1 00:00:08,883 --> 00:00:10,510 [upbeat pop music playing] 2 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:14,014 [upbeat pop music fades] 3 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:15,697 [gasps] He's handing out the final rose. 4 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:16,891 Gotta be Cheyenne. 5 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:18,101 Team J for sure. 6 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:21,479 What? So the girls who don't win have to go back to teaching pilates? 7 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:22,772 - Shh! - [audience laughs] 8 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:23,936 Okay, he's about to choose. 9 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,233 [static hisses] 10 00:00:25,316 --> 00:00:26,735 - But! No! - No! 11 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:28,295 - I wish I could swear. - [Cassy sighs] 12 00:00:28,319 --> 00:00:29,319 [audience laughs] 13 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,090 - [screen clicks] - [all scream] 14 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,115 [audience laughs] 15 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,409 [Lola] Okay, guys, it's just Dad and Terry. 16 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:36,870 [sighs] The last time they were in the backyard together, 17 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:38,079 they blew up the barbecue. 18 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:40,123 If they come in here and say they have huge news, 19 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,207 we're gonna have to move. 20 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:43,251 - Huge news. - [audience laughs] 21 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:44,461 Well, we've had a good run. 22 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,564 - Everyone, grab their passports. - [audience laughs] 23 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:49,215 My friend came up with an amazing invention. 24 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:51,468 Terry, you have le floor. 25 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:52,677 [Terry sighs] Well I, 26 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:53,928 Terrence Malick Jr. III, 27 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,430 have created the world's first 28 00:00:55,513 --> 00:00:57,432 partially functioning gator-cam. 29 00:00:57,974 --> 00:01:00,435 It's a state-of-the-art alligator home defense system, 30 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:03,605 with built in tranq darts, and gator repellent spray. 31 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:05,148 Now, all we have to do is... 32 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:08,068 sit back and wait for the alligators. 33 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:09,652 [audience laughs] 34 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:11,780 [continued laughing] 35 00:01:12,363 --> 00:01:13,448 Question in the back. 36 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,241 How do the Gators know to come here? 37 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:17,553 - [audience laughs] - Come on, Cassy, they're really smart. 38 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:20,080 [chuckles] There's a reason people say, "Smart as a gator." 39 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:21,289 [audience laughs] 40 00:01:21,372 --> 00:01:23,041 [rustling and thudding on screen] 41 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,085 Oh, I told you the tape wouldn't hold! 42 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:26,961 We'll use a nail gun. I go first. 43 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:29,214 - We'll pull the trigger together! - [audience laughs] 44 00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:31,758 So, what are you girls doing today? 45 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,885 Well, I am putting the finishing touches 46 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:36,888 - on my campaign announcement video. - I thought you're running unopposed. 47 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:40,391 I am, since Tina got Lyme disease and has to take seven naps a day. 48 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,915 - [audience laughs] - But I don't want to run a lazy campaign. 49 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:44,562 I mean, no offense to Tina. 50 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:46,397 - [audience laughs] - [chuckles] JJ? 51 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:48,399 I have to make copies of a batch of keys. 52 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:49,400 [audience laughs] 53 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:51,611 I was actually thinking about getting my nails done. 54 00:01:51,694 --> 00:01:53,854 I haven't been able to find a good place since I moved. 55 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:55,657 Oh! You should totally go to my place. 56 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:57,408 I'll make us an appointment. 57 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:58,701 Oh, great! I'm in. 58 00:01:58,785 --> 00:01:59,619 Awesome! 59 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:02,497 Just two cool cats getting their claws done. [chuckles] 60 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:04,249 - [audience laughs] - On second thought... 61 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:05,875 You know what? [stammers] No, just us. 62 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:10,046 No cool cats. Just, uh, two sassy sisters, and I can't stop. 63 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,422 [audience laughs] 64 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:13,424 [Terry on screen] Gator! Gator! Gator! 65 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,268 [Big Show on screen] It won't stop going off! 66 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:17,220 - [spray hisses] - [Big Show screams] 67 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:19,281 - [audience laughs] - Dad got the spray in the face. 68 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:20,991 - [Terry] I got you, Show! - [Big Show yells] 69 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:22,308 [Terry] Ah! I'm hit. 70 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,185 Ah! Terry just got hit by a tranq dart. 71 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,186 - Ouch. - Yes! 72 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:26,270 [audience laughs] 73 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,982 [Big Show yells in pain] 74 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:30,358 [audience laughs] 75 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:32,545 - [Mandy winces] Ouch. - [Terry on screen] Gator! Gator! 76 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,237 - So, what else is on? - [audience laughs] 77 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,240 - [bells ding] - [upbeat opening credits playing] 78 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:42,930 - [opening credits fade] - [Cassy] Okay, 79 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:44,622 - here we go. - Ooh! Papa loves some brie. 80 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,791 No, no. This is for JJ's teacher. 81 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:49,794 She's on her way to our house to talk about something JJ did. 82 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:51,878 Oh, it's gotta be bad if she's coming by the house. 83 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:53,965 - Mm. - God, I hope JJ didn't blackmail 84 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:55,048 the PTA again. 85 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:56,571 - [audience laughs] - [doorbell rings] 86 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:00,805 [Cassy exhales] Okay. 87 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:02,307 [both inhale and exhale deeply] 88 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:03,433 [audience laughs] 89 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,143 [both upbeat] Hi! 90 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:06,436 Would you like some cheese? 91 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:07,645 Ah, can't do cheese. 92 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,147 It blows right through me. 93 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:10,315 [audience laughs] 94 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:12,025 Uh, so, 95 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:14,777 what did you have to come all the way over here to talk about? 