Muah‐hah‐ha‐ha‐ha!
‐♪ Can't believe You're All mine ♪ ‐Uh, what?
‐♪ You and me for all time ♪ ‐Ugh!
♪ I'm never, ever, ever ♪
‐♪ Gonna be alone again ♪ ‐Oh, boy!
♪ The dream team You and me ♪
For all eternity?!
‐♪ For all eternity! ♪ ‐Ah!
♪ It's the ghost It's a ghost ♪
♪ And Molly McGee ♪
♪ I've been cursed It's the worst! ♪
[Molly] ♪ Now you're stuck With me! ♪
♪ We're never Gonna be apart ♪
♪ Is there a way To hit restart? ♪
‐ Nope! ‐♪ We're the ghost ♪
♪ Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
‐ That's me! ‐ Well, that's she .
♪ The Ghost And Molly McGee! ♪
[recorder music playing]
[club music playing]
Whoa, talk about a long line, huh?
Oh, hey, Cleo! Cleo, [laughing] I'll see you
on the dance floor! Lookin' good!
Hey, wait for me, you guys!
Tall guy, people are walkin' here, okay? Beep beep!
Lincoln! Sorry 'bout that, Mr. President.
You wanna hang out or, you know, grab a coffee or‐‐
Oh‐‐ Yeah, no problem. Yeah, you know, I, uh‐‐
You know, I'll see you in there!
‐[slams] ‐Whoa, VIPs only.
Yes, I know this is a VIP only club.
And here is my official VIP card.
You ain't foolin' anyone, pal. You're a nobody!
I made that. Did you have to tear it?!
What do you mean I can't rent a gorilla?
What kind of zoo are you? Hello? Hello?!
[gasps] Scratch, you're back! I missed you!
‐Stop! Everything doesn't ‐Let's never be apart
‐have to end in a hug! ‐for 137 minutes ever again!
What‐‐ What's all this?
Well, this whole thing? It's for Living History day at school.
Everyone has to bring the past to life
by dressing up as a famous historical figure.
And it's fun, so, I've been helping all my classmates
get costumes and props!
Kat needed a Joan of Arc suit of armor!
Always on a crusade, that one, know what I mean?
I made Sheela some radioactive uranium for Madam Curie!
‐Glowing personality! ‐[snaps]
And Jeremy wanted a National Farm Workers sign
‐for Cesar Chavez! ‐Great guy! Better hair.
Yeah, I just wish I could get a gorilla for Libby.
She can't be primatologist Dian Fossey without a gorilla!
Ugh!
[crunching, grunting]
‐[gasps] Ape‐mazing! ‐[grunting]
Darryl, you're perfect!
‐Huh? ‐[phone dings]
If you went all out for those chumps in your class,
I can't wait to see how overboard
you've gone on your own project!
‐I bet it's super annoying... ‐Yeah, my project.
‐little glitter and ribbons... ‐Oh, it is. So much glitter.
all kinds of extra credit points...
‐So many ribbons. ‐and blah blah blah.
‐It's mostly ribbons. ‐Oh, man.
Oh, yeah, totally. [yawns] Gotta get some sleep.
You know, since all my work's done. Excellently, I might add.
Sure‐fire A! Classic Molly. Goodnight!
‐[button clicks] ‐[elevator door opens]
[elevator music playing]
[button clicks]
[elevator hums]
[dings, elevator door opens]
Let me guess, you've done nothing.
I've done nothing!
But you know what, it's not too late.
My presentation's about Abraham Lincoln,
‐the most popular President. ‐[cracks]
There's gotta be lots and lots of info about him out there.
[keyboard clacking]
There's too much info!
I can't sort through all of this by morning!
I can't insult our best President
by having the worst presentation!
‐I'm letting Lincoln down! ‐[grunting]
Relax, I saw Lincoln yesterday
and I promise you, he's not gonna care‐‐
I've been studying for nine hours, and you've
known President Lincoln this whole time?!
You have to ask him to help me!
Ehh, You know, I don't know. I mean, Abe's a busy guy.
Between, you know, emancipatin' this and
‐proclamating that‐‐ ‐Okay, Scratch, I get it.
You don't actually know him, you don't have to lie to me.
Me? Lie?! How dare you!
