1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:04,047 . 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:05,396 - Grass. Reefer. 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,399 Jazz cigarettes. Jamaican caviar. 4 00:00:08,443 --> 00:00:12,186 Whatever you call it, legalized marijuana is here to stay. 5 00:00:12,229 --> 00:00:13,665 - Did you not review his remarks beforehand? 6 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:15,102 - I wrote them. 7 00:00:15,145 --> 00:00:16,364 I looked up all the slang on my church's website. 8 00:00:16,407 --> 00:00:19,193 - Today, the legal marijuana business 9 00:00:19,236 --> 00:00:21,499 is a financial boon to our city. 10 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:24,067 So I am proud to be here at the grand opening 11 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:26,417 of L.A.'s 10,000th dispensary. 12 00:00:26,461 --> 00:00:29,072 [scattered applause] You ready, L.A.? 13 00:00:29,116 --> 00:00:33,076 Go...buy drugs now! 14 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,035 - He improv'd that. 15 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:38,995 [uplifting music] 16 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:46,350 ♪ 17 00:00:47,221 --> 00:00:49,353 - At 10:00, we go to Alf Junior High School, 18 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:51,834 which he named after Alf from the show "Alf." 19 00:00:51,877 --> 00:00:53,183 So much history in this city. 20 00:00:53,227 --> 00:00:54,663 - It's a photo op 21 00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:56,056 for the Meatless Monday school lunch initiative. 22 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:57,361 - Yeah, should bea total lay-up. 23 00:00:57,405 --> 00:00:59,407 - We just don't want to get meme-ed. 24 00:00:59,450 --> 00:01:01,583 You know, the funny internet photos? 25 00:01:01,626 --> 00:01:03,585 - Oh, like the one with the happy baby, 26 00:01:03,628 --> 00:01:05,891 and underneath it says, "When you hit the fairway." 27 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:09,547 It's funny because how would the baby know, right? 28 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:11,723 - That's hilarious, sir, but as a public figure, 29 00:01:11,767 --> 00:01:13,377 you don't want to become a funny picture. 30 00:01:13,421 --> 00:01:14,596 - Okay. - That's why we avoid 31 00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:17,468 bathing suits, dancing at a cultural day, 32 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:19,383 and, above all, eating on camera. 33 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:21,211 - Got it, no eating. - After Meatless Mondays, 34 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:24,127 we go to El Segundoto open up a community center. 35 00:01:24,171 --> 00:01:26,086 And I figure we caneat in the car. 36 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:27,609 It's my turn to pick,and I pick tacos. 37 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:29,089 - In the car, Jayden? - Tacos is a terrible car food. 38 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:30,264 - I pick tacos! 39 00:01:30,307 --> 00:01:31,830 - Okay. - After that, we go to 40 00:01:31,874 --> 00:01:34,833 Tujunga to judge a Cutest Grandpa competition. 41 00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:36,226 That sounds fun. - A what? 42 00:01:36,270 --> 00:01:37,880 - No, I'm the mayor. 43 00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:39,838 I shouldn't be spending my day going to a ceremony 44 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:43,668 celebrating zero deaths at Six Flags this summer. 45 00:01:43,712 --> 00:01:45,540 - Oh, no, they actually canceled that this morning. 46 00:01:45,583 --> 00:01:47,933 They checked the bushes. - Now, what I'm saying is 47 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:51,241 we have real problems here-- homelessness, infrastructure. 48 00:01:51,285 --> 00:01:52,764 - The Oscar host situation. 49 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:54,418 God, that group thing does not work. 50 00:01:54,462 --> 00:01:56,942 - These photo ops and canned speeches-- 51 00:01:56,986 --> 00:01:59,510 it's just pointless. I want to do something. 52 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:02,818 Let's fix the traffic problem. Build a subway. 53 00:02:02,861 --> 00:02:04,733 - L.A. has a subway, sir. 54 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:06,169 - Well, it stinks. 55 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:07,214 - Hey. - What? 56 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:09,172 - I hate my job too. 57 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:10,695 But you know how I get through the day? 58 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:12,262 - We all knowhow you get through your day. 59 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:14,873 - This is what change looks like. 60 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:18,442 I am the first woman of color without a master's degree 61 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:20,140 to serve as chief of staff. 62 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:22,881 Hashtag progress, hashtag one filter. 63 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:24,840 My first act as "the boss"-- 64 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:27,321 changing the code on the executive bathroom 65 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:30,237 to the birthday of a feminist icon. 66 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:31,673 Katniss Everdeen. 67 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:35,198 Hey, I'm not perfect. My nails are chipped. 68 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:37,026 I get UTIs. 69 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:39,594 My car is filthy. 70 00:02:39,637 --> 00:02:41,335 [rapid beeping] Oh! 71 00:02:41,378 --> 00:02:44,338 Hey guys. I mean, good morning, sir. 72 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:45,817 - Good morning. Apparently, I'm not 73 00:02:45,861 --> 00:02:47,732 gonna be in the office at all today 74 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:51,475 because being mayor is 90% photo ops and animal funerals. 75 00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:53,390 - Not just any animal.Dog with a Blog. 76 00:02:53,434 --> 00:02:56,176 - So I'm putting you in charge today, Mikaela, 77 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:58,134 and you have one job-- 78 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,136 babysit Arpi Meskimen. 