1 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:10,984 - [upbeat music playing on laptop] - Ooh. 2 00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:12,928 Oh! [laughs] 3 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,639 Hi! I didn't see you there. 4 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:18,518 I'm Cassy Wight, and I specialize in distressed properties. 5 00:00:18,601 --> 00:00:21,938 I can sell your house no matter what problems it has. 6 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,332 - [smile dings] - [audience laughs] 7 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:27,235 I think my house is haunted by Civil War ghosts. 8 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:29,029 From the wrong side. 9 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:31,072 I can sell that house! 10 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:32,156 [audience laughs] 11 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:34,743 My house has a family of raccoons squatting in it, 12 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,244 and they know their rights. 13 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:38,204 I can sell that house! 14 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:39,122 [audience laughs] 15 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:42,292 I blew up my garage trying to deep fry a turkey. 16 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,627 I can sell that house! 17 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:45,711 [audience laughs] 18 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:48,965 I can sell your house if it used to be a Chili's To Go 19 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,259 or if it was built over a coyote cemetery, 20 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:53,470 or any of the following: 21 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:54,804 [audience laughs] 22 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:58,099 ♪ Make it classy And call Cassy ♪ 23 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:01,853 ♪ Cassy Wight sellz properties Serving all of Tampa Bay ♪ 24 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:03,480 Will travel outside of Tampa Bay. 25 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,356 - [smile dings] - [audience laughs] 26 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,540 So, what did you think of my commercial? 27 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:10,361 Really great, Mom. I can't believe you made it yourself. 28 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,614 You're even better than my favorite actress, 29 00:01:12,697 --> 00:01:13,948 Flo from Progressive. 30 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:15,032 [audience laughs] 31 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,493 I have a couple of notes. 32 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,162 Is it too late to change your outfit? 33 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:21,081 - Yes? - Then I love that outfit. 34 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:23,083 - Awesome job, Mom. - [audience laughs] 35 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:24,626 [bells ding] 36 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:27,629 [upbeat pop opening credits playing] 37 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:29,464 [music fades] 38 00:01:29,547 --> 00:01:31,091 [Mandy] Mom, I really liked your ad. 39 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:32,654 It's awesome you're giving visibility 40 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:34,135 to a woman-run business. 41 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:38,014 Yeah, it's kinda like when KFC let Reba McEntire play The Colonel. 42 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,849 - [audience laughs] - Oh, my God, 43 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,573 Mandy, do you want me to make an ad for your presidential campaign? 44 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:44,145 - No. - [audience laughs] 45 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:46,397 Okay, little miss Rotten Tomatoes over here. 46 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:47,875 - [audience laughs] - No, it's great. 47 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:50,735 It's just Taylor and I decided this is gonna be a friendly election. 48 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:52,862 No campaigning, no mudslinging. 49 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,864 [scoffs] Cable news is gonna hate you guys. 50 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:55,990 [audience laughs] 51 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,159 Wow, check out these headshots. 52 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:00,411 Cass, now I know why you married me. 53 00:02:01,412 --> 00:02:02,664 'Cause I look good. 54 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:03,748 [audience laughs] 55 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:07,090 Are you sure you're gonna have enough to sign at Terry's charity event? 56 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:08,648 There might be a lot of people there. 57 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:11,214 I doubt it. Terry's terrible at organizing things. 58 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,383 Like that one time he threw me a surprise party, 59 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:15,009 but I was the first one he invited. 60 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:17,404 - [audience laughs] - This sounds like the best birthday yet. 61 00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:18,548 I can't believe I missed it. 62 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:19,806 We all missed you. 63 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:21,349 It was the best day. 64 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,143 Who is she talking to? 65 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:25,353 Alex, her best friend from Minnesota. 66 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:28,648 [scoffs] One of those coat-wearing northerners. 67 00:02:28,731 --> 00:02:30,441 - [audience laughs] - [doorbells rings] 68 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:31,609 Lola, get the door. 69 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:33,862 - I'm on the phone with Alex. - Lola, get the door. 70 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:35,071 Dad, you're closer. 71 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,907 Hey, unless you got a forklift handy, I'm not getting off this couch. 72 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:38,825 Get the door. 73 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:41,870 - [audience laughs] - [scoffs] I gotta get the door. Hang on. 74 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,249 - Alex! - Lola! 75 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:50,128 - [audience laughs] - [Lola and Alex scream hysterically] 76 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:52,345 - [continued screaming] - You can hang up now. 77 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,309 - [audience laughs] - [Lola and Alex giggle] 78 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:58,094 - What are you doing here? - [sighs] Your amazing dad flew me out. 79 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,012 You heard her. 80 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:01,681 From now on, I'm known as "Amazing Dad." 81 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:02,849 [audience laughs] 82 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,642 Oh. We changing names? 83 00:03:05,059 --> 00:03:08,021 From now on, I want to be called "Frank Thunderbutt." 