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Extra, extra!
Read all about it!
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School newspaper goes bust!
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A real live newspaper?
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Like beepers,
phonographs and me,
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I thought
these things were dead.
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Yeah. This is
the last edition
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of The Brighton Middle
School Bugle.
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We lost our funding
in budget cuts.
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This is an outrage!
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Journalism is about truth,
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no matter where it takes us!
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School spirit
suffocates in silence.
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This cannot, will not--
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You didn't even know
there was a school
paper, did you?
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No, I did not!
But now that I do,
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we will save The Bugle!
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Listen up, everybody.
The Bugle needs a makeover.
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A total overhaul.
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You picking up
what I'm putting down?
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- You smelling what I'm cooking?
- [sniffs] I smell it!
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As your advisor,
I advise you
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to keep your enthusiasm
to a dull roar.
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[groans]
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Right. Sorry, Mr. Pham.
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Andrea, you're
on culture and fashion.
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I'll give you
the who wore what,
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when, where
and why it was a mistake.
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[Molly] Sheila,
you're my go-to sports gal.
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I'll knock it out of the park.
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[Molly]
Nashua, cafeteria food critic.
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Lunch lady Olga
doesn't pull punches.
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Neither will I.
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Uh, boss, what about me?
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I need a hard-hitting piece
worthy of our front page.
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Something so juicy
even The Perfektborg
Post will be jealous.
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Sounds like a job for...
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[sniffs]
The Bloodhound of Truth.
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And The Scoop-Snoop!
[sniffing]
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Come on, who calls you that?
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Look, you want the help
of a supernatural entity
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that can make himself invisible,
glide through solid walls,
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and knows all the best
lunch spots, or not?
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Okay, Scoop-Snoop, let's rock.
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[howls]
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Now for the dirty work,
selling ads.
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I've been out here all day,
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and the only ad I've sold
is to Weird Larry.
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I really don't think
that Baby Skunk Daycare
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is going to take off
like he hopes,
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but I do love his enthusiasm.
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Well, only one business left.
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Save The Bugle!
Save democracy!
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[man, warbled]
Welcome to Flavor Burger.
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Would you like to try
our new 100% turnip burger?
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Was that a yes?
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Pull up to the next window.
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What do you say, Miss Fiamma?
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Are you in to protect
our freedom of press
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by sponsoring an ad
in The Brighton Bugle?
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Well, we do need
to advertise
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our new 100%
Brighton Turnip Burger. Heh.
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Ah, what the heck?
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I'm supporting
local turnip farmers.
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I might as well support
local journalism, too.
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Let's go for it.
We'll take a full page
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in every future edition
of The Bugle.
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- [car horn honks]
- Back off!
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I'm saving journalism here!
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[investigative music playing]
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♪ Go get that gossip,
go get that dish ♪
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[teacher]
That's criminal!
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♪ Ooh, that sounds juicy ♪
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♪ Very suspish ♪
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♪ It's just a teacher
microwaving some fish ♪
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Oh...
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♪ You gotta snoop ♪
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♪ For a scoop... ♪
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Hot dish like gossip,
not a literal hot dish.
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♪ Maybe that substitute
is smuggling cash ♪
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[substitute]
Hey, that's my lunch!
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♪ Maybe that janitor's
got a fake mustache ♪
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Ow!
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♪ You need that
front page story ♪
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♪ To make a splash ♪
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♪ You gotta snoop for a scoop ♪
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♪ They're writing 'bout
lacrosse, they got hot goss ♪
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♪ They're tasting
cafeteria pizza sauce ♪
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[slurps]
Hmm. Middling at best.
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♪ Look at the bus driver,
Gus, looking so sus ♪
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♪ Putting that bag
in the back of his bus... ♪
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Let's air
your dirty laundry, Gus.
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Oh, it's his actual
laundry, gross!
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♪ Following your nose,
sniffing every scent ♪
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♪ Maybe you can sneak
inside that vent... ♪
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And... I'm stuck.
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We always protect our sources
at The Bugle,
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especially when it's my brother.
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Darryl, I don't know how,
but I think they're on to you.
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[Andrea]
"I couldn't help but wonder,
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was I wearing the clothes,
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or were the clothes
wearing me?"
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Mr. Mayor, the story
prints with or without
a comment from Goldie!
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- Finished, boss!
- Nashua, this is not
six column inches.
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Get it down to a page.
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I can't possibly do justice
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to square-shaped pizza
in one page.
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The spice blend, the slice
of technique. The mouthfeel.
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Turnips! Ugh...
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One page.
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And stop saying "mouthfeel."
It's freaking people out.
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[gasps] The angles,
the facial expressions.
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These photos really
tell a story.
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And that story is I have this
for four to six weeks.
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Way to take one
for the team, Sheila.
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Libby, you got
my front page story?
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Is it juicy, in-depth,
hard-hitting?
