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So, we're done.
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I'm-- Imma, Imma go ahead and--
is fired the word? I guess--
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I guess it is fired.
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So, I'm gonna fire you,
but in a--
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but in a dope way
so that where we still cool.
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Imma--Imma go on and, uh,
and get ready.
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My guy.
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- [Kevin] It's stunt time.
- [Jordan] Kevin.
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[Jordan]
This is a terrible idea.
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[Kevin] It's stunt time.
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[Jordan] Listen, I'm not trying
to show you off.
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- [Kevin] Hey!
- It's all good, Mr. Action Star.
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[foreboding music]
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Now, you listen to me.
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All right,
I've been in this business
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for goddamn, goddamn, how long?
How long?
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You telling me
that my goddamn reputation
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doesn't speak for myself?
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It's fucking should!
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[clatters, glass shatters]
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What, what, what is cap
for a shoot?
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Does Mackey have a guy?
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He does. He-- everybody's
got a fucking guy, huh?
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What about the Adam Driver, man?
You said he's available, huh?
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I can-- I can-- listen,
I can do work for him.
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I can-- I can be Adam's driver, right?
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I-- yeah-- no, listen,
I'm serious about that.
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I don't give a fuck. I'll drive.
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I'll, I'll be Adam's Driver's
driver's driver if I have to.
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Goddamn it, Scott. Fuck you.
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[sobbing] I've been in
the goddamn business for years.
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[crying]
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[sniffs]
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[music swelling]
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[tool noises]
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[metal clinking]
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[Kevin, on laptop] You know
what? This is my big time.
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I really enjoy working.
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I find a lot of, uh, peace,
happiness, and, uh, solace,
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and creating.
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And now, my creating
is about putting other people
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in positions to win, um,
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amplifying other careers
and opportunities, not just me.
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So, hopefully,
it continues to grow.
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[music ends]
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I can't believe my stuntman
would do this to me.
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Ex-stuntman.
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No, I gotta do something
about this-- oh. Oh.
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- Oh, whoa, whoa, Kevin.
- Uh-oh.
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- Oh, no.
- Hey.
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Let mom look at this. Hold on.
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Oh. Oh, we gotta change
this dressing.
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Take him to the bedroom.
Prop him up.
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- Here we go. Here we go.
- Get some wet towels.
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- Here we go.
- Shouldn't he go to a hospital?
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No. I'll, I'll get him back
on track. It's what I do.
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Wait, you're a doctor?
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I'm better than a doctor.
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I'm a mom.
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Left, right, left, right.
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[Andre exhales deeply]
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He's gonna be fine.
My mom is a miracle worker.
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How about you? Are you okay?
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Uh, well, not really.
This is my problem too.
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Doug probably blames me
for losing his job.
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That's why he's put me in this
deadly little game of his
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just for payback.
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Yeah. Okay, that's fine then.
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When Kevin gets back
to full health,
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he will think of an
incredible plan for all of us.
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No, no, fuck that.
We can't just sit here.
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We need to do something. We need
to get to the bottom of this.
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Who is the person
who Kevin trusts the most?
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Uh, his agent.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Let's pay them a visit.
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Right now?
We can't go right now.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Jordan, we can't go right now.
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But what about this?
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What about this? You're famous,
Jordan, you get in there,
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they're gonna recognize you.
That's a problem.
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Second is, Doug actually thinks
that you're dead, right?
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You blew up.
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Shit. You're right.
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Oh, my God. I just thought
of something amazing.
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Thank me. Thank me now.
[chuckles]
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Let me hear it first.
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Smart. That's a smart move. Okay.
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In the back, there--
there's a disguise.
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I always keep a spare disguise
for Kevin in the back.
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Grab that bag real quick.
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You have spare disguises.
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Yes. I mean,
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sometimes Kevin likes
to live anonymously, right?
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Whether he wants to go
grocery shopping,
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feed the ducks,
heckle a stranger.
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[scoffs] Yeah.
I'm not wearing this.
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Come on. Did you see
all of them real quick?
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Like this one right here. Okay.
This one right here...
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Andre, the road.
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I'm doing it. It's a hard left
with my knees, baby.
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Look at this.
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[stereotypical
90s music playing]
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This is embarrassing.
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Just... we're lucky that you
and Kevin are in the same size.
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You know what I mean?
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Think about this as your
greatest acting role to date.
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You got this. Okay?
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[music ends]
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[knocks on desk]
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Uh, we're here to see, uh...
[clears throat] Scott Heyman.
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Okay.
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And you are?
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[in British accent]
Ronald Mondovia the III.
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A pleasure to meet you, and this
is the wickedly talented...
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[in manly tone] Bill.
[clears throat] My name is Bill.
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Bill Mondovia.
We're both Mondovias.
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This is my uncle
on my mama's side.
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Shit fuck, can this man
cook a goose?
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[in normal tone] What was
all that before?
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Mondovia?
That's nobody's surname.
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[in normal tone]
What did you expect? Okay?
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I couldn't concentrate.
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Your accent was fucking insane.
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- My accent?
- Yes,
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[in low tone] Bill, Bill, Bill.
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It-- okay. It wasn't great,
but I mean...
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- My accent? I nailed my accent.
