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天地靈氣歷經千年

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孕育出一顆混元珠

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它貪婪地吸食日月精華

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力量不斷增長

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但它吸食的靈氣太雜

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仙氣魔氣纏繞不清

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善惡不分

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師父派我和師弟

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前去收服

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對 這就是我

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萬人敬仰的太乙真人

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雖有點嬰兒肥

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但也掩不住我逼人的帥氣

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混元珠

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你今天是插…插翅難飛

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師弟你莫嚇到它了哦

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乖 到叔叔這裡來

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找…找死

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吞噬靈氣

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你個混賬娃兒 膽敢毀我英俊的容顏

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你打我撒 你打我撒

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不打臉行不行

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師尊

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這混元珠被我煉化後

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分為靈珠和魔丸

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魔丸元神堅不可摧

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我施了天劫咒

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三年後引天雷下凡

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摧毀魔丸

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這期間需小心看管

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李靖乃天命之人

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靈珠可投胎為他第三個兒子

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這任務

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便交給你吧

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我昆侖十二金仙已有十一

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若能將靈珠培育成才

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最後一個名位

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就歸於你了　　多謝師尊栽培

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多謝師尊栽培

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靈珠降生後

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便叫他

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哪吒

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人逢喜事精神爽

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來 陪我喝兩口

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不用

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小心

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夫人 你也來拜拜吧

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拜拜拜 都拜了三年了

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再生不出來我砸了這破廟

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吾乃乾元山金光洞

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太乙真

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人

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等等我

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快點

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“李府”