84 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:09,438 [audience laughs] 85 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:11,928 Look, I know you've been feeling a little homesick lately, 86 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:14,819 so I thought it'd be kinda nice if Alex was around for a while. 87 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:16,404 - Come to the roof! - Oh, my God... 88 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:18,990 - [both talking over each other] - [audience laughs] 89 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:25,205 [upbeat pop music playing] 90 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:29,542 - [music fades] - Wow! 91 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:32,170 This is a pretty good turnout for an autograph signing. 92 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:37,258 "Make it one round with the Big Show and win a free lifetime gym membership." 93 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:38,718 What's going on? 94 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:39,886 Hey! 95 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:42,305 What do you guys think of the changes I made to the gym? 96 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:44,098 [inhales] You check out my Peloton bike? 97 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:46,643 You mean that rusted, '80s exercise bike 98 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,269 with the iPod Shuffle taped to it? 99 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:49,771 [audience laughs] 100 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:50,897 Yeah, baby! 101 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,232 Couple things, Terry. 102 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:54,442 One, you spelled "ring" wrong. 103 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:56,003 - [audience laughs] - [Big Show] Also, 104 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:58,613 I am absolutely not doing this. 105 00:03:58,696 --> 00:03:59,739 Oh, come on. 106 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:02,664 We came up with another way to raise money for the Boys and Girls Club. 107 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:05,041 What do you mean "we" came up with another way? 108 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:06,996 Well, "we" as in me and... 109 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,581 - [yells] Me! - [audience laughs] 110 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:12,252 I brought your wrestling onesie. 111 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:13,335 [audience laughs] 112 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:16,714 It's called a singlet. 113 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:18,633 Aw, cute. 114 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:20,236 - [audience laughs] - Isn't it, though? 115 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:21,468 Hold onto this. 116 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:23,096 Terry, come here a sec. 117 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:24,847 I'm not doing this. 118 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,349 I am not in wrestling shape. 119 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:28,810 What if I lose? You know how embarrassing that would be? 120 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,021 It'd be like that time I accidentally ate a piñata. 121 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,023 I thought it was a confetti cake. 122 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,107 It wasn't. 123 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:37,068 - It was cardboard. - [audience laughs] 124 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:38,653 I ate a cardboard horse. 125 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:42,031 - [audience laughs] - Come on, Dad. It's for the kids. 126 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,033 And for this kid. 127 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,077 - [audience laughs] - And this kid. 128 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,160 [Big Show] Hmm. 129 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,372 Okay, for the kids, I'll do it. 130 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:50,873 [Terry and JJ scream] Yay! 131 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,518 - [audience laughs] - But for the record, 132 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:54,742 I'm not wrestling your cousin Todd. He has a wooden leg. 133 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:55,878 [audience laughs] 134 00:04:56,587 --> 00:04:57,964 Todd, you're out! Hop home! 135 00:04:58,047 --> 00:04:59,090 [audience laughs] 136 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,091 [Terry] All right. 137 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:03,720 First up, we have Bob from Tampa. 138 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:06,514 Okay, let's just assume that everyone's from Tampa 139 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:07,724 and signed a consent waiver. 140 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:08,641 I hate paperwork. 141 00:05:08,766 --> 00:05:09,600 Oh, hey. 142 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:12,937 You must be the Big Show's assistant. Can you send him a message? 143 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,939 Tell him it's his last day on Earth. 144 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,190 [audience laughs] 145 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:17,859 Take care of that. 146 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:18,943 [audience laughs] 147 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:22,864 You look like a man that stopped downloading at 40%. 148 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:24,073 [audience laughs] 149 00:05:25,074 --> 00:05:26,075 Hey, Big Show, 150 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:29,037 people will call you the Big Escrow, 151 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,206 'cause you're gonna be stuck in the same position for 30 days. 152 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:33,290 [audience laughs] 153 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,503 You're awful confident for a man who got dropped off by his mom. 154 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:38,587 [audience laughs] 155 00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:40,757 - [bell dings] - [Bob grunts] 156 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,301 [struggling] I gotcha. This is all part of it. 157 00:05:43,384 --> 00:05:44,302 [audience laughs] 158 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:45,887 - [Bob groans] - [Big Show huffs] 159 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,098 - [Big Show roars] - [Bob thuds] 160 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,558 [crowd oohs] 161 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:52,393 [dings bell] 162 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:53,353 Winner! 163 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,396 - [crowd applauds and cheers] - [yells] Yeah, Bob! 164 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:59,484 The Big Escrow just put you in foreclosure, baby! 165 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:00,443 [audience laughs] 166 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:03,112 [gruff] Who's next? I'm hungry! I'm ready to eat! 167 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:04,238 Feed me! 168 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:06,162 - [audience laughs] - Next up, Doug from Tampa. 169 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:08,951 - [Terry] Doug! - [audience laughs] 170 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,412 Doug! Where you going, Doug? This is your moment! 