1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,176 [upbeat pop music playing] 2 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:15,348 - [music fades] - Okay, I'm getting the vibe 3 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:19,394 that my announcement about going back to the WWE was a bit controversial. 4 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:20,478 Controversial? 5 00:00:20,603 --> 00:00:23,189 No, the ending of Game of Thrones was controversial. 6 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:24,959 - This is a tire fire. - [audience laughs] 7 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:27,360 First of all, no spoilers, please. I'm behind. 8 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:28,278 How far? 9 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:30,071 I forgot my HBO password. 10 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:31,406 - [audience laughs] - Second, 11 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:33,449 I shouldn't have said I was going back on the road 12 00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:35,118 without talking to you guys first. 13 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:37,454 But we can work it out. 14 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:38,830 [paper rustling] 15 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:40,248 Pro and con again? 16 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:42,917 Man, this family really loves this format. 17 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:46,421 Yeah, it's how we chose JJ's name. She was this close to being a Rita. 18 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:47,881 Rita's a cool name. 19 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:51,509 Rita breeds pit bulls and drinks as much Mountain Dew as she wants. 20 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,094 - Rita don't care. - [audience laughs] 21 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:54,637 I'm gonna start with a pro. 22 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:57,015 The WWE has meant a lot to me, 23 00:00:57,098 --> 00:01:00,060 and I'll be going back to doing something I love. 24 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:02,187 Okay, but, when you're gone, 25 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:03,897 - [marker swishing] - it's tough. 26 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:05,565 And now I have another kid, 27 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:07,525 a new business, and JJ's like six months out 28 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,569 from running her own criminal enterprise. 29 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:11,738 Aw! Thanks for believing in me, Mom. 30 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:13,531 Okay, what if we hire an assistant? 31 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,033 But really? Can we afford it? 32 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:16,993 Lady, we can't afford not to! 33 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,954 - [audience laughs] - And now we move this over here to a pro. 34 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,041 Dad, you know my driving test is coming up, 35 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:25,001 and I'm freaking out about it. 36 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:26,835 You've been teaching me, 37 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,088 and Cassy's too busy now. 38 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:29,923 How about we get you a driving instructor? 39 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,050 Actually, that might work. 40 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:33,718 Boom! We're pulling these cons 41 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,446 - left and right, y'all! - [audience laughs] 42 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:36,554 Who else has something? 43 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,181 Nothing but pro here, Pop. 44 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,892 You being gone means we could finally get a dog. 45 00:01:40,975 --> 00:01:44,395 No, no, JJ, we are not getting a dog. Your dad's allergic, right honey? 46 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:47,732 My nose gets so stuffed up, I gotta use a garden hose for a Neti Pot. 47 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,502 - [audience laughs] - We haven't even covered 48 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:50,568 the biggest con yet. 49 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,500 - We'll miss you, Dad. - [marker swishing] 50 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:56,741 [grunts] She cut me with a sad heart. 51 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:57,825 [audience laughs] 52 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,495 [strained] I should've seen that coming. Ooh... 53 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:02,498 Okay, well, we're not gonna solve it all tonight. 54 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,779 Let's all get some sleep and we'll revisit this tomorrow. 55 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,168 We'll figure this out, Papa Bear. 56 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:08,972 - Aw, thanks, Baby Bear. - [marker swishing] 57 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:10,130 [audience laughs] 58 00:02:11,422 --> 00:02:12,422 [Big Show clears throat] 59 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:13,341 JJ, 60 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:16,302 writing "dog" on the board doesn't make it real. 61 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:18,555 Fine, but it's on you when I put on a collar on Mandy 62 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:19,681 and make her pee outside. 63 00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:20,974 [audience laughs] 64 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:23,184 [bells ding] 65 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,251 [upbeat pop opening credits playing] 66 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,859 - [music fades] - [pot bubbles] 67 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,029 [Cassy sighs heavily] 68 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,281 Couldn't sleep, huh? 69 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:38,867 No, I came down here to stew on my problems. 70 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:41,244 And then I realized I actually wanted stew. 71 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:42,162 [audience laughs] 72 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:43,746 - Did my cooking wake you? - No. 73 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,400 I rolled into the large impression you made on the mattress 74 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:48,751 and woke up just struggling like a turtle. [laughs] 75 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,715 - [audience laughs] - Smells good. What's in it? 76 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:54,632 You know, confusion, worry, two cups of guilt. 77 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:57,010 - Oh. Your mom's recipe. [laughs] - [audience laughs] 78 00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:58,094 [Big Show chuckles] 79 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:01,639 You know, I really did hear everyone's concerns, 80 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,642 but I gotta say, this week is the first time in a long time 81 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,102 that I felt like myself. 82 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,020 Is that dumb? 83 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:08,271 No, not at all. 84 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:10,940 The WWE has been a huge part of your life, babe. 85 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,109 I don't think I knew how much I missed it. 86 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,695 It's like I've been searching for the next chapter, 87 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:18,098 and then I realize I haven't finished writing the last one. 88 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:21,075 [sighs heavily] Well, maybe you should. 89 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:25,455 Go on tour, do a proper retirement match. 90 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:26,789 Really? You sure? 91 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,750 Yeah! I mean, get it all out of your system. 92 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,043 It's only a few months, right? 93 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:32,921 Yeah, but what about you, the kids, your business? 94 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,047 I mean, won't it be crazy? 