I'll have you know, Lincoln calls me "Honest Scratch"!
So, pfft! I'm gonna bring back my good pal Linc‐dawg,
Abe‐alicious, the old Abe‐meister,
Lincolnty‐split! That'll show you!
Lie? Ha!
I mean, even as the words were comin' out of my mouth,
I was thinking, "Why are you lying, dumb‐dumb?
This isn't gonna turn out well for you."
I got a hot Misery Mocha, extra whip, for Jeff.
‐That's you. ‐Nope, that's Jeff, J‐E‐F‐F.
I'm Geoff, G‐E‐O‐‐
Stop spelling your name and get back to my problem.
‐F‐F. ‐What am I supposed to do?
Tell Molly the truth? The truth that I lied?!
Maybe I can still turn this around.
[stretching]
Do you know the Gettysburg Address?
Uh, no, but I can probably pull it up on Ghouly Maps.
Ehh, I only need this to work for a minute. Yoink!
‐[muttering] ‐[Scratch] Hey, Mol! Wake up!
A house divided against itself will not stand!
Boom! Abraham Lincoln!
See, I told you I knew him.
Anyway, Abe's very busy, so he‐‐
No‐no‐no‐no, wait, wait Mr. President, don't go!
I'm your number one fan!
And I really need your help with my project!
[muffled]
[blubbering]
Well, I'd be a pretty terrible President
to let down my number one fan.
So, sure, I can tell you about Lincoln!
‐Who is me. ‐Woo!
Mr. President, what are you doing?
We have that thing to go to.
Don't worry, I'm great at getting into character!
I go deep.
Now, where to start?
Let's mix it up and start in the middle.
Like your middle name?
Right. It was Ralph.
I thought you didn't have a middle name.
Listen, kid, I'm Honest Abe. That means I can't lie.
I'm sorry I didn't believe you, Scratch.
That is definitely President Lincoln.
That's okay. We all make mistakes.
[to self] Especially me. Today.
[indistinct chatter]
‐Greetings, I am Dian Fossey. ‐[Darryl grunting]
I studied mountain gorillas in Rwanda and‐‐
‐Darryl, stop grooming me! ‐[shrieks]
[indistinct chatter]
‐I am Abraham Lincoln, ‐[presidential music plays]
16th President of the United States of America.
You all know that I practiced law, but did you know that,
in my spare time, I also taught bears to polka?
What?
Then, I set out to sea
to find my fortune as a pirate,
and went by the name Calico Jack!
‐[laughs] ‐I warn you, Ms. McGee,
that those who make a mockery of history
are doomed to repeat it next semester.
I can't just float here and watch her humiliate herself
[snaps] I need pizza!
[club music playing]
I got a pizza for an A. Lincoln.
I'll take it to him.
Well, it's a personal pizza,
so I gotta deliver it, [clears throat] personally.
Oh, nice try.
Wait, wait‐wait‐wait!
‐[squelches] ‐Aah!
Chicago Style!
It's not even pizza!
[club music playing]
[music stops]
Hey, turn the music back on!
FDR needs his EDM!
Abraham Lincoln! I need to find Lincoln! Anybody seen him?
No! [straining] Let go of me!
Funny story, I wore this hat because of a bad hair day,
and now, it's my signature look.
Mr. Lincoln! There you are!
Yes, it's me.
Look, ya gotta help me!
There's this human named Molly, okay?
She's bombing a school presentation on you,
and, well, it may be because
I slightly led her to believe I knew you.
[bangs keys]
I never encourage deceit and falsehood, young man.
[foreboding music]
Okay, I lied to her and set her up with a fake Lincoln
so she wouldn't find out I'm such a loser in the Ghost World!
I care what she thinks of me, okay?!
Also, I didn't pay for my mocha!
Wow. I did not mean to admit any of that.
They don't call me Honest Abe for nothin'.
Now, she's spoutin' nonsense at school!
She's a laughing stock!
She's gonna fail her class because of me.
Truth is your truest friend.
But sounds like this Molly character is a close second.
She is.
Let us go right this wrong.
And, uh, don't forget to tip the waiter.
We may be dead, but we all gotta make a living.
‐[students laughing] ‐And that's how
I carved my own face into Mount Rushmore
with nothing but my bare hands and a spork.
