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Muah-hah-ha-ha!
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-♪ Can't believe you're
All mine ♪
-Uh, what?
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-♪ You and me for all time ♪
-Ugh!
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-♪ I'm never, ever,
Ever gonna be alone again! ♪
-Oh, boy!
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-♪ The dream team
You and me ♪
- For all eternity?!
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♪ For all eternity! ♪
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♪ It's the ghost
It's a ghost ♪
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♪ And Molly McGee ♪
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♪ I've been cursed
It's the worst! ♪
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♪ Now you're stuck
With me! ♪
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♪ We're never
Gonna be apart ♪
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♪ Is there a way
To hit restart? ♪
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- Nope!
-♪ We're the ghost
Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
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- That's me!
- Well, that's she .
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♪ The Ghost
And Molly McGee! ♪
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♪ Oh, it's the McGee's
Cleaning song ♪
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♪ Everybody sing along ♪
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♪ The house is really dirty ♪
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[Mom and Dad]
♪ So today we're intervening ♪
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-♪ By cleaning ♪
-[all] The basement!
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You've already ruined
the rest of my house,
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now you want to ruin
my precious basement, too?!
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Scratch, if you love
the basement so much,
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why don't you live down there?
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Uh, ew, no. Moldy.
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I'm upset by
the principle of the thing.
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How would you like it
if I messed with your things?
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[loud bang]
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I understand why you
think I did that, but I didn't.
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-[cars honking]
-[grunting]
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I really hope we can
afford these repairs.
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[grunts] Our finances
are... tight.
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Don't worry, Mom.
I have a no-risk
business investment!
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Full disclosure, it requires
access to crypto currency,
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frequent travel to Sweden,
and, uh, a stomach for danger.
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Not falling for that.
Again.
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Since our whole family
uses the van,
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we should all pitch in.
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I will forgo my allowance.
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-Darryl will, too.
-What?!
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You can't forgo for me!
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No forgoing!
Kids, keep your allowances.
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It's probably just
a small teeny-tiny problem
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that won't cost
much money to fix.
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It's a huge problem.
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It's gonna cost
a lot of money to fix.
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[bell chimes]
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I don't suppose you take
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an old Sub Shack punch card?
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It's got a free BLT!
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Eh-eh.
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Uh, spitballing here,
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Are we sure we even
need a van?
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We could all just stay at home,
going absolutely nowhere
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with our lives. Fovever!
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Doesn't that sound fun, kids?
Help.
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With all the moving costs,
utility bills,
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credit card debt,
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and now we have
another mouth to feed...
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I'm a growing ghoul!
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It's been a tough year
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for the McGee family
savings account.
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May it rest in peace.
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A-are we gonna be okay?
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Don't worry.
McGees always make it work.
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And now that we're settled down
in our forever home,
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it makes sense to have
a second income.
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That's right...
Mama's gettin' a job!
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That was also not me.
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Why do we live so far away?!
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[gasps]
I should be a meter maid.
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Then I'd get paid to tell
people they're bad parkers!
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You know I'd love that...
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Yeah, personally,
I see you as a brain surgeon.
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Although that's not really
a "starting today" thing.
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I'm telling you, Mom,
reconsider nuisance lawsuits.
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I know a lawyer named Ramón
who is not encumbered
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with so-called "ethics."
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[whistles]
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Diner. Help wanted sign.
Bang. Solved it.
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Like always,
Scratch is the hero.
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Go cook.
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I worked in my parents'
restaurant growing up,
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and that was enough
kitchen work for a lifetime.
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Never say "go cook" again!
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[Scratch shrieks]
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This morning I caught her
glaring at the stove.
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[growls]
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Whoa. You were not kidding.
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-[groans]
-Well, it's still cleaning day.
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Pete, you and the boys go ahead
and start in on the basement.
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-Aww...
-What do you mean "boys"?
[grunts]
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[unenthusiastic]
♪ It's the McGee's
Cleaning song ♪
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♪ Hope it doesn't
Take too long ♪
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Don't worry. I'll take care
of the van situation.
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I have no idea how to take care
of this van situation!
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-Okay...
-Where do you even
find jobs anymore?
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-Well, we could look at--
-The newspaper?
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-Do they even make
newspapers anymore?
-Oh, Mom. Mom!
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-[groans]
-I don't know! Okay?
