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(WIND WHOOSHING)
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(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)
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GORR: Oh, great and mighty Rapu,
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we pray to you for water and sustenance.
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I pray to you, not for me,
but for my daughter.
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(WIND GUSTING)
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(MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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(WEAKLY) I'm tired.
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(CRYING SOFTLY)
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(CONTINUES CRYING)
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(SNIFFLES)
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(WIND GUSTING)
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VOICES: (WHISPERING) You have suffered.
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VOICE 1: Come to me.
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VOICE 2: Come to me.
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VOICES: You have suffered.
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Come to me.
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(WIND HOWLING)
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(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
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You have suffered.
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(BIRDS AND INSECTS CHIRPING)
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(WATER BURBLING)
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(GRUNTING IN RELIEF)
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(COUGHS)
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(OBJECT STABS)
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(WINCES)
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(GRUNTS)
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(PANTING)
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Ah! What do we have here?
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(GRUNTING CONTENTEDLY)
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Look at it.
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It's gobbling up all my fruit.
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Rapu.
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Bringer of Light.
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Oh, it's one of mine.
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(LAUGHTER)
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I am Gorr, the last of your disciples.
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We have lost everything, my lord.
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The land is dry.
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All life is lost.
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But our faith in you never wavered
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and now we await the promise
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of the eternal reward.
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Is this why you celebrate?
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(LAUGHS)
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He... He thinks there's an eternal reward.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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No. No, sorry.
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There's no eternal reward for you, dog!
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(GORR GASPS)
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What we're celebrating is a fresh kill.
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We just vanquished the holder
of the Necrosword...
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- VOICE 1: You have suffered.
- RAPU:...before he could harm
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any other gods with that cursed blade.
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VOICE 2: If it's revenge you seek.
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He threatened to end my entire empire.
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But, my lord,
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your empire has already ended.
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There's no one left to worship you.
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RAPU: There'll be
more followers to replace you.
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There always are.
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(SHUDDERING) We have suffered...
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and we have starved.
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(GORR CRYING)
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My daughter died...
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- in your name.
- And well you should.
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Suffering for your gods
is your only purpose.
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There's nothing for you after death.
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Except death.
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You are no god.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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I renounce you.
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(CHOKING)
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- (FLOWER GODS GASPING)
- (RAPU SHUSHES)
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Now your meaningless life
finally does have a purpose.
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(CONTINUES CHOKING)
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To sacrifice yourself to me.
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VOICE 3: If it's revenge you seek...
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VOICE 4:... kill all the gods.
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Go to Eternity.
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VOICE 3: If it's revenge you seek...
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summon the Bifrost.
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VOICE 4: Go to Eternity.
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VOICE 5: Kill all the gods.
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VOICE 3: Summon the Bifrost.
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- VOICE 4: Go to Eternity.
- VOICE 5: Kill all the gods.
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Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods.
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- (SWORD STABBING)
- (FLOWER GODS GASPING)
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- (RAPU CHOKING)
- (FLOWER GODS WHIMPERING)
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(FLOWER GODS SHRIEK)
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(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
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RAPU: The sword chose you.
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You are now cursed!
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Funny.
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It doesn't feel like a curse.
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(GROANS)
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Feels like a promise.
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So, this is my vow.
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All gods will die.
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(SWORD SWISHES)
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(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS)
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(SINISTER MUSIC STOPS)
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(SOFT MUSIC INTRO PLAYS)
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(HARD ROCK VERSION
OF MARVEL THEME PLAYING)
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KORG: Come, come, gather round.
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And listen to the legend
of the Space Viking.
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AKA the God of Thunder.
AKA Thor Odinson.
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(ONLY TIME BY ENYA PLAYING)
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Raised in the way of the warrior,
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Thor was taught to help win battles,
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fighting the good fight
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for those who can't fight good.
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(BABY THOR COOING)
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He grew and he grew and he grew.
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He was sensitive, like a smile.
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And his loving nature
did not discriminate.
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He once loved
a swashbuckling Passionista.
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Another time, he loved a Wolf Woman
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on a Woman Wolf.
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(THOR AND WOLF HOWL)
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But Thor's one true love
was an Earth woman
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named Jane Fonda.
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Oh, wait. No. Jane Foster.
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But sadly, in the battle
for love, Thor lost.
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Ooh.
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In fact, he lost a lot
of people in those days.
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His mum.
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His dad.
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And that guy.
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And that guy.
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And whoever that is.
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And Heimdall.
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- And his brother.
- (THOR YELLING)
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- And his brother, again.
- (THOR YELLING)
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And again.
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(DISTANT YELLING)
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Poor Thor had to watch
his planet explode.
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And then he said, "What have I done?"
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It seemed that everything
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and everyone he loved, he lost.
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And so he hid his heart
behind a big, fleshy bod,
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so it could never be broken again.
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But just because he was done loving,
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didn't mean he was done fighting.
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He teamed up with
the Guardians of the Galaxy
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and set off on some
classic Thor adventures.
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He got in shape.
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Putting in the hard yards.
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Turning pains into gains,
and never skipping leg day.
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(THOR GRUNTS)
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He went from Dad Bod to God Bod.
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But beneath his God Bod,
there was still a Sad Bod
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just trying to get out.
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(ALL YELLING)
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Because all of the bods
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that Thor had worn over the years
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couldn't hide the pain
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that he was feeling on the inside.
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So he gave up his search for love,
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accepting that he was
only good for one thing...
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Waiting in quiet contemplation
for someone to say,
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"Thor, we need your help
to win this battle."
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(SONG ENDS)
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- QUILL: Thor.
- (DISTANT EXPLOSIONS)
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We need your help to win this battle.
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Let's go.
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(SIGHS) Okay. Come on, Stormbreaker.
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Back to work.
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We must hurry, okay?
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People are dying.
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See you down there.
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(GRUNTS)
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(DISTANT GUNFIRE)
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Hurry up!
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(YELLING)
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(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CLUCKING)
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Give me those. You're gonna break 'em.
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(GRUNTING) I am Groot!
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Ah, you got sap all over it.
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Hello, everybody.
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ROCKET: Well, well, look who it is.
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How are we doing, guys?
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DRAX: Terrible!
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We're all about to die.
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You said this planet
would be a relaxing holiday.
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I said it was going to be,
"Like a relaxing holiday."
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But look at that resplendent skyscape.
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Three suns of Saturn.
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What could be more relaxing than that?
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An actual holiday!
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Die, Booskan scum!
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(BOOSKANS GROAN)
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God of Thunder.
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King Yakan.
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You have finally joined our fight.
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Well, as they say,
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"Better late than not at all."
(CHUCKLES)
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Yes, it's very nice.
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As you know, we used to live
in a peaceful oasis.
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But then our gods were murdered.
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Murdered?
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And now our sacred temple
has been left unguarded,
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and Habooska's hordes
took control of its power.
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It is our most sacred shrine
and he desecrates it.
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Not for long.
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(DRAMATICALLY) Ah!
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King Yakan, tell them
what happened here today.
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Tell of the time that Thor,
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and his ragtag, motley crew
of misfit desperados,
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turned the tide of the battle,
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and etched their names in history.
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For the odds may be against us,
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but I'll tell you this for free...
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Here it comes.
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This ends here and now!
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(MOUTHING ALONG)
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Oh!
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(WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
BY GUNS N' ROSES CONTINUES)
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(THOR GRUNTING)
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- (SCREECHES)
- (THOR GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(STORMBREAKER POWERS UP)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(ENGINES REVVING)
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(STRAINING)
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(ENGINES CONTINUE REVVING)
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(YELLING)
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(TURBINES SQUEAKING)
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(BOOSKAN CACKLES)
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He's not going to go
into the temple, is he? No.
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(CRACKLING)
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Oh.
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- (SONG STOPS)
- (ALL CHEERING)
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Well done, everybody.
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We can collectively take credit for that
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because we worked as a team.
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We used our hearts and our minds
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to defeat the enemy
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with minimal loss or damage.
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(CROWD GASPING)
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What a classic Thor adventure!
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Hurrah!
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(SOUNDS FADE OUT)
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(MACHINE THRUMMING)
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- (THRUMMING STOPS)
- (SIGHS)
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(INDISTINCT TV CHATTER)
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Good book?
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MAN: Yeah.
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I wrote it.
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Wait. You're Dr Jane Foster?
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I am.
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- Uh... Hi. (CHUCKLES)
- Hi.
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How's the, uh, Einstein-Rosen Bridge?
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It's tough.
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- Yeah.
- Really tough.
266
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It's... You need a 3D model.
267
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,361
You ever see Event Horizon?
268
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:03,821
- No.
- (SIGHS)
269
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,240
- Interstellar?
- No.
270
00:15:06,407 --> 00:15:08,200
That movie explains everything
really clearly.
271
00:15:08,284 --> 00:15:10,703
Um, all right. The Einstein-Rosen Bridge
272
00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:14,498
folds space, so that point A and point B
273
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,418
coexist in space and time.
274
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,086
Like that.
275
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,256
You just ruined your own book.
276
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,091
Yeah, but now you understand wormholes.
277
00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:25,801
(CHUCKLES)
278
00:15:26,719 --> 00:15:27,845
Watch those movies.
279
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,471
- Okay.
- Okay.
280
00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:31,807
Saw the Hot Cheetos, had to get it.
281
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,100
(CLEARS THROAT)
282
00:15:37,438 --> 00:15:38,689
(SIGHS NOISILY)
283
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,025
So, how's, uh... how's it going?
284
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:44,445
It's going amazing.
285
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:52,494
Have you told anyone else besides me?
286
00:15:53,162 --> 00:15:55,414
When people find out,
they start acting weird.
287
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,499
They're just different.
288
00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:00,127
I don't need that in my life right now.
289
00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:01,879
Anyway, it's not that serious.
290
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,672
Jane, it's Stage Four.
291
00:16:03,756 --> 00:16:05,883
Out of, like, how many stages?
292
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:07,635
Four.
293
00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:08,969
That we know about.
294
00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:11,055
- (CHUCKLES)
- (DARCY SIGHS)
295
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,643
Oh, you have somewhere else
you gotta be right now
296
00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:17,394
that's more important than chemo?
297
00:16:17,478 --> 00:16:18,854
No.
298
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:26,403
(JANE TUTS)
299
00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:28,072
You're trying to get back
to the lab, aren't you?
300
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,865
I have a few ideas I'm trying.
301
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,867
Okay, no, time out.
302
00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:34,870
I know you think your lab work
is something you have to do,
303
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,623
otherwise you're letting down
all of civilisation,
304
00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:40,334
but you're not getting what the universe
305
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,044
is actually trying to tell you,
306
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:43,504
so let me translate.
307
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,090
Slow down.
308
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,217
You need your energy
to fight this thing.
309
00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:51,970
I'll fight it my way, okay?
310
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,347
Well, FYI,
311
00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:57,184
"my way" does not have
to equal "alone in a lab."
312
00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,019
(GASPS)
313
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:02,147
Maybe it's time to play
the Space Viking card.
314
00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:04,358
- It's not a card.
- Yes, it is.
315
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:05,901
- There's no card.
- There's a card.
316
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,445
It's tall, it's blond,
and it's gorgeous.
317
00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:09,988
It's a handsome card.
318
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,032
- Jane, are you sure?
- Look, Darcy...
319
00:17:12,116 --> 00:17:15,244
I will figure this out by myself.
320
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:16,286
(BEEPS)
321
00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:18,247
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
322
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:25,921
SELVIG: Results are
still coming back the same.
323
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:28,424
I'm afraid the chemo
has very little effect.
324
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,219
I'm so sorry, Jane.
325
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:34,805
If there's anything I can do,
326
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,807
or if you just wanna talk, call me.
327
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:49,737
- (SIGHS)
- (RUSTLING)
328
00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:52,114
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
329
00:18:00,456 --> 00:18:02,040
(PARADISE CITY
BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING)
330
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,615
Smell like a king,
because you're worthy.
331
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,158
Old Spice.
332
00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:38,535
(PLAYS OLD SPICE JINGLE)
333
00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:40,078
- DIRECTOR: Cut!
- (BELL RINGS)
334
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:42,998
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
335
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:46,752
(CROWD CHEERING)
336
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,839
(PARADISE CITY
BY GUNS 'N' ROSES CONTINUES)
337
00:18:58,889 --> 00:18:59,890
(SONG FADES)
338
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:03,352
(BAND PLAYING GENTLE MUSIC)
339
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:04,978
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
340
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,691
ACTOR ODIN: Look at this place.
It's beautiful.
341
00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:11,026
Home.
342
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,361
Yes, home, Father.
343
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,530
We're here to take you home.
344
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:17,407
Yes. To planet Asgard.
345
00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:19,952
Asgard is not a planet, my sons.
346
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:22,496
It is people. It is you!
347
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,873
And now, it is time
348
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:27,584
for me to pass on to the spirit realm.
349
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,253
(ACTOR LOKI WHIMPERS)
350
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,047
I will take my place
351
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,092
in the great banqueting hall
of Valhalla,
352
00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:37,678
the resting place of the gods.
353
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:39,721
Oh, one more thing.
354
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:41,849
You have a sister.
355
00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:47,145
And so now, I turn into godly stardust,
356
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,981
and say farewell.
357
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:50,691
Oh, look.
358
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,193
Do you see? It's happening.
359
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,612
I'm disappearing.
360
00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:57,698
(EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
361
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:01,702
No!
362
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:02,786
Father!
363
00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:06,415
But wait! Brother!
364
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:11,044
An ominous portal
hath appeared behind us.
365
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:12,754
BOTH: Transform!
366
00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:13,964
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
367
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,508
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
368
00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:21,471
(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
369
00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:22,514
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
370
00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:25,350
I am Hela, Goddess of Death.
371
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:27,561
Now, I return to Asgard
372
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:30,480
to stake my claim
as the rightful heir to the throne,
373
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,399
and no one will stop me!
374
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:33,442
Join me or die!
375
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:34,860
We will never join you, witch!
376
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:35,903
Mjolnir!
377
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,741
(LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY)
378
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,075
Impossible!
379
00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:43,535
(GRUNTS)
380
00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:45,454
I broke your hammer!
381
00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:47,080
Time to die!
382
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,540
BOTH: Bifrost!
383
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,335
(CHEERING)
384
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,846
You can almost feel the power
385
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:05,766
of these magnificent
and immovable stones.
386
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,685
Okay. Let's head back to the village
387
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:11,855
where we can drink
some real Asgardian mead.
388
00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:13,482
- Come on.
- (TOURISTS CHEER)
389
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,530
(SOFT SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
390
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,791
(DEEP RUMBLING)
391
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:35,712
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
392
00:21:35,796 --> 00:21:36,964
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
393
00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:39,383
(CRACKLING)
394
00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:42,803
(THUNDER CONTINUES RUMBLING)
395
00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:44,888
(MUSIC CRESCENDOING)
396
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,060
God of Disaster,
397
00:21:51,228 --> 00:21:52,437
we thank you.
398
00:21:52,521 --> 00:21:54,481
We feared we would be at war forever
399
00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:56,358
without the protection of our gods,
400
00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:59,486
but now, peace shall reign.
401
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:03,448
In return for your service,
please accept these gifts.
402
00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:04,700
(INTENSE SCREAMING)
403
00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:07,327
As is tradition,
the protectors of our world
404
00:22:07,411 --> 00:22:09,496
are bestowed with great beasts.
405
00:22:09,579 --> 00:22:11,999
- (GOATS SCREAMING)
- (MEN GRUNTING)
406
00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:13,125
Giant goats!
407
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,210
Oh, look at those! They are wonderful.
408
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:18,171
Korg, look at that.
Those things are beautiful.
409
00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:20,716
King Yakan, thank you so much.
410
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:22,634
Listen, um, about the temple...
411
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:23,844
I don't wanna talk about the temple.
412
00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:25,012
I know, but if we were to talk about it,
413
00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:26,346
- I think it's important...
- It's making me sad.
414
00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:27,431
...to life and material objects...
415
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:28,807
- And mad.
- Okay, I'll stop talking.
416
00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:30,600
- (CHUCKLES)
- Don't forget the goats.
417
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:33,061
Which you accepted,
and now must take with you.
418
00:22:33,145 --> 00:22:34,354
No backsies.
419
00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:38,233
- Aw. They are beautiful.
- Yes, they are beautiful.
420
00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:39,317
(GOATS SCREAMING)
421
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:40,944
They also scream quite a lot.
422
00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:41,987
They'll be fine.
423
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,072
- (SCREAMING)
- I am Groot.
424
00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:45,198
We need to find the damn remote
425
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:46,950
so we can download the distress signal!
426
00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:49,077
THOR: Retrace your steps.
Where did you put the remote?
427
00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:50,495
One of your goats probably ate it!
428
00:22:50,579 --> 00:22:52,330
Goats didn't eat the remote.
Don't be ridiculous.
429
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:53,832
Well, I ain't digging through
their crap.
430
00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:55,625
- DRAX: I love them!
- (ROCKET GRUNTS)
431
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:56,710
They should live with us forever!
432
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:57,919
QUILL: Found the remote!
433
00:22:58,086 --> 00:22:59,129
I'm putting them down.
434
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:00,297
- MANTIS: Me too.
- Is it working or not?
435
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,673
No, it's not workin'. It's not charged.
436
00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:02,758
Well, maybe you need to find a charger...
437
00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:03,884
- (GUN POWERS UP)
- Get out of my way!
438
00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,177
Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!
439
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:07,012
- (KORG GRUNTS)
- THOR: Whew.
440
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,889
- Korg, you okay?
- Yeah, bro. All good.
441
00:23:08,972 --> 00:23:10,182
All right. Everybody, just relax.
442
00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:11,433
The goats are gonna be fine.
443
00:23:11,516 --> 00:23:13,185
If not, we can just use them for meat...
444
00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:15,020
(SCREAMING STOPS)
445
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:16,730
...ting people. Meeting people.
446
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,231
They're a great conversation starter.
447
00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:20,776
And I've been told you can summon them
with a special whistle
448
00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:22,444
that goes something like this...
(FAILS TO WHISTLE)
449
00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:24,321
No, that's not it. (WHISTLES)
No, that's not it. (WHISTLES)
450
00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:25,822
No, that's not it. You have a go.
451
00:23:25,906 --> 00:23:27,324
- (GROWLS)
- No, that's not it.
452
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,284
- KRAGLIN: Oh, hey, guys.
- Kraglin!
453
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:30,410
KORG: (FAILS TO WHISTLE)
No, that's not it.
454
00:23:30,494 --> 00:23:32,746
- You been here this whole time?
- Yeah, you said to stay with the ship.
455
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:35,165
This is Glenda. We're married.
456
00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:37,334
(SPLUTTERS) I am Groot.
457
00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:38,418
What did we tell you
458
00:23:38,502 --> 00:23:40,003
about jumpin' into new relationships?
459
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:41,421
That I shouldn't be doing that.
460
00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:42,589
Yeah, you can't get married
461
00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:44,132
on every single planet we land on.
462
00:23:44,216 --> 00:23:45,801
I am Groot.
463
00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:47,803
- (BEEPING)
- QUILL: Finally!
464
00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:49,763
All right, here we go. Distress calls.
465
00:23:50,347 --> 00:23:53,100
FEMALE CALLER: Please help us!
The God Butcher has found us!
466
00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:54,434
QUILL: God Butcher?
467
00:23:54,518 --> 00:23:56,186
MALE CALLER: He left them
hanging as a warning.
468
00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,146
Look at all of these gods, murdered.
469
00:23:58,230 --> 00:24:00,107
MALE CALLER 2: Our greatest champions,
470
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:02,025
now laid to waste.
471
00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:03,235
The horror.
472
00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:04,778
Who could have done something like this?
473
00:24:05,904 --> 00:24:07,030
Thor, where are you?
474
00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:08,698
Wait, wait, wait.
What was that? Go back.
475
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,201
Play that one.
476
00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:14,287
- Thor, where are you?
- THOR: Sif?
477
00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:15,622
We need you here.
478
00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:18,333
My friend is in danger.
We must go at once.
479
00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:19,793
Start the ship, my friends.
480
00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:21,878
I don't know, maybe we should split up.
481
00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:22,963
So many people to save,
482
00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:25,048
I mean, look at all of these distress...
483
00:24:25,132 --> 00:24:26,633
- (VEST CREAKS SLOWLY)
- ...calls.
484
00:24:27,968 --> 00:24:29,010
(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)
485
00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:31,012
Thor.
486
00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:32,514
You gonna be okay?
487
00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:34,141
I admire your commitment to each other.
488
00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:35,350
It's a beautiful thing.
489
00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:37,227
Alas, it's something I'll never have.
490
00:24:37,394 --> 00:24:38,770
Buddy, if I may...
