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Muah‐hah‐ha‐ha‐ha!

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‐♪ Can't believe
you're all mine ♪
‐Uh, what?

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‐♪ You and me for all time
‐Ugh!

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♪ I'm never, ever, ever ♪

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‐♪ Gonna be alone again ♪
‐Oh, boy!

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‐♪ The dream team you and me
‐For all eternity?!

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‐♪ For all eternity!
‐Aah!

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♪ It's the ghost
It's the ghost ♪

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♪ And Molly McGee

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♪ I've been cursed
It's the worst! ♪

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[Molly] 
♪ Now you're stuck with me!

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♪ We're never
gonna be apart ♪

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♪ Is there a way
to hit restart? ♪

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‐Nope!
‐♪ We're the ghost ♪

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♪ Ghost and Molly McGee ♪

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‐That's me!
‐Well, that's she.

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♪ The Ghost
and Molly McGee! ♪

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[gasps] Sweet baby corn!

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An invitation?
I love invitations!

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Eee! Open it!

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Ooh! A "bat" mitzvah!

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Uh, I think it's pronounced
"baat" mitzvah.

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‐That is correct, Molly.
‐Ha! Knew it!

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For months, I've been
studying Hebrew,

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practicing my Torah portion,
and trying on dresses

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which have given me
stress hives

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‐and contact hives!
‐Aah!

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‐Uch!
‐But it'll all be worth it,

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because while
I'm a girl today,

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on Saturday,
I shall become...

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a woman!

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OK, well, where do
the bats come in?

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Ow!

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[keys typing]

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‐[klezmer music playing]
‐These bat mitzvah parties
are insane!

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An ice volcano and 
hot fudge lava?!

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And is that Atomic Pink?!

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Scratch, this is way bigger
than I thought.

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It's as big as a wedding!
A Sweet 16!

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Our curse‐aversary!

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♪ It's my best friend's
bat mitzvah ♪

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♪ A magical Jewish soirée

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♪ It's my best friend's
bat mitzvah ♪

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♪ Oh, Scratch,
prepare to be blown away ♪

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I can see
the mashed potato bar now!

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♪ Sparkling ball gowns
and gold limousines ♪

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♪ Libby‐themed decorations

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♪ Every table has
a beautiful centerpiece ♪

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♪ Worth more than
a small island nation ♪

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‐♪ Endless buffets
‐♪ Trapeze displays

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♪ We're showered with gifts
as we dance ♪

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♪ They'll have fountains
of not only chocolate ♪

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♪ But also ketchup,
gravy, and ranch ♪

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♪ At my best friend's
bat mitzvah ♪

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♪ Celebrity DJs play

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♪ At my best friend's
bat mitzvah ♪

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♪ That's it!
I'm converting today! ♪

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♪ It's my best friend's
bat mitzvah ♪

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♪ So beautiful,
you'll shed a tear ♪

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♪ She's telling the world
She's no longer a girl ♪

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♪ Her womanhood
is almost here ♪

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I see no fountain of ranch.

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Molly! Oh! Thanks for coming
to synagogue.

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OK, how was I?
Did I look too nervous?

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‐Did I look like a woman?
‐Oh, yeah!

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You rocked
that Torah portion.

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I didn't understand any of it,
to be honest,

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but you were great!

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So, when's everyone else
coming here?

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Everyone is here!

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Uh, Libby, what about
kids from school

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or the Wilder Scouts,
or the Lemmings?

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Oh, all I need is you,
Rabbi Katz, and my fam!

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OK, um, Mom, you know.

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That's Uncle Ted and Aunt Meg

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and their sons,
Joshua and Gordie.

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‐Oh, wait. Where's Gordie?
‐[whimpers]

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Enchanté, m'lady.
In 97 weeks, I'll be a man.

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‐Ehh!
‐Ugh! Get outta here, Gordy.

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Wow, you, uh...

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really went all‐in
on the turtles.

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Yeah, that's my theme.
Oh, I envy turtles.

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They can curl their soft,
vulnerable bodies

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into their hard shells,
where none of life's

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sharp edges can harm them.

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[sighs] What a life.

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But‐But‐But Libby!
This is your special day!

