1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:00,083 --> 00:01:01,958 Hey! Kid! 4 00:01:03,041 --> 00:01:04,833 Get your ass down here! 5 00:01:06,791 --> 00:01:07,625 Come on! 6 00:01:08,375 --> 00:01:09,958 Hey! Jump, motherfucker! 7 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:23,250 All right. Cool. 8 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,541 -This is for you. -Thanks. 9 00:01:25,625 --> 00:01:27,125 And this is for you guys. 10 00:01:27,208 --> 00:01:28,708 Thank you. 11 00:01:28,791 --> 00:01:32,583 Charlie, the kid tipped us, bro. You owe me 20. 12 00:01:34,333 --> 00:01:37,375 Hey, you're a good guy. Not too many left in this city. 13 00:01:38,416 --> 00:01:40,500 -Move the fucking truck, sister! -Damn! 14 00:01:41,875 --> 00:01:45,166 Hey, we got to take off. You can handle that last piece, right? 15 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:46,458 Yeah, I got it. 16 00:02:00,625 --> 00:02:02,083 Oh, fuck. 17 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:18,583 -One, two… 18 00:02:26,041 --> 00:02:26,916 God! 19 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:40,041 -Hmm? 20 00:02:42,125 --> 00:02:42,958 Oh. 21 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,458 -Oh! Oh! 22 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:47,916 I'm sorry. 23 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,166 -All good. -Cool bear. 24 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:52,000 -It's not really a bear, but thanks. 25 00:03:00,541 --> 00:03:01,708 Oh, shit! 26 00:04:06,833 --> 00:04:07,666 Jabari? 27 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:10,708 Jabari! 28 00:04:21,791 --> 00:04:24,750 -Hey, what's up, Carmen? -Hey. 29 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:30,208 How you been? 30 00:04:30,708 --> 00:04:32,041 Good. Good. 31 00:04:32,541 --> 00:04:33,375 Hungry? 32 00:04:33,458 --> 00:04:34,500 Hmm? 33 00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:40,375 Oh, yeah! Nah. Ky and Jimmy are coming to break in the new crib. 34 00:04:40,458 --> 00:04:42,791 I figured Chinese was the easiest way to do that. 35 00:04:42,875 --> 00:04:44,416 Don't have forks and shit yet. 36 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,791 -You moved? -Yeah. Today, actually. 37 00:04:46,875 --> 00:04:47,916 Just down the way. 38 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,583 You live in Manhattan? 39 00:04:49,666 --> 00:04:51,791 I know. Crazy, right? 40 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:55,458 It is. You're selling that many sneakers at Flight Club? 41 00:04:55,541 --> 00:04:58,875 Actually, I don't even work there anymore. 42 00:04:58,958 --> 00:05:00,666 I work at Cosmic Comics now. 43 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:02,875 Get the fuck out of here! Doing what? 44 00:05:03,583 --> 00:05:06,708 Well, they want me to turn Mr. Rager into a comic book. 45 00:05:07,458 --> 00:05:08,458 What? 46 00:05:09,833 --> 00:05:11,666 Jabari, that's big! 47 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:13,416 I'm so happy for you. 48 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:14,583 -Thank you. 49 00:05:14,666 --> 00:05:18,750 Don't say "thank you" like that, like it's fucking normal. 50 00:05:18,833 --> 00:05:20,750 Yeah. You're right. It's not. 51 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:25,541 Carmen. What you want? 52 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:27,000 Oh, I gotta go. 53 00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:32,000 But, um, maybe a drink sometime to celebrate? 54 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:34,500 Yeah. Yeah. For sure. I'm down. 55 00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:36,333 -That'd be dope. -Great. 56 00:05:36,416 --> 00:05:37,833 It was really good to see you. 57 00:05:38,416 --> 00:05:39,458 Yeah, you too. 58 00:05:57,875 --> 00:06:02,625 I swear there's a dog whistle that lets women know as soon as you get lit. 59 00:06:02,708 --> 00:06:06,541 Oh, you got a promotion? Hey, big head! Every time! 60 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:10,708 Ky, she ain't hitting me up. I ran into her on the street. 61 00:06:10,791 --> 00:06:13,250 Coincidence? I think not. 62 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:16,125 Yeah, come on. What the fuck, bro? That's no coincidence. 63 00:06:16,208 --> 00:06:18,791 -My man. -That is fate. 64 00:06:18,875 --> 00:06:19,708 Your man. 65 00:06:20,416 --> 00:06:24,083 Wait, just hear me out. You haven't seen Carmen in how long? 66 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:26,875 Like, five, six months. Why? 67 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:28,083 Six months? 68 00:06:29,375 --> 00:06:30,750 Bro, and nothing? 69 00:06:31,541 --> 00:06:34,083 And on the day you move into this one percent-ass apartment, 70 00:06:34,166 --> 00:06:37,166 she just Beetlejuices back into your life out of nowhere? 71 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:40,791 -She's not back in my life, Jimmy! -"You're not--" Good! Keep it that way. 72 00:06:40,875 --> 00:06:43,958 We don't need Carmen in here trying to "Carmen up" your whole situation. 73 00:06:44,041 --> 00:06:48,166 Bari, I hate to say it, but Jimmy got a point. You're a bachelor now. 74 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:50,000 This is a bachelor pad. 75 00:06:50,833 --> 00:06:53,625 You need, like, velvet couches, soft lighting, 76 00:06:53,708 --> 00:06:56,375 and nice wines and wine glasses and shit. 77 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:59,625 Right, you could listen to Scarface over here, 78 00:06:59,708 --> 00:07:03,291 or do we turn this place into a grow house? 79 00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:05,708 Look at all this natural light! 80 00:07:07,916 --> 00:07:11,166 Yeah, I think I'm just going to hit a CB2. 81 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:15,083 -Oh, yeah, they got some nice stuff. -Yeah, the Lenny Kravitz collab is fire. 82 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:45,333 -Stop! 83 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:46,916 Okay. 84 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,208 Didn't I look so good today, Jabari? 85 00:08:25,958 --> 00:08:27,875 Go ahead, DM me. 86 00:08:31,833 --> 00:08:33,416 Oh, fuck it. 87 00:08:49,166 --> 00:08:50,958 Okay, okay, okay. 88 00:08:54,208 --> 00:08:55,750 -Sorry. -All good. 89 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,750 -Hey! -Hey. 90 00:09:05,291 --> 00:09:07,958 -So, what's up? -What can I get you guys? 91 00:09:08,041 --> 00:09:10,750 -Uh, I'm a-- -He'll have a whiskey and ginger beer. 92 00:09:10,833 --> 00:09:14,208 But if you don't have ginger beer, ginger ale is fine. 93 00:09:14,291 --> 00:09:18,125 And she'd like to try your four driest whites. 94 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:22,541 She's not going to love any of them, but the process is part of the experience. 95 00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:26,208 Ha ha. I'll just take whichever white you think is best. 96 00:09:26,291 --> 00:09:27,125 Mm-hmm. 97 00:09:29,666 --> 00:09:33,250 Who are you, and what have you done with the Carmen I know? 98 00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:36,541 I've just figured out that everything doesn't have to be perfect. 99 00:09:37,166 --> 00:09:40,750 I am Chill Carmen. Carmen 2.0. 100 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:44,833 Here you go. 101 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:46,500 Thank you. 102 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:52,458 Mm! 103 00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:55,666 To Carmen 2.0. 104 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:57,166 To Carmen 2.0. 105 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:01,208 We're celebrating you tonight! 106 00:10:01,291 --> 00:10:03,250 Okay, you trying to rage, huh? 107 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:04,750 Don't see why not. 108 00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:08,291 Yo, can we get two shots of tequila? 109 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,416 Make it six! 110 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,416 What the fuck? Six? 111 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:12,458 Hell, yeah! 112 00:10:12,541 --> 00:10:15,000 If we're gonna celebrate, let's fucking celebrate! 113 00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:40,958 This is my favorite one you've ever done! 114 00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:43,500 Oh, I gotta take a picture. 115 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:46,458 Besides, it's for my Stush profile. 116 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,750 You know, since I'm single. 117 00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:50,708 Oh! You're on Stush? 118 00:10:50,791 --> 00:10:52,250 Just take the picture. 119 00:10:57,041 --> 00:10:58,916 Wait, you got to back up. 120 00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:07,708 Keep going. You got to get the whole vibe. 121 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:15,125 -Happy? -Very! 122 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,583 -All right. -"Aight"? You just took one! 123 00:11:21,416 --> 00:11:23,291 All right. I got like three! 