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(動感老爹革命)

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只有少於百分之一的膠袋
被回收再利用

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其餘的最終都會進入堆填區
或成為四散的垃圾

4
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所以禁用膠袋是對白禮頓最好的決策

5
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我們要為解決問題盡一分力
而不是加重問題

6
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快看這個,小金

7
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(我只是個血氣方剛
工作認真的普通人)

8
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金魚點點鐘實在太棒了!

9
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你需要看更多圖表嗎?

10
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-我有圓形圖、散佈圖、泡泡圖...
-不用,我懂你的意思了

11
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天啊,這條魚在跳直線舞

12
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在這裡簽名

13
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在這裡蓋章

14
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在這裡刻上幽靈陰森古文

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當主席實在太煩了

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簡直就像全職工作

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對,它的確是全職工作

18
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下一個待辦事項很棘手

19
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驚魂幽靈把保安嚇壞了,鬧得一團糟

20
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他們讓狂野派對徹底失控了

21
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這是主席的工作嗎?

22
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看起來比較像嘍囉的工作吧?

23
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但驚魂幽靈...

24
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是我從失敗幽靈漩渦放出來的

25
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我知道

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重新載入...

27
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救命,它壞掉了嗎?

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爸爸,怎麼了?

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我沒辦法讓人們明白
白禮頓禁用膠袋的重要性

30
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所以我決定在網上召集支持

31
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但我的投影片也沒有人看

32
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-時長是...三小時嗎?
-我有加入星形轉場效果,莫莉

33
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-人們還需要什麼?
-好吧

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爸爸,我有一個主意

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莫莉,這跟減少使用膠袋
有什麼關係?

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在點點鐘上傳有資訊性的舞蹈影片

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就是打動人心的方法

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好吧,為了白禮頓

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{\an8}白禮頓人每年使用約一百萬個膠袋

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{\an8}膠袋有時候要花上一千年才能被分解

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{\an8}與此同時,膠袋塞滿了堆填區
也污染了河川

42
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{\an8}-所以來跳膠袋舞吧
-上傳

43
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有人讚好了,我從來沒收到過

44
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感覺真棒,感覺很強大

45
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-來跳膠袋舞吧
-對,膠袋會危害環境

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真是笨拙與真誠的完美結合

47
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抱歉,孩子們,我找到真正的舞者了

48
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你們大步離開吧

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(禁用膠袋)

50
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根據這條資訊性的舞蹈影片

51
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這些膠袋是個大問題

52
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我們應該禁用膠袋,全體贊成嗎?

53
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(禁用膠袋,通過)

54
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不敢置信,我的舞蹈真的有影響力

55
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看吧?你只需要為訊息添加一點魔力

56
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你說得很對,但為何止步於此呢?

57
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我喜歡你這個想法

58
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我們可以為其他重要的議題
創作更多影片

59
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然後成為一股無可阻擋的善意力量

60
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我不知道我們為何笑得這麼邪惡

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這明明是善舉

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我知道,只是這樣挺有趣的

63
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不用在乎我

64
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我只是來拿些小點心再回去工作

65
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這是什麼情況?

66
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白天,我只是一名城市規劃師

67
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但到了晚上,我會變成動感老爹

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{\an8}然後這裡會上字幕
看起來才不會很傻

69
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看起來真的很傻

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你不懂,親愛的癢癢

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{\an8}只要你把它編成一支舞蹈
人們會願意做任何事

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{\an8}任何事

73
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傑夫

74
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我要給你看一個超型格的新舞步

75
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叫做...抖抖掃把舞

76
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跟我身為主席的工作完全無關

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看清楚了,讓點位置給我

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(抖抖臀再揮揮掃把...)

79
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很有型吧?

80
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看起來確實很好玩

81
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我可以試試看嗎?

82
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你的屁股當然可以試試了
因為實在太好玩了

83
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(抖抖臀再揮揮掃把...)

84
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(與別不同)

85
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(抖抖臀再揮揮掃把)

86
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(我有與別不同的舞步)

87
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喂,你們站著做什麼?
這是什麼瞪眼比賽嗎?

88
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快點,一人拿一支掃把

89
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玩得開心點

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我真不敢相信,他們在替我工作

91
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(嘿,點點鐘)

92
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(你們知道嗎?)

93
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(行善很簡單)

94
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{\an8}(還會讓你變好看)

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- (動起來)
- (動起來)

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- (隨著節奏起舞)
- (節奏)

97
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- (跟著我做就對了)
- (跟我做)

98
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- (與我共舞)
- (開始了)

99
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(蹲低...拾起任何在地上的垃圾)

100
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- (在地上)
- (丟進屬於它的垃圾桶)

101
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(可以分解的就丟進堆肥桶)

102
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(你必須動起來,盡你的力量)

103
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(收集四散的購物車)

104
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(在小狗公園當鏟屎官)

105
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(記得用力按下愛心)

106
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- (拿支掃把來掃地)
- (掃地)

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- (把灰塵集中成一堆)
- (一堆)

108
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- (我要把你們變成綿羊)
- (綿羊)

109
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(然後從後門溜出去睡覺)

110
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(舞蹈在全國大流行)

111
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(市民的自豪感與日俱增)

112
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(把滑梯上的香口膠刮下來)

113
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- (你與我一起做)
- (肩並肩)

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- (跳舞)
- (跳舞)

115
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- (給植物澆水)
- (植物)

116
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- (現在來蓋章)
- (蓋章)

117
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(來與我共舞)

118
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- (來與我共舞)
- (現在就跟我一起做)

119
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- (跳舞)
- (跳舞)

120
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- (我把你催眠了)
- (閃片長褲)

121
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- (現在我們要設置斜坡道)
- (輪椅斜坡道)

122
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(與我共舞)

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(愛心...)

