♪ We are The Fungies ♪
♪ Prehistoric fungi in a mushroom to-own ♪
♪ Outside we look different ♪
♪ Inside we're the same ♪ Yeah!
♪ Everyone's a Fungie in their own way ♪
♪ Come join The Fungies ♪
♪ Explore a brand-new world made just for yo-ou ♪
♪ If you're inclusive, inquisitive ♪
♪ Respectful, and kind ♪
♪ You can be a Fungie, too ♪
♪♪
[ Indistinct conversations ]
[ Siren blaring ]
Gather 'round, fellow Fungie children!
Who's ready for an afternoon of exploration,
discovery, learning?!
And...hey.
Where are y'all going?
Mertha: Ugh, Seth!
You make us go exploring every day!
We could do... something else?
What else even is there?
Ever heard of... music?
Let's see here...
"Squish, Squish (Make a Wish)"?
Billy Fungie is an icon.
The voice, the moves, the looks.
He gives me feelings that scare me.
He's quite good.
So we're just gonna sit and -- and listen?
Give it a chance.
♪ Squish, squish, make a wish ♪
Oh? Whoa! ♪ I wish that I loved you ♪
Ha ha! Look at me go!
It's like I'm exploring my body!
♪ Squish, squish, make a wish ♪
♪ I guess it didn't come true ♪
♪♪
[ Vocalizing ]
♪ Squish, squish ♪
♪ Squish, squish, squish ♪
♪ Squi-i-i-- ♪
[ Music distorts, stops ]
Ugh! My stinking record!
[ Gasps ] No!
I need more Billy Fungie.
"Squish, Squish" is the only song Billy Fungie ever recorded.
But rumor is he's releasing a new single any day now.
Any day?
[ Squeaking ] My booty can't wait that long.
Let's see what's on the radio.
♪ Just make a wish ♪
Good taste.
Jason: I cannot stop spinning Billy Fungie's
latest and onliest track.
I've got tickets to the Billy Fungie Forever Tour
for our 919th caller.
Call now!
[ All gasp ]
She really said that? No.
[ All panting ]
Where does she get off? Off the phone!
Sorry, Pascal.
Uh, I get it.
I get it. [ Gasps ] Wait!
We only get one shot at this.
Fungie population multiplied by the average dial time,
adjust for sweaty fingers and...
Now!
Yeah, I already did it.
Jason: Congratulations, you're the 919th caller.
Whoo! Oh, my gosh! Yes!
We did it! I can't believe it!
Do you think he'll play his new song?
Do you think he'll like me?
I'm really going to see Billy Fungie.
♪♪
What? Why is everyone dressed up?
You got to have a concert look.
Here, baby. Come on.
Mommy will make you cool.
Yeah!
Yeah, I mean, I've seen a lot of wild shows in my day,
but those days are over.
I got banned. See?
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Have fun, sweeties!
And don't take any guff from the establishment!
♪♪
Oh! This place is packed.
Hello, fellow rocker.
Uhh...
[ Grunts ]
[ Crowd cheering ]
Mertha: It's starting! ♪ Squish, squish ♪
Is that Billy?
I can't hear!
Why do other people even exist?
[ Grunts ]
We must get closer. Aha! There!
Hey, I brought a beach ball, everybody.
Hope that's okay.
That's it!
♪♪
Oh, more beach balls.
Oh! Mertha: Yes!
Get us closer to Billy. Haha! That tickles.
Whee!
♪ Squish, squish, make a wish ♪
♪ I wish that I loved you ♪ Billy Fungie!
He's pointing at us! We're going on stage!
♪ I guess it didn't come true ♪
♪ Squish, squish, make a wish ♪ Oh, look at 'em go!
♪ I guess it didn't come true ♪
[ Crowd cheering ]
[ Laughs ] Nice dancing, kids.
Catch you backstage.
Backstage?! Backstage?! Backstage?!
Hee hee! We're groupies.
[ All gasp ]
[ Kittens meowing ]
Oh, yeah, it's the dancing dudes from before.
You have a swimming pool full of kittens?
That's extraordinary!
Oh, is it? 'Cause it's just normal to me.
Billy, I have so many questions I want to ask,
like when's your new song coming out?
And what are your thoughts on the scientific method?
Well, actually... [ Grunting and thudding ]
Uh, what is that?
[ Gasps ]
Aah! [ Metallic clattering ]
[ Gasps ]
[ All screaming ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Crying ] The music industry is scary!
Whoa, it's okay. Chill, guys.
They're with me. And by that I mean...
...they are me.
What? Billy Fungie is actually made of three Fungies?
That's right. I'm Headly. I'm Billy Fungie's head.
Over there is Limba, Billy Fungie's limbs.
And that's Torsean, Billy Fungie's torso.