- Do you know what? It doesn't--
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It doesn't matter. It doesn't
matter because there's no way
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they're letting us go back
to see Kevin's agent, okay?
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They probably
all called security.
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So, if security comes,
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we just pretend
to be Ronald and Bill Mondovia,
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the very famous
Instagram influencers
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who make unboxing videos.
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What is this? We unbox it.
And it's a smaller box.
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- Okay?
- Look, look, look.
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She's going to the loo.
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I don't think
that Bill will call it the loo,
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though he's more old school.
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We're actually about
to take a shit.
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[as Ronald] Play it cool.
Play it cool.
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Like and subscribe, please.
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[as himself] Okay. Stop,
stop, stop right there.
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Right there.
That's Kevin's agent.
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Who's he talking to?
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It's not Kevin.
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[groaning]
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Shh. Try not to move.
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Mr. Kevin Hart
needs to regain his strength.
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[groaning]
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As long as it takes,
you'll be here in my house,
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listening to my stories,
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eatin' my Christmas pork chops.
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[groaning]
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Shh.
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When my husband was wounded
years ago, I couldn't save him.
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But now, I've got
a second chance with you.
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Kevin Hart, America's treasure.
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Cynthia's treasure.
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[foreboding music playing]
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[dramatic music playing]
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[phone dialing]
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Mom, Mom, put Kevin on.
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[Andre's mom on phone]
I can't. He's sleeping.
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It's an emergency.
Put him on right now, Mom.
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Come on. Wake him up.
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Hello? Are you here
to rescue me?
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I think I've been poisoned.
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Kevin, listen up very closely, okay?
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We've just been on a deep cover
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reconnaissance mission
and we fucking nailed--
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Doug is you, you've been
replaced by Doug.
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[Kevin on phone] Wait, what?
Replaced? I don't understand.
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And that's because my mommy
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just gave you
a very low dose narcotic.
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Don't worry about it.
But when you come to,
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you have to understand that Doug
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is trying to convince people
that he is you.
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He's fixed his teeth.
He's changed his hair.
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- I mean, his mannerism.
- Yeah.
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Oh, my God. He's, he's you.
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Yeah, well, he can't fool
my staff.
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They'll know it's not me.
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They're my village.
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[chanting] Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.
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You get a raise.
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That's right. Everybody gets
a raise. Huh? You know why?
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[Doug as Kevin]
'Cause I'm Kevin. I'm Kevin.
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Sorry, Kevin is suddenly very
tired. He needs his rest. Bye.
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[Jordan on phone]
No, no, no, no.
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[Andre on phone] Mom, no, Mom.
Mom, do--
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[groaning]
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Shh.
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If Kevin wants to get through
to Doug,
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there's only one man
he can talk to.
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Mr. 206.
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I don't-- who-- who's Mr. 206?
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He's a pretty famous stuntman,
and he's Doug's mentor.
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Okay. Okay, fine.
Then this is easy.
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We just take Kevin
to see Mr. 206.
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We? Nope. No way.
I... [chuckles]
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will not be going to see 206.
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He is a complete psychopath.
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He nearly killed me
in a stunt rehearsal,
206
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and then tried
to make me apologize.
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Jordan, Jordan,
Kevin needs you right now.
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- [Jordan] He needs me?
- He does right now.
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Oh, I thought Kevin doesn't need
anyone until he needs everyone.
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Okay, fine. Then I'll take him
to see Mr. 206.
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Why? This is Kevin's problem.
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You should just let him go
on his own.
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No. As long as
I'm Kevin's assistant,
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I'll never drive himself anywhere.
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[dramatic music swelling]
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It's in neutral.
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I am so sorry. We're slowing
down. I was trying to go faster.
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We did the opposite.
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00:09:09,342 --> 00:09:12,387
I am so happy my mom was able
to nurse you back to health.
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What did you just say to me?
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00:09:13,763 --> 00:09:15,932
The woman put drugs
in my goddamn pork chop.
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She tried to poison me.
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She's amazing, right?
Look at you now.
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Okay. Come on. Come on.
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So, tell me, why did
they call him 206?
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'Cause it's 206 bones
in the human body.
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They said before he became
a mentor in the stunt game
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that he broke every single one
of 'em.
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Actually, no, it was 205, but
then it was last day of filming
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and they say he broke
the 206th one.
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What? Which one was that?
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Pinky toe right foot,
snapped it.
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Goddamn.
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[knocking]
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[Kevin]
Uh, hello?
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[Kevin]
Uh, 206.
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Hey, M-M-Mr.
Two hundred and six?
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It's 206.
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[206] Sign says,
"No solicitor." Go away.
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Yeah. No, we, we didn't see
a sign. There's no sign.
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[206] Who took my fucking sign?
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We didn't take it.
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00:10:01,144 --> 00:10:03,146
Hey, either way,
we're not here to solicit.
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We're, we're not--
we're not selling anything.
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00:10:05,357 --> 00:10:07,984
You, you don't even
recognize my voice. [laughs]
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And you know who's at the door
right now?
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This is Kevin Hart,
comedian, actor.
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[Andre laughing]
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I just told you to go...
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- the fuck away!
- Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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[dramatic music playing]