1 00:00:00,125 --> 00:00:03,212 [cackling] 2 00:00:03,212 --> 00:00:04,880 ♪ I can't believe You're all mine ♪ 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,548 - Uh, what? - ♪ You and me for all time ♪ 4 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:08,383 - Ugh! - ♪ I'm never, ever ♪ 5 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:10,636 ♪ Ever gonna be alone again ♪ 6 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:12,763 - Oh, boy. - ♪ The dream team, you and me ♪ 7 00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:15,390 - For all eternity? - ♪ For all eternity ♪ 8 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:19,186 ♪ It's the Ghost It's the Ghost and Molly McGee ♪ 9 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:21,522 ♪ I've been cursed It's the worst ♪ 10 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,649 [Molly] ♪ Now you're stuck with me ♪ 11 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:25,400 ♪ We're never gonna be apart ♪ 12 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,444 ♪ Is there a way To hit "restart"? ♪ 13 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:28,737 - Nope! - ♪ We're the Ghost ♪ 14 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:31,657 ♪ Ghost and Molly McGee ♪ 15 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:33,992 - That's me. - Well, let's see. 16 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:36,745 ♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪ 17 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:44,795 - [school bell ringing] - [children laughing] 18 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,755 [Pham] All right, settle down. 19 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:49,258 I have an important announcement. 20 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:50,634 Due to district mandates, 21 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:52,344 it's that time of year again. 22 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:56,473 Our class is putting on an original play. 23 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:57,933 [excited chatter] 24 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,434 This year's show was written 25 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:02,479 by our very own Libby Stein-Torres. 26 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,898 Whoo! That's my best friend! 27 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:08,527 Okay, keep it to a dull roar, please. 28 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,821 [quietly] Whoo. That's my best friend. 29 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,406 I can't believe my script 30 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:13,865 "Lunar Lemmings: An Intergalactic Love Story" 31 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:15,117 got chosen. 32 00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:16,702 I may have greased some palms. 33 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,746 What the-- Did you put grease on me? 34 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,748 Can Libby write the play? 35 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:24,793 I don't think you were supposed to literally grease anything. 36 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:26,253 What's done is done. 37 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:27,796 Oops. 38 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:30,799 We'll need actors, set design, costumes. 39 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,551 Molly, it's your problem now. 40 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,845 - You're stage manager. - [gasps] Yes! 41 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:38,557 My management style is work hard, play hard. 42 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,183 [laughs] 43 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:42,311 You get it? Because we're doing a play. 44 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:44,313 Yeah, I'm a fun boss. 45 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:46,148 [boisterous shouting] 46 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,276 Molly, my romantic space opera extravaganza 47 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:51,278 won't be produced if no one is working. 48 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,739 I mean, look, Georgie's not even trying 49 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:56,241 to build the papier-mâché lemming astronaut costume. 50 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,535 I love your positivity, but you're the stage manager. 51 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,829 Manage your stage! 52 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:03,165 Right. Manage the stage. 53 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:04,583 Hey, everyone. 54 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:07,127 I see that you are having fun, 55 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,503 which I love. 56 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,464 But you know what else is fun? 57 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:14,801 Everyone pulling their weight to make this play a success. 58 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,511 - Ow! - [all laugh] 59 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:26,563 - Ah! - Don't mind me. 60 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,523 I just came to find something to wipe my hands with. 61 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,150 [grunts] 62 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,526 [all gasp] 63 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,236 Ooh, boy. 64 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:35,072 These reports really soak up the grease. 65 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:37,866 We've had just about enough, Scratch. 66 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,993 Hear, hear. You may be the Chairman, 67 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,912 but we do all the work. 68 00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:44,998 I say we strike until we get some real respect around here. 69 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,249 Well put. 70 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,834 [all] Strike! Strike! Strike! 71 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,961 Yeah, yeah. All right, fine. 72 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:52,047 Think I need you? I can do this job myself. 73 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,590 How hard can it be? 74 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,258 [explosion] 75 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,135 Whoa! Oof! 76 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:02,265 Death Valley just exploded! Who stamped the wrong scroll? 77 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:03,183 Uh... 78 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:05,227 whoops. 79 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,564 Libby's play might get canceled 80 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:11,692 because I can't tell everyone to stop goofing off. 81 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:14,444 I'm an encourager not a discourager, Scratch. 82 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:15,904 You think you got it bad? 83 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,823 The Ghost Council went on strike 84 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:20,450 because I don't appreciate them. 85 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:23,328 Mushy gushy positivity is your thing, not mine. 86 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:24,579 [gasps] Scratch! 87 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,082 Maybe we can help each other 88 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:29,751 with a good, old-fashion body swap? 89 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:32,504 Everyone knows that that can only end 90 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,881 in complete success for both of us. 91 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,426 I get to yell at kids while you get all gushy 92 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:38,510 with the Ghost Council. 93 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:39,594 I love it. 94 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,475 Life is but an endless loop of nothingness. 