171 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,081 [upbeat pop music playing] 172 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,041 [music fades] 173 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:17,543 Principal Crowley, I know exactly why we're here. 174 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:21,547 You heard about our relationship and you want us to serve as co-presidents. 175 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:22,465 We accept. 176 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:25,259 - [audience laughs] - No, I don't follow school gossip. 177 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:28,429 I get my fix with The Real Housewives of Dallas. 178 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:29,597 What I wouldn't give 179 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,767 to throw a dirty peach martini in one of those plastic faces. 180 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:33,851 [audience laughs] 181 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:35,770 So, why are we here? 182 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:39,315 I rescheduled your debate that was canceled due to the sinkhole. 183 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,150 It'll be held after school hours. 184 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,694 - Parents and quiet siblings welcome. - [audience laughs] 185 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:44,612 No, thank you. 186 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:46,989 We're running a modern campaign that avoids conflict 187 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,367 of any sort, so we can't debate. 188 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:50,827 Well, I can't debate with that. 189 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:51,994 [audience laughs] 190 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:54,997 JK, I absolutely can. This is mandatory. 191 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,959 - [audience laughs] - But I don't want to debate my girl. 192 00:06:58,042 --> 00:07:00,378 That'd be like making Barack debate Michelle. 193 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:02,505 - Michelle would crush him. - Michelle would win. 194 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:05,091 - [audience laughs] - Don't worry, Taylor. I've got a plan. 195 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:06,843 And thanks to Weight Watchers, 196 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:10,763 I've got seven almonds to snack on in the break room. Points! 197 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:12,056 [audience laughs] 198 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,809 - [door closes] - Okay, here's what we're gonna do. 199 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,103 Instead of disagreeing onstage, 200 00:07:17,186 --> 00:07:18,604 we'll simply compliment each other. 201 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,148 What an amazing idea! 202 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:21,649 How'd I do? 203 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:24,044 - [audience laughs] - Perfect. We're gonna show the students, 204 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:26,195 the parents, no, the world... 205 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,781 how to have a healthy political discourse. 206 00:07:29,031 --> 00:07:30,031 Sweet. 207 00:07:30,074 --> 00:07:32,535 Then I'll show the whole world how I can fly. 208 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:36,122 Taylor, for the last time, you can't fly. 209 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:37,665 Yet. 210 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:38,958 [audience laughs] 211 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:41,127 [upbeat pop music playing] 212 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:43,254 [music fades] 213 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:46,591 [giggles] And when Jess got her license, we finally did it. We... 214 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:49,177 [both]...road tripped to the Iowa State Fair! 215 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:51,300 - Tell me every deep-fried thing you ate. - [scoffs] 216 00:07:51,345 --> 00:07:53,890 Butter, Oreos, pickles... [gasps] 217 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:57,310 a funnel cake in the shape of Bruno Mars. 218 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,395 - [audience laughs] - [sighs] I'm so jelly! 219 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,105 We also had deep-fried jelly! 220 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:03,041 - [audience laughs] - Modern deep fry technology 221 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:05,318 is just getting better and better every year. 222 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:07,236 - [audience laughs] - Oh, and peep this. 223 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,613 For prom, we're all getting 224 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:11,324 giant '80s prom dresses! 225 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:13,034 [squeals] Mine's the bright orange one. 226 00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:15,369 [exhales] Shut the front door! 227 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:17,813 - [audience laughs] - Getting '80s prom dresses was my idea! 228 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:22,627 When I moved, I didn't think about everything I'd be missing out on. 229 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:25,922 Well, at least you have amazing weather here, 230 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,007 and you live in a magical paradise 231 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:30,676 where Ed Hardy hats never went out of style. 232 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,120 - [both giggle] - [audience laughs] 233 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:33,595 Wow, 234 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:35,765 there's a lot of laughter coming from here. 235 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,808 Are you guys watching Grace and Frankie? 236 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:38,892 [audience laughs] 237 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,604 Tomlin gets all the love, but don't sleep on Fonda. 238 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,727 - [audience laughs] - What's up? You need something? 239 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:44,940 Yes. 240 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,817 It's very important. 241 00:08:47,818 --> 00:08:49,612 I want my face painted like a cat. 242 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,155 Why do you want a cat face? 243 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:53,157 Because I'm eight. 244 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,035 - [scoffs] This one. - [audience laughs] 245 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:58,246 [upbeat pop music plays, then fades] 246 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:00,289 - Man, isn't this great? - [exhales] 247 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:01,791 I'm having a blast. 248 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:05,211 I forgot how much fun it was to throw a full human man out of the ring. 249 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:07,088 - [audience laughs] - I feel reborn, 250 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:10,216 - like a beefy big bearded baby! - [audience laughs] 251 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:14,262 I can't believe how many people showed up. 252 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:17,348 There's so many people using the gym I might finally have to clean it. 253 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:18,683 You don't clean the gym? 254 00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:20,351 No, I clean it with Roomba. 