♪♪
♪ We are The Fungies ♪
♪ Prehistoric fungi in a mushroom to-own ♪
♪ Outside we look different ♪
♪ Inside we're the same ♪ Yeah!
♪ Everyone's a Fungie in their own way ♪
♪ Come join The Fungies ♪
♪ Explore a brand-new world made just for yo-ou ♪
♪ If you're inclusive, inquisitive ♪
♪ Respectful, and kind ♪
♪ You can be a Fungie, too ♪
♪♪
Beefy: Hmm...
[ Tropical music playing ] ...mm...
Hmm!
[ Slurping ]
Ahhhh!
Thanks. Get lost now.
Phew! I have bought a lot of happiness.
[ Alarm blaring ]
Attention! Prepare for business time!
Yes!
♪♪
Use your business pod to make business moves
like buying and selling.
The more your company is worth, the more you are worth --
as a person.
Let's do this! [ Beep ]
Business time to commence in 3...2...1...
Get busy!
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
I'm making the business.
Like it, love it, gotta have it.
Buy low. Sell high.
Diversify. Are we shorting?
Foreclosing? Bull!
Bear! Underwear! [ Chuckles ]
W-W-W-W-What?!
Where'd my money go?
'Sup, lil bro?
Commander Lazer!
My own sister!
Looks like I ran you out of business during business time.
You know the business code.
If you see a chance to make a tiny bit of money,
you gotta take it.
Even if it means ruining somebody else's life.
Yeah, that's the code.
You gonna be okay, brother?
I'll be back on top in no time!
Rad.
Whyyyyyyyy?!
Oh, there he is -- the dog wearing the hat again.
I hope he doesn't lose it.
Aah!
What was that?
Oh. It's Commander Beefy.
Space explorer and entrepreneur.
I was.
Now I'm nothing.
Seems like you're going through some stuff.
Pst! Can you watch him?
I'm kinda busy today.
Okay, thanks, Sir Tree.
Bye, Commander Beefy!
You and I are gonna have a lot of fun.
[ Groans ]
Why is it so sunny?
Can I getcha some food?
Uh, go make me a quantum caviar smoothie
with whipped diamonds and a tiny gold swan on top.
Okay. [ Grunts ]
Here you go.
What the...? What is this?
I call it apple.
[ Gasps ]
Reduced to eating waxy plant nubs, Beefy?
You're a failure.
You know, Beefy, I measure success
by the amount of times I say "wow" in a day.
[ Gasps ] Wow, a cicada.
[ Gasps ] Wow!
A cloud that looks like a rock.
[ Gasps ] Wow!
A cicada.
I'm the most successful person I know.
[ Chomp! ]
Wow!
Hey, Beefy, I brought something to cheer you up.
Hopefully you'll like it. It's a bag of staples.
Yeah. Oh, look at that cloud!
Looks like a suitcase full of money.
Wow.
Beefy.
You seem to be enjoying yourself.
What! No!
My feet hurt!
Haven't you Fungies heard of carpet?
Oh, well, you could go to the boot store.
One problem, Seth. I'm broke.
I got a problem, too.
All this conversation is makin' me grow stuff.
Whoa.
Oh, golly, what do I do?
Hmm!
We can sell fruit to Fungies.
I'll be rich again!
Um, Fungies eat rocks.
Why didn't you tell me that before I built this?
I just like seein' ya take initiative.
I can salvage this. I can salvage this.
C'mon, Beefy, come on, use your beefy brain.
Y'know what I learned, Mr. Beefy,
is that sometimes, the best thing you can do is nothing.
Fine. I'm doing nothing.
Wow. Oh, yeah.
This is working great. Wait, what?
[ Laughs ] Whoa. What's up with this planet?
[ Laughs ] It's, like, so random.
Is it just me or is everything really old here?
[ Laughter ]
Whoa, dude! Aliens!
Hoohoo, like, we come in peace!
Can we help you?
I love your vibe!
We wanna buy stuff.
[ Chuckles ] Why didn't you say so?
These yellow ones are called "blanabas".
"Blanabas"! [ Chuckles ]
OMG, I love them!
You want this money? Take it!
Well... thank you!
No, thank you! Thanks you!
[ Chatter ]
Sir Tree, you are a genius!
Yeah, I know.
One pair of boots.
Ta-da!
These boots feel strange.
Is it because I earned them?
Is it because I bought something I needed,
instead of something I just wanted?
