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(動感老爹革命)

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只有少於百分之一的塑膠袋
被回收再利用

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其餘的最終都會進入掩埋場
或成為四散的垃圾

4
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所以禁用塑膠袋
是對布萊頓最好的決策

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我們需要為解決方案盡一份心力
而不是加重污染!

6
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快看這個,小金

7
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(我只是個
血氣方剛、工作認真的普通人)

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-金魚點點鐘實在太讚了!
-你需要看更多圖表嗎?

9
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-我有圓餅圖、散佈圖、泡泡圖...
-不用,我懂你的意思了

10
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這隻魚在跳排舞耶

11
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在這裡簽名

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在這裡蓋章

13
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在這裡刻上陰森恐怖的古老符文

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主席的身分實在太煩了
簡直像一份全職工作!

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對,就是全職工作無誤

16
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下一個待辦事項很棘手

17
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驚魂幽靈把保鑣嚇壞了,鬧得一團糟

18
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他們讓狂野的派對徹底失控了

19
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這是主席的工作嗎?

20
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我看這是手下的工作吧?

21
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但是是你放出...

22
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是我把驚魂幽靈
從失敗幽靈漩渦放出來的,我知道

23
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重新整理...

24
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少來了,這壞掉了嗎?

25
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爸爸,怎麼了?

26
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我沒辦法讓人們明白
布萊頓禁用塑膠袋的重要性

27
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所以我決定在網路上召集支持

28
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但我的投影片在網路上也沒人要看

29
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-長度是三小時嗎?
-我有加入星形轉場效果,莫莉

30
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-人們還需要什麼?
-好吧

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爸爸,我有一個主意

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莫莉,這跟塑膠袋減量有什麼關聯?

33
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用跳舞的影片在點點鐘上傳遞資訊
就是打動人心的方法

34
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好吧,為了布萊頓而跳

35
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{\an8}布萊頓人每年大約使用
一百萬個塑膠袋

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{\an8}塑膠袋有時花上一千年才能被分解

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{\an8}在此期間,塑膠袋塞滿了垃圾掩埋場
也污染了河川

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{\an8}-所以來跳塑膠袋舞吧!
-上傳

39
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有人按愛心了,我從來沒收到過

40
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這感覺真棒,感覺我擁有了能力

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-來跳塑膠袋舞吧!
-對,塑膠袋會危害環境

42
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真是傻氣與真誠的完美結合
抱歉孩子們,我找到真正的舞者了

43
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大步離開吧!

44
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(禁用塑膠袋)

45
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根據這個舞蹈影片所傳遞的資訊

46
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這些塑膠袋是個大問題

47
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我們應該禁用塑膠袋,全體贊成嗎?

48
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(禁用塑膠袋,通過)

49
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我不敢置信,我的舞蹈真的有影響力

50
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看吧?
你只需要在理念中添加一點魔力

51
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你說得太對了,但為何止步於此呢?

52
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我喜歡你這個想法

53
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我們可以為其他重要的議題
創作更多影片

54
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然後成為一股無可阻擋的善意力量

55
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我不知道我們為什麼要笑得如此邪惡
這是個善舉啊

56
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我知道,只是這樣滿有趣的

57
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請忽略我
我只是過來拿個小點心再回去工作

58
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現在是什麼情況?

59
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白天,我只是一名都市規劃師

60
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但到了晚上,我就成了動感老爹

61
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{\an8}待會這裡會後製字幕
看起來就不會很蠢了

62
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看起來滿蠢的

63
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你不懂,親愛的癢癢

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{\an8}只要你把它編成一支舞蹈
人們任何事都會願意去做

65
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{\an8}任何事

66
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傑夫!

67
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我要給你看一個超酷的新舞步

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叫做...抖抖掃把舞

69
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這個舞跟我身為主席的工作職責
一點關聯也沒有

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看仔細了,讓點空間給我

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(抖抖臀再揮揮掃把...)

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還滿酷的吧?

73
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看起來確實很好玩

74
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我可以試試看嗎?

75
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你的屁股當然可以試試囉
因為實在太好玩了

76
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(抖抖臀再揮揮掃把...)

77
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(真是獨一無二
抖抖臀再揮揮掃把)

78
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(我有獨一無二的舞步)

79
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嘿,你們站在這裡幹嘛?

80
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這是什麼瞪眼比賽嗎?

81
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快點,來拿支掃把去玩吧

82
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我真不敢相信,他們在替我工作

83
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(嘿,點點鐘)

84
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(你們知道嗎?)

85
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(行善很簡單)

86
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{\an8}(還會讓你變好看喔)

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- (動起來)
- (動起來)

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- (隨著節奏起舞)
- (節奏)

89
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- (跟著我做就對了)
- (跟我做)

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- (與我共舞)
- (開始了)

91
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(蹲低...拾起任何在地上的垃圾)

92
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- (在地上)
- (丟進屬於它的垃圾桶)

93
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(可以分解的就丟進堆肥桶)

94
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(你必須動起來,盡你的一份力)

95
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(收集到處四散的購物車)

96
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(在小狗公園當鏟屎官)

97
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(記得用力按下愛心符號)

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- (拿支掃把來掃地)
- (掃地)

99
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- (把灰塵集中成一堆)
- (一堆)

100
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- (我要把你們變成綿羊)
- (綿羊)

101
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(然後從後門溜出去睡覺)

102
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(舞蹈在全國大流行)

103
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(市民的自豪感與日俱增)

104
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(把溜滑梯上的口香糖刮下來)

105
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- (你跟我一起做)
- (肩並肩)

106
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- (跳舞)
- (跳舞)

107
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- (給植物澆水)
- (植物)

108
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- (現在來蓋橡皮章)
- (蓋章)

109
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(來與我共舞)

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- (來與我共舞)
- (現在就跟我一起做)

111
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- (跳舞)
- (跳舞)

112
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- (你成功被催眠了)
- (亮片長褲)

113
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- (現在我們要安裝無障礙坡道)
- (輪椅坡道)

114
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(與我共舞)

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(愛心...)