255 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:21,477 That's what I call my dog 256 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,997 when I tie wet wipes on his feet and lead him around the room. 257 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:25,147 [audience laughs] 258 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,608 [laughs] Hey, check this out. 259 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,860 I posted pictures of you to the gym's Insta. 260 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,654 Whoo, it is blowing up! 261 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:33,072 They're leaving comments. 262 00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:35,259 "Big Show looks like when he first started wrestling." 263 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:36,283 [Terry] Mm-hmm. 264 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:38,619 "I miss the Big Show." Look at that one right there. 265 00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:41,080 "I'm so proud of my Polly Pocket." 266 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:41,998 Oh... [sighs] 267 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,081 That's my mom. 268 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,292 - [audience laughs] - Oh? 269 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,960 She's new on Instagram. 270 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:49,672 She writes the word "like" under each and every one of my posts. 271 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:50,755 [audience laughs] 272 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,443 You know, It's a bummer this charity event has to end today. 273 00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:54,343 It's been so much fun! 274 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,178 Well, maybe it doesn't have to end. 275 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,662 These people want the Big Show, let's give them the Big Show. 276 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,309 Aw... That's my Polly Pocket! 277 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:02,685 [audience laughs] 278 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:04,937 - I will never do that again. - [exhales] 279 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,021 [audience laughs] 280 00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:07,148 [laughing] Call me! 281 00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:10,443 If I can sell a haunted house, I can sell one with too many toilets 282 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:11,966 - and no windows. - [audience laughs] 283 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,947 Is that another client? That's like your seventh one today! 284 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:17,366 I know! This commercial is working too well. 285 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,076 They played it during Jeopardy! 286 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,120 [inhales sharply] Who is I am blowing up? 287 00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:23,473 - It's me. I'm the one who's blowing up. - [audience laughs] 288 00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:25,937 Hey, Show, we got a big line here. Wanna hop back in the ring? 289 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,294 Yeah. Look, I'm gonna have to meet you at Mandy's debate. 290 00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:30,814 I have a line out the door and I don't wanna let my fans down. 291 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,506 Okay, sweetie, but don't be late. 292 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:33,590 - I won't. - [kisses] 293 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,635 - Hey, Terry. - Yeah? 294 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:36,719 We gotta hurry up, man. 295 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,638 - And we need to make it tougher. - Ooh. 296 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,389 We need to turn out the lights! 297 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,473 [audience laughs] 298 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,601 Yeah, I see you, Lucha Libre. 299 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,478 We gonna see what's under that mask. 300 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:46,729 [audience laughs] 301 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,105 [upbeat pop music playing] 302 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,693 - [music fades] - Why are we indoors? 303 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:53,819 This is Florida. 304 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,781 - School should also be water parks. - [audience laughs] 305 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:59,867 That reminds me, do you want my parkas? I don't need them. 306 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,577 I got no place to parka them. 307 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,037 - [audience laughs] - [Alex laughs] 308 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,331 You get me, and I miss you for that. 309 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:09,126 Hey, maybe you will need those parkas soon. 310 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,921 Look, I was thinking about what you said 311 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:12,838 on the roof. 312 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:16,425 It's not fair that you're missing prom and so many other things. 313 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,635 Alex, stop. 314 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:19,845 You know I'm already FOMO-ing at the mouth. 315 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,765 - [audience laughs] - Okay, uh... I know this sounds crazy, 316 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:23,932 but... 317 00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:27,019 maybe you can live with us for the rest of high school. 318 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,563 Wait, I don't understand. How would that even work? 319 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,232 We have an extra room in my house. 320 00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:34,110 My brother finally moved out for his 30th birthday. 321 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,404 - [audience laughs] - Part of me would love that idea, 322 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:37,655 but wouldn't it be weird? 323 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:41,158 No! You've been sleeping over at my house since we were seven. 324 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:42,660 You should be home 325 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,412 doing all this stuff with us. 326 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,706 Do you want me to ask my mom? 327 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,332 Oh, my God, I love Fran! 328 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,416 [chuckles] 329 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,587 Okay. Yeah, ask your mom. 330 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:54,671 [squeals] 331 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,006 [indistinct chatter] 332 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,551 - [audience] Aw... - [Cassy] Okay. 333 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:01,262 I mean, obviously, I'm gonna shoot this whole debate. [chuckles] 334 00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:05,474 You know, once you're a filmmaker like me, stuff just looks clearer through a lens. 335 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,558 [audience laughs] 336 00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:09,186 Welcome, children and parents. 