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You deserve a fountain,
a DJ, and a celebrity chef!

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Oh, Molly, I mean, sure,
all that stuff might be nice,

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but I'm just happy
you're here!

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Oh! I need to prep the turtles
for the turtle races!

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But after that, you and me,

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we are going to party
into the night!

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I mean, this party
is deader than I am,

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‐and I'm dead!
‐[rimshot]

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‐[Ms. Stein‐Torres]
We're scraping by.
‐[gasps]

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But books just aren't selling
like they used to.

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[sighs] We live
in a digital age.

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Yep. E‐books
are e‐killing us.

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Did you hear that, Scratch?

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I only listen when I
hear my name, so... no.

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Libby's Mom's bookstore
is struggling!

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That's why Libby didn't go big
on her big day!

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She's settling
and sacrificing and making do!

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Well, I'm making don't!
Libby is a shining star,

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so I'm gonna give her
the bat mitzvah she deserves!

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Hundred percent
behind ya, Moll!

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All right, how many
bats you want?

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Two hundred, four hundred?
You know what?

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You're right.
It's Libby's big day.

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‐One thou‐‐!
‐Scratch! No bats!

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‐[flame sounds]
‐[dishes clanging]

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Could I get some help

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with the cake in here?

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♪

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Whoo!

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[both]
Wow!

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Hmm... still needs
one final touch.

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There you go, bats!
Go mitzvah!

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N‐N‐No‐No‐No! No!

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No! No! [grunting]

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Oh, boy. No, Scratch!

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This is the most important day
of Libby's life,

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and nothing is going
to ruin it for her,

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‐[door opens]
‐Molly? Did you hire me
through Gig‐Pig?

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Yes! Mom, we need
an ice volcano, stat!

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And you are the best
and only artist I know!

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On it.

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Dad, you're our DJ.
No smooth jazz.

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I don't make promises
I can't keep.

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And Darryl,
get us some guests!

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‐[door slams open]
‐ ♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum‐ba‐dum

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‐[Darryl singing]
‐Whoa, Darryl!

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How'd you get all these people
on such short notice?

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People will follow
a conga line anywhere, Molly.

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Anywhere.

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[klezmer music playing]

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Oh, good, you did invite
your school friends!

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I didn't.

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Um, Molly, where did
all these people come from?

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Eh, mazel tov, Libby!

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Isn't it great!
They're all here for you!

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Be the turtle, Libby.
Go to your happy place.

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Hey, this is
a turtle party, isn't it?

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So come out
of that shell, Libby!

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Ugh! I knew that turtle metaphor
would come back to haunt me.

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For the little girl
I love to bits,

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time to get
your candles lit...s!

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Candle one is for
my grandparents,

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who've already passed.
They may be gone,

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but their memories will last.

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And next, for the woman
on whom I depend,

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you're not only my mom,
you're also my friend.

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(voice breaking)
Congrats, Libby.

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I am so proud of the woman
you have become!

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You make me feel safe
and ever so jolly.

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Candle three is for
my best friend, Molly!

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Molly, please stay
up here with me.

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All these people!
I'm starting to feel

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like a turtle without a shell.

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Libby, I'm your best friend.
If you need me, I'm here.

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I won't leave your side,
no matter whaaa...

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[tiny brakes squealing]

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[laughing]

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[laughing in slo‐mo]

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[cooing]

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‐Gotta go!
‐[cooing continues]

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Oh, no, buddy! Can't have you
opening this closet.

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There's... a ghooost in there!

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‐[crying]
‐Kinda nice to tell
the truth for once!

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‐Scratch!
‐[hollers]

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Scratch, this is
a big night for Libby,

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and we don't need
your bats ruining it!

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It's already ruined!

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She's invited turtles up
to light candles!

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[quiet cough]

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Well, turtles are
what Libby wanted, OK?

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Well, Libby can have
sad turtles

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or friends at her party,
but she can't have both.

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Follow me, Fawn‐dreas, there's
a quinceañera down the street.

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Oh, no! We've gotta
get them to stay!

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[sighs] Think, Molly,
think, Molly, think!

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[gasps] What is one thing
no middle schooler can resist?

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‐Slow dancing!
‐Room full o' bats!

