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[cackling]
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♪ I can't believe
You're all mine ♪
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- Uh, what?
- ♪ You and me for all time ♪
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- Ugh!
- ♪ I'm never, ever ♪
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♪ Ever gonna be alone again ♪
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- Oh, boy.
- ♪ The dream team, you and me ♪
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- For all eternity?
- ♪ For all eternity ♪
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♪ It's the Ghost
It's the Ghost
and Molly McGee ♪
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♪ I've been cursed
It's the worst ♪
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[Molly]
♪ Now you're stuck with me ♪
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♪ We're never gonna be apart ♪
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♪ Is there a way
To hit "restart"? ♪
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- Nope!
- ♪ We're the Ghost ♪
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♪ Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
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- That's me.
- Well, let's see.
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♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
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- [school bell ringing]
- [children laughing]
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[Pham]
All right, settle down.
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I have an important announcement.
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Due to district mandates,
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it's that time
of year again.
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Our class is putting on
an original play.
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[excited chatter]
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This year's show was written
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by our very own
Libby Stein-Torres.
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Whoo! That's my best friend!
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Okay, keep it to a dull roar, please.
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[quietly]
Whoo. That's my best friend.
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I can't believe my script
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"Lunar Lemmings:
An Intergalactic Love Story"
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got chosen.
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I may have greased some palms.
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What the--
Did you put grease on me?
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Can Libby write the play?
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I don't think you were supposed
to literally grease anything.
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What's done is done.
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Oops.
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We'll need actors,
set design, costumes.
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Molly, it's your problem now.
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- You're stage manager.
- [gasps] Yes!
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My management style
is work hard, play hard.
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[laughs]
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You get it?
Because we're doing a play.
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Yeah, I'm a fun boss.
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[boisterous shouting]
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Molly, my romantic
space opera extravaganza
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won't be produced
if no one is working.
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I mean, look,
Georgie's not even trying
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to build the papier-mâché
lemming astronaut costume.
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I love your positivity,
but you're the stage manager.
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Manage your stage!
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Right. Manage the stage.
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Hey, everyone.
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I see that you are having fun,
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which I love.
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But you know what else is fun?
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Everyone pulling their weight
to make this play a success.
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- Ow!
- [all laugh]
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- Ah!
- Don't mind me.
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I just came to find something
to wipe my hands with.
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[grunts]
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[all gasp]
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Ooh, boy.
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These reports
really soak up the grease.
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We've had just about enough, Scratch.
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Hear, hear.
You may be the Chairman,
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but we do all the work.
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I say we strike until we get
some real respect around here.
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Well put.
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[all] Strike! Strike! Strike!
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Yeah, yeah. All right, fine.
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Think I need you?
I can do this job myself.
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How hard can it be?
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[explosion]
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Whoa! Oof!
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Death Valley just exploded!
Who stamped the wrong scroll?
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Uh...
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whoops.
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Libby's play might get canceled
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because I can't tell everyone
to stop goofing off.
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I'm an encourager
not a discourager, Scratch.
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You think you got it bad?
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The Ghost Council went on strike
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because I don't
appreciate them.
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Mushy gushy positivity
is your thing, not mine.
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[gasps] Scratch!
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Maybe we can help each other
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with a good,
old-fashion body swap?
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Everyone knows
that that can only end
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in complete success
for both of us.
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I get to yell at kids
while you get all gushy
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with the Ghost Council.
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I love it.
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Life is but an endless loop
of nothingness.
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[in Scratch's voice] En-happify.
Molly McGee Guarantee.
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Baby corn,
for some reason.
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What do you think?
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- Well, I'm convinced.
- Your turn.
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[in Molly's voice] I'm grumpy.
Give me tacos. I need a nap.
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Passable, if a bit reductive.
But whatever.
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Go out there
and fix my problems.
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[ghosts]
Two, four, six, eight.
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- Who does Scratch appreciate?
- Not us.
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[in Molly's voice]
My go-getting Ghost Council.
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There you are.
Love you ghouls.
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Uh, Scratch?
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Look, your Chairman took
your words to heart,
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and I'm ready to show you just
how much you mean to Scratch--
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Who is me
Talking in the third person.
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Because I am Scratch.
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Hmm.
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[in Scratch's voice] Zippy-doo.
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Greetings, fellow kids.
It's me, Molly McGee.
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Unicorns. Rainbows.
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Close-up magic
sits on a throne of lies.
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[chuckles]
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Now, let's get to the fun stuff.
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[rock music playing]
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- [all gasp]
- Attention, lazy slugs.
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I better see some sets going up,
or I'm bringing the hammer down.
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- On you!
- [all scream]
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[snickering]
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You think that's funny,
Chuckles?
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Your acting is the real joke.
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Now get back out there
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and deliver those lines
like your life depends on it!
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Because it just might.
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Move! Chop, chop!
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I hope Molly's doing
as well as I am.
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[laughs]
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[Molly]
You guys'll love these.
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Four churros, please.
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You got it,
Mr. Chairman, sir.
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Here you go.
Chomp into a churro
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and feel all your problems
melt away.
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That seems unlikely.
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Ooh, I'm mistaken.
All is forgiven.
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How delightfully sordid.
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Devilishly delicious.
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I cannot be bought with fried,
sugared dough.
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Aw, come on, Bart.
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It's gonna turn that frown
upside down.
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No touching! No touching!
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My bad. Sorry.
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This is no way
to make me feel appreciated.
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I'm gonna crack you, Bart.