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But they make apps.
They make apps.
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[Mom] Huh. Gig... Pig.
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[Molly] It's for odd jobs.
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Someone needs a job done,
you do it, you get paid, Mama.
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Quick cash,
just what we need!
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-Good thinking!
-[app oinks]
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Ooh! That was fast!
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Looks like I've got
my first job.
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I'm gonna come with!
This is a family problem,
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and if you're doing your part,
then I'll do mine, too!
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What's the gig?
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Handing out free food.
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[clatter]
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Okay, fine! I'll come!
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[rock music plays]
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Where do we start?
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Whoa! That's the biggest
centipede I've ever seen.
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They say if you see
one centipede,
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there's a thousand more
you can't see.
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I think that's cockroaches...
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[Darryl]
Nope. Centipedes, too!
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[Dad screams]
Clear them out!
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Free protein bars!
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I scream, you scream,
we all scream for protein!
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Mmm. [gags]
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Gah! You know, I eat food
right out of the garbage.
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But this...
this is garbage.
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Protein bar? Protein bar?
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Oh, I see you already have one.
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Please, tell me,
did we make enough money yet?
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-Uh...
-[chimes and oinks]
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Not yet.
But we have a new job!
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Thank heavens!
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I gotta cleanse my palate.
[slurps]
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You don't belong here!
Ahh! Ahh!
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Be gone, you foul beasts!
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[gasps]
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Dad, I think I found something!
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-Hopefully not more centipedes.
-Even better!
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A tiny mysterious
old-timey door!
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Can we open it?!
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Darryl, I'm not exaggerating
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when I say I've been
waiting my entire life
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for a moment like this.
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100 P, we are opening it!
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[screams]
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Come on, dogs!
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You walk, you poop,
you pay us.
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I thought we had a deal!
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Huh?
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[growling]
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Wait, can dogs see me?
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-[barking]
-I don't like it.
Make them stop!
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-[screaming]
-Mom!
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Ahh!
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[grunt]
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Ahh!
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[shouting]
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Ahh!
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Come on, door!
[groans]
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Please open!
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And please have
something cool inside!
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I bet it's a secret vault
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where an old gangster
stored all his loot!
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[Dad] Forget fixing the van,
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we'll be able to buy
a new one!
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Maybe one that's electric,
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and drives itself,
and has a cupholder--
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No, two cupholders!
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No. There's only
one explanation
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for where all these
centipedes came from.
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That door obviously
leads to another world!
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A Centipede World...
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[Darryl]
There's a centipede mayor...
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and a centipede school.
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A centipede shoe store,
a centipede florist.
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Maybe a centipede jail filled
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with super-buff
centipede convicts!
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Every day is leg day!
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[Darryl] We'll charge admission
and make millions!
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Love it. Counterpoint--
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I don't think
Centipede World is real.
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Remember when you didn't think
ghosts were real?
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Mm. Um...
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Okay, you raise
a good point.
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Either way, we need to know!
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We need to know.
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[Scratch]
Buffalo can also see me! Ahh!
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Okay, next task:
Shovel buffalo patties.
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What are buffalo--?
Ugh.
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[gag]
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-[Scratch yells]
-[buffalo bellows]
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Do we have enough money
to pay for the van repairs yet?
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[chimes and oinks]
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Not nearly enough.
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Mom, it's not enough...yet!
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Let's get Giggin', piggins!
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[oinking dance beat]
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♪ She's gonna
Make that cash ♪
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♪ You got a family
To feed ♪
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♪ Doing everything she can ♪
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♪ To make ends meet ♪
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♪ She's giggin'
Giggin' giggin' ♪
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♪ Giggin' for a livin' ♪
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♪ She'll give your
Poodle a bath ♪
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♪ Give your schnauzer
A shower ♪
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♪ She can steam clean
Your jeans ♪
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♪ If you pay by the hour ♪
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♪ She's plugged in ♪
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♪ Giggin' for a livin' ♪
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Let's do this.
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♪ She'll cater your
Luncheon eskimo pool ♪
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♪ A centipede world
Would be so cool ♪
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♪ So many handcuffs ♪
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♪ Every gig
Something new ♪
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♪ Ride or die for a
Five-star review ♪
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♪ She's workin' hard
Workin' hard ♪
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♪ She's on a roll
Roll ♪
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♪ Up to her elbows
In toxic mold! ♪
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Wait, what?
