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- [upbeat music playing on laptop]
- Ooh.
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Oh! [laughs]
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Hi! I didn't see you there.
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I'm Cassy Wight,
and I specialize in distressed properties.
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I can sell your house
no matter what problems it has.
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- [smile dings]
- [audience laughs]
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I think my house is haunted
by Civil War ghosts.
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From the wrong side.
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I can sell that house!
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[audience laughs]
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My house has a family of raccoons
squatting in it,
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and they know their rights.
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I can sell that house!
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[audience laughs]
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I blew up my garage
trying to deep fry a turkey.
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I can sell that house!
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[audience laughs]
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I can sell your house
if it used to be a Chili's To Go
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or if it was built over a coyote cemetery,
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or any of the following:
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[audience laughs]
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♪ Make it classy
And call Cassy ♪
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♪ Cassy Wight sellz properties
Serving all of Tampa Bay ♪
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Will travel outside of Tampa Bay.
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- [smile dings]
- [audience laughs]
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So, what did you think of my commercial?
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Really great, Mom.
I can't believe you made it yourself.
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You're even better
than my favorite actress,
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Flo from Progressive.
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[audience laughs]
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I have a couple of notes.
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Is it too late to change your outfit?
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- Yes?
- Then I love that outfit.
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- Awesome job, Mom.
- [audience laughs]
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[bells ding]
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[upbeat pop opening credits playing]
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[music fades]
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[Mandy] Mom, I really liked your ad.
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It's awesome you're giving visibility
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to a woman-run business.
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Yeah, it's kinda like when KFC
let Reba McEntire play The Colonel.
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- [audience laughs]
- Oh, my God,
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Mandy, do you want me to make an ad
for your presidential campaign?
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- No.
- [audience laughs]
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Okay, little miss Rotten Tomatoes
over here.
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- [audience laughs]
- No, it's great.
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It's just Taylor and I decided
this is gonna be a friendly election.
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No campaigning, no mudslinging.
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[scoffs] Cable news
is gonna hate you guys.
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[audience laughs]
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Wow, check out these headshots.
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Cass, now I know why you married me.
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'Cause I look good.
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[audience laughs]
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Are you sure you're gonna have enough
to sign at Terry's charity event?
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There might be a lot of people there.
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I doubt it.
Terry's terrible at organizing things.
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Like that one time
he threw me a surprise party,
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but I was the first one he invited.
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- [audience laughs]
- This sounds like the best birthday yet.
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I can't believe I missed it.
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We all missed you.
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It was the best day.
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Who is she talking to?
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Alex, her best friend from Minnesota.
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[scoffs] One of those
coat-wearing northerners.
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- [audience laughs]
- [doorbells rings]
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Lola, get the door.
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- I'm on the phone with Alex.
- Lola, get the door.
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Dad, you're closer.
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Hey, unless you got a forklift handy,
I'm not getting off this couch.
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Get the door.
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- [audience laughs]
- [scoffs] I gotta get the door. Hang on.
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- Alex!
- Lola!
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- [audience laughs]
- [Lola and Alex scream hysterically]
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- [continued screaming]
- You can hang up now.
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- [audience laughs]
- [Lola and Alex giggle]
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- What are you doing here?
- [sighs] Your amazing dad flew me out.
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You heard her.
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From now on, I'm known as "Amazing Dad."
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[audience laughs]
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Oh. We changing names?
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From now on,
I want to be called "Frank Thunderbutt."
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[audience laughs]
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Look, I know you've been feeling
a little homesick lately,
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so I thought it'd be kinda nice
if Alex was around for a while.
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- Come to the roof!
- Oh, my God...
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- [both talking over each other]
- [audience laughs]
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[upbeat pop music playing]
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- [music fades]
- Wow!
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This is a pretty good turnout
for an autograph signing.
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"Make it one round with the Big Show
and win a free lifetime gym membership."
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What's going on?
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Hey!
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What do you guys think
of the changes I made to the gym?
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[inhales] You check out my Peloton bike?
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You mean that rusted, '80s exercise bike
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with the iPod Shuffle taped to it?
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[audience laughs]
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Yeah, baby!
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Couple things, Terry.
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One, you spelled "ring" wrong.