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[dance music playing]

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Aw, yeah. We're gonna
bring it down a notch.

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‐[smooth jazz playing]
‐Time for a smooth jazz
slow dance.

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[all gasp]

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‐Must dance.
‐Slow dance.

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‐Dance.
‐Must dance.

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‐Must find partner and dance.
‐You wanna dance?

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Wanna dance?

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Dance...

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This party is back on track.

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May I have this dance, m'lady?

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I don't know what you expect
to happen here, my dude.

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‐[groaning]
‐Whoop! [chuckles]

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Sorry, Teddy Bear.
Out of order.

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Ooh! But I had four shells
of turtle punch!

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‐[inhales deeply]
‐Scratch, I am out there
trying to create

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a wonderful memory
that Libby will cherish

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in her heart forever,
and you are ruining it!

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I'm just trying
to liven things up!

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Look around, even Libby's
not enjoying this party.

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‐[groans]
‐Oh, uh...

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Don't worry, I'm on it!

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Hey! Who's ready for the hora!

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Um... Heights
and being tossed around

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are two of
my biggest anxieties.

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Can't we just do
the turtle races?

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Oh! Of course we can!

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‐Right after the hora!
‐[gulps]

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It's the moment you've all
been waiting for,

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that age‐old tradition,

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the hora!

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Give it up for
the woman of the hour,

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Libby Stein‐Torres!

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[all gasp]

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She's probably
just being shy.

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Just one moment.

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[Libby sniffling]

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Libby, what are you
doin' back here?

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You're missin'
your special day.

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Molly, you keep saying
it's my special day,

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but it doesn't feel like 
my day at all!

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I didn't want a big party,
I didn't want all these people.

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You've turned this party
into what you thought I wanted!

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Oh. So, what was it
that you wanted?

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To spend time with you!

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Uh, sorry, it's the hormones.

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But the feelings are accurate.

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[gasps] It finally happened.
I'm a woman!

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You know, I feel different.
Do I look taller to you?

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I'm sorry, Libby,
but I'm gonna fix this.

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Then I promise I am yours
for the rest of the night.

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00:10:02,687 --> 00:10:04,689
[klezmer music playing]

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I'm not even
touching the door!

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‐[sighs]
‐Oh! [giggles]

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‐[bats screeching]
‐Yes!

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‐Bats!
‐[screaming]

241
00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:17,660
[screaming]

242
00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,495
[all screaming]

243
00:10:19,495 --> 00:10:21,873
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Give me the jazz!

244
00:10:21,873 --> 00:10:25,042
‐[all screaming]
‐[Dad] Give me the jazz!

245
00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:27,962
Now, that's a bat mitzvah!

246
00:10:27,962 --> 00:10:30,673
Oh! Oh, they're
turning on me! Ow!

247
00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:32,842
[all screaming]

248
00:10:32,842 --> 00:10:34,177
Ooh, you ungrateful bats!

249
00:10:34,177 --> 00:10:36,637
After all I did for you!
[grunts]

250
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,347
‐[Libby] Go, Simon!
‐[Uncle Ted] Go, Shelly!

251
00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:40,141
‐[Libby] You can do it!
‐[Uncle Ted] Shelly!
You can do this!

252
00:10:40,141 --> 00:10:41,684
‐[Libby] Yeah, yeah, yeah!
‐[Uncle Ted] Shelly, come on!

253
00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:42,977
‐You gotta believe!
‐Yeah! Yeah, go, go!

254
00:10:42,977 --> 00:10:45,855
Come on, Simon,
close the deal, baby!

255
00:10:45,855 --> 00:10:49,567
‐[Uncle Ted] Come on,
faster, faster!
‐[all cheering]

256
00:10:49,567 --> 00:10:50,818
[squeak‐honk]

257
00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,236
‐Yes!
‐[all cheering]

258
00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:54,989
Now, this is
the perfect party.

259
00:10:54,989 --> 00:10:57,408
Sorry I almost ruined
your special day, Libby.

260
00:10:57,408 --> 00:10:59,577
Oh, it's OK, Molly.
I've learned a lot

261
00:10:59,577 --> 00:11:01,579
in the minutes
since I became a woman.