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♪ She's giggin' ♪
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Did she say "toxic mold"?
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♪ She's giggin' ♪
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[Scratch] Leave me alone!
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♪ She's giggin'
Giggin' giggin' ♪
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♪ She's giggin'
for a livin' ♪
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Do we need to go see a doctor?
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♪ You'll be fine! ♪
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[oinks]
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Dad, no matter what's
behind this door,
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I will remember
this moment forever.
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Me, too.
This is the moment
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when you and I,
father and son,
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worked together
to unravel a mystery
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beyond all imagination
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and save this family
from financial ruin.
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[engine chugs]
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Come on, Centipede World!
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[sighs]
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Every... thing... hurts.
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At least you weren't viciously
attacked by wild hounds!
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And look at
my little puny bit.
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Now it looks like
old gum!
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-[barking]
-Ahh!
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How are we doing, Mom?
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We gotta be close
to our goal by now.
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[triumphant chime]
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-We did it! We actually did it!
-We did it?
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[laughter]
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See? When we come together
as a family,
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there's nothing
we can't accomplish!
253
00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:07,163
Yeah, Mom and the McGees
are unstoppable!
254
00:10:07,163 --> 00:10:08,713
[phone rings]
255
00:10:08,713 --> 00:10:10,963
Pete, honey!
Great news. We just--
256
00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:15,293
-[toilet flushing sound]
-What?
257
00:10:15,293 --> 00:10:17,163
[Dad] Yeah, craziest thing.
258
00:10:17,163 --> 00:10:19,663
We were just down here
cleaning, and only cleaning,
259
00:10:19,663 --> 00:10:21,503
and suddenly, boom! So...
260
00:10:21,503 --> 00:10:23,583
we're gonna need
a new hot water heater.
261
00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:25,713
Hello? H-honey?
262
00:10:25,713 --> 00:10:27,503
...And she hung up.
263
00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:29,213
Though Mom can
never know the truth,
264
00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:31,543
and though it'll cost us
hundreds of dollars to fix...
265
00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:33,713
can you really put
a price on the bond
266
00:10:33,713 --> 00:10:35,213
between a father
and his son?
267
00:10:35,213 --> 00:10:36,923
No, son. No, you can't.
268
00:10:36,923 --> 00:10:38,123
[screams]
269
00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:41,423
[sighs] We fix one problem,
another one crops up.
270
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,043
I'm sorry, Mom.
271
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,833
Being a grown up
must be hard.
272
00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:46,623
But I'm proud of you!
273
00:10:46,623 --> 00:10:48,583
Sure there was hard work
and silly costumes,
274
00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:50,373
and multiple sizes
of poop,
275
00:10:50,373 --> 00:10:51,713
but you gave it your all
to make us some money!
276
00:10:51,713 --> 00:10:53,003
And that's awesome!
277
00:10:53,003 --> 00:10:54,543
Aww, look at you.
278
00:10:54,543 --> 00:10:56,583
always finding
the silver lining.
279
00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:59,123
You know, I liked
getting out there, too.
280
00:10:59,123 --> 00:11:01,083
Trying jobs I'd never heard of.
281
00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:03,123
I should keep
being a Gig-Pig!
282
00:11:03,123 --> 00:11:04,373
Our family clearly
needs the cash.
283
00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:06,253
-[oinking chime]
-Perfect timing!
284
00:11:06,253 --> 00:11:07,623
Let's see the job.
285
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,043
"Help me."
286
00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:11,713
[dogs barking]
287
00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:14,663
Ahh!
288
00:11:14,663 --> 00:11:16,833
-We should help him.
-Yeah.
289
00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:19,423
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
290
00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:28,503
You know what I love most
about McGee Family Movie Night?
291
00:11:28,503 --> 00:11:30,253
Recreating
the theater experience!
292
00:11:30,253 --> 00:11:31,793
[phone rings]
293
00:11:32,923 --> 00:11:34,873
Uh, Sir, I'm gonna have to
ask you to turn that off.
294
00:11:34,873 --> 00:11:37,373
See? Movie magic.
295
00:11:37,373 --> 00:11:39,123
And just like the movies,
296
00:11:41,043 --> 00:11:43,293
I snuck in my own snacks!
297
00:11:43,293 --> 00:11:44,423
Good news!