124 00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:27,458 Take like 15. I need options. And use a flash. 125 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:32,500 Oh, my God! 126 00:11:35,041 --> 00:11:36,458 Are you okay? 127 00:11:36,541 --> 00:11:40,791 I probably have rabies now, but other than that, I'm good. 128 00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:13,750 I know. I know. 129 00:12:15,416 --> 00:12:16,250 Right. 130 00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:18,291 I'm not sure. 131 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:22,375 Mm-hmm. 132 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:25,125 He's right here. 133 00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:28,458 -Who is it? -My mother. 134 00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:30,958 What? Why does she want to talk to me? 135 00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:36,666 Hey! Mrs. Atkins. 136 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,750 Your niece's christening? Um… 137 00:12:41,416 --> 00:12:42,250 Okay. 138 00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:45,166 Yeah, I have a suit. 139 00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:49,208 Oh, okay. 140 00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:52,125 Mom, we gotta go. 141 00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:54,791 Oh, I'll call you later. 142 00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:56,625 -Bye. 143 00:12:57,166 --> 00:12:58,541 She's insane. 144 00:13:00,791 --> 00:13:01,666 Morning! 145 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:05,000 Morning. Wait. Did you work out? 146 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:06,541 Yeah, I went for a run. Yeah. 147 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,083 You got a lighter? 148 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,250 Really? 149 00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:20,958 You don't have to come to the christening if you don't want. 150 00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:21,916 Uh-huh. 151 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,416 I just told my mom you were here, and she got really excited to see you. 152 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,708 Are you getting in? 153 00:13:28,791 --> 00:13:31,750 If I turn this thing off there won't be hot water again till happy hour. 154 00:13:34,666 --> 00:13:35,500 Bari? 155 00:13:37,541 --> 00:13:38,416 Jabari! 156 00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,958 I was gonna kill you. I thought you left. 157 00:13:47,666 --> 00:13:48,666 Nah. 158 00:13:49,791 --> 00:13:52,083 But I do think we need to talk. 159 00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:55,500 Okay. 160 00:13:57,041 --> 00:14:01,125 I just think this was a mistake. 161 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,083 Huh. 162 00:14:05,541 --> 00:14:07,250 Could you be more specific? 163 00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:09,708 I don't know. 164 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:13,583 We have a few drinks and I'm already at a christening with your mom? 165 00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:16,583 -Bari, I told you, you don't have to come. -I know. I know. 166 00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:21,125 Carmen, I just have so much new shit in my life. 167 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:24,250 I don't want to be with someone right now. 168 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:27,416 No, you don't want to be with me. 169 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,916 Honestly, I can't be with anyone. 170 00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:32,916 It's really not about you. 171 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:33,875 I'm sorry. 172 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,291 All right. 173 00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:42,083 Well, I really wish you would have had this revelation last night. 174 00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:43,416 Yeah, I know. 175 00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:48,375 -Not funny. -Sorry. 176 00:14:49,541 --> 00:14:51,416 But, yo, nobody died. 177 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,250 We could be friends. 178 00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:54,166 Oh! 179 00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:56,250 You wanna be friends now? 180 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,791 I mean, we could try, right? 181 00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:02,791 Sure. Why not? 182 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,708 -So you're going to stay, or-- -Oh, yeah. Nah, I'm out. 183 00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:22,916 Excuse me. Do you have a light? 184 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,458 Uh, yeah. 185 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,083 Thanks. 186 00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:30,000 Yo! 187 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,083 -Fuck you, you motherfucker shit! 188 00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:37,333 Sorry, miss. It's this stupid bike messenger's fault. 189 00:16:37,416 --> 00:16:38,958 No worries. You okay? 190 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,625 Uh, yes. 191 00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:44,375 Cool. Let's just get there safe, my man. 192 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,791 Yuhr! What up, bro? 193 00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:30,458 Oh! 194 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,583 -Hey! -Hey! 195 00:19:34,666 --> 00:19:36,458 Hey! Yes! 196 00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:56,666 Yo, you good? 197 00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:57,958 What? 198 00:19:58,041 --> 00:20:01,041 Are you good? 199 00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:03,041 Oh, yeah! Yeah! 200 00:20:03,541 --> 00:20:05,333 -Are you good? -Yeah! 201 00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:32,041 -Yeah! 202 00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:34,125 Brooklyn! 203 00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:51,333 -Oh, yeah! 204 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,625 Delivery! 205 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:36,416 Yuhr! Oh, dude, what the fuck? You look like shit. 206 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:38,000 I feel like shit. 207 00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:40,083 You gotta get on your Turkish bath shit, bro. 208 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:44,166 For 20 cash, I got my boy Oleg. He will beat the hangover out of you. 209 00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:46,083 Three ginger shots, a bacon, egg, and cheese, 210 00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:48,083 a quick pull on your dick, you're back to normal. 211 00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:50,750 -Oleg, say "what up" to my boy. -No camera. 212 00:21:50,833 --> 00:21:52,666 -Hiya! -Ow! That hurt! 213 00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:54,875 -Let me hit you back, Bari. 214 00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:58,000 What the fuck, Oleg? It's called "client referrals!" 215 00:22:04,375 --> 00:22:06,000 -Knock, knock! -Oh! 216 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,208 Hey, man! 217 00:22:09,291 --> 00:22:12,166 -Lin. -Right. Lin. Got it. 218 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:14,958 Welcome to the Cosmic family, my bro. 219 00:22:15,041 --> 00:22:15,875 Mm. 220 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,708 Oh, it's a Japanese worry plant. 221 00:22:20,291 --> 00:22:21,875 -A worry plant? -Mm-hmm. 222 00:22:21,958 --> 00:22:23,291 -Thanks? -Yeah. 223 00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:26,916 So, I saw some of the artwork for Mr. Rager. 224 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,208 All right. 225 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,291 Yeah, so I'm gonna keep it a million with you, my bro. 226 00:22:32,791 --> 00:22:35,125 Because there's not a lot of us here, you know? 227 00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:37,666 -"Us"? -Yeah, I'm Puerto Rican. 228 00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:38,750 My people. 229 00:22:39,583 --> 00:22:41,958 Oh, okay. Cool. 230 00:22:42,041 --> 00:22:46,833 Yeah, so about Mr. Rager, uh… This is Cosmic Comics, my bro. 231 00:22:46,916 --> 00:22:50,458 I've been here for eight years, from intern to illustrator. 