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- [upbeat pop music playing]
- [plane engine hums]
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[music fades]
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And that's why I named my eighth poodle
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- after my fourth husband.
- [audience laughs]
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That's great, Dorothy,
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but you know the ding just means
the passenger seat belt sign is off,
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not that it's time to share.
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- [audience laughs]
- Not in my day! [chuckles]
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So, what brings you to Tampa, Lola?
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Um, I'm actually moving there
to live with my dad.
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He just retired.
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Oh! What did he do?
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He was kind of an entertainer.
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Ooh... Like Celine Dion?
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- [audience laughs]
- ["Mr. Big Show" rock theme plays]
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- [crowd cheers]
- [announcer] Look at that!
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[body thuds]
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[announcer 2] The Big Show
has won
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- the US title!
- [sparks hiss]
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- [rock music stops abruptly]
- Yep, just like Celine Dion.
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- [audience laughs]
- If Celine Dion ate an entire Vegas buffet
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- of Celine Dions.
- [audience laughs]
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So now your dad's retired,
what is he doing?
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I think he's got his hands
in a lot of stuff.
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Done, boom, yes!
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- Dad, this is not a French braid.
- [audience laughs]
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Oh, man,
I don't know why this is so hard.
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There's something wrong with your hair.
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I used to braid Mick Foley's hair
all the time.
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And he loved it.
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- [audience laughs]
- I've said it before
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and I'll say it again.
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Stop comparing me to Mick Foley.
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- [audience laughs]
- Good morning. How's my Big Show?
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And my little show... Oh.
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[audience laughs]
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[sighs] So, I went on this amazing run
this morning
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and I tried to jog
through the Starbucks drive-through again.
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- [audience laughs]
- Got into a real spicy conversation
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with the manager.
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Long story short,
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we are banned from that Starbucks.
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But that's my favorite Starbucks!
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They always sneak me day-old cake pops.
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- [audience laughs]
- [laughs] Well, if you wanna go there,
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you'll have to wear a disguise.
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Look at me.
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What kind of disguise
could I possibly wear?
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[scoffs] Shrek? Hulk?
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Kool-Aid Man? Giant potato?
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I could do this all day.
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[audience laughs]
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You know what, there's a Starbucks
near the airport.
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Ooh, yeah, about that,
I can't go to the airport today
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to pick up Lola with you.
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No! You have to!
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Lola's not just visiting this time,
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she's actually moving in with us.
Everything has to be perfect!
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- And it will be! Don't worry.
- [audience laughs]
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Just you being there
will be enough. [kisses]
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No, it won't! I need you.
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You class me up, Cassy.
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You talked me out of wearing cargo shorts
for our wedding.
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- [audience laughs]
- But not to the reception.
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- [audience laughs]
- Look, I'm sorry I can't go with you,
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but I have a really good reason.
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I finally got the Litman listing.
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The house where the old lady died?
Isn't that place super haunted?
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[scoffs] That's just a myth
that turned out to be true.
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- [audience laughs]
- Look, no one's ever been able
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to sell that place.
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I sell it, I finally get my face
on a bus bench.
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You know, I've had my face on a bus bench.
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It sucks. It's just butts, all day long.
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ADB. All Day Butts.
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- [JJ giggles]
- [audience laughs]
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Can I go to the airport?
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I love the smell of jet fuel
in the morning.
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Uh, no, JJ, you can go to school.
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I'm just psyched
to be getting a big sister.
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What are you talking about?
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You already have a big sister.
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Me!
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Oh, my God, I am losing my identity.
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Guys, MSS
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is a legit problem.
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- [audience laughs]
- MSS?
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Middle Sister Syndrome.
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It's real and it affects
one in three children
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- of three-children households.
- [audience laughs]
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Okay, I think we're being
a little dramatic.
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Dramatic?
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I am not dramatic.
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Do you all really think that I'm dramatic?
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Tell me right now
or I will run away forever.
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Nobody say anything,
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- let's see if she's bluffing.
- [audience laughs]
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Okay, we have a few minutes before school.
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I think I know who will cheer you up,
if you're game, Doctor Mandy.
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Seriously? Do we have time?
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Oh, we'll make time.
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- [audience laughs]
- Doctor,
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there's something terribly wrong
with our patient!
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- [suspenseful music plays]
- You just gave her the one dose, right?
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- [audience laughs]
- [growling]
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[Big Show's gruff voice]
Need more candy!
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[yelling] Run! It's Giant JJ!
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- [Cassy and Mandy scream]
- [Big Show's gruff voice] Need more candy!
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- [continued growling and screaming]
- [audience laughs]
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[Big Show's gruff voice] Need more candy!
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[suspenseful music continues]
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[Big Show's gruff voice] Candy!
