♪♪
♪ We are The Fungies ♪
♪ Prehistoric fungi in a mushroom to-o-wn ♪
♪ Outside, we look different ♪
♪ Inside, we're the same ♪ Yeah!
♪ Everyone's a Fungie in their own way ♪
♪ Come join The Fungies ♪
♪ Explore a brand-new world made just for yo-o-u ♪
♪ If you're inclusive, inquisitive ♪
♪ Respectful, and kind ♪
♪ You can be a Fungie, too ♪
♪♪
Jason: Gooooood morning, Fungietown!
We've got reports of scorching sandstorms
raging in the badlands, but here in Fungietown
it's a balmy 30 degrees Mycelcius!
[ Sighs ] Isn't this great, Pam?
Why struggle out there for survival
in the middle of a heat wave
when you can stay here and relax with us instead?
It's strange, not having to worry about survival.
Jeepers, it's so hot out here!
Make sure that you stay hydrated, my baby...
and my lil' scaley baby.
[ Slurping ]
I like this kinda living!
I don't have to walk to a watering hole.
Go on.
I get endless snacks from your bug barbecue.
[ Insect buzzing, crackling ]
Go on.
And when the sun harshes my eyes,
I just use this sweet hat you gave me!
But the best part of all,
I've always got my friend. [ Sighs ]
We're gonna have a great summer, Pam.
Jason: Well, that's it for today's jams.
Go find some music somewhere else,
ya late night freaks.
[ Yawns ]
I'd better get back to the wild.
Goodnight, Seth!
[ Sighs ] Yeah.
♪♪
That's new. Must be all the bugs.
Worth it!
Now, which way was nature?
♪♪
Oh hey, dinosaur!
Nice dino hat!
Yeah, it is nice!
I think so too,
so give it to me!
You can't push me around.
[ Inhales sharply ]
[ Roars ]
[ Burps ]
Excuse me.
Here comes the pinchie!
[ Crabs laughing, claws snapping ]
Oh! Ow! Oh!
Not so tough now, are ya?
♪♪
Pam? Pam!
I saw a cloud that looks just like you...
[ Gasps ]
Pam?! What happened?!
They pinched me!
And then they pinched my hat.
Why I oughta...!
Look at me Seth.
I've gone all adorable and soft!
Real soft.
It's all this easy living.
I need to get my edge back -- my survivalist edge.
Well, I don't think you should blame yourself,
but that does sound pretty cool!
I'm going to travel to the heart of the badlands,
regain my edge...
or die trying.
Sounds awesome!
I just gotta tell my mom.
I'll wait.
♪♪
Seth: The badlands...
the harshest environment in the known world.
Fungies avoid it,
and only the toughest dinos call it home.
If there's one place that can make us tough, it's here.
[ Coughs ] 'Scuse me, got something in my throat.
Hey, kiddos!
Before I forget,
I made you some sandwiches for your little excursion!
Pfft, toughies don't need sandwiches!
Not even slate sandwiches with the crust cut off?
Uhh, actually, yeah, I think they eat those, yeah.
Anyway... I gotta blast!
[ Laughs ]
[ Motor revs ]
Pam: Your mom rules. Heh, yeah.
Basically, the badlands have three main dangers:
the terrain, predators, and the weather!
So, all we have to do is subject ourselves
to each of these dangers,
and then you'll get back your edge!
[ Gasps ]
Rockfall Canyon.
Let's go get tough!
Seth!
Oof. Just gotta push through, y'know?
Aah!
Aah! Wha! [ Breathing heavily ]
Seth! Look out!
[ Both grunting ]
Ugh!
Fall back! Retreat!
♪♪
Whew. That was close!
[ Both scream ]
Outta the way, softies!
Aah!
♪♪
Ha!
Don't you babies know?
Life's gonna knock the snot outta you,
so you just gotta knock it right back.
Who was that?
I want to be her.
Me too.
Y'know, her armor gives me an idea.
Just a couple rock sandwiches...
some glue...
and...
