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[upbeat pop music playing]
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- [music fades]
- Okay, I'm getting the vibe
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that my announcement about going back
to the WWE was a bit controversial.
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Controversial?
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No, the ending of Game of Thrones
was controversial.
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- This is a tire fire.
- [audience laughs]
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First of all, no spoilers, please.
I'm behind.
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How far?
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I forgot my HBO password.
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- [audience laughs]
- Second,
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I shouldn't have said
I was going back on the road
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without talking to you guys first.
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But we can work it out.
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[paper rustling]
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Pro and con again?
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Man, this family really loves this format.
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Yeah, it's how we chose JJ's name.
She was this close to being a Rita.
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Rita's a cool name.
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Rita breeds pit bulls and drinks
as much Mountain Dew as she wants.
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- Rita don't care.
- [audience laughs]
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I'm gonna start with a pro.
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The WWE has meant a lot to me,
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and I'll be going back
to doing something I love.
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Okay, but, when you're gone,
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- [marker swishing]
- it's tough.
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And now I have another kid,
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a new business,
and JJ's like six months out
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from running her own criminal enterprise.
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Aw! Thanks for believing in me, Mom.
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Okay, what if we hire an assistant?
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But really? Can we afford it?
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Lady, we can't afford not to!
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- [audience laughs]
- And now we move this over here to a pro.
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Dad, you know my driving test
is coming up,
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and I'm freaking out about it.
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You've been teaching me,
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and Cassy's too busy now.
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How about we get you
a driving instructor?
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Actually, that might work.
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Boom! We're pulling these cons
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- left and right, y'all!
- [audience laughs]
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Who else has something?
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Nothing but pro here, Pop.
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You being gone
means we could finally get a dog.
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No, no, JJ, we are not getting a dog.
Your dad's allergic, right honey?
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My nose gets so stuffed up,
I gotta use a garden hose for a Neti Pot.
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- [audience laughs]
- We haven't even covered
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the biggest con yet.
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- We'll miss you, Dad.
- [marker swishing]
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[grunts] She cut me with a sad heart.
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[audience laughs]
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[strained] I should've seen that coming.
Ooh...
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Okay, well,
we're not gonna solve it all tonight.
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Let's all get some sleep
and we'll revisit this tomorrow.
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We'll figure this out, Papa Bear.
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- Aw, thanks, Baby Bear.
- [marker swishing]
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[audience laughs]
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[Big Show clears throat]
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JJ,
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writing "dog" on the board
doesn't make it real.
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Fine, but it's on you
when I put on a collar on Mandy
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and make her pee outside.
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[audience laughs]
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[bells ding]
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[upbeat pop opening credits playing]
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- [music fades]
- [pot bubbles]
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[Cassy sighs heavily]
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Couldn't sleep, huh?
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No, I came down here
to stew on my problems.
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And then I realized
I actually wanted stew.
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[audience laughs]
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- Did my cooking wake you?
- No.
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I rolled into the large impression
you made on the mattress
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and woke up
just struggling like a turtle. [laughs]
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- [audience laughs]
- Smells good. What's in it?
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You know, confusion, worry,
two cups of guilt.
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- Oh. Your mom's recipe. [laughs]
- [audience laughs]
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[Big Show chuckles]
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You know,
I really did hear everyone's concerns,
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but I gotta say,
this week is the first time in a long time
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that I felt like myself.
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Is that dumb?
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No, not at all.
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The WWE has been
a huge part of your life, babe.
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I don't think I knew how much I missed it.
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It's like I've been searching
for the next chapter,
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and then I realize
I haven't finished writing the last one.
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[sighs heavily] Well, maybe you should.
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Go on tour, do a proper retirement match.
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Really? You sure?
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Yeah! I mean,
get it all out of your system.
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It's only a few months, right?
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Yeah, but what about you, the kids,
your business?
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I mean, won't it be crazy?
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No, I can handle it.
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Go and finish your chapter, Show.
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[pats chest] I got you.
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I don't know what to say.
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- [laughs] Just kiss me, dummy.
- Mm...
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[kisses] But don't kid yourself.
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When you get back,
we are getting a new mattress.
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Seriously, sharing a bed with you
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is like sleeping on the edge
of the Grand Canyon. [chuckles]
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[audience laughs]
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You know, people pay a lot of money
for that view.
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- [scoffs]
- [audience laughs]
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[upbeat pop music playing]
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[music fades]
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- [rock music playing]
- [banner tears]
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[yelling] Get ready, America,
'cause Friday Night SmackDown
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just got a whole lot bigger!
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[gruff] Yeah!
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[Terry] And cut!
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- Check the gate.
- [audience laughs]
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[exhales] How's it going, guys?
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I'm Show's manager.
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- Not true.
- [audience laughs]
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Terry, you can't even manage your emotions
at a Pixar movie.
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- [audience laughs]
- Who can? I'm not a robot.
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Now you got me thinking about Wall-E.
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Man, keep it together,
there's other wrestlers around.
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And if I'm not your manager,
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why'd I just booked you
into an appearance at Disney World?
