1 00:00:02,410 --> 00:00:05,047 I was a good person, before it all went down. 2 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:09,292 I was good my entire life. 3 00:00:13,952 --> 00:00:15,984 Good morning! 4 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:18,303 I hope you all did your homework. 5 00:00:20,601 --> 00:00:23,569 ♪ We love to do our homework, And we love our teacher too! ♪ 6 00:00:23,601 --> 00:00:26,434 ♪ Then when I throw out these fun questions You should know just what to do! ♪ 7 00:00:26,466 --> 00:00:26,886 Okay! 8 00:00:26,919 --> 00:00:28,156 ♪ Two plus six is - Eight!♪ 9 00:00:28,180 --> 00:00:29,609 ♪ And good behavior's - Great! ♪ 10 00:00:29,633 --> 00:00:32,632 ♪ And it's not a part of the class when we say the time of day and date! ♪ 11 00:00:32,768 --> 00:00:34,148 ♪ It's nine in the morning! ♪ 12 00:00:34,196 --> 00:00:35,561 ♪ On January eighth! ♪ 13 00:00:35,609 --> 00:00:38,648 ♪ The sun is out smilin' - And it's your husband's birthday! ♪ 14 00:00:38,807 --> 00:00:41,601 ♪ La La La La Lalalalala ♪ 15 00:00:41,998 --> 00:00:44,664 ♪ La La La Lalalala Lalalalalala ♪ 16 00:00:44,966 --> 00:00:47,640 ♪ La La La La lalalalala ♪ 17 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:50,537 ♪ La La La La La Lalalalala ♪ 18 00:00:50,609 --> 00:00:52,950 Oh my stars, stop singing children! 19 00:00:53,379 --> 00:00:54,379 Hush up now! 20 00:00:54,649 --> 00:00:56,807 I forgot it's my husband's birthday! 21 00:00:56,847 --> 00:00:58,926 I didn't get him anything special. 22 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:02,116 Maybe if we call him we can do a happy birthday surprise! 23 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:04,450 Ohhkay ~ Ohh yeah ~ Right there! 24 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:06,648 I told you were not gonna use these. 25 00:01:06,673 --> 00:01:08,902 Right there - Ahh that's actually my asshole. 26 00:01:08,919 --> 00:01:10,783 But I don't care yeeeeheah 27 00:01:10,808 --> 00:01:12,839 Not there! Not there! Not there - Not 28 00:01:12,871 --> 00:01:14,164 Ohhhh yeah put it in! 29 00:01:14,188 --> 00:01:15,468 Okay, okay yeah. 30 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:16,950 Wait! 31 00:01:16,997 --> 00:01:18,196 Mrs. Mayberry! 32 00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:19,982 Remember what you taught us? 33 00:01:20,220 --> 00:01:22,378 Think! Before you act. 34 00:01:32,489 --> 00:01:33,870 Oh-kay. Oh yeah we're - 35 00:01:33,895 --> 00:01:35,394 Oh shit! Sweetie! 36 00:01:35,474 --> 00:01:36,632 What're you doing here? 37 00:01:36,657 --> 00:01:37,857 Shut up Gerald! 38 00:01:37,966 --> 00:01:39,029 Waaaaaaaah! 39 00:01:39,038 --> 00:01:40,771 - You scream like a bitch! 40 00:01:42,506 --> 00:01:44,109 Oh god, what have you done!? 41 00:01:44,156 --> 00:01:45,759 Sh-She had a family! 42 00:01:45,815 --> 00:01:47,495 We could've had a family! 43 00:01:47,783 --> 00:01:48,720 W-Wait! Nonono! 44 00:01:48,752 --> 00:01:49,291 Duh- 45 00:01:49,839 --> 00:01:51,839 Oh dear god. What have I done? 46 00:01:52,292 --> 00:01:53,672 In front of you all. 47 00:01:53,744 --> 00:01:55,577 I'm so sorry my children. 48 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,966 Don't forget to work on your times tables. 49 00:02:00,395 --> 00:02:02,661 You do everything right in life... 50 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,360 Play by all the rules. 51 00:02:04,657 --> 00:02:08,926 And still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins of the world. 52 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:12,615 After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. 53 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,400 So that's why im here - 54 00:02:14,529 --> 00:02:15,889 To get my revenge. 