262
00:11:01,579 --> 00:11:04,582
Like, how we're all responsible
for our own happiness.

263
00:11:04,582 --> 00:11:06,626
It felt good to stand up
for what I wanted today.

264
00:11:06,626 --> 00:11:08,711
Wow. You're so wise!

265
00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,630
Wonder when I'll
become a woman.

266
00:11:10,630 --> 00:11:13,132
[sighs] Enjoy what's left
of your childhood, Molly.

267
00:11:13,132 --> 00:11:15,134
It'll be over
before ya know it.

268
00:11:15,134 --> 00:11:17,386
Aah! It's way more of 'em
than we ordered!

269
00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:20,097
[Molly and Scratch]
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee

270
00:11:38,449 --> 00:11:40,284
Three, two, one.

271
00:11:41,452 --> 00:11:43,246
‐Whoa!
‐[cart tumbling]

272
00:11:43,246 --> 00:11:44,747
[whoosh]

273
00:11:46,499 --> 00:11:48,668
[all cheering]

274
00:11:51,462 --> 00:11:53,923
‐[chuckles]
‐[blower intensifies]

275
00:11:53,923 --> 00:11:55,591
[all cheering]

276
00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:56,759
[Darryl chuckles]

277
00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:01,806
That's my man!
You go, D‐Dawg!

278
00:12:01,806 --> 00:12:03,766
[all cheering]

279
00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:07,603
Whaa‐‐! Whoa!

280
00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:08,854
Ha‐ha‐ha‐ha!

281
00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:16,654
‐[all] Darryl! Darryl! Darryl!
‐[chuckling]

282
00:12:16,654 --> 00:12:19,156
‐[whistle blowing]
‐[grunts]

283
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,658
[groans]

284
00:12:22,702 --> 00:12:25,329
[sighs] Considering this is
the 27th report

285
00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:26,914
in your file in three weeks,

286
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,000
the punishment will have
to be severe.

287
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:33,129
Why does this keep happening?
I'm just trying to be awesome.

288
00:12:33,129 --> 00:12:34,463
We have no option
but to expel him!

289
00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:35,631
Expulsion, Mr. Bates?

290
00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:36,966
He's a clear
and present menace!

291
00:12:36,966 --> 00:12:38,467
Oh, come on. He's a kid.

292
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,261
The only menace around here
is Miss Lightfoot

293
00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:42,138
and that stinky salmon
she microwaves

294
00:12:42,138 --> 00:12:43,431
‐in the teachers' lounge!
‐[gasps]

295
00:12:43,431 --> 00:12:44,932
I have a vitamin D problem.

296
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:47,476
‐Take a supplement!
‐Supplements are a lie.

297
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,145
‐I'm sorry that you‐‐
‐It's all about the industry.

298
00:12:49,145 --> 00:12:50,855
‐[teachers arguing]
‐I really need to schedule

299
00:12:50,855 --> 00:12:52,356
a teacher team‐building day.

300
00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:54,317
‐[arguing continues]
‐[Scratch yelps]

301
00:12:54,317 --> 00:12:55,735
So, what's happening
in there?

302
00:12:55,735 --> 00:12:57,361
Oh, they're fighting.
It's chaos!

303
00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:59,530
Fighting?! Who's winning?
Is it Darryl?

304
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,115
He's taken at least
one‐and‐a‐half

305
00:13:01,115 --> 00:13:04,201
‐Taekwondo classes.
‐No! The teachers are fighting!

306
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:05,870
They haven't even gotten
to Darryl yet.

307
00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:07,038
Now, lemme go back!
I'm missing the good stuff.

308
00:13:07,038 --> 00:13:08,205
Wait!

309
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:11,584
I believe the fair
punishment is...

310
00:13:11,584 --> 00:13:12,918
six years detention!

311
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:15,838
But middle school
is only three years.

312
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,923
Ho‐ho‐ho‐ho, not
at the rate you're going!

313
00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,677
There goes your fresh start
at a new school.

314
00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:23,929
I thought Brighton was gonna
be different, Darryl.

315
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,432
I was just trying
to liven up recess!

316
00:13:26,432 --> 00:13:29,393
It's been so boring since
they condemned the swing set.