337 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,479 - [crowd cheers] - Not yet. 338 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,106 - [audience laughs] - Not yet. 339 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,774 First candidates up 340 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,735 are running for Lower School President. 341 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:16,938 - [crowd cheering] - Not yet. 342 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,154 - [audience laughs] - Not yet. 343 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,947 Reminder, no gum allowed. 344 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:22,950 It's gross, and why chew something you have to remove from your mouth 345 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,593 - with your fingers? - [audience laughs] 346 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,078 Glad I got that off my chest. 347 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:29,457 [chuckles] Okay, please welcome Taylor Swift and Mandy Wight! 348 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,251 This is your time, people. 349 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:34,044 - [audience laughs] - [crowd applauds] 350 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:41,761 First question to Mandy: What are your plans for Spirit Days? 351 00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:45,723 I'll use the Spirit Day budget to take the school picture with a drone. 352 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:47,266 That way, we don't leave anyone out. 353 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,786 - I've got your back, Janitor Lance. - [audience laughs] 354 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,145 Your rebuttal, Taylor? 355 00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:52,313 Don't have one. 356 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,733 I think that's a great plan. Janitor Lance knows what's up. 357 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,401 [crowd applauds softly] 358 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,237 - Wow, riveting start. - [audience laughs] 359 00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:03,449 My Spirit Day plan is to spell "Garvey Prep" in gasoline 360 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:04,700 in front of the school 361 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,951 and light it on fire. 362 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:09,997 That way it'll be burned into the grass, and it will be Spirit Day every day. 363 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,291 - [audience laughs] - Mandy, do you have a rebuttal? 364 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:16,045 This should be easy because Taylor is basically just pitching arson. 365 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:19,006 - [audience laughs] - I think that idea is straight fire. 366 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,968 Okay, this is boring. 367 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,469 [audience laughs] 368 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,223 Okay, next question. How do both of you plan... 369 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,351 Sorry. Excuse me, If I could slide in here... Oh... 370 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:33,020 Sorry about your phone. [stammers] I'll buy you a new one, sir. 371 00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,438 - [audience laughs] - Pardon me. 372 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,607 - [chairs thudding] - Oh. Hi. Nice bag. 373 00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:38,317 - [audience laughs] - All right. [sighs] 374 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,612 - Sorry, [strained] excuse me. Thank you. - [audience laughs] 375 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:43,864 - [exhales deeply] - Oh! 376 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,428 - [audience laughs] - What did I miss? 377 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,577 So far, it's been a very boring, polite debate. 378 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,021 - [Big Show] Mm. - [Crowley scoffs] 379 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,372 So much agreeing. 380 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:54,583 This is like when my sister dragged me to the Unitarian church. 381 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,147 - [audience laughs] - Let's skip to closing statements. Taylor. 382 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:58,838 In closing, 383 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,590 I'd like to announce a new cafeteria initiative. 384 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,968 [hushed] Uh, Taylor, we didn't discuss this. 385 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:05,636 I know. I just came up with it. 386 00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:08,222 We should replace the salad bar 387 00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:10,182 in the cafeteria with a candy bar. 388 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,306 - [audience laughs] - Instead of lettuce, Twizzlers. 389 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,311 Instead of carrots, M&Ms. 390 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:17,857 And instead of tomatoes, [shouting] full size Snickers! 391 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:18,940 [crowd cheering] 392 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,738 Mandy, do you agree with this plan? 393 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:29,869 Uh... You know, that sounds fun, though it might be a little unhealthy. 394 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:30,952 Thank you, Mandy. 395 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,370 Wait, what? 396 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,220 [stammers] Are you shooting down my idea? 397 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,248 [crowd oohs] 398 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:36,959 Ooh... Drama. 399 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,837 Someone make me a dirty peach martini, stat. 400 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,065 - [audience laughs] - You're embarrassing me in public. 401 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:44,383 - Taylor, I didn't mean to. - Okay, then take it back. 402 00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:45,759 I... [sighs] 403 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:48,804 I can't. 404 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,723 The job of Lower School President 405 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:51,966 is to consider the well-being 406 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,267 of all the students, 407 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,769 and that is exactly what I intend to do. 408 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,396 [crowd cheers and applauds] 409 00:14:59,106 --> 00:14:59,940 Wow. 410 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,484 I guess if you're not with me, then I'm not with you. 411 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,105 Taylor, what are you saying? 412 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,863 [stammers] I'm saying we're breaking up. 413 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,532 [Crowley] Taylor Swift, 414 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,242 not the time or place. 415 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:13,120 And we're never ever getting back together. 416 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,330 [crowd gasps] 417 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,413 Wow. 418 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,167 He really stuck the landing. 