95 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:49,146 [in Scratch's voice] En-happify. Molly McGee Guarantee. 96 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:51,106 Baby corn, for some reason. 97 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:53,024 What do you think? 98 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:54,568 - Well, I'm convinced. - Your turn. 99 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,780 [in Molly's voice] I'm grumpy. Give me tacos. I need a nap. 100 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:01,867 Passable, if a bit reductive. But whatever. 101 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:04,619 Go out there and fix my problems. 102 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:06,580 [ghosts] Two, four, six, eight. 103 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:09,791 - Who does Scratch appreciate? - Not us. 104 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,252 [in Molly's voice] My go-getting Ghost Council. 105 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,212 There you are. Love you ghouls. 106 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:16,548 Uh, Scratch? 107 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,800 Look, your Chairman took your words to heart, 108 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,553 and I'm ready to show you just how much you mean to Scratch-- 109 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:24,723 Who is me Talking in the third person. 110 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:26,516 Because I am Scratch. 111 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:29,019 Hmm. 112 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,605 [in Scratch's voice] Zippy-doo. 113 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:35,275 Greetings, fellow kids. It's me, Molly McGee. 114 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,277 Unicorns. Rainbows. 115 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,488 Close-up magic sits on a throne of lies. 116 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:41,072 [chuckles] 117 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:43,867 Now, let's get to the fun stuff. 118 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,243 [rock music playing] 119 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:48,038 - [all gasp] - Attention, lazy slugs. 120 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:50,916 I better see some sets going up, or I'm bringing the hammer down. 121 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:53,126 - On you! - [all scream] 122 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,586 [snickering] 123 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,213 You think that's funny, Chuckles? 124 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:57,589 Your acting is the real joke. 125 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,466 Now get back out there 126 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,635 and deliver those lines like your life depends on it! 127 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,386 Because it just might. 128 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,222 Move! Chop, chop! 129 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:07,349 I hope Molly's doing as well as I am. 130 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:08,725 [laughs] 131 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,101 [Molly] You guys'll love these. 132 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:11,561 Four churros, please. 133 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:13,605 You got it, Mr. Chairman, sir. 134 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,148 Here you go. Chomp into a churro 135 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,484 and feel all your problems melt away. 136 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,069 That seems unlikely. 137 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:23,532 Ooh, I'm mistaken. All is forgiven. 138 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:25,867 How delightfully sordid. 139 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:28,161 Devilishly delicious. 140 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,830 I cannot be bought with fried, sugared dough. 141 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,624 Aw, come on, Bart. 142 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:35,377 It's gonna turn that frown upside down. 143 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:37,170 No touching! No touching! 144 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,797 My bad. Sorry. 145 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:42,133 This is no way to make me feel appreciated. 146 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:45,637 I'm gonna crack you, Bart. Crack you like an egg. 147 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,057 Mm, these are really good. 148 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:51,935 [power tools whirring] 149 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:02,946 - ♪ La, la, la, la... ♪ - Hmm. 150 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,323 That's what I like to see. 151 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,950 Good job, Scratch. 152 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,868 You did this. Hold for applause. 153 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:12,080 [chuckles] 154 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,708 Hey, Georgie, you think you get to slack off 155 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,418 while everyone else busts their humps? 156 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,044 I better see some plaster happening, 157 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,338 or you're gonna end up in plaster. 158 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:22,132 Like... Like a cast? 159 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:23,174 Casts are made of plaster? 160 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:28,680 I'll crack you, Georgie. Crack you like an egg. 161 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,807 With a glass of OJ too. 162 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,350 Side of toast. Mm. 163 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,352 Sourdough. [chuckles] 164 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:37,731 [Molly] I got to find something to get through to Bart. 165 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,067 Oh, hey. 166 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,862 - Hey! - Didn't expect to see you here. 167 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:46,239 How's everything going with the Ghost Council? 168 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,033 Oh, great. Great, yeah. 169 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:50,910 Everyone's really responding to my positivity. 170 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,830 All of them. Just came for more star stickers 171 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,832 because everyone's doing so great. 172 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,418 - How's the play? - Also great. 173 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,755 Everyone's working hard, really respecting my authority. 174 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,590 I just came to get this bullhorn. 175 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:06,384 Because, you know, nothing says authority like-- 176 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:08,345 Cleanup on aisle 12! You know what I mean? 177 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,889 Well, it sounds like we're both doing a great job. 178 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:11,973 Mm-hmm. Yup. 179 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:13,308 - Yup. - Yup. 180 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:14,601 - So, great. - Okay. 181 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:15,727 - Great. - Going back out now. 182 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:16,770 Okay, cool. Awesome. 183 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,271 Mm-hmm. Great. 