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李管家

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預祝李大人喜得貴子

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我是來給三公子說親的

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我們新作了一首曲子〈靈珠降世〉

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謝謝 謝謝

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多謝父老鄉親關愛

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還請大家稍安勿躁

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靜候佳音

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靜候佳音

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痛死老娘了

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時辰快到了

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仙長 聽說您愛喝酒

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不看下啥時候 現在哪有閑心喝酒

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給您放這兒了

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不得空不得空 拿走拿走

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有病嗦

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哎呀 就抿一小口

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該喝還是要喝喲

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巴適

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剩下一點點兒也沒得意思啊

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繼續喝

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這藥量夠你睡三天了

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可惡 天尊施了法

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只有太乙拿…拿得動

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李大人 仙長還不施法嗎

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仙長 時辰到了嗎

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怎麼了

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仙長醉了 我想把他弄醒

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醉了

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把酒打出來就好了

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這如何使得

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太失禮儀 有損斯文 成何體統

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大人 夫人挺不住了

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讓我來

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我打…

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我打！

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我剛才好像做了個噩夢

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仙長 快開寶蓮吧

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對對對 這就開 這就開

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您在 等什麼

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我想不起密碼了

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酒勁兒太凶 腦殼昏

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我記得好像是

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不要緊不要緊 還有四次機會

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沒道理啊

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那五次都錯會怎麼樣

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寶蓮自動鎖定

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十年後才能再試

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大人 夫人暈過去了

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我再試一下　　仙長

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住手

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我想起來了

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忘記密碼還可以用指紋認證撒

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酒館開業全場五折

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剛才就覺得你不對勁

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是傀儡符

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她也中了傀儡符

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這麼想要啊

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那就還你們一顆吧

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住手

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完了

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老爺 您來看看啊

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這

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好嚇人啊

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逮到了

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我看你往哪…

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住手

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暴走了

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日月同生 千靈重元

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天地無量乾坤圈 急急如律令

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收

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成魔了

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沒法了

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仙長

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這是魔丸轉世的妖孽

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我用乾坤圈才壓制住他的魔性

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要是他日完全成魔

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必會大開殺戒 生靈塗炭啊

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休要猖狂

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不要

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夫人

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別傷害我的孩子

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別傷害我的孩子

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這…

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李大人

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陳塘關世代抵禦妖族

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關內百姓和妖魔不共戴天

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事已至此

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還望李大人以大局為重

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做軍民之表率

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方向錯了

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〈喜得貴子〉

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〈節哀順變〉

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你看 你看

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別怕 娘在這兒

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仙長 各位

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李某人家門不幸 得子如此

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但孩子無辜

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他也是受害者

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李某人實難就此痛下殺手

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鄙人今後定將哪吒好好管教

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不讓他出家門半步

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如若他闖出禍事 我李某人

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就是豁出性命也會還大家公道

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就算留他一命他也活不過三年

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師尊已在魔丸上下了天劫咒

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三年後的今天

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天雷還是會降臨取他性命

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這咒我可不會解

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那我去求天尊解咒

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你放心 有我在 孩兒不會有事

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龍宮

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來啦

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這就是靈珠

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是否注入龍蛋

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我兒就可獲得無邊神通

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將來還有機會封神登天

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不…不

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不行

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不錯

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那就好

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這是我兒敖丙

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按照約定

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我就讓他拜你為師

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但你務必助他脫離這海底煉獄

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躋身天界

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不成

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不成

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成…成功便…便成仁

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我要證明我才是十二金仙的最佳…佳人選

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下次你點個頭就行啦

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這就是虛空之門

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師尊早已跳出三界外

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通過此門才能找到他

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師尊在上 弟子太乙求見

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好個太乙 你可知罪

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是是是 弟子確實有罪

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但要不是妖邪半路搶奪

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呸 不要找藉口

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你算算你多少年沒來過了

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我都要無聊死了

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就知道是你

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這是負責馱載虛空之門的長生雲

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我們都叫它小雲雲

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肥肥 小雲雲也是你叫的

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這位是

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閉嘴 叫我太乙真人

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這位是陳塘關李靖李總兵

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幸會

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有你們陪 哥就不寂寞啦

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來來來 喝茶喝茶

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天天蹲這兒馱門我容易嗎我

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都幾十年沒跟人聊過天了

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哥都憋出病了

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我們有急事求見天尊

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還請前輩通報一聲

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那可不巧了

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師父和靈寶天尊

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道德天尊兩位師伯一起遁入虛空之門

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說是閉關編撰 封神榜 什麼的

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你們找天尊啥事兒啊 說說說

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有人被下了天劫咒 我想求天尊解救

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天劫咒

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那找天尊也沒用了

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這個咒是無解的

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天上一天地上一年

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我們在這兒耽擱這些時間

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陳塘關已經過了許久

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我們還是早點回去

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看能不能再為孩子做點什麼吧

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關在府裡無事幹

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翻牆搗瓦摔瓶罐

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來來回回千百遍

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小爺也是很疲倦

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吒兒 你坐牆頭幹什麼

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又不能出門又沒人陪我玩兒

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除了看風景我還能幹啥

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那跟娘說說你都看到些什麼風景啊

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山啊樹啊花啊草啊

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難不成看人裸奔啊

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就會說笑

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來 娘陪你玩兒如何

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得了吧

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您天天不是忙著斬妖就是除魔

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今兒能見著您都是三生有幸

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哪有空哄小孩兒啊

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是 是娘的錯

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其實娘也想多陪陪你啊

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00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,291
只是肩負守衛要塞之責

245
00:20:20,292 --> 00:20:22,508
娘也是分身乏術

246
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,207
難得今天太平無事

247
00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:27,092
我們來踢毽子如何

248
00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:33,008
既然你那麼無聊 那我就陪你玩玩兒

