[Scratch] Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
-♪ I can't believe You're all mine ♪ -Uh, what?
- ♪ You and me for all time ♪ -Ugh!
- ♪ I'm never, ever, ever Gonna be alone again ♪ -Oh, boy.
-♪ The dream team You and me ♪ -For all eternity?!
- ♪ For all eternity! ♪ -Ahh!
♪ It's a ghost, it's a ghost And Molly McGee ♪
♪ I've been cursed It's the worst ♪
♪ Now you're stuck with me ♪
♪ We're never gonna be apart ♪
- ♪ Is there a way To hit restart? ♪ -Nope.
♪ We're the ghost Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
-That's me! -Well, that's she.
-[chorus] Ooh! - ♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
[Mom] Live from the McGee family living room
in Brighton's defund manufacturing district.
It's Wheel... of... Chore-Fun!
The heck is this? Other than a waste of perfectly good macaroni?
[chewing]
It's a time-honored tradition that all McGees must face.
The McGee Family Chore Wheel!
Hope I get trash duty!
It's where I get my best blackmail material.
But why do I have to clean the house?
You bought it, you clean it!
And there's that stare, so I'm in for chores.
-Help me in. -OK! Here I go!
Ah hah! Closets! Nailed it!
Carpets. . . Uh, not great for my dust allergies.
-But it could be worse. -Kitchen. I'll take it!
Compost duty. Phew.
[sigh of relief]
N-- No, no!
Not the downstairs bathroom!
That's the-- [retching] That's the grossest chore of all!
-I command a re-spin! -Too late.
[all] The wheel has spoken.
This is outrageous!
When I became a McGee,
I was under the impression families were all about perks.
Like unconditional love, free food,
and a bunch of schmoes who do everything for me.
I did not sign up for manual labor!
It's all part of being a family, Scratch.
Sometimes it means fun and games,
today it means hard water stains around the toilet.
I guess you're righ-- Oh, what's that?
Urgent ghost business?
McGees, I'll be back. I'm so sorry. I gotta go...
-[thunder] -We hereby banish you
-to the Flow of Failed-- -Hey!
Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt. I know you guys are busy.
No it's fine, really. Just take all the time you need.
Great. I just thought I'd, y'know, check in.
Any urgent scares you need me to, uh, scare up, y'know?
I could totally do that. Watch it. Boo! I'm just kidding.
But that's how fast they were.
I can-- Anything I can do for you personally?
Y'know, that wig is looking a little flat. I could fluff it up for you.
-Give it some bangs. -You are dismissed, Scratch.
Oooh, no!
-Ahh! -[splashes]
[disgusted noises] Yuck!
I'm too dead for this!
So many memories, so little resale value.
Sweet baby corn!
Mom, Dad, Darryl, Scratch! Come quick!
What? I'm still working!
Look what I found!
[Darryl] Mega City?!
Oh, We haven't played this in forever!
-I thought we lost it in the move. -It was all the way in back,
like someone was trying to hide it or something.
What's the big deal? It's just a board game.
-[they gasp] -Just a board game?!
Mega City is the game that inspired me to become a city planner.
I might just be the best player in the entire world.
Dad, you're not even the best player in this entire family.
Heh, thank you, Darryl. I have won the most games.
No way. Check the tally.
[Scratch] So, you guys play this game a lot...
Some might say too much.
We used to play every week for Family Game Night.
-Why did we stop playing? -Isn't it obvious?
The goose egg over there;
And it's all right, Sharon. You're good at many things!
Like, board-- board games is the one thing you're not good at.
But other things you're good at!
Oh, I'm blanking right now. This is a bad time to blank.
-I'm sorry I'm blanking. Bu many things! -Uh... thanks?
Now let's put the game away and get back to our chores!
Whoa, whoa whoa, we're just gonna go back to chores?
Without playing one game of Mega-whatever?
Y'know, you say I'm a member of this family,
yet I've never experienced the camaraderie of Family Game Night!
That is a really good point, Scratch.
And we could finally break the tie
and declare the ultimate winner of Mega-city!
Yeah! Game on!
Ooh! Scratch, red's Mom's color.
Oh, that's fine. Scratch can take my place.
Some of us have better things to do.
-[slams door] -See? She can't stand losing.
-Still love you, honey! -[they laugh]
[snorts]
In Mega City, as in life,
I believe you can play nice and still win.
See? I have a Cat Cafè and a Doggy Daycare
living next to each other in harmony and peace, baby!
Ah, tract housing. Now that's how you build a city!
-[honks] -Bye, Pete's Suites, hello, Darryl's palace.