419 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,460 [audience laughs] 420 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:20,586 [mellow music playing] 421 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:22,922 [music fades] 422 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,965 Hey, JJ, can you hand me the... Oh, God, 423 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,276 - your face! - [audience laughs] 424 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,426 It's a cat face. 425 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:29,845 - Where? - [audience laughs] 426 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:34,266 I figured I have to learn how to do my own face painting, since... 427 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,228 my friend who usually does it is moving away. 428 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,440 Oh. Why is your friend moving away? 429 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,651 She thinks her life is better 430 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:44,734 with her other friends, 431 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,695 but I really need her here. 432 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,616 Mom, would you make me one of your videos to convince her to stay? 433 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:52,451 Okay, well, first of all, they're films. 434 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:53,577 [audience laughs] 435 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,537 And secondly, 436 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,373 I don't think they work like that. 437 00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:01,418 But they're so awesome! I really think it could make a difference. 438 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:04,004 It is kinda the purpose of art, isn't it? 439 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,607 - [audience laughs] - Okay, let's do it. 440 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,924 - [chuckles] - Yay! 441 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,009 So, I can't pay you in cash, 442 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:11,553 but I can give you coupons for hugs and kisses. 443 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,973 Aw. Can I get one of those hugs and kisses right now? 444 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,558 Let's shoot a couple of pages and see how it goes. 445 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,642 [audience laughs] 446 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,395 [upbeat pop music playing] 447 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:21,981 [music fades] 448 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:24,900 - Hey. - Hey. 449 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,528 Oh. What's all this? Wait. 450 00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:32,700 Are you going through all your ideas for merchandise the WWE rejected again? 451 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:33,784 - [audience laughs] - No. 452 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,829 This is merchandise the WWE wouldn't let me sell 453 00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:38,664 because they didn't see my vision. 454 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,666 - [audience laughs] - Oh, yes, your vision. 455 00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:41,875 Okay. [clear throat] 456 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,253 [clicks tongue] My hair dryer, the Big Blow. 457 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,504 [audience laughs] 458 00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:49,133 My socks with my face on it, the Big Toe. 459 00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,426 [audience laughs] 460 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,636 Okay, let's not forget... 461 00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,014 my night light, 462 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,474 - the Big Glow. - [audience laughs] 463 00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:00,019 You know, I haven't seen you this happy since you realized 464 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,542 there was a calculator on your phone. 465 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:02,813 So convenient. 466 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:03,896 [audience laughs] 467 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,194 - Hey, guys. Do you have a minute? - [Cassy] Hey. 468 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,986 Oh... Are we going through the merch 469 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,320 that the WWE rejected? 470 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,656 - Didn't see my vision. - [audience laughs] 471 00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:16,577 I was hoping I could talk to you guys about something Alex had brought up. 472 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,258 [breathless] The election results are in! 473 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,007 Can someone look at the email? I can't look! 474 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,874 Okay. Uh... Let's see. 475 00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:25,020 - "This year's Lower School President..." - No, don't tell me. I don't wanna know. 476 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,628 - Okay. - No, no, no! Tell me! 477 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,898 - "This year's president is..." - No, no, no, don't do it! 478 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:29,923 [audience laughs] 479 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:30,841 Okay. 480 00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:33,218 - You just read it, but don't tell me. - [audience laughs] 481 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,014 Oh, my God! What does it say? 482 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,223 The winner is... 483 00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:39,808 - Oh! - Sorry! 484 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,892 [audience laughs] 485 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:42,853 [frantic] Oh, my God, I won! 486 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,188 Yay! 487 00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,773 - I'm so proud of you! - Oh, my gosh! 488 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:46,857 Wow! This is... 489 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:49,776 This is great. 490 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,027 Really great. 491 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,322 [stammers] I'm gonna go celebrate upstairs by myself. 492 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,481 Yeah, I'm gonna go check on her. 493 00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,162 Wait, you wanted to talk to us? 494 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,645 Oh, I can do it later. I should go with you to talk to Mandy. 495 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,333 [mellow music playing] 496 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:13,592 Hey, Madam President. 497 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,343 How you doing? 498 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,680 He broke up with me in front of the whole school. 499 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,390 I'm so embarrassed. 500 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,642 No, honey, don't be. 501 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,269 The most important thing is that you stood up for yourself, 502 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,396 and you didn't make yourself small for somebody. 503 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,690 You should have seen yourself at that debate. 