249
00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:39,508
兒啊 來囉

250
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:49,457
夫人 要不還是把鎧甲穿上吧

251
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:50,499
開什麼玩笑

252
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,957
陪兒子玩還穿鎧甲

253
00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:53,800
踢個毽子會死人啊

254
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:56,258
娘 接著

255
00:20:56,667 --> 00:20:57,842
好嘞

256
00:21:00,042 --> 00:21:01,457
娘你沒事兒吧

257
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:02,717
沒事兒沒事兒

258
00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:04,842
踢得好

259
00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:06,467
還是穿上吧

260
00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:08,300
我下次輕點兒

261
00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:10,874
不 你敞開了玩兒

262
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:12,633
你們也一起來呀

263
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,666
夫人 還是歇歇吧

264
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:27,842
不用

265
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:29,342
我還行

266
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,800
你們看哪吒玩的多開心啊

267
00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:38,416
好久沒見他這麼高興了

268
00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:41,541
可是我們不行了

269
00:21:41,542 --> 00:21:43,008
報

270
00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:44,749
東郊漁村出現鰻魚精

271
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:45,791
已經傷了十多人

272
00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:47,133
請求救援

273
00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:48,383
娘 接著

274
00:21:58,667 --> 00:22:01,967
兒啊 要不今天就先到這兒

275
00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:03,967
娘答應你

276
00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:07,041
下次一定陪你玩到盡興

277
00:22:07,042 --> 00:22:08,175
好不好

278
00:22:08,292 --> 00:22:10,092
每次都是同樣的話

279
00:22:10,917 --> 00:22:12,624
我早習慣了

280
00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:14,925
晚上回來娘給你做好吃的

281
00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:53,416
我說二位

282
00:22:53,417 --> 00:22:55,916
太乙仙長讓你們在這裡把守結界

283
00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:58,582
不是讓你們在這裡當吉祥物的

284
00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:01,092
別再放吒兒出去闖禍了行不

285
00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:03,332
夫人放心 我管的是南面的結界

286
00:23:03,333 --> 00:23:05,916
上次哪吒肯定是從北面逃出去的

287
00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:07,166
放…屁

288
00:23:07,167 --> 00:23:08,666
北面我守得死死的

289
00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:11,050
他要出去也只能是從南面出去的

290
00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:12,957
那你是在懷疑我囉

291
00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:15,999
等真人回來後 我定要告你瀆職加誣陷