232 00:22:50,541 --> 00:22:55,958 So you can trust me when I tell you that we don't really do that raw stuff here. 233 00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:57,833 Raw? 234 00:22:57,916 --> 00:23:00,750 Mr. Rager is so dark, my bro. 235 00:23:01,916 --> 00:23:04,875 Don't get me wrong. Personally, I love dark. 236 00:23:04,958 --> 00:23:07,875 That whole street art "fuck the man" thing, I love it. 237 00:23:09,666 --> 00:23:11,000 Outside of here. 238 00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:16,416 But inside, it's all about bright, lite, and white, my bro. You know what I mean? 239 00:23:17,041 --> 00:23:19,291 Nah, fam. Look… 240 00:23:21,041 --> 00:23:22,541 …Lin, right? 241 00:23:22,625 --> 00:23:23,833 My bro. 242 00:23:23,916 --> 00:23:26,458 I think Cosmic brought me in 243 00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:29,583 because they wanted something raw, you feel me? 244 00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:31,708 Well, maybe. Maybe. 245 00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:34,333 But trust me, there's one thing I learned, 246 00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:36,708 you don't change Cosmic Comics, my bro. 247 00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:38,458 Cosmic Comics changes you. 248 00:23:41,541 --> 00:23:43,458 Oh! Nice! 249 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,208 Hey, are you on Stush, my bro? 250 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:46,291 Nah, man. 251 00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:51,208 What? You are wilding, my bro. I am cleaning up on here. 252 00:23:51,291 --> 00:23:54,375 La morenas, ooh, they love the Lin. 253 00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:07,458 A worry plant. 254 00:24:50,541 --> 00:24:51,541 Ah! 255 00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:05,875 Oh, shit! 256 00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:08,083 Whoa! 257 00:26:01,916 --> 00:26:03,375 -Whoa! 258 00:26:09,208 --> 00:26:10,708 My bro! 259 00:26:21,666 --> 00:26:23,083 Suck on this, bitch. 260 00:26:45,208 --> 00:26:46,833 Thanks, Mr. Rager. 261 00:26:46,916 --> 00:26:49,125 I, uh… I, uh… 262 00:26:50,125 --> 00:26:52,791 Yo, what the fuck are you wearing? 263 00:26:52,875 --> 00:26:55,458 Oh, this? It's my new look! 264 00:26:55,541 --> 00:26:58,083 Fire, right? Bright, white, and lite, baby. 265 00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:04,916 What the fuck? 266 00:27:41,583 --> 00:27:44,333 …and that three-pointer takes us to the break. 267 00:27:44,416 --> 00:27:46,583 Halftime brought to you by Stush. 268 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:50,875 Graduating at the top of my class at business school? Check. 269 00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:52,958 Youngest partner at my firm? Check. 270 00:27:53,041 --> 00:27:56,000 But meeting someone worthy of all this bomb pussy? 271 00:27:56,083 --> 00:27:57,666 It's a lot harder than it looks. 272 00:27:57,750 --> 00:28:00,333 Stush. Starting at… 273 00:28:00,416 --> 00:28:03,291 -Well, can't put a price on everything. 274 00:28:06,708 --> 00:28:09,333 Real products that don't even throw a shadow, okay? 275 00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:15,875 Who is it? 276 00:28:16,583 --> 00:28:18,125 Liquor delivery! 277 00:28:18,208 --> 00:28:20,875 Hey, man, I didn't order any liquor. 278 00:28:21,708 --> 00:28:25,333 Man, this is 120 Franklin 3B, ain't it? 279 00:28:25,416 --> 00:28:26,791 You hit 3A, dude. 280 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,750 -Fuck! -Oh, shit. My bad, bro. 281 00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:31,375 All good. 282 00:28:41,916 --> 00:28:43,250 What the fuck? 283 00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:57,041 Shut up! 284 00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:02,666 Get over there! 285 00:29:18,083 --> 00:29:21,125 Ah, I see you! Whoo! 286 00:29:22,541 --> 00:29:24,791 Hello? Hello? 287 00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:25,958 Whose party is this? 288 00:29:29,166 --> 00:29:30,375 -Yo. Excuse me. -What? 289 00:29:30,458 --> 00:29:33,000 -Do you know who lives here? -No, man. So she… 290 00:29:33,083 --> 00:29:34,041 Of course. 291 00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:39,541 Is this your place? Do you live here? 292 00:29:41,125 --> 00:29:43,541 -Hey, do you know who lives here? -Hey, hey, hey. 293 00:29:43,625 --> 00:29:45,666 What's up, man? Can I help you? 294 00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:47,833 Yeah, uh, is this your place? 295 00:29:47,916 --> 00:29:50,541 No, but this is a private party. 296 00:29:50,625 --> 00:29:53,958 Yeah, I get that. I'm just looking for the host. 297 00:29:54,041 --> 00:29:56,250 -Hey, whoa, I'm talking to you. -Yo, don't touch me, man. 298 00:29:56,333 --> 00:29:58,708 -Whoa. Hey, calm down, dude. -I am calm. 299 00:29:58,791 --> 00:30:01,083 Good. We're not looking for any trouble, all right? 300 00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:03,333 -Oh, so I'm looking for trouble? -Wait, hold on. 301 00:30:03,416 --> 00:30:05,583 Bro, I think we got off to the wrong start. 302 00:30:05,666 --> 00:30:08,166 I'm really not trying to be a dick, but if this is what you want-- 303 00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:10,375 Hey, don't bring that vibe in here! 304 00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:39,833 Such an angel ♪ 305 00:30:44,125 --> 00:30:46,750 Hello! 306 00:30:50,208 --> 00:30:51,541 Can I help you? 307 00:30:52,041 --> 00:30:54,458 Oh, I… I, uh… 308 00:30:54,541 --> 00:30:55,833 I'm your new neighbor. 309 00:30:55,916 --> 00:30:58,125 Oh shit! The music. 310 00:30:58,208 --> 00:30:59,791 I am so sorry. 311 00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:02,041 You live here? 312 00:31:02,125 --> 00:31:04,250 Unbelievable! I go outside for two seconds, 313 00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:07,000 and these derelicts turn my place into 1 OAK. 314 00:31:07,083 --> 00:31:08,500 He never said he lived here. 315 00:31:09,250 --> 00:31:12,041 So, what's your name, neighbor? 316 00:31:12,125 --> 00:31:15,250 -Jabari. -Nice to meet you, Jabari. 317 00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:16,291 I'm Meadow. 318 00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:22,083 Yeah, and I'm Reed. 319 00:31:22,708 --> 00:31:24,208 Can I get you a drink? 320 00:31:24,291 --> 00:31:26,250 Oh, no, thanks. 321 00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:28,583 I should really put myself back to bed. 322 00:31:28,666 --> 00:31:31,666 Okay. And-- and don't worry. We're winding down. 323 00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:33,791 Nah, it's fine! 324 00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:36,750 Turn the music back up! Party! Turn it up. 325 00:31:36,833 --> 00:31:39,541 I don't want to be a party pooper or nothing like that. 326 00:31:39,625 --> 00:31:42,083 Okay. 327 00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:45,541 Well, sweet dreams, then. 328 00:31:45,625 --> 00:31:46,625 Thanks. 329 00:31:47,583 --> 00:31:48,416 Party hard. 330 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,625 "Party pooper." "Party hard." 331 00:31:53,708 --> 00:31:55,041 What the fuck was that? 332 00:31:55,125 --> 00:31:57,625 Yo, he is lucky you came when you did. 333 00:31:57,708 --> 00:32:00,166 You know I was captain of the boxing club, right? 334 00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:02,041 Ooh! Girl, is that your neighbor? 335 00:32:02,958 --> 00:32:04,125 Yeah. 336 00:32:04,916 --> 00:32:06,000 He's cute. 337 00:32:31,625 --> 00:32:32,666 What the fuck? 338 00:32:34,125 --> 00:32:35,416 One second! 339 00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:42,791 Hi, I, um-- 340 00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:44,541 Shit. 341 00:32:49,833 --> 00:32:51,291 Hey, my bad. 342 00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:53,375 I got to get someone up here to look at this door. 343 00:32:53,541 --> 00:32:55,541 Fucking thing slams on its own all the time. 344 00:32:57,750 --> 00:32:58,625 Uh… 345 00:32:58,708 --> 00:32:59,708 What's up? 346 00:32:59,791 --> 00:33:00,708 Right. 347 00:33:01,458 --> 00:33:05,208 Uh, so I just want to apologize for last night. 348 00:33:05,291 --> 00:33:08,958 I feel so bad. I did not mean for things to get so out of control. 349 00:33:09,041 --> 00:33:10,625 It's all good. All good. 350 00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:13,291 I can't be mad at a Friday night turn-up. 351 00:33:13,375 --> 00:33:15,125 But I can be mad at your music. 352 00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:17,333 Uh… 353 00:33:17,416 --> 00:33:18,583 I'm sorry? 354 00:33:18,666 --> 00:33:20,958 Yeah, was that Dru Hill? 355 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:23,708 Okay, pre-"Thong Song" Sisqó was fire. 356 00:33:23,791 --> 00:33:26,625 Yeah, but never forget post-"Thong Song" Sisqó. 357 00:33:26,708 --> 00:33:27,541 Fair. 358 00:33:28,666 --> 00:33:32,333 Anyway, in trying to ease my guilty conscience, I… 359 00:33:32,416 --> 00:33:35,083 I just wanted to stop by and see if I could treat you to lunch. 360 00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:38,125 You know, just to make up for any lack of sleep. 