79 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,399 Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer. 80 00:03:02,443 --> 00:03:04,662 - That's why I'm so nice to my sister's baby. 81 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:06,664 - I don't trust the deputy mayor, 82 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:08,492 so keep her distracted, okay? 83 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:10,494 - I'll be cigarette lighter. She'll be my sister's baby. 84 00:03:10,538 --> 00:03:12,409 - Thank you Mikaela. 85 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:14,324 [phone beeps] 86 00:03:14,368 --> 00:03:16,021 I'm not saying this about a dog. 87 00:03:16,065 --> 00:03:17,240 - I'll show you a picture, sir. 88 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:18,676 For a dog he was pretty hot, 89 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,201 and for a blogger, he was very hot. 90 00:03:21,244 --> 00:03:23,377 - This is my office. 91 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:25,248 Still got a lot of work to do. 92 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:26,641 - I heard you wanted to see me. 93 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:28,251 - [gasps] - I'd been hoping 94 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:29,339 to get a minute with you as well. 95 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:30,732 I'd love to show you "Pee-pee porn." 96 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:33,691 - Ew, no. Wait, is that sex negative? 97 00:03:33,735 --> 00:03:36,216 - It's an acronym for Private Plane Paths 98 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:37,695 Over Residential Neighborhoods. 99 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:40,437 I been working on this ever since the Richie-Riches 100 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:43,266 in Santa Monica got the FAA to ban private jets 101 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:45,225 at their airport because of noise pollution. 102 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:46,704 The problem is, 103 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:49,229 now Van Nuys airport is getting twice the traffic, 104 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:51,579 which means twice the noise over poorer neighborhoods. 105 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:53,711 And it's really affecting the kids there. 106 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:56,497 I mean, did you see this year's L.A. County Spelling Bee? 107 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,934 - Your word is syzygy. 108 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:01,197 - What? - Syzygy. 109 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,416 - What? 110 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:04,418 - Syzygy! - What? 111 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:06,768 - Mm. - I'd love...to take PPPORN 112 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:09,205 to the Council with Mayor Bremer's support. 113 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,555 And since he's out, his [ahem] 114 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:14,079 chief of staff is the boss. 115 00:04:14,123 --> 00:04:16,168 So, boss... 116 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:20,695 - Arpi, obviously, PPPORN is worth looking at, 117 00:04:20,738 --> 00:04:23,611 but it's not going to be our priority today. 118 00:04:24,525 --> 00:04:26,614 - Fair enough. So what is? 119 00:04:26,657 --> 00:04:29,138 - Um...today, I was thinking 120 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:32,881 that we could all settle in, set up our offices. 121 00:04:32,924 --> 00:04:35,405 I'm sure you have a lot of unpacking to do. 122 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:37,712 - No, I asked them to not give me an office. 123 00:04:37,755 --> 00:04:39,714 This is all of the desk I need. 124 00:04:39,757 --> 00:04:41,846 Inbox, outbox, pepper spray, 125 00:04:41,890 --> 00:04:44,371 trail mix, and a David Baldacci novel 126 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:46,416 for red lights while I'm on my bicycle. 127 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:47,852 - Well, as you can see, 128 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:49,506 my office still needs a lot of work. 129 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,595 - I get it. Optics are important. 130 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:53,423 You're the chief of frickin' staff. 131 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:54,772 You got the cherry parking spot 132 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:56,034 and the code to the good bathroom. 133 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:58,036 You need an office space that reflects that. 134 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,908 So how can I help? 135 00:04:59,951 --> 00:05:03,607 - Okay, great. Well, I got some magazines. 136 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:05,043 - Looking for ideas. Smart. 137 00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:06,871 - I was going to make a vision board. 138 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:08,438 - See it all together. Find a theme. 139 00:05:08,482 --> 00:05:10,005 - But I couldn't find any tape. 140 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:12,224 - Well, then let's get you some tape. 141 00:05:12,268 --> 00:05:14,444 To the supply closet, boss. 142 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:16,620 - [small laugh] 143 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:18,230 - Why am I sitting in traffic? 144 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:19,928 Where's my police escort? 145 00:05:19,971 --> 00:05:21,625 - Okay, so I did order a police escort 146 00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:23,627 off of the internet, but when she showed up, 147 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:24,889 she was a stripper. [phone buzzes] 148 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:26,413 So I told her to go home, and she said, 149 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:27,849 "I don't have a home," so I said, "Come live with me." 150 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:29,894 - Hey, sweetheart. - We watched your press 151 00:05:29,938 --> 00:05:32,157 conference this morning in civics--we're doing a unit 152 00:05:32,201 --> 00:05:35,683 on the boomer generation's failure and hypocrisy. 153 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:37,380 Like how a certain powerful boomer 154 00:05:37,424 --> 00:05:39,600 wouldn't let me buy a CBD mud mask, 155 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:41,384 but this morning he told the whole city 156 00:05:41,428 --> 00:05:42,951 to go and buy drugs. 