298
00:11:45,003 --> 00:11:47,043
Scratch and I found
the scariest movie ever!
299
00:11:47,043 --> 00:11:50,423
It has a ghost! And there's
nothing scarier than ghosts!
300
00:11:51,663 --> 00:11:53,123
Especially when they chew
with their mouths open.
301
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:56,253
I'm gonna have
nightmares for weeks...
302
00:11:56,253 --> 00:11:57,583
I can't wait! Hit play!
303
00:11:58,163 --> 00:11:59,873
-Muah-ha-ha-ha!
-[woman screams]
304
00:12:00,293 --> 00:12:03,043
-[snoring]
-That wasn't even scary!
305
00:12:03,043 --> 00:12:05,253
Too many talking heads,
not enough severed heads!
306
00:12:05,253 --> 00:12:08,623
Yeah, and those
ghost stereotypes?
307
00:12:08,623 --> 00:12:11,003
Answer me this,
Molly, do I talk like
this all the time?
308
00:12:11,003 --> 00:12:13,583
[scary voice]
Get out of the house!
309
00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:15,583
-Sometimes you do.
-Eh, that's just for effect,
but--
310
00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:18,083
We could probably make
a better movie ourselves.
311
00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:20,623
[gasps]
That is a great idea!
312
00:12:20,623 --> 00:12:22,083
Let's make a horror movie!
313
00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:24,003
I mean, we've got a real ghost!
314
00:12:24,003 --> 00:12:25,873
I'll do it!
And it'll be the performance
315
00:12:25,873 --> 00:12:27,753
of an after-lifetime!
316
00:12:27,753 --> 00:12:29,213
I will direct, obviously.
317
00:12:29,213 --> 00:12:30,833
Libby can write the script.
318
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,963
And Darryl, you can film it
on your phone.
319
00:12:32,963 --> 00:12:36,213
I didn't get the phone
with six cameras for no reason!
320
00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,163
Let's make some movie magic!
321
00:12:40,003 --> 00:12:42,423
Are we sure Libby's
not a ghost?
322
00:12:42,423 --> 00:12:45,293
Because her script
is spooky accurate.
323
00:12:45,293 --> 00:12:48,253
-Uh-huh. Put this on.
-Ugh. So degrading.
324
00:12:48,253 --> 00:12:50,423
-Great work, Libby!
-Ahh!
325
00:12:50,423 --> 00:12:52,123
Your script's great,
the set's even better.
326
00:12:52,123 --> 00:12:53,923
Now, try on your costume.
327
00:12:53,923 --> 00:12:55,963
But that's for Angela.
328
00:12:55,963 --> 00:12:58,793
Yes, and who better to bring
Angela to life than you,
329
00:12:58,793 --> 00:13:01,753
the writer who created her!
Right?
330
00:13:01,753 --> 00:13:03,163
Also, you're the only
person available.
331
00:13:03,163 --> 00:13:04,753
Oh, no, no, no.
Molly--
332
00:13:04,753 --> 00:13:06,293
the very thought of
people watching me...
333
00:13:06,293 --> 00:13:08,963
on screen... in HD...
334
00:13:08,963 --> 00:13:10,463
makes me... [gags]
335
00:13:10,463 --> 00:13:12,083
Ah, you'll be fine.
336
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,873
Molly, where do you
want the blood?
337
00:13:13,873 --> 00:13:16,373
Okay, um... don't--don't
really need blood
338
00:13:16,373 --> 00:13:17,873
in a ghost movie.
339
00:13:17,873 --> 00:13:19,623
You know what?
I'll surprise you.
340
00:13:19,623 --> 00:13:21,503
[sighs] Boo.
341
00:13:21,503 --> 00:13:22,623
Who's playing the ghost?
342
00:13:22,623 --> 00:13:23,623
Oh! Him?
343
00:13:24,213 --> 00:13:26,963
That's... our
Canadian cousin Carl.
344
00:13:26,963 --> 00:13:28,373
Yeah, I'm the ghost.
345
00:13:28,873 --> 00:13:30,583
-Eh?
-He's visiting.
346
00:13:32,503 --> 00:13:34,503
Okay, gather around, crew!
Gather around!
