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♪ Ordinary, ordinary guy ♪
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♪ Not a soccer tycoon ♪
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♪ Ordinary guy ♪
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[crowd] Boo!
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Oh! [grunts] Ahh!
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Kenny Star,
the down-home, country crooner
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has been exposed as
a rhinestone-studded sellout.
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Even his loyal eagle Stripes
has had enough of him,
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flown the coop!
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Strenny fans are devastated!
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My heart. My fragile heart.
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[bat strikes ball]
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[crowd booing]
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[Calvin] And now
the pampered prince
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has gone missing!
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Well, to that I say...
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have you checked
your local ivory tower?
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[snickers]
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Whoo! Catch a falling
Kenny Star, right?
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Oh, come on, Scratch.
Don't kick a country star
when they're down.
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- Eh.
- And he is down.
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Like, subterranean down.
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I keep telling you, sir.
We can't break a $1,000 bill.
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- [Kenny groans]
- Huh?
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Uh, y'all take
triple diamond cards?
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- [gasps] You're Kenny Star!
- Wait, what?
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No. The name's Man.
Norm L. Man.
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Just a regular fellow
with absolutely nothing to hi--
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Yeah, it's me.
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- Kenny Star is in Brighton!
- Shh!
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I'm hidin' out!
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I couldn't take the paparazzi
hounding me day and night,
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calling me a sellout, a fraud...
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a has-been. [sniffles]
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[sobbing]
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Molly! Make it stop!
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- [blows nose]
- [Scratch] You know I'm allergic
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to emotional vulnerability.
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Gonna black out!
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Uh, there, there, Mr. Star.
It'll be okay.
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"Okay"?
Nothing is okay, okay?
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I lost everything.
My agent, my fans...
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[sniffles] ...my eagle.
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They say I've lost touch
with the real world,
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sold out to a life of luxury.
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Might as well hang up
your platinum spurs, Kenny.
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Your career's over.
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Ooh! Kenny Star's tears?
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Do you know how much
this stuff sells for
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once a celebrity's career
joins the ghost world?
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- Get him to sign it for me!
- What?! No!
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I mean, no, you're Kenny Star.
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You can't just give up!
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You just need to reconnect
to your country roots!
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Right? And what
better place to do that
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than humble old Brighton?
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You know what,
precocious little girl?
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That ain't a half-bad idea!
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Now point me in the direction
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of your swankiest
penthouse suite!
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[racoons chittering]
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Your room will be ready
in a jiff.
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Just gotta take care of a little
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infestation problem first.
[chuckles]
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- Down! Stay down!
- [chittering continues]
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You know, you can
just stay at my house.
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Whoa! The guest bathroom
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in my third villa in Zurich
is bigger than this.
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Well, this is the kind of
roughing it ordinary folks do.
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But we're classy.
Have a mint.
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- Ooh. [grunts]
- [grunts]
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A real country star
sleeping under our roof.
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This is a sign,
Fate whispering, "Sharon,
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it's not too late to pursue
that music career."
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Uh, what?
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Good morning, Mr. Star.
Coaster?
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Silly me. That's not a coaster.
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It's my old demo.
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How'd that get here? Crazy!
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You know what'd be fun?
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What if we listen to it
and then we got to--
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Uh, that'll stop the
condensation just fine, ma'am.
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- Excuse me, garçon?
- Uh, my name's Pete.
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Or Dad.
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Actually, just call me Pete.
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Otherwise, it could get weird.
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- [yelps]
- [Kenny] I'll take my usual
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egg-white frittata
with black truffles
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and a green-tea frappe
with a splash of soy,
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a dusting of matcha and--
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Hup! You aren't gonna win
your fans' hearts
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with personal chefs
or fancy orders.
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It's oatmeal for you, buddy!
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Okay, I'll just
stick with coffee.
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Hey! Where's my mug?
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This Kenny Star merch is
flying off the digital shelves!
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I mean, the chest hair,
the mug,
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the cashmere undies--
sold, baby!
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Some mysterious superfan
keeps outbidding everyone!
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We are gonna make
so much money!
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This sure seems like an odd
place to work on our tans.
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"Tans"? We're here
for good, honest farmwork!
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Remember your song,
"Backbreaking Basics"?
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[chuckles] Of course!
The royalties from that number
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bought my bungalow in Barcelona.
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Okay, you gotta stop talking
about Barcelona.
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That song was all about
connecting with the land.
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So roll up your sleeves,
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and get those hands dirty!
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If this is what I gotta do
to revive my career...
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[grunts]
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Oh! [grunts]
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Uh, look at you!
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Connecting with the land.
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Right? [chuckles]
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[country song playing]
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♪ I got the sun on my back ♪
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♪ Country air in my lungs ♪
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♪ I don't need nothin'
But a hammer ♪
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♪ And some ice for my thumb ♪
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♪ I'm smilin'
For the first time ♪
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♪ Since I don't know when ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm feelin' like
My old self again ♪
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[whispering] That's a male.
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[grunts]
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♪ I'm workin' the land
I'm fishin' the lake ♪
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♪ I still remember
How to drive ♪
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- ♪ I just forgot how to brake ♪
- Wait, what?
