[ethereal theme playing]
Chanelle, I know you're a big-city lawyer,
and I'm just a humble country doctor
genetically crossed with a pumpkin,
but I've got something big to say,
and I need to say it in the grandest possible way.
[Chanelle] Oh, Gourdon...
- [crying] - ...I do not object!
[sobs softly]
Ah, that was the best Country Pumpkin movie yet.
The trailer said this movie would give us "pumpkin" to talk about,
- and they did not oversell! - I know, right?
That was the exact embodiment of what love should be.
[sighs] Just like you and Ollie.
Is it? You know, the nature of your relationship
- has never been entirely clear. - Well, okay.
So we haven't technically defined the relationship yet.
But that changes tonight! At our bi-weekly
banana split get-together at Sam's Diner.
Sam has agreed to reserve the middle northwest booth,
situated at a 45-degree angle under the moon,
which, because of the time of year
and its current subtle gibbous
will highlight Ollie's swoopy bangs
and my great smile, ding,
for a perfect moment for me to ask Ollie
- if he officially wants to be boyfriend and girlfriend! - [Libby] Wait, that's it?
No offense, but this is about solidifying, Molly.
It should be a grand gesture.
But I don't have the time, or, frankly,
the agricultural skills to grow a whole field of corn
into a specific message!
But you do have a best friend
who dabbles in the art of romantic overtures.
I certainly do, thank you, Libby, and that's why I'm here.
I'm gonna have Libby be my assistant.
- We'll help you out with this. - Aw, you guys!
Ooh, this is gonna be the best!
Scratch! Trade you some ectoplasm for this sandwich?
Sold American. Not even gonna ask questions.
[chewing loudly]
What? I can't concoct a romantic scheme on an empty stomach!
- June! Got that ectoplasm. - Thanks, Darryl.
I now know ghosts are not a threat,
but I want to understand them better.
For instance, what is ectoplasm?
I'll run some tests to see how it reacts to different stimuli.
[electrical static]
[lively theme playing]
Slam dunk!
- [squelching] - [computer beeping]
Uh...
[electrical static]
[dramatic theme playing]
[gasps]
Whoa!
"My heart dost yearn..." Agh!
Please, you can't just read it off the page.
Be off-book! Show Ollie how he dost make your heart yearn...
- Okay. - [Scratch] Or, you know,
maybe try something people have done in this century.
Like a top-40 upbeat pop jam!
- [phone chimes] - [Molly] Oh! Ollie's on his way.
Or maybe he's being chased by a giant clock that's trying to hug him.
Guess we'll never really know, will we?
Don't worry, Molly. I have a plan.
I'll be feeding you beautiful lines of poetry.
- [in ear] Just say what I say. - Okay.
- Hey, Molly! - [clears throat] Hi! Heh.
I saw your basketball, clock, and smiley cat emojis,
- and I knew to meet you here. - How did he get that?
- Why don't they just use words? - Shh! Now, Molly,
repeat after me. Hark! Why, thou hast eyes...
[clears throat] Hark!
Thou hast eyes that twinkle like, uh, endless stars.
"Hark"? Oh, is this your poem for English class?
I haven't even started mine yet.
She's losing him. I'm going in!
- No, don't! - No, don't!
Uh... don't write your poem,
until you've heard the rest of mine,
which I will have for you in just one moment!
[singing] ♪ Ooh, boy ♪
[singing] ♪ Ooh, boy You make my heart jump ♪
♪ Jump for joy ♪
Yeah, so, um...
good start! Your rhyme scheme seems a little off,
but I like where you're headed! Gotta go start mine! Bye!
Molly, you gotta put some showmanship into it!
Look, watch me. Five, six, seven...
[singing] ♪ Ooh, boy... ♪
Is it a ghost?
No, a ghost has to come from something alive,
and this is... [gasps] ...a little cutie!
The data supports your hypothesis.
- He is a little cutie! - [creature giggles]
[crying like a baby]
Uh, what are you supposed to do with babies?
Feed them?
What does this thing even eat?
[electrical static]
Electricity?
[suspenseful theme playing]
Whoa, slow down, dude. [gasps]
Dude, slow down!
All right, Junior, that's enough.
Back inside, please.
- [blows raspberry] - I do not like this attitude, young man!
Wow, I sound like my parents.
[gasps] What have I become?
[Scratch] Okay, I see it now.
This is way better than poetry or a song.
[chuckles] Yep. What we have here
is truly a grand gesture.
[gasps] They're coming! Hiding places!
Wow, beautiful day, huh?
Right? Pretty romantic, huh?
