♪ We are The Fungies ♪
♪ Prehistoric fungi in a mushroom to-own ♪
♪ Outside we look different ♪
♪ Inside we're the same ♪ Yeah!
♪ Everyone's a Fungie in their own way ♪
♪ Come join The Fungies ♪
♪ Explore a brand-new world made just for yo-ou ♪
♪ If you're inclusive, inquisitive ♪
♪ Respectful, and kind ♪
♪ You can be a Fungie, too ♪
♪♪
Seth: Okay, let's see what mom's got on the old grocery list.
Shale, slate, granite.
Sounds about time for a trip to...
the Miner's Market!
Fast carts to your right, slow carts to your left.
Come on, hurry up!
Holk, wait up!
I'm shopping for my mom today!
Very responsible.
Hey, why are you in the slow lane?
My dads won't let me ride the fast carts.
Aaah!
[ Screaming ]
Oh, my mom just kind of lets me do whatever.
I need to ride those carts, Seth.
That's why I made this.
To show I'm responsible.
Is that a box of rocks arranged by...
the Mohs scale?
All these rocks are arranged from softest to hardest.
Talc is a soft 1, and a diamond is the hardest at 10!
Oh, who are these handsome Fungies?
Those are my dads.
I want to be great miners like them someday.
It was too fast.
Got to ride those carts.
Hey, Dads!
Hey, Holk!
This is my friend Seth.
Hogan, this is the kid always wreaking havoc
around Fungietown.
Wow.
My mom lets me do whatever.
How do you like the setup?
Holk: Dad, look!
Think this proves I know enough to ride the fast carts?
What? No, those carts are way too fast!
Well, I feel better.
[ Screaming ]
[ Clattering ]
Okay, new plan.
What if I run the table?
I'll sell everything.
-Sell everything?! -Sell everything?!
Even the black opals?
They're so expensive, they never sell.
Oh, I'll sell them.
And if I do, you let me ride the fast carts.
Oooooh.
This might actually work. Let's let him.
Okay, Holk, if you can sell everything, it's a deal.
Yes!
And we can finally catch a movie.
Good luck! Holk! Holk! Holk! Holk!
Oh, dang, Holk,
this whole market is yours for the taking.
Yeah, I can do this. Bleh.
I'll make you proud.
You know your minerals like the back of your hand.
Who wouldn't want to buy from you?
Me! I wouldn't purchase a single pebble from you.
Oh, great. It's Dranger.
Go back to your booth!
Or what?
You'll get in a fast cart and get your dads?
Oh, yeah. You're not allowed.
Smell you later.
[ Laughs ]
[ Hisses ]
Uh, do you know that guy?
Dranger.
Dranger hates anyone who's happier than him.
Which is everyone!
Some people say it's because his skin is so itchy.
[ Roars ]
Well, I wouldn't worry because you're about to make
your first sale to this guy.
Um, would you recommend a good family entrée?
Oh, first sale, don't mess up.
Okay.
[ Mumbling ]
Uh, how about some feldspar?
Crunchy, filling, and affordable.
Sold. To me.
Whoop. You're a natural.
Thanks, Holk. I'm doing it.
[ Humming ]
♪ Shopping for my mom ♪
♪ Shopping for my mom but also for me ♪
Rock Candy. Rock Candy.
Candy Rocks here.
Candy Rocks. Rock, rock, rock.
Well, got to finish mom's list.
Hmm.
Vendor: Free topaz samples!
Free topaz samples here.
Oh. Thank you.
What an effective marketing strategy.
Hey, kid!
Aw, that's nice, Pooger.
I made 'em all myself.
Oh, Pooger. This is incredible.
[ Clang ] "Live, Laugh, Mine."
[ Clang ] "I'd Rather Be Mining."
[ Clang ] "Mine Over Matter"?
They provide inspiration in harrowing times of need.
Okay, what do I have left?
Oh, just some quartz.
A-ha.
[ Humming ]
Huh? Dranger!
I'm trying to get groceries here.