[ Grunts ]
Now I've got toughie armor too!
My turn!
[ Hisses ]
[ Breathing heavily ] Hey! Tough lady!
Hold up a second!
I'm Seth!
I am Pam!
Name's Scrandice, but I'm not looking for friends.
My only friend is called...
not dying.
So edgy.
Both: Scrandice, look out!
♪♪
Oh, dang!
Are you okay?
First rule of survival --
never look back.
Hoho, cool!
What's your metabolism like?
Can you sweat through your shell?
Is your armor made up of thousands
of microscopic compressed hairs or what?
Oh, and how did your face get like that?
Seth: Pam! Rude.
Second rule of survival --
never smile.
I guess I could try.
♪♪
[ Both growling ]
Lesson's over!
Huh? Ah! Wait!
We got so much more to cover!
Mmm.
[ Insects buzzing ]
Table scraps.
Anything else we should know?
Here's your last lesson.
Whoa! Aah!
♪♪
Rule number 3 --
don't trust anybody!
Bold teaching strategy.
What makes you say that?
Rather than lecture us,
I'm assuming Scrandice pushed us into this canyon
for a more kinesthetic learning experi--
[ Roaring ] [ Both scream ]
♪♪
Ah! [ Chuckles ]
[ Both screaming ]
[ Both giggling ]
It's working!
We're surviving!
You're on your own, now!
Don't trust anyone, right, Pam?
Wha!
Aah!
[ Chuckles ]
What did I tell ya about smiling?
Time out! Got any legs I can borrow?
[ Growling ]
[ Roars ]
[ Wind howling ]
Yeah, you'd better run!
'Cause I'm a real-deal toughie now!
They weren't running from you.
They were running from that!
♪♪
That's a lotta sand.
Outta my way.
We gotta follow Scrandice to high ground!
Oof! Later, chump!
Here we go.
Don't worry about me, Pam!
I got this.
No help at all!
I'm coming up!
Ha! Made it!
Aah!
Seth?
[ Grunting ]
I can't see!
You know the rules.
Never look back.
Don't worry, I'm fine!
Aah!
A-a-ah!
Aah!
Seth?
Oof!
You know, when life knocks the snot out of ya,
you just gotta knock it right back!
[ Grunting ]
[ Wind howling ]
As long as I don't smile,
I'll be okay!
Don't smile!
I'm proud of you.
You let your own friend bite the dust.
That means more room in the world for survivors.
Survivors.
Pam: But the best part of all...
I've always got my friend!
I guess I am a survivor.
But I don't wanna survive alone!
♪♪
Nice meeting you!
Nobody help me! I got this!
I'm self-sufficient!
Pam?! Forget toughness!
Why bother surviving if I can't live with those I love!
♪♪
[ Insects chirping ]
[ Both gasp ]
We're alive?
♪ We are alive ♪
Yeah, but for how long?!
How long until the world finishes you off?
While I live forever!
The immortal Scrand--
Aah!
Ack!
Ah, you think you got me, death?!
Just wait until I get out of here --
You...saved me?
Like a couple 'a chumps.
How do you know that I won't steal your food
or make you into a coat?
We don't! We'd just rather live
in a world where we help each other out.
[ Ding! ]
Least I can do is
make sure you get home not dead.
♪♪
Nice house, Nancy --
even if it could use some, ah, fortifying?
I like you, Scrandice.
You're no-nonsense, and I like that!
Maybe we should go for a hog ride together sometime!
[ Lively conversation in distance ]
Oh, no. Not again.
Yeah, I've been in touch with a couple of modeling agencies.
They want me to act, too!
Need a hand?
So, anyway...
Hey, where ya...?
Huh?
Oh, you again.
[ Growling ]
Uhhh... [ Chuckles nervously ]
Thanks, Scrandice.
You're a real friend.
Ahh...I am?
♪♪
Both: Wow!
How exfoliating!
[ Chuckles ]
♪♪
So edgy.