1 00:00:01,793 --> 00:00:05,964 ♪ Ordinary, ordinary guy ♪ 2 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:07,716 ♪ Not a soccer tycoon ♪ 3 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:09,718 ♪ Ordinary guy ♪ 4 00:00:12,304 --> 00:00:13,805 [crowd] Boo! 5 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:15,515 Oh! [grunts] Ahh! 6 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:20,020 Kenny Star, the down-home, country crooner 7 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:23,356 has been exposed as a rhinestone-studded sellout. 8 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:25,984 Even his loyal eagle Stripes has had enough of him, 9 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:27,527 flown the coop! 10 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:30,739 Strenny fans are devastated! 11 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:32,908 My heart. My fragile heart. 12 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:33,992 [bat strikes ball] 13 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,577 [crowd booing] 14 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:36,953 [Calvin] And now the pampered prince 15 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:38,288 has gone missing! 16 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,207 Well, to that I say... 17 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:43,502 have you checked your local ivory tower? 18 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:44,961 [snickers] 19 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,591 Whoo! Catch a falling Kenny Star, right? 20 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:52,219 Oh, come on, Scratch. Don't kick a country star when they're down. 21 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:54,012 - Eh. - And he is down. 22 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,889 Like, subterranean down. 23 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,516 I keep telling you, sir. We can't break a $1,000 bill. 24 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:00,018 - [Kenny groans] - Huh? 25 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:02,604 Uh, y'all take triple diamond cards? 26 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:04,814 - [gasps] You're Kenny Star! - Wait, what? 27 00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:08,109 No. The name's Man. Norm L. Man. 28 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:11,196 Just a regular fellow with absolutely nothing to hi-- 29 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:12,656 Yeah, it's me. 30 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:14,491 - Kenny Star is in Brighton! - Shh! 31 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:16,493 I'm hidin' out! 32 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:19,246 I couldn't take the paparazzi hounding me day and night, 33 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:21,915 calling me a sellout, a fraud... 34 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,917 a has-been. [sniffles] 35 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,210 [sobbing] 36 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,546 Molly! Make it stop! 37 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:29,256 - [blows nose] - [Scratch] You know I'm allergic 38 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:30,465 to emotional vulnerability. 39 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:32,133 Gonna black out! 40 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:34,678 Uh, there, there, Mr. Star. It'll be okay. 41 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:37,389 "Okay"? Nothing is okay, okay? 42 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:40,642 I lost everything. My agent, my fans... 43 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:42,185 [sniffles] ...my eagle. 44 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:44,854 They say I've lost touch with the real world, 45 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:47,232 sold out to a life of luxury. 46 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:49,943 Might as well hang up your platinum spurs, Kenny. 47 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,444 Your career's over. 48 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,446 Ooh! Kenny Star's tears? 49 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:55,031 Do you know how much this stuff sells for 50 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:57,200 once a celebrity's career joins the ghost world? 51 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,452 - Get him to sign it for me! - What?! No! 52 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:03,039 I mean, no, you're Kenny Star. 53 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:04,708 You can't just give up! 54 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:07,043 You just need to reconnect to your country roots! 55 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:09,379 Right? And what better place to do that 56 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,506 than humble old Brighton? 57 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:16,177 You know what, precocious little girl? 58 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:17,971 That ain't a half-bad idea! 59 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,556 Now point me in the direction 60 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:21,266 of your swankiest penthouse suite! 61 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,976 [racoons chittering] 62 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,564 Your room will be ready in a jiff. 63 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,024 Just gotta take care of a little 64 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:31,443 infestation problem first. [chuckles] 65 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:33,445 - Down! Stay down! - [chittering continues] 66 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:35,071 You know, you can just stay at my house. 67 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,409 Whoa! The guest bathroom 68 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:42,579 in my third villa in Zurich is bigger than this. 69 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:45,457 Well, this is the kind of roughing it ordinary folks do. 70 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:48,626 But we're classy. Have a mint. 71 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:50,879 - Ooh. [grunts] - [grunts] 72 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:54,215 A real country star sleeping under our roof. 73 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:57,635 This is a sign, Fate whispering, "Sharon, 74 00:02:57,635 --> 00:03:01,890 it's not too late to pursue that music career." 75 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:05,518 Uh, what? 76 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:09,272 Good morning, Mr. Star. Coaster? 77 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:11,649 Silly me. That's not a coaster. 78 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:13,651 It's my old demo. 79 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:16,029 How'd that get here? Crazy! 80 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,447 You know what'd be fun? 81 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,240 What if we listen to it and then we got to-- 82 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,951 Uh, that'll stop the condensation just fine, ma'am. 83 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:24,537 - Excuse me, garçon? - Uh, my name's Pete. 84 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,122 Or Dad. 85 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:27,665 Actually, just call me Pete. 86 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:29,626 Otherwise, it could get weird. 