[ Muttering ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Sighs ] That guy stinks.
9 and 10.
Thank you for your purchase!
I'm really doing it, aren't I?
[ Crying ] Please stop.
Please stop crying. Please be quiet.
That ruby looks a little hard.
May I interest you in some soft calcite?
[ Crying ]
[ Cooing ]
[ Gasps ] I'll take all you have!
[ Cash register dings ]
Hmm. Boop.
What's this?
Oh, it's a free sample sign.
Trust me, it could help business.
That's a good idea,
but I don't know if I'll be needing it.
My stars.
This calls for a celebratory pickaxe key chain.
Thanks, Seth.
I still got to sell those black opals, though.
No sweat.
They'll be sold before you can say...
-Dranger! -Dranger!
You'd better pay for those!
I would if you weren't giving them away...
for free!
[ Both gasp ]
Curse you, free sample sign.
Now you'll never ride those fast mine carts.
[ Laughs ]
Seth, we got to get them back.
[ Snoring ]
Rock, rock, rock...
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock...
There.
Buy something or scram!
Uh...guess I'll try a sample.
What?
Nobody eats sand.
That's why it's free.
What a terrible salesman.
Look. The opals.
Follow me.
Buy my stuff, you losers!
[ Munching ]
You kids?! I'm not giving back my opals!
Well, we just wanted to try some of your free samples.
[ Laughs ] Help yourself.
Don't mind if I do.
Ahhhh.
Psych!
Aah!
Quick, Holk, grab the box.
Ha! Oh!
Did you really think sand would stop me?
Well, it didn't. 'Cause I'm a super smart adult,
and you're just a couple of babies.
Babies?!
That's it.
[ Cries ]
Oh. I see.
[ Crying ]
The bad man stole my opals!
And he made me drop my lolly!
[ Crying ]
You did this to children?!
Yeah, but who hasn't?
You monster!
[ Groans ]
Aah!
[ Laughs ]
He's headed for the carts!
[ Laughing ]
Whee!
But, Holk, you're not allowed.
I've got to get those opals back.
You're a braver Fungie than I.
-Whoa! -Whoa!
[ Screaming ]
Oh, yeah, I love the slow carts.
My dads were right!
This is too fast!
Get a grip, Holk. We got to finish this thing.
[ Laughing ]
Whee!
Looking for these?
Duh!
-Whoa! -Whoa!
I can't do this.
Yes, you can.
Mine over matter.
You're right.
Let's see.
Rocks, rocks, rocks, rocks...
We're getting close to the entrance, which means...
[ Gasps ]
Talc deposits!
This mine is full of 'em.
Talc is a 1 on the Mohs scale.
It means it's soft.
Missed me!
[ Laughing ]
[ Screams ]
Yay! Yes!
Wait, we're gonna crash!
Make it stop!
Uh, what now?
Uh, try this.
It's a diamond, it's a 10 on the --
Yeah, I get it.
[ Grunts ]
Phew.
[ Gasps ]
The opals!
Aah!
[ Gasps ] My itching...
it's gone.
Oh, yeah, Talc helps sooth irritated skin.
I feel so much better.
Like I'm not mad at the world anymore.
Honk: Holk!
Oh, my gosh, we told you to stay off the fast carts!
Please, this is my fault.
Besides, your child cured my maddening itchiness.
Plus, Holk had the highest sales in the whole market today.
[ Sobbing ] I wanted to sell all the...
so I could ride the...
but I had to get the opals back, and I...
Holk, we're just glad you're okay.
Seth: Yeah, it's a miracle.
These fast mine carts are really not up to code.
Hey, to celebrate your sales, why don't we try these?
They never sell anyway.
[ Munching ]
-Mm. -Mm.
-Blech! -Blech!
-Yuck. -Disgusting.
Why did you make us eat these?
Just power through it. They're a delicacy.
Hmm.
I kind of like 'em. [ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
Seth: Classic Dranger.
♪♪
My mom lets me do whatever.