1 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:02,461 [clanging, grunting] 2 00:00:02,544 --> 00:00:04,755 [tense music playing] 3 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,175 - Kevin, come on. Open it later. 4 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:09,927 We're supposed to be at the soundstage. 5 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,929 - I'm almost there. Wait a second. 6 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,558 Shit. 7 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:19,436 I got it, I got it, I got it. 8 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,356 It's a necklace. 9 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:25,067 It's got "RBG." [gasps] 10 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,443 "R" is for "Rodrigo." 11 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:27,861 That guy that he murdered. 12 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:29,530 - Ugh, Jesus, Kevin, give it a rest. 13 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,281 You've got to sneak that shit back into his office 14 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:32,991 before he figures out you stole it. 15 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:34,368 WILCOX: Rise and shine! Let's go! 16 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:36,119 [claps] Come on! Let's go! - Shit. 17 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,956 Put this on your side. 18 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,959 [dramatic music playing] 19 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,002 ♪ 20 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,217 - All right, class. 21 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,677 It's a fun day today. 22 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:52,886 It's a big day. 23 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:54,096 Behind that door, 24 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:56,223 I got a very big surprise for you. 25 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:57,808 - We get to see daylight for the first time? 26 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,560 - Nope. Any other guesses? 27 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:01,186 - Gonna open the door up and a panther gonna come through 28 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:02,229 and maul us to death? 29 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:03,981 - Getting warmer. You're getting warmer. 30 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,440 - Why am I getting warmer? 31 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:07,234 - A source of protein other than beef jerky? 32 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:08,735 That would be great. - Watch this. 33 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:10,779 KEVIN: Unbelievable. Please. - Some fruit, like a smoothie? 34 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:13,282 - Josh Hartnett! 35 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:14,283 - Hey! - [gasps] 36 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:15,742 - Hey! - Ooh, ooh! Look out, look out! 37 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,035 Ooh. 38 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:18,871 - Get off me. 39 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:21,498 - [chuckles] My favorite alumni. 40 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,417 Class, third week, April 1999. - Aw. 41 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,085 Come on. That's... - Come on. 42 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:26,253 - Oh, my God. 43 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,881 Is it possible that you're too beautiful? 44 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:30,799 - [laughs] 45 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:32,092 Um, yeah. [stammers] 46 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:33,927 Kiss my, um... 47 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:35,470 You smile a lot. 48 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:37,306 - What the fuck did you just say? - I... 49 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,183 - Kev, I'm so glad you're here, man. 50 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,225 This is gonna change your life. 51 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:42,144 I mean, when Ron finished with me, 52 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:44,771 I shot Pearl Harbor, Black Hawk Down, Hollywood Homicide. 53 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:46,440 - Right? - Should've probably left the last one out. 54 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:47,858 JOSH: When I first came here, I was nothing! 55 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,610 I was, like, 100 pounds soaking wet. 56 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:52,196 By the time I was out of here, I felt invincible. 57 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:53,280 I felt like... 58 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:55,449 Academy Award winner Matt Damon or some shit. 59 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,284 - [laughs] You're too much. 60 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,785 He's too much. Why don't you guys catch up? 61 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:00,746 And, Agent King... - Yes. 62 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:01,914 - ...let's talk motivation. 63 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:03,457 - Bye. 64 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,125 - Nice to meet you. 65 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:07,669 Kev. 66 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:09,671 How's it going so far, man? 67 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:11,089 - It is not going good. 68 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:13,509 This place is like a prison. Do you hear me? 69 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,219 And I think Coach Ron is trying to kill me. 70 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:16,970 - Come on. That's just his way. Look at him. 71 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:19,139 He's a teddy bear. - He ain't no teddy bear! 72 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:20,974 He's the complete opposite of a teddy bear. 73 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:22,559 And I believe he murdered somebody. 74 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,686 I think he murdered a Colombian drug lord. 75 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:27,105 I think he did it. A guy named Rodrigo was here. 76 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:29,274 - Oh, God, man. - I think... I think he murdered someone. 77 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:30,901 - You crack me up, Kev. 78 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,738 Oh, you're serious? - Yes, I'm serious. 79 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,323 I went snooping around in his office, 80 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,408 and I think I found a keepsake from the murder. 81 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,202 It was a necklace. It's got "RBG." 82 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:42,371 - Ron murdered someone and kept a necklace? 83 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,373 Like... Dexter? 84 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:45,707 - Josh, listen to me. - Yeah. 85 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,584 - We need to call the cops. 86 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,086 - Okay. - We need to get the people from out there to come in here. 87 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,420 - Okay. - I'm talking about the feds, the D.A. 88 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:51,505 WILCOX: What are we whispering about? 89 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,215 - Nothing. 90 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:54,800 We're talking about workouts. I told him my workout, 91 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,385 his workout. It's nothing much. 92 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:58,428 We're not talking about nothing. - How's my goddaughter? 93 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,681 - Oh, man, she is growing like a weed. 94 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:01,765 Look at this. - Oh, yeah? Let's see that. 95 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:02,850 - Goddaughter? - Let's see that. 96 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:05,102 Oh! Aw! - Look at her. 97 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,688 She misses her Uncle Ronny, though. - Well, you tell her 98 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,523 that her Uncle Ronny misses that little pumpkin head, too. 99 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:11,942 - Yeah. - [crying] 100 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,443 - Hey. Hey. 101 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,945 Why the sad face? Are you okay? 102 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,613 - I'm fine. I'm fine. 103 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,031 [exhales] 104 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:20,450 I can't find my special necklace. 105 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:23,370 The one that I had custom-made with "RBG"-- 106 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:24,913 Ruth Bader Ginsburg. 