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- [music ends]
- [bells ding]
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[upbeat pop opening credits playing]
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Okay, today's the day.
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We gotta tell Mandy
she's moving in with JJ,
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and give her room to Lola.
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[sighs] Do we have to? She is scary.
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Especially when she goes into silent mode.
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- [audience laughs]
- Please, I'm not scared of a tween.
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I'm only scared of two things:
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mascots and shopping for jeans
at Banana Republic.
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[audience laughs]
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Hey, what's up?
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Mandy!
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Your mom wants to talk to you.
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- [audience laughs]
- That is a straight up lie.
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- [audience laughs]
- [Big Show sighs]
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Okay.
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I'm the dad and what I say goes.
Lola's getting your room.
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You know, 'cause Lola's only spent
summer vacations with us.
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[audience laughs]
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- [continued laughing]
- [Big Show sighs]
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You know, 'cause we promised
she'd have her own room?
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Okay, great talk, honey. Love you!
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[audience laughs]
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Ooh!
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- [chuckles] That was tough to watch.
- [door closes]
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She crushed you.
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- [audience laughs]
- You need a hug?
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Yes, please.
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[audience laughs]
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[upbeat pop music playing]
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- [music fades]
- [JJ sneezes]
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I know that sneeze.
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- [audience laughs]
- JJ!
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[balloon rustling]
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Oh, hey, Dad.
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So before you get upset, just hear me out.
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- I got nothing.
- [audience laughs]
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I just wanted
to come pick up Lola with you.
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"Aw, JJ!
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That's so sweet!"
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- [audience laughs]
- You can't do your own reaction.
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And you can't skip school.
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You're in a lot of trouble, young lady.
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I brought a confetti cannon.
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You're in a little less trouble,
young lady. Come on!
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[audience laughs]
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[upbeat pop music playing]
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- [music fades]
- Hey!
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[stammering] You're that wrestler guy.
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John Cena.
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- [audience laughs]
- John Cena?
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Do I look like a guy
that wakes up twice a night to moisturize?
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- [audience laughs]
- Dude, this is The Big Show.
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Yes, I'm a huge fan!
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Officer Lance Johnson.
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Can I have your autograph?
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Hit the bricks, Johnson.
My dad's a busy man.
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- [audience laughs]
- [chuckling] No, I'm not.
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It'd be my pleasure.
I'd do anything for the police.
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Anything?
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Yeah, so my mom got this killer job
and moved to Belgium.
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Oh, so she's in the waffle industry?
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Don't think that's a thing.
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- Wish it was, though.
- [audience laughs]
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But, anyways, that's why I'm moving here.
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To live with my dad,
stepmom and half sisters.
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Well, that's a big change.
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I'm actually super excited about it.
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The weather is amazing.
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My dad said I have my own room,
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and there's a girl's hockey team
at my new school.
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Oh, you play hockey?
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Dorothy, I'm from Minnesota.
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- We learn hockey before we learn math.
- [Dorothy chuckles]
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- [audience laughs]
- So, is your dad picking you up?
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No, I'm just gonna Uber.
I don't need anyone to pick me up.
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Plus, I know
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he would make
a big deal out of... Dad?
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Hi, sweetie.
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- [audience laughs]
- Surprise.
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What is happening?
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- [camera shuttering]
- Also, why is it happening?
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- [audience laughs]
- Ah, he wanted me to hold him like a baby.
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It happens sometimes with fans.
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[audience laughs]
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I know I'm a cop,
but I've never felt so safe.
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[audience laughs]
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Welcome to Tampa, Lola!
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Hey, JJ!
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[cannon pops]
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- [crowd cheers]
- [audience laughs]
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[upbeat pop music plays]
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- [music fades]
- Lola, hi!
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- You cut your hair.
- Cassy!
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- You noticed.
- [Cassy chuckles]
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I noticed, too.
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It's rounder and hairier.
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- [audience laughs]
- I just didn't say anything.
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- Because I'm lying.
- [audience laughs]
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Where are your bags?
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The airline's lost 'em.
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The guy at the counter did say
they would be delivered today.
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He did put today in quotes
and then laughed directly in my face,
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and said, "This is why I don't fly."
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- [audience laughs]
- Airlines, am I right?
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And don't even get me started
on the food.
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Don't worry, you can borrow my pajamas.
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Thanks!
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But, on the plus side,
I'm excited to see my new room.
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Oh! Fun story about that.
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You're doing a sit-in?
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That's right.
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Like my heroes RBG, AOC and Leslie Knope.
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Again, not a real person.
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[audience laughs]
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I am exercising my right
to protest against oppressive forces.
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In this case, you.
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- [audience laughs]
- Hey, Lola.
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So excited you're here. Love your hair.
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Thanks! Love your sit-in.