96 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,697 Oh, your house is just on the way to my kickball league. 97 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,199 We're the One Kick Wonders. 98 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:21,576 We're 0 and 14. Maybe you've heard of us? 99 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:22,659 [audience laughs] 100 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,829 Well, on the topic of JJ, 101 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:27,290 all the kids were given their standardized tests... 102 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:30,227 Oh, God, did she skip the test because she thinks only God can judge her? 103 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:31,336 [audience laughs] 104 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:33,213 No, it's not that. 105 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:36,424 Actually, JJ scored off the charts. 106 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:40,762 Mr. and Mrs. Wight, your daughter is technically a genius. 107 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:43,264 - [both laugh hysterically] - [audience laughs] 108 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,392 [continued laughing] 109 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:48,645 [laughing intensifies] 110 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,731 - [audience laughs] - [both exhale from exhaustion] 111 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:54,067 I had the same reaction. 112 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:58,488 As did the teachers, the administration, and the janitorial staff. 113 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,448 - [audience laughs] - But this is real. 114 00:04:00,531 --> 00:04:02,992 [chuckling] But how? Her grades are not good. 115 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:07,205 You know, we think JJ hasn't been intellectually challenged enough. 116 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:10,792 We'd like to move her into the accelerated program immediately. 117 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:13,336 Wow, my daughter's going to be in the smart kids class? 118 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:14,711 Ha! 119 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,631 JJ could be the next Steve Jobs. 120 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:19,008 Or she could go full evil genius. 121 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,762 She has dressed as Gru from Despicable Me for almost every career day. 122 00:04:22,845 --> 00:04:24,097 [audience laughs] 123 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,515 This really could go either way. 124 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:28,393 Ah. But with JJ, it could really only go one way... 125 00:04:28,476 --> 00:04:31,271 - [all inhale together] Life of crime. - [audience laughs] 126 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:32,939 [formal ceremonial music playing] 127 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:34,941 And as your lower school president, 128 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,776 I can guarantee you one thing, 129 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:39,862 every day will be a new "Manday". 130 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:44,492 [Mandy narrating] Not affiliated with Man Day, Tampa's hottest men's club. 131 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:46,286 [audience laughs] 132 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:47,287 Thank you. 133 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:48,454 It is an honor 134 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:49,998 to be your president. 135 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:52,417 - Thank you. - [chuckles] Hold on. 136 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,960 We have another candidate. 137 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:54,877 Uh, Mrs. Goodpasture, 138 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,337 I thought I was running unopposed. 139 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:57,297 I object. 140 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:00,675 Mandy, calm down. It's not a court of law, it's barely an election. 141 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:02,528 - [audience laughs] - I am excited to announce 142 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:05,013 that our very own Taylor Swift 143 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:06,681 - has decided to run. - [yelling] Yeah! 144 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:07,974 [Taylor] Alright! 145 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:09,392 [Taylor] Yeah! 146 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:11,352 - [feet shuffling] Aye! - [audience laughs] 147 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:12,520 Thanks, Ms. G. 148 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:14,522 Oh! Dope brooch by the way. 149 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,482 Thank you, Taylor. 150 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:17,483 [audience laughs] 151 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:18,776 I want you guys to know 152 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,987 that I'm not just running on my name alone, 153 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:24,574 but it would be in my wildest dreams to be your prez. 154 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:25,908 If you want to write my name 155 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,660 in that blank space, cool, 156 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:28,786 but if you vote for Mandy, 157 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:31,039 - I'll totally shake it off. - [audience laughs] 158 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,475 - There will be no bad blood between us. - [audience laughs] 159 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:34,959 - Thank you. - [classmates cheering] 160 00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:37,545 Okay, guys. Guys. 161 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,089 He's just naming songs. I can do that, too. 162 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,716 Mustang, Camaro, Corvette. 163 00:05:41,799 --> 00:05:42,842 [whispers] Those are cars. 164 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:43,925 I know. 165 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,053 [audience laughs] 166 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:46,804 [upbeat pop music playing] 167 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:50,308 - [Cassy and Lola giggling] - [Lola] I know. 168 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:54,729 Have you been sitting on the couch all day watching the gator-cam on TV? 169 00:05:54,812 --> 00:05:58,066 Yeah, I fluffed the pillows too, and I'm a little hurt you didn't notice. 170 00:05:58,149 --> 00:05:59,233 [audience laughs] 171 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:00,943 So, how was the nail date? 172 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,905 It was so much fun. Your wife is kinda awesome. 173 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:05,698 That's me, kinda awesome wife. [giggles] 174 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,469 Thanks for taking me, Cass. I'm gonna go upstairs and do my homework. 175 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:11,213 Okay, don't forget to send me that viral video of Halle Graham later. 176 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:12,622 Who's Halle Graham? 177 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:15,833 She's this amazing singer who's coming to Tampa for a concert. 178 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:18,503 And Halle isn't real, she's a hologram flower 179 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:21,130 who's doing legit great stuff with neon these days. 180 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,882 - [audience laughs] - [timidly] What? 181 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:24,092 [audience laughs] 182 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:27,428 Hey, maybe I could get us tickets? Would you want to go with me? 183 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:28,513 Wait, seriously? 