1 00:00:00,794 --> 00:00:03,713 [playful music playing] 2 00:00:05,757 --> 00:00:08,093 [Jordan] Hey, Andre, maybe one of us should just drive. 3 00:00:08,260 --> 00:00:10,220 [chuckles] No, don't worry about it. I got it. 4 00:00:10,387 --> 00:00:11,346 I got you, my man. 5 00:00:11,513 --> 00:00:12,722 Yeah, man... [sighs] 6 00:00:12,889 --> 00:00:14,724 I got a crick in my neck that's a bitch. 7 00:00:14,891 --> 00:00:17,519 [sighs] I swear I got to get to Nina so she can fix this. 8 00:00:17,686 --> 00:00:18,728 Who's Nina? 9 00:00:18,895 --> 00:00:20,397 - Kevin's fulltime masseuse. - My fulltime masseuse. 10 00:00:20,564 --> 00:00:22,857 [snickers] Of course. Of course. 11 00:00:23,024 --> 00:00:24,276 Okay. Well, I'm glad that my life 12 00:00:24,442 --> 00:00:25,569 getting destroyed amuses you. 13 00:00:25,735 --> 00:00:27,279 What? Didn't you basically ask for all of this? 14 00:00:27,445 --> 00:00:29,114 No, I didn't basically ask for all of this. 15 00:00:29,281 --> 00:00:30,991 I do not do that besides for a movie. 16 00:00:31,157 --> 00:00:32,325 There's a big difference. 17 00:00:32,492 --> 00:00:34,411 A movie has cameras and sound, lights, 18 00:00:34,578 --> 00:00:35,620 that's what that has in it. 19 00:00:35,787 --> 00:00:38,206 This is not the same. It's not the same! 20 00:00:38,373 --> 00:00:39,499 We need to go to the police. 21 00:00:39,666 --> 00:00:41,585 No, no, we do not need to go to police. 22 00:00:41,751 --> 00:00:44,129 Whoever this guy is, he thinks we're dead, right? 23 00:00:44,296 --> 00:00:46,506 So we use that to our advantage... 24 00:00:46,673 --> 00:00:48,049 - [Jordan sighs] - Okay? We make him think 25 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:49,301 that we're-- that we're not here. 26 00:00:49,467 --> 00:00:51,344 We disappear. We just got to figure where to go. 27 00:00:51,511 --> 00:00:53,221 Man, this is where Natasha would come in handy 28 00:00:53,388 --> 00:00:54,890 because she would know exactly where we should go. 29 00:00:55,056 --> 00:00:56,182 And who the hell is Natasha? 30 00:00:56,349 --> 00:00:57,309 That's Kevin's Airbnb consultant. 31 00:00:57,475 --> 00:00:59,352 That's my Airbnb consultant. 32 00:00:59,519 --> 00:01:00,645 This is getting ridiculous. 33 00:01:00,812 --> 00:01:02,147 Oh, my God. I know exactly where we can go 34 00:01:02,314 --> 00:01:04,649 where no one would ever search for us. 35 00:01:04,816 --> 00:01:05,942 Who's in? 36 00:01:07,277 --> 00:01:08,945 Who's in? 37 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:10,906 Okay. Make yourself at home. 38 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:12,824 Uh, do you guys want anything to drink? 39 00:01:12,991 --> 00:01:14,576 Kombucha, coffee, tea? 40 00:01:14,743 --> 00:01:16,119 Yes. Yes. Uh, kombucha would be great. 41 00:01:16,286 --> 00:01:17,579 I don't have it. You call my bluff. 42 00:01:17,746 --> 00:01:19,331 [laughs] I don't have kombucha. I'm sorry. 43 00:01:19,497 --> 00:01:20,498 No, water would be great. Thank you. 44 00:01:20,665 --> 00:01:21,708 Water is gonna be great. Great. 45 00:01:21,875 --> 00:01:23,126 Fantastic. And you, do you want some water? 46 00:01:23,293 --> 00:01:25,045 [clicks tongue] I'm not putting my mouth on a cup of this house. 47 00:01:25,212 --> 00:01:26,338 Nice. Nice. 48 00:01:26,504 --> 00:01:28,465 Jesus Christ. 