292
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,082
除了惡人先告狀你還會個啥

293
00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:21,041
早看你不順眼了 有種單挑啊

294
00:23:21,042 --> 00:23:22,249
來就來 誰怕誰

295
00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:23,416
來呀 來呀

296
00:23:23,417 --> 00:23:26,166
來呀　　我說二位

297
00:23:26,167 --> 00:23:27,300
來呀

298
00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:47,842
看 看什麼看

299
00:24:00,292 --> 00:24:01,633
你個混…

300
00:24:04,917 --> 00:24:06,467
泰山壓頂

301
00:24:07,583 --> 00:24:09,092
烏龍擺尾

302
00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:12,342
海底撈月

303
00:24:13,917 --> 00:24:15,342
仙人摘葡萄

304
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,133
一

305
00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:26,508
二

306
00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:29,550
又逃出來啦

307
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,133
三

308
00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:38,342
四

309
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,467
五

310
00:24:42,958 --> 00:24:44,092
六

311
00:24:45,667 --> 00:24:47,008
七

312
00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:49,383
八

313
00:24:50,375 --> 00:24:52,258
九

314
00:24:54,208 --> 00:24:55,675
十

315
00:24:56,167 --> 00:24:57,758
藏好了嗎

316
00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:50,749
受夠了 我們要反擊

317
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:53,832
老大 我們不是哪吒的對手啊

318
00:25:53,833 --> 00:25:54,916
放屁！

319
00:25:54,917 --> 00:25:57,874
我們成立伏魔幫 就是為了斬妖除魔

320
00:25:57,875 --> 00:26:01,008
今天要想不出辦法都不准回家吃飯

321
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:08,175
老大 我有辦法了

322
00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:10,416
叫你在外面放哨 進來幹嘛

323
00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:12,967
我們可以用陷阱

324
00:26:13,958 --> 00:26:15,092
陷阱

325
00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:16,425
你們看

326
00:26:16,958 --> 00:26:19,499
吊橋上的木板被我切割過

327
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:22,258
哪吒走到上面就會掉下去

328
00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:26,166
掉下去後就會觸發第二重機關

329
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:28,342
頭頂上的桶會打翻

330
00:26:28,542 --> 00:26:31,541
他只有撿起地上的鍋頂頭上

331
00:26:31,542 --> 00:26:35,758
但他萬萬想不到鍋也是機關

332
00:26:35,958 --> 00:26:38,041
他拼命跑呀跑呀跑

333
00:26:38,042 --> 00:26:41,416
看到旁邊有個缺口 就會情不自禁躲進去

334
00:26:41,417 --> 00:26:42,592
接著就是

335
00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:48,374
我早在樹上放了條毒蛇

336
00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:51,124
他定然會去爬旁邊的繩梯

337
00:26:51,125 --> 00:26:55,008
但他不知道繩梯上還拴著個馬蜂窩

338
00:26:57,875 --> 00:27:00,082
如果他不想被螫成豬頭

339
00:27:00,083 --> 00:27:02,291
只有跳進這個爛泥坑

340
00:27:02,292 --> 00:27:04,041
等他爬出來時

341
00:27:04,042 --> 00:27:08,050
一定被嚇得魂不附體 氣得七竅生煙

342
00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:10,249
以前怎麼沒有發現你這麼聰明

343
00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:14,008
小弟不聰明怎麼配得上你那麼帥的老大呢

344
00:27:14,792 --> 00:27:16,416
我就愛聽實話

345
00:27:16,417 --> 00:27:18,758
不過這樣未免太便宜哪吒了

346
00:27:18,917 --> 00:27:20,374
我們再在泥坑裡加點料

347
00:27:20,375 --> 00:27:22,207
丟些海膽進去

348
00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:24,550
再用童子尿給他補補身體

349
00:27:26,167 --> 00:27:28,999
這 會不會太慘了些呢

350
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,832
慘 老被他整

351
00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:33,249
有機會整他當然是越慘越好

352
00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:35,207
-對 整死他
-對 整死他

353
00:27:35,208 --> 00:27:39,249
好吧 既然你們那麼堅持 我也沒意見了

354
00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:42,124
等等 計劃裡有個漏洞

355
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:43,124
什麼漏洞

356
00:27:43,125 --> 00:27:46,582
我們怎樣才能讓哪吒走到吊橋上面去呢

357
00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:47,666
簡單呀

358
00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:49,842
比如把他嚇到橋上去囉

359
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,133
怎麼嚇

360
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:54,008
這樣嚇囉

361
00:28:20,875 --> 00:28:22,666
童子尿是不是很補啊

362
00:28:22,667 --> 00:28:25,291
有沒有感覺神清氣爽啊

363
00:28:25,292 --> 00:28:26,883
老大 老大

364
00:28:27,542 --> 00:28:30,467
他打暈了我還扒了我衣服

365
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:32,666
今天很過癮

366
00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:34,541
下次再找你們玩

367
00:28:34,542 --> 00:28:36,124
你 你這個妖怪

368
00:28:36,125 --> 00:28:37,467
去死吧

369
00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:42,967
你剛才叫我什麼

370
00:28:43,167 --> 00:28:47,217
你 是 個 妖 怪

371
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:12,217
哪吒

372
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,633
休得放肆

373
00:29:15,833 --> 00:29:17,249
結界獸　　在

374
00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:18,582
縮小結界範圍

375
00:29:18,583 --> 00:29:21,550
現在起不得讓哪吒離開此屋半步

376
00:29:21,583 --> 00:29:22,758
是

377
00:29:33,958 --> 00:29:35,217
別說了

378
00:29:39,917 --> 00:29:42,717
這種結果當初也不是沒想過

379
00:29:43,542 --> 00:29:45,092
都盡力了

380
00:29:45,875 --> 00:29:48,008
可能這就是吒兒的命吧

381
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,300
雖然我嚴令在陳塘關不得提魔丸二字

382
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:55,957
但百姓對吒兒始終相當抵觸

383
00:29:55,958 --> 00:29:58,124
一年來我天天忙著除妖撫民

384
00:29:58,125 --> 00:29:59,967
希望替吒兒積德

385
00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:03,092
卻少了時間陪伴

386
00:30:04,125 --> 00:30:06,342
現在吒兒只剩兩年

387
00:30:08,625 --> 00:30:10,707
我們甘脆辭掉官職 離開這裡

388
00:30:10,708 --> 00:30:13,133
帶他遊山玩水 天天陪伴他

389
00:30:14,208 --> 00:30:15,758
直到最後

390
00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:24,166
哪吒這事我有責任

391
00:30:24,167 --> 00:30:26,332
我已決定收他為徒 帶他修身養性

392
00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:27,999
改掉魔丸惡習

393
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,916
成為一個斬妖除魔的正義之士

394
00:30:30,917 --> 00:30:32,133
這

395
00:30:32,208 --> 00:30:35,467
有必要嗎 那麼折騰

396
00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:38,675
最後的時光讓他開開心心不是更好