157 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:45,780 - Okay, all right, look, that was the mayor talking. 158 00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:49,827 Cannabis is legal for adults. You're 15, Orly. 159 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:51,351 - You do know that legalization 160 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,788 is racist and classist, right? 161 00:05:53,831 --> 00:05:55,833 A lot of marginalized communities 162 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:58,358 depend on the illicit drug trade to live. 163 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:02,187 The poor, surfers, DJs with crushing DJ school debt. 164 00:06:02,231 --> 00:06:05,452 - You are so smart. I'm so proud of you. 165 00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:06,844 [beep] 166 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:10,021 - Ooh, sir, we are back on for Six Flags. 167 00:06:10,065 --> 00:06:11,632 That body they found turned out to be 168 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:12,763 a very realistic sex doll. 169 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:15,331 - And we're celebrating that? 170 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,246 Really? 171 00:06:17,289 --> 00:06:19,596 Yes. Jared, yes! 172 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:22,512 That was the best Spider-Man. Yeah! 173 00:06:22,556 --> 00:06:23,948 - Someone's mood has improved. 174 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:25,515 - Yeah, I had a couple pudding cups. 175 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:28,039 - That's a very cool blouse. 176 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:31,521 [laughs] Wait, that was just a heart. 177 00:06:31,565 --> 00:06:33,131 And now it's a soccer ball? 178 00:06:33,175 --> 00:06:35,046 Are you kidding me, Chloe R.? 179 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:37,005 Did you-- Oh, yeah. 180 00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:38,310 - Okay, let's just get this over with. 181 00:06:38,354 --> 00:06:39,834 Okay, everybody. 182 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:43,359 - Sir, sir, remember. Don't eat. 183 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,361 - Whisper, whisper, whisper. 184 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,058 - So "meatless Mondays" on three! 185 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:48,886 One, two-- 186 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:51,106 - Oh my God, what is he doing? 187 00:06:51,149 --> 00:06:53,325 Is he rolling it up, tip to crust? 188 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:56,285 - No, no, please don't eat it. - Don't eat it, don't eat it, 189 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:59,897 Don't eat it! Oh! - Oh! 190 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:01,551 - Sir. 191 00:07:02,813 --> 00:07:05,076 - [muffled] Meatless Monday. [laughing] 192 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,252 I have so much food in my mouth. 193 00:07:07,296 --> 00:07:08,645 I couldn't say it. 194 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:10,299 . 195 00:07:10,342 --> 00:07:12,823 - Shoot. Looks like we're out of tape. 196 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,782 This tends to happen towards the end of the fiscal year. 197 00:07:14,825 --> 00:07:16,479 - We run out of tape? 198 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:17,698 - City government, boss. 199 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:20,527 It ain't Google with their free breakfasts 200 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:24,095 and meditation rooms, and all the tape in the world. 201 00:07:24,139 --> 00:07:26,054 - Well, I guess we could go buy some. 202 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:28,665 - Or we make like government workers 203 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:30,188 and get resourceful. 204 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:31,799 This is an opportunity for you to learn 205 00:07:31,842 --> 00:07:33,975 how things get done around here, ma'am. 206 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:35,542 Let me show you the ropes. 207 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:38,240 - Well, I don't want to waste your whole day. 208 00:07:38,283 --> 00:07:39,937 - Waste? Hey, I'm here to help you. 209 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:42,287 And I know a guy who might just have some tape. 210 00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:45,290 Double sided. The good stuff. 211 00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:48,250 - I'm not sure why you think I'd have double-sided tape. 212 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:50,078 I'm just a normal guy. 213 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:54,561 - Well, sorry to waste your time, Herb. 214 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:55,997 Let's go, Ms. Shaw. 215 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,826 - However, perhaps I could find some. 216 00:07:58,869 --> 00:08:02,133 I don't know where, just off the top of my head. 217 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:05,441 I mean, not there. [laughing] What? 218 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,270 But you need to do me a favor first. 219 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:09,880 - I'm not letting you draw me again. 220 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:13,231 - My council parking placard was revoked recently. 221 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:14,537 Yes, I parked at a fire hydrant 222 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:16,496 so I could run into the drugstore, 223 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:19,629 but that's only because if my mistress gets pregnant, 224 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:21,936 that would affect my work for the city. 225 00:08:21,979 --> 00:08:23,764 - Preaching to the choir, Councilman. 226 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:27,768 - So if you could arrange for the return of my placard, 227 00:08:27,811 --> 00:08:30,074 I might just be able to secure 228 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:32,947 some very sticky tape for you. 229 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:34,383 [Bremer laughing] 230 00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:37,038 - We've been meme'd. Hard. 231 00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:39,475 - You just got a targeted ad for a pillow with a heartbeat? 