317
00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:31,354
[screams]

318
00:13:31,354 --> 00:13:33,898
That doesn't mean you can
commandeer a janitor's cart!

319
00:13:33,898 --> 00:13:36,609
Haven't we had this
exact conversation before?

320
00:13:36,609 --> 00:13:40,071
No. Those were shopping carts,
custodian carts, and go‐karts!

321
00:13:40,071 --> 00:13:42,239
All carts are off limits.
If it's got wheels,

322
00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,616
stop commandeering it!

323
00:13:43,616 --> 00:13:46,118
[sighs] What's
your secret, Molly?

324
00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:48,412
You never get called down
to the principal's office.

325
00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:49,914
What are you doing
that I'm not?

326
00:13:49,914 --> 00:13:51,749
It's more about
what I'm not doing.

327
00:13:51,749 --> 00:13:54,460
Which is pretty much
anything you're doing.

328
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,212
Maybe you could
teach me your ways?

329
00:13:56,212 --> 00:13:58,506
Show me how to not 
get into trouble?

330
00:13:58,506 --> 00:14:00,841
Ooh! Like, nice lessons?

331
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:04,345
Welcome, class, to my
first‐ever seminar: How to Be‐‐

332
00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:08,432
Boo! Being good's
for suckers. Ack! Hey!

333
00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,059
Please refrain from distracting
the other students.

334
00:14:10,059 --> 00:14:13,813
Today, we will learn
the 12 steps to being good.

335
00:14:13,813 --> 00:14:16,941
Twelve?! OK, real talk,
my attention span is,

336
00:14:16,941 --> 00:14:20,611
like, 15 minutes, including
a snack breeaa...

337
00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:22,446
OK. We'll skip being
considerate to your elders,

338
00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:24,490
having a strong moral compass,
befriending stray kittens.

339
00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:26,951
You know what? I'll just boil
it down to the three essentials.

340
00:14:26,951 --> 00:14:29,495
Step one: Think About Others.

341
00:14:29,495 --> 00:14:30,955
♪

342
00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:34,125
[male singer]
♪ It's nice to be nice

343
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:35,626
[both slurping]

344
00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:40,589
♪ As my mother once said

345
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,258
‐ ♪ It's good to be good  
‐[belches]

346
00:14:42,258 --> 00:14:45,928
‐Aah!
‐ ♪ And it's fun to be fun

347
00:14:48,264 --> 00:14:51,600
♪ It's nice to be nice

348
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:55,604
♪ Ooh

349
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:58,649
‐Aah!
‐ ♪ It's nice to be nice

350
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,401
♪ To be nice, to be

351
00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:01,652
♪ Ooh

352
00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:04,238
Aah! Aah!

353
00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:06,991
‐ ♪ It's nice to be nice  
‐[screams]

354
00:15:06,991 --> 00:15:12,037
♪ As my mother once said

355
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:14,540
♪ It's good to be good

356
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:17,585
♪ And it's fun to be fun

357
00:15:26,135 --> 00:15:27,469
[ding]

358
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:32,641
Dear family!
Breakfast is served!

359
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,312
Lots of condensed milk
on the roti canai,

360
00:15:36,312 --> 00:15:37,313
just how you like 'em.

361
00:15:37,313 --> 00:15:38,981
How'd you know!

362
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:42,401
Nice people pay attention.
Molly taught me that.

363
00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:44,236
This is just like a restaurant!

364
00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:46,405
Wow, Darryl! Thank you!

365
00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:49,533
Molly, seems like
your lessons worked! Eee!

366
00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:52,077
[slurping]

367
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:55,039
Mmm, that's some good roti!

368
00:15:55,039 --> 00:15:59,418
Wow. Doing good
really does feel good!

369
00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:00,878
‐What's going on?
‐[police radio chatter]

370
00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:03,380
The teachers!
The teachers are missing!

371
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,840
‐[kids cheering]
‐Wait!

372
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,383
I'm still responsible for you!

373
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,344
Until 3:14 p. m.!

374
00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:11,055
[van exploding]

375
00:16:11,055 --> 00:16:13,265
Wow, this worked out great!

376
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:14,892
Wait. You did this?