347
00:13:34,503 --> 00:13:36,003
[clears throat]
We are here for one reason
348
00:13:36,003 --> 00:13:37,923
and one reason only:
349
00:13:37,923 --> 00:13:40,463
to make the scariest
ghost movie ever!
350
00:13:40,463 --> 00:13:41,833
Sure, we're just kids
with a camera phone
351
00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:43,543
and cardboard props,
352
00:13:43,543 --> 00:13:46,373
but we've got something
Hollywood doesn't!
353
00:13:46,373 --> 00:13:47,623
We've got...
354
00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:49,793
to be home for dinner!
So let's get shooting!
355
00:13:50,123 --> 00:13:53,663
[orchestral intro music]
356
00:13:53,663 --> 00:13:55,163
Boo.
357
00:13:55,163 --> 00:13:57,123
♪ The camera's rolling ♪
358
00:13:57,123 --> 00:13:59,423
♪ And the lights are lit ♪
359
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:03,713
♪ That's as close to in focus
as they're gonna get ♪
360
00:14:03,713 --> 00:14:06,163
♪ They're a non-union crew ♪
361
00:14:06,163 --> 00:14:08,623
♪ They don't know what
They're doing ♪
362
00:14:08,623 --> 00:14:11,753
♪ But they're gonna make
movie magic ♪
363
00:14:12,463 --> 00:14:14,543
♪ They perform
Their own stunts ♪
364
00:14:14,543 --> 00:14:16,423
Whoa! Oof!
365
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:19,293
♪ Unintended scene
With a skunk ♪
366
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:21,623
♪ He's Acting Skunk ♪
367
00:14:21,623 --> 00:14:23,833
-♪ And emotions explored ♪
-[screams]
368
00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:26,083
♪ And just two shots to go ♪
369
00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:30,373
♪ When they realize till now
They've been on selfie-mode ♪
370
00:14:30,373 --> 00:14:32,463
[cringes] My bad.
371
00:14:32,463 --> 00:14:34,793
♪ If someone's fielding
A grounder ♪
372
00:14:34,793 --> 00:14:37,213
♪ Then just shoot
Around her ♪
373
00:14:37,213 --> 00:14:39,163
♪ There's no time to waste ♪
374
00:14:39,163 --> 00:14:41,373
-Action!
-♪ Take after take ♪
375
00:14:41,373 --> 00:14:42,463
Line?
376
00:14:43,253 --> 00:14:44,583
♪ They're gonna make
Movie mag-- ♪
377
00:14:45,793 --> 00:14:47,663
You're out!
378
00:14:47,663 --> 00:14:49,503
No, seriously. We're trying to
play a game here.
379
00:14:49,503 --> 00:14:50,793
Get out.
380
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,833
Making movies is hard.
381
00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:55,543
I barely got to use
my fake blood!
382
00:14:55,543 --> 00:14:57,253
Listen up, Fandreas:
383
00:14:57,253 --> 00:14:58,583
Warm winds are
blowing this spring,
384
00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:00,123
that's why I stay cool with--
385
00:15:00,123 --> 00:15:02,163
Whoa!
Someone call the police!
386
00:15:02,163 --> 00:15:04,333
There's a fashion crime
in progress.
387
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,333
[laughter]
388
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,623
We're making
a ghost movie, Andrea.
389
00:15:08,623 --> 00:15:10,373
Shut up!
390
00:15:10,373 --> 00:15:12,043
I love horror movies!
391
00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:13,373
Totally unrelated,
did you know
392
00:15:13,373 --> 00:15:15,623
that I'm a professional
actress? See?
393
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,503
Um, uh, we all know
where this is going, right?
394
00:15:18,923 --> 00:15:21,333
♪ For the best in clothing
beauty and sports ♪
395
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:24,253
♪ Spend your money
at Davenport's! ♪
396
00:15:24,253 --> 00:15:27,623
She wants to star
in our movie.
397
00:15:27,623 --> 00:15:28,873
I just had a crazy thought.
398
00:15:28,873 --> 00:15:31,373
Andrea Davenport...
in our movie?
399
00:15:31,373 --> 00:15:35,043
-[gasps] Molly McGee!
You read my mind!
-Oof.
400
00:15:35,043 --> 00:15:36,753
Meet at the store warehouse
tomorrow morning.
401
00:15:36,753 --> 00:15:38,373
It's where we shoot
our commercials
402
00:15:38,373 --> 00:15:40,333
so we've got all the sets
and equipment we need.