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♪ Sure I miss the view
From my veranda in Spain ♪
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♪ But I'm feelin' like
My old self again ♪
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Eyes on the road!
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♪ No more caviar food fights ♪
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♪ Those days are gone ♪
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♪ No more topiary sculptures
Of myself on the lawn ♪
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♪ I'm gettin' back
To my roots ♪
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♪ He's gettin' poop
On his boots ♪
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♪ And I'm feelin' like
My old self again ♪
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♪ Feelin' like
My old self again ♪
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Whew! Here you go, Sam.
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Picked these turnips myself!
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Hoo-whee!
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Why, I have enough here
to feed the entire diner.
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- Turnips for everyone!
- [cheering]
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Pam! You and the missus
getting away this weekend?
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Larry! Hear you got
a new litter of skunks!
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Hey! Look at you!
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A real man of the people again.
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Hey, I am, aren't I?
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Who knew a humble root vegetable
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would help me
find my roots again?
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You had it in you
this whole time.
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You just had to dig deep.
Literally! [chuckles]
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Well, here you are.
My special turnip omelettes.
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With turnip on top.
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Oh, great.
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No one really likes turnips,
do they?
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Uh...
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Hey! Didn't I have a fork?
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How much can we get for this?
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Now, he didn't lick it,
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but he did breathe on it,
and I--
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- Uh...
- What?
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I think I figured out
who bought all that Kenny merch.
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[tires screech]
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We know you're in there, Kenny!
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I mean, if you didn't
want us to find you
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in Britton, Brighton?
Where are we? Ah, who cares.
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You shouldn't have
left your return address
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on all that merchandise
you sold me!
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Molly can't ever find out
about this.
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We're in this together,
right, Scratch?
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- Scratch?
- [shutters click]
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[groans] Darryl!
And most likely Scratch!
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Uh, moi?
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I've been here
the whole time, okay?
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No, no, no, no, no!
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The paparazzi!
They found me!
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I can't face 'em again!
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- I gotta get out of town.
- Or...
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you could show them
who Kenny Star really is.
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Molly, you're right!
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Yes, I am.
And, Mom, you're gonna help.
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Nothing! I thought Kenny
might have dropped this
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'cause maybe he wanted
to listen to it later.
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And m-- Wait, what?
I can help?
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[crowd murmuring]
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- [clears throat]
- [mic feedback]
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Oh, heh-heh,
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thank you for being here.
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Even if some of you
only came to witness
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the tragic downfall
of a country icon.
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Bring out
the diamond-studded sellout!
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But... that is not
what you're gonna get!
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Give it up for everyone's
favorite ordinary guy...
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Kenny Star!
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[man coughs]
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Many of you accused me
of losing touch with my roots.
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And you were right.
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But much like a turnip,
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my roots run deep.
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♪ Somewhere in between the
Limousines and my ski chalets ♪
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♪ I got myself
All turned around ♪
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♪ I lost my way ♪
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♪ But I finally felt
Like me again ♪
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♪ These last couple days ♪
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♪ Right here ♪
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♪ It's clear that... ♪
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♪ Small Town, America
Is where I belong ♪
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♪ Small Town, America
Where the love is so strong ♪
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♪ All the lights in L.A. ♪
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♪ Make it hard to see stars ♪
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♪ Lucky this small town
Is ours ♪
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♪ Out here
The sun rises slow ♪
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♪ Over the barns on the hill ♪
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♪ And there's always
A turnip pie ♪
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♪ Coolin' on some windowsill ♪
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♪ Strangers lend a hand ♪
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♪ To clean
Your chili dog spill ♪
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♪ And that's why you and I ♪
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♪ Live out here in... ♪
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- ♪ Small Town, America ♪
- [crowd cheering]
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♪ Where I'll remain ♪
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♪ No, I don't wanna go
To Monaco or Tokyo again ♪
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♪ I wanna sit out back
Singing ♪
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♪ While the kids go swinging ♪
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♪ And we all come running ♪
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♪ Once we hear that
Dinner bell ringing ♪
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[triangle ringing]
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♪ In Small Town, America ♪
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- ♪ Small Town, America ♪
- [cheering]
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Dude, can you agree
Kenny's crushing it?
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How could he afford all this?
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Oh, I used all the money
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you two made off selling
his stuff.
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What?! All our hard work!
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That's an invasion
of our invasion of privacy!
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♪ Lucky that this small town
Is ours ♪
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- [cheering]
- Yes!
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Kenny's star is
shining bright again!
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Ignore the haters, Kenny!
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I never doubted you!
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Thank you, thank you.
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I'm humbled.
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[screeching]
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Stripes, you came back!
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[squawks]
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Strenny reunited?
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My heart! My happy heart!
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Thanks for helping me
reconnect to my roots
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and my music.
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Couldn't have done it
without you, Molly! Hyah!
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[Molly]
There goes an ordinary guy.
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Flying out of town
on the back of a giant eagle.
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That's not ordinary, Molly!
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- Is it not?
- No.
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- I think I've spent
too much time with him.
- Yeah.
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But that song, huh? What a bop.
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♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
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[theme music playing]