49 00:01:28,632 --> 00:01:29,716 You actually live here? 50 00:01:29,883 --> 00:01:31,843 [Andre] Yeah. My little slice of heaven. 51 00:01:32,010 --> 00:01:33,011 Ugh. 52 00:01:33,178 --> 00:01:35,138 - [Andre] What was that? - I said ugh. 53 00:01:35,305 --> 00:01:37,891 I love it. It's actually really charming. 54 00:01:38,058 --> 00:01:39,601 [Andre] Thank you. You know mom and I are, 55 00:01:39,768 --> 00:01:41,436 kind of, always messing with the motif in here. 56 00:01:41,603 --> 00:01:43,605 [Andre] Went through a huge Southwestern phase, 57 00:01:43,772 --> 00:01:45,106 so much turquoise. 58 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,316 [Andre and Jordan chuckle] 59 00:01:46,483 --> 00:01:47,943 So your mom helped you decorate? 60 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:51,446 Oh, yeah. Big time. She's my roommate. 61 00:01:51,613 --> 00:01:52,739 - She's right there. - Oh, God! 62 00:01:52,906 --> 00:01:53,865 - You've got to be shitting me. - [snoring] 63 00:01:54,032 --> 00:01:55,575 No, no, no, no. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. 64 00:01:55,742 --> 00:01:56,660 Watch this. Do you wanna meet her? 65 00:01:56,826 --> 00:01:57,911 - No, I don't have to. - Here we go. 66 00:01:58,078 --> 00:02:00,580 Ma, are you okay? Your mouth is open real wide. 67 00:02:00,747 --> 00:02:01,790 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. 68 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:04,459 - [Andre laughs] - Oh, my. [laughs] 69 00:02:04,626 --> 00:02:07,087 - Don't charge at me. - Oh, my. Oh. Oh, my God. 70 00:02:07,254 --> 00:02:08,505 Fix your bra. 71 00:02:08,672 --> 00:02:13,635 It's, it's... it's Kevin Hart. America's treasure. 72 00:02:13,802 --> 00:02:14,844 He's a family-- No, you don't have to. 73 00:02:15,011 --> 00:02:19,766 [laughs] No. And Jordan King, or should I call you Wheezy. 74 00:02:19,933 --> 00:02:21,851 [chuckles] No, that's just a role 75 00:02:22,018 --> 00:02:24,062 I'm not paid nearly enough to play. 76 00:02:24,229 --> 00:02:25,313 Uh, Jordan is fine. 77 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:28,024 [Andre's mom] Oh, come here. I got to squeeze you. Come here. 78 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:29,401 [Andre's mom laughs] 79 00:02:29,568 --> 00:02:30,610 You two got to eat. 80 00:02:30,777 --> 00:02:31,861 We're gonna have a feast. 81 00:02:32,028 --> 00:02:33,363 Andre, go to the freezer. 82 00:02:33,530 --> 00:02:35,198 We're gonna defrost the Christmas pork chops. 83 00:02:35,365 --> 00:02:36,575 We're doing the Christmas pork chops? 84 00:02:36,741 --> 00:02:37,701 - [Kevin] No, no. - We've been waiting for this 85 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:38,827 - for like six years. - I don't think that... 86 00:02:38,994 --> 00:02:39,953 - [Jordan] Oh. - We have that much time. 87 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,162 [Kevin] You don't have to do that. We don't wanna-- 88 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:42,289 [Andre's mom] Oh, we have plenty of time. 89 00:02:42,455 --> 00:02:43,456 You guys save that meat, okay? 90 00:02:43,623 --> 00:02:44,541 - Okay? - You're eating my meat. 91 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:45,667 [Andre] Tell him, mom. Tell him. 92 00:02:45,834 --> 00:02:46,793 I don't-- I don't-- No, no, no. 93 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:48,545 - You're gonna want my meat. - No, we don't want your meat. 94 00:02:48,712 --> 00:02:50,297 And people talk about it all the time. 95 00:02:50,463 --> 00:02:51,464 - Well, we don't... - Did you hurt yourself? 