95 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:35,423 No, I can handle it. 96 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,217 Go and finish your chapter, Show. 97 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:38,592 [pats chest] I got you. 98 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:40,762 I don't know what to say. 99 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:42,847 - [laughs] Just kiss me, dummy. - Mm... 100 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:45,475 [kisses] But don't kid yourself. 101 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:48,102 When you get back, we are getting a new mattress. 102 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,521 Seriously, sharing a bed with you 103 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,958 is like sleeping on the edge of the Grand Canyon. [chuckles] 104 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:54,234 [audience laughs] 105 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:56,653 You know, people pay a lot of money for that view. 106 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:57,987 - [scoffs] - [audience laughs] 107 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:00,782 [upbeat pop music playing] 108 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:03,701 [music fades] 109 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,262 - [rock music playing] - [banner tears] 110 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:07,747 [yelling] Get ready, America, 'cause Friday Night SmackDown 111 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:09,374 just got a whole lot bigger! 112 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:10,500 [gruff] Yeah! 113 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:11,626 [Terry] And cut! 114 00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:13,253 - Check the gate. - [audience laughs] 115 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,881 [exhales] How's it going, guys? 116 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,132 I'm Show's manager. 117 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:19,360 - Not true. - [audience laughs] 118 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:21,970 Terry, you can't even manage your emotions at a Pixar movie. 119 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:23,893 - [audience laughs] - Who can? I'm not a robot. 120 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,682 Now you got me thinking about Wall-E. 121 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:27,885 Man, keep it together, there's other wrestlers around. 122 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,054 And if I'm not your manager, 123 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,646 why'd I just booked you into an appearance at Disney World? 124 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:32,729 'Cause you didn't? 125 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:34,524 - Fair enough. - [audience laughs] 126 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:37,327 But I did get two free tickets for sitting through a timeshare pitch. 127 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:40,488 Oh, no, Terry. [laughing] Tell me you also didn't buy a timeshare. 128 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:43,133 Oh, I got a good deal. Yeah, it's walking distance from an Arby's, 129 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:44,742 if you don't mind crossing a turnpike. 130 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,586 - [audience laughs] - I'm gonna have to pass. 131 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:48,788 I finally get to go home this weekend. 132 00:04:48,871 --> 00:04:52,208 Do you know how hard it is to be here and miss out on anything with my girls? 133 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,919 Yeah, but don't you FaceTime 'em, like, every ten minutes? 134 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:56,003 It's not the same. 135 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,965 Just yesterday, Cassy was so busy she put her phone in the purse 136 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:00,049 without hanging up. 137 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:02,302 I had to listen to her mangle 138 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:03,803 - two Lizzo songs! - Ooh! 139 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:05,526 - [audience laughs] - And yell at the GPS. 140 00:05:05,596 --> 00:05:07,348 - I named my GPS Lisa. - [audience laughs] 141 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,059 And I'm man enough to admit, Show. [hushed] I love her. 142 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:13,104 You know you don't have to say every thought in your head. 143 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,189 - I don't? - No. 144 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:16,524 - You sure? - Yes. 145 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,526 - [audience laughs] - Pound it out. 146 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:20,236 [audience laughs] 147 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,946 [upbeat pop music playing] 148 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,031 [music fades] 149 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:26,367 Hey, JJ, can you help me with my inauguration speech? 150 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:30,246 Lower School Prez gets five minutes, and I'm running at a breezy 93. 151 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,874 - [audience laughs] - [JJ] No, I'm busy! 152 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,375 I'm reading a book! 153 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,503 - Well, that's a straight up lie. - [audience laughs] 154 00:05:38,546 --> 00:05:39,881 - Oh, my... - [audience] Aw... 155 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:42,008 Where did that dog come from? 156 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:43,134 Old Mrs. Feldman. 157 00:05:43,217 --> 00:05:44,552 She's moving to Miami 158 00:05:44,635 --> 00:05:45,636 and she can't bring her. 159 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:47,055 So I said I'd take her. 160 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,931 But Mom says we can't have a dog. 161 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:51,559 - Mom says lots of stuff I don't listen to. - [audience laughs] 162 00:05:51,642 --> 00:05:54,145 Look, I knew you would be against this, 163 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:56,481 so I prepared an elaborate case to convince you. 164 00:05:58,066 --> 00:05:58,900 Here. 165 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:00,360 - [audience laughs] - [Mandy gasps] 166 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:03,321 Her fur smells like giggles. 167 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:04,822 Case closed. 168 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:07,026 - [audience laughs] - Too bad I have to give her back. 169 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:08,159 What, why? 170 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:09,952 Because we'd have to keep her a secret, 171 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:11,954 and you're a terrible liar. 172 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,289 What? That's not true. 173 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,541 You once got an ulcer 'cause you lied to Mom 174 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,001 about having a good day. 175 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,586 - Ow... - [audience laughs] 176 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:20,755 It hurts my stomach just thinking about it. 177 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:22,840 But this time, I promise not to blow it. 178 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:25,718 Oh, my goodness, I love this dog so much. 179 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:26,677 What's her name? 180 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,679 Mrs. Feldman called her Princess, 181 00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:31,516 but I'm going with Lil' Tricky. 182 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:32,826 - [audience laughs] - [dog barks] 183 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:34,143 - [Mandy] Aw... - [giggles] 184 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,395 [upbeat pop music playing] 185 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,582 You're doing great. Just, uh, keep checking your mirrors 186 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:39,766 and don't follow too closely. 187 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,609 I'm actually doing this. 188 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:44,404 You know, I was nervous when I found out you were my teacher 189 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:46,531 after seeing you faceplant off that Bird Scooter, 190 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,908 but you're a great teacher, Coach Fenner. 191 00:06:48,991 --> 00:06:50,827 Ah, thanks. [chuckles] 192 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,663 Yeah, it's just a little side hustle so I can raise some cash. 193 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,373 Yeah, I wanna impress my special lady 194 00:06:55,456 --> 00:06:57,583 and take her to an all-inclusive beach resort. 