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- [audience laughs]
- This is nothing.
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Wait till you see
what I've got planned next.
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This revolution will not be televised,
it will be live-streamed.
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- [audience laughs]
- Hi, guys!
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[Mandy] Mom,
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Dad, this footage will be used in court
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when I decide
to daughter-divorce you both.
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[audience laughs]
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It'll probably win an Oscar,
and I won't be thanking you
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inmy speech.
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Oh yes, you will be thanking us,
or you're grounded.
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Wait, what am I saying? This is not real.
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- [audience laughs]
- Lola can bunk with me. It'll be fun.
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00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:35,890
FYI, I sleep walk,
sleep talk and sleep eat.
248
00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:37,808
- [audience laughs]
- And if I hit a juice box
249
00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:40,436
after seven,
get ready for some sleep peeing.
250
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,856
[chuckles] I know I promised you
you'd get your own room, and you will,
251
00:08:44,982 --> 00:08:46,901
but would you mind bunking
with JJ for now?
252
00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,360
[sighs] Uh...
253
00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:50,112
I guess I don't have a choice.
254
00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,573
So, do you ever actually sleep-sleep?
255
00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,408
I'll sleep-sleep when I die.
256
00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:55,868
Hustle don't stop, bro.
257
00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:57,036
[audience laughs]
258
00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:59,038
[mellow pop music playing]
259
00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:01,331
[phone chimes]
260
00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,001
[music fades]
261
00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:05,795
[keyboard clacking]
262
00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,045
[text whooshing]
263
00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:11,384
[continued clacking and whooshing]
264
00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:20,268
Welcome to the JJ Dome!
265
00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:22,603
[air horn blaring]
266
00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:23,771
[audience laughs]
267
00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:25,731
I gotta say,
268
00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,400
loving the vibe in here.
269
00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:29,026
Thanks, I had a vision.
270
00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:31,031
- [audience laughs]
- Super psyched you're here.
271
00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,447
Make yourself comfortable.
272
00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,366
And I want you to know,
273
00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:37,660
mi casa es su casa.
274
00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:39,870
Except for mi legos,
mi legos are not su legos.
275
00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:40,997
They are mine.
276
00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,832
- [audience laughs]
- Mine. Mine...
277
00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:43,915
[audience laughs]
278
00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:46,669
How's it going in the JJ Dome?
279
00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:48,421
[air horn blaring]
280
00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:49,547
[audience laughs]
281
00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:50,756
It's okay.
282
00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:54,427
Lola, I know we're off to a shaky start,
but I promise I'll make it up to you.
283
00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:55,970
It's not that shaky.
284
00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:57,388
I mean, I don't have any
285
00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:58,472
of my own stuff,
286
00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:00,621
I'm sleeping in my stepmom's pajamas
287
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,810
on the top bunk of a kiddie disco
288
00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:04,854
- so I don't get peed on.
- [audience laughs]
289
00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,480
- Yes, a little shaky.
- Super shaky.
290
00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,792
- [audience laughs]
- But, hey, tomorrow's a brand new day,
291
00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,192
new school, new friends.
292
00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,318
New girl's hockey team.
293
00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,862
Super excited about that.
294
00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,865
Once I get back on the ice,
it'll feel like home.
295
00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:17,450
I'm just so happy you're here. [kisses]
296
00:10:18,075 --> 00:10:19,075
I'm happy too.
297
00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,118
[Big Show chuckles]
298
00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:24,123
Okay, all right! We're doing this.
299
00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,708
Oh. Forgot to mention.
300
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,127
I get 50% of any tooth fairy money.
301
00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:30,563
You can talk to your guy, but trust me,
302
00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,428
- it's a standard contract.
- [audience laughs]
303
00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:35,259
[upbeat pop music plays, then fades]
304
00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,219
This is all of Mandy's homework.
305
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,063
You sure you're okay
with her missing school?
306
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:41,307
Oh, everyone knows about the sit-in.
307
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:43,476
In fact,
we excused most of our class to join in.
308
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:45,227
Look at the live stream.
309
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,022
We encourage our students
to be civic thinking
310
00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:50,691
and aware of the power they have
to control their own lives.
311
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,068
Control their own lives?
312
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,486
Have you met my daughters?
313
00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:56,280
JJ once borrowed a boat,
got halfway to the Keys
314
00:10:56,364 --> 00:11:00,493
before she turned herself in,
because she was, "Jonesing for a PB&J."
315
00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:02,370
- [audience laughs]
- [teacher giggles]
316
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,288
[yelling] Incoming chest bump!
317
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,873
- There you are!
- [together] Boom!
318
00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:06,832
[audience laughs]
319
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:07,916
Yeah!
320
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,087
Hey, how was your first day?
It was great, right?
321
00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:11,420
It was fine.