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- [audience laughs]
- [Big Show] Also,
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I am absolutely not doing this.
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Oh, come on.
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We came up with another way to raise money
for the Boys and Girls Club.
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What do you mean
"we" came up with another way?
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Well, "we" as in me and...
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- [yells] Me!
- [audience laughs]
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I brought your wrestling onesie.
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[audience laughs]
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It's called a singlet.
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Aw, cute.
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- [audience laughs]
- Isn't it, though?
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Hold onto this.
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Terry, come here a sec.
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I'm not doing this.
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I am not in wrestling shape.
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What if I lose?
You know how embarrassing that would be?
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It'd be like that time
I accidentally ate a piñata.
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I thought it was a confetti cake.
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It wasn't.
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- It was cardboard.
- [audience laughs]
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I ate a cardboard horse.
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- [audience laughs]
- Come on, Dad. It's for the kids.
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And for this kid.
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- [audience laughs]
- And this kid.
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[Big Show] Hmm.
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Okay, for the kids, I'll do it.
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[Terry and JJ scream] Yay!
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- [audience laughs]
- But for the record,
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I'm not wrestling your cousin Todd.
He has a wooden leg.
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[audience laughs]
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Todd, you're out! Hop home!
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[audience laughs]
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[Terry] All right.
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First up, we have Bob from Tampa.
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Okay, let's just assume
that everyone's from Tampa
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and signed a consent waiver.
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I hate paperwork.
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Oh, hey.
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You must be the Big Show's assistant.
Can you send him a message?
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Tell him it's his last day on Earth.
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[audience laughs]
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Take care of that.
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[audience laughs]
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You look like a man
that stopped downloading at 40%.
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[audience laughs]
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Hey, Big Show,
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people will call you the Big Escrow,
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'cause you're gonna be stuck
in the same position for 30 days.
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[audience laughs]
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You're awful confident for a man
who got dropped off by his mom.
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[audience laughs]
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- [bell dings]
- [Bob grunts]
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[struggling] I gotcha.
This is all part of it.
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[audience laughs]
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- [Bob groans]
- [Big Show huffs]
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- [Big Show roars]
- [Bob thuds]
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[crowd oohs]
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[dings bell]
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Winner!
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- [crowd applauds and cheers]
- [yells] Yeah, Bob!
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The Big Escrow
just put you in foreclosure, baby!
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[audience laughs]
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[gruff] Who's next? I'm hungry!
I'm ready to eat!
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Feed me!
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- [audience laughs]
- Next up, Doug from Tampa.
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- [Terry] Doug!
- [audience laughs]
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Doug! Where you going, Doug?
This is your moment!
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[upbeat pop music playing]
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[music fades]
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Principal Crowley,
I know exactly why we're here.
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You heard about our relationship
and you want us to serve as co-presidents.
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We accept.
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- [audience laughs]
- No, I don't follow school gossip.
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I get my fix
with The Real Housewives of Dallas.
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What I wouldn't give
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to throw a dirty peach martini
in one of those plastic faces.
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[audience laughs]
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So, why are we here?
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I rescheduled your debate
that was canceled due to the sinkhole.
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It'll be held after school hours.
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- Parents and quiet siblings welcome.
- [audience laughs]
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No, thank you.
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We're running a modern campaign
that avoids conflict
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of any sort, so we can't debate.
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Well, I can't debate with that.
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[audience laughs]
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JK, I absolutely can. This is mandatory.
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- [audience laughs]
- But I don't want to debate my girl.
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That'd be like making Barack
debate Michelle.
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- Michelle would crush him.
- Michelle would win.
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- [audience laughs]
- Don't worry, Taylor. I've got a plan.
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And thanks to Weight Watchers,
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I've got seven almonds
to snack on in the break room. Points!
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[audience laughs]
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- [door closes]
- Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
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Instead of disagreeing onstage,
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we'll simply compliment each other.
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What an amazing idea!
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How'd I do?
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- [audience laughs]
- Perfect. We're gonna show the students,
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the parents, no, the world...
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how to have a healthy political discourse.
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Sweet.
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Then I'll show the whole world
how I can fly.
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Taylor, for the last time, you can't fly.
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Yet.