The biggest casino in town!
My turn!
Ooh, a gold card. What's that mean?
-Tower of Power! -Tower of Power!
Oh, wait a minute. Should I-- What's going on?
Should I be doing what you're doing? Seems like you guys--
I mean, it's my first time, so bear that in mind.
-[dings] -In your face!
Thank you, civil engineering degree and crippling student loan debt!
-Ahh! -Wow.
You McGees are really competitive.
Count up those pieces and declare a winner already!
I'm making my famous chili.
Who won? Was it me? Bet it was me, right?
-Oh, no! Another tie! -A tie will not stand!
-We have to play again. -We'll stay up past our bedtime if we have to!
-A victor must be crowned! -[Mom] Guys.
This is why we canceled Game Night!
You all get too competitive over a silly, meaningless game!
I want everyone back on chore duty.
-Yes, Mom... -Yes, honey...
Oh, and Scratch? I got something
that'll make your job a lot easier.
This isn't a chore! This is cruel and unusual punishment!
If I'd known I was going to get bathroom duty, I would've cheated!
Cheating?
Oh, there's an idea.
We're breaking this tie one way or another.
Just no one tell Mom. She's really committed to chores.
I was thinking-- musing, if you will. [chuckles]
What if we made this interesting?
-What'd you have in mind? -Losers do the winner's chores.
That's three out of four chance we get... extra chores.
-That's risky. -What? Afraid to lose?
Um, sounds like someone doesn't know their civil plumbing regulations.
[gasps] You're on!
[gasps] Peter McGee!
Sharon, you knew I was a thrill-seeker when you married me.
Good luck against these maniacs, Scratch.
Ah, don't worry about me.
In Mega City, as in life, I play by my own rules.
Uh, ghost rules!
[Dad] Only one theme park and four of us.
Lotta points on the table. Lotta points.
Too slow! Mollyworld is open for business, baby!
Heh, heh, heh, ghost rules.
Darryl, I challenge you to a special election.
[laughs]
-Tower of Power! -Tower of Power!
Hah! Faster! Higher!
[laughs]
Tornado? I don't remember this card--
It's super-legit!
Well, would you look at that.
Mega City is mine!
I win! Hah, hah!
Now if you'll excuse me, [clears throat]
the winner, that's me, has earned himself some chili,
while the losers clean the disgusting downstairs bathroom
for me, the winner!
-[evil laughter] -[snorts]
-[thunder] -[evil laughter]
I learned a valuable lesson today.
Never attach your self-worth to a board game.
Unless you win. I mean, then-- then you're probably good.
I don't understand how Scratch beat us.
He cheated! Trust me.
-I'm an expert on the art. -Less yakking and more scrubbing!
I wanna see my face in that toilet!
We demand a rematch!
Sorry, no takebacks!
Oh, don't make a long face.
"It's just part of being a family."
[loud squeak]
I was thinking, what if we played one more game?
You versus me.
You win, you never have to do chores ever again.
But if you lose, you're on bathroom duty forever.
Uh, Sharon, are you sure you wanna be the one to play?
Maybe it should be someone who's actually, you know, won a game.
Too late. Challenge accepted!
I'm sorry. Do you mind if I play red?
It's kind of my lucky color.
Go ahead! You need all the luck you can get!
[moans]
['80s rock music playing]
♪ Give it all I got to give ♪
♪ Throw like it'll
♪ And the win is on my mind ♪
♪ I'd do anything to win ♪
♪ Win, win, win, Win, win, win, win ♪
♪ Win, win, win, win, wiiinnn ♪
[cheering]
♪ Win! ♪
-[honks] - ♪ Win! ♪
♪ Win! ♪
♪ Wiiinnn! ♪
Hah! Mega City is mine!
Looks like you're on bathroom duty
for the rest of your afterlife.
[cheering]
What-- But how-- How do--
Did I mention that I was Junior National Mega City Champion
from 1990 to 1994 and then again in '96?
What happened in '95?
Disqualified for making my opponent cry.
You see, I'm good at many things.
But board games is what I'm best at!
Yeah, but you always lose to us.
Oh, I've been taking it easy on you three.
I didn't want to crush your fragile widdle spirits.
That's why I hid the game!
But that cat's out of the bag now!
So who wants to play me next?
Know me! Fear me! Lose to me!
-I think we should hide this game again. -Roger that.
-[kids grunt] -Cowards! Wherever you put it,
I will find it!
-Phew. -Thanks, Scratch.
I know this part of being a family isn't fun,
but we appreciate you doing your part.
Ah, I guess it wasn't so bad.