55 00:02:15,998 --> 00:02:17,569 I mean, was she hotter? 56 00:02:17,657 --> 00:02:20,523 Just saying I had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama - 57 00:02:20,577 --> 00:02:22,097 you just spat at me, tits. 58 00:02:23,045 --> 00:02:26,751 Aaaanyway. I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here - 59 00:02:26,792 --> 00:02:29,680 see we take revenge out on the living and it sounds like the core cast - 60 00:02:29,696 --> 00:02:34,132 of your sitcom of a death frankly, are all probably down here in hell with you 61 00:02:34,180 --> 00:02:34,672 Boop! 62 00:02:34,704 --> 00:02:36,482 Not all of them... 63 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,257 That whore survived. 64 00:02:38,474 --> 00:02:40,407 Now they all call her a hero. 65 00:02:40,625 --> 00:02:44,017 How does it feel to have survived such a crazy bitch? 66 00:02:44,085 --> 00:02:48,291 I just hope that sick woman finally found peace. 67 00:02:48,649 --> 00:02:51,549 You are so brave. Here's two million dollars! 68 00:02:51,609 --> 00:02:54,109 Ohhh, thank you! 69 00:02:55,061 --> 00:02:59,140 Between the talk shows and donation bullshit she made so much goddamn cash 70 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:01,974 Getting shot was the best thing to happen to her! 71 00:03:02,069 --> 00:03:03,331 You're a hero! 72 00:03:03,506 --> 00:03:04,831 You're a hero, girl! 73 00:03:04,855 --> 00:03:06,450 My momma's a hero! 74 00:03:06,498 --> 00:03:08,537 She is a hero. 75 00:03:08,585 --> 00:03:10,767 Uh. Uh. Uh. You're a hero ~ 76 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,243 You're a hero! 77 00:03:12,284 --> 00:03:13,894 You're a hero! 78 00:03:13,911 --> 00:03:16,815 Oh. Oh. Oh. You're a hero! 79 00:03:16,887 --> 00:03:19,243 She is not a hero! 80 00:03:19,593 --> 00:03:22,124 Mmhmm, yeah ok yeah my thoughts exactly. 81 00:03:27,672 --> 00:03:31,490 Moxxie, stop shakin'! Yer gonna shoot our only hellhound. 82 00:03:31,514 --> 00:03:33,672 Wow. I feel soooo loved here. 83 00:03:33,727 --> 00:03:35,407 Just take a deep breath - 84 00:03:35,657 --> 00:03:36,857 And let it out. 85 00:03:37,292 --> 00:03:38,934 But! It's a family. 86 00:03:39,292 --> 00:03:43,196 Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family! 87 00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:45,446 I mean, if that's what the client wants. 88 00:03:45,478 --> 00:03:47,158 Maybe like a shitty dad. 89 00:03:47,446 --> 00:03:48,726 Or a mob family. 90 00:03:49,184 --> 00:03:50,864 That's understandable. 91 00:03:51,121 --> 00:03:54,168 But to erradicate an entire innocent - 92 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,771 Seemingly in this instance... 93 00:03:55,788 --> 00:03:58,254 Upper middle class family bloodline!? 94 00:03:58,581 --> 00:04:00,493 Hey! You don't know they're innocent. 95 00:04:00,780 --> 00:04:02,870 This kid probably sets dogs on fire. 96 00:04:02,911 --> 00:04:06,037 Maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online 97 00:04:06,077 --> 00:04:07,277 And this guy... 98 00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:09,625 This guyy, definitely watches. 99 00:04:10,173 --> 00:04:11,173 Exactly! 100 00:04:11,260 --> 00:04:13,140 Humans are full of secret nasties - 101 00:04:13,157 --> 00:04:15,291 It's why so many of them end up here. 102 00:04:15,307 --> 00:04:17,652 But- Guilty and innocent aren't our business Moxx. 103 00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:20,835 Killin' Who we're paid to, is. Our. Business. 104 00:04:20,899 --> 00:04:22,049 Shoot the target. 105 00:04:22,592 --> 00:04:28,712 I just think its a bit excessive and we could be a bit more selective is all. 106 00:04:28,752 --> 00:04:30,432 Guys I want you to meet- 107 00:04:36,851 --> 00:04:38,291 Our newest client. 