322
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,505
Fine? Come on!
323
00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,590
How about your classes?
Where's your locker?
324
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,508
Hey, do the bathrooms
325
00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:17,551
have those old urinals
that go down to the floor?
326
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:18,761
Wait, you're a girl.
327
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:21,305
- [audience laughs]
- Honestly, it wasn't a great day.
328
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:22,515
It's 75 degrees outside,
329
00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:25,158
and I'm still wearing winter clothes
because my stuff is missing.
330
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,224
- The airlines called, they found the bags.
- Great.
331
00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:28,521
- In Paris.
- [audience laughs]
332
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,940
Which you know is a great place for bags.
333
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,743
- [audience laughs]
- How does that help me?
334
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:33,775
It doesn't.
335
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,378
- It doesn't at all.
- [audience laughs]
336
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:39,573
Oh, also, there's no girls hockey team,
which was pretty important to me.
337
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,158
On the plus side,
338
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,842
I was up all night,
because JJ also likes
339
00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,036
to sleep sing.
340
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:48,082
[JJ singing in Italian]
341
00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:50,334
[JJ hits and holds an off-key note]
342
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,253
[audience laughs]
343
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,312
- [note continues]
- [continued laughing]
344
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,716
- I don't even know Italian.
- [audience laughs]
345
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:58,217
[Big Show] I'm sorry,
346
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,302
I just assumed
there was a boys and girls team.
347
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,513
I'll fix it. I'll talk to someone
at school tomorrow.
348
00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:04,807
No, don't do that! I'll handle it.
349
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:09,895
Aw, she gets huffy just like you.
350
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:11,564
Ugh. Whatever.
351
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:12,648
[audience laughs]
352
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:14,463
[upbeat pop music plays, then fades]
353
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,777
This isn't just a fight for the bedroom.
354
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,988
No! It's much more than that!
355
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,364
[loudly] It's a movement!
356
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,491
[students cheer and applaud]
357
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:27,163
To quote Lin-Manuel Miranda's
American Express commercial,
358
00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:29,749
- [audience laughs]
- "We create the room where it happens."
359
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,917
And this is that room!
360
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,043
[continued cheering]
361
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,255
[students whooping]
362
00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:37,381
[Mandy] JJ!
363
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,825
- [indistinct chatter]
- Where did all these kids come from?
364
00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:41,217
This is all happening
365
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,053
a lot quicker than I imagined.
366
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,138
Come here.
367
00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:47,016
I put it on Dad's Twitter.
368
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,477
Kids are coming from everywhere.
369
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,103
I'm charging 20 bucks a head.
370
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,646
You're charging 20 bucks?
371
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,775
This is a movement.
You cannot profit from that!
372
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:58,218
You get two percent of the gate
if you keep your mouth shut.
373
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,571
Ten percent,
and you have to do my chores for a week.
374
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:01,734
Seven, and I get first dibs
375
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,341
- on the bathroom in the morning.
- Deal!
376
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:06,494
Ha! I would've settled for 9%
and a go-gurt.
377
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:07,937
- [Mandy sighs]
- [audience laughs]
378
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:09,163
You played yourself, girlie.
379
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,582
[upbeat pop music plays, then fades]
380
00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:13,042
How's the haunted house going?
381
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,376
[sighs] Not great.
382
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,295
I found an exorcist on Craigslist,
383
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:19,218
but turns out he's just a personal trainer
who didn't know how to spell.
384
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,776
- [audience laughs]
- [Big Show laughs]
385
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,134
So, what's going on with you?
386
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,887
You only ask me to shave your head
when you need advice.
387
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,348
I think I'm blowing it already with Lola.
388
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:28,849
I just wanted it to be perfect,
389
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,393
and everything's going wrong
since the moment she landed.
390
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,637
Sweetie, she's only been here
391
00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:33,830
- like a couple days.
- [sighs]
392
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,574
Why are you spinning out so much
about this?
393
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,399
'Cause so long
I've been a Facetime parent.
394
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,943
Now I'm a real time parent.
395
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,153
It's better than when you were
a butt dial parent.
396
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:44,740
That was just four muffled minutes
ordering off the dollar menu at Wendy's.
397
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,676
- I spent a lot of dollars that night.
- [laughs]
398
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:47,576
[audience laughs]
399
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:51,747
Look, you were always there for Lola,
even if she didn't see you every day.
400
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:55,129
Yeah, but now that she's here,
I want her to feel like this is her home.
401
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,503
And she will, she just needs time.
402
00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:00,965
[sighs] Maybe if I can get her
on the hockey team,
403
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,258
things will turn around.
404
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,569
I wanted to talk to the coach,
but Lola said I shouldn't.
405
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:06,887
Yep, she's right. Let her handle it.