Just make sure you flesh-wads keep this bathroom clean from now on!
-'Cuz I am-- -[Darryl] Get out of my way!
-That chili ain't sittin' right! -[slams]
-Nooo-- - ♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
We did it, Scratch! Brighton Middle School's recycling program
-is officially a go! -[gulps]
It is my honor to kick off Volunteer Week
-by recycling-- -[burps]
...the very first can.
Consider the week kicked--
-Oof. -Happy Volunteer Week, Fawn-dreas!
Be like me and give mother nature
a perfectly manicured hand by recycling!
-Oof! -[kids cheering]
Recycling is the first step to saving the Earth.
It's hard work, but someone had to do it.
Umm, I love you. Byee!
[coughing]
That someone was us!
Who does this Andrea think she is?
She's gonna just roll it in, take all the credit?
She did get people to recycle.
-And that's what matters. -Really?
Yes. So, you know, what if she's got
the adoration of thousands of online followers?
We have grimy fingers from a job well-done.
Gross.
[dog barking]
Phew. There! Brighton's Bark Park is clean again!
Let the puppy kisses commence!
I love what you've done here, Andrea!
"Local do-gooder proves anything is pawsible!"
I don't mind getting a little dirty to help our furry friends.
-[woofs] -OK, that's enough.
My puppy kisses.
That should be your face covered in dog slobber!
Nah. No, I mean,
Andrea gets the fancy photo ops and beagle smooches.
But we got... uh...
-Grimy fingers? -I'm thinking. Gimme a minute.
Ah-hah! Done.
Now we can officially downgrade the Brighton River
from health nightmare to health hazard.
Uh, You got something on your hair, dear.
-What? [screams] -[possum screams]
[scared noises]
I'm here with hometown do-gooder, Andrea Davenport.
How does it feel to be Volunteer of the Week of Volunteer Week?
They named her what?! Ahh!
-No, Scratch! Stop it! Look... -[grunts]
Andrea's getting an award, and of course she is!
Why not since she has everything else she wants?!
But you know what she doesn't have?
-Your extreme capacity for delusion? -Yeah, probably.
-Just let me give her one pin! -I can't let you do that!
Volunteer of the Week of Volunteer Week?
Wow. I'm just doing my part to en-happify Brighton.
[chuckles] that's just a silly little word I came up with.
-And trademarked. -What? En-happify is my word!
Yes! It is your word, Molly.
And Fraud-drea just used your word
on the hyper-local news for the whole world to see!
Destroy her!
Molly volunteers for the right reasons.
-Helping others. -Right.
-You don't need to be on TV. -Hey, look! Molly's on TV!
[struggling]
Mom, let's not send this to Grandma Nin, OK?
-[whoosh] -Uh... Whoops.
[moans]
Can you believe Andrea cleaned up
the whole Bark Park by herself?
And she started the recycling program.
She recycled one paper cup!
Charity is not a competition, Ms. McGee.
Doing good is its own reward.
But that's what I've been say--
Now, on to the charity competition!
We're raising money for a much needed school marquee!
[tapping, chirps]
As the final event for Volunteer Week,
whoever sells the most nougat bars
will get a big fancy trophy!
Sign up now for the Tournament of Nougat!
We need a new marquee?
Then I'm gonna help us get it!
By selling more candy than Andrea Davenport!
Vengeful charity. Ah! [sniffs]
-I'm so proud of-- -OK, hold on.
-Because it's not about revenge. -Sure it is.
-I just wanna do good for the school. -Sure...
And if that happens to show Brighton who the real do-gooder is,
-Then, you know... -Then we got her!
Right by the nougat!
-[gasps] -Molly! So great of you to help, you cutie!
You'll sell nougat, I'll sell more nougat.
We'll earn enough for that marquee in no time.
May the best do-gooder win.
♪ Giving my all to win this ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na-na ♪
♪ I won't let no one Steal the show ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na-na ♪
♪ I'm working myself Senseless ♪
- ♪ Na, na, na, na-na ♪ -[dogs barking]
♪ While you're just over there Painting your toes ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na-na ♪
♪ You look good For the cameras ♪
♪ But that won't stop me From working hard ♪
♪ I'm gonna show the world Just what I'm made of ♪
♪ You may be standing In the spotlight ♪
♪ But I'm working hard ♪
♪ It's only a matter of time Till I break through ♪
♪ And they'll see that you ♪
- ♪ You're hardly working ♪ -[vacuuming]
♪ You're hardly working ♪
♪ You're not doing anything! ♪
♪ You're hardly working ♪
I worked twice as hard and cared nine times as much!