116
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- (我能在血液中感受到)
- (愛心...)

117
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- (我要甩開韁繩)
- (愛心...)

118
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- (就快要真的發瘋了)
- (愛心...)

119
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(再來換一套服裝!)

120
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(與我共舞...)

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{\an8}(與我共舞)

122
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(動感老爹)

123
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{\an8}你能把文字變小一點嗎?
擋住我的高踢腿了

124
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{\an8}小一點...

125
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再小一點點...

126
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這樣就對了

127
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再小一點,完美極了

128
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這樣根本看不到了

129
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莫莉,身為這個對話中的網紅

130
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我認為我知道人們想要什麼
動感老爹

131
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-完全沒錯,動爹
-你是誰啊?

132
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還有誰是動爹?

133
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動爹就是動感老爹
而我是JR,新的編舞老師

134
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趕快跟上,我不知道你的名字

135
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他很逼人
但他會把我推向另一個層次

136
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少講話,多錄點點鐘

137
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聽我數一、二,做麵條手臂

138
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彼得,你太僵硬了,像沒煮熟的麵條

139
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這樣就對了,你做到了

140
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這都是為了粉絲,莫莉

141
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我這麼做會讓他們開心

142
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去感受...

143
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過著夢想的生活...

144
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過著夢想的生活,跳起來...去感受

145
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我很高興JR教了我這些舞步

146
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-誰料到我瘦長的四肢會派上用場?
-對

147
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-但是爸爸,關於這點...
-喂,彼得

148
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我感受到動感老爹的氛圍了

149
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你何時要過來喝麥根沙士
和唱卡拉OK?

150
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你懂的,魯比斯,舞蹈可不會等人

151
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好,我剛想說的是,你最近的行為...

152
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安德莉亞粉們,看看我遇見誰了?

153
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是動感老爹!

154
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(天啊,真有名,好酷,愛你)

155
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感謝你的客串,麥琪先生
大家都在標記你

156
00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,258
你有聽見嗎?我炙手可熱

157
00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:08,678
我真的覺得你可能忘記
我們做這件事的初衷了...

158
00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,931
彼得麥琪,你正是我在找的人

159
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帕蒂,你不需要開口問

160
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-我願意為粉絲做任何事
-我不想要自拍照

161
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我想抱怨這個人行道上的裂縫

162
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我相信我爸很快就會去處理了

163
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莫莉,你一定不敢相信
誰剛在點點鐘上跟我的影片合拍

164
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肯尼史達!

165
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JR,我們需要編一支新的舞
來回應肯尼史達

166
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我已經在設計了!

167
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抬起你的膝蓋,抖動你的肩膀

168
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把肩膀上的光都抖下來
你這算哪門子的抖動?

169
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加把勁,這支舞要獻給肯尼史達

170
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彼得,你給我回來!

171
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我的玉米啊,帕蒂,你還好嗎?

172
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有人需要來處理這該死的裂縫!

173
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你說得對,有人需要有所作為

174
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我知道這個人是誰

175
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就是我

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-我只是想說明清楚
-我有聽懂

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怎麼回事?

178
00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:08,154
為什麼沒人在努力做...你們的舞步?

179
00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:11,032
你不想跳文書洗牌舞嗎?

180
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那個舞步比我還死氣沉沉

181
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-我們想要新鮮的內容
-就像那樣!

182
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等一下,那要不要...你們別這樣!

183
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嚇到我小手揮揮

184
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這是什麼?驚喜派對嗎?

185
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等一下,我們重演一次

186
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我會跳進來,驚喜
然後轉化成一個蹦跳的舞步

187
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好了,重新來過

188
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這不是驚喜派對,爸爸,是檢討大會

189
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我覺得粉絲會比較喜歡驚喜派對

190
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彼得,請坐下

191
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“爸爸,你為了讓布萊頓更美好
而加入了點點鐘...”

192
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,672
喂!

193
00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:09,924
抱歉,我剛沒聽到

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親愛的,有人跟你說過
演講需要加入一點魔力才行嗎?

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我們有料到會是這個情況

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達里爾,啟動B計畫

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又有人跟我的影片合拍了

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我們認為
這是唯一能吸引你注意的方式

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你不能因為嚐了成名的滋味
就讓布萊頓失望,彼得

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此外,我才是這個家的混亂來源
不是你啊

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我從沒想過我會這麼說

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但或許我該更認真聽
你無聊的簡報才對

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我很失望
你忙到沒時間跟我一起做麥根汽水

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我想念以前的彼得了

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別胡鬧了,趕緊把人行道修好

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莫莉說你需要跳舞才行

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(布萊頓山莊)

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你還欠我一個新的助行器!

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這真的是觸及人群的好媒介

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00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:11,820
莫莉,我認為你應該替我保管
帳號和密碼

211
00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,822
這麼強大的能力顯然不能交付給我

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- JR,我們結束了
-沒差

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帕蒂很會跳,她是巨星的料
我早就忘記你是哪位了

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我沒想到舞蹈的威力如此強大
可以用來行善,也具有毀滅性

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舞蹈的威力呀

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(抖抖臀再揮揮掃把...)

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你知道嗎?至少這很好玩

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(討厭鬼與莫莉麥琪)

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