96 00:02:51,631 --> 00:02:53,258 - Uh, this is not-- This is... - Did you know there was... 97 00:02:53,425 --> 00:02:55,468 [yells in pain] Ah, shit, woman! 98 00:02:55,635 --> 00:02:57,429 Did you know there was blood there? 99 00:02:57,596 --> 00:02:58,513 - Yeah, I... - And up here? 100 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,599 Oh, ow! Stop. 101 00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:01,766 But you are Kevin Hart. 102 00:03:01,933 --> 00:03:04,477 You can't walk around with bloody clothes on. 103 00:03:04,644 --> 00:03:06,813 You're too sophisticated. Take your shirt off. 104 00:03:06,980 --> 00:03:07,939 - Come on, I'm gonna wash it. - No, no, no, it's okay. 105 00:03:08,106 --> 00:03:09,858 I'm, I'm already doing a bloody load. 106 00:03:10,025 --> 00:03:11,651 Come on. Take it off. Come on. Help me. 107 00:03:11,818 --> 00:03:13,445 Take it off, Kevin. What are we doing? 108 00:03:13,612 --> 00:03:14,571 - Yeah. - So nice of you. 109 00:03:14,738 --> 00:03:15,822 Oh, somebody has got a cute tummy. 110 00:03:15,989 --> 00:03:18,158 - Okay. That's a lot. - [Andre's mom] Come on. 111 00:03:18,325 --> 00:03:19,367 Mom, look at it. Remember I was telling you 112 00:03:19,534 --> 00:03:21,036 about his belly button? It's right there, mom. You got it. 113 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:22,162 Take my chance. [blows raspberry] 114 00:03:22,329 --> 00:03:23,330 - [Kevin] Oh, God. - [Andre laughs] 115 00:03:23,496 --> 00:03:25,832 Just let me-- Just please-- Let me get it. Stop it, please? 116 00:03:25,999 --> 00:03:27,167 [laughs] Oh, my goodness. 117 00:03:27,334 --> 00:03:28,543 Thank you. You got it. 118 00:03:28,710 --> 00:03:30,253 - Oh, that's... - You gotta be kidding me. 119 00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:32,172 Whoa, that hit my eyes. That is... 120 00:03:32,339 --> 00:03:33,924 We-- Well, we were filming... That is... [sniffs] 121 00:03:34,090 --> 00:03:35,050 - That's a man right there. - Yeah, we were filming... 122 00:03:35,217 --> 00:03:36,176 That is good. 123 00:03:36,343 --> 00:03:37,302 We're doing a improv action. 124 00:03:37,469 --> 00:03:39,221 - I can't wait to see... - I love you so much. 125 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:40,347 We were basically all the action... 126 00:03:40,513 --> 00:03:41,806 Oh, I'm so proud of you son. 127 00:03:41,973 --> 00:03:42,891 [Kevin sighs] 128 00:03:43,058 --> 00:03:44,643 They're such nice people. [chuckles] 129 00:03:44,809 --> 00:03:45,810 Nice people who? 130 00:03:45,977 --> 00:03:48,521 [scoffs] You're so mean. How can you be mean to this guy? 131 00:03:48,688 --> 00:03:49,689 Look at him. 132 00:03:49,856 --> 00:03:53,526 He might be the nicest, sweetest person I've ever encountered. 133 00:03:53,693 --> 00:03:56,321 How can you fire him? 134 00:03:56,488 --> 00:03:57,572 [clicks tongue] Uh, you want me to start at the beginning? 135 00:03:57,739 --> 00:04:00,408 I don't know, maybe because he doesn't respect boundaries. 