195 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,877 Nice, like Sandals in Jamaica? 196 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:02,463 What? No, I'm a gym coach, not Warren Buffet. 197 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:04,507 - [audience laughs] - We're going to Flip Flops 198 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:06,926 - in Daytona, redneck riviera. - [audience laughs] 199 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:10,304 All right, let's, uh, just come to a complete stop up here and, um... 200 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:12,735 - [beeping] - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 201 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,809 That's my girlfriend's ex-husband, 202 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,060 Dale. 203 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:17,944 - [audience laughs] - He manages the Pep Boys. 204 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,631 - Real hotshot. - [audience laughs] 205 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:22,900 Wait a second, that's her street. What's he doing around here? 206 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:23,818 Come on, follow him. 207 00:07:23,901 --> 00:07:25,501 - Go! We're losing him! - [tires screech] 208 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:26,821 Uh, Mr. Coach Fenner, 209 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:28,784 is tailing people gonna be on the driver's test? 210 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,283 Yes, it's called defensive driving. 211 00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:31,242 What are we defending? 212 00:07:31,325 --> 00:07:32,577 My heart! Left! 213 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:33,953 - [audience laughs] - Left! Left! 214 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:39,917 - What...? - [door closes] 215 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,044 - What are you doing with a bowl of water? - Um... 216 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,339 I... [stammers] It's for me! 217 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:49,135 A new study says drinking from a bowl is the best way to hydrate. Ow! 218 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:52,346 - [audience laughs] - I'm too tired to unpack that. Carry on. 219 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:53,639 [curious music plays] 220 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:55,807 [audience laughs] 221 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:02,064 - [bowl rattles] - Tough day, huh? 222 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,524 Tell me everything. 223 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,652 [sighs] You know, I'm still trying to find an assistant, 224 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,529 and they're all terrible. One of them told me 225 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:09,947 that she is a practicing witch 226 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,574 and needed every full moon off 227 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:13,242 to hang with her coven in Boca. 228 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:15,536 [audience laughs] 229 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:16,996 Tough day, huh? 230 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:19,373 Tell me everything. 231 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:21,501 What is wrong with you? 232 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:24,354 Did you drink my kombucha? 'Cause you're acting lowkey hammered. 233 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:26,172 - [doorbell rings] - Oh, no, put a pin in it. 234 00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:27,381 That's my last candidate 235 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:29,050 for the assistant position. 236 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:31,677 Uh, Benet Paté. I think she's French. 237 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:32,761 Good luck, Mom. 238 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,766 [sing-songy] Hey, girl! 239 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:38,309 [audience laughs] 240 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:39,477 [knocking at door] 241 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:42,730 Hey, girl. 242 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:45,107 - [audience laughs] - Bennett? You're Benet Paté? 243 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,652 I had to lie, Cassy. I knew you wouldn't see me otherwise. 244 00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:49,375 Yeah, 'cause you got your dad to fire me! 245 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:50,571 And then he fired me! 246 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:53,783 I shook his hand, and he filed an HR complaint for unwanted touching. 247 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:56,536 - [audience laughs] - Well, in the words of my idol, RuPaul, 248 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,996 - “Sashay away,” Benet Paté! - [grunts] 249 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,640 - Stop! Cassy, wait! - [audience laughs] 250 00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:03,376 You were my mentor and I sold you out, okay? 251 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:05,169 I just want a chance to make things right. 252 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:06,295 I'll do anything! 253 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,173 - Anything? - [audience laughs] 254 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,341 Anything. 255 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:11,884 [upbeat music playing] 256 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,389 - [music fades] - Wait, wait, wait. 257 00:09:16,472 --> 00:09:18,808 These are supposed to be sorted by color. 258 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,435 What color is this, Bennett? 259 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:24,063 - Blue? - It's teal, Bennett! 260 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:25,541 - [audience laughs] - [screams] Teal! 261 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,667 - [toys rattle] - Start again! 262 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:27,900 [audience laughs] 263 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:29,819 You said anything. 264 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:32,530 Hey, girls! 265 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:34,574 - [Cassy and JJ] Daddy! - [Big Show chuckles] 266 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,033 - Hey! - Okay, 267 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:39,328 I just ate a box of expired Oreos and I might be hallucinating, 268 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,932 but is that that little turd, Bennett? 269 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,141 - [audience laughs] - Yeah, I hired him as my assistant. 270 00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:45,293 Before you freak out, he is on super probation, 271 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,295 and I gave him a huge list of chores to do. 272 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:48,921 Happy to be back on the team! 273 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,173 - [audience laughs] - [underwhelmed] Yay, team! 274 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,675 Now chop-chop, chicken butt. 275 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,386 That book report on Charlotte's Web ain't gonna write itself. 276 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:56,679 [audience laughs] 277 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,640 - [toys clinking] - [audience laughs] 278 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,578 - [kisses] - [kisses] I missed you so much! 279 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,061 Oh, same, times a million. 280 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,456 Look, after this weekend, I'm gonna be gone for a month, 281 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,691 so I wanna get in as much family time as I can. 282 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:09,692 Sounds great. 283 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,695 Whatever you need. Grocery run, laundry... You want me to get that possum 284 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:13,613 out of the shed? 285 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,489 I'm afraid of his doll eyes, but I'll do it. 286 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,283 No, actually, Bennett has been great. 287 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:19,035 He even took care of the possum. 288 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,680 He lured it out with some old caramel corn he found in the garage. 