Muah-hah-ha-ha!
-♪ Can't believe you're All mine ♪ -Uh, what?
-♪ You and me for all time ♪ -Ugh!
-♪ I'm never, ever, Ever gonna be alone again! ♪ -Oh, boy!
-♪ The dream team You and me ♪ - For all eternity?!
♪ For all eternity! ♪
♪ It's the ghost It's a ghost ♪
♪ And Molly McGee ♪
♪ I've been cursed It's the worst! ♪
♪ Now you're stuck With me! ♪
♪ We're never Gonna be apart ♪
♪ Is there a way To hit restart? ♪
- Nope! -♪ We're the ghost Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
- That's me! - Well, that's she .
♪ The Ghost And Molly McGee! ♪
♪ Oh, it's the McGee's Cleaning song ♪
♪ Everybody sing along ♪
♪ The house is really dirty ♪
[Mom and Dad] ♪ So today we're intervening ♪
-♪ By cleaning ♪ -[all] The basement!
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You've already ruined the rest of my house,
now you want to ruin my precious basement, too?!
Scratch, if you love the basement so much,
why don't you live down there?
Uh, ew, no. Moldy.
I'm upset by the principle of the thing.
How would you like it if I messed with your things?
[loud bang]
I understand why you think I did that, but I didn't.
-[cars honking] -[grunting]
I really hope we can afford these repairs.
[grunts] Our finances are... tight.
Don't worry, Mom. I have a no-risk business investment!
Full disclosure, it requires access to crypto currency,
frequent travel to Sweden, and, uh, a stomach for danger.
Not falling for that. Again.
Since our whole family uses the van,
we should all pitch in.
I will forgo my allowance.
-Darryl will, too. -What?!
You can't forgo for me!
No forgoing! Kids, keep your allowances.
It's probably just a small teeny-tiny problem
that won't cost much money to fix.
It's a huge problem.
It's gonna cost a lot of money to fix.
[bell chimes]
I don't suppose you take
an old Sub Shack punch card?
It's got a free BLT!
Eh-eh.
Uh, spitballing here,
Are we sure we even need a van?
We could all just stay at home, going absolutely nowhere
with our lives. Fovever!
Doesn't that sound fun, kids? Help.
With all the moving costs, utility bills,
credit card debt,
and now we have another mouth to feed...
I'm a growing ghoul!
It's been a tough year
for the McGee family savings account.
May it rest in peace.
A-are we gonna be okay?
Don't worry. McGees always make it work.
And now that we're settled down in our forever home,
it makes sense to have a second income.
That's right... Mama's gettin' a job!
That was also not me.
Why do we live so far away?!
[gasps] I should be a meter maid.
Then I'd get paid to tell people they're bad parkers!
You know I'd love that...
Yeah, personally, I see you as a brain surgeon.
Although that's not really a "starting today" thing.
I'm telling you, Mom, reconsider nuisance lawsuits.
I know a lawyer named Ramón who is not encumbered
with so-called "ethics."
[whistles]
Diner. Help wanted sign. Bang. Solved it.
Like always, Scratch is the hero.
Go cook.
I worked in my parents' restaurant growing up,
and that was enough kitchen work for a lifetime.
Never say "go cook" again!
[Scratch shrieks]
This morning I caught her glaring at the stove.
[growls]
Whoa. You were not kidding.
-[groans] -Well, it's still cleaning day.
Pete, you and the boys go ahead and start in on the basement.
-Aww... -What do you mean "boys"? [grunts]
[unenthusiastic] ♪ It's the McGee's Cleaning song ♪
♪ Hope it doesn't Take too long ♪
Don't worry. I'll take care of the van situation.
I have no idea how to take care of this van situation!
-Okay... -Where do you even find jobs anymore?
-Well, we could look at-- -The newspaper?
-Do they even make newspapers anymore? -Oh, Mom. Mom!
-[groans] -I don't know! Okay?
But they make apps. They make apps.
[Mom] Huh. Gig... Pig.
[Molly] It's for odd jobs.
Someone needs a job done, you do it, you get paid, Mama.
Quick cash, just what we need!
-Good thinking! -[app oinks]
Ooh! That was fast!
Looks like I've got my first job.
I'm gonna come with! This is a family problem,
and if you're doing your part, then I'll do mine, too!
What's the gig?
Handing out free food.
[clatter]
Okay, fine! I'll come!
[rock music plays]
Where do we start?
Whoa! That's the biggest centipede I've ever seen.
They say if you see one centipede,
there's a thousand more you can't see.
I think that's cockroaches...
[Darryl] Nope. Centipedes, too!
[Dad screams] Clear them out!
Free protein bars!
I scream, you scream, we all scream for protein!
Mmm. [gags]
Gah! You know, I eat food right out of the garbage.
But this... this is garbage.