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'Cause you didn't?
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- Fair enough.
- [audience laughs]
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But I did get two free tickets
for sitting through a timeshare pitch.
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Oh, no, Terry. [laughing]
Tell me you also didn't buy a timeshare.
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Oh, I got a good deal. Yeah,
it's walking distance from an Arby's,
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if you don't mind crossing a turnpike.
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- [audience laughs]
- I'm gonna have to pass.
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I finally get to go home this weekend.
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Do you know how hard it is to be here
and miss out on anything with my girls?
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Yeah, but don't you FaceTime 'em,
like, every ten minutes?
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It's not the same.
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Just yesterday, Cassy was so busy
she put her phone in the purse
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without hanging up.
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I had to listen to her mangle
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- two Lizzo songs!
- Ooh!
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- [audience laughs]
- And yell at the GPS.
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- I named my GPS Lisa.
- [audience laughs]
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And I'm man enough to admit, Show.
[hushed] I love her.
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You know you don't have to say
every thought in your head.
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- I don't?
- No.
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- You sure?
- Yes.
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- [audience laughs]
- Pound it out.
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[audience laughs]
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[upbeat pop music playing]
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[music fades]
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Hey, JJ, can you help me
with my inauguration speech?
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Lower School Prez gets five minutes,
and I'm running at a breezy 93.
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- [audience laughs]
- [JJ] No, I'm busy!
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I'm reading a book!
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- Well, that's a straight up lie.
- [audience laughs]
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- Oh, my...
- [audience] Aw...
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Where did that dog come from?
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Old Mrs. Feldman.
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She's moving to Miami
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and she can't bring her.
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So I said I'd take her.
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But Mom says we can't have a dog.
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- Mom says lots of stuff I don't listen to.
- [audience laughs]
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Look, I knew you would be against this,
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so I prepared an elaborate case
to convince you.
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Here.
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- [audience laughs]
- [Mandy gasps]
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Her fur smells like giggles.
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Case closed.
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- [audience laughs]
- Too bad I have to give her back.
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What, why?
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Because we'd have to keep her a secret,
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and you're a terrible liar.
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What? That's not true.
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You once got an ulcer
'cause you lied to Mom
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about having a good day.
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- Ow...
- [audience laughs]
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It hurts my stomach
just thinking about it.
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But this time, I promise not to blow it.
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Oh, my goodness, I love this dog so much.
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What's her name?
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Mrs. Feldman called her Princess,
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but I'm going with Lil' Tricky.
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- [audience laughs]
- [dog barks]
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- [Mandy] Aw...
- [giggles]
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[upbeat pop music playing]
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You're doing great.
Just, uh, keep checking your mirrors
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and don't follow too closely.
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I'm actually doing this.
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You know, I was nervous
when I found out you were my teacher
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after seeing you faceplant
off that Bird Scooter,
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but you're a great teacher, Coach Fenner.
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Ah, thanks. [chuckles]
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Yeah, it's just a little side hustle
so I can raise some cash.
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Yeah, I wanna impress my special lady
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and take her
to an all-inclusive beach resort.
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Nice, like Sandals in Jamaica?
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What? No, I'm a gym coach,
not Warren Buffet.
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- [audience laughs]
- We're going to Flip Flops
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- in Daytona, redneck riviera.
- [audience laughs]
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All right, let's, uh, just come
to a complete stop up here and, um...
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- [beeping]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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That's my girlfriend's ex-husband,
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Dale.
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- [audience laughs]
- He manages the Pep Boys.
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- Real hotshot.
- [audience laughs]
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Wait a second, that's her street.
What's he doing around here?
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Come on, follow him.
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- Go! We're losing him!
- [tires screech]
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Uh, Mr. Coach Fenner,
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is tailing people gonna be
on the driver's test?
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Yes, it's called defensive driving.
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What are we defending?
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My heart! Left!
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- [audience laughs]
- Left! Left!
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- What...?
- [door closes]
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- What are you doing with a bowl of water?
- Um...
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I... [stammers] It's for me!
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A new study says drinking from a bowl
is the best way to hydrate. Ow!
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- [audience laughs]
- I'm too tired to unpack that. Carry on.
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[curious music plays]
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[audience laughs]
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- [bowl rattles]
- Tough day, huh?
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Tell me everything.
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[sighs] You know,
I'm still trying to find an assistant,
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and they're all terrible.
One of them told me
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that she is a practicing witch
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and needed every full moon off
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to hang with her coven in Boca.
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[audience laughs]
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Tough day, huh?
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Tell me everything.
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What is wrong with you?
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Did you drink my kombucha?
'Cause you're acting lowkey hammered.
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- [doorbell rings]
- Oh, no, put a pin in it.
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That's my last candidate
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for the assistant position.
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Uh, Benet Paté. I think she's French.
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Good luck, Mom.
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[sing-songy] Hey, girl!
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[audience laughs]
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[knocking at door]
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Hey, girl.
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- [audience laughs]
- Bennett? You're Benet Paté?