289 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:24,498 Aw, that was my emergency popcorn, Bennett! [groans] 290 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,917 Come on! Check with the girls. I'm sure they have something 291 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:27,835 they need help with. 292 00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:29,337 - Yeah, good idea. [kisses] - Okay. 293 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,298 Love that you're here, Dad, but I'm good. 294 00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:34,091 Yeah, me too. Thanks for asking. 295 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,926 Really? There's gotta be something. 296 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:37,653 Mandy, I can help you with your speech. 297 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:38,678 It's ready. 298 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,389 JJ just did a joke pass. 299 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,451 - The kid really knows my voice. - [audience laughs] 300 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,810 Lola, we can jump in the car and do a driving lesson. 301 00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:47,688 No need. Coach Fenner has me on point. 302 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:49,440 He's taught me a lot about driving 303 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:50,900 and how divorce isn't the end, 304 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,583 - it's the beginning. - [audience laughs] 305 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:56,322 This is crazy! Something chewed my Jimmy Choos. 306 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:58,550 - [audience laughs] - Girls, what do you know about this? 307 00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:01,410 Don't look at me. I've been staking out at Pep Boys all day. 308 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,328 Mandy? 309 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:03,621 Um... 310 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,040 Uh, well... [sighs] 311 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:07,833 [stammers] it was JJ! 312 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,835 She's been acting out since Dad left. 313 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,129 Ow... Yeah, well, there's your answer 314 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,358 - as unlikely as it seems. [chuckles] - [audience laughs] 315 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:15,549 Wow, that poor kid. 316 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:18,594 Oh, come on, Show, I know you want to do some parenting, 317 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,721 but you don't actually believe that, do you? 318 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,265 These shoes are made of suede, not Twizzlers! 319 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,433 What can I say? [sighs] 320 00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:27,144 My daughter needs me. Better let me handle this. 321 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,689 [chuckles] Okay, fine. 322 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:33,317 But something weird is going on, and I will figure it out. 323 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,132 Well, [sighs] I better go talk to JJ. 324 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:39,448 Oh! Uh, well, uh... I'm just gonna come with you! 325 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,745 - [Big Show thuds] - [audience laughs] 326 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:47,665 - [upbeat music plays, then fades] - Okay, Dad, let's go talk to JJ. 327 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,792 We'll be there any second, here we come. 328 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,715 - Walk, walk, walk... door! - [audience laughs] 329 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,254 What are you doing? 330 00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:55,131 Nothing weird, that's for sure! 331 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:56,424 - Ow! - [audience laughs] 332 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,888 JJ... [sighs] 333 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,473 we need to talk about this morning. 334 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,560 Yes, JJ, why don't you tell him what you did? 335 00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:09,854 Uh... Okay? 336 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,773 That's a big area, but I'll give it a shot. 337 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:13,857 [audience laughs] 338 00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:15,191 Dad... 339 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:18,279 I'm sorry that I grew my hair. 340 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,740 No, Mom... Mom! 341 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,659 I'm sorry that Mom's feet... 342 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,911 I'm gonna go with tastes like corn? 343 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,329 - [audience laughs] - No, honey. 344 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,539 You chewed your mom's shoes. 345 00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:29,622 Really? 346 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,208 - [mouths "yes"] - [JJ] Oh... 347 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:34,545 - Yes, that's right, I did do that! - [audience laughs] 348 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:35,963 Yeah! 349 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,339 Sorry. 350 00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,049 I know being apart is hard, 351 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:40,301 but if you're sad, 352 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,803 destroying your mom's shoes is no way to show us. 353 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,930 Use your words, not your teeth. 354 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,056 Thank you, Daddy! 355 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,349 I won't do it again! 356 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,684 [audience laughs] 357 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,352 - [Big Show] Look... - Wow! 358 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,645 Great talk, Dad. 359 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:52,730 One of your best. 360 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:55,107 Right up there with the "you do you" speech. 361 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,525 [audience laughs] 362 00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:00,529 Okay, that was my fault. 363 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,530 Ya think? 364 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,991 What was I supposed to do? Mom asked me a question. 365 00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:06,410 Can you imagine me not answering a question? 366 00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:07,369 I can't! 367 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,829 See, I even had to answer myself. 368 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,624 - [audience laughs] - Here, have a cuddle to take the edge off. 369 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,794 As long as we don't lose our heads, we'll be fine. 370 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:15,920 [knocking at window] 371 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,838 - [audience oohs] - Hello, ladies! 372 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,215 - Oh, no. - [audience laughs] 373 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:24,595 - [Bennett grunts] - What are you doing out there, Bennett? 374 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,320 Your mother has me cleaning the gutters. 375 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,431 I was attacked by birds. 376 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,315 - It seemed very personal. - [audience laughs] 377 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,352 [dusts hands] But that's okay, 378 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,480 because I got to see your little puppy scam. 379 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:36,357 So, here's the deal. 380 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,819 I own you two now, and you're gonna do whatever I want, 381 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:42,613 or I'm gonna blab about your secret pooch. 382 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,532 [sighs] What do you want us to do, Bennett? 383 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,950 Oh... [paper rustles] 384 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,033 I have a list. 385 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,370 - [audience laughs] - [upbeat music playing] 386 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:53,659 And after you're done with the dishes, you guys can fold your dad's underwear. 