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[audience laughs]
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[upbeat pop music playing]
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[music fades]
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[giggles] And when Jess got her license,
we finally did it. We...
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[both]...road tripped
to the Iowa State Fair!
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- Tell me every deep-fried thing you ate.
- [scoffs]
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Butter, Oreos, pickles... [gasps]
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a funnel cake in the shape of Bruno Mars.
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- [audience laughs]
- [sighs] I'm so jelly!
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We also had deep-fried jelly!
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- [audience laughs]
- Modern deep fry technology
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is just getting better and better
every year.
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- [audience laughs]
- Oh, and peep this.
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For prom, we're all getting
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giant '80s prom dresses!
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[squeals] Mine's the bright orange one.
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[exhales] Shut the front door!
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- [audience laughs]
- Getting '80s prom dresses was my idea!
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When I moved, I didn't think
about everything I'd be missing out on.
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Well, at least you have
amazing weather here,
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and you live in a magical paradise
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where Ed Hardy hats
never went out of style.
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- [both giggle]
- [audience laughs]
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Wow,
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there's a lot of laughter
coming from here.
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Are you guys watching Grace and Frankie?
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[audience laughs]
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Tomlin gets all the love,
but don't sleep on Fonda.
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- [audience laughs]
- What's up? You need something?
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Yes.
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It's very important.
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I want my face painted like a cat.
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Why do you want a cat face?
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Because I'm eight.
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- [scoffs] This one.
- [audience laughs]
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[upbeat pop music plays, then fades]
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- Man, isn't this great?
- [exhales]
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I'm having a blast.
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I forgot how much fun it was
to throw a full human man out of the ring.
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- [audience laughs]
- I feel reborn,
250
00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:10,216
- like a beefy big bearded baby!
- [audience laughs]
251
00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:14,262
I can't believe how many people showed up.
252
00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:17,348
There's so many people using the gym
I might finally have to clean it.
253
00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:18,683
You don't clean the gym?
254
00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:20,351
No, I clean it with Roomba.
255
00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:21,477
That's what I call my dog
256
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,997
when I tie wet wipes on his feet
and lead him around the room.
257
00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:25,147
[audience laughs]
258
00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,608
[laughs] Hey, check this out.
259
00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,860
I posted pictures of you
to the gym's Insta.
260
00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,654
Whoo, it is blowing up!
261
00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:33,072
They're leaving comments.
262
00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:35,259
"Big Show looks like
when he first started wrestling."
263
00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:36,283
[Terry] Mm-hmm.
264
00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:38,619
"I miss the Big Show."
Look at that one right there.
265
00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:41,080
"I'm so proud of my Polly Pocket."
266
00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:41,998
Oh... [sighs]
267
00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,081
That's my mom.
268
00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,292
- [audience laughs]
- Oh?
269
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,960
She's new on Instagram.
270
00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:49,672
She writes the word "like"
under each and every one of my posts.
271
00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:50,755
[audience laughs]
272
00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,443
You know, It's a bummer
this charity event has to end today.
273
00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:54,343
It's been so much fun!
274
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,178
Well, maybe it doesn't have to end.
275
00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,662
These people want the Big Show,
let's give them the Big Show.
276
00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,309
Aw... That's my Polly Pocket!
277
00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:02,685
[audience laughs]
278
00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:04,937
- I will never do that again.
- [exhales]
279
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,021
[audience laughs]
280
00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:07,148
[laughing] Call me!
281
00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:10,443
If I can sell a haunted house,
I can sell one with too many toilets
282
00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:11,966
- and no windows.
- [audience laughs]
283
00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,947
Is that another client?
That's like your seventh one today!
284
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:17,366
I know!
This commercial is working too well.
285
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,076
They played it during Jeopardy!
286
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,120
[inhales sharply] Who is I am blowing up?
287
00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:23,473
- It's me. I'm the one who's blowing up.
- [audience laughs]
288
00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:25,937
Hey, Show, we got a big line here.
Wanna hop back in the ring?
289
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,294
Yeah. Look, I'm gonna have to meet you
at Mandy's debate.
290
00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:30,814
I have a line out the door
and I don't wanna let my fans down.
291
00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,506
Okay, sweetie, but don't be late.