184 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:22,609 ♪ They're not doing great That was a lie ♪ 185 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,487 ♪ They've both got a holdout Who will not comply ♪ 186 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:28,114 ♪ That's why we're here ♪ 187 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,701 ♪ The purpose of this montage Is clear ♪ 188 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:35,830 ♪ They're doubling down ♪ Riding 'em hard ♪ 189 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:38,708 ♪ Breaking their will With an appreciative card ♪ 190 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:41,503 ♪ She's carrot, he's stick ♪ 191 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:43,546 ♪ Neither approach Is really working ♪ 192 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:45,340 ♪ But they're not gonna quit ♪ 193 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:48,760 ♪ Crackin' eggs Gonna make them break ♪ 194 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:52,138 ♪ He's got anger And she's got cake ♪ 195 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:56,101 ♪ Crackin' eggs Gonna get inside their heads ♪ 196 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:57,977 Oh, I'm sorry. Were you saying something? 197 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:01,940 ♪ Crackin' eggs Trying to make 'em obey ♪ 198 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,067 ♪ But you can't Physically force someone ♪ 199 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:06,444 ♪ To papier-mâché Crackin' eggs ♪ 200 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:09,030 ♪ Not above getting down On their knees to beg ♪ 201 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,074 - Please! - I need this. 202 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,492 - No. - ♪ Crackin' eggs ♪ 203 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:20,875 Jeez, Molly, your cuticles are out of control. 204 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:22,877 You know what? I'll connect you with my mani-pedi guy. 205 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:25,004 Yeah, I've got bigger problems, Scratch. 206 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:28,133 Um, remember when I said everything was going great? 207 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,884 Ooh, were you lying? 208 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:33,054 - Because I was definitely lying. - I was definitely lying. 209 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,973 I used all my best moves with Georgie. 210 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:37,600 I yelled, I threatened, I even took some low blows. 211 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,561 And she's giving me nothing. 212 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:44,023 I gave Bart every last gold star I had, and still no glow. 213 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,442 [both sigh] 214 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,610 Honestly, those two are so selfish. 215 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,696 Why are they making this our problem? 216 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,073 How are we supposed to know what'll make them happy? 217 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:55,034 Well, we could talk to them. 218 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:59,038 Huh. 219 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,623 Georgie? 220 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:02,584 Something's not working here, 221 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,753 and I don't just mean you, okay? 222 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,755 Why won't you make this lemming costume? 223 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:09,090 Because I always get stuck in the backstage. 224 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,760 I wanted to be the lemming, not make it. 225 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,804 So you were acting out because you wanted to act 226 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,181 in the show? 227 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:20,393 Tell you what, you make this lemming head 228 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,603 in time for the show, 229 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,396 and I will talk to Libby 230 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,522 about letting you play the lead. 231 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:25,940 Wow, really? 232 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,484 I got to get to work. 233 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,694 My greatest dream is finally coming true! 234 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,446 I don't know what's in the water in Brighton, 235 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,323 but it ain't helping the kids. 236 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,742 I mean, it feels like we could eat the cake. 237 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,744 It's just sitting there. 238 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,621 No one eats that cake. 239 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:42,082 Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart. 240 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,626 I see you're still struggling. What's the prob, corncob? 241 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:48,922 I don't care about stickers, prizes, or baked goods. 242 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,216 All I want is to do my job. 243 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,718 But I can't, because you're always coming in, 244 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,595 getting grease everywhere. 245 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,807 Mucking up the dark dais. It's disrespectful. 246 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:01,851 Okay, well, if staying out of your way is gonna help you 247 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:04,562 get your glow back, then I promise to no longer 248 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,439 eat food at your dais. 249 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,484 Really? Well, alrighty. 250 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:12,862 In that case, maybe I'll indulge. 251 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,739 A little slice. 252 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,074 But then it's straight back to work. 253 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,409 [chomps] 254 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,789 [Pham] Come on, are you serious? 255 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,083 Why aren't the space fairies in costume yet? 256 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,919 I should be seeing glitter, people. 257 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:32,257 Oh! I'm here. Did I miss it? 258 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,592 [in normal voice] Ew, yeah. Bodies feel weird. 259 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:37,136 - Did you talk to Georgie? - Yep, I cracked that egg. 260 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,472 Got to its gooey emotional yolk. 261 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,433 Well you will be happy to hear that the Ghost Council is back, 262 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:45,019 feeling more appreciated than ever, even Bart. 263 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:48,565 Oh, but you're no longer allowed to eat at that big desk thingy. 264 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,233 But that's my lunch table. 265 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:53,111 Food tastes better there. I can't explain it. 266 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,821 I gave them your word, Scratch. 267 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,072 - Fine. - [fanfare plays] 268 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,661 Society said it was impossible 269 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:05,957 for a lemming to pilot a starship 270 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:11,296 and find true love in space. 271 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:14,257 Yeah, there was a reason Georgie was not cast as the lead. 272 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:15,675 Yeah. Oof. 273 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,343 Second act still needs work. 274 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,220 ♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