397
00:30:39,792 --> 00:30:42,758
我不想他這麼渾渾噩噩過一生

398
00:30:43,292 --> 00:30:47,050
你也不想吒兒 死了都被人當妖怪吧

399
00:30:54,208 --> 00:30:58,092
少爺 吃早飯啦

400
00:31:03,917 --> 00:31:06,541
不好啦 少爺不見啦

401
00:31:06,542 --> 00:31:08,592
什麼 又跑出去啦

402
00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:15,707
很玄幻

403
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:17,133
不科學

404
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:19,499
快稟告老爺吧

405
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:21,925
是是是

406
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:27,092
關得住小爺的人

407
00:31:28,875 --> 00:31:30,967
還沒生出來呢

408
00:32:10,458 --> 00:32:14,166
這是山河社稷圖裡的世界

409
00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:15,916
胖子 是你　　住口

410
00:32:15,917 --> 00:32:17,342
叫仙長

411
00:32:17,542 --> 00:32:19,874
給你看樣好東西

412
00:32:19,875 --> 00:32:21,800
指點江山筆

413
00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:27,258
在圖裡面你想怎麼改就怎麼改

414
00:32:28,375 --> 00:32:30,332
你玩什麼把戲

415
00:32:30,333 --> 00:32:33,791
體驗一下我精心設計的保留項目

416
00:32:33,792 --> 00:32:36,300
遨遊仙境

417
00:33:41,167 --> 00:33:44,008
再讓你娃開開眼

418
00:34:10,833 --> 00:34:12,675
好玩吧

419
00:34:12,875 --> 00:34:14,374
從今往後

420
00:34:14,375 --> 00:34:17,874
你就在這圖中跟我學習昆侖仙術吧

421
00:34:17,875 --> 00:34:20,842
還不快快磕頭拜師

422
00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:22,425
拜師

423
00:34:22,958 --> 00:34:24,925
你會個啥

424
00:34:27,167 --> 00:34:29,999
好 先給你個下馬威

425
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,416
天地無極乾坤極法 急急如律令

426
00:34:32,417 --> 00:34:33,550
變

427
00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:38,550
變

428
00:34:40,333 --> 00:34:41,550
變

429
00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:46,124
此仙術叫障眼法

430
00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:47,467
想學不

431
00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:49,633
不賴嘛

432
00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:58,207
能把我的樣子變得威猛些嗎

433
00:34:58,208 --> 00:35:01,332
變化活物的障眼法 那都是高階的變身術

434
00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:02,749
我都還不會

435
00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:04,749
你學會基礎的再說

436
00:35:04,750 --> 00:35:07,592
來來來 為師傳你功法

437
00:35:10,792 --> 00:35:13,374
簡單 再教點別的唄

438
00:35:13,375 --> 00:35:15,332
障眼法是基礎中的基礎

439
00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:18,383
障眼法都學不會其它的你就不要學了