292
00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:33,590
- I won't.
- [kisses]
293
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,635
- Hey, Terry.
- Yeah?
294
00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:36,719
We gotta hurry up, man.
295
00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,638
- And we need to make it tougher.
- Ooh.
296
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,389
We need to turn out the lights!
297
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,473
[audience laughs]
298
00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,601
Yeah, I see you, Lucha Libre.
299
00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,478
We gonna see what's under that mask.
300
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:46,729
[audience laughs]
301
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,105
[upbeat pop music playing]
302
00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,693
- [music fades]
- Why are we indoors?
303
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:53,819
This is Florida.
304
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,781
- School should also be water parks.
- [audience laughs]
305
00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:59,867
That reminds me, do you want my parkas?
I don't need them.
306
00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,577
I got no place to parka them.
307
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,037
- [audience laughs]
- [Alex laughs]
308
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,331
You get me, and I miss you for that.
309
00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:09,126
Hey, maybe you will need
those parkas soon.
310
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,921
Look, I was thinking
about what you said
311
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:12,838
on the roof.
312
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:16,425
It's not fair that you're missing prom
and so many other things.
313
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,635
Alex, stop.
314
00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:19,845
You know I'm already FOMO-ing
at the mouth.
315
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,765
- [audience laughs]
- Okay, uh... I know this sounds crazy,
316
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:23,932
but...
317
00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:27,019
maybe you can live with us
for the rest of high school.
318
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,563
Wait, I don't understand.
How would that even work?
319
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,232
We have an extra room in my house.
320
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:34,110
My brother finally moved out
for his 30th birthday.
321
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,404
- [audience laughs]
- Part of me would love that idea,
322
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:37,655
but wouldn't it be weird?
323
00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:41,158
No! You've been sleeping over at my house
since we were seven.
324
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:42,660
You should be home
325
00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,412
doing all this stuff with us.
326
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,706
Do you want me to ask my mom?
327
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,332
Oh, my God, I love Fran!
328
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,416
[chuckles]
329
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,587
Okay. Yeah, ask your mom.
330
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:54,671
[squeals]
331
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,006
[indistinct chatter]
332
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,551
- [audience] Aw...
- [Cassy] Okay.
333
00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:01,262
I mean, obviously, I'm gonna shoot
this whole debate. [chuckles]
334
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:05,474
You know, once you're a filmmaker like me,
stuff just looks clearer through a lens.
335
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,558
[audience laughs]
336
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:09,186
Welcome, children and parents.
337
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,479
- [crowd cheers]
- Not yet.
338
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,106
- [audience laughs]
- Not yet.
339
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,774
First candidates up
340
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,735
are running for Lower School President.
341
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:16,938
- [crowd cheering]
- Not yet.
342
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,154
- [audience laughs]
- Not yet.
343
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,947
Reminder, no gum allowed.
344
00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:22,950
It's gross, and why chew something
you have to remove from your mouth
345
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,593
- with your fingers?
- [audience laughs]
346
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,078
Glad I got that off my chest.
347
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:29,457
[chuckles] Okay, please welcome
Taylor Swift and Mandy Wight!
348
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,251
This is your time, people.
349
00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:34,044
- [audience laughs]
- [crowd applauds]
350
00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:41,761
First question to Mandy:
What are your plans for Spirit Days?
351
00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:45,723
I'll use the Spirit Day budget
to take the school picture with a drone.
352
00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:47,266
That way, we don't leave anyone out.
353
00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,786
- I've got your back, Janitor Lance.
- [audience laughs]
354
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,145
Your rebuttal, Taylor?
355
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:52,313
Don't have one.
356
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,733
I think that's a great plan.
Janitor Lance knows what's up.
357
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,401
[crowd applauds softly]
358
00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,237
- Wow, riveting start.
- [audience laughs]
359
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:03,449
My Spirit Day plan
is to spell "Garvey Prep" in gasoline
360
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:04,700
in front of the school
361
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,951
and light it on fire.
362
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:09,997
That way it'll be burned into the grass,
and it will be Spirit Day every day.
363
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,291
- [audience laughs]
- Mandy, do you have a rebuttal?
364
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:16,045
This should be easy because Taylor
is basically just pitching arson.