387 00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:56,001 - It really is a two-person job. - [audience laughs] 388 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:56,919 Honey me. 389 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,002 [audience laughs] 390 00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:00,422 - [rock ballad playing] - ♪ So baby leave a light on ♪ 391 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,841 [audience laughs] 392 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,593 ♪ In the time that we hold ♪ 393 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,388 - [audience laughs] - [turns off song] You okay, Coach Fenner? 394 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,432 Seems like a lot of emotion for a driving lesson. 395 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,726 My lady friend and I are no longer lovers. 396 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:13,893 We have... 397 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:15,187 uncoupled. 398 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,624 - [audience laughs] - There's definitely less disturbing ways 399 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:18,482 to put that, 400 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:19,984 - [audience laughs] - but I'm sorry. 401 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,151 No, no, uh... [sniffles] 402 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,152 No, I'm sorry. 403 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,572 Uh, this is your pre-test, and I need to be a professional. 404 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:27,908 Remember to watch for signals. Sometimes they mean merge, and... 405 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,992 sometimes it means she's having secret pot stickers 406 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,495 at a PF Chang's with her ex-husband. 407 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,747 - How do I compete with that? - [audience laughs] 408 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,374 - [phone rings] - Oh, sorry, it's... 409 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:39,128 Oh, it's the manager at Flip Flops. I'm trying to get my deposit back. 410 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,505 Yes, this is Leslie Fenner. 411 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,091 Non-refundable? 412 00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:45,801 - Should I turn left here? - [stammers] 413 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,761 What about in the case of natural disasters? 414 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,282 [strained] Well, I've been hit with an emotional tsunami, sir. 415 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,974 - [audience laughs] - I think I missed it. 416 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,577 [stammers] Have you ever been in love? 417 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,102 [yelling] Twenty years? 418 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,185 Come on, man! 419 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,788 - [yelling] That's it! - [car screeches] 420 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,442 Give this sad little man his money! 421 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,360 [scoffs] Why? 422 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,821 Because I'm a kid trying to get my license, 423 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,532 and every adult in my life is too busy to help me! 424 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:11,243 And if I don't get my license, then I can't get a job, 425 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,287 which means I will have plenty of time 426 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:16,290 to trash your dumpy resort online every day until I graduate! 427 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:17,917 [audience laughs] 428 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,723 - [sweetly] Thank you! - [audience laughs] 429 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,587 Okay, it's done. 430 00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:23,546 Wow. [chuckles] 431 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:24,714 Thanks, Lola. 432 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,050 That was amazing. 433 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,133 You're welcome. 434 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,219 Now, get your head in the game. 435 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,947 - This lady wants to roll! - [tires screech] 436 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,973 - [audience laughs] - [upbeat music playing] 437 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:35,725 [music fades] 438 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,854 Wow, what happened to you two? 439 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:39,813 Surprise! 440 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,732 We turned the garage into a home gym for you. 441 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,192 The girls loved to helping. 442 00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:44,652 Right? 443 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,338 - [audience laughs] - Ooh, so many spiders. 444 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,196 Perfect Sunday. 445 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,073 Speaking of Sundays, 446 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,616 I've got a surprise. 447 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,451 Follow me to the kitchen. 448 00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,955 God, I love being part of a family that lets me inside the house! 449 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,373 [audience laughs] 450 00:15:59,041 --> 00:15:59,875 Okay, 451 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,169 we have to do something about Bennett. 452 00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,545 Don't sweat it. 453 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,130 I've got a plan. 454 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,131 [sighs] Good! 455 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,676 Because I am not polishing the rims on his Scion. 456 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:12,012 - [audience laughs] - [upbeat music playing] 457 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:16,934 - [music fades] - [booming] I present the big sundae bar! 458 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:18,657 - [audience laughs] - Big Show production. 459 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,980 Wow, Dad, this is amazing! [gasps] 460 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,399 And the cherries are pitted? Way to keep it safe. 461 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,282 You guys have been so great. I just want to do something to say thanks. 462 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,713 This is awesome, honey, but don't you leave for Orlando soon? 463 00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:30,257 Uh, yeah, Terry's on his way over now. 464 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,908 Oh! Okay, so you're just gonna fill our kids with sugar, 465 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,244 drive off and leave me with this huge mess? 466 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,370 - Huh. - [audience laughs] 467 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,789 You know, that is not an angle I even considered. 468 00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,916 Well, I'm sure the girls will help clean up. 469 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,167 Right, Mandy? 470 00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,378 - [audience laughs] - Uh... 471 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:47,423 Oh, shut your pie hole, Bennett. We're not cleaning up anything. 472 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:48,340 Is that a dog? 473 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,424 Yep. 474 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,176 Mandy and I have been hiding a dog, 475 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,387 and Bennett's been blackmailing us. 476 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,099 - [gasps] Ooh, is that a sundae bar? Sweet! - [audience laughs] 477 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,476 Bennett, I trusted you! 478 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,271 - Yeah, you did, which was really stupid. - [audience laughs] 479 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:05,357 But know this, you haven't seen the last of Benet Paté! 480 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,567 That's not even your name! 481 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,277 Or your bowl! 482 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,361 [audience laughs] 483 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,780 And you two. [stammers] I don't even know what to say. 484 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:15,159 I mean, how could you do this? Especially knowing your dad is allergic. 485 00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:16,785 Uh... Is he though? 