504 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,959 - You didn't back down. - Nope. 505 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,652 You were fierce and inspirational. 506 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,862 That does make me feel better. 507 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,114 I'm almost ready 508 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,616 to change into my Kerry Washington celebratory pantsuit. 509 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,243 - [audience laughs] - The only scandal 510 00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:40,828 is how stylish I look. 511 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,454 - Ooh... - Good! 512 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,206 You're Lower School President. 513 00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,499 I'm so proud of you. 514 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,000 You should be proud, too. 515 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:47,918 I am. 516 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,480 This whole Taylor thing made me forget what I've always wanted. 517 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:55,384 Yep, you have wanted to be president way before you ever met Mr. Taylor Swift. 518 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,151 - Still sounds weird. - [audience laughs] 519 00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:58,719 You know what? 520 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,681 I'm not gonna stop at president. 521 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,852 Next year, I am going to run for School Ambassador. 522 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:07,020 They get to represent the school in Tallahassee. 523 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,648 Our current ambassador is Kevin David Perry, 524 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,942 and I can crush him. 525 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,694 His name is Kevin David? 526 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,320 Yeah, but he goes by KD. 527 00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,447 Wait, KD Perry? 528 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,616 - [audience laughs] - Excuse me one second. 529 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,160 [screams] 530 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,244 [audience laughs] 531 00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,454 [exhales] That was some good work up there. 532 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,331 Just following your lead. 533 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:30,002 [chuckles] You know, Mandy is so lucky to have her big sister here. 534 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,461 In fact, we all are. 535 00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:33,629 Uh... 536 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,382 - Thanks. - Oh! 537 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,069 Hey, since you're here, can you check something out for me? 538 00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:41,805 JJ asked me to make a film for her friend who's thinking of moving. 539 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,141 - She did? - Yeah. 540 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,227 Why don't you check it out? I think you might like it. 541 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,187 [clicks] 542 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,039 - [soft music plays] - Since you're going away, 543 00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,773 I'll miss all the big events in your life, 544 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,318 so I made you a video that you can play 545 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:55,569 during all those times. 546 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,028 [blows horn] 547 00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,281 Happy 21st birthday! 548 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:02,159 I'm so jealous you get to gamble in every state. 549 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,021 - [audience laughs] - [blows horn] 550 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:05,412 Wow! 551 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,289 You graduated from Harvard! 552 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:08,415 I can't believe 553 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,834 - you majored in robot time travel. - [audience laughs] 554 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,254 Lady, I love your house on Mars. 555 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,131 Or as you say, 556 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,095 - "Beep boop bop beep beep!" - [audience laughs] 557 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:22,471 Congratulations on the birth of your new child, JJ Junior! 558 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:25,515 I'm gonna call her "Triple J"! 559 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,362 [Cassy on tape] Anything else you wanna say? 560 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:29,895 I miss you already. 561 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,773 Thank you for showing this to me. 562 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:34,399 Sure. 563 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,611 [takes breath] But, please, do not show this to anyone else, okay? 564 00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:38,934 I mean, it's not the final cut. 565 00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:40,822 As soon as I score it with some Beatles songs, 566 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,032 this baby's gonna pop. 567 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:43,158 [audience laughs] 568 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,243 [upbeat music playing] 569 00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:47,703 - [music fades] - Wow! 570 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,122 This crowd looks very put together 571 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,416 for a mid-afternoon, non-sanctioned wrestling event. 572 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,340 - [audience laughs] - This is so great for Dad. 573 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,962 I've never seen him happier. 574 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,756 And I have seen him ride a Clydesdale at Busch Gardens. 575 00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,007 [audience laughs] 576 00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:01,802 I can't believe this is the last day. [sighs] 577 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,762 He's really gonna miss this. 578 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:05,471 - [phone chimes] - Oh. 579 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,891 - Another client? - Yeah, I'm getting so many people 580 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:11,019 wanting to talk to me, they're now just sliding into my DMs. 581 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,896 This is how Channing Tatum must feel. 582 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,791 - [audience laughs] - It's so great you're busy. 583 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,734 Honestly, it's a little stressful. It's a lot to juggle. 584 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,654 Girl, just focus on the work for right now. 585 00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:22,406 Let Dad handle the home stuff. 586 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:23,656 He's retired. 587 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:26,159 It's time for the women in our house to shine. 588 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:29,037 No, the women in America to shine. 