440
00:35:18,708 --> 00:35:21,092
好 我分分鐘學會

441
00:35:22,542 --> 00:35:24,592
急急如律令 變

442
00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:26,508
變

443
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,300
變

444
00:35:28,792 --> 00:35:31,425
障眼法才不是基礎

445
00:35:31,458 --> 00:35:35,258
我都學了半年才小成 正兒八經的高難度

446
00:35:35,708 --> 00:35:38,717
你就慢慢練去吧

447
00:35:39,792 --> 00:35:43,133
〈神仙的自我修養〉

448
00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:52,842
仙長 仙長

449
00:35:56,542 --> 00:35:58,957
殷夫人你怎麼來了

450
00:35:58,958 --> 00:36:00,300
我來看看吒兒

451
00:36:00,542 --> 00:36:02,207
我正在教他仙術

452
00:36:02,208 --> 00:36:03,541
吒兒他人呢

453
00:36:03,542 --> 00:36:05,008
在那兒

454
00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:07,633
人呢

455
00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:10,342
仙長 那是什麼

456
00:36:13,125 --> 00:36:16,342
娃兒 你怎麼了

457
00:36:28,917 --> 00:36:30,842
兒啊 你怎麼了

458
00:36:31,708 --> 00:36:33,092
這是什麼

459
00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:35,467
不是我幹的 絕對不是我幹的

460
00:36:35,917 --> 00:36:37,175
這怎麼回事

461
00:36:37,417 --> 00:36:39,175
有 娃兒還有脈搏

462
00:36:55,667 --> 00:36:58,217
糟了 有毒

463
00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:13,008
你個混賬 原來是你

464
00:37:13,875 --> 00:37:15,874
你怎麼學會變身術了

465
00:37:15,875 --> 00:37:18,207
練著練著就找著竅門了唄

466
00:37:18,208 --> 00:37:20,832
我的個乖乖 一天就學會了

467
00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:22,758
天縱奇才

468
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:26,291
你可不可以把竅門也給我說

469
00:37:26,292 --> 00:37:28,957
你再多教我些仙術我就告訴你咯

470
00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:30,541
好 一言為定

471
00:37:30,542 --> 00:37:31,916
你天生火相

472
00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:34,050
我就教你控火術

473
00:37:34,083 --> 00:37:35,666
乾三連 坤六斷

474
00:37:35,667 --> 00:37:37,541
離為火 三為漸

475
00:37:37,542 --> 00:37:39,508
急急如律令

476
00:37:44,125 --> 00:37:45,999
你是放火還是放屁啊

477
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,082
我現在舌頭不聽使喚 念不清咒語

478
00:37:49,083 --> 00:37:52,175
還好我褲襠裡有驅毒回春丸

479
00:37:55,583 --> 00:37:57,457
娃兒 我夠不到

480
00:37:57,458 --> 00:37:59,300
你幫我拿一下要得不

481
00:37:59,375 --> 00:38:00,633
沒問題

482
00:38:02,667 --> 00:38:04,508
你藏了這麼多寶貝啊

483
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,666
這個長得像拖把的是啥玩意兒

484
00:38:07,667 --> 00:38:09,508
那是我的拂塵

485
00:38:11,208 --> 00:38:12,874
那這金閃閃的呢

486
00:38:12,875 --> 00:38:15,092
那是火尖槍

487
00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:16,717
火尖槍哦

488
00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:18,916
小心不要碰到上頭的機關

489
00:38:18,917 --> 00:38:20,967
這個機關

490
00:38:31,333 --> 00:38:32,467
好燙啊

491
00:38:34,167 --> 00:38:35,707
吒兒

492
00:38:35,708 --> 00:38:37,592
怎麼又闖禍呢你

493
00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:44,925
仙長 您怎麼樣

494
00:38:45,542 --> 00:38:48,550
我是神仙 傷不了傷不了

495
00:38:49,292 --> 00:38:51,124
哪吒 還不過來拜師

496
00:38:51,125 --> 00:38:52,749
我好授你仙術

497
00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:54,249
斬妖除魔

498
00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:55,707
造福蒼生

499
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:59,092
啥 斬妖除魔 還造福蒼生

500
00:38:59,292 --> 00:39:02,166
拜個屁的師 我什麼都不學

501
00:39:02,167 --> 00:39:03,550
出口在哪兒

502
00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:05,374
要出此圖

503
00:39:05,375 --> 00:39:08,425
只有靠這柄指點江山筆

504
00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:09,791
我明白了

505
00:39:09,792 --> 00:39:11,999
你們是想把我囚禁在圖裡吧

506
