1 00:00:00,335 --> 00:00:01,419 - [Mr. 206] I just told you... - [Kevin] Oh. Okay. Okay. Okay. 2 00:00:01,419 --> 00:00:02,462 - [Mr. 206] ...to go... - [Kevin] Okay. Okay. 3 00:00:02,462 --> 00:00:04,256 - [Mr. 206] ...the fuck away! - [Kevin] Now, hold on, hold on. 4 00:00:04,256 --> 00:00:07,342 - [Andre] Okay. Okay. Okay. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey! Shit! 5 00:00:07,342 --> 00:00:08,969 Come on, baby. It's me. 6 00:00:09,761 --> 00:00:12,097 - It's me. - It's Kevin Hart. 7 00:00:14,432 --> 00:00:15,433 Give me one good reason why 8 00:00:15,433 --> 00:00:17,018 I shouldn't kill the both of you right now. 9 00:00:17,018 --> 00:00:19,312 Kevin's about to have a movie that's gonna get him an Oscar. 10 00:00:19,312 --> 00:00:21,690 Well-- okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Your protege. 11 00:00:21,690 --> 00:00:23,858 We're here because of your protégé, Doug, Doug Eubanks. 12 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:24,901 What about him? 13 00:00:24,901 --> 00:00:25,860 [Kevin] Well, he, he--we--uh, we-- 14 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:27,904 we're here 'cause he's losing his shit. 15 00:00:28,530 --> 00:00:31,324 Yeah. No, he's, he's absolute-- that's not--that's not true. 16 00:00:31,324 --> 00:00:33,702 Because you don't deserve a lie. I'm not here to lie to you. 17 00:00:33,702 --> 00:00:34,661 - No. - I'm-- Imma, 18 00:00:34,661 --> 00:00:35,829 imma be honest with you, man. 19 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:38,248 I screwed him over. 20 00:00:38,832 --> 00:00:39,749 I screwed him over and I'm here 21 00:00:39,749 --> 00:00:40,792 because I wanna make things right 22 00:00:40,792 --> 00:00:43,837 and I can't do that without you, Mr. 206. 23 00:00:51,553 --> 00:00:52,637 Well, how do you like your tea? 24 00:00:53,263 --> 00:00:54,639 [Kevin] Hmm? 25 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:03,356 [slurping] 26 00:01:09,279 --> 00:01:10,906 Do I make you uncomfortable? 27 00:01:10,906 --> 00:01:12,949 No, I'm just-- I'm just so nervous for you, sir, 28 00:01:12,949 --> 00:01:15,035 because you got really hot tea 29 00:01:15,035 --> 00:01:17,203 and it's just right above your, your balls, so... 30 00:01:18,121 --> 00:01:20,373 What are you doing? What are you... 31 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:23,376 [Andre] Oh, my God. What the fuck? 32 00:01:23,376 --> 00:01:25,212 [Kevin] Oh, God. Oh, man. Come on. 33 00:01:25,212 --> 00:01:26,588 - What the fuck? - Come on, man. 34 00:01:26,588 --> 00:01:27,964 The ancient Babylonians believed 35 00:01:27,964 --> 00:01:30,008 that undergarments were a sign of weakness. 36 00:01:32,594 --> 00:01:33,595 I tend to agree. 37 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:36,389 I respect that. 38 00:01:37,599 --> 00:01:38,642 I respect that. 39 00:01:39,809 --> 00:01:40,852 I just, um... 40 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:44,022 [clears throat] 41 00:01:45,523 --> 00:01:46,942 I just wanna-- I wanna thank you 42 00:01:47,067 --> 00:01:49,611 for taking the time 'cause I know you didn't, uh... 43 00:01:49,611 --> 00:01:51,947 Cut the compliments, tell me why you're here. 44 00:01:51,947 --> 00:01:56,493 I, um, I know you're Doug's mentor, right? 45 00:01:57,202 --> 00:01:58,912 If there's anyone that knows how he operates, 46 00:01:58,912 --> 00:02:02,249 how he thinks, it's-- I need your help. 47 00:02:08,797 --> 00:02:10,465 Watch your eye. Watch your... 48 00:02:15,053 --> 00:02:16,346 Let's walk. 49 00:02:18,598 --> 00:02:20,850 Doug Eubanks is more than just a former student of mine. 50 00:02:21,977 --> 00:02:24,479 He's my friend, my confidant. 51 00:02:25,855 --> 00:02:27,607 Briefly in 2003, he was my lover. 