[laughing]
Uh, excuse me, I need to use the little presidents' room.
I don't get it, Mr. President.
I'm telling them the truth, but they don't believe me.
Molly! I am so sorry to say
that this Lincoln is an imposter!
[gasps] Geoff?! How dare you pretend to be Lincoln!
‐Yeah, well, you‐‐ ‐Oh‐da‐da‐da‐da‐dah!
Don't worry, Molly, I brought you something better.
The true President Lincoln at your service.
So, you did lie to me, Scratch!
Okay, yes, I lied, but, it...
Wow, that truth stare really does it.
Look, I just wanted you to think I'm important
because you're important to me.
So, you nearly ruined my grade because you care about me?!
That's the nicest thing you've ever done, Scratch!
‐[crying] That is so sweet! ‐All right, I'm not a tissue.
You can always tell the greatness of a ghost
by the lengths he will go to for a friend.
Now, what do you say we go fix your presentation?
[laughing]
[awkward laugh] I'm glad you're entertained.
Because I, Abe Lincoln, was well known
for my wicked sense of humor and ability to tell a ripping yarn!
All jokes aside, I'd like to give my real presentation.
Now, it's a little out of the ordinary,
but I think it really brings history to life.
‐[snaps] ‐[lights click off]
♪ Mr. Abraham Lincoln Stood six foot four ♪
♪ He kept us united Through the Civil War ♪
♪ ' Cause he believed every Person had the right to be ♪
♪ Unchained, liberated Completely free ♪
♪ So, he rocked the nation With a proclamation ♪
♪ The document advanced In emancipation ♪
‐Ah‐ha! ‐♪ But the states in the south Didn't like him messin' ♪
♪ So, they said peace out Hashtag succession! ♪
♪ Lincoln said, that's not Gonna work for me ♪
♪ I don't agree with The evils of slavery ♪
‐♪ He said the founding fathers Had a master plan ♪ ‐♪ Uh, uh, uh ♪
♪ And a house divided Can't stand ♪
♪ Abraham Lincoln was the man! ♪
‐♪ Everybody give the guy A hand ♪ ‐♪ Uh, uh, uh! ♪
♪ Abraham Lincoln ♪
♪ Lincoln was the man! ♪
[cheers]
I feel like Lincoln is here in the room!
Abe‐plus!
[indistinct chatter]
Thank you, Mr. President. And thank you, Scratch.
I hope you've both learned a lesson today.
‐Right, let's never get into ‐Yes, let's never do anything
‐this situation again. ‐nice for anybody again.
‐Wait, what'd you say? Oh, okay. ‐Same thing as you.
Get lost, history nerds! Time for the science fair!
Science fair?! Oh, no! Oh! Scratch, do you know Einstein?
Yes, because I've learned nothing!
[Molly and Scratch] ♪ The ghost and Molly McGee! ♪
[recorder music playing]
Hey, Mom? You know how Grandma Nin
is always saying she wants to visit?
Did she say that?
When can I visit my grandchildren?
Uh... not now. We just moved. There are boxes everywhere!
‐Now, can I visit my gran‐‐ ‐Hello? Can't hear‐‐
‐[crumpling paper] ‐Bad connecti‐‐
‐No, you can't visit! ‐[Nin] I haven't asked yet.
[explodes]
Okay, so she may have dropped some hints.
Well, good news, I picked up on each and every one
of those hints and... get excited...
I invited Grandma Nin for a visit!
[sound of doom]
[slow motion thunk]
‐You did wha‐‐ ‐[doorbell rings]
[gasps] Oh, boy! She's here!
[Darryl and Scratch] Nin‐coming!
Nin's coming?
She's here.
‐Sawadee kup, Grandma Nin! ‐Sawadee ka, Grandma Nin!
Molly! Darryl! I have presents!
‐Yeah! ‐Ooh, my favorite!
You're here! You and your snacks are finally here!
Khanom Buang for my favorite ghost!
[angelic vocals]
[sucks]
She's my favorite family member. [spits]
Sorry, Molly, but it's time you knew.
‐Nin! So good to see you! ‐Peter,
for you, I have a very special Thai fruit.
Oh, it's a durian!
Oh. Wow. A durian, you say?
Thank you, so much. I'll just...
[chomps, grunts]
You have to open it first.