184 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:29,472 - Yeah. - Yes! 185 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:30,973 I'd love to see Halle live. 186 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,016 Thanks, Cass. 187 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,434 [Cassy chuckles and sighs] 188 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:37,063 You know, I gotta admit, I love seeing you two spend time together. 189 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:38,272 [exhales] Me too. 190 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:39,816 Now that Lola's living with us, 191 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:42,211 I think it's important that we have the right relationship. 192 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,278 Like... Like a friend relationship. 193 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:46,697 The last thing I want to be is the lame stepmom. 194 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:48,449 You, lame? Never. 195 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:51,536 You got that t-shirt with the dog and the sunglasses that says, 196 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:53,579 - "This puppy loves to party." - [audience laughs] 197 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:56,249 That t-shirt used to get me invited on a lot of boats. 198 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:57,875 - [audience laughs] - Sup, fools? 199 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,104 - [continued laughing] - Heard you wanted to talk to me. 200 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:00,962 I have two minutes. 201 00:07:01,045 --> 00:07:02,171 - [watch beeps] - Go. 202 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,135 - [audience laughs] - [Cassy and Big Show scoff] 203 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:06,634 So, your mom and I had a meeting with Miss Regie. 204 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,262 They wanna move you into the school's accelerated program. 205 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:12,056 Honey, you are gonna be surrounded by people who will open your mind 206 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,642 to all of the amazing possibilities in your future. 207 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:16,227 Hard pass. 208 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,771 - [audience laughs] - Whoa, whoa, whoa. JJ. Come here. 209 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,455 - [Big Show] Come on. - [audience laughs] 210 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:23,526 Well, just give this a shot. Take the tour with me tomorrow. 211 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:26,696 Fine. For you, big man, I'll give it a ride. 212 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:27,780 [watch beeps, then stops] 213 00:07:29,073 --> 00:07:30,867 Your two minutes are up. I'm outtie. 214 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,034 [audience laughs] 215 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:34,661 [door closes] 216 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,289 Hi, sweetie. How was your day? 217 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:37,915 It was a disaster! 218 00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:39,250 I'm gonna lose my election... 219 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:40,793 to Taylor Swift. 220 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,753 [excitedly] T Swizzle goes to your school? 221 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:45,590 - [audience laughs] - Dad, that Taylor Swift is like 30. 222 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,925 I'm talking about the super popular boy in my class 223 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:49,594 who's already doing really well 224 00:07:49,677 --> 00:07:53,055 just because he's using T Swift songs as his campaign slogans. 225 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:56,434 Mandy, honey, you are very persuasive. Kids listen to you. 226 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:59,395 All you need to do is tell them why you are the right candidate. 227 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,248 - If you do that... - [gasps] You're right, Mom. 228 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:03,608 I'm gonna convince Taylor to drop out of the race. 229 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:06,319 - What? No, no. That's not what I... - Thanks, Mom. Great advice. 230 00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:07,445 [audience laughs] 231 00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:12,806 You know, I went to high school with a guy named Don Cheadle. 232 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,953 Nope, his name was Ron Beadle. 233 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:17,205 [audience laughs] 234 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:19,123 [upbeat pop music playing] 235 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:22,793 [upbeat pop music fades] 236 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:24,670 [JJ sniffing] 237 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:26,964 Yeah, this is not gonna work for me. 238 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:30,176 It smells like lemons in here, and lemons are for losers. 239 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:32,196 - [audience laughs] - [chuckles] Okay, JJ, come on. 240 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,846 Let's try to be a little open-minded. 241 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:35,389 I think this will be great for you. 242 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,350 Oh, we find the scent of lemon 243 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:40,019 to foster creativity. [chuckles] 244 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:43,314 Hello, JJ, my name is Xavier MacDaniel, 245 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:44,774 but the kids call me 246 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:46,168 - Professor X! - [audience laughs] 247 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,818 Yeah, I'm never doing that. 248 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,695 - [audience laughs] - I will, Professor X. 249 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,030 [Big Show chuckles] Ooh! 250 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,157 What is this? Hmm... 251 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:57,828 Professor X, is this a map of the human genome? 252 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:00,039 Well, actually, its technical term is... 253 00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:01,374 expandy ball. 254 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:03,209 - [audience laughs] - [Big Show] Ooh! 255 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,045 - Ooh... - [continued laughing] 256 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:08,214 [Big Show laughs maniacally] 257 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,591 He's easy to impress. 258 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,176 What else you got, X-man? 259 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,386 Oh, lots of stuff. 260 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:17,598 We have our own internet, a robotics salon, a 3-D printer, and... 261 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,476 I think I should let you know that we let our students 262 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,103 work at their own pace. 263 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:24,855 So... I could do what I want? 264 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:27,400 Well, legally, no. But, uh, 265 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:29,777 Jessica is taking the Florida State bar exam, 266 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:32,321 so she can cover you while you do anything you want. 267 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,322 [audience laughs] 268 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,907 Okay, Professor X, 269 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:37,243 I'll play your game. Dad, 270 00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:39,078 - I got it from here. - [audience laughs] 271 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:41,622 [chuckles] This thing's really stuck on here. 272 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,826 - [audience laughs] - Uh... You got a stick of butter? 