Protein bar? Protein bar?
Oh, I see you already have one.
Please, tell me, did we make enough money yet?
-Uh... -[chimes and oinks]
Not yet. But we have a new job!
Thank heavens!
I gotta cleanse my palate. [slurps]
You don't belong here! Ahh! Ahh!
Be gone, you foul beasts!
[gasps]
Dad, I think I found something!
-Hopefully not more centipedes. -Even better!
A tiny mysterious old-timey door!
Can we open it?!
Darryl, I'm not exaggerating
when I say I've been waiting my entire life
for a moment like this.
100 P, we are opening it!
[screams]
Come on, dogs!
You walk, you poop, you pay us.
I thought we had a deal!
Huh?
[growling]
Wait, can dogs see me?
-[barking] -I don't like it. Make them stop!
-[screaming] -Mom!
Ahh!
[grunt]
Ahh!
[shouting]
Ahh!
Come on, door! [groans]
Please open!
And please have something cool inside!
I bet it's a secret vault
where an old gangster stored all his loot!
[Dad] Forget fixing the van,
we'll be able to buy a new one!
Maybe one that's electric,
and drives itself, and has a cupholder--
No, two cupholders!
No. There's only one explanation
for where all these centipedes came from.
That door obviously leads to another world!
A Centipede World...
[Darryl] There's a centipede mayor...
and a centipede school.
A centipede shoe store, a centipede florist.
Maybe a centipede jail filled
with super-buff centipede convicts!
Every day is leg day!
[Darryl] We'll charge admission and make millions!
Love it. Counterpoint--
I don't think Centipede World is real.
Remember when you didn't think ghosts were real?
Mm. Um...
Okay, you raise a good point.
Either way, we need to know!
We need to know.
[Scratch] Buffalo can also see me! Ahh!
Okay, next task: Shovel buffalo patties.
What are buffalo--? Ugh.
[gag]
-[Scratch yells] -[buffalo bellows]
Do we have enough money to pay for the van repairs yet?
[chimes and oinks]
Not nearly enough.
Mom, it's not enough...yet!
Let's get Giggin', piggins!
[oinking dance beat]
♪ She's gonna Make that cash ♪
♪ You got a family To feed ♪
♪ Doing everything she can ♪
♪ To make ends meet ♪
♪ She's giggin' Giggin' giggin' ♪
♪ Giggin' for a livin' ♪
♪ She'll give your Poodle a bath ♪
♪ Give your schnauzer A shower ♪
♪ She can steam clean Your jeans ♪
♪ If you pay by the hour ♪
♪ She's plugged in ♪
♪ Giggin' for a livin' ♪
Let's do this.
♪ She'll cater your Luncheon eskimo pool ♪
♪ A centipede world Would be so cool ♪
♪ So many handcuffs ♪
♪ Every gig Something new ♪
♪ Ride or die for a Five-star review ♪
♪ She's workin' hard Workin' hard ♪
♪ She's on a roll Roll ♪
♪ Up to her elbows In toxic mold! ♪
Wait, what?
♪ She's giggin' ♪
Did she say "toxic mold"?
♪ She's giggin' ♪
[Scratch] Leave me alone!
♪ She's giggin' Giggin' giggin' ♪
♪ She's giggin' for a livin' ♪
Do we need to go see a doctor?
♪ You'll be fine! ♪
[oinks]
Dad, no matter what's behind this door,
I will remember this moment forever.
Me, too. This is the moment
when you and I, father and son,
worked together to unravel a mystery
beyond all imagination
and save this family from financial ruin.
[engine chugs]
Come on, Centipede World!
[sighs]
Every... thing... hurts.
At least you weren't viciously attacked by wild hounds!
And look at my little puny bit.
Now it looks like old gum!
-[barking] -Ahh!
How are we doing, Mom?
We gotta be close to our goal by now.
[triumphant chime]
-We did it! We actually did it! -We did it?
[laughter]
See? When we come together as a family,
there's nothing we can't accomplish!
Yeah, Mom and the McGees are unstoppable!
[phone rings]
Pete, honey! Great news. We just--
-[toilet flushing sound] -What?
[Dad] Yeah, craziest thing.
We were just down here cleaning, and only cleaning,
and suddenly, boom! So...
we're gonna need a new hot water heater.
Hello? H-honey?
...And she hung up.
Though Mom can never know the truth,
and though it'll cost us hundreds of dollars to fix...
can you really put a price on the bond
between a father and his son?
No, son. No, you can't.
[screams]
[sighs] We fix one problem, another one crops up.
I'm sorry, Mom.
Being a grown up must be hard.
But I'm proud of you!
Sure there was hard work and silly costumes,
and multiple sizes of poop,
but you gave it your all to make us some money!
And that's awesome!
Aww, look at you.
always finding the silver lining.