486 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,620 Aw... Who's so cute? 487 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,706 - [audience laughs] - You're so cute. Look at you! 488 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,332 [Big Show cooing] 489 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,586 - [fakes sneeze] - [audience laughs] 490 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:26,669 Wait... 491 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,672 Dad's not really allergic? 492 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,049 [sighs] No. 493 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,133 I love dogs. 494 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,653 They're little snuggle monsters that can save you from a fire. 495 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,721 - [audience laughs] - But then why'd you lie to us? 496 00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,724 Okay, look, I knew that with your Dad on the road 497 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:40,559 that if we got a dog, I would be the one taking care of it. 498 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:43,020 So we blamed me, so Mom wouldn't be the bad guy. 499 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:46,023 And now that they know that, I'm the bad guy once again. 500 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:46,940 Nice job, Show. 501 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:47,900 You're welcome. 502 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,359 - [audience laughs] - Oh... 503 00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:51,028 You're being sarcastic. 504 00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,279 [Lola screams] 505 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,698 [Lola grunts and sighs] 506 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,367 - [groaning and crying] - [can hisses] 507 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,535 [audience laughs] 508 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,997 Uh, Lola, how was your driving test? 509 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,165 What do you think? 510 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,834 Yeah, I gotta fail you. Talking on a cellphone while driving 511 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,294 is a big no-no. 512 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,253 [screams] 513 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,963 - [audience laughs] - [horn blares] 514 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,807 If you weren't off with your wrestling thing, 515 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,217 I'd have my license by now! 516 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,885 - And a dog! - And a dog! 517 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,137 Wait, where did the dog come from? 518 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,491 - [audience laughs] - Doesn't matter! Here's what matters! 519 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,142 I moved here from Minnesota so that we could be together 520 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,466 and have all these experiences. 521 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,813 I really wanted to share stuff with you. 522 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,200 I just don't get why you messed that all up! 523 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:29,650 Lola! 524 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,735 We should go check on her. Come on, JJ. 525 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,820 [phone chimes] 526 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,489 Ah, shoot! 527 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,543 Terry's outside. I'm gonna tell him to wait. 528 00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:40,536 No, no, just go live your dream. 529 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,121 I'll take care of it. 530 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:45,249 But, Show, you know, next time you wanna make a huge mess, 531 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,667 can you make it a wine bar? 532 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,128 'Cause I could really go for a bowl of Chardonnay right now. 533 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,522 - [bowls clink] - [audience laughs] 534 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,630 [Cassy sighs] 535 00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:53,048 [mellow music playing] 536 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,886 - [music fades] - Show, why do I get the feeling 537 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,346 you're not taking this seriously? 538 00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:00,889 - [audience laughs] - I'm sorry, man. 539 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,892 I just hate the way I left things with Cassy and the girls. 540 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,936 I keep texting, but nobody's responding. 541 00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:07,062 [Terry sighs] 542 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:08,688 I get it. 543 00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,497 - Family stuff is hard. - [floor rattles] 544 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,204 At all my family reunions, someone always winds up getting poisoned. 545 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,069 [audience laughs] 546 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,737 But this is your big comeback. 547 00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,281 You got to be in it to win it. 548 00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:18,991 - Yeah, okay, let's do this. - All right. 549 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,719 - [Big Show exhales] - [floor rattling] 550 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,328 [sharp exhale] 551 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,787 Now, I'm gonna hit you in the head with this chair. 552 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,958 - [audience laughs] - I need your eye contact 553 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,293 and I need your focus. 554 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:32,254 Man, I've had, like, 3,000 chair shots to my dome. 555 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,214 - I got this. - All right. 556 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:35,257 - [phone chimes] - Cassy! 557 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,134 - [chair clanks] - Oh, Show! Ooh! 558 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,928 - [Big Show thuds] - [fading] I said I need your eye contact! 559 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,930 [dreamlike music playing] 560 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,559 - [music fades] - [Terry] Ah... 561 00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:46,642 There he is! 562 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,645 Man, you were really out! 563 00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:50,689 Like a super thick Sleeping Beauty. 564 00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,108 - [audience laughs] - [Big Show groans and sighs] 565 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,860 What happened? My head is killing me. 566 00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:56,320 You got a clunk in the head, bro. 567 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:57,446 [doorbell rings] 568 00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,114 [shushes] Show's starting. 569 00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:00,073 Oh, yeah, 570 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,241 you're gonna love this. 571 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,744 - [Cassy sighs heavily] - [Big Show] Oh... 572 00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:04,870 Hey, Cass! 573 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,747 [shivers] What the... Am I dead? 574 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,040 - [audience laughs] - No! 575 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,166 This is a dream. 576 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,500 That's why I look so fly! 577 00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:12,377 [audience laughs] 578 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,337 And check it out. 579 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,714 In this dream, you never retired from wrestling. 580 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,342 And Cassy, she never started her business. 581 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,801 She works for this dude. 582 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,805 Hey, Bennett. Is everything okay? 583 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,950 - No, I ordered a salad for lunch, - [audience laughs] 584 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,059 and I said no onions. 