Crack you like an egg.
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Mm, these are really good.
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[power tools whirring]
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- ♪ La, la, la, la... ♪
- Hmm.
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That's what I like to see.
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Good job, Scratch.
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You did this.
Hold for applause.
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[chuckles]
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Hey, Georgie,
you think you get to slack off
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while everyone else
busts their humps?
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I better see
some plaster happening,
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or you're gonna end up
in plaster.
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Like... Like a cast?
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Casts are made of plaster?
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I'll crack you, Georgie.
Crack you like an egg.
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With a glass of OJ too.
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Side of toast. Mm.
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Sourdough. [chuckles]
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[Molly] I got to find something
to get through to Bart.
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Oh, hey.
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- Hey!
- Didn't expect to see you here.
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How's everything going
with the Ghost Council?
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Oh, great. Great, yeah.
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Everyone's really
responding to my positivity.
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All of them.
Just came for more star stickers
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because everyone's
doing so great.
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- How's the play?
- Also great.
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Everyone's working hard,
really respecting my authority.
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I just came
to get this bullhorn.
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Because, you know,
nothing says authority like--
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Cleanup on aisle 12!
You know what I mean?
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Well, it sounds like
we're both doing a great job.
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Mm-hmm. Yup.
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- Yup.
- Yup.
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- So, great.
- Okay.
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- Great.
- Going back out now.
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Okay, cool. Awesome.
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Mm-hmm. Great.
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♪ They're not doing great
That was a lie ♪
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♪ They've both got a holdout
Who will not comply ♪
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♪ That's why we're here ♪
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♪ The purpose of this montage
Is clear ♪
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♪ They're doubling down ♪
Riding 'em hard ♪
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♪ Breaking their will
With an appreciative card ♪
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♪ She's carrot, he's stick ♪
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♪ Neither approach
Is really working ♪
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♪ But they're not gonna quit ♪
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♪ Crackin' eggs
Gonna make them break ♪
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♪ He's got anger
And she's got cake ♪
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♪ Crackin' eggs
Gonna get inside their heads ♪
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Were you saying something?
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♪ Crackin' eggs
Trying to make 'em obey ♪
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♪ But you can't
Physically force someone ♪
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♪ To papier-mâché
Crackin' eggs ♪
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♪ Not above getting down
On their knees to beg ♪
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- Please!
- I need this.
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- No.
- ♪ Crackin' eggs ♪
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Jeez, Molly, your cuticles
are out of control.
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You know what? I'll connect you
with my mani-pedi guy.
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Yeah, I've got bigger problems, Scratch.
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Um, remember when I said
everything was going great?
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Ooh, were you lying?
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- Because I was definitely lying.
- I was definitely lying.
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I used all my best moves
with Georgie.
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I yelled, I threatened,
I even took some low blows.
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And she's giving me nothing.
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I gave Bart every last gold star
I had, and still no glow.
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[both sigh]
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Honestly,
those two are so selfish.
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Why are they making this
our problem?
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How are we supposed to know
what'll make them happy?
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Well, we could talk to them.
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Huh.
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Georgie?
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Something's not working here,
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and I don't just mean you, okay?
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Why won't you make
this lemming costume?
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Because I always get stuck
in the backstage.
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I wanted to be the lemming,
not make it.
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So you were acting out
because you wanted to act
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in the show?
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Tell you what,
you make this lemming head
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in time for the show,
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and I will talk to Libby
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about letting you play the lead.
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Wow, really?
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I got to get to work.
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My greatest dream
is finally coming true!
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I don't know what's in the water
in Brighton,
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but it ain't helping the kids.
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I mean, it feels like
we could eat the cake.
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It's just sitting there.
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No one eats that cake.
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Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart.
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I see you're still struggling.
What's the prob, corncob?
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I don't care about stickers,
prizes, or baked goods.
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All I want is to do my job.
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But I can't, because
you're always coming in,
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getting grease everywhere.
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Mucking up the dark dais.
It's disrespectful.
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Okay, well, if staying out
of your way is gonna help you
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get your glow back,
then I promise to no longer
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eat food at your dais.
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Really? Well, alrighty.
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In that case,
maybe I'll indulge.
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A little slice.
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00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,074
But then it's straight
back to work.
253
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,409
[chomps]
254
00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,789
[Pham]
Come on, are you serious?
255
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,083
Why aren't the space fairies
in costume yet?
256
00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,919
I should be seeing glitter, people.
257
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:32,257
Oh! I'm here. Did I miss it?
258
00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,592
[in normal voice]
Ew, yeah. Bodies feel weird.
259
00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:37,136
- Did you talk to Georgie?
- Yep, I cracked that egg.
260
00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,472
Got to its gooey emotional yolk.
261
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,433
Well you will be happy to hear
that the Ghost Council is back,
262
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:45,019
feeling more appreciated
than ever, even Bart.
263
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:48,565
Oh, but you're no longer allowed
to eat at that big desk thingy.
264
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,233
But that's my lunch table.
265
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:53,111
Food tastes better there.
I can't explain it.
266
00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,821
I gave them your word, Scratch.
267
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,072
- Fine.
- [fanfare plays]
268
00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,661
Society said it was impossible
269
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:05,957
for a lemming
to pilot a starship
270
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:11,296
and find true love in space.
271
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:14,257
Yeah, there was a reason Georgie
was not cast as the lead.
272
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:15,675
Yeah. Oof.
273
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,343
Second act still needs work.
274
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,220
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