87 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,086 - [yelps] - [Kenny] I'll take my usual 88 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:32,837 egg-white frittata with black truffles 89 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:35,215 and a green-tea frappe with a splash of soy, 90 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,008 a dusting of matcha and-- 91 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,551 Hup! You aren't gonna win your fans' hearts 92 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,887 with personal chefs or fancy orders. 93 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:43,056 It's oatmeal for you, buddy! 94 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,725 Okay, I'll just stick with coffee. 95 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:48,395 Hey! Where's my mug? 96 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:51,773 This Kenny Star merch is flying off the digital shelves! 97 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:53,691 I mean, the chest hair, the mug, 98 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:55,735 the cashmere undies-- sold, baby! 99 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,947 Some mysterious superfan keeps outbidding everyone! 100 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:04,119 We are gonna make so much money! 101 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:07,080 This sure seems like an odd place to work on our tans. 102 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,874 "Tans"? We're here for good, honest farmwork! 103 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:12,085 Remember your song, "Backbreaking Basics"? 104 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,212 [chuckles] Of course! The royalties from that number 105 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:16,339 bought my bungalow in Barcelona. 106 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,216 Okay, you gotta stop talking about Barcelona. 107 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:21,302 That song was all about connecting with the land. 108 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:22,846 So roll up your sleeves, 109 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:24,764 and get those hands dirty! 110 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:27,767 If this is what I gotta do to revive my career... 111 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,602 [grunts] 112 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:30,854 Oh! [grunts] 113 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,732 Uh, look at you! 114 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:36,317 Connecting with the land. 115 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:38,778 Right? [chuckles] 116 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:41,030 [country song playing] 117 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,993 ♪ I got the sun on my back ♪ 118 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:46,828 ♪ Country air in my lungs ♪ 119 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,663 ♪ I don't need nothin' But a hammer ♪ 120 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:50,790 ♪ And some ice for my thumb ♪ 121 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,625 ♪ I'm smilin' For the first time ♪ 122 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,878 ♪ Since I don't know when ♪ 123 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:57,213 ♪ 'Cause I'm feelin' like My old self again ♪ 124 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:58,298 [whispering] That's a male. 125 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,675 [grunts] 126 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:04,095 ♪ I'm workin' the land I'm fishin' the lake ♪ 127 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:06,347 ♪ I still remember How to drive ♪ 128 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:08,808 - ♪ I just forgot how to brake ♪ - Wait, what? 129 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:11,644 ♪ Sure I miss the view From my veranda in Spain ♪ 130 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:14,772 ♪ But I'm feelin' like My old self again ♪ 131 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:17,066 Eyes on the road! 132 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:20,111 ♪ No more caviar food fights ♪ 133 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:22,322 ♪ Those days are gone ♪ 134 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,200 ♪ No more topiary sculptures Of myself on the lawn ♪ 135 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,243 ♪ I'm gettin' back To my roots ♪ 136 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:29,245 ♪ He's gettin' poop On his boots ♪ 137 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:33,208 ♪ And I'm feelin' like My old self again ♪ 138 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:37,128 ♪ Feelin' like My old self again ♪ 139 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,508 Whew! Here you go, Sam. 140 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,092 Picked these turnips myself! 141 00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:44,928 Hoo-whee! 142 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:47,555 Why, I have enough here to feed the entire diner. 143 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:49,307 - Turnips for everyone! - [cheering] 144 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:52,268 Pam! You and the missus getting away this weekend? 145 00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:55,104 Larry! Hear you got a new litter of skunks! 146 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:56,898 Hey! Look at you! 147 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:58,483 A real man of the people again. 148 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:00,068 Hey, I am, aren't I? 149 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:02,278 Who knew a humble root vegetable 150 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:04,739 would help me find my roots again? 151 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:06,449 You had it in you this whole time. 152 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,409 You just had to dig deep. Literally! [chuckles] 153 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:10,662 Well, here you are. My special turnip omelettes. 154 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,580 With turnip on top. 155 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:15,041 Oh, great. 156 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,126 No one really likes turnips, do they? 157 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:19,629 Uh... 158 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,089 Hey! Didn't I have a fork? 159 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:22,382 How much can we get for this? 160 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,800 Now, he didn't lick it, 161 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,426 but he did breathe on it, and I-- 162 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:27,136 - Uh... - What? 163 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:29,472 I think I figured out who bought all that Kenny merch. 164 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:32,600 [tires screech] 165 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,103 We know you're in there, Kenny! 166 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:37,730 I mean, if you didn't want us to find you 167 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,983 in Britton, Brighton? Where are we? Ah, who cares. 168 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:41,943 You shouldn't have left your return address 169 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:44,362 on all that merchandise you sold me! 170 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:46,990 Molly can't ever find out about this. 171 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:49,242 We're in this together, right, Scratch? 