You know, I liked getting out there, too.
Trying jobs I'd never heard of.
I should keep being a Gig-Pig!
Our family clearly needs the cash.
-[oinking chime] -Perfect timing!
Let's see the job.
"Help me."
[dogs barking]
Ahh!
-We should help him. -Yeah.
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
You know what I love most about McGee Family Movie Night?
Recreating the theater experience!
[phone rings]
Uh, Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to turn that off.
See? Movie magic.
And just like the movies,
I snuck in my own snacks!
Good news!
Scratch and I found the scariest movie ever!
It has a ghost! And there's nothing scarier than ghosts!
Especially when they chew with their mouths open.
I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks...
I can't wait! Hit play!
-Muah-ha-ha-ha! -[woman screams]
-[snoring] -That wasn't even scary!
Too many talking heads, not enough severed heads!
Yeah, and those ghost stereotypes?
Answer me this, Molly, do I talk like this all the time?
[scary voice] Get out of the house!
-Sometimes you do. -Eh, that's just for effect, but--
We could probably make a better movie ourselves.
[gasps] That is a great idea!
Let's make a horror movie!
I mean, we've got a real ghost!
I'll do it! And it'll be the performance
of an after-lifetime!
I will direct, obviously.
Libby can write the script.
And Darryl, you can film it on your phone.
I didn't get the phone with six cameras for no reason!
Let's make some movie magic!
Are we sure Libby's not a ghost?
Because her script is spooky accurate.
-Uh-huh. Put this on. -Ugh. So degrading.
-Great work, Libby! -Ahh!
Your script's great, the set's even better.
Now, try on your costume.
But that's for Angela.
Yes, and who better to bring Angela to life than you,
the writer who created her! Right?
Also, you're the only person available.
Oh, no, no, no. Molly--
the very thought of people watching me...
on screen... in HD...
makes me... [gags]
Ah, you'll be fine.
Molly, where do you want the blood?
Okay, um... don't--don't really need blood
in a ghost movie.
You know what? I'll surprise you.
[sighs] Boo.
Who's playing the ghost?
Oh! Him?
That's... our Canadian cousin Carl.
Yeah, I'm the ghost.
-Eh? -He's visiting.
Okay, gather around, crew! Gather around!
[clears throat] We are here for one reason
and one reason only:
to make the scariest ghost movie ever!
Sure, we're just kids with a camera phone
and cardboard props,
but we've got something Hollywood doesn't!
We've got...
to be home for dinner! So let's get shooting!
[orchestral intro music]
Boo.
♪ The camera's rolling ♪
♪ And the lights are lit ♪
♪ That's as close to in focus as they're gonna get ♪
♪ They're a non-union crew ♪
♪ They don't know what They're doing ♪
♪ But they're gonna make movie magic ♪
♪ They perform Their own stunts ♪
Whoa! Oof!
♪ Unintended scene With a skunk ♪
♪ He's Acting Skunk ♪
-♪ And emotions explored ♪ -[screams]
♪ And just two shots to go ♪
♪ When they realize till now They've been on selfie-mode ♪
[cringes] My bad.
♪ If someone's fielding A grounder ♪
♪ Then just shoot Around her ♪
♪ There's no time to waste ♪
-Action! -♪ Take after take ♪
Line?
♪ They're gonna make Movie mag-- ♪
You're out!
No, seriously. We're trying to play a game here.
Get out.
Making movies is hard.
I barely got to use my fake blood!
Listen up, Fandreas:
Warm winds are blowing this spring,
that's why I stay cool with--
Whoa! Someone call the police!
There's a fashion crime in progress.
[laughter]
We're making a ghost movie, Andrea.
Shut up!
I love horror movies!
Totally unrelated, did you know
that I'm a professional actress? See?
Um, uh, we all know where this is going, right?
♪ For the best in clothing beauty and sports ♪
♪ Spend your money at Davenport's! ♪
She wants to star in our movie.
I just had a crazy thought.
Andrea Davenport... in our movie?
-[gasps] Molly McGee! You read my mind! -Oof.
Meet at the store warehouse tomorrow morning.
It's where we shoot our commercials
so we've got all the sets and equipment we need.
-What? -We're gonna make the best movie ever!
'Kay, love you! Bye!
[imitating Andrea] I told you...
I don't want to say but, you know,
I was kind of expecting a little more...
Whoa!
Now this is the star treatment I deserve!
I call this my floor-gasbord.
Okay, everybody, I-- It's all very impressive
but don't be distracted by the razzle-dazzle.
Okay? We just gotta focus on our goal and...
[gasps]
Sweet baby corn, that chair has my name on it!
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
Second is the Grand Canyon.
Third is a baby deer learning to stand.
Are these tombstones real?
Ah! They don't even fall down!
Can you believe this, Libby? Our vision is coming to life!