403
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:41,833
-What?
-We're gonna make
the best movie ever!
404
00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:43,583
'Kay, love you! Bye!
405
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:44,623
[imitating Andrea]
I told you...
406
00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:47,963
I don't want to say but,
you know,
407
00:15:47,963 --> 00:15:50,833
I was kind of expecting
a little more...
408
00:15:50,833 --> 00:15:52,463
Whoa!
409
00:15:52,463 --> 00:15:55,163
Now this is the star treatment
I deserve!
410
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,333
I call this my floor-gasbord.
411
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,423
Okay, everybody, I--
It's all very impressive
412
00:16:02,423 --> 00:16:05,163
but don't be distracted
by the razzle-dazzle.
413
00:16:05,163 --> 00:16:07,373
Okay? We just gotta
focus on our goal and...
414
00:16:07,373 --> 00:16:09,213
[gasps]
415
00:16:09,213 --> 00:16:12,003
Sweet baby corn,
that chair has my name on it!
416
00:16:12,003 --> 00:16:13,543
This is the most beautiful
thing I have ever seen.
417
00:16:13,543 --> 00:16:15,123
Second is the Grand Canyon.
418
00:16:15,123 --> 00:16:16,043
Third is a baby deer
learning to stand.
419
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,833
Are these tombstones real?
420
00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:20,043
Ah! They don't even fall down!
421
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:23,543
Can you believe this, Libby?
Our vision is coming to life!
422
00:16:23,543 --> 00:16:25,543
Yeah, so about that?
423
00:16:25,543 --> 00:16:27,663
-Andrea had a few notes
on my script.
-Okay.
424
00:16:27,663 --> 00:16:29,083
-"The lead character should be
more relatable..."
-Why not?
425
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,713
-"Aspirational"
-Sounds good.
426
00:16:30,713 --> 00:16:33,003
"Beautiful, but not know
how beautiful she is..."
427
00:16:33,003 --> 00:16:34,213
Is that... a thing?
428
00:16:34,663 --> 00:16:37,123
Oh. "And also, her name
should be Andrea."
429
00:16:37,123 --> 00:16:39,373
Okay...
430
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:40,873
But who cares what
the main character's called,
431
00:16:40,873 --> 00:16:42,253
as long as the movie's great!
432
00:16:42,253 --> 00:16:44,333
Plus, now you don't have
to be on camera!
433
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:46,083
Eh, that's true.
434
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,623
See? It all works out
for the best.
435
00:16:47,623 --> 00:16:49,503
[bell rings]
436
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,373
Like a glove. Action!
437
00:16:55,373 --> 00:16:57,163
About to shoot
my very first feature!
438
00:16:57,163 --> 00:16:58,963
Thanks to all my followers
for believing in me.
439
00:16:58,963 --> 00:17:01,003
This is for you, "Fandreas"!
440
00:17:01,003 --> 00:17:03,503
Uh, Andrea, I said "Action."
You know?
441
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,373
[thunder crashes]
442
00:17:07,373 --> 00:17:09,753
Maybe I shouldn't have
taken this shortcut
443
00:17:09,753 --> 00:17:11,833
through the scary woods!
444
00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:12,923
Cue the ghost!
445
00:17:13,753 --> 00:17:15,423
-[inhales] Line?
446
00:17:15,423 --> 00:17:17,923
-[Molly] Boo.
-Right. Boo!
447
00:17:17,923 --> 00:17:19,253
Oh, no!
448
00:17:19,543 --> 00:17:22,423
The hitchhiker's ghost
is coming to eat my soul!
449
00:17:22,423 --> 00:17:23,963
Thank goodness I'm wearing
450
00:17:23,963 --> 00:17:25,503
Swedish memory foam
running shoes!
451
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,623
Available now at Davenport's
Department store!
452
00:17:27,623 --> 00:17:28,713
[Molly] Okay, that's a cut.
453
00:17:28,713 --> 00:17:30,083
[bell rings]
454
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,663
Come on!
That was my best stuff!
455
00:17:31,663 --> 00:17:33,293
That was great Andrea, um,
456
00:17:33,293 --> 00:17:35,253
but how about we
stick to the script?
457
00:17:35,253 --> 00:17:37,163
Sorry, I just knew
it was a natural spot
458
00:17:37,163 --> 00:17:38,253
for product placement.