108 00:04:40,692 --> 00:04:43,359 Damnit, Moxxie I just bought those eels! 109 00:04:44,962 --> 00:04:49,251 Bye! And don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than twenty four hours- 110 00:04:49,276 --> 00:04:52,021 Or your first kill is freeeee! 111 00:04:52,046 --> 00:04:54,593 When did we start implementing that deal? 112 00:04:54,618 --> 00:04:57,767 When you set fire to my office in front of a client- 113 00:04:57,784 --> 00:04:59,347 You fucking dick shit! 114 00:04:59,372 --> 00:05:03,148 Now someone please tell me that fancy book is still intact! 115 00:05:03,173 --> 00:05:05,886 You mean, our only ticket to the other side? 116 00:05:05,911 --> 00:05:06,951 Yeah, got it. 117 00:05:07,315 --> 00:05:09,704 And that's why you're my favorite, Loony. 118 00:05:09,729 --> 00:05:11,204 You get a tweat now. 119 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:12,093 Ew. Stop. 120 00:05:13,466 --> 00:05:14,746 You're so gross! 121 00:05:14,918 --> 00:05:17,537 Aww, stop it. I get enough of that from my therapist. 122 00:05:17,562 --> 00:05:19,751 Now lets go lick some ass! 123 00:05:19,784 --> 00:05:22,085 The expression is kick some ass. Blitz. 124 00:05:22,110 --> 00:05:23,230 Mine's better. 125 00:05:23,326 --> 00:05:25,450 Oh fuck. 126 00:05:28,712 --> 00:05:31,799 That's gotta be her. Hahaha, this is too easy. 127 00:05:31,847 --> 00:05:33,212 Moxxie, do you want this one? 128 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:34,116 Me? 129 00:05:34,141 --> 00:05:36,331 Yeah, this one's simple enough for you to handle. 130 00:05:36,356 --> 00:05:39,236 It's just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital. 131 00:05:40,490 --> 00:05:41,870 Snooze ya lose, Moxx. 132 00:05:41,902 --> 00:05:44,703 Aaaand I gotcha bitch. 133 00:05:44,807 --> 00:05:45,640 Wait. 134 00:05:45,665 --> 00:05:47,776 Are we actually killing a family!? 135 00:05:47,801 --> 00:05:50,616 No, don't be a puss we're just killing a mother. 136 00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:52,093 We're ruining a family. 137 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:53,085 But! 138 00:05:53,196 --> 00:05:55,870 Hol- Hold on, hold on. Let's just think about thi- 139 00:05:57,964 --> 00:05:59,644 What was that Ralphie!? 140 00:05:59,669 --> 00:06:01,773 I don't know Martha. 141 00:06:01,925 --> 00:06:03,605 But whatever it is... 142 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:08,583 They're gonna be tomorrow nights' dinner. 143 00:06:10,488 --> 00:06:13,234 Alright kids, guns out! 144 00:06:13,259 --> 00:06:16,459 Looks like we got some rabbits to catch, youngins! 145 00:06:16,617 --> 00:06:17,974 Eh heh heh heh heh. 146 00:06:18,014 --> 00:06:20,014 What the fuck was that Moxxie! 147 00:06:22,831 --> 00:06:26,505 I'm sorry! They just seemed so wholesome and happy! 148 00:06:26,601 --> 00:06:27,601 I panicked! 149 00:06:27,697 --> 00:06:29,872 Oh who the fuck is innocent Moxxie. 150 00:06:29,897 --> 00:06:32,942 From the moment of birth you're already a parasite leaching off your momma's tits! 151 00:06:32,967 --> 00:06:35,728 Get the fuck over yourself you baby-dicked prick! 152 00:06:35,792 --> 00:06:37,315 Oh, a new hole! 153 00:06:37,457 --> 00:06:38,894 Scatter! 154 00:06:46,486 --> 00:06:48,732 Where'd you go little critter? 155 00:06:49,184 --> 00:06:51,763 Yall can't hide long from me. 156 00:07:14,855 --> 00:07:15,855 Oh! 157 00:07:16,077 --> 00:07:18,116 Well hello little ones! 158 00:07:18,292 --> 00:07:19,339 Aren't you cute- 159 00:07:19,364 --> 00:07:23,220 It's nice to have a new critter to play with. 160 00:07:33,295 --> 00:07:35,953 Ohhhhh. Crumbs. 161 00:07:47,565 --> 00:07:50,815 I know yer hurtin' little devil! 