172 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,827 - Scratch? - [shutters click] 173 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,204 [groans] Darryl! And most likely Scratch! 174 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,831 Uh, moi? 175 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,833 I've been here the whole time, okay? 176 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,459 No, no, no, no, no! 177 00:06:58,459 --> 00:07:00,837 The paparazzi! They found me! 178 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:02,380 I can't face 'em again! 179 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,215 - I gotta get out of town. - Or... 180 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:06,801 you could show them who Kenny Star really is. 181 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,720 Molly, you're right! 182 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,431 Yes, I am. And, Mom, you're gonna help. 183 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,641 Nothing! I thought Kenny might have dropped this 184 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:15,143 'cause maybe he wanted to listen to it later. 185 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:17,937 And m-- Wait, what? I can help? 186 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,105 [crowd murmuring] 187 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,940 - [clears throat] - [mic feedback] 188 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,233 Oh, heh-heh, 189 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:24,235 thank you for being here. 190 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:26,279 Even if some of you only came to witness 191 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,156 the tragic downfall of a country icon. 192 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:31,200 Bring out the diamond-studded sellout! 193 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:34,746 But... that is not what you're gonna get! 194 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:38,041 Give it up for everyone's favorite ordinary guy... 195 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:41,544 Kenny Star! 196 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,588 [man coughs] 197 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:48,134 Many of you accused me of losing touch with my roots. 198 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,260 And you were right. 199 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:51,095 But much like a turnip, 200 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:54,349 my roots run deep. 201 00:07:54,349 --> 00:08:00,396 ♪ Somewhere in between the Limousines and my ski chalets ♪ 202 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:02,982 ♪ I got myself All turned around ♪ 203 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:05,360 ♪ I lost my way ♪ 204 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:08,446 ♪ But I finally felt Like me again ♪ 205 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:10,657 ♪ These last couple days ♪ 206 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,076 ♪ Right here ♪ 207 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:16,913 ♪ It's clear that... ♪ 208 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:21,876 ♪ Small Town, America Is where I belong ♪ 209 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:27,006 ♪ Small Town, America Where the love is so strong ♪ 210 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:29,717 ♪ All the lights in L.A. ♪ 211 00:08:29,717 --> 00:08:32,720 ♪ Make it hard to see stars ♪ 212 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:37,016 ♪ Lucky this small town Is ours ♪ 213 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:43,272 ♪ Out here The sun rises slow ♪ 214 00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:46,067 ♪ Over the barns on the hill ♪ 215 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,611 ♪ And there's always A turnip pie ♪ 216 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:52,073 ♪ Coolin' on some windowsill ♪ 217 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,200 ♪ Strangers lend a hand ♪ 218 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,994 ♪ To clean Your chili dog spill ♪ 219 00:08:56,994 --> 00:09:01,290 ♪ And that's why you and I ♪ 220 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:03,209 ♪ Live out here in... ♪ 221 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,712 - ♪ Small Town, America ♪ - [crowd cheering] 222 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,880 ♪ Where I'll remain ♪ 223 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:12,719 ♪ No, I don't wanna go To Monaco or Tokyo again ♪ 224 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:16,389 ♪ I wanna sit out back Singing ♪ 225 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,267 ♪ While the kids go swinging ♪ 226 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:21,310 ♪ And we all come running ♪ 227 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:24,856 ♪ Once we hear that Dinner bell ringing ♪ 228 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:27,108 [triangle ringing] 229 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:30,737 ♪ In Small Town, America ♪ 230 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,616 - ♪ Small Town, America ♪ - [cheering] 231 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,538 Dude, can you agree Kenny's crushing it? 232 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:41,664 How could he afford all this? 233 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:42,790 Oh, I used all the money 234 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:43,916 you two made off selling his stuff. 235 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,626 What?! All our hard work! 236 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:47,462 That's an invasion of our invasion of privacy! 237 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:50,923 ♪ Lucky that this small town Is ours ♪ 238 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,967 - [cheering] - Yes! 239 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:56,554 Kenny's star is shining bright again! 240 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,973 Ignore the haters, Kenny! 241 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:01,309 I never doubted you! 242 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,936 Thank you, thank you. 243 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,062 I'm humbled. 244 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,314 [screeching] 245 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:08,900 Stripes, you came back! 246 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:09,942 [squawks] 247 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,403 Strenny reunited? 248 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:16,032 My heart! My happy heart! 249 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:19,243 Thanks for helping me reconnect to my roots 250 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:21,204 and my music. 251 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:25,708 Couldn't have done it without you, Molly! Hyah! 252 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,752 [Molly] There goes an ordinary guy. 253 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:31,506 Flying out of town on the back of a giant eagle. 254 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:32,924 That's not ordinary, Molly! 255 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,967 - Is it not? - No. 256 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,511 - I think I've spent too much time with him. - Yeah. 257 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,721 But that song, huh? What a bop. 258 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,807 ♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪ 259 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:44,310 [theme music playing]