361 00:33:38,208 --> 00:33:39,916 Cool. That's what's up. 362 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:40,833 Great! 363 00:33:40,916 --> 00:33:43,750 -Uh, how long do you need? -Oh, shit. 364 00:33:43,833 --> 00:33:45,875 You're trying on now. Uh, all right. 365 00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:48,458 -Uh, give me a minute to get it together. -Okay. 366 00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:16,791 Are you ready? 367 00:34:16,875 --> 00:34:18,625 -Ready. -Cool. 368 00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:21,458 Just so you know, I'm ordering two of everything. 369 00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:33,625 So, you're a photographer? 370 00:34:33,708 --> 00:34:37,791 Yeah, I never leave home without her, so… 371 00:34:40,166 --> 00:34:42,416 -What? -Uh, it's nothing. 372 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:43,958 I actually really like that. 373 00:34:44,041 --> 00:34:47,875 The whole "men walking curbside" thing is the one chivalrous thing I'm into. 374 00:34:47,958 --> 00:34:48,833 Why's that? 375 00:34:48,916 --> 00:34:50,500 It shows you're willing to die for me. 376 00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:52,625 Okay. Sure. 377 00:34:54,708 --> 00:34:56,083 -Hey, Corey. -Hey, girl. 378 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:02,041 I don't usually bring people here. 379 00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:05,250 Why? Because of the one-star Yelp rating? 380 00:35:05,833 --> 00:35:07,375 Uh, no. 381 00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:09,625 Because this is my secret spot. 382 00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:13,916 I'd take a burger from here over a fancy dinner any day. 383 00:35:14,458 --> 00:35:19,875 Thank God. I half expected you to take me to some mung bean vegan situation. 384 00:35:19,958 --> 00:35:22,125 Oh, yeah? I give you that vibe? 385 00:35:22,208 --> 00:35:23,333 Just saying. 386 00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:25,791 You guys ready? 387 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,583 Do you trust me? 388 00:35:29,541 --> 00:35:31,041 All right. All right. 389 00:35:31,125 --> 00:35:32,625 We'll have two specials. 390 00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:33,875 Coming right up. 391 00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:37,500 So, when do I get to see some of your photos? 392 00:35:37,583 --> 00:35:41,958 Well, if you find yourself at the Studio Museum, they'll be there. 393 00:35:42,041 --> 00:35:44,333 Hold on. Big flex. 394 00:35:44,416 --> 00:35:46,916 Did you say your work's gonna be in a museum? 395 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,166 Mm-hmm. 396 00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:50,625 That's fucking dope! Congrats! 397 00:35:50,708 --> 00:35:53,291 Thank you. I mean, it's a month from now. 398 00:35:53,375 --> 00:35:56,250 It's a group show. I-- I'm just… I'm really excited. 399 00:35:56,833 --> 00:35:58,708 I mean, I'm terrified, but I'm really excited. 400 00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:00,625 Um… 401 00:36:00,708 --> 00:36:02,208 You never told me what you do. 402 00:36:02,291 --> 00:36:04,208 Oh. Yeah. Um… 403 00:36:05,125 --> 00:36:08,708 I created this character, and I draw him around the city on buildings and shit. 404 00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:11,416 -Wherever, really. -Like Mr. Rager? 405 00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:12,875 You seen my shit? 406 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:16,708 Wait, wait, wait. Mr. Rager? That's you? 407 00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:18,833 I'm a fan! 408 00:36:18,916 --> 00:36:19,833 Aw. 409 00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:22,208 -Thank you. -No, really! I'm a fan. 410 00:36:22,791 --> 00:36:27,083 Actually, I just got a deal with Cosmic to turn Mr. Rager into a comic. 411 00:36:28,791 --> 00:36:30,625 Like a comic book? 412 00:36:30,708 --> 00:36:31,541 Yeah. 413 00:36:32,208 --> 00:36:33,125 Okay. 414 00:36:34,041 --> 00:36:34,875 Cool. 415 00:36:35,416 --> 00:36:37,791 -What? -Oh, no, no, no. That's dope. 416 00:36:37,875 --> 00:36:41,166 Just don't let them Deadpool up your shit. 417 00:36:43,708 --> 00:36:45,083 Nah, never that. 418 00:36:45,166 --> 00:36:46,875 Special two times. 419 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:48,833 Thank you. 420 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:52,000 Dig in. And you're welcome. 421 00:36:58,291 --> 00:37:01,708 Oh, my God. This is fucking amazing! 422 00:37:01,791 --> 00:37:04,958 Right? Not bad for a mung bean vegan situation. 423 00:37:05,041 --> 00:37:05,875 Hmm? 424 00:37:06,875 --> 00:37:09,916 The special burger is vegan. 425 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,833 -What? -Mm-hmm. 426 00:37:11,916 --> 00:37:14,166 This spot doesn't even look like it'd seat a vegan! 427 00:37:35,416 --> 00:37:36,250 Whoa! 428 00:37:38,625 --> 00:37:39,583 You cool? 429 00:37:42,166 --> 00:37:43,000 Mm-hmm. 430 00:38:37,166 --> 00:38:38,875 Come on. I want to show you something. 431 00:38:38,958 --> 00:38:41,000 What? Not in this rain. 432 00:38:50,416 --> 00:38:51,958 Oh, my God. Jesus! 433 00:39:54,833 --> 00:39:55,916 This is my first one. 434 00:39:57,125 --> 00:39:57,958 Wow. 435 00:40:05,708 --> 00:40:07,041 Thanks for the burger. 436 00:40:07,125 --> 00:40:08,791 Burgers. Plural. 437 00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:12,666 Hey, I told you I was gonna order two of everything. 438 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:14,833 Well. 439 00:40:17,958 --> 00:40:18,791 Whoo-- Oh… 440 00:40:26,375 --> 00:40:27,250 Meadow! 441 00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:31,625 Today was fun. 442 00:40:32,208 --> 00:40:33,833 Yeah, it was. 443 00:40:54,625 --> 00:40:56,750 Never date a neighbor. 444 00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:59,041 Trust me. I know. 445 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:04,375 One time, I met this white girl in the laundry room of my building. 446 00:41:10,666 --> 00:41:12,583 Body? Crazy. 447 00:41:13,375 --> 00:41:17,666 Face? Eh. But body? Crazy. 448 00:41:20,916 --> 00:41:23,541 She asked me for, like, eight fabric softener sheets. 449 00:41:25,458 --> 00:41:28,083 Next thing I know, we're fucking. 450 00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:31,375 both grunting 451 00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:36,458 I was smacking for two weeks straight. 452 00:41:37,041 --> 00:41:39,916 She never wanted to go home, I was piping so good. 453 00:41:45,458 --> 00:41:46,750 Shit was amazing! 454 00:41:50,541 --> 00:41:53,000 -Then one day, I'm making a protein shake… 455 00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:56,458 …and somebody starts beating on my door like the goddamn police. 456 00:41:56,541 --> 00:41:59,333 So I go to see what's up, and it's Ice! 457 00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:01,291 Wait, man. Like Ice-T? 458 00:42:01,375 --> 00:42:05,333 Nah, nigga, like I.C.E., the immigration niggas. 459 00:42:05,416 --> 00:42:09,375 These niggas were like, "We're looking Fedogia Katznosov." 460 00:42:09,458 --> 00:42:12,458 I'm like, "Huh?" Then dude holds up a picture. 461 00:42:12,541 --> 00:42:14,791 I'm like, "You mean Keisha?" 462 00:42:14,875 --> 00:42:18,708 Turns out she was a Russian hacker squatting in the laundry room. 463 00:42:18,791 --> 00:42:21,750 And they was trying to charge me for housing this bitch. 464 00:42:21,833 --> 00:42:23,916 Now I can't even do my laundry anymore. 465 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,416 Dick gets hard every time I smell a Bounce sheet. 466 00:42:27,083 --> 00:42:28,875 I have so many thoughts, 467 00:42:28,958 --> 00:42:33,625 but let's start with the fact that technically, she wasn't your neighbor. 468 00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:35,875 Damn. I guess you're right. 469 00:42:36,541 --> 00:42:38,125 But still, don't do it. 470 00:42:39,208 --> 00:42:40,958 Is that the Beyoncé niggas? 471 00:42:42,291 --> 00:42:43,166 Oh! 472 00:42:43,250 --> 00:42:45,375 This party 'bout to be crazy! 473 00:42:50,125 --> 00:42:52,208 So, when's date number two happening? 474 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:53,833 Uh… 475 00:42:54,333 --> 00:42:55,875 After date number one. 476 00:42:55,958 --> 00:42:59,916 So asking a guy to lunch, taking him to your favorite restaurant, 477 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,500 going for a romantic stroll in the rain doesn't constitute as a date? 478 00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:07,416 I was on a date, huh? 479 00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:09,166 -You were on a date. -Karina! 480 00:43:10,833 --> 00:43:12,666 I'm just happy you met someone. 481 00:43:12,750 --> 00:43:15,791 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, pump your brakes, Charlotte York. 482 00:43:15,875 --> 00:43:17,250 We just had lunch. 483 00:43:17,333 --> 00:43:18,500 Whatever. 