Hey, how's it going?
How did this happen?
It all started 20 years ago.
The three of us were in a lamecore band.
♪ Rock ♪
♪ Rock and roll ♪
This is a snoozefest!
I came here to dance!
[ Grunts ] Aah!
Get off the stage!
Abandon gig!
Whoa!
Aah!
Oh, I'll squish you, and you'll wish you were never born!
Squish, squish?
All: Make a wish!
We recorded "Squish, Squish" the next day.
Whoa!
When are you going to release your new song?
Yeah...
[ Mumbling ] I think it was something...
Soon. Like, so soon. Yeah, soon.
[ Meows ]
Oh, well, what have we here?
"New hit ideas."
Don't -- you shouldn't listen, please.
Too late.
[ Guitar strumming ] Torsean: Maybe we could do something like, uh...
lick, lick, don't get sick?
I don't know. Headly: Ugh, no. Of course not.
Limba: Maybe we should do it in a different key?
Ehh! [ Panting ]
That was terrible.
Just great.
I don't know, maybe if someone
paid less attention to their hair
we'd have another song by now.
Yeah, well, maybe it's your flat singing.
You ever think of that? I got to be honest,
you're both hacks.
Says the Fungie with two left feet?
How dare -- you have two left feet.
No, every time we bring this up, this tears us apart.
I feel like this, uh, should be a private conversation.
Well, you know what? I quit!
My hair is too good for this anyway.
Well, me and my limbs are walking too.
Hasta la torso. Yeah.
♪♪
Beloved musician Billy Fungie broke up last night,
and the town is in mourning.
The former Billy Fungie body parts
have no plans to recombine.
Yeah, I'm writing a new song.
♪ Wiper, wiper ♪
♪ What's in that diaper? ♪
Reporter: Torsean, how are you feeling right now?
[ Camera shutters clicking ] No comment.
Sorry, no comment. Torsean? Torsean?
I've been focusing on my painting.
I call this "My Bandmates are Garbage."
Reporter: Sources say these dirty, meddling kids are to blame.
Good residents have gathered outside their homes
to throw smelly things,
and this reporter is one of them.
[ Grunts ]
I hope that hit your face! I hate you children.
Listen, Fungietown has been mad at me dozens of times.
They'll settle down. You'll see.
My fellow Fungies,
Billy Fungie has been promising
a new song for 20 years, but now I'll never hear it!
[ Sobbing ]
If I don't hear a new Billy Fungie song
in the next 24 hours,
I will declare anarchy in Fungietown!
[ Laughing maniacally ]
We got to get Billy Fungie back together!
Hey, thanks for letting us use the radio station, Jason.
Anything to avoid the collapse of society.
I'm here to report for jury duty.
Wait a minute. This isn't the courthouse.
Hello, I'm here for jury duty.
Hey. Oh...
I'm the one here for jury duty.
Is this where we report for jury duty?
All right, who gave us all fake jury summonseses?
Okay, our secret weapon. Kid cuteness.
Could you all be Billy Fungie again?
Ple-e-e-ase?
Do it for the children.
I do so care for the children.
Whereas I care more about the children than you do, so yeah.
You're all nuts! I care the most.
[ Indistinct arguing ]
Wait a minute. This isn't a hot new track.
Ha, well, that's 24 hours, isn't it?
[ Blowing horn ]
Attention, citizens.
Anarchy has been declared!
♪♪
[ People screaming ]
Ah, memories.
Darn the man.
[ Screaming continues ]
Well, that's not good.
[ Arguing continues ]
Any progress with the Billies?
Yeah, nope, no way.
And if I never see either of you again, it'll be too soon.
Say that to my face.
Limba just did. Hello!
You don't get to defend me. Aaah!
[ Grunting, punches thudding ]
Holy smokes!
Aah!
[ Gasps ] Look!
Whoa. This is...different.
Kinda cool, actually.
Yeah! I feel inspired.
♪ I need to change, if I'm gonna grow ♪
♪ It's just something deep inside that I know ♪
♪ I am an acorn, but I need to show ♪
♪ The courage to turn into an oak ♪
[ Laughing maniacally ]
♪ I need to change ♪
This sounds...different, but good!
♪ If I'm gonna grow ♪
Hey, everyone, anarchy is off.
Uh, please return to business as usual.
Oh.
What? It's over already?
Ohh, pooh!
Kids, we owe you a big thanks.
If you hadn't broken us up, we might never have realized
that in order to move forward, we needed to try something new.
And I learned that I'm not really looking
for more personal growth at the moment.
I'm gonna stick with exploring!
[ Groans ]
Sounds good, kid.
But, you know, there is one thing
I've been meaning to try.
[ Kittens meowing ]
Cannonball!
[ Kittens yowling ]
♪♪
Sounds good, kid.