52 00:02:29,442 --> 00:02:30,902 Doug's the most fearless stunt performer 53 00:02:30,902 --> 00:02:31,903 that I've ever trained. 54 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:35,073 One time he asked me to stab him with an icepick 55 00:02:35,699 --> 00:02:36,866 because he needed to know how it felt 56 00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:38,034 so he could replicate that reaction 57 00:02:38,034 --> 00:02:38,994 when the cameras are rolling. 58 00:02:38,994 --> 00:02:40,870 - Did you do it? - With pleasure. 59 00:02:41,538 --> 00:02:43,123 As a stuntman, you embrace pain. 60 00:02:43,873 --> 00:02:45,250 Lay your life on the line for your actor 61 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:46,209 every day you step on set. 62 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:48,962 And occasionally, an actor says thanks. 63 00:02:50,046 --> 00:02:51,715 Sometimes they don't say thanks, 64 00:02:52,299 --> 00:02:53,508 sometimes they just fire you without warning 65 00:02:53,508 --> 00:02:55,677 'cause all of a sudden, they think they're John fucking Rambo 66 00:02:55,677 --> 00:02:57,596 but they're nothing but a little bitch with a giant ego. 67 00:02:58,263 --> 00:03:00,265 Yeah, yeah. So hey, are you gonna talk to him for me? 68 00:03:00,265 --> 00:03:02,309 [both laugh] 69 00:03:02,309 --> 00:03:06,605 Actors talk, stuntmen stunt. 70 00:03:08,273 --> 00:03:12,027 You're gonna have to fight Doug, and you're gonna lose. 71 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:16,239 Oh, shit. Then why, why you even talk to me then? 72 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:18,408 Only reason I'm talking to you is 'cause 73 00:03:18,408 --> 00:03:20,368 every person is trapped in a story of their own design, 74 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:22,120 and I know the exact story you're trapped in. 75 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,955 Yeah. It's a revenge story. 76 00:03:23,955 --> 00:03:26,499 That's not revenge. It's redemption. 77 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:28,877 No, I'm pretty sure it's revenge. 78 00:03:30,462 --> 00:03:31,796 What do you really want? 79 00:03:33,798 --> 00:03:35,634 I want my life back. I wanna defeat Doug. 80 00:03:35,634 --> 00:03:37,594 Defeat Doug. Doug's the enemy. 81 00:03:37,594 --> 00:03:40,222 Doug's the bad guy, you're the good guy? 82 00:03:40,222 --> 00:03:41,723 I just wanna make sure I'm hearing this right. 83 00:03:42,098 --> 00:03:43,600 Okay. Maybe we're both bad guys. 84 00:03:44,809 --> 00:03:46,269 No, Kevin. 85 00:03:48,021 --> 00:03:49,648 You're both good guys. 86 00:03:54,194 --> 00:03:55,695 Did you hear that? 87 00:03:55,695 --> 00:03:57,322 I'm trying to figure it out. 88 00:03:59,824 --> 00:04:01,243 He fucked Doug. 89 00:04:01,243 --> 00:04:02,744 I didn't hear that. What? 90 00:04:03,745 --> 00:04:05,288 He fucked Doug. 91 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:06,748 I didn't catch that. I was... 92 00:04:06,748 --> 00:04:07,916 Right at the top, he said right over there. 93 00:04:07,916 --> 00:04:08,875 He said he fucked Doug. 94 00:04:08,875 --> 00:04:10,001 No. I saw a ladybug. I got lost. 95 00:04:10,001 --> 00:04:11,670 So that means he's kinda fucked you before. 96 00:04:11,670 --> 00:04:14,005 [Kevin] No. No, wait a minute. No, he hasn't. 97 00:04:17,217 --> 00:04:19,761 This is my dojo. 98 00:04:22,180 --> 00:04:23,682 Well, it kind of looks like a bunch of trees, 99 00:04:23,682 --> 00:04:27,060 if you ask me, but all right. Goodness gracious. 100 00:04:27,060 --> 00:04:28,311 Excuse me. 101 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:29,312 I'm sorry. 102 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:30,689 - Coming through. - Yup. Yup. Sure. 103 00:04:30,689 --> 00:04:32,399 - Coming through. - Sorry. 