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I had to lie, Cassy.
I knew you wouldn't see me otherwise.
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Yeah, 'cause you got your dad to fire me!
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And then he fired me!
246
00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:53,783
I shook his hand, and he filed
an HR complaint for unwanted touching.
247
00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:56,536
- [audience laughs]
- Well, in the words of my idol, RuPaul,
248
00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,996
- “Sashay away,” Benet Paté!
- [grunts]
249
00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,640
- Stop! Cassy, wait!
- [audience laughs]
250
00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:03,376
You were my mentor
and I sold you out, okay?
251
00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:05,169
I just want a chance to make things right.
252
00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:06,295
I'll do anything!
253
00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,173
- Anything?
- [audience laughs]
254
00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,341
Anything.
255
00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:11,884
[upbeat music playing]
256
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,389
- [music fades]
- Wait, wait, wait.
257
00:09:16,472 --> 00:09:18,808
These are supposed to be sorted by color.
258
00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,435
What color is this, Bennett?
259
00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:24,063
- Blue?
- It's teal, Bennett!
260
00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:25,541
- [audience laughs]
- [screams] Teal!
261
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,667
- [toys rattle]
- Start again!
262
00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:27,900
[audience laughs]
263
00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:29,819
You said anything.
264
00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:32,530
Hey, girls!
265
00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:34,574
- [Cassy and JJ] Daddy!
- [Big Show chuckles]
266
00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,033
- Hey!
- Okay,
267
00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:39,328
I just ate a box of expired Oreos
and I might be hallucinating,
268
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,932
but is that that little turd, Bennett?
269
00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,141
- [audience laughs]
- Yeah, I hired him as my assistant.
270
00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:45,293
Before you freak out,
he is on super probation,
271
00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,295
and I gave him
a huge list of chores to do.
272
00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:48,921
Happy to be back on the team!
273
00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,173
- [audience laughs]
- [underwhelmed] Yay, team!
274
00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,675
Now chop-chop, chicken butt.
275
00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,386
That book report on Charlotte's Web
ain't gonna write itself.
276
00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:56,679
[audience laughs]
277
00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,640
- [toys clinking]
- [audience laughs]
278
00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,578
- [kisses]
- [kisses] I missed you so much!
279
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,061
Oh, same, times a million.
280
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,456
Look, after this weekend,
I'm gonna be gone for a month,
281
00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,691
so I wanna get in
as much family time as I can.
282
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:09,692
Sounds great.
283
00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,695
Whatever you need. Grocery run, laundry...
You want me to get that possum
284
00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:13,613
out of the shed?
285
00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,489
I'm afraid of his doll eyes,
but I'll do it.
286
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,283
No, actually, Bennett has been great.
287
00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:19,035
He even took care of the possum.
288
00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,680
He lured it out with some old caramel corn
he found in the garage.
289
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:24,498
Aw, that was my emergency popcorn,
Bennett! [groans]
290
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,917
Come on! Check with the girls.
I'm sure they have something
291
00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:27,835
they need help with.
292
00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:29,337
- Yeah, good idea. [kisses]
- Okay.
293
00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,298
Love that you're here, Dad, but I'm good.
294
00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:34,091
Yeah, me too. Thanks for asking.
295
00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,926
Really? There's gotta be something.
296
00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:37,653
Mandy, I can help you with your speech.
297
00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:38,678
It's ready.
298
00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,389
JJ just did a joke pass.
299
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,451
- The kid really knows my voice.
- [audience laughs]
300
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,810
Lola, we can jump in the car
and do a driving lesson.
301
00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:47,688
No need. Coach Fenner has me on point.
302
00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:49,440
He's taught me a lot about driving
303
00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:50,900
and how divorce isn't the end,
304
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,583
- it's the beginning.
- [audience laughs]
305
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:56,322
This is crazy!
Something chewed my Jimmy Choos.
306
00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:58,550
- [audience laughs]
- Girls, what do you know about this?
307
00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:01,410
Don't look at me.
I've been staking out at Pep Boys all day.
308
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,328
Mandy?
309
00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:03,621
Um...
310
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,040
Uh, well... [sighs]
311
00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:07,833
[stammers] it was JJ!
312
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,835
She's been acting out since Dad left.
313
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,129
Ow... Yeah, well, there's your answer
314
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,358
- as unlikely as it seems. [chuckles]
- [audience laughs]
315
00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:15,549
Wow, that poor kid.
316
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:18,594
Oh, come on, Show,
I know you want to do some parenting,
317
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,721
but you don't actually believe that,
do you?
318
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,265
These shoes are made of suede,
not Twizzlers!
319
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,433
What can I say? [sighs]
320
00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:27,144
My daughter needs me.
Better let me handle this.
321
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,689
[chuckles] Okay, fine.
322
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:33,317
But something weird is going on,
and I will figure it out.
323
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,132
Well, [sighs] I better go talk to JJ.
324
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:39,448
Oh! Uh, well, uh...
I'm just gonna come with you!