484 00:43:19,291 --> 00:43:21,166 Mm-mm. No. Try the other ones. 485 00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:23,833 You just don't want me to wear these 'cause they're your favorite. 486 00:43:23,916 --> 00:43:27,041 Girl, I could care less. Wear 'em all. 487 00:43:27,125 --> 00:43:30,041 I haven't been in anything but Birkenstocks since month four. 488 00:43:32,583 --> 00:43:35,250 All right, I gotta hurry up. Reed says he's two minutes away. 489 00:43:35,333 --> 00:43:36,958 That man! 490 00:43:37,041 --> 00:43:39,375 He looks like Park Avenue Prince Harry, 491 00:43:39,458 --> 00:43:42,833 and I'd be down to bow before the crown. 492 00:43:42,916 --> 00:43:44,541 Does your husband know that you're in heat? 493 00:43:45,166 --> 00:43:47,000 Oh, these. 494 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:48,083 Wait, wait, wait. 495 00:43:48,166 --> 00:43:50,333 I get not mixing business with pleasure, 496 00:43:50,416 --> 00:43:55,208 but you mean to tell me you've never been curious about Reed's… 497 00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:57,708 pleasure? 498 00:43:57,791 --> 00:44:00,458 Reed? No. 499 00:44:00,541 --> 00:44:02,416 Besides, all white dudes look the same to me. 500 00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:05,666 You mean to tell me there's no white man that could turn your head? 501 00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:10,125 Chris Hemsworth? Liam Hemsworth? Any Hemsworth? 502 00:44:10,208 --> 00:44:13,250 -Nope. -How can you just rule them all out? 503 00:44:14,416 --> 00:44:15,291 Oppression. 504 00:44:22,708 --> 00:44:27,958 "No, we will not sell for Bitcoin." 505 00:44:28,041 --> 00:44:29,458 You fucking idiot. 506 00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:32,000 What-- Really? 507 00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:34,291 What? You know I hate these things. 508 00:44:34,375 --> 00:44:37,458 I do, but it's my job to take you to these things, 509 00:44:37,541 --> 00:44:40,875 because it's these people who are going to eventually buy your work. 510 00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:43,750 This is gonna be one of your weird fucking art parties, isn't it? 511 00:44:48,041 --> 00:44:50,208 You brought me to a vagina party? 512 00:44:50,291 --> 00:44:51,166 Too weird? 513 00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:54,375 You shouldn't be scared. You have one, right? 514 00:44:54,458 --> 00:44:55,458 Reed! 515 00:44:55,541 --> 00:44:57,166 Oh, yeah, I forgot. 516 00:44:57,250 --> 00:45:00,541 The host, Sydnie Ardmore, also my ex-girlfriend. 517 00:45:00,708 --> 00:45:02,083 Oh. 518 00:45:02,166 --> 00:45:04,166 -This is gonna be fun. -Sydnie! 519 00:45:04,250 --> 00:45:05,458 Reed! 520 00:45:06,708 --> 00:45:08,833 I'm so glad you could make it. 521 00:45:08,916 --> 00:45:11,875 -I didn't know you were bringing a date. -Nope. Not his date. 522 00:45:11,958 --> 00:45:14,958 No, no, this is Meadow Watson. 523 00:45:15,041 --> 00:45:18,416 She's the insanely talented photographer I wanted you to meet. 524 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:20,375 -And buy. -What? 525 00:45:20,458 --> 00:45:23,625 Hello, Meadow. I'm sure if this one is parading you around town, 526 00:45:23,708 --> 00:45:25,041 your work must be dope. 527 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:26,041 Oh, thank you. 528 00:45:26,125 --> 00:45:28,791 Yeah, I am totally looking forward to seeing it. 529 00:45:28,875 --> 00:45:33,125 I'm so sorry, I do have to steal Reed away for just a second. 530 00:45:33,208 --> 00:45:35,625 -Oh, yeah. No, go for it. -I'll be right back. 531 00:45:49,541 --> 00:45:52,583 Bro, this shit is even getting too weird for me. 532 00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:56,166 Yeah, but these pusscroons are fantastic, I will say. 533 00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:01,500 Oh, shit! 534 00:46:03,208 --> 00:46:05,000 Man, the fuck are you doing? 535 00:46:05,083 --> 00:46:06,208 That's my neighbor. 536 00:46:06,291 --> 00:46:09,208 The one I was telling you about. She's standing at the bar! 537 00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:13,458 Not her over there with the cirrhosis of the liver? 538 00:46:15,083 --> 00:46:16,375 That's not her, man. 539 00:46:19,083 --> 00:46:20,666 Oh, nah, she bad. 540 00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:24,875 Fuck everything I said about neighbors. She worth getting deported to Russia for. 541 00:46:33,625 --> 00:46:34,458 Hey! 542 00:46:36,375 --> 00:46:38,458 Holy shit! What are you doing here? 543 00:46:39,125 --> 00:46:40,791 This doesn't really seem like your vibe. 544 00:46:40,875 --> 00:46:42,375 Could say the same for you. 545 00:46:47,875 --> 00:46:48,833 Ah. 546 00:46:49,541 --> 00:46:51,458 Yeah, no. 547 00:46:51,541 --> 00:46:54,041 Didn't think it was in the cards for me to see you so soon. 548 00:46:54,125 --> 00:46:57,500 You live down the hall. Sounds like you need new cards. 549 00:46:58,500 --> 00:47:02,583 Right. But right now, I'm pretty happy with the ones I've got. 550 00:47:04,250 --> 00:47:07,125 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Lady, you crazy! 551 00:47:07,208 --> 00:47:09,666 -No dicks allowed! -Shit, shit, shit! 552 00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:11,208 Wow. Okay. 553 00:47:11,291 --> 00:47:13,250 Yeah. You want to get out of here? 554 00:47:13,791 --> 00:47:14,666 Mm-hmm. 555 00:47:19,916 --> 00:47:21,208 Give you a ride home? 556 00:47:21,291 --> 00:47:22,500 You drove? 557 00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:29,333 You gonna ride that to valet? 558 00:47:29,416 --> 00:47:31,125 Ha ha. Funny. 559 00:47:31,791 --> 00:47:32,666 Nah, get on. 560 00:47:32,750 --> 00:47:34,916 You know, I came here in a Maybach. 561 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,125 Yeah, and you're leaving on a Mongoose. 562 00:47:37,916 --> 00:47:40,875 Unless you don't want to ruin that little cocktail dress of yours. 563 00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:43,041 What is that anyway? Prada? 564 00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:45,958 It's Valentino. And don't try and play me. 565 00:48:03,458 --> 00:48:04,416 You trust me? 566 00:49:38,583 --> 00:49:40,541 Let's go, people! Let's go! 567 00:49:41,291 --> 00:49:42,208 Mm-hmm. 568 00:49:42,291 --> 00:49:45,625 It's round 12. Your mans is wobblin'! He's weak. 569 00:49:45,708 --> 00:49:49,250 Let's light him up! Jab, jab! Right hook! Uppercut! 570 00:49:49,333 --> 00:49:50,291 No dick? 571 00:49:51,333 --> 00:49:52,666 No kiss? 572 00:49:53,166 --> 00:49:54,000 No nothing? 573 00:49:55,125 --> 00:50:00,208 Let's go. We need that KO! Five, four, three, two, one! 574 00:50:04,166 --> 00:50:06,666 Hey, Creed, next time just fuck him. 575 00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:10,750 All right, then what happened? 576 00:50:10,833 --> 00:50:13,416 Then I just took her home. 577 00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:14,791 In an Uber, right? 578 00:50:14,875 --> 00:50:16,750 No, she hopped on the back of my bike. 579 00:50:16,833 --> 00:50:19,666 What? You rode a bitch home on your pegs? 580 00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:21,666 I mean, it's no Italian super scooter. 581 00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:24,375 Hey, bitches love horsepower. 582 00:50:24,458 --> 00:50:26,375 Stop saying "bitches," okay? 583 00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:29,083 And please don't tell me you'd actually wear that helmet. 584 00:50:29,166 --> 00:50:32,416 Oh, I always wear a helmet. Safety first, bro. 585 00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:35,416 How do you think I've been able to stay chlamydia-free since '03. 586 00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:37,583 How old were you in 2003? 587 00:50:37,666 --> 00:50:40,000 Shit. Old enough to feel the burn. 588 00:50:41,541 --> 00:50:44,333 Look, we spent all day together, okay? 589 00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:48,458 So when we got home, we just said good night, and that was it. 590 00:50:48,541 --> 00:50:51,625 -Not even a good-night smooch? -Dude, she's my neighbor. 591 00:50:51,708 --> 00:50:53,041 I just moved into the building. 592 00:50:53,125 --> 00:50:55,458 I'm not trying to fuck the vibes up, you know what I mean? 593 00:50:56,583 --> 00:50:57,833 Dude, you all right? 594 00:50:58,333 --> 00:50:59,708 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 595 00:50:59,791 --> 00:51:02,416 I was just blown away by Bari's bitch-ass-ness. 596 00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:05,416 You know, Rob and I fucked in the bathroom on our first date. 597 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:08,750 Wait, what? At the UNICEF masquerade ball? 598 00:51:08,833 --> 00:51:11,250 That's just what we decided to tell people. 599 00:51:11,333 --> 00:51:12,791 Our real first date? 600 00:51:13,666 --> 00:51:15,958 It was a typically fine blind date. 601 00:51:17,250 --> 00:51:20,666 Except for the fact that he wanted to eat at Ninja New York. 602 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:22,291 Ninja New York? 603 00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:25,666 Rob is weird. He has a thing for feudal Japan. 