459
00:17:38,253 --> 00:17:40,423
Okay, I hear you, but, um...
460
00:17:40,423 --> 00:17:43,043
Maybe we-- we don't do
product placement?
461
00:17:43,043 --> 00:17:44,833
I mean you're the director,
462
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:46,663
but it is how we're
paying for everything.
463
00:17:48,423 --> 00:17:49,423
Oh.
464
00:17:50,253 --> 00:17:51,793
Like this portable waffle-iron
for that on-the-go
465
00:17:51,793 --> 00:17:53,503
breakfast-lover
hard-pressed for time!
466
00:17:53,503 --> 00:17:54,923
I got one of those.
467
00:17:54,923 --> 00:17:57,423
Ahh! How do you
work this thing?!
468
00:17:58,543 --> 00:18:00,423
I got this. Gerard!
469
00:18:00,423 --> 00:18:02,253
Gerard does
all our commercials.
470
00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:03,713
He can work the camera
and he knows my good side.
471
00:18:03,713 --> 00:18:05,043
Spoiler: it's both!
472
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:08,083
You're replacing me?
She can't do that!
473
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:11,043
Well, you can still do
the behind-the-scenes footage.
474
00:18:11,043 --> 00:18:14,213
Can't wait to capture
how this all falls apart.
475
00:18:14,213 --> 00:18:16,423
Oh, I know how
it hurts to fire family,
476
00:18:16,423 --> 00:18:19,753
but like my daddy says,
it gets easier every time.
477
00:18:19,753 --> 00:18:21,833
-What?
-What's important is
we do whatever it takes
478
00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:23,873
-to realize my vision.
-You mean my vision.
479
00:18:23,873 --> 00:18:25,623
Yeah, that's what I said.
My vision.
480
00:18:25,623 --> 00:18:28,083
All right, Gerard,
I'm ready for my close-up!
481
00:18:30,293 --> 00:18:32,503
Look, Andrea,
we need to talk about--
482
00:18:32,503 --> 00:18:35,123
-One second. Libbs!
-Yeah, coming.
483
00:18:35,123 --> 00:18:36,963
Um, did you read
my latest script?
484
00:18:36,963 --> 00:18:38,583
I addressed all your notes.
485
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:41,213
And I super appreciate
you staying up all night,
486
00:18:41,213 --> 00:18:43,123
but we decided to go in a bold,
new direction...
487
00:18:44,163 --> 00:18:46,753
Ghost. Romance.
Gho-mance.
488
00:18:46,753 --> 00:18:48,373
But that's not even scary!
489
00:18:48,373 --> 00:18:50,963
I mean, do ghosts
have to be scary?
490
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,663
Why can't they be
cute and cuddly?
491
00:18:52,963 --> 00:18:54,753
Because ghosts aren't cuddly!
492
00:18:54,753 --> 00:18:57,543
They're sick and twisted
and sometimes a little gassy!
493
00:18:57,543 --> 00:18:59,423
Especially after eating
all the craft services.
494
00:18:59,423 --> 00:19:00,663
[farts]
495
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,423
-Molly, do something!
-Okay.
496
00:19:03,423 --> 00:19:05,333
She's ruining our movie!
497
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:09,293
Andrea, the whole point
was to make a horror movie.
498
00:19:09,293 --> 00:19:12,213
Yes! The horror comes
from the ghost spending
499
00:19:12,213 --> 00:19:14,123
an eternity having
never found true love!
500
00:19:14,123 --> 00:19:17,213
That's it. Let's see
how fast she can run
in those Swedish shoes!
501
00:19:17,213 --> 00:19:19,373
Look, I know this isn't
the movie we set out to make,
502
00:19:19,373 --> 00:19:21,663
but just think about
how much better it is
503
00:19:21,663 --> 00:19:23,373
with all this fancy equipment!
504
00:19:23,373 --> 00:19:25,543
You have sold us out
to corporate sponsors for what?
505
00:19:25,543 --> 00:19:26,833
A chair with
your name on it?
506
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,663
Leave the chair out of this!
507
00:19:28,663 --> 00:19:30,833
Things may have gotten
a little out of control,
508
00:19:30,833 --> 00:19:32,663
but as long as
I'm the director,
509
00:19:32,663 --> 00:19:34,163
it's still our movie!