104 00:04:32,399 --> 00:04:34,025 You really gotta share the trail, guys. 105 00:04:34,025 --> 00:04:35,068 - [Andre] It's our fault. - [Kevin] Sorry. 106 00:04:35,068 --> 00:04:36,319 We didn't even know it was a trail, to be honest. 107 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:37,445 I had no idea. 108 00:04:39,197 --> 00:04:41,783 So this is where you're gonna train me to face Doug, huh? 109 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:43,243 Let me explain something to you. 110 00:04:44,035 --> 00:04:46,746 Stuntmen's creed, you need an actor. 111 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:49,374 Every role you ever trained for, Doug trained harder. 112 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,002 Every martial art you supposedly learned, 113 00:04:52,002 --> 00:04:53,086 Doug learned it for real. 114 00:04:53,086 --> 00:04:54,421 He had to. 115 00:04:55,171 --> 00:04:56,423 'Cause when the cameras are rolling, 116 00:04:56,423 --> 00:04:57,841 it was his ass on the line, not yours. 117 00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,385 Sitting in video village, sipping lattes, 118 00:05:00,385 --> 00:05:01,887 eating sushi off nude models. 119 00:05:01,887 --> 00:05:04,598 Hey, first of all, I got a bad case of pink eye. 120 00:05:04,598 --> 00:05:05,765 I learned my lesson. 121 00:05:05,765 --> 00:05:07,309 - Hasn't happened since. - Hmm. 122 00:05:07,309 --> 00:05:10,770 You never appreciated Doug. Actors never do. 123 00:05:12,230 --> 00:05:14,065 Hey, well, I recently learned that there's a lot of people 124 00:05:14,065 --> 00:05:15,775 that I may have underappreciated. 125 00:05:17,235 --> 00:05:22,157 Good, Kevin. That's growth. See that branch up there? 126 00:05:23,283 --> 00:05:24,159 Yeah. 127 00:05:24,159 --> 00:05:25,702 Climb that tree, crawl up to that branch, 128 00:05:25,702 --> 00:05:27,162 and give me a dead drop to the ground. 129 00:05:29,623 --> 00:05:32,167 Uh, how am I supposed to... 130 00:05:32,292 --> 00:05:35,378 You wanna know how Doug thinks? You wanna know how he operates? 131 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:37,631 You must see the world as he sees it. 132 00:05:37,631 --> 00:05:39,674 Without fear, without hesitation. 133 00:05:43,470 --> 00:05:46,181 I'm a little scared, though. I'm just gonna throw that out there. 134 00:05:46,181 --> 00:05:47,224 It's not like I'm... 135 00:05:47,224 --> 00:05:48,600 I volunteer as tribute. 136 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:49,726 Damn right you do. 137 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:53,396 This is Kevin's journey, that's his dead drop branch. 138 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:55,315 No, that's what you don't understand. You know why? 139 00:05:55,315 --> 00:05:57,067 - Because what's Kevin's is mine. - Well... 140 00:05:57,067 --> 00:05:58,693 Well-- right. I mean, not your material wealth. 141 00:05:58,693 --> 00:05:59,986 - Or, or your income. - [Kevin] No. 142 00:05:59,986 --> 00:06:00,987 - Or your success. - [Kevin] No. 143 00:06:00,987 --> 00:06:02,030 No. 144 00:06:02,030 --> 00:06:03,448 Or your rare collection of cars, which are amazing. 145 00:06:03,448 --> 00:06:04,532 - [Andre] Right? None of that. - No. 146 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:07,077 But his pain, his anguish, 147 00:06:07,744 --> 00:06:08,662 basically anything that's bad, 148 00:06:08,662 --> 00:06:09,913 anything that's bad, that's mine, too. 149 00:06:09,913 --> 00:06:11,373 That is my journey. 150 00:06:15,627 --> 00:06:16,836 Brother. 