406
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,389
I don't know, I think I can help.
407
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:13,561
Show, listen to me and remember
that I am holding a razor to your scalp.
408
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,397
- [audience laughs]
- Do not go talk to the...
409
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,148
- Coach Fener?
- [grunts]
410
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,109
[strained] Three, four...
411
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,069
- and five.
- [door closes]
412
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:23,028
Ah, that burns right.
413
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,712
- [audience laughs]
- [exhales in relief]
414
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,698
Dang, look at you.
415
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:28,197
What do you go, about 5'8?
416
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:29,577
5'9?
417
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,930
- [audience laughs]
- [chuckles] Yeah, when I was like 11.
418
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,456
- [audience laughs]
- Okay, what can I do you for, Big Gulp?
419
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,144
I'm actually here about my daughter, Lola.
She wants to play on the hockey team.
420
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:40,671
Yeah, [sighs] I'm gonna tell you
the same thing I told her.
421
00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:43,340
There aren't enough girls in Tampa
who wanna play ice hockey.
422
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,385
Yeah, come on, there's gotta be
some kind of a compromise?
423
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:48,846
- [chuckles] I don't compromise.
- [audience laughs]
424
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:52,391
I come from a military family. [exhales]
You think there's compromise in war?
425
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,744
- Yeah, that's literally how they end.
- [audience laughs]
426
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:55,895
Listen, Double Stuff!
427
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,378
- Don't call me Double Stuff.
- Why?
428
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:58,606
'Cause I don't like it.
429
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,409
And when I don't like something,
I break it.
430
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,318
Are you threatening a military man?
431
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:05,404
No, I am threatening a P.E. teacher
who shops at Baby Gap.
432
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:06,655
[audience laughs]
433
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:08,407
[grunts and huffs]
434
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:09,825
It's time to go.
435
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,076
[audience laughs]
436
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,161
[Big Show sighs]
437
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:15,015
Oh! [stammers] Before you do,
could you actually hang this photo for me
438
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,808
- up on the wall? [laughs]
- [audience laughs]
439
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,977
Thank you so much,
[inhales, lowers tone] Double Stuff.
440
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,669
[audience oohs]
441
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,255
[audience laughs]
442
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,925
I just don't wanna talk about it!
443
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,676
What was I supposed to do?
444
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,636
Nothing!
445
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,555
Like I literally told you to do!
Could not have been clearer!
446
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:32,806
What happened?
447
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:33,974
I just talked to the coach.
448
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,851
Talk? I wish you just talked!
449
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:37,102
[Coach Fener yelping]
450
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,354
[Coach Fener screaming]
451
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,024
- [audience laughs]
- Ah, come on, man! This is not cool!
452
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,276
Hey, sweetie.
453
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:45,693
Oh, him?
454
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,048
- He was like that when I got here.
- [audience laughs]
455
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,072
Let's go, quickly.
456
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,618
Good news is coach changed his mind.
I had nothing to do with it.
457
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,079
- So there's a girl's team now?
- Nope.
458
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,330
- Oh, no.
- Yep.
459
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,708
- [audience laughs]
- What? The coach is gonna let her try out
460
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,834
for the boys team.
461
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:05,381
I mean, it's 2020, what about RBG and ABC,
and all that feminist stuff?
462
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,882
It's AOC!
463
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,694
ABC is what old people watch
when they don't know how to find YouTube.
464
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,999
- [audience laughs]
- That totally tracks, I've done that.
465
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:14,807
And a girl on a boys team
is so played out.
466
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,016
Every time I get on the ice,
467
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,620
the guys are afraid to check me,
or they don't pass me the puck.
468
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,938
So show those stupid boys
you're better than them.
469
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:21,980
I will!
470
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,441
I'm gonna go to that tryout tomorrow
and kill it.
471
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:27,569
But if I'm gonna be on the boys team,
I wanna earn it my way.
472
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:28,820
By myself!
473
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,991
You don't have to do it
by yourself anymore.
474
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,450
Yes, I do.
475
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:34,827
That's how I work.
476
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,746
Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go up to my room.
477
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,707
Oh, wait! I don't have one.
478
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,418
- [Cassy sighs]
- [Big Show exhales]
479
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,586
[footsteps ascend]
480
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,882
What? He called me Double Stuff.
481
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,301
- [audience laughs]
- Show, I specifically told you
482
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,594
not to do anything.
483
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:56,223
I know, you're right, but in my defense,
I did not listen to you.
484
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:57,891
- [audience laughs]
- [Cassy scoffs]
485
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,575
- [mellow music playing]
- [phone chimes]
486
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:01,020
[keyboard clacking]
487
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,230
[chiming and clacking]
488
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:06,691
Oh.
489
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,736
Hey, I, uh, didn't know you were out here.