136 00:04:00,575 --> 00:04:01,660 He cares about you. 137 00:04:01,826 --> 00:04:03,912 Oh, will you just stop it? 138 00:04:04,079 --> 00:04:05,872 Man, clipped my goddamn toenails one time. 139 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:08,583 While I was in bed... 140 00:04:09,459 --> 00:04:10,585 with a woman. 141 00:04:11,962 --> 00:04:13,004 - Exactly. - Yeah. 142 00:04:13,171 --> 00:04:15,257 Struggling, by the way, to perform. 143 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:16,508 Had a lot on my mind. 144 00:04:16,675 --> 00:04:17,842 A lot of my mind. 145 00:04:18,009 --> 00:04:19,010 Brown gummy worms in full effect. 146 00:04:19,177 --> 00:04:20,136 I-- I don't-- I don’t need to know this. 147 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:21,304 - I don't need to know this. - Loose noodle. 148 00:04:21,471 --> 00:04:22,597 Call it what you want. I look down... 149 00:04:22,764 --> 00:04:23,723 Kevin. 150 00:04:23,890 --> 00:04:25,809 I see his face looking up at me. Now, I got no shot. 151 00:04:25,976 --> 00:04:28,311 [Jordan] Okay. Thank you for the context. 152 00:04:28,478 --> 00:04:30,564 Just giving you a-- Giving you a play-by-play. 153 00:04:30,730 --> 00:04:35,527 But, [sighs] listen, when I go to set, it's me acting, right? 154 00:04:35,694 --> 00:04:37,487 But to get there, I've got reps, 155 00:04:37,654 --> 00:04:41,366 my dialect coach, my assistant, and then there's 156 00:04:41,533 --> 00:04:44,160 personal trainer, hairstylist, makeup artist. 157 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:46,454 The, the list goes on, and then there's 158 00:04:46,621 --> 00:04:49,165 family and friends who supported me 159 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:51,543 and sacrificed for me. 160 00:04:51,710 --> 00:04:52,961 I'm sorry, I got lost in what you were saying 161 00:04:53,128 --> 00:04:54,170 because I felt it was bullshit. 162 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:56,923 You have that too Kevin and then some. 163 00:04:57,090 --> 00:04:58,884 Okay? It's why you're a star. 164 00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:00,010 No, that's not true. 165 00:05:00,176 --> 00:05:03,889 I'm a star because I made myself a star with this. 166 00:05:04,055 --> 00:05:07,517 Sure. Yeah, that's the story you keep telling yourself, 167 00:05:07,684 --> 00:05:09,144 but you had help. 168 00:05:09,311 --> 00:05:10,812 Okay. 169 00:05:10,979 --> 00:05:12,564 Hey, how are you guys doing? 170 00:05:12,731 --> 00:05:14,441 [chuckles] The pork chops are smelling 171 00:05:14,608 --> 00:05:15,901 so much like shrimp right now 172 00:05:16,067 --> 00:05:17,235 it's amazing. 173 00:05:17,402 --> 00:05:19,696 I got you a shirt my man. I think it'll fit perfectly. 174 00:05:19,863 --> 00:05:22,574 - [Andre] Okay. Do you see it? - [Kevin] Mm-hmm. Nice. 175 00:05:22,741 --> 00:05:24,159 Yeah, I made that myself. 176 00:05:24,326 --> 00:05:27,829 Okay. Thank you for that. 177 00:05:27,996 --> 00:05:30,540 Uh, I wanted to ask you earlier, but I didn't get a chance... 178 00:05:30,707 --> 00:05:32,667 - Anything. - Who's... Who's that? 179 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:33,793 - This one? - Yeah. 180 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,588 That's my dad. He's been gone a long time. 181 00:05:38,089 --> 00:05:39,466 - Really? - Yeah. 182 00:05:39,633 --> 00:05:42,093 Same. You know my mom raised me. 183 00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:44,471 I know. 184 00:05:44,638 --> 00:05:48,892 Did your dad, uh, got afraid of parenthood and run off? 185 00:05:49,059 --> 00:05:50,393 It wasn’t anything like that, actually. 