151 00:06:21,466 --> 00:06:24,803 Oh, my God. [grunts] 152 00:06:25,262 --> 00:06:26,930 What's happening, guys? 153 00:06:26,930 --> 00:06:29,182 Guys, this don't look good from the back. What's going on? 154 00:06:33,061 --> 00:06:35,564 [screaming] 155 00:06:37,274 --> 00:06:38,775 [Andre yelps] 156 00:06:42,028 --> 00:06:43,613 Kevin, you can't compete with Doug. 157 00:06:44,614 --> 00:06:47,951 But you clearly have the one thing he will never have, 158 00:06:49,494 --> 00:06:50,537 you have a sidekick. 159 00:06:51,621 --> 00:06:54,791 Andre? No, Andre is my-- Andre is, like, 160 00:06:54,791 --> 00:06:56,001 my-- what, what would you call it? 161 00:06:56,001 --> 00:06:57,210 - [Kevin] I guess it's, uh... - Andre's your what? 162 00:06:57,210 --> 00:06:58,795 - [Kevin] He's, he's... - No, no, no. No, no. 163 00:06:58,795 --> 00:07:00,338 - Andre's... - Hey, hey, no, no, no. 164 00:07:00,338 --> 00:07:02,591 Andre's your what? I want you to say it. 165 00:07:02,591 --> 00:07:03,758 - [Kevin] Well, I was gonna say-- - He's right there. 166 00:07:03,758 --> 00:07:04,759 - [Kevin] Yeah, he's, he's... - No, no, he's right there. 167 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:05,927 - [Kevin] It's just like... - Andre's your what? 168 00:07:05,927 --> 00:07:07,012 You don't have to do this, man. 169 00:07:07,012 --> 00:07:08,179 He's right there. He's your what? 170 00:07:08,179 --> 00:07:11,182 He's--well, he's my assistant. My assistant. He... 171 00:07:11,182 --> 00:07:12,642 - Is he? - He's... 172 00:07:12,642 --> 00:07:14,644 - Say it. - Andre's my-- he's my sidekick. 173 00:07:14,644 --> 00:07:16,688 - Say it. - He's-- Andre's my sidekick. 174 00:07:16,688 --> 00:07:17,898 - Say it. - He's my sidekick. 175 00:07:17,898 --> 00:07:19,024 Yeah. I need you to say it. 176 00:07:19,024 --> 00:07:21,276 Okay. Andre, Andre is my sidekick. 177 00:07:21,276 --> 00:07:23,695 Goddammit, Kevin! I need you to fucking say it! 178 00:07:23,695 --> 00:07:26,865 And I need you to believe it deep down in your fucking balls. 179 00:07:26,865 --> 00:07:30,285 Uh... Andre is my sidekick. 180 00:07:30,285 --> 00:07:32,787 - Huh? - I said, Andre is my sidekick! 181 00:07:32,787 --> 00:07:33,997 - Huh? - Who's your sidekick? 182 00:07:33,997 --> 00:07:36,458 - I said, Andre is my sidekick! - [Andre] I'm your sidekick. 183 00:07:36,458 --> 00:07:38,251 - Andre... - [Andre] I'm your sidekick. 184 00:07:38,251 --> 00:07:42,672 - ...is my side... - I'm your sidekick! 185 00:07:42,672 --> 00:07:44,633 What's happening to me, man? 186 00:07:44,633 --> 00:07:47,761 It's growth, Kevin. Growth hurts. 187 00:07:49,262 --> 00:07:51,806 That's a pain no double can take for you. 188 00:07:53,642 --> 00:07:55,852 You see, Kevin, you came here seeking a mentor, 189 00:07:57,479 --> 00:08:00,982 but it's you. You are the mentor. 190 00:08:03,151 --> 00:08:04,527 Hell, yeah. 191 00:08:07,822 --> 00:08:08,949 You know what? You know what? 192 00:08:08,949 --> 00:08:11,785 You two, uh, take this moment, talk. 193 00:08:12,744 --> 00:08:14,871 Talk over your new bond. 194 00:08:15,997 --> 00:08:18,333 I'm gonna go get my tea. 195 00:08:21,878 --> 00:08:24,548 What a fucking day. [laughs] 196 00:08:24,548 --> 00:08:26,216 I mean, now, that I'm essentially 197 00:08:26,216 --> 00:08:28,134 have been deputized as your sidekick, 198 00:08:28,134 --> 00:08:29,469 I have an idea for Doug. 199 00:08:29,469 --> 00:08:30,595 We can work together on this. 200 00:08:30,595 --> 00:08:31,930 We got to get close to him, okay? 201 00:08:31,930 --> 00:08:33,640 Not to record him or anything, like-- 202 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:34,891 what's wrong? What's wrong? 203 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:38,311 The scar on his hand. 204 00:08:38,311 --> 00:08:40,605 Yeah? 205 00:08:40,605 --> 00:08:43,233 I think I recognize that scar. 206 00:08:43,233 --> 00:08:45,944 [foreboding music playing] 207 00:09:05,255 --> 00:09:08,341 [dramatic music playing]