273 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:46,252 You know what? I'll just Amazon Prime you a new one. 274 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:47,336 [audience laughs] 275 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:49,755 [dance pop music playing] 276 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,176 - [dance pop music softens] - I'm sorry. [giggles] 277 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,262 [giggles] I can't believe we're here. 278 00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:57,221 Me neither. 279 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,265 And I got this fun neon streak in my hair 280 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:02,435 that definitely won't wash out in time for the meeting tomorrow with my boss. 281 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:03,769 - [giggles] - Worth it. 282 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:04,687 [audience laughs] 283 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,731 Hey, Lola. 284 00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:08,274 Happy Halle show. 285 00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:09,650 Happy Halle. 286 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:10,818 Uh, Cassy, 287 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:12,236 this is Becka and Meredith. 288 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,589 - Hi! - They go to school with me. 289 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,780 This is Cassy, my stepmom. 290 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:18,326 It is high-key so cool that you brought Lola to the HG show 291 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:19,529 on a school night. [giggles] 292 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:22,413 We had to sneak out. Our moms would never let us do that. 293 00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:24,457 [scoffs] Regular moms blow. 294 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:25,976 - [girls laughing] - [audience laughs] 295 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,210 [pulsing dance music playing] 296 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,839 [robotic female voice] ♪ Wi-Fi For Life-i ♪ 297 00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:35,009 - [crowd cheering] - ♪ Wi-Fi For Life-i ♪ 298 00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:35,968 OMG! 299 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,846 She's opening with "Wi-Fi For Life-i". This is epic! 300 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,097 [audience laughs] 301 00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:42,516 ♪ Wi-Fi For Life-i ♪ 302 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,312 ♪ I'm on high ♪ 303 00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:48,105 - [continued cheering] - [audience laughs] 304 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,399 ♪ Fully charged ♪ 305 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,526 ♪ Your facial recognition ♪ 306 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,570 ♪ Unlocks my love ♪ 307 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:58,032 ♪ Upload your heart to the cloud above ♪ 308 00:10:58,115 --> 00:10:59,158 [crowd whooing] 309 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:01,327 ♪ Wi-Fi For Life-i ♪ 310 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:03,245 - [song fades] - [car rumbles past] 311 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,329 [Lola] Thank you. 312 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,040 - That was awesome. - [giggles] 313 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:07,833 I love that we're spending time together. 314 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,487 I didn't know you were this cool. 315 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,396 - Neither did I. [chuckles] - [audience laughs] 316 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:13,089 I can't believe you crowd-surfed. 317 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,173 [laughs] know, right? 318 00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:16,759 I was actually just trying to get to the ladies' room. 319 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,111 - [both laugh] - [audience laughs] 320 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:19,845 How sick are these Halle Graham hoodies? 321 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,473 [scoffs] The sickest. What does the emblem mean? 322 00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:26,560 Positivity, tolerance, gratitude, mindfulness, and support the troops. 323 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,771 - [audience laughs] - [chuckles] Wow, Halle really is 324 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,856 the computer-generated voice of your generation. 325 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,168 - [audience laughs] - A lot of peeps are getting her emblem 326 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,632 as a tattoo. I've always wanted one. 327 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,445 Oh, seriously? Me too. 328 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,239 My dad would never let me get one. 329 00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:40,116 [groans] Your dad is the worst. 330 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,660 - [audience laughs] - I mean, love of my life, but the worst. 331 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,995 He says no to everything, but me, 332 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,080 I'm a yas queen. 333 00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:47,331 [audience laughs] 334 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,834 Wait, are you saying we should get tattoos together? 335 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:51,292 I, um... 336 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,045 [clicks tongue] I wasn't. 337 00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:55,089 - Oh. Yeah, right. - [chuckles] 338 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:57,442 Sorry, for a second, I forgot I was talking to my stepmom. 339 00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:59,176 - [laughs] - Forget it. 340 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:02,722 You know, [stammers] I'm barely a stepmom. 341 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,181 I'm really more like a friend, 342 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:07,268 - and a friend would definitely say yes. - So, you're saying we can do it? 343 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:08,769 It really does sound like it! 344 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,938 - I can't believe it! - I can't believe it either! 345 00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:12,565 Thank you! Oh, thank you. Thank you. 346 00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:15,651 - I'm gonna go tell Meredith and Becka. - Okay, and I'm gonna go tell... 347 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,737 probably a judge when I get arrested for this. 348 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,363 [audience laughs] 349 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,990 [upbeat pop music playing] 350 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,188 Don't say anything about my hair. 351 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,538 All I was gonna say is it must be getting younger, 352 00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:29,501 'cause instead of going gray, you're going neon. 353 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,309 - [audience laughs] - Okay, well you can always 354 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,251 say that about my hair. 355 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:33,334 [audience laughs] 356 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,962 So, what have you and Lola got next? 357 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:36,338 [sighs] Not sure yet. 358 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,758 Nothing on the books. Definitely nothing in permanent ink. 359 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,760 Why would anyone put anything in permanent ink? 360 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,243 - [audience laughs] - Good question. 361 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,197 - Oddly specific, still good question. - [laughs] 362 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:45,639 - [audience laughs] - Sup, jabronis? 363 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:46,932 It's smart kids' class day, 364 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,143 and you're looking at the queen of the word nerds. 