325
00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,745
- [Big Show thuds]
- [audience laughs]
326
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:47,665
- [upbeat music plays, then fades]
- Okay, Dad, let's go talk to JJ.
327
00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,792
We'll be there any second, here we come.
328
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,715
- Walk, walk, walk... door!
- [audience laughs]
329
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,254
What are you doing?
330
00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:55,131
Nothing weird, that's for sure!
331
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:56,424
- Ow!
- [audience laughs]
332
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,888
JJ... [sighs]
333
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,473
we need to talk about this morning.
334
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,560
Yes, JJ, why don't you tell him
what you did?
335
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:09,854
Uh... Okay?
336
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,773
That's a big area,
but I'll give it a shot.
337
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:13,857
[audience laughs]
338
00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:15,191
Dad...
339
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:18,279
I'm sorry that I grew my hair.
340
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,740
No, Mom... Mom!
341
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,659
I'm sorry that Mom's feet...
342
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,911
I'm gonna go with tastes like corn?
343
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,329
- [audience laughs]
- No, honey.
344
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,539
You chewed your mom's shoes.
345
00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:29,622
Really?
346
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,208
- [mouths "yes"]
- [JJ] Oh...
347
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:34,545
- Yes, that's right, I did do that!
- [audience laughs]
348
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:35,963
Yeah!
349
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,339
Sorry.
350
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,049
I know being apart is hard,
351
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:40,301
but if you're sad,
352
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,803
destroying your mom's shoes
is no way to show us.
353
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,930
Use your words, not your teeth.
354
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,056
Thank you, Daddy!
355
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,349
I won't do it again!
356
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,684
[audience laughs]
357
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,352
- [Big Show] Look...
- Wow!
358
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,645
Great talk, Dad.
359
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:52,730
One of your best.
360
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:55,107
Right up there
with the "you do you" speech.
361
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,525
[audience laughs]
362
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:00,529
Okay, that was my fault.
363
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,530
Ya think?
364
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,991
What was I supposed to do?
Mom asked me a question.
365
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:06,410
Can you imagine me
not answering a question?
366
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:07,369
I can't!
367
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,829
See, I even had to answer myself.
368
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,624
- [audience laughs]
- Here, have a cuddle to take the edge off.
369
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,794
As long as we don't lose our heads,
we'll be fine.
370
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:15,920
[knocking at window]
371
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,838
- [audience oohs]
- Hello, ladies!
372
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,215
- Oh, no.
- [audience laughs]
373
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:24,595
- [Bennett grunts]
- What are you doing out there, Bennett?
374
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,320
Your mother has me cleaning the gutters.
375
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,431
I was attacked by birds.
376
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,315
- It seemed very personal.
- [audience laughs]
377
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,352
[dusts hands] But that's okay,
378
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,480
because I got to see
your little puppy scam.
379
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:36,357
So, here's the deal.
380
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,819
I own you two now,
and you're gonna do whatever I want,
381
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:42,613
or I'm gonna blab about your secret pooch.
382
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,532
[sighs] What do you want us to do,
Bennett?
383
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,950
Oh... [paper rustles]
384
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,033
I have a list.
385
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,370
- [audience laughs]
- [upbeat music playing]
386
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:53,659
And after you're done with the dishes,
you guys can fold your dad's underwear.
387
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:56,001
- It really is a two-person job.
- [audience laughs]
388
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:56,919
Honey me.
389
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,002
[audience laughs]
390
00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:00,422
- [rock ballad playing]
- ♪ So baby leave a light on ♪
391
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,841
[audience laughs]
392
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,593
♪ In the time that we hold ♪
393
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,388
- [audience laughs]
- [turns off song] You okay, Coach Fenner?
394
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,432
Seems like a lot of emotion
for a driving lesson.
395
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,726
My lady friend and I are no longer lovers.
396
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:13,893
We have...
397
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:15,187
uncoupled.
398
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,624
- [audience laughs]
- There's definitely less disturbing ways
399
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:18,482
to put that,
400
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:19,984
- [audience laughs]
- but I'm sorry.
401
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,151
No, no, uh... [sniffles]
402
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,152
No, I'm sorry.
403
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,572
Uh, this is your pre-test,
and I need to be a professional.
404
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:27,908
Remember to watch for signals.
Sometimes they mean merge, and...
405
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,992
sometimes it means
she's having secret pot stickers
406
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,495
at a PF Chang's with her ex-husband.
407
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,747
- How do I compete with that?
- [audience laughs]
408
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,374
- [phone rings]
- Oh, sorry, it's...
409
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:39,128
Oh, it's the manager at Flip Flops.
I'm trying to get my deposit back.
410
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,505
Yes, this is Leslie Fenner.
411
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,091
Non-refundable?
412
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:45,801
- Should I turn left here?
- [stammers]
413
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,761
What about in the case
of natural disasters?
414
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,282
[strained] Well, I've been hit
with an emotional tsunami, sir.
415
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,974
- [audience laughs]
- I think I missed it.
416
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,577
[stammers] Have you ever been in love?
