you mean? Unfortunate? 58 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:38,617 Listen to me, Danny. 59 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,118 He's trying to kill me! 60 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:42,329 - No, totally. Kev, listen. [phone whooshes] 61 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,373 I got huge news. Right? Ready? 62 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:46,208 Pound Pups Four. 63 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:49,545 Pound... Pups... Four. 64 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:51,421 They want you to voice Reggie, 65 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,757 a quick-witted, short-tempered goldendoodle 66 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,676 who craves mischief. 67 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:57,469 - Did they ask for me directly? - Yeah! 68 00:02:57,553 --> 00:03:00,222 Now, listen, the-the money's not what you're used to making, 69 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:03,433 but this could be the role that gets you back into good graces 70 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:04,935 with the comedy gods. 71 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:08,397 - Hey, I... 72 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,982 [clears throat] 73 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,650 [high-pitched]: Hey. I... 74 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,068 Hi. 75 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,404 Hey, I'm Reggie, the goldendoodle, 76 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,447 and I'm ready to crave some mischief. 77 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,324 - [laughing]: Genius! You're a genius! 78 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,535 It's amazing! I'm in the movie right now. 79 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,871 I'm watching the movie. [laughs] 80 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:27,165 Now, normally, we'd, you know, counter, 81 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:29,710 negotiate a better deal, blah, blah, blah. 82 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:32,171 I think we should close this one. Huh? What do you think? 83 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:34,047 - [sighs] - No. No, no, don't sigh. 84 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:35,090 Be happy. 85 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:37,384 This is good, Kev. 86 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,014 - [smacks lips] 87 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:43,932 - Ah, goddamn it. 88 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:45,642 Are you crying? 89 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,769 - How did we get here, Danny? 90 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:49,521 Hmm? [sniffles] 91 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,023 How did we get here? 92 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,649 Just tell me how we got here. 93 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,818 - Look, stop beating yourself up. 94 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:57,029 Huh? You made a mistake. 95 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:58,697 You tried to be something you're not. 96 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:01,116 You're not an action hero. You know that now. 97 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,452 So, is that a yes on Pound Pups Four? 98 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:04,620 - Oh... [loud thud] 99 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,205 WAYLON: Help! 100 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,123 Help me! I'm stuck! 101 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:09,499 DANNY: Kev? 102 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,293 Kevin, I need a verbal "yes" on this. 103 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,170 Kevin, don't let this 104 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,505 go away, buddy. 105 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,965 WAYLON: Help me! - Kevin, goldendoodles. 106 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,383 You love dogs, Kevin! 107 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,969 - Help! - Kevin? 108 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:22,387 - Help me! - Oh, shit. 109 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:23,805 - [coughing] Help! - Hey. 110 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,390 Hey, you okay? - No, my... 111 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:27,643 - Oh, fuck. - ...damn jack broke! 112 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:29,978 - [grunting] Shit! 113 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:31,980 - It's on my chest. 114 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,607 - Hey. - I can't breathe. 115 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,943 - I'm gonna go call somebody right now, man. Okay? 116 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:37,736 I'm gonna go call some... 117 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:40,781 Hey! Hey! 118 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:44,159 Oh, shit. 119 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:45,827 Okay. 120 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:48,622 Come on. You got to lift this truck. 121 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,999 You got to lift this truck! 122 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,960 Lift the fucking truck! 123 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,503 Come on, Kevin! 124 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,171 All right. Ready. 125 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:58,715 Three, two, one. 126 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,343 [yelling] 127 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:05,472 I'm doing it! I'm doing it! 128 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:08,141 [yelling] - [coughing] 129 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:12,229 [thud] - [coughing] 130 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,647 - Oh. 131 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,107 You okay? 132 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:17,818 - [coughing] - Breathe, man. 133 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,236 Slow down. - Ooh. 134 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,572 - Take your time, all right? 135 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,073 Nice and slow. Get your breath back. 136 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,409 - Oh, my God. You just saved my life. 137 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,911 - No. No, man. - Oh... oh, oh, yeah. 138 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,997 You're like a real-life Rambo. 139 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,083 [dramatic music plays] 140 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,461 - I guess I kind of am. 141 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:38,172 - [grunts] 142 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,759 How can I ever repay you, sir? 143 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,387 - Sir? No, man. 144 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,139 Wait. You don't know who I am? 145 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:50,517 You don't recognize me from movies, TV, stand-up comedy? 146 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:52,477 - Uh... no. 147 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:54,563 ♪ 148 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:59,484 - The name is Hart. 149 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,695 Agent... Hart. 150 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,618 Now, you wouldn't happen to know of a shortcut 151 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,912 back to Ron Wilcox's Action School, would you? 152 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,205 - Wilcox property? - Yeah. 153 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:13,373 - Uh, yes, Agent. Uh... 154 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:16,251 You can follow that path, and it'll take you right to it. 155 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:17,836 - Okay. I think I'm gonna go 156 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,047 and get on that trail before the sun goes down. 157 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:22,049 - Fuck that. 158 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:25,260 You ain't walking. 159 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:28,514 [hard rock music plays] 160 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,724 ♪ 161 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:33,602 - Oh, yeah. [engine revs] 162 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:44,071 [beep] - How was that? 163 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,864 CLAUDE: Phenomenal. We got it. 164 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:48,075 - All right, that's a wrap on creepy trailer! 165 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,326 - [buzzer sounds, cheering] 166 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,911 - Well done, everyone. - Good job, everybody. 167 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,371 - [whooping, cheering] [beeping] 168 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:54,456 [dramatic music plays] 169 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,471 JORDAN: Stop! 170 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:10,931 Goddamn it! Stop! 171 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,100 - You motherfuckers. 172 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,397 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, bitch. 173 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:22,943 No! No! 174 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:24,862 Fuck! 175 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,407 - Oh. - [laughter] 176 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:31,451 JOSH: Holy shit, Jordan. You weren't joking. 177 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:33,745 He actually thinks we're using real bullets today. Kev! 178 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:35,914 - [laughter] - You told 'em? 179 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:38,292 - I'm sorry. It was funny. - It's not fucking funny! 180 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,836 'Cause that man back there is a lunatic. 181 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:42,963 You're a fucking lunatic, Coach Ron. 182 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:44,464 - Hey, you know what? 183 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,259 Maybe I am a lunatic. 184 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:48,760 Maybe I ought to just kill you! 185 00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:51,930 - Hey. No, Ron, hold up. 186 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:53,932 Let me kill him. - Stop it. 187 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:56,185 - No, me, me, me! - [grunts] 188 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:57,978 - Stop it. Stop! 189 00:07:58,061 --> 00:07:59,605 [gunshots] Know what, assholes? 190 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:00,772 Y'all want to fucking play the player. 191 00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:02,024 Go ahead! Unload 'em all. 192 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:04,318 - All right. - Now we're having fun. 193 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,485 - [shouting] [gunshot] 194 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:07,112 - After you. 195 00:08:07,196 --> 00:08:08,572 Oh! 196 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,157 - Yeah. - Ah. 197 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,533 [bullet ricochets] 198 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:13,327 - Shit! 199 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,495 - Holy shit. 200 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:17,873 Maybe there was a bullet in there. - [laughing] 201 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:19,666 JOSH: You're a bad man. 202 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:21,543 [indistinct chatter] - Motherfucker, man!