365 00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,288 - [audience laughs] - Did you see what she's wearing? 366 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,605 Steve Jobs wore a turtleneck. 367 00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:54,648 - Our little genius is good. - [audience laughs] 368 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:56,817 Cassy, thanks again for last night. 369 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,795 - I have a bunch of ideas for when... - [Cassy] Mm! 370 00:12:58,819 --> 00:12:59,653 Ideas are great 371 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:00,863 to talk about in the car! 372 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:01,946 Let's go, come on. 373 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:03,407 Uh, Cassy? 374 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,034 - Yeah. - Come here. [chuckles] 375 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:09,789 [inhales] I may be seven feet tall, 400 pounds, 376 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,290 but I wasn't born yesterday. 377 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,834 Although I was born over several days. 378 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:14,919 [audience laughs] 379 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,127 What's going on? 380 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:17,922 All right, I, uh... [sighs] 381 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:21,842 I might have lightly suggested that I go with Lola 382 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,804 - to get a [muffled] tattoo. [coughs] - Your hand's covering your mouth. 383 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,764 - [sneezes] - Bless you. Once more? 384 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:28,487 - [muffled] Tattoo. - Still can't hear it. 385 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,826 - [audience laughs] - [Cassy sighs] 386 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:31,143 - Tattoo. - Tattoo. 387 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,287 - Yeah. - [screams] What? No! 388 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,479 No, I know! I know. 389 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,147 But I was caught up in the moment. 390 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,871 She is finally seeing me as someone cool, 391 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,193 and if I said no to the tattoo, it would ruin it. 392 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:40,194 I don't care. 393 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,863 She's 15. Lola cannot get a tattoo. 394 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,532 Well, not with that attitude! 395 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,255 - [audience laughs] - Okay, you know what? 396 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,452 Fine, I will fix it. We'll get belly button rings. 397 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:49,537 What is wrong with you? 398 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,705 - [squealing] I don't know! - [audience laughs] 399 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,290 [upbeat pop music playing] 400 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,376 [students laughing] 401 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:58,003 Taylor, could I, uh, talk to you... 402 00:13:58,587 --> 00:13:59,587 alone? 403 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:00,797 Sorry. 404 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,635 This election thing is cool. 405 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,679 People keep saying they're gonna vote for me. 406 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,264 Democracy is so chill. 407 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,617 - [audience laughs] - It's actually the opposite of chill. 408 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:11,475 Walk with me. 409 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:12,560 [audience laughs] 410 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:13,686 I'm not sure you know, 411 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:16,605 but being Lower School president, it's a lot of work. 412 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,774 Really? 'Cause I thought it was just golfing 413 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,276 with other Lower School presidents. 414 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,402 [sighs] Oh, no. 415 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,404 It's so much more than that. 416 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:27,074 You have to stay after school almost every day. 417 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,826 But I have lacrosse practice. 418 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:29,743 Not anymore. 419 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,913 Plus, your lunches will all be taken up meeting with different school groups. 420 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,624 Aw, but that's when I hit the kiln to relax and throw pottery. 421 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,508 - [audience laughs] - Did you know my moms own 422 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:38,460 three Color Me Mines? 423 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,304 Yes, I've been to ten birthday parties there. 424 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:42,337 - It's very well run. Point is, - [audience laughs] 425 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:45,551 being president is all about making people happy, all the time. 426 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,887 For example, I spent three hours making brownies 427 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,514 for the vegan club meeting. I mean, do you want to do that? 428 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:51,598 [chuckles] No way. 429 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,809 Man, you know so much about all this stuff. 430 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,173 You'd make an awesome president. 431 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,355 I think I'm just going to vote for you. Later. 432 00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,523 [audience laughs] 433 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,860 - Whoo! You go, girl. [taps feet] - [audience laughs] 434 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:05,821 [dramatically] Mandy! 435 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,114 [audience laughs] 436 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:12,953 [less dramatically] Mandy! 437 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,163 [audience laughs] 438 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,581 [upbeat pop music playing] 439 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,086 [music fades] 440 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,170 [audience laughs] 441 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,381 JJ, what are you doing? 442 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,508 Going still so you don't see me. 443 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,637 - [audience laughs] - JJ, for the last time, I'm not a T-Rex, 444 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,680 - you cannot Jurassic Park me. - [audience laughs] 445 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,849 Ugh. How did you know I was home? 446 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,810 Well, [sighs] one, I saw you on the gator-cam, 447 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,896 - [audience laughs] - and two, the school called. 448 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:41,899 Said someone called pretending to be your dad, said you were home sick. 449 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:44,419 - [whoosh] - [distorted voice] Hello, 450 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:47,404 this is JJ's large and tall dad who smells like cheese. 451 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:48,322 [audience laughs] 452 00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:50,366 JJ will not be in attendance today. 453 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:51,617 She has a headache. 454 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,744 - [audience laughs] - [JJ's voice] What? 455 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,245 She still has to come to school? 