232 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,737 - Okay, that's private, Tommy. 233 00:08:40,781 --> 00:08:42,522 - Well, do you think I wanted to see it? 234 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:44,436 - You guys, I'm loving the banter. 235 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,004 - Sir, why did you do that with the pizza? 236 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:49,224 - Why are you guys so serious? 237 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:51,443 I'm in a good mood now. 238 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:54,621 - Oh my God. - Wink. 239 00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:56,448 - Wait, Mr. Mayor, back at the weed dispensary-- 240 00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:59,843 - I got a bear. Then I ate a bear. 241 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:01,541 [imitates explosion] Puhhh! 242 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,934 - Hey, I just want to say, it was really cool 243 00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:07,459 meeting someone as tall as you, so feel free to partake. 244 00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:09,070 - I haven't smoked in years. 245 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:11,899 - You don't have to smoke, man. 246 00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:14,510 They're edibles, you just eat them. 247 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,730 An hour later, you'll forget all about the backstabbing 248 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,645 in the unicycle community. 249 00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:20,472 - [chuckles softly] 250 00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:22,605 It would've been rude if I'd said no. 251 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,738 - But you didn't need to actually eat one of them. 252 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:26,391 - Yes, I did. 253 00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:29,786 'Cause you guys keep dragging me all over town for nothing. 254 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:31,309 So yeah. 255 00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:33,877 Oh, come on. It was just a couple of bears. 256 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:35,662 Whoever got hurt by bears? 257 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:37,272 - Well, when my aunt was having her 258 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:39,100 last-ever period, she went to the woods-- 259 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:41,363 - Sir, what do you mean, a couple of bears? 260 00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:43,539 - Shh-shh, Tommy will get mad. 261 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:47,369 [laughs] Oh wait, I just-- I did that-- 262 00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:48,631 [laughs] 263 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:51,808 - It's funny you ask about placards, Arpi. 264 00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:54,550 Because my brother-in-law is the DOT liaison 265 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,379 with the L.A.P.D. traffic coordination section. 266 00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:59,903 - Huh. What do you know? 267 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:03,167 And hey, if there's anything the chief of staff 268 00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:05,300 and I can do in return... 269 00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:07,258 - Look, the mayor's office 270 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:09,260 issues an official proclamation 271 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:11,393 for pretty much every day of the year. 272 00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:12,568 - Yes, sir, today I believe 273 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,223 is Ugly Nanny Day here in Los Angeles. 274 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:17,138 - Well, my twin daughters-- 275 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:19,401 - Cameron and Sophie. Lovely girls. 276 00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:21,621 - Well, thank you. They turn 16 in May. 277 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:24,319 My ex-wife's new husband works for Disney. 278 00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:27,017 So every birthday, I get my ass handed to me. 279 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:29,585 Last year, they got to melt Olaf. 280 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,108 - Divorce is toughest on the dads. 281 00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:33,763 - But this year, I'm going to bury Kevin. 282 00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:35,591 I want the twins' birthdays, 283 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,420 May 5th, to be declared Sophie and Cameron Higbee day. 284 00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,465 - Well, that's something 285 00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:42,946 the mayor's office would have to approve. 286 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,687 - Absolutely. 287 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,515 Arpi, why don't we spend the afternoon 288 00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:49,300 getting the proc language just right. 289 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:51,694 Frank, tell us about your daughters. 290 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,261 - Wonderful. 291 00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,524 For starters, the divorce was their fault. 292 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,700 - That's one hell of a proclamation. 293 00:10:57,744 --> 00:11:01,661 Now, let's get the mayor's Jane Hancock on this. 294 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:04,054 Feminism. 295 00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,752 - Look, I don't want this to take 296 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:09,103 any longer than it needs to, but before we use the AutoPen, 297 00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:11,018 I should probably call the mayor. 298 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:13,281 - Sure thing. Due diligence. 299 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:15,544 I'll just be over here doing my stretches. 