186 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,187 He was amazing. He was kind. 187 00:05:52,354 --> 00:05:56,608 Uh, he was gentle-- By the way, Richard Pryor's assistant. 188 00:05:56,775 --> 00:05:58,151 Your dad is Richard... 189 00:05:58,318 --> 00:06:00,612 I guess you could say assisting just runs in the family, right? 190 00:06:00,779 --> 00:06:02,656 Oh, that's legendary. 191 00:06:02,822 --> 00:06:04,157 - It is, right? [chuckles] - That's huge. 192 00:06:04,324 --> 00:06:06,952 It's huge. Until it killed him. 193 00:06:07,118 --> 00:06:08,286 What do you mean? 194 00:06:08,453 --> 00:06:09,663 [clicks tongue] It's a big show 195 00:06:09,829 --> 00:06:12,999 and, uh, crazy fan got through security. 196 00:06:13,166 --> 00:06:16,002 So my dad jumped in the way of a knife 197 00:06:16,169 --> 00:06:17,379 that was meant for Richard Pryor. 198 00:06:17,546 --> 00:06:18,964 You-- You're playing. 199 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:21,341 - No. Cut him in the stomach... - What? 200 00:06:21,508 --> 00:06:22,717 - Got up, back down. - What? 201 00:06:22,884 --> 00:06:23,843 Killed my dad on the spot. 202 00:06:24,010 --> 00:06:25,720 Oh, my God, man! 203 00:06:25,887 --> 00:06:27,639 I can't-- I can't process that. 204 00:06:27,806 --> 00:06:29,307 Neither could I. It was enormous for our whole family. 205 00:06:29,474 --> 00:06:32,727 Why would somebody wanna kill Richard Pryor? 206 00:06:33,728 --> 00:06:35,105 Huh? 207 00:06:35,689 --> 00:06:36,648 Who? 208 00:06:36,815 --> 00:06:40,151 Yeah, why? That's crazy right? 209 00:06:40,318 --> 00:06:41,236 Yeah, I bet my-- I bet-- 210 00:06:41,403 --> 00:06:43,154 By the way, I bet my dad when he was dying, 211 00:06:43,321 --> 00:06:45,156 was looking up and was like, "Why would you do this?" 212 00:06:45,323 --> 00:06:46,950 Or something like that. It has to be, right? 213 00:06:47,117 --> 00:06:48,910 Maybe. Maybe not. I mean, at that point, 214 00:06:49,077 --> 00:06:51,121 that’s not what's important. Somebody tried to kill Richard. 215 00:06:51,288 --> 00:06:52,539 - Right. My dad was already dead. - Yeah. 216 00:06:52,706 --> 00:06:53,957 So-- The thing we're gonna worry about is who is this guy? 217 00:06:54,124 --> 00:06:55,083 Are there more of them? 218 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:56,209 Guys' gonna do what he's gonna do. 219 00:06:56,376 --> 00:06:57,502 - Yeah. - Okay? You can't rewrite that. 220 00:06:57,669 --> 00:06:59,546 No. Nobody can. I tried to. 221 00:06:59,713 --> 00:07:01,172 [chuckles] God, I've been to so much therapy 222 00:07:01,339 --> 00:07:02,757 trying to rewrite that moment. 223 00:07:02,924 --> 00:07:04,050 What could I have I done, you know, as I child. 224 00:07:04,217 --> 00:07:05,260 But maybe I could have jumped in the way 225 00:07:05,427 --> 00:07:07,178 - or something like that. - Yeah. 226 00:07:07,345 --> 00:07:08,346 Yeah. 227 00:07:08,513 --> 00:07:10,432 On the bright side though, if you think about it, 228 00:07:10,599 --> 00:07:12,267 he died doing what he loved the most. 229 00:07:12,434 --> 00:07:13,768 - Mm-hmm. - Assisting. 