107 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:26,456 - It's okay. It's okay. - Yeah. 108 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:27,958 She's my favorite Supreme Court justice. 109 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,878 I mean, I love her dissenting opinions. 110 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:34,298 Let me tell you something-- if I find out that someone stole it, I'll kill 'em. 111 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:35,799 I'll kill 'em! 112 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:38,677 - Hey, you have to think positive thoughts. 113 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:39,678 We're gonna find it. 114 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,054 It's gonna turn up soon. 115 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,973 I promise you. 116 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,766 It's gonna turn up soon. 117 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:47,019 [dramatic music plays] 118 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:49,229 WILCOX: Today, we're doing firearm stunts. 119 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:53,275 We've got Officer Hartnett, who is a corrupt cop who's gone rogue. 120 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:56,320 We've got Agent King and Agent Hart. 121 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,697 You finally found him in this chop shop. 122 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:01,158 And this is where the shoot-out will take place. 123 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,452 Now, here is your gun. - Nice. 124 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,996 - Don't you ever accept a gun like that! 125 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,623 It's always from the back. 126 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,041 - You passed it to me frontwards. 127 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:10,709 - That was a test. You failed. 128 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:14,379 Now, these firearms are loaded, okay? 129 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:18,008 So please be careful how you handle them. 130 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,218 - Well, we don't have to be that careful, 131 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:20,219 'cause there's... there's blanks in 'em, right? 132 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,387 Not loaded loaded, just... 133 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:24,681 They're blanks, correct? 134 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,643 No. Coach Ron, that's not gonna do it for me. 135 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:31,188 I need a verbal confirmation that it's blanks in this gun. 136 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,607 - What do you think? - Yes or no, are there blanks in this gun? 137 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:36,109 - Come on, Kevin. Get your head in the game, man. 138 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:38,028 - Josh, my head's in the game. I'm just trying to be safe. 139 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,738 And he still didn't say yes or no. 140 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:41,865 - Yes. 141 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,909 JOSH: Yes. You heard him. - Okay. 142 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:46,161 Everyone in wardrobe. I'll see you in ten right back here. 143 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:47,204 We start the shoot-out. 144 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,331 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 145 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:54,127 - Hey, what are you doing? 146 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:55,254 Get into costume. - No. 147 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,463 Not me. I'm not doing it. 148 00:04:56,547 --> 00:04:57,756 - Kevin, you're being paranoid. 149 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,216 We all heard him say they were blanks. 150 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,676 - My gun has blanks. 151 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,970 I guarantee you that. But I bet you Josh... 152 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,721 he's got a fully loaded fucking pistol. 153 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,431 Now, Ron already tried to kill me once. 154 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:08,392 Right now, he's probably willing to go all the fucking way. 155 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:09,643 I'm not doing it. 156 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,478 Try to make it look like a goddamn accident. 157 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:12,563 That's exactly what he'll do. 158 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,815 "Kevin Hart accidentally killed 159 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:17,234 in Ron Wilcox's Action School." 160 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,152 No, thank you. 161 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:20,863 - First of all, Josh would never do that. 162 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:22,698 He is sweet and sensitive. 163 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,783 I bet he's tender. 164 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:25,993 Probably. 165 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,786 - Okay, what the fuck is over there? 166 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:30,038 Huh? I bet he's none of those things. 167 00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:31,790 He and Ron, they're like this. 168 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:33,500 Fucking godfather to his kids. 169 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:34,960 Didn't say shit about that. 170 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:37,212 And they know I got the necklace! - So put it back. 171 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,047 - I can't put it back, 'cause it's too late. 172 00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:40,507 They know I got the goddamn necklace. 173 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:42,426 You know what, it's not safe for me here. 174 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,261 I got to go. - Oh, so you're just gonna give up 175 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,388 on your lifelong dream because you're afraid of getting shot? 176 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:48,974 - Fuck that dream! 177 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:51,143 Hey, look, I'm leaving. 178 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:54,021 You got a choice. 179 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:57,149 Come with me. 180 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:59,234 - Uh... 181 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:01,904 [exhales] 182 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:03,322 I can't. 183 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:05,949 I'm sorry. 184 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,576 This is my shot. 185 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:10,078 - I understand. 186 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:12,539 It is your shot, and you deserve it. 187 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,796 - Okay. 188 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,715 Nice. 189 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:24,301 [door closes] 190 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,554 [dramatic music plays] 191 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:31,350 - Turn the other. - All right, here we go. 192 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:32,559 One, two, three. - And go. 193 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:33,560 - [exhales, mimics gunshot] 194 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:34,770 - [both laugh] 195 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,188 - Yes! 196 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:38,357 ♪ 197 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,442 [birds cawing] 198 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:47,366 - [groans] What a dick. 199 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:52,079 Where the fuck is my car? [keys jangle] 200 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:57,751 You got to be kidding me. 201 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:04,007 Oh! 202 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,843 Motherfucker! 203 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,052 [alarm chirping] 204 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:08,554 Oh! 205 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:10,639 [alarm chirps] 206 00:07:12,224 --> 00:07:15,477 [alarm chirping] 207 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:21,608 [alarm chirps, lock clicks] 208 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,193 He killed my car. 209 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:25,863 He killed my fucking car. 210 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:30,075 WILCOX: Kevin! Kevin! 211 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,411 Where are you?! 212 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:36,123 Come out, come out, wherever you are! - Oh, shit. Shit. 213 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,708 Shit.