377
00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:18,395
No, sis. We did this.

378
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:21,857
I followed your lessons to a T!
I saw there was a problem,

379
00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:24,735
so I took responsibility
to think of others

380
00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:26,320
and find a solution!

381
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,073
The problem:
Teachers ruin all the fun.

382
00:16:29,073 --> 00:16:31,617
But how to get rid of them?
I remembered there was

383
00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:35,079
a prisoner pickup nearby
because of our highway cleanup.

384
00:16:35,079 --> 00:16:37,248
So I gave the teachers
orange jumpsuits

385
00:16:37,248 --> 00:16:38,958
to blend in on the bus,

386
00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:41,585
and I forged a note
from Principal O'Connor

387
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:44,463
to make their team‐building
day seem legit!

388
00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:47,591
[bus approaching]

389
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:53,055
Strange place for team building,
but what do I know?

390
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:56,475
Oh‐ho‐ho, Bates, don't give me
a set up line like that.

391
00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:01,105
You sent our teachers
to prison?!

392
00:17:01,105 --> 00:17:04,066
By your face, I can tell
that you're... proud?

393
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,819
‐[camera clicks]
‐Sorry, I just want
to preserve this moment.

394
00:17:06,819 --> 00:17:09,780
And one more
with the failure filter...

395
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,907
[phone beeping]

396
00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:14,118
This is bad, Darryl!
Really, really bad!

397
00:17:14,118 --> 00:17:15,577
How? Look!

398
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,538
I made everyone happy!

399
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:19,790
You made the kids happy,
but what about the teachers?

400
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,834
Do you think they're happy?
In prison?!

401
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:24,837
Teachers? Have...
feelings? Wha‐‐ uh‐‐

402
00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:26,630
Where does it end?!
[sighs]

403
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:28,424
Being good is harder
than I thought.

404
00:17:28,424 --> 00:17:30,759
‐Ya think?!
‐OK, well...

405
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:33,929
To fix this, we gotta...
flee the country?

406
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:36,849
‐Save the teachers!
‐Save the teachers, yes!

407
00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:38,642
Took the words
right out of my mouth.

408
00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:44,898
Wow! What a realistic
escape room!

409
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:48,819
The walls even smell
like‐‐ [sniffing] ‐‐despair!

410
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:51,155
I should let my wife know
I'll be later for dinner.

411
00:17:51,155 --> 00:17:53,824
‐[guard] No phones!
‐Oh! How authentic!

412
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:56,869
[scoffs] These bars.
Totally fake.

413
00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:59,330
[growling, grunting]

414
00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:01,999
[slurp] OK, production value's
pretty good here.

415
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,334
Well, let's move it, shall we?

416
00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:04,835
Pam's making
stroganoff tonight,

417
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:06,128
and I don't wanna miss that.

418
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,839
Start lookin' for those clues!

419
00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:10,799
You don't understand,
they're falsely imprisoned!

420
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:15,137
Sorry, kid. I'm not lettin'
you in or anyone out.

421
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,930
Don't worry. I know
another way in.

422
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:20,017
But we might have to be
a little bad

423
00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:21,518
to do a little good.

424
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,897
Oh! Do you think
this is a clue?

425
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:27,066
I usually find you feckless
and annoying, Lightfoot,

426
00:18:27,066 --> 00:18:29,777
but you've proved me wrong.
In this case.

427
00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:32,571
Look, we just have
to dig through that hole!

428
00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:34,823
OK, Scratch. Just go
through the fence

429
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,158
and open the door for us.

430
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,451
I mean, usually, people try

431
00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:38,577
to break out of prison,

432
00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:40,621
not in, but what the hey.

433
00:18:40,621 --> 00:18:42,206
[exclaiming]

434
00:18:43,791 --> 00:18:47,586
‐Is he dead?
‐I don't think a ghost can die?

435
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:51,548
(slurring) Oh, look! It's
the great ghost expert here

436
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:55,678
to tell us all the ghost expert
stuff she knows!

437
00:18:55,678 --> 00:18:58,681
Guess electricity makes
ghosts... silly?

438
00:18:58,681 --> 00:19:01,975
(slurring) So glad you're here
to enlighten us, ghost‐pert!