417
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,102
[yelling] Twenty years?
418
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,185
Come on, man!
419
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,788
- [yelling] That's it!
- [car screeches]
420
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,442
Give this sad little man his money!
421
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,360
[scoffs] Why?
422
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,821
Because I'm a kid
trying to get my license,
423
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,532
and every adult in my life
is too busy to help me!
424
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:11,243
And if I don't get my license,
then I can't get a job,
425
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,287
which means I will have plenty of time
426
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:16,290
to trash your dumpy resort online
every day until I graduate!
427
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:17,917
[audience laughs]
428
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,723
- [sweetly] Thank you!
- [audience laughs]
429
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,587
Okay, it's done.
430
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:23,546
Wow. [chuckles]
431
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:24,714
Thanks, Lola.
432
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,050
That was amazing.
433
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,133
You're welcome.
434
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,219
Now, get your head in the game.
435
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,947
- This lady wants to roll!
- [tires screech]
436
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,973
- [audience laughs]
- [upbeat music playing]
437
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:35,725
[music fades]
438
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,854
Wow, what happened to you two?
439
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:39,813
Surprise!
440
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,732
We turned the garage
into a home gym for you.
441
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,192
The girls loved to helping.
442
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:44,652
Right?
443
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,338
- [audience laughs]
- Ooh, so many spiders.
444
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,196
Perfect Sunday.
445
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,073
Speaking of Sundays,
446
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,616
I've got a surprise.
447
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,451
Follow me to the kitchen.
448
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,955
God, I love being part of a family
that lets me inside the house!
449
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,373
[audience laughs]
450
00:15:59,041 --> 00:15:59,875
Okay,
451
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,169
we have to do something about Bennett.
452
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,545
Don't sweat it.
453
00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,130
I've got a plan.
454
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,131
[sighs] Good!
455
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,676
Because I am not polishing the rims
on his Scion.
456
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:12,012
- [audience laughs]
- [upbeat music playing]
457
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:16,934
- [music fades]
- [booming] I present the big sundae bar!
458
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:18,657
- [audience laughs]
- Big Show production.
459
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,980
Wow, Dad, this is amazing! [gasps]
460
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,399
And the cherries are pitted?
Way to keep it safe.
461
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,282
You guys have been so great.
I just want to do something to say thanks.
462
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,713
This is awesome, honey,
but don't you leave for Orlando soon?
463
00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:30,257
Uh, yeah, Terry's on his way over now.
464
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,908
Oh! Okay, so you're just gonna fill
our kids with sugar,
465
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,244
drive off and leave me
with this huge mess?
466
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,370
- Huh.
- [audience laughs]
467
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,789
You know, that is not an angle
I even considered.
468
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,916
Well, I'm sure the girls
will help clean up.
469
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,167
Right, Mandy?
470
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,378
- [audience laughs]
- Uh...
471
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:47,423
Oh, shut your pie hole, Bennett.
We're not cleaning up anything.
472
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:48,340
Is that a dog?
473
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,424
Yep.
474
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,176
Mandy and I have been hiding a dog,
475
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,387
and Bennett's been blackmailing us.
476
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,099
- [gasps] Ooh, is that a sundae bar? Sweet!
- [audience laughs]
477
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,476
Bennett, I trusted you!
478
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,271
- Yeah, you did, which was really stupid.
- [audience laughs]
479
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:05,357
But know this,
you haven't seen the last of Benet Paté!
480
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,567
That's not even your name!
481
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,277
Or your bowl!
482
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,361
[audience laughs]
483
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,780
And you two. [stammers]
I don't even know what to say.
484
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:15,159
I mean, how could you do this?
Especially knowing your dad is allergic.
485
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:16,785
Uh... Is he though?
486
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,620
Aw... Who's so cute?
487
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,706
- [audience laughs]
- You're so cute. Look at you!
488
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,332
[Big Show cooing]
489
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,586
- [fakes sneeze]
- [audience laughs]
490
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:26,669
Wait...
491
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,672
Dad's not really allergic?
492
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,049
[sighs] No.
493
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,133
I love dogs.
494
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,653
They're little snuggle monsters
that can save you from a fire.
495
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,721
- [audience laughs]
- But then why'd you lie to us?
496
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,724
Okay, look,
I knew that with your Dad on the road
497
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:40,559
that if we got a dog,
I would be the one taking care of it.
498
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:43,020
So we blamed me,
so Mom wouldn't be the bad guy.
499
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:46,023
And now that they know that,
I'm the bad guy once again.
500
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:46,940
Nice job, Show.
501
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:47,900
You're welcome.
502
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,359
- [audience laughs]
- Oh...
503
00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:51,028
You're being sarcastic.
504
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,279
[Lola screams]
505
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,698
[Lola grunts and sighs]
506
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,367
- [groaning and crying]
- [can hisses]
507
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,535
[audience laughs]
508
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,997
Uh, Lola, how was your driving test?
509
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,165
What do you think?
510
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,834
Yeah, I gotta fail you.
Talking on a cellphone while driving
511
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,294
is a big no-no.
512
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,253
[screams]
513
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,963
- [audience laughs]
- [horn blares]
514
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,807
If you weren't off
with your wrestling thing,
515
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,217
I'd have my license by now!
516
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,885
- And a dog!
- And a dog!
517
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,137
Wait, where did the dog come from?
518
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,491
- [audience laughs]
- Doesn't matter! Here's what matters!
519
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,142
I moved here from Minnesota
so that we could be together
520
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,466
and have all these experiences.
521
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,813
I really wanted to share stuff with you.
522
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,200
I just don't get
why you messed that all up!
523
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:29,650
Lola!
524
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,735
We should go check on her. Come on, JJ.
525
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,820
[phone chimes]
526
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,489
Ah, shoot!
527
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,543
Terry's outside.
I'm gonna tell him to wait.
528
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:40,536
No, no, just go live your dream.
529
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,121
I'll take care of it.
530
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:45,249
But, Show, you know,
next time you wanna make a huge mess,
531
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,667
can you make it a wine bar?
532
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,128
'Cause I could really go
for a bowl of Chardonnay right now.
533
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,522
- [bowls clink]
- [audience laughs]
534
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,630
[Cassy sighs]
535
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:53,048
[mellow music playing]
536
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,886
- [music fades]
- Show, why do I get the feeling
537
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,346
you're not taking this seriously?
538
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:00,889
- [audience laughs]
- I'm sorry, man.
539
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,892
I just hate the way I left things
with Cassy and the girls.
540
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,936
I keep texting, but nobody's responding.
541
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:07,062
[Terry sighs]
542
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:08,688
I get it.
543
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,497
- Family stuff is hard.
- [floor rattles]
544
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,204
At all my family reunions,
someone always winds up getting poisoned.
545
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,069
[audience laughs]
546
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,737
But this is your big comeback.
547
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,281
You got to be in it to win it.
548
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:18,991
- Yeah, okay, let's do this.
- All right.
549
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,719
- [Big Show exhales]
- [floor rattling]
550
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,328
[sharp exhale]
551
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,787
Now, I'm gonna hit you in the head
with this chair.
552
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,958
- [audience laughs]
- I need your eye contact
553
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,293
and I need your focus.
554
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:32,254
Man, I've had, like, 3,000 chair shots
to my dome.
555
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,214
- I got this.
- All right.
556
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:35,257
- [phone chimes]
- Cassy!
557
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,134
- [chair clanks]
- Oh, Show! Ooh!
558
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,928
- [Big Show thuds]
- [fading] I said I need your eye contact!
559
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,930
[dreamlike music playing]
560
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,559
- [music fades]
- [Terry] Ah...
561
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:46,642
There he is!
562
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,645
Man, you were really out!
563
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:50,689
Like a super thick Sleeping Beauty.
564
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,108
- [audience laughs]
- [Big Show groans and sighs]
565
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,860
What happened? My head is killing me.
566
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:56,320
You got a clunk in the head, bro.
567
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:57,446
[doorbell rings]
568
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,114
[shushes] Show's starting.
569
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:00,073
Oh, yeah,
570
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,241
you're gonna love this.
571
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,744
- [Cassy sighs heavily]
- [Big Show] Oh...
572
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:04,870
Hey, Cass!
573
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,747
[shivers] What the... Am I dead?
574
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,040
- [audience laughs]
- No!
575
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,166
This is a dream.
576
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,500
That's why I look so fly!
577
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:12,377
[audience laughs]
578
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,337
And check it out.
579
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,714
In this dream,
you never retired from wrestling.
580
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,342
And Cassy, she never started her business.
581
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,801
She works for this dude.
582
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,805
Hey, Bennett. Is everything okay?
583
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,950
- No, I ordered a salad for lunch,
- [audience laughs]
584
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,059
and I said no onions.
585
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:28,060
- Fix it!
- Oh...
586
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:28,977
[audience laughs]
587
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,438
Uh, but you already ate it.
How can I fix that?
588
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:34,761
I don't know. Time machine, shrink ray.
Those are two brilliant ideas right there.
589
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:35,859
Why am I doing your job?
590
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,253
- [container rattles]
- [Cassy] Oh!
591
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:39,613
- [audience laughs]
- [sighs] God, I can't stand that guy.
592
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,241
Why does he always slap things
out of my hands?
593
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,701
[groans] I hate this job so much!
594
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:45,826
[Big Show] Cassy, wait!
595
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,681
- No, no, Show, don't do that! Show, don't!
- [dreamlike harp plays]
596
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:51,083
- [bell ringing]
- [Big Show] Whoa... Okay, that's freaky.
597
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,417
[Terry] Extremely freaky.
598
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,021
But that's how it works in this dream.
599
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:55,921
Why's JJ in her old classroom?
600
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:57,444
She didn't join the smart kids class
601
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,106
because you weren't there
to inspire her.
602
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,093
She's always in trouble now.
603
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,137
Okay, that's 30. Can I go?
604
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,014
I lost 80 bucks on that fish.