491
00:24:39,354 --> 00:24:40,397
You may.
492
00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:43,150
After thousands of years of living,
493
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:44,442
you don't seem to know
who the hell you are.
494
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:46,903
I've been lost before.
495
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,614
But then I found meaning, I found love.
496
00:24:50,866 --> 00:24:51,950
And yeah, it got taken from me,
497
00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:53,160
and god, that hurts.
498
00:24:55,036 --> 00:24:57,706
But that shitty feeling
is better than feeling empty.
499
00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:00,250
My hope for you is that
500
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,878
one day, you will find something
501
00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:05,505
to make you feel this shitty.
502
00:25:05,589 --> 00:25:08,508
I have loved before. It didn't work out.
503
00:25:08,592 --> 00:25:10,677
They either die a grismal death
504
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,429
or they dump you
with a handwritten letter.
505
00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:13,513
I don't know which is worse,
506
00:25:13,597 --> 00:25:15,765
but it's why I keep everyone
at arm's length.
507
00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:17,767
(MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY)
508
00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:19,686
You've grown too attached.
509
00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:20,937
Damn it, I knew this would happen.
510
00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:22,898
- You must go. I'll find Sif.
- (SOMBRE MUSIC CONTINUES)
511
00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:24,858
You answer the other calls.
512
00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:26,318
The galaxy needs its Guardians.
513
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:27,402
Cool, yeah. We were just leaving...
514
00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:28,904
Shh. I know it hurts.
515
00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:30,739
But it's better this way.
You have to trust me.
516
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,366
To ease the pain, why don't you, uh,
517
00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,870
take this ship here
as a parting farewell gift?
518
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:38,955
Oh, you're giving me my ship?
519
00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:40,332
Yes, she's yours.
520
00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:43,210
May you make as many memories
with her as I have.
521
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:44,878
She's a temperamental old lass.
522
00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:47,422
Will serve you well in a tight pickle.
523
00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:48,715
- KRAGLIN: I'll start the ship.
- Thank you.
524
00:25:48,798 --> 00:25:50,091
Goodbye, old friend.
525
00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:53,011
A human handshake
526
00:25:53,094 --> 00:25:54,971
to the Asgardian shake.
527
00:25:55,138 --> 00:25:57,599
Into the snake that you cannot trust.
528
00:25:57,682 --> 00:25:58,683
(WHOOSHES)
529
00:25:58,767 --> 00:25:59,893
You're really dragging this out.
530
00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:02,812
And finish with the classic
Asgardian high one.
531
00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:05,649
(IMITATES EXPLOSION)
532
00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:07,943
- DRAX: Let's go.
- (SPACESHIP POWERING UP)
533
00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:09,110
Take care of my crew.
534
00:26:09,194 --> 00:26:10,278
This is gonna be hard for them.
535
00:26:10,362 --> 00:26:11,571
Hurry up!
536
00:26:11,655 --> 00:26:12,739
Not her.
537
00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:14,157
Remember what I told you.
538
00:26:15,116 --> 00:26:16,576
You ever feel lost,
539
00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:19,663
just look into the eyes
of the people that you love.
540
00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:22,123
They'll tell you exactly who you are.
541
00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:24,251
(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
542
00:26:26,503 --> 00:26:27,462
All right. Bye.
543
00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:33,468
For what it's worth,
let's cling to the good memories.
544
00:26:33,551 --> 00:26:35,303
- (ENGINE HUMMING LOUDLY)
- We Asgardians say,
545
00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:37,973
"May you travel with the speed
of Odin's ravens.
546
00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:39,599
"I'll see you in Valhalla
547
00:26:39,683 --> 00:26:41,518
"where we shall drink mead and..."
548
00:26:43,228 --> 00:26:45,689
- They're gone.
- Alone again. Just me and you.
549
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:47,023
Stormbreaker!
550
00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:49,985
Watch out, you frickin' crazy axe!
551
00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:52,070
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
552
00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:54,823
So what do we do now, bro?
553
00:26:54,906 --> 00:26:56,324
Let's go get Sif!
554
00:26:57,826 --> 00:27:00,036
(GOATS SCREAMING)
555
00:27:03,081 --> 00:27:04,332
(GOATS SCREAM)
556
00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:13,717
KORG: Who or what is that?
557
00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:17,012
Falligar, God of the Falligarians.
558
00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:19,514
One of the nicest gods you'll ever meet.
559
00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:22,225
Oh, no.
560
00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:25,937
(GRUNTS)
561
00:27:31,026 --> 00:27:32,986
Sif, it's me, Thor.
562
00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:34,529
Odinson?
563
00:27:34,612 --> 00:27:36,114
You're missing an arm.
564
00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:37,449
I'm gonna get you home.
565
00:27:37,532 --> 00:27:39,659
No! Leave me here.
566
00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:41,703
I want to die a warrior's death.
567
00:27:41,870 --> 00:27:43,913
On the battlefield. In battle.
568
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,958
And then I can claim my place
in Valhalla.
569
00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:49,502
Oh, I hate to break it to you,
570
00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:51,087
but for a warrior to get into Valhalla,
571
00:27:51,171 --> 00:27:52,547
you have to die in the battle.
572
00:27:53,256 --> 00:27:55,258
- You survived.
- Oh, shit.
573
00:27:55,884 --> 00:27:57,635
Maybe your arm is in Valhalla.
574
00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:00,555
What happened here?
575
00:28:00,638 --> 00:28:02,640
(SIGHS) I've been hunting a madman.
576
00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:04,851
I followed him here, but it was a trap.
577
00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:06,019
Who is this madman?
578
00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:08,813
The God Butcher is coming.
579
00:28:08,897 --> 00:28:11,316
He seeks the extinction of the gods.
580
00:28:11,399 --> 00:28:13,360
Asgard is next.
581
00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:15,445
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)
582
00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:19,574
(BELL CLANGING IN DISTANCE)
583
00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:24,662
(EERIE WHOOSHING)
584
00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:46,810
(LOW UNNERVING MUSIC PLAYING)
585
00:29:05,954 --> 00:29:08,164
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
586
00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:27,100
(CREATURES GROWLING)
587
00:29:27,976 --> 00:29:29,894
(ROCK SONG
PLAYING QUIETLY ON SPEAKER)
588
00:29:31,438 --> 00:29:33,898
- (WOMAN SCREAMING)
- (EXPLOSIONS)
589
00:29:36,067 --> 00:29:38,069
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)
590
00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:40,196
(CREATURE SCREECHES)
591
00:29:41,531 --> 00:29:43,533
(MUSIC BUILDS UP)
592
00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:46,911
(HORSE WHINNYING)
593
00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:49,289
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
594
00:29:50,081 --> 00:29:51,332
(GRUNTS)
595
00:30:01,593 --> 00:30:03,052
(WARRIORS GRUNT)
596
00:30:03,761 --> 00:30:04,888
MAN: Look, it's Thor!
597
00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:06,931
- MAN 2: Thor!
- Take Sif to the infirmary.
598
00:30:07,182 --> 00:30:08,183
VALKYRIE: Hey!
599
00:30:08,266 --> 00:30:09,476
Who'd you piss off now?
600
00:30:09,559 --> 00:30:11,060
This is not my fault.
I've never even seen these things,
601
00:30:11,144 --> 00:30:12,145
whatever the hell they are.
602
00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:13,438
Welcome back.
603
00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:17,525
(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
604
00:30:23,573 --> 00:30:25,700
(CREATURE ROARING)
605
00:30:28,244 --> 00:30:29,537
(SCREECHES)
606
00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:33,082
(METALLIC HUMMING OVERHEAD)
607
00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:35,126
(WHOOSHING)
608
00:30:36,044 --> 00:30:38,338
(WARRIORS CHEERING)
609
00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:39,964
Who's the new guy?
610
00:30:40,548 --> 00:30:42,842
That guy? You're gonna love that guy.
611
00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:46,638
(WHOOSHING)
612
00:30:57,232 --> 00:30:59,609
Mjol... Mjolnir! Mjolnir!
613
00:30:59,692 --> 00:31:00,818
It's me, Thor.
614
00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:02,153
Have you seen my hammer?
615
00:31:02,237 --> 00:31:03,780
(WHISTLES) Mjolnir, here, boy.
616
00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:05,615
(SOFT RUMBLING)
617
00:31:05,698 --> 00:31:07,283
Mjolnir?
618
00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:12,622
Mjolnir.
619
00:31:12,705 --> 00:31:14,791
(HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS)
620
00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:19,837
(SLOW-MOTIONED) You're back!
621
00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:22,549
- (WHOOSHES)
- (MUSIC STOPS)
622
00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:24,384
Mjolnir!
623
00:31:26,261 --> 00:31:28,680
(DRAMATIC MUSIC INTRO PLAYING)
624
00:31:35,186 --> 00:31:37,522
(HEROIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
625
00:31:52,036 --> 00:31:53,413
Excuse me.
626
00:31:53,496 --> 00:31:55,248
Hello. That's my hammer
you've got there.
627
00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:58,084
And that's my look.
628
00:31:58,167 --> 00:31:59,502
- (CREATURE SNARLS)
- (GRUNTS)
629
00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:06,884
Hey!
630
00:32:09,220 --> 00:32:10,346
Enough tomfoolery.
631
00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:12,682
Why don't you take off
that mask and reveal yourself?
632
00:32:12,765 --> 00:32:13,850
Come on.
633
00:32:15,768 --> 00:32:16,769
Hey.
634
00:32:17,395 --> 00:32:18,813
(INCREDULOUSLY) Jane?
635
00:32:24,152 --> 00:32:27,155
KORG: Let me tell you
the legend of Thor and Jane.
636
00:32:27,238 --> 00:32:28,823
(OUR LAST SUMMER BY ABBA PLAYING)
637
00:32:28,906 --> 00:32:32,994
He was a God of Thunder
and she, a woman of science.
638
00:32:34,162 --> 00:32:36,581
And although they were
from different worlds,
639
00:32:38,374 --> 00:32:40,460
somehow, it just made sense.
640
00:32:40,543 --> 00:32:41,377
THOR: Whoo! Ha-ha!
641
00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:42,879
KORG: And together they embarked
642
00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:44,881
on a journey of love.
643
00:32:48,092 --> 00:32:49,344
(LAUGHS PROUDLY)
644
00:32:49,427 --> 00:32:50,470
(JANE SNICKERS)
645
00:32:50,553 --> 00:32:52,889
Thor taught Jane the way of the warrior...
646
00:32:52,972 --> 00:32:55,224
- (JANE GASPS)
- (WOMAN ON TV SCREAMING)
647
00:32:55,308 --> 00:32:58,061
And Jane taught Thor
the way of the people.
648
00:32:59,354 --> 00:33:00,938
And as time passed,
649
00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:03,650
their love grew deeper and deeper.
650
00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:05,526
(LAUGHING)
651
00:33:06,778 --> 00:33:08,780
She's incredible, isn't she, Mjolnir?
652
00:33:09,906 --> 00:33:11,324
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
653
00:33:11,407 --> 00:33:14,744
I need you to promise me
you'll always protect her.
654
00:33:16,454 --> 00:33:18,373
I love you too, buddy.
655
00:33:19,957 --> 00:33:23,544
KORG: And love that deep
has a way of becoming magical.
656
00:33:23,628 --> 00:33:25,421
(HIGH-PITCHED HUMMING)
657
00:33:27,256 --> 00:33:29,759
Thor set his sights toward a future
658
00:33:29,842 --> 00:33:31,969
and all it might hold.
659
00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:34,305
(OUR LAST SUMMER BY ABBA CONTINUES)
660
00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:37,850
But the more he pondered
a life with Jane,
661
00:33:37,934 --> 00:33:39,977
the more he feared losing that life.
662
00:33:40,061 --> 00:33:42,814
And although
Jane didn't want to admit it,
663
00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:45,316
she was scared of loss as well.
664
00:33:48,778 --> 00:33:51,030
And so, they built walls between them.
665
00:33:51,948 --> 00:33:53,991
Thor got busy saving humanity.
666
00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:55,785
THOR: Heimdall!
667
00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:57,078
(WHOOSHING)
668
00:33:57,161 --> 00:33:59,831
KORG: And Jane got busy doing the same.
669
00:33:59,914 --> 00:34:01,708
Real busy.
670
00:34:01,791 --> 00:34:04,752
And eventually, the space
between them grew and grew
671
00:34:04,836 --> 00:34:06,921
until it became too wide to bear.
672
00:34:07,004 --> 00:34:08,339
(WHOOSHING)
673
00:34:12,885 --> 00:34:14,345
KORG: Something had to give.
674
00:34:14,429 --> 00:34:17,974
I have to stay up all night
to go through this data. Okay?
675
00:34:18,057 --> 00:34:19,183
And I have to stay up all night
676
00:34:19,267 --> 00:34:21,436
- and clean all of this up.
- There's two plates!
677
00:34:21,519 --> 00:34:22,520
It's two plates and two forks!
678
00:34:22,603 --> 00:34:24,939
(WHOOSHING)
679
00:34:26,858 --> 00:34:28,901
KORG: And then, one night, it did give.
680
00:34:30,528 --> 00:34:32,155
Jane wrote a note.
681
00:34:33,406 --> 00:34:35,408
And Thor read that note.
682
00:34:37,201 --> 00:34:39,829
And their legend suddenly became myth.
683
00:34:39,912 --> 00:34:41,330
(SONG FADES)
684
00:34:41,414 --> 00:34:43,249
Or so they thought.
685
00:34:45,835 --> 00:34:47,837
- (HIGH-PITCHED HUMMING)
- You okay?
686
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,882
Yeah... (CHUCKLES)
it's a little, uh, hot in...
687
00:34:50,965 --> 00:34:53,009
- (EARS RINGING)
- (PANTING) Startin' to feel...
688
00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:56,053
It's claustrophobic with the helmet.
689
00:34:56,929 --> 00:34:59,182
- (GRUNTS, PANTS)
- (RINGING STOPS)
690
00:35:00,308 --> 00:35:01,309
How?
691
00:35:01,392 --> 00:35:02,810
- Uh... (GRUNTS)
- (CREATURE SNARLS)
692
00:35:03,394 --> 00:35:05,730
(GRUNTING) Can we talk about this later?
693
00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:07,356
Yeah, sure.
694
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:08,775
Great seeing you.
695
00:35:08,858 --> 00:35:10,318
(WHOOSHING)
696
00:35:10,401 --> 00:35:11,527
What?
697
00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:14,614
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
698
00:35:17,909 --> 00:35:20,161
VOICE: Kill all the gods.
699
00:35:20,244 --> 00:35:21,621
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
700
00:35:29,921 --> 00:35:31,047
(CREATURE SNARLS)
701
00:35:35,551 --> 00:35:37,845
(SINISTER MUSIC CONTINUES)
702
00:35:39,555 --> 00:35:40,515
(GRUNTS)
703
00:35:44,602 --> 00:35:47,104
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
704
00:35:48,231 --> 00:35:49,357
(GORR GROANS)
705
00:35:50,525 --> 00:35:51,776
(GRUNTS)
706
00:35:58,616 --> 00:36:00,618
Hey. Is that the Necrosword?
707
00:36:00,785 --> 00:36:03,037
That's cool. I've only ever
read about it in stories.
708
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:06,123
Then you know this is going to hurt.
709
00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:07,917
(SCOFFS) Pain.
710
00:36:08,084 --> 00:36:10,461
What is pain but a construct
invented by the weak?
711
00:36:10,545 --> 00:36:11,838
Okay, that's very sharp!
712
00:36:11,921 --> 00:36:13,297
(GRUNTING)
713
00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:22,139
Ready?
714
00:36:23,015 --> 00:36:26,060
Don't touch my things.
715
00:36:26,477 --> 00:36:27,645
(BOTH GRUNT)
716
00:36:28,271 --> 00:36:29,897
(GORR CHOKING)
717
00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:36,612
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
718
00:36:47,415 --> 00:36:48,583
(GRUNTS)
719
00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:54,881
Yeah, you better run, you coward.
(CHUCKLES)
720
00:36:54,964 --> 00:36:57,133
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
721
00:36:58,885 --> 00:37:00,803
(CREATURE GROWLING SOFTLY)
722
00:37:09,896 --> 00:37:12,398
- (CREATURE GROWLS)
- (SCREAMING)
723
00:37:14,150 --> 00:37:16,402
The children.
They're taking the children!
724
00:37:16,485 --> 00:37:18,154
- (SCREAMS)
- Mommy!
725
00:37:18,237 --> 00:37:19,488
(CLAMOURING)
726
00:37:20,364 --> 00:37:21,407
Mom!
727
00:37:22,950 --> 00:37:24,785
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
728
00:37:29,790 --> 00:37:30,791
(SCREAMING STOPS)
729
00:37:45,181 --> 00:37:47,642
Shadow monsters. Disgusting.
730
00:37:51,354 --> 00:37:53,564
Flew around the world twice. Nothing.
731
00:37:53,648 --> 00:37:56,901
Cowards must have run away.
We'll find them. (SCOFFS)
732
00:37:56,984 --> 00:37:58,361
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
733
00:37:59,570 --> 00:38:01,530
- Quite a reunion, huh?
- Eh, you're telling me.
734
00:38:01,697 --> 00:38:03,532
What's it been? Like, three, four years?
735
00:38:03,824 --> 00:38:05,952
Eight years, seven months, and six days.
736
00:38:06,035 --> 00:38:07,370
I haven't forgotten
737
00:38:07,495 --> 00:38:08,704
the last time I saw you,
738
00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:10,539
or didn't see you, because you left.
(CHUCKLES)
739
00:38:10,623 --> 00:38:12,416
It's kind of an oversimplification
740
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,584
to say that I left.
741
00:38:13,668 --> 00:38:15,920
Ah, no, you left. You did.
742
00:38:16,087 --> 00:38:17,922
You wrote me a beautiful
handwritten letter.
743
00:38:18,089 --> 00:38:20,049
I should know, I was there. (CHUCKLES)
744
00:38:20,132 --> 00:38:21,300
- You weren't there...
- I was.
745
00:38:21,384 --> 00:38:22,760
...actually, hence the note.
746
00:38:24,387 --> 00:38:26,222
(CHUCKLES) And if you weren't
there to see me leave,
747
00:38:26,305 --> 00:38:28,057
then maybe it was you that left.
748
00:38:28,933 --> 00:38:30,768
- Fair point. Hmm.
- Uh...
749
00:38:30,851 --> 00:38:32,311
Not that it matters.
750
00:38:32,395 --> 00:38:33,562
Like, who's keeping track, right?
751
00:38:33,646 --> 00:38:35,106
(CHUCKLING) No, yeah.
752
00:38:35,189 --> 00:38:37,608
I suppose we both left
and both got left. (CHUCKLES)
753
00:38:37,692 --> 00:38:38,818
Now you're leaving again.
754
00:38:40,945 --> 00:38:42,154
VALKYRIE:
Miek, we need detailed accounts
755
00:38:42,238 --> 00:38:43,322
from all the witnesses.
756
00:38:43,406 --> 00:38:44,490
Darryl, get me all the names
757
00:38:44,573 --> 00:38:45,616
of the children who have been lost.
758
00:38:46,283 --> 00:38:47,702
Your Majesty,
my daughter has been taken,
759
00:38:47,785 --> 00:38:48,786
and I don't know where she is.
760
00:38:48,869 --> 00:38:50,246
And she'll be found.
761
00:38:50,329 --> 00:38:51,789
Guys, they're bleeding.
762
00:38:51,872 --> 00:38:53,290
Get them to the infirmary. Now!
763
00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:54,375
Darryl!
764
00:38:54,542 --> 00:38:56,460
Majesty, should we start working
765
00:38:56,544 --> 00:38:58,337
on a performance of this entire debacle?
766
00:38:58,504 --> 00:39:00,089
The people need entertainment.
767
00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:01,841
Particularly now, in times of crisis.
768
00:39:01,924 --> 00:39:03,509
Particularly.
769
00:39:03,592 --> 00:39:05,428
(PEOPLE PLEADING)
770
00:39:05,511 --> 00:39:06,762
I did not hear a, "No."
771
00:39:07,221 --> 00:39:08,431
Nor did I.
772
00:39:08,597 --> 00:39:09,724
- Asgard. Night.
- Yes!
773
00:39:09,890 --> 00:39:11,100
We open on some sleeping children.
774
00:39:13,185 --> 00:39:14,854
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
775
00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:17,690
So, that's the ex-girlfriend, is it?
776
00:39:17,773 --> 00:39:19,150
The old ex-girlfriend.
777
00:39:19,316 --> 00:39:20,359
Jodie Foster.
778
00:39:20,526 --> 00:39:21,569
Jane Foster.
779
00:39:21,652 --> 00:39:22,862
The one that got away.
780
00:39:22,945 --> 00:39:24,613
THOR: The one that got away.
781
00:39:24,697 --> 00:39:25,740
That means escaped.
782
00:39:25,823 --> 00:39:27,491
Yeah. Yeah... Yeah.
783
00:39:27,950 --> 00:39:29,785
Must be hard for you
to see your ex-girlfriend
784
00:39:29,869 --> 00:39:31,454
and your ex-hammer hangin' out,
785
00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:32,913
and getting on so well.
786
00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:38,461
What you up to, bro?
787
00:39:39,086 --> 00:39:40,463
(SOFTLY) Come on.
788
00:39:41,005 --> 00:39:42,256
Come to daddy.
789
00:39:42,339 --> 00:39:45,259
(CLICKS TONGUE) Come on. Mjolnir.
790
00:39:46,927 --> 00:39:49,638
Hey! There you are.
791
00:39:49,722 --> 00:39:50,765
Hey.
792
00:39:50,848 --> 00:39:51,891
WOMAN: Do you know
what I think we should do?
793
00:39:51,974 --> 00:39:53,684
- I was just calling you.
- WOMAN: Start an army!
794
00:39:53,768 --> 00:39:55,686
With what? Half our soldiers are dead!
795
00:39:55,770 --> 00:39:57,354
Half our soldiers are always dead!
796
00:39:57,438 --> 00:39:59,482
- Where are the children?
- Everyone, please go home.
797
00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:00,566
I promise you we'll have news soon.
798
00:40:00,649 --> 00:40:02,068
Someone needs to tell us what happened.
799
00:40:02,151 --> 00:40:03,736
VALKYRIE: We shall find them.
800
00:40:03,819 --> 00:40:05,654
(CLAMOURING CONTINUES)
801
00:40:05,738 --> 00:40:07,073
- I just don't understand.
- MAN: You know what?
802
00:40:07,156 --> 00:40:08,449
This is all our fault.
803
00:40:08,532 --> 00:40:09,742
- (ALL EXCLAIM)
- MAN 2: Stop it!
804
00:40:09,825 --> 00:40:10,910
Asgard!
805
00:40:10,993 --> 00:40:12,411
(COMMOTION STOPS)
806
00:40:16,874 --> 00:40:18,876
(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY)
807
00:40:19,710 --> 00:40:22,797
My friends, we must not quarrel.
808
00:40:23,756 --> 00:40:26,550
In times like this, we need
to unite, come together.
809
00:40:26,634 --> 00:40:28,761
I see what's happening here.
810
00:40:29,428 --> 00:40:31,639
- You're afraid. Hmm?
- (SOFT SQUEAKING)
811
00:40:32,264 --> 00:40:33,307
Scared.
812
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:35,643
Afraid.
813
00:40:35,726 --> 00:40:36,936
Anxious.
814
00:40:37,561 --> 00:40:38,729
(SQUEAKING CONTINUES)
815
00:40:38,813 --> 00:40:39,814
If we are to find the children,
816
00:40:39,897 --> 00:40:43,025
we must first look within ourselves.
817
00:40:43,109 --> 00:40:44,902
I'm sorry. Miek, it's very hard
818
00:40:44,985 --> 00:40:47,446
to give a rousing speech
with the (MIMICS SQUEAKING) noise.
819
00:40:47,530 --> 00:40:49,073
- What are you doing?
- She's taking minutes.
820
00:40:49,156 --> 00:40:50,491
Oh, precious minutes we don't have.
821
00:40:50,574 --> 00:40:52,576
- (WHINES)
- You want the kids back?
822
00:40:53,702 --> 00:40:55,329
I'll be back in a minute.
823
00:40:56,247 --> 00:40:57,581
You can write that down, Miek.
824
00:40:59,041 --> 00:41:00,334
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
825
00:41:00,417 --> 00:41:01,252
- (GRUNTS)
- VALKYRIE: No!
826
00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:04,004
(ALL EXCLAIM)
827
00:41:05,047 --> 00:41:06,465
(RUMBLING)
828
00:41:07,216 --> 00:41:08,217
(THOR GRUNTS)
829
00:41:10,261 --> 00:41:12,012
THOR: Stormbreaker, what are you doing?
830
00:41:12,096 --> 00:41:13,597
Is this about Mjolnir?
831
00:41:13,681 --> 00:41:15,182
Everyone, out!
832
00:41:15,975 --> 00:41:17,017
(SIGHS ANGRILY)
833
00:41:17,101 --> 00:41:18,936
- (SIZZLING)
- Didn't find them.
834
00:41:19,019 --> 00:41:20,146
Oh, bae, your cape's on fire.
835
00:41:20,229 --> 00:41:21,272
It's fine. It'll grow back.
836
00:41:21,355 --> 00:41:22,773
I'm invoicing you for this.
837
00:41:22,857 --> 00:41:23,858
Listen.
838
00:41:23,941 --> 00:41:25,025
What do we know about this guy?
839
00:41:25,109 --> 00:41:26,485
He travels through shadows.
840
00:41:26,569 --> 00:41:28,070
And he creates monsters with them.
841
00:41:28,154 --> 00:41:29,655
Absolutely freaky monsters.
842
00:41:29,738 --> 00:41:31,824
He also wields the Necrosword.
How do I know that?
843
00:41:31,907 --> 00:41:33,367
Because he almost speared me
in the face with it.
844
00:41:33,450 --> 00:41:34,368
What's a Necrosword?
845
00:41:34,451 --> 00:41:35,870
It's an ancient weapon
that's been passed
846
00:41:35,953 --> 00:41:37,454
through hands since the dawn of time.
847
00:41:37,538 --> 00:41:39,790
It has the ability to slay gods,
848
00:41:39,874 --> 00:41:41,417
but it slowly corrupts and kills
849
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,002
whoever wields it, which means...
850
00:41:43,085 --> 00:41:44,587
Oh, so, it infected him.
851
00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:46,380
It's infecting him. Yes. It must be.
852
00:41:46,463 --> 00:41:48,966
VALKYRIE: So basically,
we're up against a cursed,
853
00:41:49,049 --> 00:41:50,801
shadow-zombie kidnapper.
854
00:41:51,177 --> 00:41:52,678
Awesome. When do we leave?
855
00:41:52,761 --> 00:41:54,138
- (WHOOSHING)
- BOY: Thor.
856
00:41:54,221 --> 00:41:55,723
Can you see me?
857
00:41:55,806 --> 00:41:57,057
Uh, floating head alert.
858
00:41:57,141 --> 00:41:58,976
It's Astrid. Heimdall's son.
859
00:41:59,059 --> 00:42:00,853
Astrid, are you okay?
860
00:42:00,936 --> 00:42:02,938
I no longer go by the name Astrid.
861
00:42:03,105 --> 00:42:05,065
I'm now known as Axl.
862
00:42:05,232 --> 00:42:07,443
He's a singer from a popular band
I heard on Earth.
863
00:42:07,526 --> 00:42:08,777
- KORG: G N' R.
- THOR: Astrid,
864
00:42:08,861 --> 00:42:10,863
your father gave you
a very tough Viking name
865
00:42:10,946 --> 00:42:12,531
and I intend to honour his wishes.
866
00:42:12,615 --> 00:42:13,699
- Axl.
- Astrid.
867
00:42:13,782 --> 00:42:14,992
- I said Axl.
- Astrid.
868
00:42:15,075 --> 00:42:17,286
- Axl!
- It's asshole. Now listen to him!
869
00:42:17,369 --> 00:42:19,955
All right, fine, Axl. Where are you?
870
00:42:20,122 --> 00:42:23,375
I'm not sure. I don't know
how to use my magic eyes yet.
871
00:42:23,459 --> 00:42:24,877
Your father taught me
and I'm gonna teach you.
872
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,463
I need you to focus
and hold out your hand.
873
00:42:27,546 --> 00:42:30,090
Okay, good. Now focus.
874
00:42:30,257 --> 00:42:31,383
Close your eyes.
875
00:42:31,467 --> 00:42:33,302
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
876
00:42:34,303 --> 00:42:35,804
(DEEP RUMBLING)
877
00:42:35,888 --> 00:42:38,390
CHILDREN: (GASP) Thor!
878
00:42:39,141 --> 00:42:40,267
(PANTS)
879
00:42:40,351 --> 00:42:41,769
Hey, how's it going, kids?
880
00:42:41,852 --> 00:42:43,687
"How's it going"? Look where we are.
881
00:42:43,854 --> 00:42:45,731
We're in a cage made of spikes.
882
00:42:46,398 --> 00:42:48,067
Yes, right. Not good. Yeah.
883
00:42:48,234 --> 00:42:49,318
Are you gonna do something?
884
00:42:49,401 --> 00:42:51,070
Yes. Yes, I am, but just not right now.
885
00:42:51,153 --> 00:42:53,155
I'm the vision ghost. Look.
886
00:42:53,405 --> 00:42:54,490
(WHOOSHES)
887
00:42:54,573 --> 00:42:56,200
- See?
- What will happen to us?
888
00:42:56,283 --> 00:42:57,826
(SIGHS) Who can tell?
889
00:42:57,910 --> 00:42:59,954
I mean, this is a very,
very bad situation.
890
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,539
You know, the good news
is you're Asgardians.
891
00:43:02,706 --> 00:43:04,833
So, if you die,
you'll end up in Valhalla.
892
00:43:04,917 --> 00:43:06,085
Oh, my God. Go away.
893
00:43:06,252 --> 00:43:07,962
- Wait, wait. Listen.
- (RUMBLING)
894
00:43:08,045 --> 00:43:09,421
(ALL WHIMPERING)
895
00:43:09,505 --> 00:43:10,881
Okay. It's all right, children.
896
00:43:10,965 --> 00:43:12,383
Don't cry. Don't cry. It's okay.
897
00:43:12,549 --> 00:43:13,884
Listen, I've got a plan, okay?
898
00:43:13,968 --> 00:43:15,970
I'm putting together
a really, really good team.
899
00:43:16,053 --> 00:43:19,640
We've got, um, Uncle Korg,
uh, King Valkyrie,
900
00:43:19,723 --> 00:43:21,850
um, my ex-girlfriend, Jane,
901
00:43:21,934 --> 00:43:24,144
which is a whole other story
I won't bore you with, okay?
902
00:43:24,228 --> 00:43:26,522
But it is a top-notch team,
903
00:43:26,605 --> 00:43:28,399
and we're gonna have you home
before you know it.
904
00:43:28,482 --> 00:43:29,733
Yeah.
905
00:43:29,817 --> 00:43:31,819
(ATMOSPHERIC RUMBLING)
906
00:43:32,987 --> 00:43:35,406
(SOFT OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)
907
00:43:37,116 --> 00:43:38,158
I know where you are.
908
00:43:41,370 --> 00:43:42,538
I'm gonna get you out of here.
909
00:43:42,621 --> 00:43:43,831
I'm scared.
910
00:43:43,914 --> 00:43:46,125
- We all are.
- (CHILD WHIMPERS)
911
00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:48,294
ALL: Thor! Thor! Save us.
912
00:43:50,129 --> 00:43:51,922
(ALL CONTINUE PLEADING)
913
00:43:52,006 --> 00:43:53,299
Get me out of here. You take care, okay?
914
00:43:53,382 --> 00:43:55,175
Take care. I'll see you soon. All right?
915
00:43:55,259 --> 00:43:56,510
Axl, get me out of here!
916
00:43:56,593 --> 00:43:57,553
(RUMBLE)
917
00:43:58,053 --> 00:43:59,096
They're in the Shadow Realm.
918
00:43:59,179 --> 00:44:00,264
How do you know?
919
00:44:00,431 --> 00:44:02,975
The heavy atmosphere there
has a darkness like no other.
920
00:44:03,142 --> 00:44:05,102
It's as if colour fears to tread.
It's unmistakable.
921
00:44:05,936 --> 00:44:07,604
Well then, if it's colour we need,
922
00:44:08,063 --> 00:44:09,565
let's bring the rainbow.
923
00:44:11,567 --> 00:44:13,444
"Bring the rainbow"?
Is that a catchphrase or something?
924
00:44:13,610 --> 00:44:15,154
She's only been a Thor for a minute.
925
00:44:15,237 --> 00:44:16,655
I mean, saving lives,
she's quite good at.
926
00:44:16,739 --> 00:44:17,865
But the rest of it, she needs work.
927
00:44:17,948 --> 00:44:18,949
How many catchphrases have there been?
928
00:44:19,033 --> 00:44:19,992
A lot.
929
00:44:21,744 --> 00:44:23,579
Yep. Jumped the gun.
930
00:44:23,662 --> 00:44:24,997
Hang on, he moves through shadows
931
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,290
and he's going to the Shadow Realm,
932
00:44:26,373 --> 00:44:27,374
it seems like that's where
933
00:44:27,458 --> 00:44:28,417
he's going to be the most powerful.
934
00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:29,543
THOR: You're right. We can't just go
935
00:44:29,626 --> 00:44:30,669
marching in there. It could be a trap.
936
00:44:30,753 --> 00:44:31,795
We'd be endangering the children.
937
00:44:31,879 --> 00:44:33,088
- VALKYRIE: Mm.
- We need reinforcements.
938
00:44:33,172 --> 00:44:34,173
We must raise an army.
939
00:44:34,256 --> 00:44:35,549
Are you thinking
what I think you're thinking?
940
00:44:35,632 --> 00:44:36,967
- I'm thinking it.
- What are we thinking?
941
00:44:37,051 --> 00:44:38,385
- Thinking what?
- I'm thinking it too.
942
00:44:38,469 --> 00:44:40,763
- BOTH: Omnipotence City.
- KORG: Hmm!
943
00:44:40,846 --> 00:44:42,681
What's Omnipotence City?
944
00:44:42,765 --> 00:44:44,892
It's the home of the most
powerful gods in the universe.
945
00:44:45,059 --> 00:44:46,894
We could pull together
the greatest team ever.
946
00:44:47,061 --> 00:44:49,229
We could recruit Ra, Hercules,
947
00:44:49,313 --> 00:44:50,606
Tumatauenga
948
00:44:50,689 --> 00:44:52,107
Quetzalcoatl, maybe.
949
00:44:52,191 --> 00:44:54,443
And Zeus, the oldest
and wisest of them all.
950
00:44:54,526 --> 00:44:56,528
- Did you say Zeus?
- Yeah, Zeus.
951
00:44:56,612 --> 00:44:58,238
Like, the Zeus. Zeus-Zeus?
952
00:44:58,322 --> 00:44:59,656
I'm not sure if he has a second name.
953
00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:00,949
Do you think my god will be there,
954
00:45:01,033 --> 00:45:02,034
Ninny of the Nonny?
955
00:45:02,117 --> 00:45:03,118
Oh, you never know, Korg.
956
00:45:03,202 --> 00:45:04,161
But if they are,
we'll ask them to join our team.
957
00:45:04,244 --> 00:45:05,287
Yes.
958
00:45:05,371 --> 00:45:07,122
- Stormbreaker. (GRUNTS)
- (WHOOSHING)
959
00:45:07,206 --> 00:45:08,999
- (KORG GRUNTS)
- All right. Calm down. Relax.
960
00:45:09,083 --> 00:45:10,376
No, no, no, mate, we are not travelling
961
00:45:10,459 --> 00:45:12,002
in Stormbreaker's janky Bifrost.
962
00:45:12,086 --> 00:45:13,087
Look what just happened.
963
00:45:13,170 --> 00:45:14,671
We can't exactly go
in your tiny, little,
964
00:45:14,755 --> 00:45:16,465
flying portal horse, can we?
We won't all fit.
965
00:45:16,548 --> 00:45:18,050
What are you talking about?
Warsong's awesome.
966
00:45:18,133 --> 00:45:19,343
Stormbreaker's awesome too.
967
00:45:19,426 --> 00:45:20,803
Stormbreaker just needs a conduit.
968
00:45:20,886 --> 00:45:22,221
Anything that can handle space travel.
969
00:45:22,304 --> 00:45:23,639
I love it when she talks shop.
970
00:45:23,722 --> 00:45:25,140
It has the power to get us there,
971
00:45:25,224 --> 00:45:26,683
it just needs something
to focus that energy
972
00:45:26,767 --> 00:45:28,852
so it's not so unpredictable.
973
00:45:28,936 --> 00:45:30,896
You know, if we had a ship,
we could harness it
974
00:45:30,979 --> 00:45:32,564
and use Stormbreaker as a power source.
975
00:45:32,648 --> 00:45:34,483
- Oh, like an engine.
- Like an engine.
976
00:45:34,566 --> 00:45:35,692
You need a ship?
977
00:45:35,776 --> 00:45:36,944
I've got a ship.
978
00:45:37,945 --> 00:45:39,071
(GOATS SCREAMING)
979
00:45:41,865 --> 00:45:43,117
KORG: Get rid of all those seats.
980
00:45:43,283 --> 00:45:45,327
And you guys,
go tie those goats to the front.
981
00:45:45,494 --> 00:45:46,829
We leave in 15 minutes.
982
00:45:46,912 --> 00:45:48,831
Essentials only, everyone.
983
00:45:48,914 --> 00:45:50,791
That's essential. Mm-hmm.
984
00:45:50,874 --> 00:45:52,126
MAN: Fifteen minutes to departure!
985
00:45:52,209 --> 00:45:54,503
Well, you moved on quick,
didn't you? (CHUCKLES)
986
00:45:55,671 --> 00:45:57,089
You're some piece of work.
987
00:45:58,590 --> 00:46:00,426
- Oh, hey! (CHUCKLES)
- Hey.
988
00:46:00,509 --> 00:46:02,177
Just catching up with an old friend.
989
00:46:02,261 --> 00:46:03,303
Yeah.
990
00:46:03,387 --> 00:46:05,097
I've been meaning to apologise.
991
00:46:05,597 --> 00:46:06,932
Sorta acting a little weird before.
992
00:46:07,015 --> 00:46:08,559
I just haven't really
been myself lately.
993
00:46:08,725 --> 00:46:10,185
You know, kind of...
994
00:46:10,352 --> 00:46:11,562
Trying to figure out who I am,
995
00:46:11,645 --> 00:46:13,355
and, uh, just felt a little bit lost.
996
00:46:13,522 --> 00:46:16,191
And then, all of a sudden,
I see you dressed as me
997
00:46:16,275 --> 00:46:17,651
and it was kind of... (CHUCKLES)
998
00:46:17,734 --> 00:46:19,153
It's a lot for me, too.
999
00:46:19,695 --> 00:46:22,489
So, how did you guys get together?
How did this happen?
1000
00:46:23,157 --> 00:46:26,285
I swear I heard Mjolnir call to me.
1001
00:46:26,368 --> 00:46:27,870
Ah! Did it?
1002
00:46:28,036 --> 00:46:29,705
And so I came here to investigate,
1003
00:46:29,788 --> 00:46:32,541
and its pieces started glowing
and swirling,
1004
00:46:32,624 --> 00:46:33,792
- and then...
- Crazy.
1005
00:46:33,876 --> 00:46:35,377
- ...Thor.
- Ah.
1006
00:46:35,461 --> 00:46:36,753
Well, you know what,
1007
00:46:36,837 --> 00:46:39,006
it looks good on you, it works, so...
1008
00:46:41,550 --> 00:46:42,968
Whew. (CHUCKLES)
1009
00:46:43,051 --> 00:46:44,052
Just checking.
1010
00:46:47,931 --> 00:46:49,099
JANE: (CHUCKLES) See you later.
1011
00:46:49,183 --> 00:46:51,393
MAN: Five minutes to departure!
1012
00:46:51,477 --> 00:46:53,312
(LOW METALLIC HUMMING)
1013
00:46:55,522 --> 00:46:56,690
What?
1014
00:46:57,149 --> 00:46:58,692
We were just talking.
1015
00:46:58,775 --> 00:47:00,068
(DOOR CLOSES)
1016
00:47:01,528 --> 00:47:03,697
(UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING)
1017
00:47:09,703 --> 00:47:11,955
GIRL: Mommy, don't leave me.
1018
00:47:12,039 --> 00:47:13,999
Don't be afraid.
1019
00:47:15,584 --> 00:47:17,085
Even when I'm gone, honey...
1020
00:47:18,879 --> 00:47:20,672
You won't be alone.
1021
00:47:23,342 --> 00:47:25,344
And whatever happens...
1022
00:47:27,179 --> 00:47:28,931
never stop fighting.
1023
00:47:29,473 --> 00:47:31,308
Never stop fighting.
1024
00:47:32,267 --> 00:47:33,769
(MUSIC BUILDING UP)
1025
00:47:43,028 --> 00:47:44,613
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
1026
00:47:45,447 --> 00:47:47,157
Hey. You all right?
1027
00:47:47,241 --> 00:47:49,034
- Great. (CLEARS THROAT)
- Mm.
1028
00:47:50,077 --> 00:47:51,453
The sink would say otherwise.
1029
00:47:53,330 --> 00:47:54,873
You think I really should be coming?
1030
00:47:54,957 --> 00:47:56,500
I'm not getting any better.
1031
00:47:56,667 --> 00:47:58,335
You're a Thor.
Of course, you should come.
1032
00:47:58,418 --> 00:48:00,212
Besides, what else are you gonna do?
1033
00:48:00,295 --> 00:48:01,588
You're a Viking now.
1034
00:48:01,755 --> 00:48:03,840
Means you pretty much
have to die in battle,
1035
00:48:03,924 --> 00:48:06,093
and it needs to be
devastatingly painful.
1036
00:48:06,260 --> 00:48:07,636
Otherwise, you don't get into Valhalla.
1037
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:08,971
That's my plan.
1038
00:48:09,054 --> 00:48:11,848
What about, you know, kinging and stuff?
1039
00:48:11,932 --> 00:48:14,476
I love being king. I love my people,
1040
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,144
but it's all meetings and raven-mail,
1041
00:48:16,228 --> 00:48:17,854
and meetings
that could've been raven-mail.
1042
00:48:18,021 --> 00:48:19,189
I miss fighting.
1043
00:48:19,356 --> 00:48:20,524
I miss my sisters.
1044
00:48:20,607 --> 00:48:22,484
Which is why you need to come,
'cause I need one.
1045
00:48:23,652 --> 00:48:24,611
Okay, we should go.
1046
00:48:24,695 --> 00:48:25,988
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- You packed?
1047
00:48:26,613 --> 00:48:27,573
Are you packed?
1048
00:48:29,491 --> 00:48:30,909
Yes!
1049
00:48:30,993 --> 00:48:31,827
(GASPS)
1050
00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:33,954
A hand grenade?
1051
00:48:34,037 --> 00:48:36,290
- No. It's a portable speaker.
- (BUTTON CLICKS)
1052
00:48:36,373 --> 00:48:38,041
(FAMILY AFFAIR
BY MARY J. BLIGE PLAYING)
1053
00:48:42,004 --> 00:48:43,422
- (TURNS OFF MUSIC)
- Let's go.
1054
00:48:44,339 --> 00:48:47,884
If you don't mind keeping
the sink thing under wraps?
1055
00:48:47,968 --> 00:48:49,344
I got you.
1056
00:48:49,970 --> 00:48:51,972
- (WEAPONS CLANG)
- (ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
1057
00:48:52,055 --> 00:48:53,765
My fellow Asgardians...
1058
00:48:53,849 --> 00:48:56,101
Wish us well, for we shall travel
1059
00:48:56,184 --> 00:48:58,270
with the speed of Odin's ravens.
1060
00:48:58,353 --> 00:49:01,148
We will return with children.
1061
00:49:01,231 --> 00:49:02,441
(ASGARDIANS CHEERING)
1062
00:49:02,524 --> 00:49:04,276
Many children.
1063
00:49:04,443 --> 00:49:06,069
- And then we shall feast!
- (CHEERING CONTINUES)
1064
00:49:06,153 --> 00:49:07,863
- Not on the children.
- (ASGARDIANS EXCLAIM)
1065
00:49:07,946 --> 00:49:09,656
We do not do that anymore.
1066
00:49:09,740 --> 00:49:12,701
Those were dark times. Shameful times.
1067
00:49:12,784 --> 00:49:14,411
Okay, we should go.
1068
00:49:15,996 --> 00:49:19,374
- (GOATS SCREAMING)
- (HEROIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1069
00:49:30,385 --> 00:49:33,013
- (METALLIC TINKLING)
- (GOATS SCREAM)
1070
00:49:35,223 --> 00:49:37,601
(HEROIC ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES)
1071
00:49:53,325 --> 00:49:54,951
- (MUSIC ENDS)
- (GOATS SCREAM)
1072
00:49:56,036 --> 00:49:58,455
- (ANCIENT MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY)
- (BIRDS CHIRPING)
1073
00:50:01,333 --> 00:50:02,751
So, you still rollerblading?
1074
00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:04,670
No. No. You?
1075
00:50:04,753 --> 00:50:06,088
Oh, yeah. Every weekend.
1076
00:50:06,171 --> 00:50:07,964
Once you blade, you never fade.
Right, Korg?
1077
00:50:08,048 --> 00:50:08,882
KORG: Skate mates for life!
1078
00:50:08,965 --> 00:50:10,592
Hey, can I run something by you?
1079
00:50:10,676 --> 00:50:12,177
- Yeah.
- So, I was thinking,
1080
00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:13,637
when we get to the bad guy,
1081
00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:15,806
what about if I had, like,
a cool catchphrase?
1082
00:50:16,598 --> 00:50:18,433
Like, "Eat this hammer!" Bang!
1083
00:50:18,517 --> 00:50:19,685
- (THOR CHUCKLING)
- Or, like,
1084
00:50:19,768 --> 00:50:21,770
"Check out my hammer." Boom!
1085
00:50:21,895 --> 00:50:23,563
Like, what about, um...
1086
00:50:23,730 --> 00:50:25,607
No... I'm workshopping it.
1087
00:50:25,774 --> 00:50:28,110
No, they are all really good.
Mine is, uh,
1088
00:50:28,276 --> 00:50:30,112
"This ends here and now."
1089
00:50:30,195 --> 00:50:31,363
Oh, that's such a good one.
1090
00:50:31,530 --> 00:50:32,781
Took me a long time to perfect it.
1091
00:50:32,864 --> 00:50:34,199
You'll get there.
You just need to practise.
1092
00:50:34,282 --> 00:50:35,701
Just my first bad guy.
1093
00:50:35,867 --> 00:50:37,119
You never forget your first.
1094
00:50:40,539 --> 00:50:41,540
Yeah.
1095
00:50:42,165 --> 00:50:43,458
So, you got a girlfriend?
1096
00:50:44,126 --> 00:50:45,669
Oh... No, no. (CHUCKLES)
1097
00:50:45,752 --> 00:50:47,629
Too busy, don't have time, you know?
1098
00:50:48,171 --> 00:50:50,048
Just the work and everything.
1099
00:50:50,215 --> 00:50:52,634
Cool. Gonna check this place out.
1100
00:50:52,718 --> 00:50:55,095
(WHOOSHING AND CRACKLING)
1101
00:50:55,178 --> 00:50:56,680
Oh, wow. (CHUCKLES)
1102
00:50:56,763 --> 00:50:57,764
So cool.
1103
00:50:57,931 --> 00:50:58,932
- Who's so cool?
- Huh?
1104
00:50:59,099 --> 00:51:00,559
The buildings are cool.
1105
00:51:01,101 --> 00:51:02,477
- What's happening there?
- Where?
1106
00:51:02,644 --> 00:51:05,147
Am I, uh, sensing feelings?
1107
00:51:05,230 --> 00:51:06,231
(SNORTS) Feelings?
1108
00:51:06,314 --> 00:51:07,524
- What, for Jane?
- Mm-hmm.
1109
00:51:07,607 --> 00:51:09,067
No, don't be ridiculous. Feelings.
1110
00:51:09,234 --> 00:51:10,986
The last time we had feelings were
1111
00:51:11,069 --> 00:51:12,821
long time ago.
Long, long gone. I think you...
1112
00:51:12,904 --> 00:51:14,364
- Maybe you have feelings.
- Right.
1113
00:51:14,448 --> 00:51:16,158
Oh... (CHUCKLES) Mate, relax.
1114
00:51:16,241 --> 00:51:17,367
- I don't know.
- We're on the same team.
1115
00:51:17,451 --> 00:51:19,953
Know exactly what team we're on, okay?
1116
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,455
Team Jane.
1117
00:51:21,538 --> 00:51:22,998
(LAUGHS)
1118
00:51:23,081 --> 00:51:24,374
(SOFTLY) Um...
1119
00:51:25,792 --> 00:51:28,253
AXL: Thing about Thor is that
he always bounces back.
1120
00:51:28,336 --> 00:51:30,380
- CHILD: Yeah.
- Like when Hela stole his hammer,
1121
00:51:30,464 --> 00:51:31,673
he went and built an axe
which was forged
1122
00:51:31,757 --> 00:51:33,216
in the heart of a dying star.
1123
00:51:33,300 --> 00:51:35,302
(CHILDREN GASP AND EXCLAIM)
1124
00:51:36,470 --> 00:51:39,347
And the same axe was used
to cut off Thanos' head.
1125
00:51:39,431 --> 00:51:40,348
(CHILDREN EXCLAIM)
1126
00:51:40,432 --> 00:51:42,142
(CHUCKLING) That's a good one.
1127
00:51:42,225 --> 00:51:44,227
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
1128
00:51:45,562 --> 00:51:47,773
What a neat story!
1129
00:51:49,858 --> 00:51:52,944
Ah, with all this talk
about chopping off heads,
1130
00:51:53,111 --> 00:51:54,446
I wanna have a go.
1131
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,823
- What's this?
- (CHILDREN WHIMPER)
1132
00:51:56,907 --> 00:51:57,908
Oh.
1133
00:51:58,617 --> 00:51:59,826
(CHUCKLING)
1134
00:52:00,410 --> 00:52:01,536
Aw!
1135
00:52:01,620 --> 00:52:04,122
- This is Octy. Hello, Octy.
- (HISSING)
1136
00:52:04,206 --> 00:52:06,374
- How are you?
- (GIRL WHIMPERS)
1137
00:52:06,458 --> 00:52:08,418
(IN FALSETTO) You know what Octy loves?
1138
00:52:08,877 --> 00:52:10,837
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Having his head ripped off!
1139
00:52:10,921 --> 00:52:13,632
- (BONES SNAP)
- (CHILDREN SCREAMING, CRYING)
1140
00:52:14,883 --> 00:52:17,427
What? You liked it a second ago.
1141
00:52:18,678 --> 00:52:20,013
(IN FALSETTO)
All right, all right, all right.
1142
00:52:20,096 --> 00:52:21,306
Octy's gone.
1143
00:52:22,390 --> 00:52:24,059
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
1144
00:52:25,268 --> 00:52:27,103
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Come on. (SHUSHING)
1145
00:52:27,187 --> 00:52:28,355
I'm scared.
1146
00:52:28,438 --> 00:52:30,190
Aw, look at you.
1147
00:52:31,399 --> 00:52:34,361
I knew a little girl just like you.
1148
00:52:34,903 --> 00:52:38,532
And she was brave, and she was smart...
1149
00:52:40,283 --> 00:52:43,787
and funny and she liked to draw.
1150
00:52:44,371 --> 00:52:45,664
(CHILDREN WHIMPERING)
1151
00:52:46,498 --> 00:52:48,291
Let me ask you a question
1152
00:52:49,835 --> 00:52:51,044
about gods.
1153
00:52:51,628 --> 00:52:53,630
They're meant to protect you, right?
1154
00:52:54,297 --> 00:52:55,632
Well, where are they?
1155
00:52:55,715 --> 00:52:58,635
- Thor is on his way.
- CHILDREN: Yeah!
1156
00:52:58,718 --> 00:53:01,346
Yes. I'm counting on that.
1157
00:53:01,972 --> 00:53:03,723
That's why you're here.
1158
00:53:07,561 --> 00:53:08,603
THOR: It's invitation only,
1159
00:53:08,687 --> 00:53:10,105
so we're gonna have to keep
a low profile and blend in.
1160
00:53:10,188 --> 00:53:13,149
Luckily, disguises are my specialty.
1161
00:53:13,942 --> 00:53:14,985
Greek philosopher?
1162
00:53:15,569 --> 00:53:16,570
Got us these.
1163
00:53:17,195 --> 00:53:18,196
THOR: What are those?
1164
00:53:18,363 --> 00:53:19,322
Actual disguises.
1165
00:53:20,156 --> 00:53:22,200
They're the cloaks of the emotion gods.
1166
00:53:22,284 --> 00:53:26,037
Every colour signifies
a different emotion.
1167
00:53:26,955 --> 00:53:27,956
Where are the emotion gods?
1168
00:53:28,039 --> 00:53:29,541
Mm. Don't ask.
1169
00:53:31,209 --> 00:53:32,836
(MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1170
00:53:32,919 --> 00:53:34,087
Holy shit.
1171
00:53:43,179 --> 00:53:45,098
Welcome to the Golden Temple, kids.
1172
00:53:45,265 --> 00:53:47,309
This is where
the most powerful creator gods
1173
00:53:47,392 --> 00:53:48,476
in the universe hang out.
1174
00:53:49,644 --> 00:53:51,021
(DRAGON GRUNTS)
1175
00:53:51,104 --> 00:53:53,940
VALKYRIE: There's the god of magic,
1176
00:53:54,024 --> 00:53:55,233
the god of dreams,
1177
00:53:55,317 --> 00:53:56,443
the god of carpentry.
1178
00:53:56,526 --> 00:53:57,903
(GASPS) Look at that one.
1179
00:53:58,069 --> 00:53:59,613
Oh, yes. That's Bao, god of dumplings.
1180
00:53:59,696 --> 00:54:01,907
- Psst. Hey, Bao!
- BAO: (GIGGLES) Bao.
1181
00:54:01,990 --> 00:54:03,074
Look up there, guys!
1182
00:54:03,158 --> 00:54:04,993
That's the Kronan god,
Ninny of the Nonny.
1183
00:54:05,619 --> 00:54:07,329
Hey, Ninny Nonny!
1184
00:54:11,082 --> 00:54:13,251
(FANFARE PLAYING)
1185
00:54:14,753 --> 00:54:17,130
(RUMBLING AND CRACKLING)
1186
00:54:17,213 --> 00:54:20,467
GODS: (CHANTING) Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1187
00:54:20,550 --> 00:54:23,094
- (FANFARE STOPS)
- Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1188
00:54:23,178 --> 00:54:25,805
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1189
00:54:25,889 --> 00:54:28,099
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1190
00:54:28,183 --> 00:54:30,727
- (FANFARE RESUMES)
- (THUNDER RUMBLING)
1191
00:54:30,810 --> 00:54:32,729
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1192
00:54:32,812 --> 00:54:35,231
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1193
00:54:35,315 --> 00:54:37,484
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1194
00:54:37,567 --> 00:54:39,653
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1195
00:54:39,736 --> 00:54:41,863
- Zeus! Zeus!
- (ELECTRICITY SURGES)
1196
00:54:41,947 --> 00:54:44,240
- (FANFARE STOPS)
- (GODS CHEERING)
1197
00:54:47,994 --> 00:54:49,746
(MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1198
00:54:49,829 --> 00:54:50,956
Yes.
1199
00:54:52,165 --> 00:54:53,583
I am Zeus!
1200
00:54:54,751 --> 00:54:55,919
Yassas!
1201
00:54:58,129 --> 00:54:59,297
Oh, there he is!
1202
00:54:59,381 --> 00:55:01,424
The man, the myth, the legend.
1203
00:55:01,508 --> 00:55:02,759
Oh, I don't know if you know this,
1204
00:55:02,842 --> 00:55:05,011
but I base a lot of what I do
on this guy.
1205
00:55:05,178 --> 00:55:06,888
He's the god of lightning,
I'm the god of thunder.
1206
00:55:06,972 --> 00:55:09,140
- Huge source of inspiration.
- That's really good.
1207
00:55:09,224 --> 00:55:11,685
You should lead with that
when you ask him for an army.
1208
00:55:11,768 --> 00:55:13,728
- Ah.
- Um, how do we get up there?
1209
00:55:13,812 --> 00:55:15,397
Do we just, like, fly?
1210
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:16,898
No, we can't interrupt him
in the middle of an entrance.
1211
00:55:16,982 --> 00:55:18,692
He's famous for his entrances.
1212
00:55:18,775 --> 00:55:20,568
GODS: (CHANTING)
Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!
1213
00:55:21,194 --> 00:55:23,279
- Yes!
- (GODS CHEERING)
1214
00:55:23,363 --> 00:55:24,823
(BLASTS)
1215
00:55:24,906 --> 00:55:26,658
ZEUS: Zeus!
1216
00:55:28,118 --> 00:55:30,954
- (WHOOSHING)
- (THOR EXCLAIMS JOYFULLY)
1217
00:55:31,037 --> 00:55:33,164
(FANFARE PLAYING)
1218
00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:37,669
- Yes! Thunderbolt!
- (GODS CHEERING)
1219
00:55:40,213 --> 00:55:42,924
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1220
00:55:43,008 --> 00:55:45,343
(MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1221
00:55:45,427 --> 00:55:46,428
Order.
1222
00:55:47,012 --> 00:55:48,096
Order!
1223
00:55:49,973 --> 00:55:52,392
- Silence! Silence!
- (CHEERING AND MUSIC STOP)
1224
00:55:54,185 --> 00:55:56,312
(PLAYING GENTLE MUSIC)
1225
00:55:56,396 --> 00:55:58,523
I hereby open
1226
00:55:59,190 --> 00:56:02,527
this holy council of the god.
1227
00:56:02,610 --> 00:56:05,905
Where we have many, many serious matter
1228
00:56:05,989 --> 00:56:07,323
to be talk about.
1229
00:56:07,407 --> 00:56:08,908
Such as,
1230
00:56:09,826 --> 00:56:11,995
where are we going to hold
this year's orgy?
1231
00:56:12,078 --> 00:56:14,122
- (GODS CHEERING)
- Is this guy for real?
1232
00:56:14,205 --> 00:56:15,373
Honestly, I'm not mad at it.
1233
00:56:15,457 --> 00:56:17,000
Yeah, I'm sure he has a point, okay?
1234
00:56:17,083 --> 00:56:18,793
- (SHUSHES)
- Sorry.
1235
00:56:18,877 --> 00:56:20,086
So now we're going to
announce the winner
1236
00:56:20,170 --> 00:56:23,048
of the, "Most human souls
1237
00:56:23,131 --> 00:56:25,258
"sacrificed in the name of a god."
1238
00:56:25,341 --> 00:56:27,010
Okay, maybe he's not that great.
1239
00:56:27,093 --> 00:56:28,428
Oh, no, not good.
1240
00:56:28,511 --> 00:56:30,430
No, I don't think it's gonna
get any better than this.
1241
00:56:30,513 --> 00:56:31,890
Look, these gods aren't gonna help.
1242
00:56:31,973 --> 00:56:33,058
But that thunderbolt,
1243
00:56:33,141 --> 00:56:34,517
- I think that might be of use.
- (ZEUS EXCLAIMS)
1244
00:56:34,601 --> 00:56:36,603
Jane, you go right. Thor, you go left.
1245
00:56:36,686 --> 00:56:37,812
- (GODS LAUGH AND CHEER)
- We bum-rush him,
1246
00:56:37,896 --> 00:56:39,189
take the bolt, ding-dong.
1247
00:56:39,272 --> 00:56:40,315
All right, let's go get it!
1248
00:56:40,398 --> 00:56:41,566
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait!
1249
00:56:41,649 --> 00:56:43,401
There's no ding-donging or bum-rushing.
1250
00:56:43,485 --> 00:56:44,903
Especially not Zeus' bum.
1251
00:56:44,986 --> 00:56:46,571
When the time is right,
I'm gonna talk to him.
1252
00:56:46,654 --> 00:56:47,697
The time is right now.
1253
00:56:47,781 --> 00:56:49,282
Time is not right now.
1254
00:56:49,365 --> 00:56:50,241
ZEUS: Who is talking?
1255
00:56:50,325 --> 00:56:51,409
Who is talking?
1256
00:56:51,493 --> 00:56:52,410
- These guys.
- Korg, shut up.
1257
00:56:52,494 --> 00:56:55,371
Do you have something to say
to the group?
1258
00:56:55,455 --> 00:56:56,873
Sorry.
1259
00:56:56,956 --> 00:56:59,667
I'm bashing heads in 60 seconds,
so speak fast.
1260
00:56:59,834 --> 00:57:01,252
Literally, heads will roll.
1261
00:57:02,087 --> 00:57:03,338
(WHISPERS) Who are you two?
1262
00:57:04,255 --> 00:57:05,632
Hello. (CHUCKLES)
1263
00:57:05,715 --> 00:57:07,133
Uh, let me be the first to say
1264
00:57:07,217 --> 00:57:08,426
it is an honour and a privilege to be...
1265
00:57:08,510 --> 00:57:09,636
No, I can't hear you.
1266
00:57:09,803 --> 00:57:11,137
Why don't you take the stage?
1267
00:57:11,221 --> 00:57:13,181
The stage down there?
1268
00:57:13,348 --> 00:57:15,225
Well, yes. You see the area
1269
00:57:15,308 --> 00:57:17,602
that looks very much like a stage?
1270
00:57:17,685 --> 00:57:19,104
(GODS LAUGHING)
1271
00:57:19,187 --> 00:57:20,188
Got ya.
1272
00:57:21,523 --> 00:57:23,149
(VALKYRIE MOUTHING)
1273
00:57:27,278 --> 00:57:28,780
THOR: (GRUNTING) Coming through.
1274
00:57:29,572 --> 00:57:30,824
Oops. Sorry.
1275
00:57:30,907 --> 00:57:31,991
KORG: Good luck, bro.
1276
00:57:39,833 --> 00:57:41,084
Mighty Zeus!
1277
00:57:41,167 --> 00:57:42,752
(CHUCKLES) Wow!
1278
00:57:43,378 --> 00:57:44,921
Gods of the universe,
1279
00:57:45,004 --> 00:57:47,340
I come here to ask for your help,
1280
00:57:47,423 --> 00:57:48,675
to raise an army.
1281
00:57:48,758 --> 00:57:50,718
There's a maniac called the God Butcher
1282
00:57:50,802 --> 00:57:52,095
who seeks to end us all.
1283
00:57:52,178 --> 00:57:53,638
His destruction is everywhere.
1284
00:57:53,805 --> 00:57:55,807
Entire planets, realms
1285
00:57:55,974 --> 00:57:57,517
have been left completely unprotected.
1286
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:59,727
He's left nothing but chaos in his wake.
1287
00:57:59,811 --> 00:58:01,813
But I know where he is,
1288
00:58:01,896 --> 00:58:03,148
and with your help,
1289
00:58:03,231 --> 00:58:06,025
we can crush him
before he kills anyone else.
1290
00:58:06,151 --> 00:58:07,819
- (GODS MURMURING)
- ZEUS: That guy,
1291
00:58:07,902 --> 00:58:10,905
he killed a couple of low-level god.
1292
00:58:10,989 --> 00:58:12,198
Eh. Boo-hoo.
1293
00:58:12,282 --> 00:58:13,825
If that's all,
1294
00:58:13,908 --> 00:58:15,034
- pretty boy...
- (GODS LAUGH)
1295
00:58:15,118 --> 00:58:16,911
...you go back to your seat
and you be quiet.
1296
00:58:16,995 --> 00:58:18,913
Yeah, I'm sorry. Did you not hear
1297
00:58:18,997 --> 00:58:20,123
any of what I just said?
1298
00:58:20,206 --> 00:58:22,208
He's... He's murdering en masse.
1299
00:58:22,292 --> 00:58:24,460
I tell you one time,
1300
00:58:24,544 --> 00:58:25,628
now, you shut up.
1301
00:58:25,712 --> 00:58:26,796
You be quiet.
1302
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:29,716
Because you are this close to
being uninvited to the orgy.
1303
00:58:29,799 --> 00:58:32,051
Zeus, we must do something.
1304
00:58:32,135 --> 00:58:34,012
You cannot come to the orgy!
1305
00:58:34,095 --> 00:58:36,097
- You have to listen to us!
- ZEUS: That's it!
1306
00:58:36,181 --> 00:58:37,640
Shackle!
1307
00:58:40,226 --> 00:58:41,811
Your Highness,
whenever you're ready, you just tell me.
1308
00:58:41,936 --> 00:58:43,062
- We go on my signal.
- Mm-hmm.
1309
00:58:43,146 --> 00:58:44,272
What is the signal?
1310
00:58:44,355 --> 00:58:45,773
- It'll be, "Go."
- KORG: Hmm.
1311
00:58:49,611 --> 00:58:50,862
ZEUS: Let's see who you are.
1312
00:58:50,945 --> 00:58:52,614
I take off your disguise.
1313
00:58:52,697 --> 00:58:53,740
And flick!
1314
00:58:55,742 --> 00:58:56,951
(GODS MURMUR)
1315
00:58:58,578 --> 00:58:59,621
(HARP TRILLS)
1316
00:59:00,622 --> 00:59:01,915
- (GODS GASP)
- (WOLF-WHISTLING)
1317
00:59:01,998 --> 00:59:03,708
You flicked too hard, damn it!
1318
00:59:03,791 --> 00:59:04,751
(GODS EXCLAIM)
1319
00:59:06,169 --> 00:59:08,379
Should we help him?
1320
00:59:08,546 --> 00:59:09,881
I mean, eventually.
1321
00:59:09,964 --> 00:59:11,090
Grape?
1322
00:59:11,174 --> 00:59:12,926
Mm, looks like a shy courgette.
1323
00:59:13,009 --> 00:59:14,969
And what about the others?
1324
00:59:15,053 --> 00:59:16,137
We take off their disguise too.
1325
00:59:16,221 --> 00:59:17,513
Oh, no. No. Don't flick us.
1326
00:59:17,597 --> 00:59:18,681
KORG: It's cool.
1327
00:59:18,765 --> 00:59:20,266
Uh... Disguise gone!
1328
00:59:20,350 --> 00:59:21,351
Disguise off. Cool?
1329
00:59:21,434 --> 00:59:22,727
ZEUS: Asgardians.
1330
00:59:22,810 --> 00:59:25,688
I thought we'd seen the last
of you when Odin died.
1331
00:59:27,232 --> 00:59:29,525
You are Thor,
1332
00:59:29,901 --> 00:59:31,486
the God of Thunder.
1333
00:59:32,237 --> 00:59:35,448
But is not thunder
just the sound of lightning?
1334
00:59:35,531 --> 00:59:37,700
(GODS LAUGHING)
1335
00:59:37,784 --> 00:59:38,952
Good one, Dad.
1336
00:59:39,035 --> 00:59:40,328
THOR: Zeus, this is bigger than us.
1337
00:59:40,411 --> 00:59:42,497
He's taken Asgardian children.
1338
00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:45,917
Who do you think we are? The god police?
1339
00:59:46,793 --> 00:59:49,754
Every god watches over
their own peoples.
1340
00:59:50,255 --> 00:59:52,799
Nothing more, nothing less.
1341
00:59:52,966 --> 00:59:54,634
Asgardian problems
1342
00:59:55,551 --> 00:59:58,263
are Asgardian problems. Hmm?
1343
00:59:58,346 --> 01:00:00,348
How the mighty have fallen.
1344
01:00:00,515 --> 01:00:02,684
My hero, Zeus,
1345
01:00:02,850 --> 01:00:03,851
afraid.
1346
01:00:03,935 --> 01:00:05,603
(GODS GASP)
1347
01:00:13,820 --> 01:00:15,446
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
1348
01:00:16,155 --> 01:00:18,032
(SOFTLY) Couple of thing. (CHUCKLES)
1349
01:00:18,116 --> 01:00:21,077
One, yes, I am scared.
1350
01:00:21,661 --> 01:00:23,955
Gorr has the Necrosword,
1351
01:00:24,122 --> 01:00:26,249
which means he could kill us.
1352
01:00:26,791 --> 01:00:28,167
Not good. Two,
1353
01:00:28,334 --> 01:00:30,253
I know you're trying
to do the right thing.
1354
01:00:30,420 --> 01:00:31,671
I understand.
1355
01:00:31,754 --> 01:00:33,965
But all you do is cause a panic.
1356
01:00:34,048 --> 01:00:36,092
Panic is not good.
1357
01:00:36,259 --> 01:00:37,760
We are safe here.
1358
01:00:37,927 --> 01:00:40,305
You, my friend, you are safe here.
1359
01:00:40,847 --> 01:00:42,515
So, chill, baby cake.
1360
01:00:42,974 --> 01:00:45,226
Have some wine, have some grape.
1361
01:00:45,310 --> 01:00:46,853
Anything goes here
1362
01:00:46,936 --> 01:00:49,272
in Omnipotence City. Hmm.
1363
01:00:50,064 --> 01:00:52,483
Three, don't talk back to Zeus.
1364
01:00:52,567 --> 01:00:55,028
I flicked too hard.
I put your clothes back on.
1365
01:00:55,111 --> 01:00:56,112
(CHUCKLES)
1366
01:00:56,779 --> 01:00:58,114
(LOUDLY) Now I put your clothes back on!
1367
01:00:58,197 --> 01:00:59,157
Flick, flick.
1368
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:00,742
For this is the Golden Temple
1369
01:01:00,825 --> 01:01:02,076
- of the god.
- (WOMEN SIGH)
1370
01:01:02,660 --> 01:01:04,954
It's not a rudie-nudie festival.
1371
01:01:05,038 --> 01:01:06,205
- (GODS LAUGH)
- If you're not gonna help us,
1372
01:01:06,289 --> 01:01:07,915
then at least let us use your weapon.
1373
01:01:07,999 --> 01:01:09,417
We need your lightning bolt.
1374
01:01:10,043 --> 01:01:12,295
My lightning bolt is called Thunderbolt.
1375
01:01:12,378 --> 01:01:15,673
So, I think, to use somebody's
secret weapon like this,
1376
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:18,384
that you should at least get
the name right when you ask.
1377
01:01:19,010 --> 01:01:20,720
Can I borrow Thunderbolt?
1378
01:01:20,803 --> 01:01:22,722
- Thunderbolt!
- (THUNDERBOLT CLANGS)
1379
01:01:22,805 --> 01:01:24,807
(GODS CHEERING)
1380
01:01:29,270 --> 01:01:30,480
(GODS EXCLAIM)
1381
01:01:30,563 --> 01:01:32,190
(ZEUS HUFFING)
1382
01:01:38,237 --> 01:01:39,280
(GODS EXCLAIM)
1383
01:01:49,248 --> 01:01:50,083
No!
1384
01:01:50,166 --> 01:01:52,293
(GODS LAUGHING)
1385
01:01:54,128 --> 01:01:55,838
Do not worry.
1386
01:01:56,506 --> 01:01:58,216
The God Butcher,
1387
01:01:58,841 --> 01:02:00,802
he will not reach Eternity.
1388
01:02:00,885 --> 01:02:02,178
Eternity?
1389
01:02:02,261 --> 01:02:04,055
What does he mean, reach Eternity?
1390
01:02:07,475 --> 01:02:09,310
Oh, shit.
1391
01:02:11,854 --> 01:02:14,774
Eternity is a very powerful being
1392
01:02:14,857 --> 01:02:16,317
at the centre of the universe.
1393
01:02:17,110 --> 01:02:18,152
It will grant the desire
1394
01:02:18,236 --> 01:02:20,071
of the first person who reaches it.
1395
01:02:20,238 --> 01:02:22,073
JANE: So, it's like a wishing well?
1396
01:02:22,949 --> 01:02:24,450
(SIGHS)
1397
01:02:24,534 --> 01:02:26,244
What do you think a guy
called the God Butcher
1398
01:02:26,327 --> 01:02:27,412
would wish for?
1399
01:02:27,495 --> 01:02:28,663
If he seeks the Altar of Eternity,
1400
01:02:28,746 --> 01:02:30,373
that means he could wipe us out at once.
1401
01:02:30,456 --> 01:02:32,125
Zeus, we must act now.
1402
01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:34,043
He's not going to make it.
1403
01:02:34,210 --> 01:02:35,503
He doesn't have the key.
1404
01:02:36,087 --> 01:02:37,839
Is this the purpose of the gods?
1405
01:02:38,005 --> 01:02:40,800
To hide away in a golden
palace like cowards?
1406
01:02:40,883 --> 01:02:42,885
- Maybe we have lost our way.
- (GODS EXCLAIM)
1407
01:02:42,969 --> 01:02:45,012
You know what? We'll stop him ourselves.
1408
01:02:45,096 --> 01:02:47,223
I am afraid I cannot allow that.
1409
01:02:47,598 --> 01:02:49,934
This is a secret place
1410
01:02:50,101 --> 01:02:51,894
known only to the gods.
1411
01:02:51,978 --> 01:02:54,021
You know where we are.
1412
01:02:54,188 --> 01:02:57,775
The God Butcher could use you
to find us.
1413
01:02:58,568 --> 01:02:59,861
This is no good.
1414
01:03:01,028 --> 01:03:02,029
So now,
1415
01:03:03,281 --> 01:03:04,782
you must stay.
1416
01:03:06,033 --> 01:03:07,160
Guards!
1417
01:03:07,368 --> 01:03:08,536
(GODS EXCLAIM)
1418
01:03:09,704 --> 01:03:10,955
VALKYRIE: Hey.
1419
01:03:11,038 --> 01:03:11,914
Can we do my plan now?
1420
01:03:11,998 --> 01:03:13,916
Yes. Rush his bum.
1421
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,376
Hell, yeah!
1422
01:03:15,460 --> 01:03:17,837
(DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1423
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:19,672
Oh, you didn't say, "Go."
1424
01:03:21,424 --> 01:03:22,592
(ALL GRUNTING)
1425
01:03:23,801 --> 01:03:25,511
Coming, guys!
1426
01:03:25,595 --> 01:03:28,181
(DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES)
1427
01:03:35,771 --> 01:03:36,772
Thor, catch!
1428
01:03:39,942 --> 01:03:40,943
Korg!
1429
01:04:00,379 --> 01:04:01,506
Val, duck!
1430
01:04:05,009 --> 01:04:05,843
(GRUNTS)
1431
01:04:06,969 --> 01:04:07,970
Korg!
1432
01:04:10,223 --> 01:04:11,599
Thor.
1433
01:04:12,225 --> 01:04:14,769
- (KORG GROANING)
- Oh, no. No. Korg!
1434
01:04:15,478 --> 01:04:18,898
Thor, I'm... I'm perishing!
1435
01:04:20,066 --> 01:04:22,026
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1436
01:04:23,694 --> 01:04:24,820
Zeus!
1437
01:04:26,906 --> 01:04:28,366
You're next, Odinson!
1438
01:04:32,119 --> 01:04:33,204
(GROWLS)
1439
01:04:33,955 --> 01:04:35,456
(GASPS)
1440
01:04:36,165 --> 01:04:38,376
That's the sound of lightning.
1441
01:04:38,459 --> 01:04:40,795
- (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)
- (ZEUS WHEEZING)
1442
01:04:42,547 --> 01:04:43,965
(GODS GASP)
1443
01:04:45,591 --> 01:04:46,759
No!
1444
01:04:47,301 --> 01:04:48,302
(WHISPERS) Korgi.
1445
01:04:48,386 --> 01:04:49,554
(LOUDLY) Korgi!
1446
01:04:49,637 --> 01:04:50,680
KORG: Thor.
1447
01:04:50,763 --> 01:04:52,306
- Korgi?
- KORG: I'm down here.
1448
01:04:52,390 --> 01:04:53,474
Where? Where are you?
1449
01:04:53,558 --> 01:04:54,642
I'm gonna get you out. It's okay.
1450
01:04:54,725 --> 01:04:56,185
- Korg. Korgi!
- Here I am!
1451
01:04:56,269 --> 01:04:57,270
I didn't die!
1452
01:04:57,353 --> 01:04:59,564
Oh, my God. Yes! You're alive!
1453
01:04:59,647 --> 01:05:01,190
Turns out the only part
of a Kronan that's alive
1454
01:05:01,274 --> 01:05:02,275
is his mouth.
1455
01:05:02,358 --> 01:05:04,694
Korgi, listen.
I need you to call the goats.
1456
01:05:04,777 --> 01:05:05,778
I'll do my best.
1457
01:05:05,861 --> 01:05:07,154
Guard him with your life.
1458
01:05:07,238 --> 01:05:09,240
I will. Ready to go for a ride?
1459
01:05:11,909 --> 01:05:13,619
(ALL GRUNTING)
1460
01:05:13,703 --> 01:05:14,870
Now you've got my six.
1461
01:05:15,496 --> 01:05:16,581
Eight o'clock, Val.
1462
01:05:16,664 --> 01:05:18,583
- (VALKYRIE GRUNTING)
- 7:48.
1463
01:05:19,709 --> 01:05:22,044
I can do this, damn it. (WHISTLES)
1464
01:05:22,128 --> 01:05:23,421
No, that's not it. (WHISTLES)
No, that's not it.
1465
01:05:23,504 --> 01:05:24,547
(WHISTLES) Nope.
1466
01:05:24,630 --> 01:05:27,216
(WHISTLES) Come on, Korg,
purse those lips.
1467
01:05:27,300 --> 01:05:28,759
(INHALES SHARPLY)
1468
01:05:28,843 --> 01:05:32,138
(WHISTLES LONG, MYSTICAL NOTE)
1469
01:05:34,056 --> 01:05:36,601
(SCREAMING IN DISTANCE)
1470
01:05:38,185 --> 01:05:40,896
(SWEET CHILD O' MINE
BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING)
1471
01:05:40,980 --> 01:05:41,939
I did it!
1472
01:05:42,023 --> 01:05:43,983
(GOATS SCREAMING)
1473
01:06:01,375 --> 01:06:03,669
(SWEET CHILD O' MINE
BY GUNS N' ROSES CONTINUES)
1474
01:06:15,014 --> 01:06:16,265
(GOATS SCREAMING)
1475
01:06:19,727 --> 01:06:22,021
THOR: And then the goat boat came in,
rescued us,
1476
01:06:22,104 --> 01:06:23,522
and we flew out the window.
1477
01:06:23,606 --> 01:06:24,732
- (CHILDREN EXCLAIMING)
- The end.
1478
01:06:24,815 --> 01:06:26,359
Another classic Thor adventure.
1479
01:06:26,984 --> 01:06:28,569
I can't believe you killed Zeus.
1480
01:06:28,653 --> 01:06:31,864
Well, you know what they say,
never meet your heroes.
1481
01:06:31,947 --> 01:06:33,324
(CHILDREN EXCLAIM)
1482
01:06:33,407 --> 01:06:34,367
But what's important
1483
01:06:34,450 --> 01:06:36,327
is we are on our way to you right now.
1484
01:06:36,410 --> 01:06:37,828
How are you guys doing? Are you okay?
1485
01:06:37,912 --> 01:06:39,622
We're all right. A little scared.
1486
01:06:39,705 --> 01:06:41,749
Well, listen, I know
what it's like to be scared.
1487
01:06:41,916 --> 01:06:43,501
And I'll tell you, when I was your age,
1488
01:06:43,668 --> 01:06:45,419
I don't think I would have
been as brave as you.
1489
01:06:45,503 --> 01:06:46,462
Really?
1490
01:06:46,545 --> 01:06:47,630
In fact, might just be
1491
01:06:47,713 --> 01:06:49,465
the bravest Asgardians
that I've ever met.
1492
01:06:49,548 --> 01:06:50,883
- All of you.
- (CHILDREN EXCLAIM)
1493
01:06:50,966 --> 01:06:52,885
So I need you to
keep being brave, all right?
1494
01:06:53,010 --> 01:06:55,179
And take care of each other.
You're a team now.
1495
01:06:55,262 --> 01:06:56,764
Team Kids in a Cage.
1496
01:06:56,847 --> 01:06:58,349
(CHILDREN CHUCKLING)
1497
01:06:58,432 --> 01:06:59,433
Can you do that?
1498
01:07:00,017 --> 01:07:02,186
Yeah. I think we can do that.
1499
01:07:02,937 --> 01:07:03,938
I know you can.
1500
01:07:04,605 --> 01:07:06,524
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1501
01:07:06,607 --> 01:07:08,401
- (SONG ENDS)
- Right?
1502
01:07:08,901 --> 01:07:10,236
- AXL: Thor?
- Yeah.
1503
01:07:10,319 --> 01:07:11,904
I'm glad I met my hero.
1504
01:07:11,987 --> 01:07:13,698
Oh, thanks, buddy. (CHUCKLES)
1505
01:07:15,908 --> 01:07:17,618
(GRUNTS)
1506
01:07:17,702 --> 01:07:18,953
How are the children?
1507
01:07:19,036 --> 01:07:20,454
As you can imagine,
they're a little bit scared
1508
01:07:20,538 --> 01:07:21,539
because they're kids,
1509
01:07:21,622 --> 01:07:23,040
but I told them that
everything is going to plan.
1510
01:07:23,124 --> 01:07:25,084
- Oh, so you lied to them?
- We still have a plan?
1511
01:07:25,167 --> 01:07:26,377
- Yes, there's a plan.
- There's no plan.
1512
01:07:26,460 --> 01:07:28,504
- THOR: There is a plan.
- No. There's no plan.
1513
01:07:28,671 --> 01:07:30,715
We failed to raise a god army,
1514
01:07:30,881 --> 01:07:31,924
Korg is dead.
1515
01:07:32,007 --> 01:07:33,300
- He's not dead.
- KORG: I'm not dead.
1516
01:07:33,384 --> 01:07:34,760
Well, he's a head. And you,
1517
01:07:34,844 --> 01:07:36,345
you got properly humiliated.
1518
01:07:36,429 --> 01:07:38,764
No, I got properly naked,
which I am okay with.
1519
01:07:38,931 --> 01:07:40,641
- Jane?
- I was okay with it.
1520
01:07:40,725 --> 01:07:41,809
- Korg?
- I loved it.
1521
01:07:41,934 --> 01:07:43,853
The point is, we are going
into the Shadow Realm
1522
01:07:43,936 --> 01:07:45,229
weaker than we were before.
1523
01:07:45,396 --> 01:07:46,605
I mean, we're gonna die.
1524
01:07:46,689 --> 01:07:48,315
- No one's gonna die, okay?
- Really?
1525
01:07:48,482 --> 01:07:50,735
Everything is fine.
We did great back there.
1526
01:07:50,901 --> 01:07:52,820
- We killed Zeus!
- You killed Zeus.
1527
01:07:52,903 --> 01:07:54,447
I mean, that may
or may not be catastrophic
1528
01:07:54,530 --> 01:07:55,906
for the whole universe,
1529
01:07:55,990 --> 01:07:58,033
and, sure, the entire
god kingdom is probably going
1530
01:07:58,117 --> 01:07:59,577
to hunt us down
for the rest of our days,
1531
01:07:59,660 --> 01:08:02,163
but listen,
you stole this beautiful weapon.
1532
01:08:02,329 --> 01:08:04,206
All right? This is the army right here.
1533
01:08:04,373 --> 01:08:05,833
It's sleek, it's slender,
1534
01:08:05,916 --> 01:08:07,418
it's powerful, it's beautiful...
1535
01:08:07,501 --> 01:08:08,377
(CRACKLES)
1536
01:08:09,336 --> 01:08:11,338
Ah, for you.
I love it for you, Valkyrie.
1537
01:08:11,422 --> 01:08:13,048
I mean, it's not really what I'm into
1538
01:08:13,132 --> 01:08:15,009
'cause I've got my weapon out there.
1539
01:08:15,176 --> 01:08:16,802
Can I borrow that for a second?
1540
01:08:19,764 --> 01:08:22,057
Ah, there you are, old friend.
1541
01:08:22,475 --> 01:08:24,935
That was quite an entrance back there.
1542
01:08:25,019 --> 01:08:26,437
(CHUCKLES)
1543
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:27,521
(SIGHS)
1544
01:08:30,691 --> 01:08:31,942
Listen, uh,
1545
01:08:32,026 --> 01:08:33,360
are we good?
1546
01:08:33,694 --> 01:08:34,695
Yeah?
1547
01:08:34,779 --> 01:08:35,780
I mean, I know it's a little weird
1548
01:08:35,863 --> 01:08:37,239
having my ex-weapon around,
1549
01:08:37,990 --> 01:08:39,909
but come on, Mjolnir, in the past.
1550
01:08:40,242 --> 01:08:41,744
It's you and me now, buddy.
1551
01:08:41,827 --> 01:08:43,245
You know what?
1552
01:08:43,412 --> 01:08:46,040
I think it's time for your first beer.
What do you say?
1553
01:08:47,792 --> 01:08:49,835
(METALLIC HUMMING)
1554
01:08:51,545 --> 01:08:53,005
Delicious.
1555
01:08:53,088 --> 01:08:55,299
Hmm.
I'm sorry we've been fighting lately.
1556
01:08:59,887 --> 01:09:02,056
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
1557
01:09:03,307 --> 01:09:04,308
JANE: Hey.
1558
01:09:04,725 --> 01:09:05,726
Oh, hey.
1559
01:09:08,521 --> 01:09:10,856
It's quite the view, huh? (CHUCKLES)
1560
01:09:10,940 --> 01:09:12,024
Yeah. Beautiful.
1561
01:09:12,107 --> 01:09:14,235
I just want to say
that was very, very impressive
1562
01:09:14,318 --> 01:09:15,778
what you did back there.
1563
01:09:16,487 --> 01:09:18,364
You and Mjolnir, you know.
1564
01:09:19,824 --> 01:09:20,866
(MUTTERS)
1565
01:09:20,950 --> 01:09:21,951
Yeah.
1566
01:09:24,578 --> 01:09:26,372
- Space dolphins.
- What?
1567
01:09:26,455 --> 01:09:28,791
(CLEARS THROAT) You should see
some space dolphins...
1568
01:09:28,874 --> 01:09:30,417
- What?
- (DISTANT ANIMAL CALL)
1569
01:09:30,501 --> 01:09:32,169
- Oh, wow. (GASPS)
- (FUMBLES) Yeah.
1570
01:09:32,253 --> 01:09:34,505
Beautiful. Wow.
1571
01:09:34,588 --> 01:09:36,048
THOR: So beautiful. So rare.
1572
01:09:36,215 --> 01:09:37,424
Very loyal creatures.
1573
01:09:37,508 --> 01:09:40,219
They mate for life, in packs of six.
1574
01:09:40,302 --> 01:09:42,054
Just love.
1575
01:09:42,304 --> 01:09:45,307
KORG: ♪ With a hey-ninny-nonny
And a fair-finny-fonny ♪
1576
01:09:45,391 --> 01:09:48,727
♪ Oh, brother
Man, you look so hot ♪
1577
01:09:48,811 --> 01:09:52,481
♪ I wanna get
In your rocks ♪
1578
01:09:52,565 --> 01:09:55,359
♪ When we get together
We're gonna get it on ♪
1579
01:09:55,442 --> 01:09:59,947
♪ And we're gonna make
Some babies ♪
1580
01:10:00,030 --> 01:10:02,074
That is the song that my dad sang
1581
01:10:02,157 --> 01:10:03,784
to my other dad when they were courting.
1582
01:10:03,951 --> 01:10:05,411
When two Kronans wanna make a baby,
1583
01:10:05,494 --> 01:10:06,871
they get together inside a mountain,
1584
01:10:07,037 --> 01:10:08,789
and they go down to a little lava pool,
1585
01:10:08,873 --> 01:10:10,499
and they hold hands over the hot lava,
1586
01:10:10,666 --> 01:10:12,918
and then, after a month,
they pull their hands apart
1587
01:10:13,002 --> 01:10:14,086
and they find they've created
1588
01:10:14,169 --> 01:10:16,088
a beautiful new Kronan baby boy.
1589
01:10:16,171 --> 01:10:18,465
Mm, fascinating. And hot. (CHUCKLES)
1590
01:10:18,549 --> 01:10:19,967
Did you ever have a special someone?
1591
01:10:20,050 --> 01:10:22,928
(CHUCKLES) I've had
so many special someones.
1592
01:10:23,012 --> 01:10:25,306
But I don't know...
1593
01:10:26,390 --> 01:10:27,725
I don't know if I want that again.
1594
01:10:27,808 --> 01:10:29,184
Is that because you lost
your girlfriend in battle
1595
01:10:29,268 --> 01:10:30,519
and never forgave yourself?
1596
01:10:30,603 --> 01:10:31,645
And now, you're just trying
1597
01:10:31,729 --> 01:10:33,105
to find answers
in the bottom of a bottle,
1598
01:10:33,272 --> 01:10:34,773
or some meaningless dalliance,
1599
01:10:34,857 --> 01:10:36,191
which only serves to numb the pain
1600
01:10:36,275 --> 01:10:37,359
instead of bringing you
1601
01:10:37,443 --> 01:10:38,903
real happiness or satisfaction?
1602
01:10:39,069 --> 01:10:42,448
- Yeah. Something like that.
- Hmm.
1603
01:10:42,531 --> 01:10:44,116
(SPACE DOLPHINS CALLING)
1604
01:10:44,199 --> 01:10:47,077
Beautiful. Beautiful things.
1605
01:10:47,536 --> 01:10:49,371
(THOR BREATHING HEAVILY)
1606
01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:52,374
(SIGHS) Jane.
1607
01:10:52,833 --> 01:10:53,834
Thor.
1608
01:10:53,918 --> 01:10:55,294
I wanna feel shitty about you.
1609
01:10:55,377 --> 01:10:56,462
What?
1610
01:10:58,213 --> 01:10:59,673
(HESITATING)
1611
01:11:00,466 --> 01:11:02,593
I wanna feel shitty about something
1612
01:11:02,676 --> 01:11:04,178
and I think that's you.
1613
01:11:04,261 --> 01:11:05,304
Not really getting any better.
1614
01:11:05,387 --> 01:11:06,972
It's not, is it? Damn it.
1615
01:11:07,222 --> 01:11:08,515
I wanna...
1616
01:11:08,599 --> 01:11:11,268
My friend, he told me that
it's better to feel shitty
1617
01:11:12,561 --> 01:11:14,480
from losing love than it is
to never experience love
1618
01:11:14,563 --> 01:11:16,065
and to feel nothing at all,
to feel empty,
1619
01:11:16,148 --> 01:11:17,316
and I think he was right,
1620
01:11:18,192 --> 01:11:20,611
which is how I've been feeling
for a long time.
1621
01:11:20,778 --> 01:11:23,072
I've pushed people away,
kept them at a distance
1622
01:11:23,155 --> 01:11:24,531
because of the fear of that loss,
1623
01:11:24,615 --> 01:11:25,491
but I don't wanna do that anymore.
1624
01:11:25,574 --> 01:11:26,825
I don't wanna live like that.
1625
01:11:26,909 --> 01:11:28,619
Better to close off your heart
than feel the pain.
1626
01:11:28,702 --> 01:11:30,871
That's what I did, yes.
I closed off my heart
1627
01:11:30,955 --> 01:11:32,831
and... and I meditated. Did you meditate?
1628
01:11:32,915 --> 01:11:34,208
No. It's so boring.
1629
01:11:34,291 --> 01:11:36,460
It actually made me more angry.
(CHUCKLES)
1630
01:11:36,961 --> 01:11:39,672
But I'm tired of giving myself
over to the idea of fate
1631
01:11:39,755 --> 01:11:41,632
and trying to figure out what
the universe wants from me.
1632
01:11:41,715 --> 01:11:43,092
I wanna live in the moment,
1633
01:11:43,175 --> 01:11:44,551
I wanna live like there's no tomorrow,
1634
01:11:44,635 --> 01:11:45,886
throw caution to the wind. I want...
1635
01:11:45,970 --> 01:11:48,013
- I wanna be with you, Jane.
- Ah.
1636
01:11:48,889 --> 01:11:49,723
What do you say?
1637
01:11:50,557 --> 01:11:52,309
I have cancer.
1638
01:11:54,687 --> 01:11:55,729
I'm sorry, what?
1639
01:11:56,313 --> 01:11:57,356
I'm sick.
1640
01:11:57,439 --> 01:11:59,108
- Wait. What's happening?
- Bye.
1641
01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:01,485
- Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
- No, no, no. Jane, Jane, Jane.
1642
01:12:01,568 --> 01:12:02,861
- Wait, wait, wait. Jane.
- What did I say?
1643
01:12:02,945 --> 01:12:04,863
I didn't mean that. Just kidding.
1644
01:12:04,947 --> 01:12:05,948
I...
1645
01:12:06,490 --> 01:12:08,117
don't have cancer. (SCOFFS)
1646
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:09,660
Let's go smash something.
1647
01:12:10,411 --> 01:12:11,453
Jane, I'm so sorry.
1648
01:12:11,537 --> 01:12:13,539
Don't be sorry for me.
1649
01:12:15,124 --> 01:12:16,625
When did you find out?
1650
01:12:17,334 --> 01:12:18,711
(VOICE BREAKS) Um...
1651
01:12:18,794 --> 01:12:20,587
Like six months ago.
1652
01:12:20,754 --> 01:12:22,840
I was just feeling tired, and then
1653
01:12:22,923 --> 01:12:24,550
they told me I have Stage Four.
1654
01:12:24,717 --> 01:12:26,427
Get my affairs in order.
1655
01:12:27,261 --> 01:12:29,680
And then I heard Mjolnir calling me,
1656
01:12:30,389 --> 01:12:32,933
so I thought maybe,
if science isn't working,
1657
01:12:33,767 --> 01:12:37,187
maybe Viking space magic.
(BREATHES SHAKILY)
1658
01:12:37,271 --> 01:12:38,814
That's why you came to New Asgard.
1659
01:12:38,897 --> 01:12:41,775
Yeah, I thought the hammer
maybe could cure me,
1660
01:12:41,942 --> 01:12:44,862
and I think it's getting better.
1661
01:12:45,529 --> 01:12:46,989
Maybe not.
1662
01:12:48,032 --> 01:12:50,242
Jane, none of us know how long we have.
1663
01:12:50,409 --> 01:12:52,661
We don't know what tomorrow holds.
1664
01:12:52,828 --> 01:12:53,829
And Mjolnir...
1665
01:12:54,204 --> 01:12:55,497
Mjolnir chose you.
1666
01:12:56,331 --> 01:12:58,208
And it chose you because you're worthy.
1667
01:12:58,375 --> 01:12:59,626
And that's something.
1668
01:12:59,793 --> 01:13:01,003
When I first met you,
1669
01:13:01,587 --> 01:13:02,588
I was unworthy.
1670
01:13:02,671 --> 01:13:04,214
I was unable to pick up that hammer.
1671
01:13:05,090 --> 01:13:06,258
But you taught me
1672
01:13:06,425 --> 01:13:09,386
there is no greater purpose
than to help those in need.
1673
01:13:10,137 --> 01:13:12,222
You made me worthy.
1674
01:13:13,682 --> 01:13:15,851
So whatever you wanna do,
we can do together.
1675
01:13:18,062 --> 01:13:19,104
Okay.
1676
01:13:19,188 --> 01:13:20,981
Now what do you wanna do?
1677
01:13:22,107 --> 01:13:24,777
I wanna get those children
back to their families.
1678
01:13:24,943 --> 01:13:26,236
I wanna finish that mission.
1679
01:13:27,404 --> 01:13:29,031
- Spoken like a true Thor.
- Hmm.
1680
01:13:30,616 --> 01:13:31,992
How do you feel now?
1681
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:34,286
So scared.
1682
01:13:35,579 --> 01:13:36,538
How are you feeling?
1683
01:13:36,705 --> 01:13:37,998
Shitty.
1684
01:13:38,082 --> 01:13:39,041
How shitty?
1685
01:13:39,124 --> 01:13:40,751
- Really shitty.
- Well, then...
1686
01:13:42,753 --> 01:13:45,339
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1687
01:13:51,887 --> 01:13:53,972
I wonder what those two
are talking about out there.
1688
01:13:54,556 --> 01:13:57,101
- Yeah, they're not talking.
- Oh!
1689
01:13:58,393 --> 01:14:00,062
Do you think those two
will ever hold hands
1690
01:14:00,145 --> 01:14:02,898
over a hot lava pool
and make a Thor baby?
1691
01:14:04,691 --> 01:14:06,860
It's unlikely, sadly.
1692
01:14:06,944 --> 01:14:08,654
Mm, that's too bad.
1693
01:14:08,737 --> 01:14:10,197
I think Thor would make a great dad.
1694
01:14:13,784 --> 01:14:14,785
Hey. We're here.
1695
01:14:20,833 --> 01:14:22,209
(SOFT WHOOSHING)
1696
01:14:23,710 --> 01:14:25,295
KORG: Where did all the colour go?
1697
01:14:25,379 --> 01:14:27,881
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDING UP)
1698
01:14:38,809 --> 01:14:40,144
(THUD)
1699
01:14:40,227 --> 01:14:41,645
(GOATS SCREAMING)
1700
01:14:43,355 --> 01:14:44,731
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
1701
01:14:58,579 --> 01:14:59,997
JANE: They're not here.
1702
01:15:05,586 --> 01:15:06,628
Where are they?
1703
01:15:10,507 --> 01:15:12,509
(JANE BREATHING HEAVILY)
1704
01:15:25,772 --> 01:15:27,566
What the hell is this place?
1705
01:15:35,407 --> 01:15:36,783
(MJOLNIR HUMMING)
1706
01:15:53,717 --> 01:15:55,802
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1707
01:15:55,886 --> 01:15:57,971
JANE: Bifrost is the key?
1708
01:15:58,931 --> 01:16:00,766
(LOW GROWLING)
1709
01:16:03,268 --> 01:16:04,311
(GASPS)
1710
01:16:07,189 --> 01:16:08,607
It's a trap!
1711
01:16:10,859 --> 01:16:11,902
(GRUNTS)
1712
01:16:16,990 --> 01:16:18,992
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
1713
01:16:25,916 --> 01:16:27,125
(SOFTLY) You wanna tell me
why you just threw
1714
01:16:27,209 --> 01:16:28,377
Stormbreaker out the window?
1715
01:16:28,543 --> 01:16:30,671
He needs it to open
the Gates of Eternity.
1716
01:16:36,635 --> 01:16:38,971
(SINISTER MUSIC CONTINUES)
1717
01:16:52,067 --> 01:16:53,277
(YELLS)
1718
01:16:54,528 --> 01:16:56,571
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1719
01:16:57,155 --> 01:16:59,408
- (GORR EXHALING DEEPLY)
- (STRAINING)
1720
01:17:01,994 --> 01:17:03,662
We really have to
stop meeting like this.
1721
01:17:03,745 --> 01:17:04,871
Call the axe.
1722
01:17:04,955 --> 01:17:06,540
I'll call the axe
when you call the dentist.
1723
01:17:06,623 --> 01:17:09,334
Call the axe.
1724
01:17:09,418 --> 01:17:11,920
Tell me where the children are
or I'm gonna kill you.
1725
01:17:14,298 --> 01:17:15,507
(THOR STRAINING)
1726
01:17:18,468 --> 01:17:19,970
Call the axe.
1727
01:17:21,722 --> 01:17:23,348
(THOR GRUNTING)
1728
01:17:27,144 --> 01:17:29,021
Some god you are.
1729
01:17:29,855 --> 01:17:33,233
You know nothing of being a god.
1730
01:17:35,694 --> 01:17:40,449
You went to the gods for help,
and they did nothing.
1731
01:17:40,532 --> 01:17:43,368
We're alike in that sense.
1732
01:17:43,452 --> 01:17:45,037
(SCOFFS) He's nothing like you.
1733
01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:46,621
What was that?
1734
01:17:49,791 --> 01:17:51,585
(WHISPERS) I said he's nothing like you.
1735
01:17:51,752 --> 01:17:53,128
That's right.
1736
01:17:53,295 --> 01:17:57,758
I'm not a hypocrite.
I'm truly creating peace.
1737
01:17:57,841 --> 01:17:59,676
Peace? You're murdering innocent gods.
1738
01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:00,886
Innocent?
1739
01:18:01,928 --> 01:18:03,055
Are you a Valkyrie?
1740
01:18:03,138 --> 01:18:04,139
Yes.
1741
01:18:04,222 --> 01:18:06,808
(LAUGHS) How exciting!
1742
01:18:07,934 --> 01:18:10,937
Oh, the gods failed you, too,
1743
01:18:11,271 --> 01:18:15,150
when your sisterhood
was led to slaughter.
1744
01:18:15,233 --> 01:18:16,318
Don't you dare speak... (GRUNTS)
1745
01:18:17,110 --> 01:18:19,237
Did you pray to the gods
1746
01:18:19,321 --> 01:18:23,533
when the women you loved
laid dying on the battlefield?
1747
01:18:23,617 --> 01:18:25,243
(VALKYRIE WHIMPERING)
1748
01:18:25,327 --> 01:18:27,454
Did you beg them for help
1749
01:18:28,121 --> 01:18:30,248
as your family was massacred?
1750
01:18:32,918 --> 01:18:34,127
Good chat.
1751
01:18:36,213 --> 01:18:37,506
(SEETHING)
1752
01:18:37,589 --> 01:18:39,132
This one.
1753
01:18:39,216 --> 01:18:41,385
You're interesting.
1754
01:18:42,552 --> 01:18:44,054
You're different.
1755
01:18:44,679 --> 01:18:45,889
- (JANE GRUNTS)
- Yes.
1756
01:18:46,515 --> 01:18:48,392
(JANE STRUGGLING)
1757
01:18:48,475 --> 01:18:50,602
- Aw.
- (JANE BREATHING SHAKILY)
1758
01:18:53,188 --> 01:18:54,147
(JANE GRUNTS)
1759
01:18:54,231 --> 01:18:55,565
You're dying.
1760
01:18:57,317 --> 01:18:58,610
I'm sorry.
1761
01:18:59,653 --> 01:19:01,613
We're on the same path.
1762
01:19:01,696 --> 01:19:03,281
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1763
01:19:03,865 --> 01:19:07,160
Just as the sword empowered me,
1764
01:19:07,828 --> 01:19:09,955
the hammer empowered you.
1765
01:19:10,914 --> 01:19:13,625
But it did nothing to change your fate.
1766
01:19:14,626 --> 01:19:17,754
The gods will use you,
1767
01:19:18,630 --> 01:19:21,425
but they will not help you.
1768
01:19:22,008 --> 01:19:26,930
There is no eternal reward for us.
1769
01:19:29,057 --> 01:19:30,016
(JANE GRUNTS)
1770
01:19:33,645 --> 01:19:35,063
She'll be gone soon.
1771
01:19:36,857 --> 01:19:38,650
And you know who won't help her?
1772
01:19:38,733 --> 01:19:40,569
I'll give you one guess.
1773
01:19:40,652 --> 01:19:42,529
- (STRAINED GRUNT)
- (CHUCKLES)
1774
01:19:42,612 --> 01:19:44,698
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
1775
01:19:44,781 --> 01:19:46,450
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1776
01:19:47,033 --> 01:19:49,161
(GORR SNIFFS, SIGHS)
1777
01:19:51,830 --> 01:19:53,165
I know your pain.
1778
01:19:53,248 --> 01:19:55,333
Love is pain.
1779
01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:02,299
I had a daughter once.
1780
01:20:03,133 --> 01:20:05,093
I put my faith in a higher power
1781
01:20:05,260 --> 01:20:07,971
hoping it would save her,
1782
01:20:08,138 --> 01:20:09,806
and she...
1783
01:20:11,016 --> 01:20:12,726
died.
1784
01:20:14,853 --> 01:20:16,062
(SIGHS)
1785
01:20:16,771 --> 01:20:18,940
Now I understand.
1786
01:20:19,024 --> 01:20:21,276
My daughter is the lucky one.
1787
01:20:21,902 --> 01:20:27,115
She does not have to grow up
in a world of suffering
1788
01:20:27,282 --> 01:20:28,783
and pain
1789
01:20:28,950 --> 01:20:33,205
run by wicked gods.
1790
01:20:35,081 --> 01:20:37,250
Choose love.
1791
01:20:38,376 --> 01:20:41,838
Call the axe.
1792
01:20:44,883 --> 01:20:46,510
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
1793
01:20:46,593 --> 01:20:47,886
(WHOOSHING)
1794
01:20:47,969 --> 01:20:49,721
- (CRUNCHING)
- (STRAINED GROANING)
1795
01:20:50,514 --> 01:20:52,557
Call
1796
01:20:52,933 --> 01:20:54,434
the axe.
1797
01:20:54,518 --> 01:20:56,811
- (CRUNCHING)
- (VALKYRIE AND THOR GRUNTING)
1798
01:20:57,646 --> 01:20:58,772
(THOR GRUNTS LOUDLY)
1799
01:20:59,564 --> 01:21:00,690
(CHOKING)
1800
01:21:00,774 --> 01:21:02,651
(GROWLING IN EFFORT)
1801
01:21:04,361 --> 01:21:05,820
(CRACKLING)
1802
01:21:07,113 --> 01:21:08,657
(CONTINUES CHOKING)
1803
01:21:08,740 --> 01:21:10,367
(CONTINUES GROWLING)
1804
01:21:10,450 --> 01:21:11,493
(GRUNTS)
1805
01:21:13,370 --> 01:21:14,913
(RUMBLING)
1806
01:21:19,501 --> 01:21:22,295
(EERIE MOAN AND SCREECH)
1807
01:21:30,637 --> 01:21:31,888
You okay?
1808
01:21:32,055 --> 01:21:33,223
Yeah.
1809
01:21:35,850 --> 01:21:37,143
Mm, I wanna kill this guy.
1810
01:21:37,310 --> 01:21:39,771
So do I, but we have to take him alive.
1811
01:21:39,938 --> 01:21:42,023
He's our only link
to finding those children.
1812
01:21:44,568 --> 01:21:47,237
(CREATURES MOANING)
1813
01:22:00,125 --> 01:22:02,335
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1814
01:22:18,977 --> 01:22:21,479
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1815
01:22:22,647 --> 01:22:24,733
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1816
01:22:37,078 --> 01:22:37,912
(JANE YELLS)
1817
01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:45,253
(CREATURE GROANS)
1818
01:22:50,467 --> 01:22:52,218
(CREATURE GROWLING)
1819
01:22:52,302 --> 01:22:54,012
(KORG YELLING)
1820
01:22:54,095 --> 01:22:55,930
- (GRUNTS)
- (GOAT SCREAMS)
1821
01:22:56,014 --> 01:22:57,641
KORG: Oh! Thank you, Mr Goat.
1822
01:22:57,724 --> 01:22:58,933
(GOAT SCREAMS)
1823
01:23:06,107 --> 01:23:07,817
(VALKYRIE YELLS)
1824
01:23:09,069 --> 01:23:10,695
- (GROANS)
- (CREATURE ROARS)
1825
01:23:13,198 --> 01:23:14,157
(CREATURE ROARS)
1826
01:23:19,871 --> 01:23:21,414
(GRUNTS)
1827
01:23:22,666 --> 01:23:23,875
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1828
01:23:29,506 --> 01:23:31,549
- (STABS)
- THOR: Val!
1829
01:23:34,594 --> 01:23:36,221
(VALKYRIE GRUNTS)
1830
01:23:38,098 --> 01:23:40,308
- (GRUNTING)
- (JANE PANTING)
1831
01:23:41,184 --> 01:23:42,352
(GROANS)
1832
01:23:42,435 --> 01:23:44,062
We gotta get her out of here!
1833
01:23:53,780 --> 01:23:55,115
Hey. I got you.
1834
01:23:58,243 --> 01:23:59,494
(STRAINING)
1835
01:24:01,079 --> 01:24:02,956
(YELLING)
1836
01:24:05,917 --> 01:24:08,086
Hey, guys, we're here.
Come on, let's go.
1837
01:24:08,169 --> 01:24:10,338
Stormbreaker, take us home.
1838
01:24:11,548 --> 01:24:13,633
- (GRUNTS)
- (GOATS SCREAMING)
1839
01:24:13,717 --> 01:24:14,676
(SCREAMS)
1840
01:24:15,844 --> 01:24:17,512
(GRUNTING)
1841
01:24:18,179 --> 01:24:19,472
(GORR YELLS)
1842
01:24:20,348 --> 01:24:21,433
(THOR GRUNTS)
1843
01:24:27,981 --> 01:24:30,191
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS)
1844
01:24:37,615 --> 01:24:39,242
(GOATS SCREAMING)
1845
01:24:43,329 --> 01:24:44,956
(GROANS)
1846
01:24:45,039 --> 01:24:46,666
(PANTING)
1847
01:24:49,836 --> 01:24:51,212
(BREATHING SHAKILY)
1848
01:24:53,715 --> 01:24:55,049
(GRUNTS)
1849
01:24:58,011 --> 01:24:59,012
(MOANS)
1850
01:25:01,723 --> 01:25:03,183
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
1851
01:25:05,769 --> 01:25:08,021
WOMAN:...at a rate that
none of us have seen before.
1852
01:25:08,104 --> 01:25:09,606
Look, there are other more
1853
01:25:09,689 --> 01:25:11,566
aggressive forms of treatment
we can try,
1854
01:25:11,649 --> 01:25:12,734
but something's affecting
1855
01:25:12,817 --> 01:25:14,778
her body's ability to fight the cancer.
1856
01:25:15,612 --> 01:25:17,238
I'm sorry, Thor.
1857
01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:21,576
(SIGHING)
1858
01:25:24,913 --> 01:25:26,164
(GRUNTS)
1859
01:25:26,247 --> 01:25:28,708
(VENDING MACHINE
RATTLING AND THUDDING)
1860
01:25:31,044 --> 01:25:32,921
Oh, there you are. Okay.
1861
01:25:33,004 --> 01:25:34,130
JANE: What's goin' on out there?
1862
01:25:34,214 --> 01:25:36,174
Oh, some moron made
a fridge without a door.
1863
01:25:36,257 --> 01:25:37,258
Can you believe it? (CHUCKLES)
1864
01:25:37,342 --> 01:25:38,384
Not to worry. Got it open
1865
01:25:38,468 --> 01:25:40,303
and got you all sorts of goodies.
1866
01:25:40,470 --> 01:25:41,596
How's Val?
1867
01:25:41,679 --> 01:25:44,098
Oh, she's in a lot of pain,
uh, but she is stable.
1868
01:25:44,182 --> 01:25:45,308
Okay, good.
1869
01:25:45,391 --> 01:25:48,311
Now you just gotta get this out of my...
1870
01:25:48,394 --> 01:25:49,938
Oh, no, no, no.
That's gotta stay in there.
1871
01:25:50,021 --> 01:25:51,898
That's all the magic potions and elixirs
1872
01:25:51,981 --> 01:25:53,233
doing their thing, so...
1873
01:25:53,316 --> 01:25:54,943
I'm just gonna pop out for a moment,
1874
01:25:55,026 --> 01:25:56,694
pick up the kids, kill the bad guy,
1875
01:25:56,778 --> 01:25:57,904
and then I'll come straight back.
1876
01:25:58,988 --> 01:26:00,657
- (KISSES)
- You're going without me?
1877
01:26:01,241 --> 01:26:02,325
Uh, yeah.
1878
01:26:02,492 --> 01:26:04,536
What happened to, like,
doing everything together?
1879
01:26:04,619 --> 01:26:06,538
He's gonna use those kids
to distract you.
1880
01:26:06,621 --> 01:26:07,622
You need me.
1881
01:26:07,705 --> 01:26:09,791
I do need you, Jane. I need you alive.
1882
01:26:09,874 --> 01:26:11,751
It'd be great to have you
on the battlefield,
1883
01:26:11,835 --> 01:26:13,419
fighting Gorr side by side,
1884
01:26:13,503 --> 01:26:15,380
but that hammer is killing you.
1885
01:26:16,589 --> 01:26:17,632
Every time you use it,
1886
01:26:17,715 --> 01:26:19,592
it's draining
all of your mortal strength,
1887
01:26:19,759 --> 01:26:22,053
leaving your body
unable to fight the cancer.
1888
01:26:22,720 --> 01:26:24,764
What happened to,
"Live like there's no tomorrow"?
1889
01:26:24,848 --> 01:26:26,683
Well, that's before I knew
you might not have one.
1890
01:26:26,850 --> 01:26:28,268
Why not have one more adventure?
1891
01:26:28,476 --> 01:26:30,186
Jane, if there's a chance to live,
you have to take it.
1892
01:26:30,770 --> 01:26:33,690
Spoken like a true Thor
who does not have cancer.
1893
01:26:33,773 --> 01:26:34,983
(SIGHS)
1894
01:26:37,110 --> 01:26:39,737
I know I seem like
some cool astrophysicist
1895
01:26:39,821 --> 01:26:41,072
from New Mexico,
1896
01:26:41,155 --> 01:26:43,908
just living the dream, but look at me.
1897
01:26:43,992 --> 01:26:47,871
I wanna keep fighting.
I'm the Mighty Thor.
1898
01:26:47,954 --> 01:26:49,038
And you want me not to do that?
1899
01:26:49,122 --> 01:26:51,875
What's the point of more time of this?
1900
01:26:52,792 --> 01:26:54,460
Because I love you.
1901
01:26:56,546 --> 01:26:58,715
(SIGHS) I've always loved you.
1902
01:26:59,674 --> 01:27:01,718
And this is a chance for us.
1903
01:27:02,427 --> 01:27:04,304
But if you pick up
that damn hammer again,
1904
01:27:04,387 --> 01:27:06,097
then that chance is gone.
1905
01:27:06,180 --> 01:27:07,432
(SIGHING)
1906
01:27:09,934 --> 01:27:11,936
(SOFT SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)
1907
01:27:18,067 --> 01:27:19,485
It's your choice, Jane.
1908
01:27:20,445 --> 01:27:22,280
But I'd regret it every single day
1909
01:27:22,363 --> 01:27:23,489
if I didn't ask you to stay here
1910
01:27:23,573 --> 01:27:25,533
so we could try and figure
this out together.
1911
01:27:28,661 --> 01:27:30,705
You better come back to me.
1912
01:27:31,456 --> 01:27:33,416
I'm coming back as soon as I can.
1913
01:27:35,919 --> 01:27:38,546
- (WHISPERS) Break a leg.
- I'll break all his legs.
1914
01:27:38,630 --> 01:27:40,131
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1915
01:27:51,976 --> 01:27:53,144
Remember that the Gate to Eternity
1916
01:27:53,227 --> 01:27:54,228
is at the literal centre
1917
01:27:54,312 --> 01:27:55,438
- of the universe.
- Universe. Yes.
1918
01:27:55,521 --> 01:27:56,856
If you go past the cluster of comets...
1919
01:27:56,940 --> 01:27:57,941
Yes, yes, I know. We've been over this.
1920
01:27:58,024 --> 01:27:59,108
I'm not gonna get lost.
1921
01:27:59,651 --> 01:28:02,320
So how you feeling
with the old stab wound?
1922
01:28:02,403 --> 01:28:03,529
I think I lost my kidney.
1923
01:28:03,613 --> 01:28:05,073
- Gone completely? Ugh.
- Mm.
1924
01:28:05,156 --> 01:28:06,074
I wish I could join you,
1925
01:28:06,157 --> 01:28:07,492
but I'd probably die,
1926
01:28:07,575 --> 01:28:08,993
and that won't help get the kids back,
1927
01:28:09,077 --> 01:28:10,453
so you'll have to go alone.
1928
01:28:10,536 --> 01:28:13,623
All you have to do
is destroy that sword.
1929
01:28:13,706 --> 01:28:14,874
It's his source of power.
1930
01:28:14,958 --> 01:28:16,417
He won't survive long without it.
1931
01:28:18,461 --> 01:28:20,380
Hey. Don't die.
1932
01:28:20,463 --> 01:28:21,923
Yeah, I know.
1933
01:28:23,633 --> 01:28:25,635
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1934
01:28:31,683 --> 01:28:33,226
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1935
01:28:52,203 --> 01:28:53,788
(CHILDREN GASPING)
1936
01:29:06,634 --> 01:29:08,720
(OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES)
1937
01:29:15,560 --> 01:29:17,687
Eternity.
1938
01:29:20,023 --> 01:29:21,274
Finally.
1939
01:29:27,822 --> 01:29:28,906
(GRUNTS)
1940
01:29:35,997 --> 01:29:37,415
Come on.
1941
01:29:45,131 --> 01:29:46,424
(RUMBLING)
1942
01:29:55,850 --> 01:29:57,477
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
1943
01:29:57,560 --> 01:29:58,686
(SCREAMING STOPS)
1944
01:30:01,189 --> 01:30:03,066
- (CHILDREN WHIMPERING)
- (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING)
1945
01:30:03,149 --> 01:30:04,150
THOR: Hey, kids.
1946
01:30:06,861 --> 01:30:08,154
I knew he'd come.
1947
01:30:08,905 --> 01:30:09,906
Go!
1948
01:30:09,989 --> 01:30:11,074
Go, kids!
1949
01:30:13,242 --> 01:30:14,285
(GRUNTS)
1950
01:30:20,166 --> 01:30:22,919
Everyone okay? All right,
gather round. Gather round.
1951
01:30:23,503 --> 01:30:26,130
Good to see you in person, buddy.
Good to see you.
1952
01:30:30,510 --> 01:30:32,512
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)
1953
01:30:37,058 --> 01:30:38,476
All right, listen up. Here's the plan.
1954
01:30:38,559 --> 01:30:40,770
We're gonna sneak our way
towards Stormbreaker,
1955
01:30:40,853 --> 01:30:42,438
being very careful not to bump
1956
01:30:42,522 --> 01:30:44,607
into any of those big shadow monsters.
1957
01:30:44,899 --> 01:30:46,275
(CHILDREN WHIMPER)
1958
01:30:46,359 --> 01:30:47,485
They're behind me, aren't they?
1959
01:30:47,568 --> 01:30:49,195
(GROWLING IN DISTANCE)
1960
01:30:53,407 --> 01:30:54,909
Does anyone here have battle experience?
1961
01:30:54,992 --> 01:30:56,160
BOY: Battle experience?
1962
01:30:56,244 --> 01:30:58,162
Well, no time to learn like the present.
1963
01:30:58,246 --> 01:31:00,748
We're not strong like you.
We're just kids.
1964
01:31:00,832 --> 01:31:03,292
Hey, don't forget you're Asgardian kids.
1965
01:31:03,376 --> 01:31:05,044
I'm not. I'm just a Lycan kid.
1966
01:31:05,128 --> 01:31:06,671
And I'm a Midassian kid.
1967
01:31:06,754 --> 01:31:08,172
- BOY 2: I'm Falligarian.
- Okay, okay.
1968
01:31:08,256 --> 01:31:10,258
But today, you're Asgardians.
1969
01:31:10,341 --> 01:31:11,676
Now collect your weapons.
1970
01:31:11,759 --> 01:31:12,718
CHILDREN: What?
1971
01:31:12,802 --> 01:31:14,887
Go and find anything you can pick up.
1972
01:31:14,971 --> 01:31:16,055
Bring it back here.
1973
01:31:16,139 --> 01:31:17,849
Hurry, hurry!
1974
01:31:17,932 --> 01:31:19,517
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- Okay, cool. Come on!
1975
01:31:20,810 --> 01:31:22,770
They're getting closer. Hurry up!
1976
01:31:22,854 --> 01:31:24,021
CHILD: Come on!
1977
01:31:24,105 --> 01:31:25,148
(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
1978
01:31:25,231 --> 01:31:28,609
Today is a day
that will go down in history.
1979
01:31:29,569 --> 01:31:31,195
Today is the day they will talk about
1980
01:31:31,279 --> 01:31:32,947
for generations to come.
1981
01:31:33,030 --> 01:31:35,491
Today, we are Space Vikings!
1982
01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:38,202
Present arms!
1983
01:31:41,873 --> 01:31:42,874
(TOY SQUEAKS)
1984
01:31:43,457 --> 01:31:46,169
Whosoever holds these weapons,
and believes in getting home,
1985
01:31:46,252 --> 01:31:49,088
if they be true of heart
is therefore worthy,
1986
01:31:49,255 --> 01:31:50,715
and shall possess,
1987
01:31:51,716 --> 01:31:53,259
for limited time only,
1988
01:31:53,843 --> 01:31:57,680
the power of Thor!
1989
01:32:06,981 --> 01:32:08,232
General Axl...
1990
01:32:08,316 --> 01:32:10,067
(NOVEMBER RAIN
BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING)
1991
01:32:10,151 --> 01:32:11,611
...lead your army to that axe.
1992
01:32:12,570 --> 01:32:13,905
We shall do our worst.
1993
01:32:15,406 --> 01:32:16,532
For Asgard.
1994
01:32:17,450 --> 01:32:19,911
(ALL YELLING)
1995
01:32:28,252 --> 01:32:29,503
(NOVEMBER RAIN'S
OUTRO GUITAR SOLO PLAYING)
1996
01:32:29,587 --> 01:32:30,838
(THOR GRUNTS)
1997
01:32:38,721 --> 01:32:41,098
(CREATURE SNARLS)
1998
01:33:19,303 --> 01:33:20,972
(YELLING)
1999
01:33:32,233 --> 01:33:33,901
(GASPS)
2000
01:33:34,819 --> 01:33:36,070
- (GRUNTS)
- (JANE GASPS)
2001
01:33:38,072 --> 01:33:39,407
(GASPING)
2002
01:33:43,661 --> 01:33:45,246
(SOFT RUMBLING)
2003
01:33:46,914 --> 01:33:48,541
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
2004
01:33:52,670 --> 01:33:53,838
(GRUNTS)
2005
01:33:54,922 --> 01:33:56,215
(SONG ENDS)
2006
01:33:56,299 --> 01:33:57,591
(YELLS)
2007
01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:00,970
(STRAINING)
2008
01:34:01,554 --> 01:34:04,140
(YELLING)
2009
01:34:08,060 --> 01:34:09,478
(STRAINING)
2010
01:34:10,104 --> 01:34:11,105
(GORR GRUNTS)
2011
01:34:11,188 --> 01:34:12,398
(DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING)
2012
01:34:12,481 --> 01:34:14,108
CHILDREN: Yeah!
2013
01:34:16,402 --> 01:34:17,403
No.
2014
01:34:20,239 --> 01:34:21,449
(HORSE WHINNIES)
2015
01:34:23,326 --> 01:34:25,828
(PENSIVE CHORAL MUSIC PLAYS)
2016
01:34:28,164 --> 01:34:29,332
(SIGHS)
2017
01:34:32,084 --> 01:34:33,169
Jane.
2018
01:34:39,300 --> 01:34:41,218
(ALL GRUNTING)
2019
01:34:41,302 --> 01:34:43,554
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
2020
01:34:50,478 --> 01:34:52,021
We destroy that sword and he's dead.
2021
01:34:52,104 --> 01:34:54,231
The gateway's almost open.
You gotta stop Stormbreaker.
2022
01:34:54,815 --> 01:34:56,108
It's okay. I got him.
2023
01:34:57,860 --> 01:34:59,487
(CHILDREN GRUNTING)
2024
01:35:04,033 --> 01:35:05,659
Stormbreaker, stop this!
2025
01:35:06,369 --> 01:35:08,037
Get a hold of yourself.
Look what you're doing!
2026
01:35:08,120 --> 01:35:09,538
I'm gonna get you out of there.
2027
01:35:09,622 --> 01:35:11,332
(GRUNTING) Come on.
2028
01:35:11,415 --> 01:35:13,501
Come on, buddy. (YELPS)
2029
01:35:13,584 --> 01:35:15,211
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2030
01:35:18,214 --> 01:35:21,592
Let go of my friend.
2031
01:35:25,846 --> 01:35:27,264
You've lost, Lady Thor.
2032
01:35:33,312 --> 01:35:34,146
(GRUNTS)
2033
01:35:34,730 --> 01:35:35,689
First off,
2034
01:35:35,773 --> 01:35:38,734
the name is Mighty Thor.
2035
01:35:40,277 --> 01:35:41,445
And secondly,
2036
01:35:41,612 --> 01:35:44,323
if you can't say Mighty Thor, (GRUNTS)
2037
01:35:44,407 --> 01:35:48,327
I'll accept Doctor Jane Foster.
2038
01:35:52,581 --> 01:35:53,582
And thirdly,
2039
01:35:54,125 --> 01:35:57,169
eat my hammer!
2040
01:35:57,253 --> 01:35:59,171
(YELLING)
2041
01:36:05,511 --> 01:36:07,596
Stormbreaker!
2042
01:36:11,976 --> 01:36:13,394
I knew you could do it.
2043
01:36:14,562 --> 01:36:16,480
Axl! Get them home!
2044
01:36:20,484 --> 01:36:22,236
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS)
2045
01:36:26,365 --> 01:36:27,366
(MUSIC FADES)
2046
01:36:34,498 --> 01:36:35,749
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2047
01:36:41,505 --> 01:36:42,381
(GORR YELLS)
2048
01:36:42,465 --> 01:36:45,134
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
2049
01:36:48,387 --> 01:36:50,723
(PENSIVE CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING)
2050
01:36:57,563 --> 01:36:59,523
(YELLING)
2051
01:37:01,192 --> 01:37:02,443
(GRUNTS)
2052
01:37:45,110 --> 01:37:47,404
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
2053
01:37:57,957 --> 01:37:58,958
(GRUNTS)
2054
01:37:59,041 --> 01:38:01,168
(PANTING)
2055
01:38:01,752 --> 01:38:03,420
(SHUDDERING)
2056
01:38:05,297 --> 01:38:06,632
Jane?
2057
01:38:06,715 --> 01:38:07,925
I'm okay.
2058
01:38:08,801 --> 01:38:09,802
You have to stop him.
2059
01:38:14,348 --> 01:38:15,683
(WHOOSHING)
2060
01:38:39,665 --> 01:38:41,292
Gorr! Stop!
2061
01:38:43,252 --> 01:38:45,129
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
2062
01:38:45,921 --> 01:38:48,048
What kind of father would I be
2063
01:38:49,091 --> 01:38:50,217
if I stopped?
2064
01:38:54,388 --> 01:38:57,141
I know your pain,
but this isn't the way.
2065
01:38:59,560 --> 01:39:02,438
It's not death or revenge that you seek.
2066
01:39:05,024 --> 01:39:07,109
What do I seek?
2067
01:39:10,863 --> 01:39:13,282
(JANE BREATHING HEAVILY)
2068
01:39:20,664 --> 01:39:22,082
You seek love.
2069
01:39:25,419 --> 01:39:26,712
Love?
2070
01:39:27,588 --> 01:39:30,382
Why should I seek love?
2071
01:39:30,466 --> 01:39:32,301
Because it's all any of us want.
2072
01:39:34,762 --> 01:39:36,138
GORR: How
2073
01:39:36,221 --> 01:39:39,850
dare you turn your back on me?
2074
01:39:41,393 --> 01:39:43,187
You've won, Gorr.
2075
01:39:43,354 --> 01:39:45,189
Why would I spend
my last moments with you
2076
01:39:45,272 --> 01:39:46,732
when I can be with her?
2077
01:39:48,108 --> 01:39:49,610
I choose love.
2078
01:39:49,818 --> 01:39:52,404
You can, too. You can bring her back.
2079
01:39:56,784 --> 01:39:58,285
Make your wish.
2080
01:40:03,582 --> 01:40:05,668
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
2081
01:40:21,141 --> 01:40:23,310
(GROANING)
2082
01:40:24,853 --> 01:40:26,855
(SOBS AND COUGHS)
2083
01:40:29,483 --> 01:40:30,859
I'm dying.
2084
01:40:32,319 --> 01:40:33,946
She would have no one.
2085
01:40:35,197 --> 01:40:36,990
She would be alone.
2086
01:40:42,538 --> 01:40:43,789
(JANE SIGHS)
2087
01:40:43,872 --> 01:40:46,458
She won't be alone.
2088
01:40:50,546 --> 01:40:52,089
(SHUDDERS)
2089
01:40:54,007 --> 01:40:56,218
(SOFT MUSIC CONTINUES)
2090
01:40:59,138 --> 01:41:00,556
(INHALES SHARPLY)
2091
01:41:06,979 --> 01:41:07,980
(GRUNTS)
2092
01:41:08,480 --> 01:41:10,482
(SOFT CHIMING)
2093
01:41:23,328 --> 01:41:25,330
(MUSIC BUILDS TO CLIMAX)
2094
01:41:25,414 --> 01:41:26,415
(WHOOSHING)
2095
01:41:26,498 --> 01:41:27,708
(DISTANT RUMBLE)
2096
01:41:36,133 --> 01:41:37,426
(WATER SLOSHES)
2097
01:41:42,973 --> 01:41:45,017
(EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
2098
01:41:51,106 --> 01:41:52,107
(WEAKLY) Oh.
2099
01:41:53,442 --> 01:41:54,818
(CHUCKLES TEARFULLY)
2100
01:41:57,070 --> 01:41:58,071
My love.
2101
01:41:59,573 --> 01:42:01,116
(CRYING)
2102
01:42:05,454 --> 01:42:07,289
(CONTINUES CRYING)
2103
01:42:07,915 --> 01:42:09,833
I've missed you so much.
2104
01:42:12,711 --> 01:42:14,338
I missed you too.
2105
01:42:18,258 --> 01:42:19,510
I'm so sorry.
2106
01:42:19,593 --> 01:42:20,594
It's okay.
2107
01:42:22,638 --> 01:42:25,265
JANE:
Ever since I picked up that hammer,
2108
01:42:26,975 --> 01:42:28,018
it's like
2109
01:42:28,769 --> 01:42:30,395
I've gotten an extra life.
2110
01:42:31,688 --> 01:42:33,774
And it was...
2111
01:42:33,857 --> 01:42:35,234
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
2112
01:42:35,734 --> 01:42:36,985
magical.
2113
01:42:37,653 --> 01:42:39,071
(JANE SIGHS WEAKLY)
2114
01:42:39,655 --> 01:42:41,907
Not too bad for a human.
2115
01:42:43,534 --> 01:42:44,910
Not too bad for a god.
2116
01:42:45,661 --> 01:42:49,998
Hey. I think I figured out
my catchphrase.
2117
01:42:50,082 --> 01:42:51,792
- Oh, yeah? What is it?
- Come close...
2118
01:42:53,252 --> 01:42:54,586
(WHISPERS QUIETLY)
2119
01:42:54,670 --> 01:42:55,963
(THOR SNICKERS)
2120
01:42:57,130 --> 01:42:58,924
(KISSES) It's perfect.
2121
01:42:59,591 --> 01:43:00,717
It's the best one yet.
2122
01:43:00,801 --> 01:43:01,760
(LAUGHING) Thanks.
2123
01:43:06,098 --> 01:43:07,391
(JANE SNIFFLES)
2124
01:43:10,269 --> 01:43:12,312
Keep your heart open.
2125
01:43:18,110 --> 01:43:19,319
I love you.
2126
01:43:20,654 --> 01:43:21,780
I love you, too.
2127
01:43:21,864 --> 01:43:24,074
(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)
2128
01:43:53,103 --> 01:43:54,396
(SIGHS)
2129
01:43:57,232 --> 01:43:59,026
(GORR SHUDDERING SOFTLY)
2130
01:44:07,784 --> 01:44:08,952
Protect her.
2131
01:44:10,746 --> 01:44:11,830
Protect my love.
2132
01:44:20,505 --> 01:44:22,925
(SOMBRE MUSIC CONTINUES)
2133
01:44:46,114 --> 01:44:49,868
KORG: Let me tell you the legend
of the Space Viking,
2134
01:44:50,702 --> 01:44:55,624
AKA the Mighty Thor, AKA Dr Jane Foster.
2135
01:44:58,168 --> 01:45:00,337
Her sacrifice saved the universe
2136
01:45:00,504 --> 01:45:04,341
and taught us all
what it means to be worthy.
2137
01:45:04,925 --> 01:45:06,802
She helped the children of the gods
2138
01:45:06,885 --> 01:45:08,720
who laser-beamed their way back home
2139
01:45:08,804 --> 01:45:11,515
to their dozy little fishing village
2140
01:45:11,598 --> 01:45:13,350
turned tourist destination.
2141
01:45:13,433 --> 01:45:15,644
- (HAPPY CHATTER)
- WOMAN: (GASPS) Axl!
2142
01:45:15,727 --> 01:45:16,979
I missed you.
2143
01:45:17,562 --> 01:45:18,689
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. I'm okay.
2144
01:45:18,772 --> 01:45:20,065
- Are you sure?
- I'm okay.
2145
01:45:20,148 --> 01:45:21,775
KORG:
The kids were safe to be kids again.
2146
01:45:21,858 --> 01:45:23,276
VALKYRIE: Louder, three!
2147
01:45:23,360 --> 01:45:24,736
(CHILDREN GRUNTING)
2148
01:45:24,820 --> 01:45:25,821
Widen your stance.
2149
01:45:25,904 --> 01:45:28,031
KORG: Especially after
their king made them all go
2150
01:45:28,115 --> 01:45:29,783
to self-defence classes.
2151
01:45:29,866 --> 01:45:31,243
Look at all those budding Space Vikings.
2152
01:45:31,326 --> 01:45:32,452
And the most important part.
2153
01:45:33,203 --> 01:45:34,496
The war cry!
2154
01:45:34,579 --> 01:45:35,914
(CHILDREN SCREAM)
2155
01:45:35,998 --> 01:45:37,332
KORG: Even Heimdall's son,
2156
01:45:37,416 --> 01:45:39,167
Axl Heimdallson,
2157
01:45:39,251 --> 01:45:41,545
who could now do
his dad's freaky eye magic,
2158
01:45:41,628 --> 01:45:43,588
was becoming quite the warrior.
2159
01:45:43,672 --> 01:45:46,091
The future of Asgard was secure.
2160
01:45:46,174 --> 01:45:47,551
(KORG AND FRIEND SINGING)
2161
01:45:47,634 --> 01:45:50,595
KORG: Speaking of futures,
I was forging one of my own,
2162
01:45:50,762 --> 01:45:52,431
now that my body's grown back,
2163
01:45:53,140 --> 01:45:55,350
with a dude I met called Dwayne.
2164
01:45:57,185 --> 01:45:58,770
And what about Thor, you ask?
2165
01:45:59,521 --> 01:46:01,565
He embarked on a new journey
2166
01:46:01,648 --> 01:46:03,817
because he had found
something to live for,
2167
01:46:03,900 --> 01:46:06,194
something to love for.
2168
01:46:06,319 --> 01:46:07,863
A little someone who turned him
2169
01:46:07,946 --> 01:46:10,824
from Sad God into Dad God.
2170
01:46:10,907 --> 01:46:13,535
Breakfast is served.
Bon appétit. (CHUCKLES)
2171
01:46:13,618 --> 01:46:15,704
Hello. There you go.
2172
01:46:15,787 --> 01:46:16,913
Hey. Breakfast.
2173
01:46:17,706 --> 01:46:20,667
Excuse me. What is that?
2174
01:46:20,751 --> 01:46:22,669
They're pan-flaps. From Earth.
2175
01:46:22,753 --> 01:46:24,671
I don't think I like pan-flaps.
2176
01:46:24,755 --> 01:46:25,922
- You love them.
- No, I don't.
2177
01:46:26,006 --> 01:46:27,924
- Yes, you do.
- I've never had that in my life.
2178
01:46:28,008 --> 01:46:29,676
Come on. Eat up. We have to go.
We're gonna be late.
2179
01:46:29,760 --> 01:46:30,594
Now where are your boots?
2180
01:46:30,677 --> 01:46:32,804
(IN SINGSONG) I'm wearing them.
2181
01:46:32,888 --> 01:46:34,431
You're not wearing those.
2182
01:46:34,514 --> 01:46:36,183
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.
2183
01:46:36,266 --> 01:46:37,517
Yes, I am.
2184
01:46:37,601 --> 01:46:38,727
No. You're not.
2185
01:46:38,810 --> 01:46:39,936
(IN NORMAL TONE) Go to hell, demon!
2186
01:46:41,897 --> 01:46:42,773
Wow!
2187
01:46:42,856 --> 01:46:45,859
Brand new, now destroyed.
Thank you very much.
2188
01:46:45,942 --> 01:46:48,111
You know what? You wear what you want.
2189
01:46:48,195 --> 01:46:49,196
Don't come complaining to me
2190
01:46:49,279 --> 01:46:50,322
when your feet get sore, all right?
2191
01:46:50,405 --> 01:46:52,157
You'll get no sympathy here from me.
2192
01:46:52,240 --> 01:46:54,326
Fine, I'll wear the boots.
2193
01:46:54,409 --> 01:46:55,243
Thank you.
2194
01:46:55,327 --> 01:46:57,412
Remember what my mother used to tell me.
2195
01:46:57,496 --> 01:46:58,497
Listen to the grown-ups,
2196
01:46:58,580 --> 01:47:00,540
and if you see anyone scared
or being picked on,
2197
01:47:00,624 --> 01:47:02,042
- you look after them, okay?
- Okay.
2198
01:47:02,125 --> 01:47:03,877
And most of all, have fun.
2199
01:47:03,960 --> 01:47:05,420
- Gotcha.
- Gotcha.
2200
01:47:05,504 --> 01:47:07,464
Now where is Mjolnir?
Where did I put him?
2201
01:47:07,547 --> 01:47:08,590
Over there. Sleeping in the bed.
2202
01:47:08,673 --> 01:47:09,925
In the bed.
2203
01:47:11,718 --> 01:47:12,719
Oh, wow.
2204
01:47:15,222 --> 01:47:16,765
That is not coming off.
2205
01:47:17,849 --> 01:47:19,226
What did you do?
2206
01:47:19,309 --> 01:47:21,019
Eh, she looked boring before.
2207
01:47:22,479 --> 01:47:24,064
Yeah. Suppose it did.
2208
01:47:24,147 --> 01:47:25,398
I love it. (CHUCKLES)
2209
01:47:25,482 --> 01:47:26,775
Very creative.
2210
01:47:26,858 --> 01:47:27,984
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
2211
01:47:30,654 --> 01:47:31,655
Okay.
2212
01:47:31,738 --> 01:47:33,532
Now, you see the aliens down there?
2213
01:47:33,615 --> 01:47:35,117
The stripy ones?
2214
01:47:35,200 --> 01:47:36,618
- They look nice.
- Yeah, they are nice.
2215
01:47:36,701 --> 01:47:37,994
That's why we have to look after them.
2216
01:47:38,078 --> 01:47:39,871
Got it. Protect the nice ones.
2217
01:47:40,789 --> 01:47:41,998
I love you, sweetie.
2218
01:47:42,082 --> 01:47:43,416
Love you, Uncle Thor.
2219
01:47:43,500 --> 01:47:46,378
(SWEET CHILD O' MINE
BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING)
2220
01:47:46,461 --> 01:47:48,004
KORG: They will always be there for us.
2221
01:47:48,088 --> 01:47:51,383
The Space Viking and his girl,
born from Eternity.
2222
01:47:51,466 --> 01:47:53,760
With the powers of a god.
2223
01:47:56,263 --> 01:47:57,639
Two warriors
2224
01:47:58,140 --> 01:47:59,599
fighting the good fight
2225
01:47:59,683 --> 01:48:01,143
for those who can't fight good.
2226
01:48:07,023 --> 01:48:08,483
- (YELLING)
- They have travelled far,
2227
01:48:08,567 --> 01:48:10,193
and have been given many names.
2228
01:48:11,319 --> 01:48:13,655
But to those who know them best,
2229
01:48:13,738 --> 01:48:15,448
they are simply known
2230
01:48:15,532 --> 01:48:17,367
as Love and Thunder.
2231
01:49:11,004 --> 01:49:13,215
(INSTRUMENTAL BREAK)
2232
01:50:01,763 --> 01:50:03,265
(SONG FADES)
2233
01:50:05,433 --> 01:50:08,061
ZEUS: It used to be that being a god,
2234
01:50:08,144 --> 01:50:09,562
it meant something.
2235
01:50:09,646 --> 01:50:11,273
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
2236
01:50:11,356 --> 01:50:12,983
People would whisper your name
2237
01:50:13,984 --> 01:50:17,487
before sharing their deepest
hopes and dreams.
2238
01:50:19,030 --> 01:50:20,907
They begged you for mercy
2239
01:50:21,908 --> 01:50:24,327
without ever knowing if
you were actually listening.
2240
01:50:24,411 --> 01:50:25,578
(CHUCKLES)
2241
01:50:27,038 --> 01:50:28,039
Now,
2242
01:50:28,748 --> 01:50:30,500
you know, they look to the sky,
2243
01:50:31,459 --> 01:50:33,336
they don't ask us for lightning.
2244
01:50:34,379 --> 01:50:36,339
They don't ask us for rain.
2245
01:50:37,382 --> 01:50:41,344
They just want to see one of
their so-called superheroes.
2246
01:50:45,015 --> 01:50:47,058
When did we become the joke?
2247
01:50:50,478 --> 01:50:51,479
No.
2248
01:50:52,772 --> 01:50:53,815
No more.
2249
01:50:55,775 --> 01:50:57,944
They will fear us again
2250
01:50:58,695 --> 01:51:01,406
when Thor Odinson falls from the sky.
2251
01:51:01,489 --> 01:51:03,241
(MUSIC BUILDING UP)
2252
01:51:04,951 --> 01:51:07,787
Do you understand me, Hercules?
2253
01:51:08,371 --> 01:51:10,832
Do you understand me, my son?
2254
01:51:10,915 --> 01:51:12,709
Yes, Father.
2255
01:51:12,792 --> 01:51:14,544
(RAINBOW IN THE DARK
BY DIO PLAYING)
2256
01:53:13,872 --> 01:53:15,457
(SONG FADES)
2257
01:53:15,540 --> 01:53:17,792
(DRAMATIC MUSIC INTRO PLAYING)
2258
01:53:42,484 --> 01:53:45,320
(HEROIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
2259
01:55:42,604 --> 01:55:45,023
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
2260
01:57:44,267 --> 01:57:46,269
(SOFT CHIMING)
2261
01:57:49,355 --> 01:57:51,733
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
2262
01:57:53,443 --> 01:57:54,610
(GASPING)
2263
01:57:54,694 --> 01:57:55,695
Huh?
2264
01:57:57,572 --> 01:57:58,990
(SHUDDERS)
2265
01:58:00,074 --> 01:58:01,075
What?
2266
01:58:01,993 --> 01:58:03,327
Oh. Hey.
2267
01:58:05,037 --> 01:58:06,539
Jane Foster.
2268
01:58:07,415 --> 01:58:08,624
Heimdall.
2269
01:58:09,417 --> 01:58:10,752
I see you're dead now.
2270
01:58:10,835 --> 01:58:12,462
(SIGHS) Yeah.
2271
01:58:13,087 --> 01:58:15,089
Thank you for looking after my son.
2272
01:58:16,174 --> 01:58:18,760
You are very welcome here,
to the land of the gods.
2273
01:58:23,473 --> 01:58:25,266
Welcome to Valhalla.
2274
01:58:25,349 --> 01:58:27,560
(MUSIC ENDS IN FLOURISH)