490
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,321
Yeah, I just, needed some privacy.
491
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,240
You hear about Dad and Coach Fener?
492
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:14,158
Oh, yeah.
493
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,785
I heard Dad punched Coach Fener
so hard in the stomach,
494
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,620
he went from an outtie to an innie.
495
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,331
- [audience laughs]
- What? No, that's not what happened.
496
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,668
But, is Dad always like this?
497
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:28,130
Look, he means well,
and his heart's in the right place.
498
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,090
He just can't control himself.
499
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,092
He's like a giant puppy
in a house of bacon.
500
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,510
[audience laughs]
501
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,012
[zipping]
502
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,056
Hey, where were you?
503
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,600
Oh, I was just hanging out
at none of your business.
504
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,435
- [audience laughs]
- What's up?
505
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:43,520
We were just talking about Dad.
506
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:47,232
I heard he crushed Coach F,
and now he has to poop into a bag.
507
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,460
- [audience laughs]
- What? No,
508
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,604
he just hung him up on the wall
like a stuffed marlin.
509
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:53,113
Wow, this story has gotten out of control.
510
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,865
[sighs deeply] And so has this sit-in.
511
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,450
I need this to be over,
512
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:57,868
but I can't cave to mom and dad.
513
00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,661
It sets a bad precedent.
514
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,288
Mandy, if I can get them
515
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,207
to cave, can I please have the room?
516
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,090
I could really use my own space
for right now.
517
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,336
Yes, the kids in my room suck!
518
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:10,380
They keep recommending podcasts
about natural deodorant to me.
519
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:11,590
[audience laughs]
520
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:12,966
What are we gonna do?
521
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,260
We just have to escalate
and manipulate things
522
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,137
where they have no choice but to cave.
523
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,221
Manipulate?
524
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:20,015
Now you're talking my language.
525
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,060
- [audience laughs]
- I need 50 bucks, Mom and Dad's passports,
526
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,646
and you two ding-dongs
to keep your mouth shut.
527
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:28,565
- [audience laughs]
- Okay, we're not doing whatever that is,
528
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:29,983
but I do have a plan.
529
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,568
I'm so glad you're here, Lola.
530
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,028
See? I love this.
531
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,322
With you here, Lola, we outnumber them.
532
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:38,325
We'll always get our way.
As long as we have each other's backs.
533
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,661
Sister to sister to sister.
534
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:42,830
[together] Aw.
535
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,125
- JJ, put my wallet back in my pocket.
- [audience laughs]
536
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,044
You know I had to try.
537
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,045
[audience laughs]
538
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,630
[upbeat pop music playing]
539
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,400
- [whistle blows]
- [Coach F] Yeah! Nice!
540
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:55,424
Nice shot!
541
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,403
- Nice! Move those skates!
- [sticks clatter]
542
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,054
- [skates hiss on ice]
- Very nice!
543
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,722
Mom told us to stay in the car.
544
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,433
- [giggles] We were never doing that.
- [audience laughs]
545
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,185
- [Coach F] And shoot!
- [punk clanks]
546
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,311
[whistle blows]
547
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,563
Ah, come on!
548
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,732
Lola was totally right.
The boys won't play her straight up.
549
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,878
There has to be a way to show them
she's tough and can take it.
550
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:16,363
Oh, no. I can see it in your eyes.
551
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:18,532
Something cray-cray is about to happen.
552
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:20,176
- [audience laughs]
- And whatever it is,
553
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,703
I'm capital I-N-N, in.
554
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:25,080
You do know that "in"
is spelled with one "N"?
555
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:28,041
You took me out of school for this.
That's on you, homeboy.
556
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,459
- [audience laughs]
- Good point.
557
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,796
I know I've done everything wrong
since Lola got here.
558
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,048
If she wants to do this her way,
559
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:36,800
I gotta fix this.
560
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,124
- [indistinct yelling]
- My way.
561
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:39,636
Alright, get some water.
562
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,138
Back on the ice in five.
563
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:42,221
There you go.
564
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,268
Oh, no, he's back.
565
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,395
[audience laughs]
566
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,773
He's bigger. Somehow he's getting bigger.
567
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,043
- [audience laughs]
- No, he's just getting closer to me.
568
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,736
[skates hissing on ice]
569
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,030
[skates whoosh]
570
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,824
- What are you doing here?
- Check me.
571
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:01,909
What? No!
572
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,952
Check me in the boards,
knock me on my butt!
573
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,076
Show them what you can do!
574
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,747
I'm not gonna hit you.
575
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,874
God, can't you ever just leave me alone?
576
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:12,461
No, I'm not going away.
I wasn't there for you for so many years.
577
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:15,422
And I'm never doing that again.