605
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,349
Give me 30 more.
606
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,642
[audience laughs]
607
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,436
[dreamlike harp plays]
608
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,772
I didn't run for pride or for glory
609
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:16,566
but because I felt called
to listen and to lead.
610
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,694
And as your Lower School President,
611
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,863
I promise you
that's what I'll do every day.
612
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,759
At least I didn't screw things up
with Mandy. She's killing that speech.
613
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:25,783
Oh, wait for it, baby.
614
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,120
- How was that, Taylor?
- Dope!
615
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:31,206
Email it to me so I can practice
before my inauguration tomorrow.
616
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:32,665
Right away.
617
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:33,542
I'm confused.
618
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,961
Why is Mandy writing speeches
instead of giving 'em?
619
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,673
Because she was never pushed
to find her identity or her confidence.
620
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,341
- Oh...
- Mm.
621
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:42,676
Because I wasn't home,
622
00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,761
and I'm the one
who gave her the confidence.
623
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,805
No, man. It wasn't you.
624
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:49,683
[audience laughs]
625
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:54,271
- [dreamlike harp plays]
- [Terry sighs] It was her.
626
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:55,771
I don't know that kid.
627
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,231
Me neither.
628
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,650
Sorry, all these winter coats
629
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,503
- make everyone look alike.
- [audience laughs]
630
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:01,528
I meant her.
631
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:03,613
So, Lola never moved to Florida.
632
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,408
Yep. She's still up here in Minnesota.
633
00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:08,493
[phone rings]
634
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,329
[wind whirring]
635
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,080
[continued ringing]
636
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:13,497
[clicks]
637
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,252
[sighs] Think I'm done here, Terry.
638
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:18,503
Yeah, you and me both.
639
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:19,463
Nobody can see us,
640
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:21,426
and we're still cold?
That don't make any sense!
641
00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:23,257
Show?
642
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:26,112
- [dreamlike harp plays]
- [Terry, fading] Show?
643
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,429
Show! Show! Show!
644
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,097
- [grunts]
- Show?
645
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:30,891
I just had the craziest dream.
646
00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:32,201
- [exhales]
- And you were there.
647
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:33,101
Hope I wasn't naked.
648
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,187
- [audience laughs]
- I've felt real puffy lately.
649
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,898
Luckily for the both of us, mainly me,
650
00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,316
you were fully clothed.
651
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:41,610
If you're okay,
we gotta get down to the ringer.
652
00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:42,693
Are you ready to go?
653
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,490
- Yeah, I'm ready.
- [upbeat music plays, then fades]
654
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,368
[wrestling commotion plays on TV]
655
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,119
[footsteps approaching]
656
00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:55,332
Oh... [sighs] Come on, guys,
don't look so bummed out.
657
00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:57,209
You love watching your dad wrestle.
658
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:58,794
That was before we learned/
659
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:01,046
he was the heavy-weight champion of lying.
660
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:03,274
- [audience laughs]
- Okay, we definitely have some stuff
661
00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:04,633
to work out, but we are a family,
662
00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:06,927
so we are gonna watch
Dad do what he does best.
663
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,261
Chokeslam a smaller,
664
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,472
but still enormous man
right through the mat?
665
00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,836
- [audience laughs]
- Hey, chokeslams paid for this house.
666
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:16,561
[announcer] And still to come tonight,
live on SmackDown,
667
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:19,856
a very special appearance
from one of the greatest legends
668
00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:21,942
in the history of the WWE.
669
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:25,028
A return to the ring
from the one and only...
670
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:29,491
- [booming] The Big Show!
- [all scream]
671
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:31,785
- [JJ] What?
- Dad, what are you doing home?
672
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,453
I wanted to surprise you guys.
673
00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:35,497
It worked. I totally pooped a little.
674
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:36,790
[audience laughs]
675
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,251
Yeah, let's put you down.
676
00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:41,878
Show, [stammers] I'm confused.
677
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,588
But I'm not. Not anymore.
678
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,465
My head is super clear.
679
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:47,989
Although, it did take me passing out
for a while to get there.
680
00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:51,096
Passing out is how I finally realized
I can't process dairy.
681
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:52,824
- [audience laughs]
- Okay, here's the deal.
682
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,391
I love wrestling, I really do.
683
00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:57,352
But this time out,
my heart just wasn't in it.
684
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,436
How come?
685
00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:00,564
Because I left it here with you guys.
686
00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,274
- [Cassy exhales] Aw.
- [audience] Aw...
687
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,168
- [Cassy clicks tongue]
- [Big Show sighs]
688
00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:07,612
This is where I need to be,
and I'm never going back to wrestling.
689
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:09,865
Babe, are you sure?
690
00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,074
Hundred percent.
691
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,868
[takes a deep breath] And Lola...
692
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:14,870
No need, Dad. It's all good.
693
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:17,080
[voice breaks] No, it's not.
You were right.
694
00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:19,666
You moved here
so that you and I could be closer,
695
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:21,334
and I straight up let you down.