162 00:07:50,911 --> 00:07:56,188 I promise I can make that pain go real quick! 163 00:07:56,213 --> 00:08:01,824 Just come let momma Martha put a bullet in yer pretty little skull! 164 00:08:03,839 --> 00:08:04,839 God damnit. 165 00:08:05,216 --> 00:08:07,140 Stolas, this is a really bad time! 166 00:08:07,188 --> 00:08:10,387 Mmm, when isn't it a bad time Blitzie. 167 00:08:10,728 --> 00:08:11,728 What is it? 168 00:08:11,911 --> 00:08:14,410 I've been meaning to follow up on our last little conversation- 169 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:15,791 Regarding my grimoire. 170 00:08:15,816 --> 00:08:17,109 What did you just call me? 171 00:08:17,125 --> 00:08:18,485 My book, Blitzie. 172 00:08:18,783 --> 00:08:20,791 The book I was given to do my job- 173 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:24,243 That I have allowed you to use to do yours. 174 00:08:25,109 --> 00:08:27,728 I can hear you darlin'! 175 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:28,768 Shit! 176 00:08:29,173 --> 00:08:31,482 Anywho... I have been thinking. 177 00:08:31,515 --> 00:08:36,053 You know I have been permitting you to access the mortal realm less than- 178 00:08:36,078 --> 00:08:37,958 Legally... For some time now? 179 00:08:37,983 --> 00:08:40,545 But I do need it back to fulfill my duties. 180 00:08:40,570 --> 00:08:44,894 I was thinking. What if we worked out some kind of... Exchange? 181 00:08:44,911 --> 00:08:46,351 Favors for favors? 182 00:08:46,966 --> 00:08:49,033 Doesn't that sound. Enticing... 183 00:08:49,244 --> 00:08:51,648 You gotta stop using your fancy ass rich people talk okay? 184 00:08:51,673 --> 00:08:54,457 I'm trying to concentrate on not getting fucked in my A. 185 00:08:54,482 --> 00:08:56,482 Then let me keep it simple. 186 00:08:56,617 --> 00:08:58,728 Once a month, on the full moon. 187 00:08:58,753 --> 00:09:00,486 You return the book to me. 188 00:09:00,538 --> 00:09:05,736 Followed by a night of... Passionate fornication. 189 00:09:05,815 --> 00:09:09,331 Aaand, you get to keep it all the rest of the time. Hmm? 190 00:09:09,355 --> 00:09:11,679 Sound fair my little imp? 191 00:09:11,704 --> 00:09:13,172 Fine whatever! 192 00:09:13,197 --> 00:09:14,237 Ohh, Blitz. 193 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:15,704 Im so excited! 194 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:20,632 I cannot wait to feel your slimy c--k inside of my --- 195 00:09:20,649 --> 00:09:21,649 Dil---do 196 00:09:22,839 --> 00:09:23,839 Gotcha! 197 00:09:24,624 --> 00:09:26,783 So yer a little devil huh? 198 00:09:26,808 --> 00:09:29,839 Come to drag me and my kin to Hell? 199 00:09:29,864 --> 00:09:32,736 Well... Not today Satan! 200 00:09:33,109 --> 00:09:35,842 'Gonna send yall back where ya came from! 201 00:09:41,788 --> 00:09:42,788 Millie! 202 00:09:59,879 --> 00:10:03,553 Oh I had that fucking shot. Goddamnit, Moxxie. 203 00:10:03,657 --> 00:10:08,950 Satan! We return your filthy creatures- 204 00:10:08,990 --> 00:10:11,847 Back to the pits of Hell! 205 00:10:12,157 --> 00:10:17,839 May the root of evil remain honored as we continue thy work! 206 00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:32,101 Yeah, that's not exactly how it works lady, sorry your fire doesn't really hurt us- 207 00:10:32,126 --> 00:10:34,553 But I mean I can fake it if that'll get your dick hard. 208 00:10:34,578 --> 00:10:36,497 Oh, shit! 209 00:10:36,522 --> 00:10:39,799 Well, I'll just shootcha in your smart-ass mouth! 210 00:10:39,824 --> 00:10:41,315 That would be more effective. 211 00:10:41,354 --> 00:10:42,354 Blitz! 212 00:10:42,379 --> 00:10:44,370 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 213 00:10:48,724 --> 00:10:49,724 Moxxie! 