[mouthful] I know! I was just... [pops]
showing Darryl how not to eat it.
Seemed obvious, but okay.
Come on, son, let's go crack this bad boy open. Now.
What? He'll love it!
Sawadee ka, Khun Mae.
I have no present for you, Sharon.
I spent enough money on your art degree.
Didn't take long for that to come up.
Oh, look at this! My Mom! My Mom's Mom!
All under the same roof! [sniffs] Breathing the same air!
‐Eating the same snacks! ‐Aren't you excited?!
[high pitched voice] So excited! Very, very, very excited!
Scratch, do you sense something wrong
‐between Mom and Grandma Nin? ‐Nope!
[Nin] When do you have to go sell pork?
[grunts] I've explained this before, Mom.
I'm a Gig‐Pig. Pork is not involved.
[grunts] Usually.
Ah, you're overreacting. You know, not everything
has to be fluffy ponies and rainbows all the time.
Um, one; hard disagree.
Two; if Mom and Grandma Nin are distant now,
they might grow even further apart!
Then Grandma Nin may never come visit again!
Ah! And I'll never taste her Nin‐credible snacks again!
‐[crunches] Molly! ‐Uh! Ugh!
We have to get to the bottom of this problem!
For Mom, for Grandma Nin, most of all, for me!
[cracks]
Ugh! It smells like rotten eggs and burnt rubber!
Hey, Dad, what's going on with‐‐ Oh!
Sweet baby corn, what died in here?!
Hey, that's offensive. [sniffs]
But, not as offensive as that! Ugh!
It's the durian Nin brought me to [gags] eat.
Oh. Well... anyway,
what's going on with Mom and Grandma Nin?
I'm sensing... tension.
[thunder claps]
Molly, we do not speak of...
‐[thunder claps] ‐The Tensions!
‐[lightening zaps] ‐[dishes rattle]
‐[thunder rumbles] ‐[toaster pops]
That's... odd.
Trust me, Molly, just pretend everything is normal,
and happy and cozy. [crazed laugh]
Then pray you don't get burned in the inevitable
scorched Earth brouhaha between Mom and Nin!
Such is the way with... The Tensions!
[thunder cracks]
Cool, good talk...
Dad.
We're gonna...
‐go now. ‐Yeah, we got something
‐to do back here... ‐Something to do...
‐A lot of stuff to do... ‐In the other room...
‐Have you tried your fruit, Peter? ‐Ah!
Just about to, Nin.
So... yum
Mmm, mmm!
[Nin giggles]
[spits]
[gasping] That was close.
Now we just have to get rid of‐‐
Darryl, no!
[munching] Mm, It's not that bad.
We gotta fix this situation
because I am not losing Grandma Nin!
‐You mean her snacks? ‐Or her snacks!
Of course, her snacks are delicious!
So, what's the plan? We put 'em through
a terrifying ordeal that'll bind 'em for life!
Or, we could gently remind them that they love each other?
I mean, if you wanna do the least fun way to do that,
then, yeah, let's give it a whirl.
[upbeat music playing]
[both munching]
[slurping]
[Molly] ♪ I'm gonna make you make up ♪
♪ I'm gonna fix All your feelings ♪
♪ I'm not givin' up ♪
♪ I'm like a freight train Of love ♪
♪ And I'm barreling toward you ♪
♪ To help you start healing ♪
♪ By smashing your bodies Into a hug ♪
♪ Gonna make you make up ♪
♪ And I'm not gonna drop it ♪
♪ It's basic first aid ♪
♪ I'm putting pressure On the wound ♪
♪ This fight is a pimple ♪
♪ You just need me To pinch it ♪
♪ Gonna make you make up ♪
♪ I'll get your hearts Back in tune ♪
♪ Gonna make you make up ♪
♪ I'll make you make up Real soon ♪
♪ Your love is backed up ♪
♪ But I'm your Emotional prune. ♪
[squishes]
[Dad] Ten dollars.
You can do better than ten dollars.
Okay, ten dollars and I do your chores for a week.
Ten dollars, two weeks and when my report card comes in,
you say to Mom, quote,
I think we place too much emphasis on good grades.
‐Deal? ‐Deal. Now eat this durian.
‐Hey, Dad, I‐‐ Ugh! ‐Ooh!