365
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:19,006
- [audience laughs]
- I think that idea is straight fire.
366
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,968
Okay, this is boring.
367
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,469
[audience laughs]
368
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,223
Okay, next question.
How do both of you plan...
369
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,351
Sorry. Excuse me,
If I could slide in here... Oh...
370
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:33,020
Sorry about your phone.
[stammers] I'll buy you a new one, sir.
371
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,438
- [audience laughs]
- Pardon me.
372
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,607
- [chairs thudding]
- Oh. Hi. Nice bag.
373
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:38,317
- [audience laughs]
- All right. [sighs]
374
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,612
- Sorry, [strained] excuse me. Thank you.
- [audience laughs]
375
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:43,864
- [exhales deeply]
- Oh!
376
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,428
- [audience laughs]
- What did I miss?
377
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,577
So far,
it's been a very boring, polite debate.
378
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,021
- [Big Show] Mm.
- [Crowley scoffs]
379
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,372
So much agreeing.
380
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:54,583
This is like when my sister
dragged me to the Unitarian church.
381
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,147
- [audience laughs]
- Let's skip to closing statements. Taylor.
382
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:58,838
In closing,
383
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,590
I'd like to announce
a new cafeteria initiative.
384
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,968
[hushed] Uh, Taylor,
we didn't discuss this.
385
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:05,636
I know. I just came up with it.
386
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:08,222
We should replace the salad bar
387
00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:10,182
in the cafeteria with a candy bar.
388
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,306
- [audience laughs]
- Instead of lettuce, Twizzlers.
389
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,311
Instead of carrots, M&Ms.
390
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:17,857
And instead of tomatoes,
[shouting] full size Snickers!
391
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:18,940
[crowd cheering]
392
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,738
Mandy, do you agree with this plan?
393
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:29,869
Uh... You know, that sounds fun,
though it might be a little unhealthy.
394
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:30,952
Thank you, Mandy.
395
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,370
Wait, what?
396
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,220
[stammers] Are you shooting down my idea?
397
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,248
[crowd oohs]
398
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:36,959
Ooh... Drama.
399
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,837
Someone make me
a dirty peach martini, stat.
400
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,065
- [audience laughs]
- You're embarrassing me in public.
401
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:44,383
- Taylor, I didn't mean to.
- Okay, then take it back.
402
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:45,759
I... [sighs]
403
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:48,804
I can't.
404
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,723
The job of Lower School President
405
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:51,966
is to consider the well-being
406
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,267
of all the students,
407
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,769
and that is exactly what I intend to do.
408
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,396
[crowd cheers and applauds]
409
00:14:59,106 --> 00:14:59,940
Wow.
410
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,484
I guess if you're not with me,
then I'm not with you.
411
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,105
Taylor, what are you saying?
412
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,863
[stammers] I'm saying we're breaking up.
413
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,532
[Crowley] Taylor Swift,
414
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,242
not the time or place.
415
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:13,120
And we're never ever
getting back together.
416
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,330
[crowd gasps]
417
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,413
Wow.
418
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,167
He really stuck the landing.
419
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,460
[audience laughs]
420
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:20,586
[mellow music playing]
421
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:22,922
[music fades]
422
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,965
Hey, JJ, can you hand me the...
Oh, God,
423
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,276
- your face!
- [audience laughs]
424
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,426
It's a cat face.
425
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:29,845
- Where?
- [audience laughs]
426
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:34,266
I figured I have to learn
how to do my own face painting, since...
427
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,228
my friend who usually does it
is moving away.
428
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,440
Oh. Why is your friend moving away?
429
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,651
She thinks her life is better
430
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:44,734
with her other friends,
431
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,695
but I really need her here.
432
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,616
Mom, would you make me one of your videos
to convince her to stay?
433
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:52,451
Okay, well, first of all, they're films.
434
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:53,577
[audience laughs]
435
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,537
And secondly,
436
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,373
I don't think they work like that.
437
00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:01,418
But they're so awesome!
I really think it could make a difference.
438
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:04,004
It is kinda the purpose of art, isn't it?
439
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,607
- [audience laughs]
- Okay, let's do it.
440
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,924
- [chuckles]
- Yay!