I'm in your life, whether you like it
578
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,049
or not. If you want me
579
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,967
to go away,
you're gonna have to make me.
580
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,428
[skates scraping on ice]
581
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,555
Unless you're too scared.
582
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:27,351
[sticks rattles on ice]
583
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,394
- [audience laughs]
- Oh, boy.
584
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,063
[skates hissing on ice]
585
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,439
[Big Show thudding]
586
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:34,733
- [Big Show screams in pain]
- [all cheering] Yeah!
587
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:35,817
[sticks banging on ice]
588
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,301
- [audience laughs]
- [Big Show] Ow!
589
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,906
- [helmet thuds]
- Dad! You okay? I'm sorry.
590
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,949
[struggling] Oh, I'm the one
that should be sorry.
591
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:44,998
I just wanted everything
to be perfect for you.
592
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,662
I wanted you to feel like you were home.
593
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,079
You know what's weird?
594
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:50,582
Slamming you into the boards
has kind of been the first moment
595
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:51,667
this has felt like home.
596
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,169
- Ah, that was my plan all along.
- Really?
597
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,522
- [audience laughs]
- No, I'm making this stuff up as I go.
598
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:58,382
[audience laughs]
599
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,343
This is all gonna get easier, right?
600
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:04,554
I sure hope so,
I'm not gonna be able to walk for a week.
601
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:05,764
[audience laughs]
602
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:07,224
But I promise, in the future,
603
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:09,017
I'll wait till you asked for help.
604
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,854
And I promise to think
about asking for your help. [laughs]
605
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,273
- [audience laughs]
- Deal.
606
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:17,859
That was awesome.
607
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,029
Okay, what I'm gonna need
is for us to do it one more time.
608
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,531
I'd love to get it in slo-mo.
609
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:23,907
[audience laughs]
610
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,951
[upbeat pop music plays, then fades]
611
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:28,453
[Cassy] We will come down
on the price of the house.
612
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:32,165
[scoffs] No, there aren't ghosts,
there is a ghost.
613
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,685
- [audience laughs]
- It's an old lady
614
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:34,710
in a Victorian nightgown.
615
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,586
If anything, it classes up the place.
616
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:37,504
Hello?
617
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:38,987
- [audience laughs]
- [Cassy scoffs]
618
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,214
Oh.
619
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,244
- So, how'd it go?
- [door closes]
620
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,316
Good! I stayed in the car the whole time.
621
00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:45,345
JJ sent me the video.
622
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:46,847
[sighs] You ratted me out to Mom?
623
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:49,433
She promised me a Nintendo Switch
if I flipped.
624
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,476
And I want that Switch, baby.
625
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,436
[audience laughs]
626
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:54,521
Good news, Lola. Your bags have arrived.
627
00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:56,356
[exhales] Finally! Yes, all right!
628
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,942
Things are starting to turn around
for the old...
629
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,611
- Zane Rutlidge from Detroit, Michigan.
- [audience laughs]
630
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,196
These are not my bags.
631
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,615
You know, sometimes,
we don't get the bags we want,
632
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:06,950
but we get the bags we need.
633
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,994
- [audience laughs]
- What does that mean?
634
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:10,704
I don't know, I was just trying to help.
635
00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:12,181
- [audience laughs]
- [Cassy scoffs]
636
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:14,833
You know what? It's cool.
They'll get here eventually.
637
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,502
- [indistinct chatter]
- [Cassy] Who are those kids?
638
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:18,420
They're from Orlando.
639
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:20,464
Ugh. I hate kids from Orlando.
640
00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,692
- They got that Disney stink on 'em.
- [audience laughs]
641
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,885
Mandy's protest is blowing up on Twitter.
642
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,386
This thing is getting huge.
643
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:27,763
[bongos playing]
644
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,139
Is that a drum circle?
645
00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:32,559
[groans] I cannot stand drum circles!
They're never in rhythm.
646
00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:34,242
- [audience laughs]
- Girls, go upstairs.
647
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,103
[Cassy sighs]
648
00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:38,190
Ah!
649
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,359
Babe, I think we have to cave.
650
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,069
To cave? No, no.
651
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,152
No, no, no.
652
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:44,528
I won't cave.
653
00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:47,491
I will hold the line to the end of days.
654
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:50,327
I was once in a three-hour standoff
with an old lady
655
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:52,287
for a parking spot in front of TJ Maxx.
656
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,747
- [audience laughs]
- I will never,
657
00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:55,414
ever,
658
00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:56,874
ever,
659
00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,753
- [gruff] ever, cave.
- [audience laughs]
660
00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:01,421
Hey... [sighs]
661
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:02,839
We're going to need mattresses,
662
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:05,050
because my people want to sleep over.
663
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:07,219
And they're going to need
to use your bathroom.
664
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:08,929
Okay, you win, you can keep the room.