456 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,206 [clears throat] 457 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,124 [distorted voice] What about... lice? 458 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,501 [audience laughs] 459 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:02,670 Thank you. 460 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:03,629 [audience laughs] 461 00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:06,032 But I thought you were excited about your smart kids class. 462 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,968 I was excited, but then I got there, and I don't know... 463 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:12,846 everyone there's so smart, and I got freaked out. 464 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,307 I'm usually the smartest kid in class. 465 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:16,850 You got scared? 466 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,519 You never get scared. 467 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:20,354 I know I look tough on the outside, 468 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,940 but inside I'm still an eight-year-old, 469 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,859 which reminds me, I think I swallowed a Lego earlier today. 470 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:26,777 [audience laughs] 471 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,320 [laughs] Not the first time, 472 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:31,198 - and it won't be the last. But, sweetie, - [audience laughs] 473 00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:34,034 [sighs heavily] you can't hide from stuff that scares you. 474 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:37,579 Sometimes you just gotta do stuff you're afraid of. 475 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,456 That's easy for you to say. 476 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,990 You're not afraid of anything. 477 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:44,294 [takes a deep breath] Okay, I'm gonna admit something to you. 478 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,588 Uh, ooh... [winces] 479 00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:48,442 It's a lot harder than I thought. Wow. 480 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,467 - [audience laughs] - [inhales] JJ, [sighs] 481 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:52,678 I'm afraid of mascots. 482 00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:54,805 [JJ cackles] 483 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:56,682 - [audience laughs] - [laughing] Oh! 484 00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,852 Oh... 485 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,270 [audience laughs] 486 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,480 You're serious. 487 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,941 - [sighs] - For real? Mascots? 488 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,068 They're like the cutest thing ever! 489 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:11,405 No, they are terrifying upright animals that wear people clothes 490 00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:12,728 and shoot cannons in your face. 491 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:15,200 [awestruck] And no one should be able to dunk that high. 492 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,201 [audience laughs] 493 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,620 Dad, that's kind of crazy. 494 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:22,207 - [exhales heavily] - Wait, is that why we've never been 495 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,292 to Disney World? 496 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,919 Yes, that's their kingdom. 497 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,129 [audience laughs] 498 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:31,175 Well... I really wanna go to Disney World, so let's make a deal. 499 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,635 - [takes a deep breath] - I'll go back to smart kids class 500 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,387 if you face your fear of mascots. 501 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,471 Okay. 502 00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:37,848 Should we pinkie swear on it? 503 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,184 Uh, yeah, if you want it to be legit. 504 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:41,267 [audience laughs] 505 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,686 [upbeat pop music playing] 506 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,689 [music fades] 507 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:46,899 [indistinct chatter] 508 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:47,858 Taylor. 509 00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,527 He is stealing my endorsement. 510 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:51,779 [audience laughs] 511 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,365 Yo, what's up? All these kids are so nice. 512 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,076 Being vegan is pretty sick. 513 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,703 Don't you dare, "Yo, what's up? These kids are so nice. 514 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,848 - Being vegan is pretty sick," me! - [audience laughs] 515 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:02,706 Why are you here? 516 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:03,999 Oh! Well, I talked to my moms, 517 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,723 and they convinced me to stay in the race. 518 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,629 Apparently, it's important to, like, not give up on stuff. 519 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:09,546 I don't know. 520 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,882 - [audience laughs] - [sighs] I cannot believe 521 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,593 you stole my idea of making vegan brownies. 522 00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:17,930 Those aren't mine. I made cookies and they aren't even vegan. 523 00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:19,389 They have mad eggs in them. 524 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,682 [audience laughs] 525 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:21,766 [sets plate down] 526 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:25,687 You know what, Taylor? I am glad you decided to stay in the race. 527 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:28,315 - [huffs] - Really? Because you look angry. 528 00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:29,501 - [audience laughs] - Oh, no. 529 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,528 I'm grateful because Oprah says, "You have to take your adversity 530 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,780 and use it as fuel to make your dreams come true." 531 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:38,117 So, thank you for pushing me to be my best self. 532 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:39,827 Thank you for forcing me 533 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,870 to rise to the occasion [louder] and thank you... 534 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,247 for opening my eyes 535 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,873 to how the real world works. 536 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,166 - Oh. - [huffing] 537 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,250 [upbeat] You're welcome! 538 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,378 - [audience laughs] - Don't say you're welcome! 539 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,713 [upbeat pop music plays, then fades] 540 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,967 I'm nervous, Dad. What if they make fun of me? 541 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,135 JJ... 542 00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,722 [laughs] if those kids aren't smart enough to see how amazing you are, 543 00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:03,245 then they don't belong in this class. 544 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,352 All you've got to do is take the first step. 545 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,564 [indistinct chatter] 546 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,025 JJ, right? Glad you're back. 547 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,527 Check out this app I made. 548 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,822 Hey, can you build a computer code 549 00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:19,533 that could break a two-bit encrypted security system? 