Is it because of me?
I'm pretty sure it's because of the stuff I said.
♪ Well, my boots fit good ♪
♪ And I lost my tie ♪
♪ And I got tough clothes to wear ♪
♪ I spend my days just watering plants ♪
♪ And growing fruit without a care ♪
♪ Oh, the simple life is good for me ♪
♪ I'm grounded with the earth ♪
♪ The simple life is good for me ♪
♪ Now I know what hard work is worth ♪
♪ Aw, yeah! ♪
That actually sounds pretty darn good!
[ Gasps ]
Uh-oh.
What -- ahhh! Borg!
Hey, little brother.
Lazer! So what are you doing here?
Can't a sister drop in on her brother?
[ Alarm chirps ]
Not unless she wants something.
I did notice you've got a great new gig.
It's no gig. It's our lifestyle.
Sure, lifestyle. I wanna buy it.
For a lot of money.
No deal.
I'm a man of the land now.
[ Sniffs ] My hands smell like dirt.
Got it. No pressure.
Anyway, um, I just think
what you got here is really, really,
really, really something.
[ Whispering ] Did ya get the sample? Borg.
Bye!
She's so nice.
♪♪
Add the serum.
♪♪
Disgusting!
♪♪
[ Yawns ] 'Morning, Sir Tree.
Oh, hey, Beefy.
What the...?
Oh, sorry, my bad. Oh, sorry, my bad.
Yep, s-sorry about the thing I stepped on.
Oh, hey, Beefy.
What is happening?!
[ Chatter ]
Wow!
What a beautiful day.
I don't understand!
Whatever you did, Seth...
fix it!
Wow, that cloud looks like a house.
Wow! [ Chatter ]
Seth, is that what I sound like?
Who would do this?!
It's got Lazer written all over it.
You know me so well.
You can't have my fruit.
We don't need you anymore. We've got lots of yous.
Soulless, brainless yous.
Eat us!
[ Chomp! ]
I doubt anyone can tell the difference.
Ewwww.
Why are you doing this?!
If you see a chance to make a tiny bit of money,
you gotta take it.
It's the business code!
Awww, come on!
I challenge you to a business duel!
Perfect.
If I win, I get your happy tree friend.
Fine.
And if I win,
you take your ugly stumps and you leave me alone!
♪♪
So they're both gonna be in these little pods,
and they're gonna be hitting buttons and buying and selling
until one of them makes all the money
and the other one goes home sad and poor.
I don't think money should exist.
Whoa.
Just give it your best shot, Beefy.
I'm not expecting you to win.
Welcome to Business Duel.
First business person with no money loses.
3...2...1...Go!
[ Cheering ]
[ Humming ] Yep, yep!
[ Cash register dings ]
Ooh, I haven't done this in a while.
Aw, gee... uh, business?
Lazer allocating assets while Beefy's stuck in the mud.
[ Groans ] O-Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Maybe, uh, we diversify with some sector funds?
[ Buzzer ] Lazer doubles her gross
with some aggressive interplanetary investment.
Why is Beefy so bad at this?
Guess I'm moving to outer space.
What do I do?
Sometimes, the best thing to do is nothin'!
♪♪
Well, if I'm gonna go down...
System shutting down.
...might as well enjoy it.
♪♪
Yeah!
What is he doing?
Oh, this throwdown's turnin' into a hoedown!
Yee-haw! He's doing nothing!
Well, I'll show him by doing a lot!
This'll finish him off!
Lazer is making some risky moves.
Commander Beefy is staying steady with no moves at all.
Lazer's growth is unsustainable.
Look how high she's going!
M-Maybe too high.
Wow!
[ Electricity crackles, alarm blares ]
Lazer's stock is plummeting.
Oh, no.
Aah!
Business Duel winner is...
Beefy. [ Cheering ]
Woo-hoo, Beefy, you did it!
You beat me... but you did nothing.
Well, sis, sometimes,
nothing is the best thing you can do.
Hey, I taught him that!
No, you didn't. I did!
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was me, Sir Tree.
Well, I learned my lesson.
I want you... [ Alarm chirps ]
...to have my luxury spaceship
full of trees and money.
Come, Borg. Borg!
Aw, Beefy, why don't you throw all those things away
so we can get back to our simple lives of dirt
and hard work and -- Beefy?
[ Beefy laughs ]
Back on top, baby!
Oh, well. [ Blows ]
Still got this jug.
♪♪
Eat us!