That thing's not getting any better, is it?
Um, remember how you told us to not get in between Mom and Nin?
I told you not to mess with... The Tensions.
‐[thunder crashes] ‐[shatters]
Gotta say, as a supernatural entity,
I am telling you, that is odd!
We were thinking you could ask Mom
about her beef with Grandma Nin?
[laughs] I'd rather eat the durian.
Speaking of, get chewing, there, kiddo.
Dad, if me and Mom didn't get along,
wouldn't you do everything you could to fix us?
[crunches]
[Mom sneezes]
Sharon, you can't hide under the bed until your mom leaves.
Hiding? What? I'm just clearing out all these dust bunnies.
Honey, we need to talk about... [whispers] The Tensions.
[thunder crashes]
So, so odd.
[Dad] We have to get to the bottom of this.
It's affecting the family... and the weather.
Could she still be mad that we eloped?
Is that it? Because we never had a proper wedding?
Stay out of it, Pete!
[Molly] That's it, Scratch!
Grandma Nin didn't get to see her daughter get married!
Oh, she must've been so hurt.
[gasps] We gotta throw a wedding for Mom and Grandma Nin!
Don't you mean, Mom and Dad?
Uh, Scratch, everyone knows
weddings are all about the parents.
‐Guys! There's a two‐headed bird ‐[spits]
in the backyard and it's fighting with itself!
‐[wedding march plays] ‐Ah, surprise!
Happy Wedding Day! Also, I made up the bird thing.
Wedding?
Aw, I wanted a two‐headed bird fight.
Molly, who's getting married?
You and Dad! This is the wedding that
Grandma Nin has always wanted for you!
Ooh, exciting!
If this is what will finally make you happy,
then Pete, we're getting hitched!
Ah, that takes me back.
[clangs]
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
to join this Mom and this Dad with this Mong Kol,
as a symbol of their undying love times infinity.
If there's anyone that objects, keep it to yourselves.
Dad, please present the Sin Sod.
I ask for your daughter's hand in marriage
by presenting you with this gift.
There're a lot of pennies in here.
Yeah, I only found out about this five minutes ago.
Is that what you're wearing to your wedding?
It was a surprise wedding!
And you don't have much room to talk.
‐Speed it up, Mol! ‐Moving on super‐super quickly
to the Sang Rot Naam!
Be still! And sit up straight! You're only half‐blessed.
This is why Pete and I eloped!
‐[clangs] ‐[squelches]
‐[bonks] ‐[creaks]
‐[screams] ‐[shatters]
Ah! Nin! I'm coming for you!
[all grunting, shrieking]
‐[cow bell clangs] ‐[cow moos]
[Mom] Mom, stop stepping on me!
You stop stepping on me!
Oh, right, because everything I do is wrong!
Ah! I thought I'd lost you and your sweet treats forever.
You have. I'm going home. This visit was a mistake!
Finally! Something we can agree on!
Oh, no! Molly! Molly, the family's falling apart!
And it's all happening so fast!
That's it! No one is leaving this wedding
‐[shrieks] ‐until you two hash it out!
‐What? ‐I know, deep down,
you two still love each other.
We threw this whole wedding so Grandma would get over
the fact that you and Dad eloped!
Eloped? No, Molly, you've got it all wrong.
Grandma Nin doesn't care about that.
She's upset that I didn't finish my law degree
and studied art instead.
Ohh!
No, you've got it wrong, Sharon.
I'm upset because you gave up on your art.
Ohh!
I worked hard so you could follow your dream.
You are talented, tii rák.
You always have been.
So stop selling pork and get back to your art.
Oh, Mom. There is no pork.
But I get what you're saying. And thank you.
Now, hug it out and seal the deal!
I'm not leaving anything to chance!
All right, come again soon!
And you know, if you can't, send snacks!
Thank you, Nin, for the durian. It was fantastic.
I enjoyed every last bite.
[Nin] Then, here! Enjoy!
[shudders]
Almost forgot! A gift for you, Sharon.
Bye, Mom!
[engine revs]
‐Bye, Nin! ‐Bye, Grandma Nin!
What is it, Mom?
A reminder.
[Scratch] The post office has flat rate boxes!
You can ship anything‐‐
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee! ♪