550 00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:21,243 If you give me a children's Red Bull, 551 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,536 I could do it in an hour. 552 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,288 - [audience laughs] - Sweet. 553 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:25,956 You could be useful. 554 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,541 [audience laughs] 555 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,171 You were right, Dad. Thank you. 556 00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:33,755 I'm gonna be okay. 557 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,299 [clicks tongue] I know you are. 558 00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:39,093 What's your name again? 559 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,222 - Bjorn. - Cool, I'm gonna call you Slider. 560 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,390 [audience laughs] 561 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,726 [upbeat pop music playing] 562 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:47,852 [doorbell rings] 563 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:51,689 [music fades] 564 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:53,775 - [grunting] - [audience laughs] 565 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,570 JJ, they found us. Pack your stuff. We're going out the back. 566 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:57,696 [audience laughs] 567 00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,406 Why'd you hit me, Show? 568 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,408 How does it know my name? 569 00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:04,953 - [audience laughs] - It's Terry. I asked him to come over. 570 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,372 This is your mascot intervention. 571 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:08,832 Nope, not happening. 572 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:09,958 [audience laughs] 573 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,585 - [Terry groans] - You pinkie swore. 574 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,379 I faced my fear, and now it's time to face yours. 575 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:15,672 I hate that a pinkie 576 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,883 - is a legally binding contract. - [audience laughs] 577 00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:20,093 Terry's gonna sit next to you. 578 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,221 - Wait. I am? - Yes. 579 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,348 - [Terry scoffs] - [audience laughs] 580 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,016 There's nothing to be afraid of. 581 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,143 It's just your friend, Terry... 582 00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:29,895 in a costume. 583 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:31,313 [audience laughs] 584 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,981 - Hey, just Terry. - [audience laughs] 585 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,067 [inhales and exhales deeply] 586 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,653 Good grief. Doing this for free. 587 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:38,946 [audience laughs] 588 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:40,697 [Terry grunts] 589 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,824 - [Big Show inhales sharply] - Ah. Still Terry. 590 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,117 [audience laughs] 591 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,245 Kind, gentle, breakable... 592 00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,162 [hushed] Terry. 593 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,205 [audience laughs] 594 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,252 [enthusiastically] Good job! 595 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,063 - I'm proud of you, buddy. [grunts] - [grunts] 596 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,505 - [audience laughs] - [Terry groans] 597 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:57,588 Dad! 598 00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,205 I don't like it when they talk. 599 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,258 [audience laughs] 600 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,639 Sweetie, you can't hide from what scares you. 601 00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:08,684 Sometimes we gotta do stuff we're afraid of. 602 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,019 That is literally what I said to you. 603 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,747 - [audience laughs] - Even the sweetie part. 604 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,611 - [audience laughs] - Well, it was good advice. 605 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:18,026 Dad, I know you can do this. I believe in you. 606 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,402 Aw... 607 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:20,778 Thanks, baby. 608 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,155 [inhales and exhales deeply] 609 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:23,323 Okay, you know what? 610 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,678 We're not gonna leave this house until I'm over my fear of mascots. 611 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:29,288 Show, I'm here for you, buddy. 612 00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:33,083 But I think you should know, I do not have great health insurance. 613 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,334 [audience laughs] 614 00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,128 [upbeat pop music playing] 615 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:39,798 [music fades] 616 00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:41,717 Ah! Looks like it's closed. 617 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,927 Chalk another one up to gentrification. 618 00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:45,595 Thanks a lot, Whole Foods. 619 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,115 - [audience laughs] - Well, let's go. 620 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,224 But we're literally inside, the lights are on, 621 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,976 - [sighs] - and the guy's right there. 622 00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:52,728 Hey, I'm Rene. 623 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:55,355 [sputters] Rene? Oh, no, no, no. 624 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,566 No, we can't get a tattoo from a dude named Rene. 625 00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:58,525 No offense. 626 00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:00,336 - [audience laughs] - That's a little hurtful, 627 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,360 but I'll look past it. 628 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,806 What are you guys thinking about? 629 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:05,615 I got a, uh, special on snakes 630 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:07,075 and the Frasier logo. 631 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,243 [audience laughs] 632 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:11,872 Do you have anything without snakes, Mr. Rene? 633 00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:13,457 It's kind of what I'm known for. 634 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:14,892 - [audience laughs] - You know what? 635 00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:17,919 Since we don't know what we want, we'll come back when we do. Or never. 636 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,504 What about the Halle Graham emblem? 637 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,691 With the date we went to the concert inside the heart? 638 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:23,175 [sighs heavily] Shoot, 639 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,593 that's a great idea, 640 00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,636 and really meaningful to us. 641 00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:29,514 Yeah, everything's meaningful till the next morning. 