Yeah, so about that?
-Andrea had a few notes on my script. -Okay.
-"The lead character should be more relatable..." -Why not?
-"Aspirational" -Sounds good.
"Beautiful, but not know how beautiful she is..."
Is that... a thing?
Oh. "And also, her name should be Andrea."
Okay...
But who cares what the main character's called,
as long as the movie's great!
Plus, now you don't have to be on camera!
Eh, that's true.
See? It all works out for the best.
[bell rings]
Like a glove. Action!
About to shoot my very first feature!
Thanks to all my followers for believing in me.
This is for you, "Fandreas"!
Uh, Andrea, I said "Action." You know?
[thunder crashes]
Maybe I shouldn't have taken this shortcut
through the scary woods!
Cue the ghost!
-[inhales] Line?
-[Molly] Boo. -Right. Boo!
Oh, no!
The hitchhiker's ghost is coming to eat my soul!
Thank goodness I'm wearing
Swedish memory foam running shoes!
Available now at Davenport's Department store!
[Molly] Okay, that's a cut.
[bell rings]
Come on! That was my best stuff!
That was great Andrea, um,
but how about we stick to the script?
Sorry, I just knew it was a natural spot
for product placement.
Okay, I hear you, but, um...
Maybe we-- we don't do product placement?
I mean you're the director,
but it is how we're paying for everything.
Oh.
Like this portable waffle-iron for that on-the-go
breakfast-lover hard-pressed for time!
I got one of those.
Ahh! How do you work this thing?!
I got this. Gerard!
Gerard does all our commercials.
He can work the camera and he knows my good side.
Spoiler: it's both!
You're replacing me? She can't do that!
Well, you can still do the behind-the-scenes footage.
Can't wait to capture how this all falls apart.
Oh, I know how it hurts to fire family,
but like my daddy says, it gets easier every time.
-What? -What's important is we do whatever it takes
-to realize my vision. -You mean my vision.
Yeah, that's what I said. My vision.
All right, Gerard, I'm ready for my close-up!
Look, Andrea, we need to talk about--
-One second. Libbs! -Yeah, coming.
Um, did you read my latest script?
I addressed all your notes.
And I super appreciate you staying up all night,
but we decided to go in a bold, new direction...
Ghost. Romance. Gho-mance.
But that's not even scary!
I mean, do ghosts have to be scary?
Why can't they be cute and cuddly?
Because ghosts aren't cuddly!
They're sick and twisted and sometimes a little gassy!
Especially after eating all the craft services.
[farts]
-Molly, do something! -Okay.
She's ruining our movie!
Andrea, the whole point was to make a horror movie.
Yes! The horror comes from the ghost spending
an eternity having never found true love!
That's it. Let's see how fast she can run in those Swedish shoes!
Look, I know this isn't the movie we set out to make,
but just think about how much better it is
with all this fancy equipment!
You have sold us out to corporate sponsors for what?
A chair with your name on it?
Leave the chair out of this!
Things may have gotten a little out of control,
but as long as I'm the director,
it's still our movie!
Molly, I'd like you to meet a family friend,
visionary director: Greta Gerwig!
Hi. I'm Greta Gerwig.
With Greta Gerwig attached, we'll have no problem
getting international distribution!
My chair, my beautiful chair!
[bell rings]
Ah, like a glove...
Picture's up! Cameras are rolling!
Ghosts are cuddly! And action!
[soft music plays]
So, is this still "our movie"?
No, Scratch. It isn't...
In fact, I think it's time to show Andrea
just how scary ghosts can be.
Yes!
It's the role I've been dying to play!
Gerard!
We're not doing "scary" anymore.
[Scratch] Boo!
♪ No one makes my heart Dance like you do ♪
♪ Nothing less than A death do us part ♪
Ahh!
♪ Never have I Ever felt such boo-whoo! ♪
♪ Boom ba da boom ba da boom ♪
♪ Oh! ♪
[screams]
♪ We'll look into your eyes ♪
♪ I'm paralyzed ♪
♪ So don't you go ♪
♪ I need to Don't you know ♪
-Outta my way, Greta Gerwig! - [grunts]
My life's more important than yours!
[clamoring]
♪ There goes my... ♪
[sighs] I'm sorry, guys.
Now we've got nothing to show for movie night.
[chuckles] We've got this...
[Angela screams]
I might have an idea...
[Molly] The Haunting of... The Haunting of Brighton!
Gerard! We're not doing scary anymore!
-[roars] -Ahhh!
Ahhhh!
Wow! Carl really committed to his performance!
You can't even see the wires!
Uh, wait... There aren't any wires...
-Carl, how did you- -Uh, look! Your name!
-It's in the credits! [chuckles] -Eeee!
I'm a real writer now!
[all sigh]
[farts]
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee! ♪
[closing theme plays]