585 00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:28,060 - Fix it! - Oh... 586 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:28,977 [audience laughs] 587 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,438 Uh, but you already ate it. How can I fix that? 588 00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:34,761 I don't know. Time machine, shrink ray. Those are two brilliant ideas right there. 589 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:35,859 Why am I doing your job? 590 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,253 - [container rattles] - [Cassy] Oh! 591 00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:39,613 - [audience laughs] - [sighs] God, I can't stand that guy. 592 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,241 Why does he always slap things out of my hands? 593 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,701 [groans] I hate this job so much! 594 00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:45,826 [Big Show] Cassy, wait! 595 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,681 - No, no, Show, don't do that! Show, don't! - [dreamlike harp plays] 596 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:51,083 - [bell ringing] - [Big Show] Whoa... Okay, that's freaky. 597 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,417 [Terry] Extremely freaky. 598 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,021 But that's how it works in this dream. 599 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:55,921 Why's JJ in her old classroom? 600 00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:57,444 She didn't join the smart kids class 601 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,106 because you weren't there to inspire her. 602 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,093 She's always in trouble now. 603 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,137 Okay, that's 30. Can I go? 604 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,014 I lost 80 bucks on that fish. 605 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,349 Give me 30 more. 606 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,642 [audience laughs] 607 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,436 [dreamlike harp plays] 608 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,772 I didn't run for pride or for glory 609 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:16,566 but because I felt called to listen and to lead. 610 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,694 And as your Lower School President, 611 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,863 I promise you that's what I'll do every day. 612 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,759 At least I didn't screw things up with Mandy. She's killing that speech. 613 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:25,783 Oh, wait for it, baby. 614 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,120 - How was that, Taylor? - Dope! 615 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:31,206 Email it to me so I can practice before my inauguration tomorrow. 616 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:32,665 Right away. 617 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:33,542 I'm confused. 618 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,961 Why is Mandy writing speeches instead of giving 'em? 619 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,673 Because she was never pushed to find her identity or her confidence. 620 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,341 - Oh... - Mm. 621 00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:42,676 Because I wasn't home, 622 00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,761 and I'm the one who gave her the confidence. 623 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,805 No, man. It wasn't you. 624 00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:49,683 [audience laughs] 625 00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:54,271 - [dreamlike harp plays] - [Terry sighs] It was her. 626 00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:55,771 I don't know that kid. 627 00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,231 Me neither. 628 00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,650 Sorry, all these winter coats 629 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,503 - make everyone look alike. - [audience laughs] 630 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:01,528 I meant her. 631 00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:03,613 So, Lola never moved to Florida. 632 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,408 Yep. She's still up here in Minnesota. 633 00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:08,493 [phone rings] 634 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,329 [wind whirring] 635 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,080 [continued ringing] 636 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:13,497 [clicks] 637 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,252 [sighs] Think I'm done here, Terry. 638 00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:18,503 Yeah, you and me both. 639 00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:19,463 Nobody can see us, 640 00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:21,426 and we're still cold? That don't make any sense! 641 00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:23,257 Show? 642 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:26,112 - [dreamlike harp plays] - [Terry, fading] Show? 643 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,429 Show! Show! Show! 644 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,097 - [grunts] - Show? 645 00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:30,891 I just had the craziest dream. 646 00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:32,201 - [exhales] - And you were there. 647 00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:33,101 Hope I wasn't naked. 648 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,187 - [audience laughs] - I've felt real puffy lately. 649 00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,898 Luckily for the both of us, mainly me, 650 00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,316 you were fully clothed. 651 00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:41,610 If you're okay, we gotta get down to the ringer. 652 00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:42,693 Are you ready to go? 653 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,490 - Yeah, I'm ready. - [upbeat music plays, then fades] 654 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,368 [wrestling commotion plays on TV] 655 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,119 [footsteps approaching] 656 00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:55,332 Oh... [sighs] Come on, guys, don't look so bummed out. 657 00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:57,209 You love watching your dad wrestle. 658 00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:58,794 That was before we learned/ 659 00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:01,046 he was the heavy-weight champion of lying. 660 00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:03,274 - [audience laughs] - Okay, we definitely have some stuff 661 00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:04,633 to work out, but we are a family, 662 00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:06,927 so we are gonna watch Dad do what he does best. 663 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,261 Chokeslam a smaller, 664 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,472 but still enormous man right through the mat? 665 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,836 - [audience laughs] - Hey, chokeslams paid for this house. 666 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:16,561 [announcer] And still to come tonight, live on SmackDown, 667 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:19,856 a very special appearance from one of the greatest legends 668 00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:21,942 in the history of the WWE. 669 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:25,028 A return to the ring from the one and only... 670 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:29,491 - [booming] The Big Show! - [all scream] 671 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:31,785 - [JJ] What? - Dad, what are you doing home? 672 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,453 I wanted to surprise you guys. 673 00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:35,497 It worked. I totally pooped a little. 674 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:36,790 [audience laughs] 675 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,251 Yeah, let's put you down. 676 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:41,878 Show, [stammers] I'm confused. 677 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,588 But I'm not. Not anymore. 678 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,465 My head is super clear. 679 00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:47,989 Although, it did take me passing out for a while to get there. 680 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:51,096 Passing out is how I finally realized I can't process dairy. 681 00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:52,824 - [audience laughs] - Okay, here's the deal. 682 00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,391 I love wrestling, I really do. 683 00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:57,352 But this time out, my heart just wasn't in it. 684 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,436 How come? 685 00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:00,564 Because I left it here with you guys. 686 00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,274 - [Cassy exhales] Aw. - [audience] Aw... 687 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,168 - [Cassy clicks tongue] - [Big Show sighs] 688 00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:07,612 This is where I need to be, and I'm never going back to wrestling. 689 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:09,865 Babe, are you sure? 690 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,074 Hundred percent. 691 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,868 [takes a deep breath] And Lola... 692 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:14,870 No need, Dad. It's all good. 693 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:17,080 [voice breaks] No, it's not. You were right. 694 00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:19,666 You moved here so that you and I could be closer, 695 00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:21,334 and I straight up let you down. 696 00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:23,795 I'm never gonna do that again. 697 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:24,879 [fist whacks] 698 00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:26,631 - [audience laughs] - Ow! 699 00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:27,923 What was that for? 700 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,843 You know emotions make me punchy. 701 00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:31,136 [audience laughs] 702 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,721 - Thank you. - [Big Show sniffles] 703 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:37,267 Dad, the only thing I'm bummed about is that we didn't get to see your match. 704 00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:38,727 Yeah, it was gonna be epic. 705 00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:40,686 You know what? 706 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:43,482 [exhales heavily] It still could be. 707 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,400 [upbeat music playing] 708 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:47,861 Ladies and gentlemen, 709 00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:49,946 girls and girls! 710 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:53,283 - [audience laughs] - Welcome to the Battle of the Bannister, 711 00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:56,161 - the rumble in the rec room! - [audience laughs] 712 00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:57,829 Coming to the ring 713 00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,623 is a seven-time world champ, 714 00:24:59,706 --> 00:25:03,960 and a man who once licked a scented marker to see if it tasted like lemon. 715 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:05,764 - [Big Show] It did not. - [audience laughs] 716 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:09,424 [booming] The Big Show! 717 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,986 - ["The Big Show" rock theme plays] - ♪ Well, it's The Big Show ♪ 718 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,512 - [audience cheers] - [Big Show roars] 719 00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:16,556 [gruff yelling] Whose house? 720 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:18,933 Literally, 721 00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:21,811 - my house! - [audience laughs] 722 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:23,980 And his opponent, 723 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:28,026 the Chief Justice of pain, the Mandazzler! 724 00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:31,696 - It's about to get litigious up in here! - [audience cheers] 725 00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:33,031 [Cassy laughs] 726 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,742 And her tag team partner, 727 00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:40,455 hailing all the way from Minnesota, it's the Mauler of America! 728 00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:41,957 [audience cheers] 729 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:42,916 [stick rattles] 730 00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:46,127 I'm gonna hit you with Minneapolis and knock you out with Saint Paul! 731 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,211 [audience laughs] 732 00:25:48,421 --> 00:25:50,924 This is a no holds barred match. 733 00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:51,841 Just one rule: 734 00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:53,093 No shoes on the pillows. 735 00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:54,237 - [audience laughs] - And go! 736 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:55,261 [bell ringing] 737 00:25:57,305 --> 00:25:58,848 Oh, and right out of the gate, 738 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,767 these girls have got the Big Show crossed up! 739 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:02,519 Oh, he's in trouble. 740 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,312 What's he gonna do? 741 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,064 - [Big Show bellows] - [Cassy] Oh! 742 00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:08,775 - [Big Show cackles] - Get him, girls! Get him! 743 00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:10,858 - Shouldn't have showed you that! - [Cassy] Oh, no! 744 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,404 [pants] Oh, my God. 745 00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:14,239 - I need some help! - What's this? 746 00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:16,408 A surprise entrance on the stairs, 747 00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:20,412 [booming] it's the Little Show! 748 00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:22,455 - ["The Little Show" rock theme plays] - Yeah! 749 00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:24,681 - [audience cheers] - [Big Show grunting] 750 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:26,293 [all struggling] 751 00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:28,086 Hey, you're supposed to be on my side. 752 00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:29,838 It's a yielder. Heard of it? 753 00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:30,839 Oh, no! No! 754 00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:32,257 - [audience laughs] - No! [groans] 755 00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:34,509 Oh, what a turn of events! 756 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,845 And in for the pin, 757 00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:38,805 it's our referee! 758 00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:40,681 [audience laughs] 759 00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:42,349 [dog barks] 760 00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:44,894 - [barking] - And look at that, folks! 761 00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:47,522 We have a new champion! 762 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,190 - [Cassy] Whoo! - [girls cheering] 763 00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:53,337 - [Cassy] You killed it! - [all excitedly talking over each other] 764 00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:55,241 ["This Will Be Our Year" by The Zombies playing] 765 00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:57,991 ♪ Is like the warmth of the sun ♪ 766 00:26:58,074 --> 00:27:00,827 ♪ And this will be our year ♪ 767 00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:02,996 ♪ Took a long time to come ♪ 768 00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:05,457 ♪ Don't let go of my hand ♪ 769 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:07,959 ♪ Now darkness has gone ♪ 770 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:10,378 ♪ And this will be our year ♪ 771 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:12,881 ♪ Took a long time to come ♪ 772 00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:14,299 ♪ And I won't forget ♪ 773 00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:17,427 ♪ The way you held me up When I was down ♪ 774 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:20,180 ♪ And I won't forget the way you said ♪ 775 00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:21,681 ♪ "Darling I love you" ♪ 776 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,892 ♪ You gave me faith to go on ♪ 777 00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:27,145 ♪ Now we're there And we've only just begun ♪ 778 00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:30,148 ♪ This will be our year ♪ 779 00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:36,237 ♪ Took a long time to come ♪ 780 00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:37,405 Subtitle translation by 781 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,907 [song fades]