642 00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:32,976 I once tattooed the Taco Bell chihuahua on a guy's face. 643 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,269 [audience laughs] 644 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,355 Okay, who wants the hot seat? 645 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,357 - [audience laughs] - Uh... I'll start. Um... 646 00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:39,983 Okay, um... [chuckles] 647 00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:42,486 What I want is a... 648 00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:45,572 is a really sharp needle just stabbed into my skin 649 00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:47,675 - [audience laughs] - with ink that will last forever 650 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:49,368 and ever, and ever. 651 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,203 - So a tattoo. - [audience laughs] 652 00:22:51,286 --> 00:22:52,412 Yeah, I can do that. 653 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:54,414 And here we go. 654 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:55,778 - [Cassy groans] - [inker buzzes] 655 00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,246 [screaming] Ah, Rene, stop! 656 00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,836 - [audience laughs] - Okay, no, we cannot get tattoos today. 657 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:00,920 Oh, I hate to do this, 658 00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:03,423 but I have got to be the mom here [stammers] and say no. 659 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,134 - Oh, thank God. I don't want one either. - [Cassy] What? 660 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,053 I only did it because I thought you wanted to! 661 00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:09,346 You were gonna do that? 662 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,824 Well, yeah, [stammers] I didn't want to be the lame stepmom, 663 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,975 I wanted to be your cool friend. 664 00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:16,353 Thank you, but you know what? 665 00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:19,314 This whole thing made me realize I don't think I want you as a friend. 666 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,191 [stammering] That's little harsh. 667 00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:22,554 - [audience laughs] - No, no, no. 668 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:25,821 I just mean, my mom was really young when she had me, 669 00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:27,739 and we spent so much time together. 670 00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,616 And she was kind of like your friend. 671 00:23:29,699 --> 00:23:30,951 - Yeah. - [Cassy] Hm. 672 00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:32,494 And I love spending time with you, 673 00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:33,578 but if it's okay, 674 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,956 I wouldn't mind if you were more just like a mom 675 00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:37,266 - than a friend. - [Cassy] Well, 676 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:38,959 I can do that. Come here. 677 00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:40,042 [Cassy chuckles] 678 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,504 [strained] That is so sweet. 679 00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:43,422 [audience laughs] 680 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:46,466 Thank you for your time, Rene, but we will not be doing tattoos today. 681 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:50,095 I, uh... did put needle to skin, so you do have a little dot tattoo 682 00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:51,178 on your arm. 683 00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:54,306 I have an idea. 684 00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:55,681 [upbeat pop music playing] 685 00:23:59,187 --> 00:24:00,564 [music fades] 686 00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:01,690 I kind of want to know, 687 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,733 but I definitely know I don't want to know. 688 00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:06,069 Somebody got over his fear of mascots today. 689 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:07,404 - [Lola laughs] - Way to go! 690 00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:09,247 Does that mean we can go to Disney World now? 691 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,323 Well, baby steps. 692 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:12,407 Let's start with the guy in the banana peel costume 693 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,131 hanging out in front of the T-Mobile store. 694 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:16,081 - [audience laughs] - What did you guys do today? 695 00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:17,581 Got tattoos. 696 00:24:17,664 --> 00:24:19,458 - Cassy, I thought we... - No, no. Relax. 697 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:22,043 Relax. We just got matching dots on our arm. 698 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:23,253 How much you pay? 699 00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:25,481 I'd had done it for free with a sharpie and a hot nail. 700 00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:27,883 - [audience laughs] - Not really how tattoos work, Terry. 701 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,267 - Tell that to my cousins. - [audience laughs] 702 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,012 We did it as a bonding thing. 703 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:34,723 That we'll never do again but will last forever. 704 00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:36,516 That's awesome. I love that. 705 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,852 Oh! How was JJ's first day in smart kids class? 706 00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:39,811 Good, great. 707 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,855 She actually invited some of the kids over to hang 708 00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:42,939 Check it out. 709 00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:45,941 Oh, no. 710 00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:47,349 I'll stay in the kitchen, Show. 711 00:24:47,402 --> 00:24:48,236 I don't like kids. 712 00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:49,905 They get me punched, they get me sick, 713 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,865 they cut the line down at the water slide. 714 00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:53,658 They're gross. Thanks. 715 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:54,742 [audience laughs] 716 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,579 I think the easiest point of entry into the candy factory 717 00:24:58,371 --> 00:25:00,040 - is the east... - [papers rustle] 718 00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:01,267 - [audience laughs] - [JJ] Hey, 719 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,710 could my friends and I get a snack? 720 00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:06,713 Some chips, fruit, grapes, 721 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:08,464 and bananas? 722 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,675 - [all together] Bananas! - [audience laughs] 723 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:13,094 - She's wearing a scarf. - She's got minions. 724 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,471 And they asked for bananas. 725 00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:16,264 [all together] Bananas! 726 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:17,807 [Big Show and Cassy] She's a Gru! 727 00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:19,309 - [audience laughs] - [door opens] 728 00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:24,064 I am going to destroy Taylor Swift! 729 00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:25,815 [footsteps thudding] 730 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,361 I'm gonna grab a bottle of wine, and I will see you on Monday. 731 00:25:29,444 --> 00:25:31,029 - [audience laughs] - Good luck. 732 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:33,114 [upbeat ending credits playing] 733 00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:07,899 Subtitle translation by