441
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,009
So, I can't pay you in cash,
442
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:11,553
but I can give you coupons
for hugs and kisses.
443
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,973
Aw. Can I get one of those hugs and kisses
right now?
444
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,558
Let's shoot a couple of pages
and see how it goes.
445
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,642
[audience laughs]
446
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,395
[upbeat pop music playing]
447
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:21,981
[music fades]
448
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:24,900
- Hey.
- Hey.
449
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,528
Oh. What's all this? Wait.
450
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:32,700
Are you going through all your ideas
for merchandise the WWE rejected again?
451
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:33,784
- [audience laughs]
- No.
452
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,829
This is merchandise
the WWE wouldn't let me sell
453
00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:38,664
because they didn't see my vision.
454
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,666
- [audience laughs]
- Oh, yes, your vision.
455
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:41,875
Okay. [clear throat]
456
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,253
[clicks tongue] My hair dryer,
the Big Blow.
457
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,504
[audience laughs]
458
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:49,133
My socks with my face on it, the Big Toe.
459
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,426
[audience laughs]
460
00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,636
Okay, let's not forget...
461
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,014
my night light,
462
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,474
- the Big Glow.
- [audience laughs]
463
00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:00,019
You know, I haven't seen you this happy
since you realized
464
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,542
there was a calculator
on your phone.
465
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:02,813
So convenient.
466
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:03,896
[audience laughs]
467
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,194
- Hey, guys. Do you have a minute?
- [Cassy] Hey.
468
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,986
Oh... Are we going through the merch
469
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,320
that the WWE rejected?
470
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,656
- Didn't see my vision.
- [audience laughs]
471
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:16,577
I was hoping I could talk to you guys
about something Alex had brought up.
472
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,258
[breathless] The election results are in!
473
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,007
Can someone look at the email?
I can't look!
474
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,874
Okay. Uh... Let's see.
475
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:25,020
- "This year's Lower School President..."
- No, don't tell me. I don't wanna know.
476
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,628
- Okay.
- No, no, no! Tell me!
477
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,898
- "This year's president is..."
- No, no, no, don't do it!
478
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:29,923
[audience laughs]
479
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:30,841
Okay.
480
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:33,218
- You just read it, but don't tell me.
- [audience laughs]
481
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,014
Oh, my God! What does it say?
482
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,223
The winner is...
483
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:39,808
- Oh!
- Sorry!
484
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,892
[audience laughs]
485
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:42,853
[frantic] Oh, my God, I won!
486
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,188
Yay!
487
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,773
- I'm so proud of you!
- Oh, my gosh!
488
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:46,857
Wow! This is...
489
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:49,776
This is great.
490
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,027
Really great.
491
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,322
[stammers] I'm gonna go celebrate upstairs
by myself.
492
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,481
Yeah, I'm gonna go check on her.
493
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,162
Wait, you wanted to talk to us?
494
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,645
Oh, I can do it later.
I should go with you to talk to Mandy.
495
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,333
[mellow music playing]
496
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:13,592
Hey, Madam President.
497
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,343
How you doing?
498
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,680
He broke up with me
in front of the whole school.
499
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,390
I'm so embarrassed.
500
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,642
No, honey, don't be.
501
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,269
The most important thing
is that you stood up for yourself,
502
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,396
and you didn't make yourself small
for somebody.
503
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,690
You should have seen yourself
at that debate.
504
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,959
- You didn't back down.
- Nope.
505
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,652
You were fierce and inspirational.
506
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,862
That does make me feel better.
507
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,114
I'm almost ready
508
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,616
to change into my Kerry Washington
celebratory pantsuit.
509
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,243
- [audience laughs]
- The only scandal
510
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:40,828
is how stylish I look.
511
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,454
- Ooh...
- Good!
512
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,206
You're Lower School President.
513
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,499
I'm so proud of you.
514
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,000
You should be proud, too.
515
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:47,918
I am.
516
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,480
This whole Taylor thing made me forget
what I've always wanted.
517
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:55,384
Yep, you have wanted to be president
way before you ever met Mr. Taylor Swift.
518
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,151
- Still sounds weird.
- [audience laughs]
519
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:58,719
You know what?