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Uh, it will be.
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It will be?
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This is the headline story, Libby.
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We need it to make readers
salivate, and we need it now!
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Or do you want us
to put out a paper
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with a blank first page?
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[wind howling]
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That is not what Flavor Burger
is paying us for!
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Don't worry, boss,
it'll be ready
by the time we go to print.
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That was a blatant lie.
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I know! There's got to be
a story around here somewhere.
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Buglers! Dee-da-dee!
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The librarian is waiting to go
to press on this edition.
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The future of journalism
depends on us!
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Delivery from Flavor Burger,
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where the odds of flavor
are always in your favor.
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"Hope these 100% Brighton
Turnip Burgers fuel
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your quest
for truth and justice."
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Ha! I'd say integrity
is its own reward,
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but this is pretty good, too.
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100% Brighton turnips? Ugh.
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Do I even want to try this?
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[Molly]
Oh, is it that bad?
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No, that good!
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This is delicious!
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Celery, carrot, oregano,
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and something else,
but I can't place it.
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It's delightful, but strange.
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[all happily moan]
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These are the best burgers
I've ever had.
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How did Flavor Burger make
turnips taste this delicious?
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[Nashua]
It's impossible.
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You thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Uh-huh. Something stinks
at Flavor Burger.
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Here's the real scandal.
Why would anyone throw away
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perfectly good chicken nuggets?
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[Scratch gasps]
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- [raccoon chitters]
- [Libby groans]
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This stake-out is a bust.
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Maybe there's no story here.
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Maybe they've
made turnips tasty.
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You and I both know
that is impossible.
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[Libby]
Wait a minute!
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That sign is faker
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than Ezekiel Tugbottom's legacy.
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Something is fishy here.
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Ooh, tell me about it.
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Oh, you meant Flavor Burger.
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Yeah, yeah, something's
messed up for sure.
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She just threw away the turnips.
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But they're the main ingredient
in the Flavor Burgers.
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Unless they're not.
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[both] Flavor Burgers
are made of...
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[Molly] Perfektborg Parsnips?
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[all gasp]
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They're serving burger
with a side of lies.
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You wanted hard-hitting?
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Well, this story hits
like a ton of bricks.
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Perfektborg Parsnips.
Of course!
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I knew there was a delicious
ingredient I couldn't identify.
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I mean, a disgusting ingredient
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that shall never grace
this tongue again.
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Great work, Libby!
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Just the kind of story
that proves why
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we need a school paper
to begin with.
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But if we run it,
we'll lose our biggest sponsor.
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And The Bugle will shut down.
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And we won't be able to report
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on any other stories ever again.
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[groans]
What am I going to do?
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I set out to save The Bugle.
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- If I run the story, we're sunk.
- Well, I mean, uh...
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Can I really bury
a story like this?
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Could I even call
myself a journalist?
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- Um...
- [scoffs] But then again...
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what good is journalism
if there is no paper?
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Do I silence the story
or The Bugle?
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Well, it seems like you don't
actually want my input here,
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so I'm just going to let
you figure this out on your own.
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A wise person once told me,
journalism is about truth,
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no matter where it takes us.
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Using my own words
against me, that hurts.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[sighs]
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They'll thank me one day.
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[button clicks]
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Parsnips? From Perfektborg?
How could they?
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[screams]
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[exclaims]
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[grunting]
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[all chanting]
Flavor Burger Betrays Brighton!
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Turn down the flavor!
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[all chanting]
Flavor Burger Betrays Brighton!
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Turn down the flavor!
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You don't understand!
You can't make turnips tasty!
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I tried. I really tried.
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[chanting continues]
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Wow, takes guts, McGee,
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I'm proud of you.
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Yeah.
The people deserve to know.
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I mean, sure, Flavor Burger
pulled their funding,
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but maybe, somehow,
the paper will be fine.
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I'm just going to have
a positive mental attitude.
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Everything will be all...
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Right, team,
we're all out of a job.
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It's been an honor to be
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your editor-in-chief
for the 16 whole hours.
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I'm sorry that
it's had to end like this.
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I guess that's the price
you pay for integrity, so...
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[scattered slow clap]
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[gasps] Guys!
You know I've always wanted
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a slow clap just for me!
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[knock on door]
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Is this The Brighton Bugle
newsroom?
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I want to buy
an ad for my bakery.
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- Us, too.
- Me three!
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But you all
turned me down yesterday.
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That was before you became
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the number one news source
in town.
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Joanie Pataky just
announced it this morning.
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Joanie Pataky with KWP,
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now your number two source
for local news
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behind The Brighton
Middle School Bugle.
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[grunts] I didn't go
to grad school for this!
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[emotional music playing]
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Team, The Bugle is saved!
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Democracy wins!
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[cheering]
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What did I say about keeping
the enthusiasm to a minimum?
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[muted cheering]
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♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
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[theme music plays]