230 00:07:13,935 --> 00:07:16,271 He was so happy that he brought joy 231 00:07:16,438 --> 00:07:20,150 to someone who brought joy to so many people. 232 00:07:20,317 --> 00:07:22,068 He told me every single thing I knew. 233 00:07:22,235 --> 00:07:23,403 [Andre chuckles] 234 00:07:25,322 --> 00:07:30,452 You know, man, maybe, um, maybe I didn't mean to fire you. 235 00:07:30,619 --> 00:07:34,331 I think your exact words were, "I didn't need a stuntman." 236 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:36,541 "I sure as hell don't need an assistant." 237 00:07:36,708 --> 00:07:38,293 You said it to me, yelled it, and then, 238 00:07:38,460 --> 00:07:41,713 uh, you told me get out of your car, right? 239 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,632 Oh, no. You're absolutely-- Yeah, yeah, you're right. 240 00:07:43,798 --> 00:07:46,051 But I'm just saying now, looking back, 241 00:07:46,218 --> 00:07:48,720 I'm saying, maybe, I do-- 242 00:07:48,887 --> 00:07:51,223 Maybe I still do need an assistant. 243 00:07:51,389 --> 00:07:52,432 I mean, if you-- 244 00:07:52,599 --> 00:07:54,809 Oh, God. All right. 245 00:07:54,976 --> 00:07:57,103 [chuckles] I need you too. 246 00:07:57,270 --> 00:07:58,772 - No. Not this... - I need you too. 247 00:07:58,939 --> 00:08:00,440 Not this same. 248 00:08:00,607 --> 00:08:02,943 - Oh, fuck. - Yeah. 249 00:08:03,109 --> 00:08:04,569 I've never been this hard. 250 00:08:04,736 --> 00:08:06,321 All right. I'm gonna tell my mom. 251 00:08:06,488 --> 00:08:08,323 Mom, you'll never believe it. 252 00:08:08,490 --> 00:08:10,200 Congratulations. 253 00:08:12,285 --> 00:08:14,037 Something else, right? 254 00:08:15,705 --> 00:08:16,873 [groans] 255 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,253 - [Jordan] I'm proud of you. - Shut up. 256 00:08:23,672 --> 00:08:25,173 You know if you start treating everyone 257 00:08:25,340 --> 00:08:26,299 in the Kevin Hart Universe 258 00:08:26,466 --> 00:08:27,634 with that level of respect, 259 00:08:27,801 --> 00:08:29,844 I think you'll be happy with your life. 260 00:08:30,011 --> 00:08:31,930 You really are something else. 261 00:08:32,097 --> 00:08:33,848 I mean, you paint me out to be such a monster. 262 00:08:34,015 --> 00:08:36,142 Name one other person that I've disrespected. 263 00:08:36,309 --> 00:08:38,562 Just one. Give me one. 264 00:08:40,939 --> 00:08:42,774 I can absolutely name someone. 265 00:08:46,820 --> 00:08:48,196 - [Kevin] Hey, Jordan. - Yeah. Hi. 266 00:08:48,363 --> 00:08:49,573 Had you looked at the call sheet? 267 00:08:49,739 --> 00:08:51,116 I didn't see your stunt double on there. 268 00:08:51,283 --> 00:08:52,784 Oh, I sent her home. 269 00:08:52,951 --> 00:08:54,077 Why? 270 00:08:54,244 --> 00:08:56,121 Well, I grew up on motorcycles and it's a simple one today. 271 00:08:56,288 --> 00:08:57,289 I just have to drive through that glass 272 00:08:57,455 --> 00:08:58,748 of our dry cleaning business before it explodes. 273 00:08:58,915 --> 00:09:00,792 Whoa. Hold on, hold on, hold on. 274 00:09:00,959 --> 00:09:02,002 Simple for who? 275 00:09:02,168 --> 00:09:03,962 Who's, who's it the simple for, you? 276 00:09:04,129 --> 00:09:05,630 Well, that's what you have double for. 277 00:09:05,797 --> 00:09:06,882 Do you know what this looks like 278 00:09:07,048 --> 00:09:08,049 if you're gonna do all your own stunts 279 00:09:08,216 --> 00:09:09,342 and I don't do mine? 280 00:09:09,509 --> 00:09:11,136 Do you know what people will think of me? 281 00:09:11,303 --> 00:09:13,096 Uh, they'll think you're an actor? 