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- (我能在血液中感受到)
- (愛心...)

125
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- (我要甩開韁繩)
- (愛心...)

126
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- (就快要真的發瘋了)
- (愛心...)

127
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(再來換一套服裝)

128
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(與我共舞...)

129
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{\an8}(與我共舞)

130
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(動感老爹)

131
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你能把文字變小一點嗎?

132
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{\an8}擋住我的踢腿了

133
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{\an8}小一點...

134
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再小一點...

135
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這樣就對了

136
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再小一點,完美

137
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這樣根本看不到

138
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莫莉,身為我們之中的紅人

139
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我認為我很清楚人們想要什麼

140
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動感老爹

141
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-完全沒錯,動爹
-你是誰啊?

142
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而且誰是動爹?

143
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動爹就是動感老爹

144
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而我是阿傑,新的編舞老師

145
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趕快跟上...我不知道你叫什麼名字

146
00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:09,286
他很盛氣凌人
但他會把我推向另一個層次

147
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少講話,多錄點點鐘

148
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一、二,麵條手臂

149
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彼得,你太僵硬了,像沒煮熟的意粉

150
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這樣就對了,你做到了

151
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這都是為了粉絲,莫莉

152
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我在激樂他們

153
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感受...

154
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過著夢寐以求的生活...

155
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過著夢寐以求的生活,起來...感受

156
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我很高興阿傑教了我這些舞步

157
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-誰猜到我細長的四肢會派上用場?
-對

158
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-但是爸爸,關於這點...
-彼得

159
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我感受到動感老爹的氛圍了

160
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你何時要過來喝沙士啤酒
和唱卡拉OK?

161
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你懂的,魯賓,舞蹈可不會等人

162
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好,我剛想說的是,你最近的行為...

163
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安德莉亞粉們,看看我遇見誰了

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是動感老爹

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(天啊,是名人,好神奇,愛你)

166
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感謝你的客串,麥琪先生

167
00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:03,340
大家都在標註你

168
00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,258
你聽見了嗎?我炙手可熱

169
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我真的覺得你可能忘記
我們做這件事的初衷了...

170
00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,931
彼得麥琪,你正是我在找的人

171
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帕蒂,你不需要開口問

172
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我願意配合粉絲的一切要求

173
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我才不想要自拍照

174
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我想抱怨這條行人路上的裂縫

175
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我相信我爸爸很快就會去處理了

176
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莫莉,你一定不敢相信
誰剛在點點鐘上跟我的影片合照

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是肯尼史達

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阿傑,我們需要編一支新的舞
來回應肯尼史達

179
00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,039
我已經在編了

180
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抬起你的膝蓋,抖動你的肩膀

181
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把肩膀的生命都抖下來
你這樣哪稱得上是抖動?

182
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加把勁,這支舞是要獻給肯尼史達的

183
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彼得,你給我回來

184
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我的天啊,帕蒂,你還好嗎?

185
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快找人來處理這條該死的裂縫

186
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你說得對,需要人作出行動

187
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我知道這個人是誰

188
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就是我

189
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-我只是想說清楚
-我聽我懂

190
00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:03,775
怎麼回事?

191
00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:08,154
為什麼沒有人在做...舞步?

192
00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:11,032
你不想跳文書洗牌舞嗎?

193
00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:13,410
那個舞步比我還死氣沉沉

194
00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:17,205
-我們想要新鮮的內容
-就像那樣

195
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等一下,那要不要...別這樣

196
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嚇得我手震了

197
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這是什麼?驚喜派對嗎?

198
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等一下,我們重演一次

199
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我會跳進來,做個驚喜

200
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然後轉化成一個蹦跳的舞步

201
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好了,重新來過

202
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這不是驚喜派對,爸爸,是檢討大會

203
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我覺得粉絲會比較喜歡驚喜派對

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彼得,請坐

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「爸爸,你為了讓白禮頓更美好
而加入了點點鐘...」

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喂!

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抱歉,我剛沒聽到

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親愛的,有人跟你說過
演講需要加入一點魔力嗎?

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我們有預料到這個情況

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達里爾,啟動後備計劃

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又有人跟我的影片合拍了

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我們認為
這是唯一能吸引你注意的方式

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你不能因為嚐了成名的滋味
就讓白禮頓失望,彼得

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而且我才是這個家的混亂來源
不是你

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我完全沒猜到我會說這種話

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但或許我該更認真聽
你無聊的簡報才對

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我很失望
你忙到沒時間跟我一起做沙士啤酒

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我想念以前的彼得了

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別胡鬧了,趕快把行人路修好

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莫莉說你要邊跳舞邊說

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(白禮頓山安老院)

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你還欠我一個新的助行器!

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這真的是觸及人的好媒介

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莫莉,我認為你應該替我保管
帳號和密碼

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這麼強大的能力顯然不能交付給我

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-阿傑,我們結束了
-知道了

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帕蒂跳得很好,她是當巨星的材料

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我忘記你是哪位了

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我沒想到舞蹈的威力如此強大

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可以用來行善,也可以毀滅一個人

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舞蹈的威力

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(抖抖臀再揮揮掃把...)

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你知道嗎?至少這很好玩

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(討厭鬼與莫莉麥琪)

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