520
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,681
I'm not gonna stop at president.
521
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,852
Next year,
I am going to run for School Ambassador.
522
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:07,020
They get to represent the school
in Tallahassee.
523
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,648
Our current ambassador
is Kevin David Perry,
524
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,942
and I can crush him.
525
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,694
His name is Kevin David?
526
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,320
Yeah, but he goes by KD.
527
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,447
Wait, KD Perry?
528
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,616
- [audience laughs]
- Excuse me one second.
529
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,160
[screams]
530
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,244
[audience laughs]
531
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,454
[exhales] That was some good work
up there.
532
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,331
Just following your lead.
533
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:30,002
[chuckles] You know, Mandy is so lucky
to have her big sister here.
534
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,461
In fact, we all are.
535
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:33,629
Uh...
536
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,382
- Thanks.
- Oh!
537
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,069
Hey, since you're here,
can you check something out for me?
538
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:41,805
JJ asked me to make a film for her friend
who's thinking of moving.
539
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,141
- She did?
- Yeah.
540
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,227
Why don't you check it out?
I think you might like it.
541
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,187
[clicks]
542
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,039
- [soft music plays]
- Since you're going away,
543
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,773
I'll miss all the big events in your life,
544
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,318
so I made you a video
that you can play
545
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:55,569
during all those times.
546
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,028
[blows horn]
547
00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,281
Happy 21st birthday!
548
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:02,159
I'm so jealous you get to gamble
in every state.
549
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,021
- [audience laughs]
- [blows horn]
550
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:05,412
Wow!
551
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,289
You graduated from Harvard!
552
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:08,415
I can't believe
553
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,834
- you majored in robot time travel.
- [audience laughs]
554
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,254
Lady, I love your house on Mars.
555
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,131
Or as you say,
556
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,095
- "Beep boop bop beep beep!"
- [audience laughs]
557
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:22,471
Congratulations on the birth
of your new child, JJ Junior!
558
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:25,515
I'm gonna call her "Triple J"!
559
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,362
[Cassy on tape] Anything else
you wanna say?
560
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:29,895
I miss you already.
561
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,773
Thank you for showing this to me.
562
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:34,399
Sure.
563
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,611
[takes breath] But, please,
do not show this to anyone else, okay?
564
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:38,934
I mean, it's not the final cut.
565
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:40,822
As soon as I score it
with some Beatles songs,
566
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,032
this baby's gonna pop.
567
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:43,158
[audience laughs]
568
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,243
[upbeat music playing]
569
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:47,703
- [music fades]
- Wow!
570
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,122
This crowd looks very put together
571
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,416
for a mid-afternoon,
non-sanctioned wrestling event.
572
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,340
- [audience laughs]
- This is so great for Dad.
573
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,962
I've never seen him happier.
574
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,756
And I have seen him ride a Clydesdale
at Busch Gardens.
575
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,007
[audience laughs]
576
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:01,802
I can't believe
this is the last day. [sighs]
577
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,762
He's really gonna miss this.
578
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:05,471
- [phone chimes]
- Oh.
579
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,891
- Another client?
- Yeah, I'm getting so many people
580
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:11,019
wanting to talk to me,
they're now just sliding into my DMs.
581
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,896
This is how Channing Tatum must feel.
582
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,791
- [audience laughs]
- It's so great you're busy.
583
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,734
Honestly, it's a little stressful.
It's a lot to juggle.
584
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,654
Girl, just focus on the work
for right now.
585
00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:22,406
Let Dad handle the home stuff.
586
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:23,656
He's retired.
587
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:26,159
It's time for the women
in our house to shine.
588
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:29,037
No, the women in America to shine.
589
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,581
Wow, I do sound presidential.
590
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:32,749
[audience laughs]
591
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:36,795
Where's Alex?
592
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:39,006
She went home.
Her flight left an hour ago.
593
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:43,302
Oh. And will you be seeing Alex
or her stupid home anytime soon?
594
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,721
I'm not going back to Minnesota, JJers.
595
00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:48,181
This is my home. You're my home.
596
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:51,101
- [audience] Aw...
- But aren't you worried about your prom
597
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:53,603
where you dress up in clothes
from the 1880s?
598
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,398
- I think you mean 1980s.