282 00:09:13,263 --> 00:09:14,681 And, listen, I'm not jumping off the cliff, 283 00:09:14,848 --> 00:09:15,974 I'm not jumping a plane, 284 00:09:16,141 --> 00:09:17,183 and I ain't fighting no alligator for anyone. 285 00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:18,643 You don't think I can do my own stunts. 286 00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:19,769 What? No. 287 00:09:19,936 --> 00:09:21,104 You don't think I'm tough enough? 288 00:09:21,271 --> 00:09:23,690 No, I-- that's what Doug is for. For exactly these things. 289 00:09:23,857 --> 00:09:25,525 You think I need Doug? 290 00:09:25,692 --> 00:09:27,152 Absolutely. 291 00:09:27,319 --> 00:09:30,322 Maybe I don't. Maybe I don't need Doug. 292 00:09:32,324 --> 00:09:33,450 I think he just heard you. 293 00:09:37,162 --> 00:09:38,204 Hey, Doug. 294 00:09:39,414 --> 00:09:40,832 I'm gonna go talk to Doug. 295 00:09:42,208 --> 00:09:43,376 Kevin. 296 00:09:43,543 --> 00:09:45,962 Hey, there he is. 297 00:09:46,129 --> 00:09:47,214 My guy. 298 00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:50,842 Oh, oh. [laughs] 299 00:09:51,009 --> 00:09:52,928 Yeah, you ain't gonna believe this shit. 300 00:09:53,094 --> 00:09:54,095 I'm talking to Jordan. 301 00:09:54,262 --> 00:09:56,014 I just found out Jordan sent her stunt double home. 302 00:09:56,181 --> 00:09:57,807 You know what she's trying to do. 303 00:09:57,974 --> 00:09:58,975 You know exactly what she's trying to do. 304 00:09:59,142 --> 00:10:01,269 She's trying to show me up and I'm not going to have that. 305 00:10:01,436 --> 00:10:03,939 I can't have that. I'm Kevin Hart, right? 306 00:10:04,105 --> 00:10:06,107 [Kevin laughs] 307 00:10:06,274 --> 00:10:07,567 So here's the thing, right? 308 00:10:07,734 --> 00:10:09,986 Let's get into this relationship, 309 00:10:10,153 --> 00:10:11,321 because it's one of the best that I've ever had. 310 00:10:11,488 --> 00:10:13,031 How long have you been with me, man? 311 00:10:13,198 --> 00:10:14,366 Damn, that long huh? 312 00:10:14,532 --> 00:10:16,076 It's been a long time. 313 00:10:16,243 --> 00:10:19,120 I know you're gonna be fine and it's time for you fly, right? 314 00:10:19,287 --> 00:10:20,997 [Kevin] So with that being said, 315 00:10:21,164 --> 00:10:22,999 uh, we're done. 316 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:26,127 I'm, I'm gonna go ahead and-- Is it-- Is fired the word? 317 00:10:26,294 --> 00:10:27,712 I guess-- I guess it is fired. 318 00:10:27,879 --> 00:10:29,756 So I'm gonna fire you, but in a-- 319 00:10:29,923 --> 00:10:32,884 but in a dope way to where we're still cool. 320 00:10:33,051 --> 00:10:35,136 Imma-- Imma gonna go and, uh, get ready. 321 00:10:36,263 --> 00:10:37,764 My guy. 322 00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:40,475 - It's stunt time. - Kevin, this is terrible idea. 323 00:10:40,642 --> 00:10:42,143 It's stunt time. 324 00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:44,396 Listen, I'm not trying to show you off. 325 00:10:44,563 --> 00:10:46,523 Hey, enough Jordan. 326 00:10:46,690 --> 00:10:49,693 It's all good, Mr. Action Star. 327 00:10:54,114 --> 00:10:56,199 [gasps] Doug. 328 00:10:56,366 --> 00:10:59,244 [dramatic music playing]