I'm gonna win that award. There's no way I don't.
We're going to crush Andrea.
-For charity, of course. -Yeah... charity.
-[microphone pops] -The winner
of Volunteer Week's Tournament of Nougat
iiisss...
I'm kidding. You know who it is. Andrea Davenport!
-[applause] -What?!
Hard work truly does pay off!
You kidding me?! She has everything!
Why does she have to take the one thing I have?
-And she didn't even try! -Yeah, between you working so hard,
-and me sabotaging her sales-- -Wait, what?
The bottom line is, I smell something funky.
What you smell is the soul-rotting stench of a charity-cheater.
A-a-a-- A don't-gooder!
A don't what? Not your best.
-It doesn't exactly-- It works and it's what Andrea is!
And we're gonna expose her, OK?!
Andrea's house.
The den of Don't-Gooding.
OK, I'll climb onto the roof,
pry off the air-duct cover, drop inside, then you--
Now, you know I love a good breaking and entering
as much as the next common criminal,
but Molly, this doesn't seem like you.
So what if we just do this instead? Boot!
Whoa. Mol, what is behind this door is mind-blowing.
Really?! Well, open it!
I mean, just in a word? Wow.
-Scratch, open the door! -Seriously, this--
I'm prepared! Open the door, Scratch!
All right, all right, all right, I'm going.
[gasps]
[chewing] What?!
You're good with a felony B&E,
but you draw the line at eating unsold merchandise?
[gasps] Scratch! This is a receipt
for 4,000 nougat bars with Andrea's name on it!
-Do you know what this means? -Andrea's allowance is too high?
It means Andrea sold all of the candy to herself!
But she did technically sell the most nougat.
She won! What are you doing?
Photographing the crime scene.
She's not gonna get away with this.
O-OK, but you and Andrea
both raised enough money for the new marquee.
She wins a trophy. I win because taking this nougat is a victimless crime.
You? You win because doing good is its own reward. Remember when you told me that?
Oh, this is about more than doing good, Scratch.
It's about doing right! We have to show do-gooders everywhere
that their hard work is appreciated and rewarded with shiny objects!
This is about sending a message to all of the Andrea Davenports
that she can't take this away from us!
This... is about... justice.
I know I'm the ghost, but right now, you're scaring me.
Hey, Fawn-dreas! Check it out!
All my hard work selling nougat paid off.
Everybody's here for the unveiling.
Even my parents!
Darryl, when Ms. Lightfoot calls Andrea's name,
you get these photos onto that marquee. Got it?
Oh, so now you wanna hack the school server,
but when I suggest it, it's quote, unquote, wrong!
Mol, it's not too late to step back from the brink of madness.
Oh, yes, it is.
Congratulations, Andrea.
You must've worked so hard to sell all that candy.
I guess I'm just a born salesman, like my parents.
-Right, Daddy? -Hold that hug for the cameras, Button.
We'll get more likes if it feels real.
Oh, no. Oh, I've made a horrible mistake!
Andrea wasn't trying to steal my credit.
She was just trying to get her parents' attention!
Oof. That is sad.
Honestly I almost feel bad for her. And you know me.
I have very little empathy for others.
Scratch, what have I done?!
I let my jealousy get in the way of charity!
-[sighs] I'm the don't-gooder! -That still doesn't work.
The winner of The Tournament of Nougat
and our hearts, is...
You gotta stop Darryl before he releases those pictures! Please!
Do I have time for an "I told you so"?
No! You can say it twice later!
[Principal in slow-motion] Andrea...
Davenport...
Phew. Darryl, I thought I wasn't gonna stop you in time
-from releasing those photos. -Photos?
I was ordering a burrito. The photos are already up.
[everyone gasp]
That's one for the oops column.
What's the meaning of all the excess nougat?
Uh... so this is all of the nougat Andrea sold!
In her garage! Because she sold it all to herself...
What are you doing?!
[typing]
I can explain everything.
You see, Andrea wanted to make sure we got the new marquee
and no one had to eat nougat.
Because nougat is... terrible for your teeth!
So she knew that everyone eating that much nougat would give everyone cavities
and wanted to protect Brighton's overworked dentistry community.
-[applause] -So without further ado,
I give you the Volunteer of the Week
of Volunteer Week, Andrea Davenport!
[cheering]
Thank you.
Our baby girl did it!
-That's the brand. -Never doubted it.
She's just like us!
[panting]
Oof!
[panting]
-[door shuts] -Whoa! What's this for?
I just realized I have everything that matters right here.
'Cept... Scratch? Where'd he go?
[gasp]
[moans]
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