300 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,679 [phone rings] 301 00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:22,290 - Guys, guys, guys. It's Mikaela from work. 302 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,901 Act like we're not high. 303 00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:27,295 Hello, Officer. - Sir, it's Mikaela. 304 00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:29,645 I just wanted to let you know that Arpi and I- 305 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,300 - Hello, sir. - Have been together all day-- 306 00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:33,693 - Haven't even bathroomed. 307 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,346 - And right now, we were wondering 308 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,958 if we can maybe use the AutoPen to make 309 00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:40,743 next May 5th Sophie and Cameron Higbee Day? 310 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:44,007 - That sounds amazing. Hey. We should meet up. 311 00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,531 Wherever we are in our lives, we should be together 312 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:49,273 for Sophie and Cameron Higbee Day. 313 00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:51,319 Okay? Love you. 314 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:57,586 - Sir, maybe we should go ahead and cancel our next stop. 315 00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:00,502 - No, no, no, come on. Look at me. I can maintain. 316 00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:04,854 I've been maintaining on real pot since-- 317 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,334 since before your parents 318 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:07,901 even thought about having a child. 319 00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:10,468 - Thought about? I was an accident, sir. 320 00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,122 - Mr. Mayor, I'm not a drug expert. 321 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,429 But according to a "Fresh Air" interview with Calvin Broadus, 322 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:18,389 aka Snoop Dogg, quote, "That bleep be strong now. 323 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:21,305 Your body be like, what? That bleep go hard." 324 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,046 It's not like it was in the '70s, sir. 325 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,613 - Tommy, I'm good. 326 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:27,181 I'm actually enjoying this boring pointless day now. 327 00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:29,487 In fact, what's next on my schedule? 328 00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:32,795 Opening a community center. That's going to be fun. 329 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:35,929 Really. Pot almost never makes me paranoid. 330 00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:38,540 - And helping Mayor Bremer cut the ribbon today, 331 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:41,761 the L.A. King's mascot, Bailey the Lion. 332 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,546 [theme music] 333 00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,287 What the hell is that thing? 334 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,723 ♪ 335 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,420 It can fly? 336 00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:54,208 Get the--get-- He's got two swords. 337 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,123 [grunting] 338 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,994 - Oh, no, no. - No, no, no-- 339 00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:00,040 - Fly back to hell! 340 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,433 [crowd oohs] 341 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:05,045 What? What are you looking at? 342 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,568 No! 343 00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:08,178 . 344 00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:10,833 - May 5, 2021 is now officially 345 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:13,140 Sophie and Cameron Higbee Day. 346 00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,837 - Now, the one little hiccup 347 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:18,841 is that May 5th is also Cinco de Mayo. 348 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,539 And the Mexican community understandably expects 349 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,281 the proclamation for that day to be honoring them. 350 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:25,761 - I see. 351 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,242 So if the girls are going to get their proclamation... 352 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:29,852 - We have to move Cinco de Mayo. 353 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:32,855 - Sounds time consuming and probably impossible. 354 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,552 Let's do it. 355 00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:36,859 - That's the City Hall spirit. 356 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,121 Andale! 357 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:42,865 - You want me to move Cinco de Mayo. 358 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,867 - Ocho de Mayo is wide open, Maria. 359 00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,175 - Look, I would be willing 360 00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:50,830 to make some calls on your behalf, if... 361 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,745 - Ah! I love that word. Go on. 362 00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:57,227 - Are you aware of the bathroom situation up here? 363 00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,969 Besides me, this floor houses the Mayor's Commission 364 00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,753 on Gender Equity and Brunch, 365 00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:04,017 the Health Department's Office for Yogurt Safety, 366 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,889 and someone rented space to an Ann Taylor Loft. 367 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:10,284 It's all women. With one bathroom. 368 00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:13,374 I can't take it. 369 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,898 Sometimes people just leave their tights in there. 370 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:19,467 Why? What happened to them? 371 00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:24,385 - I think we can help you, Councilwoman. 