604 00:51:26,666 --> 00:51:29,500 I was bored out of my mind. 605 00:51:30,250 --> 00:51:32,625 But my punan felt differently. 606 00:51:33,791 --> 00:51:34,833 Your what? 607 00:51:35,375 --> 00:51:37,000 What? Punan? 608 00:51:37,083 --> 00:51:39,041 Punan, punan, punan. Girl, just let me finish. 609 00:51:39,708 --> 00:51:43,291 I tried to pay attention, figured I could push through. 610 00:51:43,375 --> 00:51:45,708 But she was not having it. 611 00:51:46,541 --> 00:51:49,083 I couldn't take it anymore. 612 00:51:49,166 --> 00:51:50,458 I had a choice. 613 00:51:50,541 --> 00:51:54,416 I could leave this fine date with this nice guy, 614 00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:56,875 go home alone and break out my vibrator, 615 00:51:56,958 --> 00:52:00,375 then wait for him to text me, I don't know, three to five days later 616 00:52:00,458 --> 00:52:04,083 for a second date at Medieval Times or some shit. 617 00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:05,375 Or… 618 00:52:06,250 --> 00:52:08,083 we could be legends. 619 00:52:13,583 --> 00:52:14,708 Hey! 620 00:52:14,791 --> 00:52:17,583 Now, it might have only lasted 35 seconds, but… 621 00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:22,875 oh, legends we were. 622 00:52:25,791 --> 00:52:28,458 You trifling. You busted it open at Ninja New York? 623 00:52:28,541 --> 00:52:31,750 Look, all I'm saying is there is a time to follow your heart, 624 00:52:31,833 --> 00:52:34,791 a time to follow your punan, and a time to follow… 625 00:52:35,541 --> 00:52:38,958 That guy. Whatever he's eating, I want that. 626 00:52:39,458 --> 00:52:40,916 My name is Jabari, 627 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,333 and a bad bitch wants to have sex with me, 628 00:52:43,416 --> 00:52:45,625 and I'm too scared of the pussy. 629 00:52:45,708 --> 00:52:47,291 Wah! Wah! 630 00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:49,291 Played yourself. 631 00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:51,750 No. Chill, bro. I hear you, Bari. 632 00:52:51,833 --> 00:52:53,625 Like for me, I can't fuck with a chick 633 00:52:53,708 --> 00:52:56,333 unless I'm sure she can hold it down if I have to… 634 00:52:57,958 --> 00:52:59,041 you know, go away. 635 00:52:59,125 --> 00:53:02,791 Jimmers. Weed is legal. Where are you going away to? 636 00:53:02,875 --> 00:53:06,083 I'm not talking about weed, man. I'm talking about plastics. 637 00:53:07,666 --> 00:53:09,833 -I'm working on some stuff. 638 00:53:09,916 --> 00:53:12,708 Put that pussy down, man. 639 00:53:13,708 --> 00:53:16,000 -Be well, Cheeto. Be well. 640 00:53:17,083 --> 00:53:18,250 I don't know, Rina. 641 00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:22,833 I'm standing in that hallway last night, and literally all I wanted to do was bone. 642 00:53:22,916 --> 00:53:25,958 I mean, right there, hanging from the incinerator door. 643 00:53:26,041 --> 00:53:27,916 Just wild, wet-- 644 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,208 Sloppy. Choking. 645 00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:33,333 Oh, like right up to the point of losing consciousness. 646 00:53:34,333 --> 00:53:35,250 Mm! 647 00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:41,875 Oh God, I hate this feeling. 648 00:53:41,958 --> 00:53:44,833 You like him. It's just butterflies. 649 00:53:44,916 --> 00:53:47,208 Oh, no, no, no. It is not just butterflies. 650 00:53:47,291 --> 00:53:50,791 I know what these tingles are, and it is more than just sex. 651 00:53:50,875 --> 00:53:54,958 Okay, but maybe, and just playing devil's advocate here, 652 00:53:55,041 --> 00:53:57,916 maybe those tingles are telling you to look out, 653 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,208 'cause this could be something good. 654 00:54:00,291 --> 00:54:05,166 Meeting someone in the city is a big deal, so let it be a good big deal. 655 00:54:05,666 --> 00:54:08,666 All I'm saying is be open. Okay? Just be open. 656 00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:10,541 And by "open," I mean your punan! 657 00:54:13,791 --> 00:54:16,875 Look, man, I just don't want you to end up in the friend zone, 658 00:54:16,958 --> 00:54:19,291 watering her houseplants and feeding her cat 659 00:54:19,375 --> 00:54:22,916 while she on a month-long meditation retreat with some nigga named Villard. 660 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,666 Oh, man. 661 00:54:24,750 --> 00:54:26,750 Bro. Who hurt you? 662 00:54:26,833 --> 00:54:28,625 Remember, be open! 663 00:54:28,708 --> 00:54:31,125 Yeah. Yeah. Love you. 664 00:54:31,208 --> 00:54:33,291 All right, you guys. I'm gonna get some work done. 665 00:54:33,375 --> 00:54:36,541 What you need to work on is your fine-ass neighbor. 666 00:54:36,625 --> 00:54:40,958 The heart wants what the heart wants, but the punan needs what punan needs! 667 00:54:41,041 --> 00:54:43,958 -I'm not fucking my neighbor! -I'm not fucking my neighbor! 668 00:54:53,041 --> 00:54:55,333 Get it together, Meadow. 669 00:54:57,958 --> 00:54:59,666 Okay. All right. 670 00:55:11,833 --> 00:55:12,791 Hey. 671 00:55:13,416 --> 00:55:14,250 Hey. 672 00:58:56,541 --> 00:58:57,375 Huh? 673 00:59:00,625 --> 00:59:01,541 Who the fuck? 674 00:59:52,875 --> 00:59:54,791 Jabari! I'm coming. I'm coming. 675 00:59:54,875 --> 00:59:56,083 Oh, thank God you're here. 676 00:59:56,166 --> 00:59:58,916 Carmen. Okay, okay, okay. 677 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,125 Where is it? 678 01:00:01,208 --> 01:00:02,875 -In the kitchen! -All right. 679 01:00:02,958 --> 01:00:06,041 What the fuck are you wearing? It's like a thousand degrees in here. 680 01:00:06,125 --> 01:00:07,250 Rat armor! 681 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:10,125 Would you relax? 682 01:00:10,750 --> 01:00:13,250 There's no way there's a rat in your apartment. 683 01:00:14,166 --> 01:00:15,208 -Oh, shit! 684 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,750 -That's a fucking rat! -I told you! 685 01:00:17,833 --> 01:00:18,875 Go! Go! Go! Go! 686 01:00:18,958 --> 01:00:21,625 -What am I supposed to do? -Call a fucking exterminator! 687 01:00:39,875 --> 01:00:42,125 People's exes text them all the time. 688 01:00:45,125 --> 01:00:47,166 How bad could it really be? 689 01:00:57,875 --> 01:00:59,375 Oh, shit. 690 01:01:00,208 --> 01:01:01,458 Yeah, that's bad. 691 01:01:01,541 --> 01:01:04,041 -Exactly! -How do you know she even saw it? 692 01:01:04,125 --> 01:01:05,791 Okay. One, when I woke up, 693 01:01:05,875 --> 01:01:07,625 my phone was on the pillow. 694 01:01:08,958 --> 01:01:11,375 Two, she made her side of the bed. 695 01:01:11,458 --> 01:01:14,708 You know how hard it is to make a bed when someone's still in it? 696 01:01:14,791 --> 01:01:15,833 Okay, weird. 697 01:01:15,916 --> 01:01:17,583 Three, when I text her, 698 01:01:17,666 --> 01:01:19,708 she hit me back with the thumbs-up emoji. 699 01:01:19,791 --> 01:01:21,541 Yeah, but was the skin color correct? 700 01:01:22,708 --> 01:01:24,083 It was yellow, bro. 701 01:01:24,166 --> 01:01:25,375 Yellow. 702 01:01:25,458 --> 01:01:27,125 Oh, yeah. No, she saw it. 703 01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:40,291 Yeah, might be time to hit the block button on Carmen, bro. 704 01:01:40,375 --> 01:01:43,958 What? I can't block Carmen. I've known her for like ten years. 705 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,041 Man, I'm about to block my ex. She won't stop calling me. 706 01:01:48,125 --> 01:01:50,125 Oh, my God. When did you guys break up? 707 01:01:50,208 --> 01:01:54,416 Break up? I just stopped answering her calls and texts and DMs and shit. 708 01:01:54,500 --> 01:01:56,541 -What? -So you ghosted her? 709 01:01:57,166 --> 01:01:58,000 Um… 710 01:01:58,083 --> 01:01:58,916 Yeah? 711 01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:01,625 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. 712 01:02:01,708 --> 01:02:04,500 You need to go actually break up with this girl, man. 713 01:02:04,583 --> 01:02:06,750 She's calling because she doesn't know she's your ex. 714 01:02:06,833 --> 01:02:09,333 -That's fucked up. -Like face-to-face? 715 01:02:09,416 --> 01:02:11,291 Ooh! She a wild one, bro. 716 01:02:11,375 --> 01:02:13,208 I don't want to call the cops on this girl. 717 01:02:13,291 --> 01:02:15,250 Why were you dating a girl you'd have to call-- 718 01:02:16,291 --> 01:02:18,375 Why date a girl you'd have to call the police on? 719 01:02:18,458 --> 01:02:22,125 Shit, yo. It ain't true love unless the police are involved! 720 01:02:25,125 --> 01:02:27,333 -Oh! 721 01:02:27,916 --> 01:02:29,291 -Shit. -Damn. 722 01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:31,458 I got this. I got this. 723 01:02:33,333 --> 01:02:34,291 I'm good. 724 01:02:35,333 --> 01:02:37,875 -What's up, boys? -Downtown Pat, what's good, baby? 725 01:02:37,958 --> 01:02:39,166 Hey, bro, need help with that? 726 01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:42,000 Oh, yeah, yeah. Could you hold this for a second? 