439
00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:05,729
Here comes the heat.

440
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:08,357
[teachers grunting]

441
00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:10,901
‐[grunts] 72... 73...
‐Mmm...

442
00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:13,529
‐74... hey, there.
‐Mmm...

443
00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:15,572
‐83...
‐Mmm...

444
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:18,325
‐[all sigh]
‐Got away with that one.

445
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,327
[playing harmonica]

446
00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:25,999
Scratch, just open
the door, please!

447
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,543
[playing continues]

448
00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:30,462
♪ I got them
jail house blues! ♪

449
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,589
‐Whoo!
‐Yeah, that's great, so now
could you please just‐‐

450
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:36,176
♪ I got them...
jail house... blues! ♪

451
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,720
‐Whoo!
‐Beautiful, Scratch.

452
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:38,721
‐[harmonica playing]
‐So could you please now‐‐

453
00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:40,222
Could you‐‐?

454
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,141
[playing continues]

455
00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:45,394
[all grunt]

456
00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:47,646
Yes! We did it!

457
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,356
[bird chirping]

458
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,652
How are we gonna
get over that?

459
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:56,113
I don't think we're getting
the teachers out, Molly.

460
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:59,283
[sighs] At least, not till
Scratch sleeps this off.

461
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:03,120
[snoring]

462
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,205
I'm just no good
at being good.

463
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:08,459
I'm... I'm always
gonna be... bad.

464
00:20:08,459 --> 00:20:10,919
You're not gonna be
perfect overnight.

465
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,838
Give it time.

466
00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:14,923
But in the meantime...

467
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:15,966
Let's get diggin'!

468
00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:21,472
Hm?

469
00:20:21,472 --> 00:20:24,391
[alarm sounding]

470
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:27,102
‐[guard] Over here!
‐[barking]

471
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,270
Aah!

472
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,481
[groans]

473
00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,108
[growls]

474
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:34,318
[prisoners clamoring]

475
00:20:34,318 --> 00:20:35,611
Obstacle course!

476
00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:37,488
[all grunting, shouting]

477
00:20:37,488 --> 00:20:38,781
Ms. Roop?

478
00:20:38,781 --> 00:20:41,325
Tommy Knuckles!
Sixth grade history!

479
00:20:41,325 --> 00:20:42,993
[both]
Third period!

480
00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:44,203
[guard]
Freeze!

481
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:46,830
Psst!

482
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,667
I think we're gonna fail
team‐building.

483
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,461
We'd need a rocket
to get outta here!

484
00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:55,464
Maybe that delinquent
McGee kid was onto something.

485
00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:57,716
‐[alarm sounding]
‐Ugh. What happened?

486
00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,468
I have a splitting headache.

487
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:05,182
‐Huh?
‐[teachers cheering]

488
00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:06,683
[all laughing]

489
00:21:08,644 --> 00:21:10,145
[all grunting]

490
00:21:11,647 --> 00:21:14,566
OK, I feel like
I missed a lot.

491
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,527
[school bell ringing]

492
00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:19,738
Not gonna lie, didn't have
too much faith in you bozos,

493
00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:21,698
but we made a good team
in the end!

494
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:24,451
‐[laughs] We did!
‐Go team!

495
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,537
Who knew prison would be such
a bonding experience?

496
00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:29,206
Yeah! I hope I get to go
to prison some day.

497
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:32,876
I think you will, sport.
I think you will.

498
00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,336
And thanks, Molly.

499
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,171
You've taught me
a valuable lesson.

500
00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:38,507
Aw, I'm glad
to hear that, Darryl.

501
00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:40,133
[chuckles] Yep.

502
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,678
I've learned that
even when I try really hard

503
00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:45,138
to be good,
I still get things wrong.

504
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:48,058
So I should just be me
and hope for the best!

505
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:50,310
‐Wait, what?
‐Now, if you'll excuse me,

506
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,855
I see an AV cart
with my name on it!

507
00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:54,439
No, no, no, no,
that's not the lesson!

508
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:57,276
[explosion]

509
00:21:57,276 --> 00:21:59,486
I'm dropping your class.

510
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:02,447
[Molly and Scratch]
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee