♪ We are The Fungies ♪
♪ Prehistoric fungi in a mushroom to-o-wn ♪
♪ Outside, we look different ♪
♪ Inside, we're the same ♪ Yeah!
♪ Everyone's a Fungie in their own way ♪
♪ Come join The Fungies ♪
♪ Explore a brand-new world made just for yo-o-u ♪
♪ If you're inclusive, inquisitive ♪
♪ Respectful, and kind ♪
♪ You can be a Fungie, too ♪
♪♪
All: Ooh!
Hey! No eating until we call to order
the official Fungietown Breakfast Club!
Right... now!
[ All munching ]
♪♪
This breakfast is so good!
Your house is amazing, Cool James!
Look at all the appliances!
Whoa! What does that one do?
That's our trash compactor/treat dispenser.
See?
♪♪
Wow!
I love breakfast club!
Well, Cool James hosted this week,
so next week we go to...
Shania's house!
Yay!
M-my house?
All: Yay!
-Whoo-hoo! -Let's go!
[ Slurp, panting ]
[ Excited shouting and laughter ]
[ Indistinct shouting and chatter ]
[ Coughing ]
Hey, Mom, do we have a waffle maker?
Did you write your name on it?
No -- like, do we have one as a family?
All we got is pans.
Get outta here!
This kitchen may look a little rough,
but when it comes to cooking meals
we're a well-oiled machine!
Kids! Dinner!
[ Splashing ]
[ All shouting ]
♪♪
[ Munching ]
Hey, Shania! What's up?
Ryan, have you seen the picnic table?
I was gonna maybe have friends over...
Ooh... Heh... It's right behind you.
Oh...
I've been weeding all day but --
[ Telephone ringing, coughs ] There's still a lot.
It's okay, Ryan.
Shania! Phone call!
Ahhhhhhhh!
Not again!
[ Ringing ]
-Hello? -Hey, it's me, Seth!
From the Breakfast Club?
I need your address!
-My address... -Uh-huh!
For the Breakfast Club invitations!
Uh, can't talk now.
Hi, police? I'd like to report
an uncooperative sibling.
[ Munching ]
Hey Shy, I'm getting all the weeds
outta this thing for you, so don't you worry!
Oh, no! They're growing back!
[ Munching ]
Oh, this is exhausting.
There's no way my friends can see my place.
Maybe I should just quit Breakfast Club.
Whoa!
Hello?
Anybody live here?
♪♪
[ Chuckling ]
♪♪
Perfect!
[ Doorbell chimes ] Come in!
Wow!
Cool!
Unbelievable.
You get a shower every time you come home!
Right this way!
Whoa, is this bioluminescent lighting?
Wall to wall mossy carpet!
How lavish!
My family's never around so I have the whole place to myself.
Wow! So lucky!
Where do we cook? Uh...
[ Steam hissing ]
Geysers!
Hot geysers!
Perfect for flipping pancakes!
Oh!
It's gonna be a good breakfast, y'all!
Uh, totally!
♪♪
[ All gasp]
Where is your breakfast table?
Hmm. What if we...
All: Yay!
This is like eating in a bathtub!
Your house is so cool, Shania!
If we account for quality of food, level of laughs,
and overall good vibe... [ Gasps ]
this is the best Breakfast Club ever!
I nominate Shania for Breakfast Queen!
Second! All in favor say aye!
All: Aye!
Oh, wow! Breakfast Queen!
♪♪
Later! Bye!
We had a blast!
Wow, this place is really a steal,
I don't know how you found it!
I mean, normally a primo habitat like this,
it's already got someone living in it!
[ Splashing ] Ahhh!
[ Ominous music ]
[ Screams ]
Oh, no!
♪♪
[ Yawns ]
[ Shuddering ]
Whoa!
[ Footsteps plodding, knocking on door ]
Yeah, so, hypothetically, if there was, a giant crab
buried in the mud of your cave or whatever,
would you maybe know why that is happening?
Well, sure!
It's called "hibernation"!
Y'see, some big animals struggle when it's cold
so they gather food and store energy to last them all winter.
They find a den and sleep,
and when it's warm again, it's time to come out and eat!
Because you'd be hungry too after three months
of sleeping, right?
Cool...
Oh-here's tomorrow's guest list for your coronation!
Any reason we should cancel?
Nope!
It'll be okay, just keep it quick.
Behold, the Breakfast Queen!
[ Applause ]
Could you play faster?
Thought you'd never ask! [ Playing jazzy tune ]
I have prepared a little dance in honor
of our Queen's greatness.
Pass.
A wise decision, my queen.
And now...
your crowning.
[ Fanfare ]
Ooh!
But first!
A small speech, if you don't mind!
Ahem -- there comes a time
in every Fungie's life...
and that time is breakfast time.
Breakfast, the most important meal of the day.
And what's a better...
He'll crown me, we'll eat, they'll leave!
No one will know my crab secret.
Nay, breakfast buds, no meal can compare,
Oh! Better check the rubies!
...wonderful and worthy as the one we stand in now.
A wise man once said,
"Without breakfast, I am nothing but a hungry dork."
In conclusion, I will leave you
with this final breakfast thought.
Think of Shania's place as the ultimate
Breakfast Club hangout.
And Shania herself,
the Queen of Breakfast.
[ Gasps ]
♪ Time to dump the water ♪
♪ The scalding hot water! ♪
[ Ominous music ]
When it's warm again, it's time to eat!
Nevin! Stop!
What's that, my queen?
[ Whistles, kerplunks ]
[ Rumbling ]
[ Roaring ]
[ All screaming ]
Whoa! A giant crab was hibernating here!
Just like in your hypothetical question, Shania!
[ Roaring ]
Fear not, my queen!
I'll sauce this fool!
[ Splat, growl, slurp ]
Oh, no! It likes the sauce!
[ Screaming ]
[ Crab roaring ]
We can't out-run this thing!
Hide in that shack!
Works for me! Uh...
Stop! What? Why?
[ Clears throat, lips smack ] Oh, hey, kiddo!
You bring some friends home?
I thought the cave was your home?
It's just...
I -- I mean...
[ Crab roaring ]
Oh, boy! Inside now! Let's go, let's go!
[ Rumbling ]
Our beautiful home...
I don't think it's gonna make it.
Our...home...
[ Pounding ]
My home!
We have to save my home!
But how? That crab is peeved!
When they wake up, it's time to eat!
When it comes to meals...
this family's a well-oiled machine!
Ryan, find me some veggies!
Like a bag of weeds?
Perfect!
All cooks to the kitchen!
Your queen commands it!
[ Cheering ]
[ Pounding ]
[ Blades ring, crab roaring ]
[ Whooshing ]
[ Screams, yelps ]
[ Roars ]
[ Gulps ]
It likes it!
Keep it coming, everyone!
♪♪
Ah!
♪♪
Oh, take that, you bully!
♪♪
[ Sizzling ]
♪♪
[ Yawns ]
[ Cheering ]
Aaah!
♪♪
But, Shania...
why did you tell us, that, um...
Why did you lie about your house?
I saw how nice Cool James' house was and I was embarrassed.
But now I realize
even though I don't have the nicest house,
I do have the nicest home.
What? Your house is awesome!
It's like a fortress!
With an army of cook children!
[ Indistinct clamoring ]
Who wants rock sandwiches?
I propose a new club --
the Lunchtime Association!
Maybe we just eat without a club?
It doesn't have to be a club, per se?
But maybe I can at least just keep records
of what everyone ate and how many chews it took?
Oh, Seth...
You're a control freak.
♪♪
Perfect for flipping pancakes!