372 00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:34,612 [energetic music] 373 00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:41,576 ♪ 374 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:57,897 - Let's see. Tape, right? Do I have any tape? 375 00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:02,162 Tape. Tape, tape. 376 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,859 [buzzing] That's not tape. 377 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,556 [chuckles] 378 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,559 Tape, tape--here we go. 379 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:11,432 Regular old tape. 380 00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,091 [dialogue not audible] 381 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,445 - Why is the sun following us? 382 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,925 - This is bad. 383 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:28,057 We cannot cancel our next meeting. 384 00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:30,016 It's a work safety forum with local 300, 385 00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:32,148 and you do not stand up the construction unions. 386 00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:33,497 - But the good news, sir, 387 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,021 is at least your current state of mind 388 00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:36,500 is appropriate for this. 389 00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:39,155 All you really need to do is listen and act concerned. 390 00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:42,158 - I am concerned. About everything. 391 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:45,335 I mean, this dumb day should have been easy as pie. 392 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:48,251 But everything's all goofed. Goofed. 393 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,514 - Okay, let's use that. 394 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,386 Let's say I'm a construction worker. 395 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:53,996 And I'm telling you how worried I am 396 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,868 about unsafe scaffolding around business sites. 397 00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:59,567 - Oh, that's awful. Those poor sites. 398 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:00,655 - Oh, good, good, good. 399 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:03,092 It's my turn. It's Bob's birthday. 400 00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,876 While he helps Farmer Pickles, 401 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,791 let's plan a surprise party. 402 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,184 - Was that Bob the Builder? 403 00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:09,446 - I'm just doing what you're doing. 404 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:12,145 - Oh, God I forgot Bob's birthday. 405 00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,669 [light music] 406 00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:17,193 This is all very concerning. 407 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:19,587 I do not like this. 408 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:24,026 Oh, you poor, poor man. Are you Bob? 409 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,723 - My name is Manny Petty, sir. - Oh. 410 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,029 - I was working with unlabeled chemicals-- 411 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,553 - Your name is what? - Manny Petty. 412 00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,686 My hands and feet got burned when I was working-- 413 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:34,515 - [laughs] 414 00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:37,039 Of course, your hands and feet-- 415 00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,868 You're Manny Petty! 416 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:43,698 Hey, his name is Manny Petty. 417 00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,221 And look what got hurt! 418 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,267 Oh, my God, you're so funny. 419 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,964 [laughing] [commotion] 420 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:54,274 . 421 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:57,277 - Looking good. We did it, boss. 422 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,366 - Yeah, but I feel bad. 423 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:00,802 I wasted your whole day on this. 424 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:04,197 - How much do you charge for babysitting anyway? 425 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,242 - I'm sorry, what? 426 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,983 - You babysat me all day. That was your job, right? 427 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,116 - [laughs] I-I-- 428 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,031 I don't even know what you're talking about. 429 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,597 - Oh, save it. 430 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,947 If the mayor didn't ask you to keep an eye on me, 431 00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:18,254 he's even dumber than I thought. 432 00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,822 - Fine. Well, it worked, didn't it? 433 00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:23,825 I kept you busy all day. 434 00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,218 - Is that what you think happened? 435 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,742 - Mm-hmm. - That's real cute. 436 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:31,963 'Cause all anyone else saw was me helping the chief of staff, 437 00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:33,487 the woman who speaks for the mayor. 438 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:34,836 - Mm-hmm. 439 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,751 - And since Arpi Meskimen does not waste her time, 440 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,145 they know I'm getting something in return. 441 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:42,452 What have I been trying to make happen for months? 442 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:46,108 [dramatic classical music] 443 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:53,202 ♪ 444 00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,294 PPPORN. 