696
00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:23,795
I'm never gonna do that again.
697
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:24,879
[fist whacks]
698
00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:26,631
- [audience laughs]
- Ow!
699
00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:27,923
What was that for?
700
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,843
You know emotions make me punchy.
701
00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:31,136
[audience laughs]
702
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,721
- Thank you.
- [Big Show sniffles]
703
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:37,267
Dad, the only thing I'm bummed about
is that we didn't get to see your match.
704
00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:38,727
Yeah, it was gonna be epic.
705
00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:40,686
You know what?
706
00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:43,482
[exhales heavily] It still could be.
707
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,400
[upbeat music playing]
708
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:47,861
Ladies and gentlemen,
709
00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:49,946
girls and girls!
710
00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:53,283
- [audience laughs]
- Welcome to the Battle of the Bannister,
711
00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:56,161
- the rumble in the rec room!
- [audience laughs]
712
00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:57,829
Coming to the ring
713
00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,623
is a seven-time world champ,
714
00:24:59,706 --> 00:25:03,960
and a man who once licked a scented marker
to see if it tasted like lemon.
715
00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:05,764
- [Big Show] It did not.
- [audience laughs]
716
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:09,424
[booming] The Big Show!
717
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,986
- ["The Big Show" rock theme plays]
- ♪ Well, it's The Big Show ♪
718
00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,512
- [audience cheers]
- [Big Show roars]
719
00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:16,556
[gruff yelling] Whose house?
720
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:18,933
Literally,
721
00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:21,811
- my house!
- [audience laughs]
722
00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:23,980
And his opponent,
723
00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:28,026
the Chief Justice of pain, the Mandazzler!
724
00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:31,696
- It's about to get litigious up in here!
- [audience cheers]
725
00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:33,031
[Cassy laughs]
726
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,742
And her tag team partner,
727
00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:40,455
hailing all the way from Minnesota,
it's the Mauler of America!
728
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:41,957
[audience cheers]
729
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:42,916
[stick rattles]
730
00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:46,127
I'm gonna hit you with Minneapolis
and knock you out with Saint Paul!
731
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,211
[audience laughs]
732
00:25:48,421 --> 00:25:50,924
This is a no holds barred match.
733
00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:51,841
Just one rule:
734
00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:53,093
No shoes on the pillows.
735
00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:54,237
- [audience laughs]
- And go!
736
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:55,261
[bell ringing]
737
00:25:57,305 --> 00:25:58,848
Oh, and right out of the gate,
738
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,767
these girls have got
the Big Show crossed up!
739
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:02,519
Oh, he's in trouble.
740
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,312
What's he gonna do?
741
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,064
- [Big Show bellows]
- [Cassy] Oh!
742
00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:08,775
- [Big Show cackles]
- Get him, girls! Get him!
743
00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:10,858
- Shouldn't have showed you that!
- [Cassy] Oh, no!
744
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,404
[pants] Oh, my God.
745
00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:14,239
- I need some help!
- What's this?
746
00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:16,408
A surprise entrance on the stairs,
747
00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:20,412
[booming] it's the Little Show!
748
00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:22,455
- ["The Little Show" rock theme plays]
- Yeah!
749
00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:24,681
- [audience cheers]
- [Big Show grunting]
750
00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:26,293
[all struggling]
751
00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:28,086
Hey, you're supposed to be on my side.
752
00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:29,838
It's a yielder. Heard of it?
753
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:30,839
Oh, no! No!
754
00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:32,257
- [audience laughs]
- No! [groans]
755
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:34,509
Oh, what a turn of events!
756
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,845
And in for the pin,
757
00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:38,805
it's our referee!
758
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:40,681
[audience laughs]
759
00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:42,349
[dog barks]
760
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:44,894
- [barking]
- And look at that, folks!
761
00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:47,522
We have a new champion!
762
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,190
- [Cassy] Whoo!
- [girls cheering]
763
00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:53,337
- [Cassy] You killed it!
- [all excitedly talking over each other]
764
00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:55,241
["This Will Be Our Year"
by The Zombies playing]
765
00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:57,991
♪ Is like the warmth of the sun ♪
766
00:26:58,074 --> 00:27:00,827
♪ And this will be our year ♪
767
00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:02,996
♪ Took a long time to come ♪
768
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:05,457
♪ Don't let go of my hand ♪
769
00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:07,959
♪ Now darkness has gone ♪
770
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:10,378
♪ And this will be our year ♪
771
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:12,881
♪ Took a long time to come ♪
772
00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:14,299
♪ And I won't forget ♪
773
00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:17,427
♪ The way you held me up
When I was down ♪
774
00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:20,180
♪ And I won't forget the way you said ♪
775
00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:21,681
♪ "Darling I love you" ♪
776
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,892
♪ You gave me faith to go on ♪
777
00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:27,145
♪ Now we're there
And we've only just begun ♪
778
00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:30,148
♪ This will be our year ♪
779
00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:36,237
♪ Took a long time to come ♪
780
00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:37,405
Subtitle translation by
781
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,907
[song fades]