727 01:02:44,750 --> 01:02:46,291 Yeah, that's good. That's good. 728 01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:50,291 Love is a motherfucker, boys. 729 01:02:50,375 --> 01:02:52,916 I remember I met this girl once at a rave. 730 01:02:54,875 --> 01:02:57,250 I was tripping my balls off on 'shrooms, 731 01:02:57,333 --> 01:02:59,500 and she saw all the fun that I was having, 732 01:02:59,583 --> 01:03:01,833 and she asked, how much to get like me? 733 01:03:01,916 --> 01:03:05,250 And I says, "How much? Man, this love is for the community." 734 01:03:06,708 --> 01:03:09,833 So I hit her a couple caps, and we're dancing the fucking night away. 735 01:03:11,916 --> 01:03:13,208 But dig this. 736 01:03:13,291 --> 01:03:16,833 I woke up at my crib the next morning, and all my shit was gone. 737 01:03:18,208 --> 01:03:19,833 Bitch stole everything. 738 01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:23,500 When I finally tracked her down, 739 01:03:23,583 --> 01:03:27,000 she said she stole my shit so I would remember her. 740 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,791 All right, this girl sounds crazy. And I'm out. 741 01:03:35,875 --> 01:03:37,958 I know that sounds crazy right now. 742 01:03:38,041 --> 01:03:41,958 But, man, at the time, that shit was the sexiest thing I ever heard. 743 01:03:42,458 --> 01:03:44,166 Shit, drama is fucking sexy. 744 01:03:50,041 --> 01:03:52,125 -Yo, Downtown. 745 01:03:52,208 --> 01:03:53,041 You good? 746 01:03:55,458 --> 01:04:00,541 Love is a motherfucker, boys. It'll find us all. It'll hurt us all. 747 01:04:01,333 --> 01:04:04,708 But goddamn it, it's the only thing that'll save us all. 748 01:04:06,041 --> 01:04:08,666 If you got it, hold on to it. 749 01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:53,291 Hello? 750 01:04:53,375 --> 01:04:54,458 Hey, it's me. 751 01:05:03,125 --> 01:05:04,208 You're being weird. 752 01:05:04,708 --> 01:05:06,208 -Am I? -Yeah. 753 01:05:07,041 --> 01:05:08,708 Yeah. Well… 754 01:05:09,333 --> 01:05:10,166 Um… 755 01:05:10,833 --> 01:05:12,000 So that text last night. 756 01:05:12,083 --> 01:05:13,375 Oh, right. I-- 757 01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:23,166 I knew you weren't gonna let me keep it. 758 01:05:23,250 --> 01:05:24,083 Oh. 759 01:05:24,583 --> 01:05:28,333 Yeah, I wasn't even really talking about the hoodie, though. 760 01:05:29,708 --> 01:05:31,791 The picture was just, like, 761 01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:34,458 unexpected. 762 01:05:34,541 --> 01:05:36,750 Yeah, I know. 763 01:05:37,250 --> 01:05:40,333 It was a "felt cute, might delete later" sort of thing. 764 01:05:41,208 --> 01:05:43,916 Besides, it's not like it's nothing you haven't seen before. 765 01:05:44,833 --> 01:05:49,166 I just don't think we should be sending each other stuff like that. 766 01:05:50,833 --> 01:05:51,791 Okay. 767 01:05:51,875 --> 01:05:55,333 You know, seeing how we're just friends and all. 768 01:05:56,666 --> 01:05:58,083 Okay, Jabari. 769 01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:04,291 Also, I was with somebody when you sent it, 770 01:06:05,208 --> 01:06:08,166 and they saw it, and it's kind of become a thing. 771 01:06:09,333 --> 01:06:10,166 Oh. 772 01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:13,916 Well, sorry. 773 01:06:15,291 --> 01:06:16,125 Uh… 774 01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:21,875 I'm sorry, but I have to ask you, were you with somebody 775 01:06:21,958 --> 01:06:23,375 or were you "with" somebody? 776 01:06:24,125 --> 01:06:25,875 I don't really see the difference. 777 01:06:27,416 --> 01:06:30,500 Okay, well, the difference is, how long have you been with this somebody? 778 01:06:30,583 --> 01:06:32,333 -Because you fucked me a month ago. -What? 779 01:06:32,416 --> 01:06:34,500 The last time we hooked up, I hadn't even met her yet. 780 01:06:34,583 --> 01:06:36,708 -That's not the point, Jabari! -You're right. 781 01:06:36,791 --> 01:06:41,541 The point is, I don't think that this friendship thing is working out. 782 01:06:41,625 --> 01:06:45,041 Yeah, well, I agree. I wasn't trying to be friends in the first place. 783 01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:49,000 You said you couldn't be with anyone, but clearly that was a lie. 784 01:06:49,083 --> 01:06:51,333 Carmen, I didn't come here to argue with you. 785 01:06:53,375 --> 01:06:57,500 So, this person you're with, is she your girlfriend? 786 01:06:57,583 --> 01:06:58,416 No. 787 01:06:59,625 --> 01:07:00,458 But… 788 01:07:08,041 --> 01:07:09,375 I am so stupid. 789 01:07:12,958 --> 01:07:14,208 You should go. 790 01:07:23,625 --> 01:07:25,500 You'll be blocked before you get downstairs. 791 01:07:29,041 --> 01:07:30,291 Because, you know, 792 01:07:30,375 --> 01:07:32,750 I-I went to school right up the street from here. 793 01:07:33,458 --> 01:07:37,041 Who would have thought I'd be here a couple years later? 794 01:07:37,125 --> 01:07:38,416 Hold on a second. 795 01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:40,041 Yo! 796 01:07:40,125 --> 01:07:42,625 Hey. What's up, Nadia? 797 01:07:42,708 --> 01:07:46,541 Ain't shit. Just trying to get some press in before the show. 798 01:07:46,625 --> 01:07:49,958 -Wow, your stuff is looking dope. -Yeah, my bad. 799 01:07:50,041 --> 01:07:52,458 I know I kind of took over some of your space. 800 01:07:52,541 --> 01:07:54,416 You haven't been here setting up or anything, 801 01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:56,916 so I just assumed you weren't doing the show. 802 01:07:57,625 --> 01:07:58,541 Um… 803 01:07:59,375 --> 01:08:00,875 Yeah, uh… 804 01:08:00,958 --> 01:08:03,458 Oh, I see what you doing. 805 01:08:03,541 --> 01:08:07,250 You trying to hit us with that Beyoncé drop on opening night! 806 01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:12,250 Yeah. Yeah, that's it. You know me. Dramatic. 807 01:08:12,333 --> 01:08:14,541 Yeah, but that's what makes you dope. 808 01:08:14,625 --> 01:08:15,458 Yeah. 809 01:08:15,541 --> 01:08:18,791 All right, girl. Let me get back to this white man. 810 01:08:18,875 --> 01:08:22,375 I see you later, all right? Hey! You break it, you bought it, Jerry! 811 01:08:22,458 --> 01:08:25,875 I'm looking, not touching. Not my first gallery tour. 812 01:08:44,875 --> 01:08:45,750 Yo. 813 01:08:46,625 --> 01:08:47,541 Oh. 814 01:08:47,625 --> 01:08:48,583 Hey. 815 01:08:57,166 --> 01:08:58,166 Um… 816 01:09:00,041 --> 01:09:00,958 Headed back out? 817 01:09:01,458 --> 01:09:03,875 Yeah, I got a, um… a thing. 818 01:09:04,833 --> 01:09:09,541 Look. I know this morning's shit probably seemed very fuckboyish, 819 01:09:09,625 --> 01:09:12,291 but I just want to say that I'm not a scumbag. 820 01:09:14,416 --> 01:09:18,083 My ex just had the wrong idea about what it means to be friends, 821 01:09:18,166 --> 01:09:21,666 but I cleared that up now, so there's no lingering drama. 822 01:09:21,750 --> 01:09:22,833 Fuck yes. 823 01:09:23,875 --> 01:09:24,708 Oh yeah. 824 01:09:24,791 --> 01:09:25,708 Um… 825 01:09:25,791 --> 01:09:29,208 The whole "ex sext" thing was definitely weird. 826 01:09:31,708 --> 01:09:33,458 Were you really with her yesterday? 827 01:09:37,125 --> 01:09:38,958 Yeah. But I didn't-- 828 01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:40,458 Look, I gotta go, okay? 829 01:09:42,125 --> 01:09:44,125 Wait. Wait. Wait. Whoa. 830 01:09:44,625 --> 01:09:45,458 Meadow. 831 01:09:45,541 --> 01:09:48,125 I know that sounds crazy, but nothing happened. 832 01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:51,583 What I'm trying to say is, 833 01:09:52,833 --> 01:09:54,333 I'm sorry if that hurt you. 834 01:09:55,541 --> 01:09:58,500 I really like you, and I want you to know you can trust me. 835 01:10:03,416 --> 01:10:07,583 Listen, Jabari, I really like you too, but… 836 01:10:09,583 --> 01:10:12,958 You know, I think all of this is moving way too fast, and you and I, 837 01:10:13,791 --> 01:10:15,500 I mean, we both have a lot going on. 838 01:10:15,583 --> 01:10:20,208 So I think we should just, like, take a second. 839 01:10:21,791 --> 01:10:22,625 Med. 840 01:10:23,583 --> 01:10:27,291 I'm sorry, I just can't do this right now. I really can't. I gotta go. 841 01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:36,375 Fuck. 842 01:11:40,583 --> 01:11:42,208 -I get it. Crypto. -Hello. 843 01:11:42,291 --> 01:11:44,791 Hi. I'm supposed to be meeting Reed. 844 01:11:44,875 --> 01:11:47,166 Hey, superstar. Carol, I got her. 845 01:11:47,875 --> 01:11:48,708 Hey. 846 01:11:49,250 --> 01:11:50,083 Oh. 847 01:11:50,583 --> 01:11:52,208 Are you freaking out? 848 01:11:52,291 --> 01:11:54,625 Don't! You know, you artists are all the same. 849 01:11:54,708 --> 01:11:57,833 A couple weeks out from a show, and you guys turn into the walking dead. 850 01:11:59,708 --> 01:12:03,375 Meadow, relax. You are amazing. 851 01:12:03,458 --> 01:12:05,458 Your show will be amazing, 852 01:12:05,541 --> 01:12:09,291 and everyone is going to love your work. You should be proud. 853 01:12:09,875 --> 01:12:11,000 Thanks. I, uh… 854 01:12:11,958 --> 01:12:13,833 -I needed that. -Yeah, anytime. 855 01:12:13,916 --> 01:12:15,875 Uh, now, come on. Everyone's waiting. 856 01:12:15,958 --> 01:12:18,416 What? I thought we were just grabbing dinner real quick. 857 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:19,416 We are. 858 01:12:21,333 --> 01:12:22,916 Just with a couple friends. 