665
00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:10,722
Way to hold the line, Braveheart.
666
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:11,807
[audience laughs]
667
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:15,185
And now that I've won and proven my point,
668
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:16,728
I'll suspend the sit-in.
669
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:17,938
Lola can have the room.
670
00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:19,313
Thank you.
671
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,317
Hey, Dad, remember the whole
asking for help thing?
672
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,820
- Yeah?
- Well, can you please help me
673
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:26,446
get these kids out of my new room?
674
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,365
Oh, I thought you'd never ask.
675
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:31,034
- [audience laughs]
- [Big Show inhales and exhales deeply]
676
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,660
[Big Show huffs]
677
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:33,912
[yelling] All right!
678
00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:35,497
I am bigger,
679
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:36,706
stronger,
680
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:39,709
- and balder than everyone in this room!
- [audience laughs]
681
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,545
If you are not related to me,
682
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:44,172
or a dependent on my taxes,
683
00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:45,632
get out!
684
00:23:46,716 --> 00:23:48,051
[screaming] Now!
685
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,262
- [feet shuffling]
- [audience laughs]
686
00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:56,393
God, I love helping.
687
00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:57,477
[audience laughs]
688
00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:59,020
[mellow music playing]
689
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:02,357
[knocking at door]
690
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,900
- [music fades]
- Hey, kiddo.
691
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,861
Look, sorry again about the bags.
692
00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:08,948
If you want,
I can take you to the mall tomorrow,
693
00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:10,198
buy you some new clothes.
694
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,511
What do you need, like, underwear, bras?
I'm gonna have Cassy take you to the mall.
695
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:14,828
- Good call.
- [audience laughs]
696
00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:16,705
Where did you find that?
697
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,957
It was in my bag.
I didn't want it to break.
698
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:20,792
You remember that day?
699
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:23,044
- Of course I remember that day.
- [mellow music plays]
700
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,928
You spilled hot chocolate
all over your pants,
701
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:27,090
and then we made
a life size Big Show snowman
702
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:30,218
Biggest snowman ever.
That sucker didn't melt till July.
703
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,511
[audience laughs]
704
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,226
- Are you gonna cry?
- No!
705
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,478
[audience laughs]
706
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:41,438
Yes, but later when I'm in the bath.
707
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:43,565
- [audience laughs]
- Come on, It's movie night.
708
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,609
We're having Mediterranean food.
709
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:48,153
- This hero needs some gyros.
- [audience laughs]
710
00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:49,863
Oh my God, was that a dad joke?
711
00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:51,198
I dunno, it's all Greek to me.
712
00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:52,282
Ooh, two in a row,
713
00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:53,365
you gotta go.
714
00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:55,619
[imitating Mr. T] I "pita" the fool
that does dad jokes!
715
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:57,542
- [audience laughs]
- Okay, seriously, get out!
716
00:24:57,579 --> 00:24:59,039
- Love you!
- Love you.
717
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,667
Oh, well. [clears throat] Okay,
718
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:05,045
before we eat, you know the rules.
719
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:08,048
- [audience laughs]
- Best part of your day, Mandy.
720
00:25:08,131 --> 00:25:09,841
Well, I have seven best parts.
721
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,605
- Pick one, I'm hungry.
- [audience laughs]
722
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,804
Today, I became the first middle sister
723
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,348
to make real change in our world.
724
00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:18,725
That can't possibly be true,
but carry on.
725
00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:20,268
Point is, I can't stop now.
726
00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:22,771
I can see my own future.
727
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,690
So, I have decided to run
728
00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:27,534
- for Lower School President.
- [Cassy gasps]
729
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:29,152
Sick! I'm in.
730
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,168
Rigging an election is on my bucket list.
731
00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:33,281
That, and learning how to tie my shoes.
732
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,450
- [audience laughs]
- You know, when I was your age,
733
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,174
I was Lower School President
in my school.
734
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,096
- [Cassy and Mandy] No, you weren't.
- Yes, I was!
735
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,330
[Mandy] That is crazy.
736
00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:42,183
- [Mandy] No, I don't believe you.
- [JJ] No...
737
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:44,087
I'm telling the truth.
I actually got impeached.
738
00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:44,960
[phone chiming]
739
00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:47,230
- I'm telling the truth!
- [Mandy] This seems like a joke.
740
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- [JJ] How?
- I used to kick the soda machine,
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and it would spit sodas out,
and I'd sell them on the bus ride home.
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- [Cassy] How dare you?
- [Big Show] I know.
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- [upbeat music playing]
- [indistinct conversation]
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[Cassy laughs]
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[Cassy and Big Show] Hey!
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[all laughing]
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- You stole my gyro.
- I stole your gyro.
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[upbeat ending credits playing]
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