510
00:19:34,163 --> 00:19:35,923
Molly, I'd like you to meet
a family friend,
511
00:19:35,923 --> 00:19:37,833
visionary director:
Greta Gerwig!
512
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:39,713
Hi. I'm Greta Gerwig.
513
00:19:39,713 --> 00:19:41,963
With Greta Gerwig attached,
we'll have no problem
514
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,083
getting
international distribution!
515
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,663
My chair, my beautiful chair!
516
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,333
[bell rings]
517
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,373
Ah, like a glove...
518
00:19:50,373 --> 00:19:52,793
Picture's up!
Cameras are rolling!
519
00:19:52,793 --> 00:19:54,923
Ghosts are cuddly!
And action!
520
00:19:55,463 --> 00:19:57,543
[soft music plays]
521
00:20:08,293 --> 00:20:10,663
So, is this still "our movie"?
522
00:20:10,663 --> 00:20:13,123
No, Scratch. It isn't...
523
00:20:13,123 --> 00:20:16,003
In fact, I think it's time
to show Andrea
524
00:20:16,003 --> 00:20:18,253
just how scary
ghosts can be.
525
00:20:18,253 --> 00:20:19,793
Yes!
526
00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:21,833
It's the role
I've been dying to play!
527
00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:28,163
Gerard!
528
00:20:28,163 --> 00:20:29,923
We're not doing
"scary" anymore.
529
00:20:29,923 --> 00:20:31,793
[Scratch] Boo!
530
00:20:31,793 --> 00:20:34,373
♪ No one makes my heart
Dance like you do ♪
531
00:20:35,373 --> 00:20:38,253
♪ Nothing less than
A death do us part ♪
532
00:20:38,253 --> 00:20:40,423
Ahh!
533
00:20:40,423 --> 00:20:43,623
♪ Never have I
Ever felt such boo-whoo! ♪
534
00:20:43,623 --> 00:20:45,793
♪ Boom ba da boom
ba da boom ♪
535
00:20:45,793 --> 00:20:48,293
♪ Oh! ♪
536
00:20:48,293 --> 00:20:49,753
[screams]
537
00:20:53,423 --> 00:20:55,503
♪ We'll look into your eyes ♪
538
00:20:55,503 --> 00:20:58,623
♪ I'm paralyzed ♪
539
00:20:58,623 --> 00:21:00,163
♪ So don't you go ♪
540
00:21:00,163 --> 00:21:01,833
♪ I need to
Don't you know ♪
541
00:21:03,293 --> 00:21:04,873
-Outta my way, Greta Gerwig!
- [grunts]
542
00:21:04,873 --> 00:21:07,043
My life's more important
than yours!
543
00:21:07,043 --> 00:21:08,663
[clamoring]
544
00:21:08,663 --> 00:21:10,873
♪ There goes my... ♪
545
00:21:12,663 --> 00:21:14,623
[sighs] I'm sorry, guys.
546
00:21:14,623 --> 00:21:16,583
Now we've got nothing
to show for movie night.
547
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:19,373
[chuckles]
We've got this...
548
00:21:19,373 --> 00:21:21,503
[Angela screams]
549
00:21:21,503 --> 00:21:23,423
I might have an idea...
550
00:21:26,213 --> 00:21:29,253
[Molly] The Haunting of...
The Haunting of Brighton!
551
00:21:29,923 --> 00:21:32,583
Gerard! We're not doing
scary anymore!
552
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,003
-[roars]
-Ahhh!
553
00:21:36,423 --> 00:21:38,373
Ahhhh!
554
00:21:40,663 --> 00:21:43,423
Wow! Carl really committed
to his performance!
555
00:21:43,423 --> 00:21:45,253
You can't even see the wires!
556
00:21:45,253 --> 00:21:48,373
Uh, wait...
There aren't any wires...
557
00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:50,163
-Carl, how did you-
-Uh, look! Your name!
558
00:21:50,163 --> 00:21:52,163
-It's in the credits!
[chuckles]
-Eeee!
559
00:21:52,163 --> 00:21:55,543
I'm a real writer now!
560
00:21:55,543 --> 00:21:56,793
[all sigh]
561
00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:58,213
[farts]
562
00:21:58,213 --> 00:22:00,623
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee! ♪
563
00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:03,833
[closing theme plays]