859 01:12:26,416 --> 01:12:27,958 Caviar deviled eggs? 860 01:15:42,041 --> 01:15:44,083 -Well done! 861 01:15:44,166 --> 01:15:46,208 -Can't wait to see more. -Great stuff, Jabari. 862 01:15:46,291 --> 01:15:47,333 Love your work, bro! 863 01:15:47,416 --> 01:15:48,458 Awesome! 864 01:15:48,541 --> 01:15:51,541 Ooh, my bro, you killed it! 865 01:15:51,625 --> 01:15:53,375 Mark my words, 866 01:15:53,458 --> 01:15:56,583 Mr. Rager's going to be the biggest property at Cosmic. 867 01:15:57,500 --> 01:16:00,541 Hey, so about the whole bright, white and lite thing, 868 01:16:00,625 --> 01:16:02,166 I was just looking out, you know? 869 01:16:02,250 --> 01:16:04,500 Just passing on some game. Tomó la tu. 870 01:16:04,583 --> 01:16:06,125 You know, that's for you. 871 01:16:06,208 --> 01:16:08,875 I didn't expect you to repeat it in front of the whole board. 872 01:16:08,958 --> 01:16:10,958 But, uh, hey, whatever, man. You know? 873 01:16:11,041 --> 01:16:13,125 It's cool, fam. I appreciate it. 874 01:16:13,208 --> 01:16:14,083 My bro. 875 01:16:15,666 --> 01:16:18,625 Oh, something is totally bugged with my Stush app. 876 01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:21,333 I swear, they keep sending me the same girls. 877 01:16:21,416 --> 01:16:23,833 No, Rhonda and I are not the perfect match! 878 01:16:23,916 --> 01:16:25,083 Ugh! Dios mio. 879 01:17:01,041 --> 01:17:02,958 Yeah! 880 01:17:03,041 --> 01:17:04,750 I love that one. 881 01:17:06,291 --> 01:17:07,583 I think it's my favorite. 882 01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:10,291 Yeah? 883 01:17:12,875 --> 01:17:14,750 So, where's he going? 884 01:17:14,833 --> 01:17:17,500 Uh, yeah. I don't know if he's gonna make the cut. 885 01:17:17,583 --> 01:17:19,166 What? 886 01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:22,666 But he just fits. 887 01:17:25,166 --> 01:17:26,500 I'm not sure that he does. 888 01:17:27,458 --> 01:17:30,125 Damn. Well, shit, you know better than me. 889 01:17:39,875 --> 01:17:42,458 Mmm. Junior's Cheesecake. 890 01:17:42,541 --> 01:17:44,541 Now this is my kind of Saturday. 891 01:17:45,166 --> 01:17:49,541 Yeah. Well, I know that's the real reason you come to visit your little brother. 892 01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:54,666 I'll come all the way from Queens for you. But, damn, this is a close second. 893 01:17:57,541 --> 01:17:58,916 How you holding up? 894 01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:00,750 I'm good. I'm good. 895 01:18:00,833 --> 01:18:03,291 Us deciding to pump the brakes was the right call. 896 01:18:03,375 --> 01:18:07,375 Neither of us really wanted nothing serious, so, you know… 897 01:18:07,875 --> 01:18:09,833 -Really? -What? 898 01:18:09,916 --> 01:18:11,666 "Nothing serious"? 899 01:18:11,750 --> 01:18:14,916 Jeez, Jabari, you called me about that girl. 900 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,000 You barely call me on my birthday. 901 01:18:18,291 --> 01:18:19,333 I don't know, Ellie. 902 01:18:20,208 --> 01:18:21,958 I'm… I'm fucked up. 903 01:18:23,250 --> 01:18:25,500 I never felt this way about a girl before. 904 01:18:28,708 --> 01:18:30,208 Have you talked to her? 905 01:18:30,291 --> 01:18:31,625 No, I'm cool. 906 01:18:31,708 --> 01:18:33,250 Ow! What the fuck? 907 01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:36,708 Bro, don't let your pride make you miss out on something good. 908 01:18:36,791 --> 01:18:38,541 You need to tell this girl how you feel. 909 01:18:38,625 --> 01:18:40,500 -I tried that. -Then try again. 910 01:18:41,125 --> 01:18:44,416 Love is the easiest thing in the world when it happens by accident, 911 01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:47,625 but it doesn't get real until you do it on purpose. 912 01:19:14,958 --> 01:19:16,208 There she is! 913 01:19:16,291 --> 01:19:17,375 Hey, guys. 914 01:19:18,750 --> 01:19:21,250 I am so fucking proud of you, Meadow. 915 01:19:21,333 --> 01:19:22,708 -Aw. -We both are. 916 01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:24,875 Thank you, and thank you for coming. 917 01:19:24,958 --> 01:19:25,958 Oh, shut up. 918 01:19:26,041 --> 01:19:28,000 We wouldn't miss this for the world. 919 01:19:28,083 --> 01:19:31,000 And besides, I will take any excuse to get dressed up. 920 01:19:31,083 --> 01:19:33,875 And look, I'm back, bitch! 921 01:19:33,958 --> 01:19:35,041 I see. 922 01:19:37,916 --> 01:19:40,125 Babe, can you grab me another champagne? 923 01:19:41,583 --> 01:19:42,833 It's Mama's night out. 924 01:19:43,750 --> 01:19:45,083 All right, talk to me. 925 01:19:46,208 --> 01:19:47,875 He's not coming. 926 01:19:47,958 --> 01:19:50,208 Sweetie, did you ask him to come? 927 01:19:50,958 --> 01:19:53,250 No. I don't know. 928 01:19:54,375 --> 01:19:56,625 Somewhere deep down, I just thought he'd show up. 929 01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:00,000 I feel kind of dumb, I guess. 930 01:20:00,083 --> 01:20:03,541 Okay, first off, this night is not about him. 931 01:20:04,125 --> 01:20:05,166 It's about you. 932 01:20:05,250 --> 01:20:08,250 And you shouldn't feel anything but magic tonight. 933 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:11,000 And second, 934 01:20:11,083 --> 01:20:13,416 it's okay to be disappointed, Meadow. 935 01:20:15,083 --> 01:20:16,375 Here's the truth. 936 01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:19,958 Everyone's just out here looking for their person. 937 01:20:20,041 --> 01:20:23,791 Maybe Jabari is your person. Maybe not. 938 01:20:23,875 --> 01:20:26,750 But you've got to be willing to put yourself out there 939 01:20:26,833 --> 01:20:29,208 if finding your person is what you want. 940 01:20:29,291 --> 01:20:30,166 Karina-- 941 01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:31,833 It sucks. I know. 942 01:20:31,916 --> 01:20:33,125 And it's scary. 943 01:20:33,625 --> 01:20:35,625 But it's on you, Meadow. 944 01:20:37,458 --> 01:20:38,416 It's on you. 945 01:20:43,458 --> 01:20:50,208 So, it just gets me tight that people equate New York with gray and darkness 946 01:20:50,291 --> 01:20:52,333 when the city's mad colorful. 947 01:20:53,083 --> 01:20:55,125 Like, even the people are so colorful. 948 01:20:55,875 --> 01:20:57,875 So in my work, I try to showcase that. 949 01:21:01,375 --> 01:21:05,916 Yo, Nadia. Shit. I feel you. Seriously, I feel it in your work. 950 01:21:06,666 --> 01:21:10,416 Um, anyway, Meadow, tell me about you. Is that what drew you to photography? 951 01:21:12,041 --> 01:21:13,166 Oh, thank you. 952 01:21:13,875 --> 01:21:15,208 Uh… 953 01:21:17,416 --> 01:21:21,250 I-- I guess what I like the most is… 954 01:21:25,166 --> 01:21:26,000 It's… 955 01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:31,750 It's the ability to capture a moment. 956 01:21:33,666 --> 01:21:35,458 It's the ability to stop time. 957 01:21:37,250 --> 01:21:41,625 Because sometimes moments can get too big for us. 958 01:21:42,916 --> 01:21:46,166 You know, we get scared, and we-- we run. 959 01:21:46,250 --> 01:21:47,166 We fold. 960 01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:50,708 We do the wrong thing. 961 01:21:51,875 --> 01:21:54,958 We say the wrong thing, and then just like that, 962 01:21:56,166 --> 01:21:57,500 the moment has passed. 963 01:21:58,958 --> 01:22:03,708 So I guess I just like having the ability to just pause a moment forever 964 01:22:03,791 --> 01:22:08,500 in the hopes of the impossibility of just getting back to it. 965 01:22:09,583 --> 01:22:10,500 Doing it over. 966 01:22:15,083 --> 01:22:18,541 Hopefully that answered your question and that made some sense. 967 01:22:18,625 --> 01:22:21,125 And if it didn't, I'm just gonna blame it on the fact 968 01:22:21,208 --> 01:22:23,583 that I'm, like, super hungry right now. 969 01:22:24,833 --> 01:22:27,958 Really. I'm just thinking about what I'm gonna eat after this. 970 01:22:38,583 --> 01:22:40,166 You were just amazing. 971 01:22:40,250 --> 01:22:42,375 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 972 01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:44,708 Excuse me. Excuse me. 973 01:22:44,791 --> 01:22:47,625 -Absolutely brilliant. -Yes. Thank you so much. 974 01:23:41,916 --> 01:23:42,916 Hey! 975 01:23:48,833 --> 01:23:50,875 Hey, I'm going to Varick and Leonard, please. 976 01:25:52,208 --> 01:25:55,250 Did you know that these burgers are vegan? 977 01:25:57,958 --> 01:25:58,833 Ew. 978 01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:16,958 Hey. 979 01:26:18,041 --> 01:26:18,916 Hey. 980 01:26:25,708 --> 01:26:29,250 Popular dating app Stush is under fire this evening. 981 01:26:29,333 --> 01:26:31,583 It turns out the dating component of the application 982 01:26:31,666 --> 01:26:34,333 was a Trojan horse for identity theft. 983 01:26:34,416 --> 01:26:37,958 The founders of Stush were stealing users' credit card information 984 01:26:38,041 --> 01:26:40,416 to verify extravagant purchases. 985 01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:45,875 Authorities estimate the company was able to embezzle upwards of $150 million 986 01:26:45,958 --> 01:26:47,625 in just under three months. 987 01:26:47,708 --> 01:26:52,291 Those who did find love certainly paid a pretty penny for it. 988 01:32:34,458 --> 01:32:38,083 Subtitle translation by: Nick Lombardi