445 00:17:58,338 --> 00:17:59,469 - Wait, so you're telling me 446 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,254 that everyone we talked to today, 447 00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,734 they all think that the mayor supports PPPORN? 448 00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:06,085 - Herb, Frank, Maria. They were the three hold-outs 449 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,348 keeping PPPORN from passing the council, 450 00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,611 but all three have pledged their support 451 00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:13,396 now that the mayor is so obviously onboard. 452 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,660 Now who's the baby, Ms. Shaw? 453 00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:19,663 Yeah. You going to want to say goo-goo-gah-gah. 454 00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:21,404 - I'll tell the mayor. 455 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,797 - Let's think about that for a second. 456 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,713 You're gonna tell your boss that the first time 457 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:29,369 he left you alone here, you got played like a garawon? 458 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,286 That's a traditional Honduran drum I play at night to relax. 459 00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:35,636 Look, It's not so bad. 460 00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,378 PPPORN is the right thing to do. 461 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:41,250 - Oh. - Take the win. 462 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:43,513 Go home. Open a bag of wine. 463 00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:47,082 And wake up, ready for another big day. 464 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:49,998 I told you this morning I was going to show you 465 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,174 how things worked around here. 466 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,220 So you're welcome, boss. 467 00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:55,699 [light music] 468 00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:58,311 - [sighs] 469 00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,443 [indistinct chatter] 470 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:07,189 - Oh, damn it. - How was your day, Mr. Mayor? 471 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,364 - What are you doing here? 472 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:10,714 - You're on my way home. 473 00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:14,544 I head down Highland before I bike onto the freeway. 474 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:17,199 - Arpi, I've had a rough day. 475 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:20,463 - So I heard. But all that dumb stuff today? 476 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,683 People showed up 'cause you were going to be there. 477 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:25,294 - And I made Manny Petty's wife cry. 478 00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:26,600 - Manny Petty? 479 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,167 - Mm. - That's hilarious. 480 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,691 [both laughing] 481 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:33,259 - I get it, I get it. 482 00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:35,652 I just want to do all the shiny stuff, 483 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:36,958 be a hero. 484 00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:39,221 But I'm the mayor. 485 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:43,486 And all that dumb stuff matters to someone. 486 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:48,230 - Now, those people 487 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,667 are going to be expecting a statement. 488 00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,800 And I'm not looking to help you, 489 00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:54,932 but if you don't want to talk about 490 00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:57,805 how you fell into an open dog grave today... 491 00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:01,591 Mikaela signed off on it. 492 00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:04,246 - What? 493 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,422 I'm changing the name. 494 00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:11,427 Which is why I'm proud to announce a new initiative-- 495 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:15,083 Rerouting air traffic for at-risk towns. 496 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,259 Or...RATFART. 497 00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,130 Damn it. - [laughing] 498 00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:22,786 - Sorry. Sorry. 499 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,658 Stupid, stupid day. [Arpi laughing] 500 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:27,226 - Sir, did you say "rat fart"? 501 00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:31,534 - Oh, there you are. 502 00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:34,798 - Oh no, please, please don't. I've had a long day. 503 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:40,978 You made grilled cheese. 504 00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:42,328 Is this a trap? 505 00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,808 - No. I feel bad. 506 00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:47,158 They don't get to yell at my dad. 507 00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:49,552 Only I get to yell at my dad. 508 00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,946 - Works for me. [chuckles] 509 00:20:58,039 --> 00:20:59,954 - ...after returning home from Afghanistan, 510 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,956 all Sergeant Cusack wanted to do 511 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,131 was surprise his daughter 512 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:05,264 dressed as her favorite mascot. 513 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,225 - It's okay. 514 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,707 - Could I maybe have a glass of wine? 515 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,796 - Good night, everybody. - Good night.