Oh, yeah, it is.
[Scratch chuckles]
[sighs] This can't go wrong.
[rapid pecking]
Hey, unless you keep up with that knock-knock!
Shoo! Scram! Get out of here, bird!
Can't you see we're trying to create a romantic moment here?
Ow! Ow! Oh, hey!
Ooh! Oh, this is aggressive!
[shrieking]
[balloon squeals away]
Ollie...
there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
Molly, you can tell me anything.
Hair swoop. [excited squeal]
Anyway, sorry. Heh. Back on track.
Um, Ollie, what I want to say to you is...
- [rapid knocking] - [Molly gasps]
Oh, my corn, do I love trees!
Ha! Look at these trees over here and over there!
Wow, they're so big and green and leafy!
- [balloon squeals] - Okay, why am I certain
- that's your fault? - Birds are jerks!
Well, thanks for showing me all those... trees?
Yep, you're very welcome! Catch you... later.
♪ When your insides Feel like spaghetti ♪
- ♪ Your palms are sweaty ♪ - ♪ You're having indigestion ♪
♪ Or it means you're ready ♪
♪ To finally reveal How you feel ♪
- ♪ And you gotta go big ♪ - ♪ So big ♪
♪ You gotta go, like Above and beyond ♪
♪ You can quote from A note that you wrote ♪
♪ As you float in a boat In a pond, oops ♪
♪ You gotta go big Like a picnic With 17 courses ♪
- ♪ Candles and A string quartet ♪ - ♪ And five white horses ♪
- ♪ A mariachi band ♪ - ♪ And a fleet Of hot-air balloons ♪
- ♪ A skywriting plane ♪ - ♪ Or a sky-diving plane ♪
♪ We're going big, so big ♪
- Fly! - No, this is insane!
[Libby] ♪ Or we could Recreate a rom-com ♪
♪ And just have you Stand in the rain ♪
- Isn't this romantic? - [shivers]
♪ Big, so big ♪
Oh, no! My worst fear!
♪ So big ♪
Being caught off-guard by a flash mob!
♪ So big, so big ♪
♪ Epically... ♪
♪ Stupidly... ♪
♪ Big ♪
♪ We're going big ♪
Wait, did they leave?
[crickets chirping]
Oh, you can have the banana.
I love the banana. Uh, you can have the cherry.
[sighs] We're so good at splitting banana splits.
Oof, this is not going well!
- Not grand enough? - Not grand enough!
Hey, Molly, are you okay?
No, Ollie, I'm not.
I've been trying to tell you something all day...
Like I said, you can tell me anything.
Unless, it's that you don't like me anymore.
Oh, no! It all makes sense now. The wretched poetry.
- Wretched? - Dragging me through the park. The flash mob.
Rip the bandage, Molly. Put me out of my misery.
- I can take it! - No, it's definitely not that! It's...
[gentle theme playing]
What I've been trying to tell you... is...
There's a giant energy-sucking monster behind you!
Uh, is that a metaphor?
[thud]
[dramatic theme playing]
[Molly gasps]
Okay, I think this is too grand.
Just so we're clear, this isn't my fault!
[electrical static]
We accidentally created a new life-form,
and he's in a bit of a rebellious phase.
Oh, he is so grounded!
Ooh, once he's done with time-out, can he call me Aunt Molls?
I'm gonna be a fun aunt who lets him stay up late,
eat cake for breakfast, and watch stuff his parents would never let him watch!
- Molly, not the time. - Yes, understood. Fair.
[roaring]
[static intensifies]
[all] He's gonna blow!
I really, really don't understand ectoplasm.
[Junior] Understanding is a journey, not a destination.
Mysteries of the human heart are amaranthine and vast,
but you have shown me what it means to be cared for,
and I shall cherish that forever.
Go forth, friends. Declare your love for one another.
It need not be grandiose,
for the truest love lives in everyday moments.
Now, I must ascend to higher celestial planes.
[kisses]
Farewell forever.
[Darryl] Don't forget to call!
And come home for Thanksgiving!
That was...
So true!
Ollie, I really like you, and I want to officially be boyfriend and girlfriend.
Uh, you know, that is, if you want to... [mumbles]
I definitely do! I wanted to ask you,
but I wasn't sure how.
You deserve such a big grand gesture,
- like... - [both] ...Gourdon did for Chanelle
in Country Pumpkin 4: Harvest of the Heart!
[uplifting theme playing]
[electrical static]
- Ha-ha! Yes! - Yes!
The Mmm-ollie lives!
- [chuckles] - I love a happy ending.
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
[theme music playing]