589 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,581 Wow, I do sound presidential. 590 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:32,749 [audience laughs] 591 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:36,795 Where's Alex? 592 00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:39,006 She went home. Her flight left an hour ago. 593 00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:43,302 Oh. And will you be seeing Alex or her stupid home anytime soon? 594 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,721 I'm not going back to Minnesota, JJers. 595 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:48,181 This is my home. You're my home. 596 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:51,101 - [audience] Aw... - But aren't you worried about your prom 597 00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:53,603 where you dress up in clothes from the 1880s? 598 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,398 - I think you mean 1980s. - [JJ] Eh. 599 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:58,150 1880s, 1980s... 600 00:21:58,233 --> 00:22:00,319 All sounds the same to me 'cause I'm so young. 601 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:01,403 [audience laughs] 602 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:04,239 It's more important to me that I don't miss any big events with you. 603 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,533 Or Mandy, or Cass, or Dad. 604 00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:08,410 There's nowhere else I wanna be. 605 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,541 The video worked! 606 00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:15,624 [Cassy exhales] 607 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,960 It's a film, sweetie. 608 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:18,253 [audience laughs] 609 00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:22,215 Ladies and gentlemen! 610 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,717 [crowd applauds] 611 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,010 Put your hands together 612 00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,762 and make it loud, 613 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,514 because we are live streaming this! Come on, make it loud! 614 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:30,766 [crowd cheers] 615 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:31,849 And here he is, 616 00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:34,269 for his final match, 617 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,021 The Big Show! 618 00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:37,874 - [steam hisses] - ["The Big Show" theme plays] 619 00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,775 ♪ It's The Big Show ♪ 620 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:40,984 [continued cheering] 621 00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:45,151 [gruff yelling] Yeah! That's what I'm talking about! 622 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,784 This is the outfit he always wanted to wear, 623 00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:51,328 but the WWE never let him because they... 624 00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:53,830 - [audience laughs] - [all together] Didn't see his vision. 625 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,290 [roars] 626 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,209 [Cassy] Go, baby! 627 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,796 Okay, coming into the ring are two big dudes 628 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,756 whose names I was too scared to ask for. 629 00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:03,924 [audience laughs] 630 00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:05,258 - [bell dinging] - [crowd boos] 631 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:06,968 - [floor rattling] - [arm thudding] 632 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,930 Oh, no! Oh, no! Show's in trouble! 633 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,015 Oh no! He's fighting back! 634 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:13,659 - Oh, he's fighting back! - [crowd yells] 635 00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:14,683 [head thuds] 636 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:16,645 [Terry] There he goes! He's coming back! 637 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:17,813 [Big Show grunts] 638 00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:19,856 There he is! Oh, he's gonna do the move! 639 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,566 - The chokeslam! - [body thuds] 640 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,610 - [crowd cheering] - [screaming] Whoo! 641 00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:28,116 - [yelling] That's my dad! Yeah! - [Cassy laughs] 642 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:29,616 [screams] 643 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:32,953 Show, we love you! 644 00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:34,036 I love you! 645 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,122 We miss you, man! 646 00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:37,958 I don't know you, so I don't miss you, but thanks! 647 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:40,210 - [audience laughs] - Show, will you autograph my back? 648 00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:42,796 No, but thank you regardless! 649 00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:45,149 - [audience laughs] - Show, will you come back to wrestling? 650 00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:46,258 [crowd chanting] Come back! 651 00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:48,802 Come back! Come back! Come back! 652 00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:51,721 - Come back! Come back! - You know what? Yeah! 653 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:54,057 I'm gonna tell you before I tell anyone else! 654 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,935 The Big Show is going back to the WWE! 655 00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:58,562 The Big Show is back, baby! 656 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,480 - [crowd cheers] - [Big Show] Yeah! 657 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,441 Hey! 658 00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:06,445 Did you just say you're going back to the WWE? 659 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:09,448 Good point, it is loud in here. I need to get it on the livestream. 660 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:12,742 All right, you heard me! 661 00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:15,745 - The Big Show's back, baby! Whoo! - [continued cheering] 662 00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:21,672 So, what do you think? Celebrate? What do you say we go get a party sub? 663 00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:26,047 Or party pizza. I mean, you know what? Any kind of party food's good for me. 664 00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:28,925 Read the room, bruh. 665 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:32,679 - [audience laughs] - Wait, you guys did not just love that? 666 00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:36,183 I mean, if you didn't like it, just tell me. 667 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:39,102 I mean, you can say something. 668 00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:43,273 Say something 'cause I can hear my own heartbeat and it's freaking me out. 669 00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:44,691 [audience laughs] 670 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,195 [mellow closing credits playing] 671 00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:20,560 Subtitle translation by