214 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:53,717 You're not gettin' your god-damned paycheck for this one Moxx. 215 00:10:57,105 --> 00:10:59,224 Oh yeah, thanks! I'm fiiiiine. 216 00:10:59,249 --> 00:11:00,723 I'm sorry sir. 217 00:11:00,748 --> 00:11:04,116 I compromised our objective and put us in harms way! 218 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:06,331 It won't happen again. I promise. 219 00:11:06,356 --> 00:11:08,045 Apology accepted. 220 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:10,569 But if you ever pull a stunt like this agaiiiin... 221 00:11:10,593 --> 00:11:13,029 I will fuck you and your wife- 222 00:11:13,054 --> 00:11:15,902 Alrighty! Job well done! Now let's get off! 223 00:11:15,927 --> 00:11:18,370 Eh, yeah give me a moment. 224 00:11:18,395 --> 00:11:20,559 I need to get something I left at the house. 225 00:11:20,584 --> 00:11:21,988 Okay fine but hurry up. 226 00:11:22,004 --> 00:11:24,194 Loona! We're ready to come home dear! 227 00:11:27,313 --> 00:11:29,536 {\an4}--- I'll use while you and I are- 228 00:11:29,561 --> 00:11:33,020 {\an6}making jelly sandwiches all night! 229 00:11:34,601 --> 00:11:36,219 Don't move! 230 00:11:36,244 --> 00:11:38,977 Hoo hoo what are you gonna do little guy? 231 00:11:39,147 --> 00:11:39,982 Kill us? 232 00:11:40,007 --> 00:11:41,378 I should! 233 00:11:41,427 --> 00:11:43,236 You people are monsters! 234 00:11:43,252 --> 00:11:46,251 But! you should have a chance at a life, and a purpose. 235 00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:47,759 Look at your children. 236 00:11:47,784 --> 00:11:50,577 They have their whole future ahead of them 237 00:11:50,602 --> 00:11:53,957 You are going to face your crimes justly. 238 00:11:53,982 --> 00:11:56,449 I will call your Earthly authorities- 239 00:11:56,474 --> 00:11:59,648 And they will make sure you are dealt with fairly. 240 00:11:59,704 --> 00:12:02,537 I'm handling this my way. 241 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,116 Oh shit. 242 00:12:04,268 --> 00:12:05,759 Uh, do you uh? 243 00:12:05,784 --> 00:12:07,918 Do you have a phone to summon 9-1-1. 244 00:12:07,943 --> 00:12:09,180 Yeah it's in the kitchen. 245 00:12:09,212 --> 00:12:10,799 Then what is this for? 246 00:12:10,824 --> 00:12:13,744 It's a universal remote. Got it for the kids. 247 00:12:13,768 --> 00:12:14,768 Awwwwww. 248 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:18,912 There he is. Have a good wank-off session Moxxie? 249 00:12:18,934 --> 00:12:19,601 Excuse me- 250 00:12:19,626 --> 00:12:21,323 Look I don't care where you cum in the living world- 251 00:12:21,348 --> 00:12:23,402 Just "come" to your job on time. 252 00:12:23,427 --> 00:12:25,458 Alright, see you in the office 253 00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:27,394 You doing okay sweetie? 254 00:12:27,427 --> 00:12:28,728 Better now, honey. 255 00:12:28,752 --> 00:12:30,870 I just think I needed a minute to process 256 00:12:30,895 --> 00:12:33,196 You have a good heart, honey. 257 00:12:33,221 --> 00:12:35,807 Just a fuzzy head! 258 00:12:38,387 --> 00:12:41,124 We got it boys! 259 00:12:53,970 --> 00:12:57,541 {\an8}Oh, did you see my little Mox-Moxx. He did it! 260 00:12:57,566 --> 00:12:58,763 {\an8}Oh Moxxie! 261 00:12:58,788 --> 00:13:01,160 {\an8}Well here's to another mission accomplished- 262 00:13:01,185 --> 00:13:04,509 {\an8}And Moxxie finally learned not to fuck up. 263 00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:08,660 {\an8}And killin' people isn't that big-a-deal if they try to kill you back! 264 00:13:08,685 --> 00:13:13,537 {\an8}That's messed up. But I paid for it! Ahahahahaha. 265 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,708 {\an8}Yeah fuck that family.