- [JJ] Eh.
599
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:58,150
1880s, 1980s...
600
00:21:58,233 --> 00:22:00,319
All sounds the same to me
'cause I'm so young.
601
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:01,403
[audience laughs]
602
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:04,239
It's more important to me
that I don't miss any big events with you.
603
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,533
Or Mandy, or Cass, or Dad.
604
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:08,410
There's nowhere else I wanna be.
605
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,541
The video worked!
606
00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:15,624
[Cassy exhales]
607
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,960
It's a film, sweetie.
608
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:18,253
[audience laughs]
609
00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:22,215
Ladies and gentlemen!
610
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,717
[crowd applauds]
611
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,010
Put your hands together
612
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,762
and make it loud,
613
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,514
because we are live streaming this!
Come on, make it loud!
614
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:30,766
[crowd cheers]
615
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:31,849
And here he is,
616
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:34,269
for his final match,
617
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,021
The Big Show!
618
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:37,874
- [steam hisses]
- ["The Big Show" theme plays]
619
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,775
♪ It's The Big Show ♪
620
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:40,984
[continued cheering]
621
00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:45,151
[gruff yelling] Yeah!
That's what I'm talking about!
622
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,784
This is the outfit
he always wanted to wear,
623
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:51,328
but the WWE never let him because they...
624
00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:53,830
- [audience laughs]
- [all together] Didn't see his vision.
625
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,290
[roars]
626
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,209
[Cassy] Go, baby!
627
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,796
Okay, coming into the ring
are two big dudes
628
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,756
whose names I was too scared to ask for.
629
00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:03,924
[audience laughs]
630
00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:05,258
- [bell dinging]
- [crowd boos]
631
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:06,968
- [floor rattling]
- [arm thudding]
632
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,930
Oh, no! Oh, no! Show's in trouble!
633
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,015
Oh no! He's fighting back!
634
00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:13,659
- Oh, he's fighting back!
- [crowd yells]
635
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:14,683
[head thuds]
636
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:16,645
[Terry] There he goes! He's coming back!
637
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:17,813
[Big Show grunts]
638
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:19,856
There he is! Oh, he's gonna do the move!
639
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,566
- The chokeslam!
- [body thuds]
640
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,610
- [crowd cheering]
- [screaming] Whoo!
641
00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:28,116
- [yelling] That's my dad! Yeah!
- [Cassy laughs]
642
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:29,616
[screams]
643
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:32,953
Show, we love you!
644
00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:34,036
I love you!
645
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,122
We miss you, man!
646
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:37,958
I don't know you, so I don't miss you,
but thanks!
647
00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:40,210
- [audience laughs]
- Show, will you autograph my back?
648
00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:42,796
No, but thank you regardless!
649
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:45,149
- [audience laughs]
- Show, will you come back to wrestling?
650
00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:46,258
[crowd chanting] Come back!
651
00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:48,802
Come back! Come back! Come back!
652
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:51,721
- Come back! Come back!
- You know what? Yeah!
653
00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:54,057
I'm gonna tell you
before I tell anyone else!
654
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,935
The Big Show is going back to the WWE!
655
00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:58,562
The Big Show is back, baby!
656
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,480
- [crowd cheers]
- [Big Show] Yeah!
657
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,441
Hey!
658
00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:06,445
Did you just say
you're going back to the WWE?
659
00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:09,448
Good point, it is loud in here.
I need to get it on the livestream.
660
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:12,742
All right, you heard me!
661
00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:15,745
- The Big Show's back, baby! Whoo!
- [continued cheering]
662
00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:21,672
So, what do you think? Celebrate?
What do you say we go get a party sub?
663
00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:26,047
Or party pizza. I mean, you know what?
Any kind of party food's good for me.
664
00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:28,925
Read the room, bruh.
665
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:32,679
- [audience laughs]
- Wait, you guys did not just love that?
666
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:36,183
I mean, if you didn't like it,
just tell me.
667
00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:39,102
I mean, you can say something.
668
00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:43,273
Say something 'cause I can hear
my own heartbeat and it's freaking me out.
669
00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:44,691
[audience laughs]
670
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,195
[mellow closing credits playing]
671
00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:20,560
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