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,041
胡說個啥

507
00:39:13,042 --> 00:39:15,749
呆在這等仙境裡能叫囚禁嗎

508
00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:17,457
這叫閉關修煉

509
00:39:17,458 --> 00:39:20,258
修煉了出去捧那些白痴的臭腳

510
00:39:20,333 --> 00:39:22,800
還不如在這睡大覺

511
00:39:23,875 --> 00:39:25,092
吒兒

512
00:39:25,417 --> 00:39:26,842
你瞞不了娘

513
00:39:27,458 --> 00:39:30,758
其實你心裡是想被人們接受的對不對

514
00:39:31,167 --> 00:39:35,041
只是因為別人的偏見讓你受了委屈

515
00:39:35,042 --> 00:39:36,582
所以你才這麼恨他們吧

516
00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:37,883
不是

517
00:39:39,625 --> 00:39:41,383
少爺

518
00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:43,291
咋溜出去的啊

519
00:39:43,292 --> 00:39:45,092
少爺

520
00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:54,467
一起玩兒嗎

521
00:39:59,208 --> 00:40:00,624
哪 哪吒

522
00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:01,957
不是關在府裡了嗎

523
00:40:01,958 --> 00:40:03,249
怎麼放出來了

524
00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:05,550
快逃啊

525
00:40:15,292 --> 00:40:18,374
妖怪去死吧 滾出陳塘關

526
00:40:18,375 --> 00:40:19,582
妖怪 去死

527
00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,467
快滾

528
00:40:21,792 --> 00:40:24,550
妖怪

529
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:29,457
乖

530
00:40:29,458 --> 00:40:31,041
不要自暴自棄

531
00:40:31,042 --> 00:40:32,707
等你修煉好了

532
00:40:32,708 --> 00:40:35,082
出去跟爹娘一起斬妖除魔

533
00:40:35,083 --> 00:40:36,791
為民除害

534
00:40:36,792 --> 00:40:38,416
為他們斬妖除魔

535
00:40:38,417 --> 00:40:39,582
做夢

536
00:40:39,583 --> 00:40:41,166
他們把我當妖怪

537
00:40:41,167 --> 00:40:43,082
我就當妖怪給他們瞧瞧

538
00:40:43,083 --> 00:40:44,425
吒兒 你

539
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,633
看來如今不得不告訴你了

540
00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:54,092
你可知為什麼人們都怕你

541
00:40:55,417 --> 00:40:57,133
你真實的身份

542
00:40:58,208 --> 00:40:59,883
其實是

543
00:41:00,417 --> 00:41:02,133
靈珠轉世

544
00:41:04,167 --> 00:41:06,707
對 靈珠轉世

545
00:41:06,708 --> 00:41:08,499
所以你天生神力

546
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:10,300
別人才把你當異類

547
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:13,050
你們 騙我的吧

548
00:41:13,792 --> 00:41:15,499
你自己想想

549
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,166
爹娘都是人

550
00:41:17,167 --> 00:41:19,291
怎麼生得出妖怪

551
00:41:19,292 --> 00:41:22,332
那 為什麼不告訴大家我是靈珠轉世

552
00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:24,791
靈珠 是元始天尊

553
00:41:24,792 --> 00:41:26,707
在人間佈下的秘密武器

554
00:41:26,708 --> 00:41:29,666
今後要擔負起 替天行道的重任

555
00:41:29,667 --> 00:41:31,883
天機不可洩露

556
00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:34,217
靈珠

557
00:41:34,833 --> 00:41:37,249
人心都是肉長的

558
00:41:37,250 --> 00:41:38,999
若你待百姓如親人

559
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,416
善用自己的神力為他們斬妖除魔

560
00:41:41,417 --> 00:41:44,592
他們又豈會把你當妖怪

561
00:41:50,458 --> 00:41:53,217
“兩年後”

562
00:42:11,792 --> 00:42:13,592
還是不經打

563
00:42:18,583 --> 00:42:21,050
衝動 太衝動

564
00:42:27,375 --> 00:42:28,717
放給他看看

565
00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:51,883
看這邊

566
00:42:52,917 --> 00:42:54,717
我要吃肉

567
00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:58,675
這邊

568
00:43:04,250 --> 00:43:05,508
再看這邊

569
00:43:10,958 --> 00:43:12,041
你看看你

570
00:43:12,042 --> 00:43:15,332
為了消滅個白骨精 你誤傷了多少無辜百姓

571
00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:17,207
反正都不是真人

572
00:43:17,208 --> 00:43:18,832
大驚小怪

573
00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:20,541
多次訓練可以看出

574
00:43:20,542 --> 00:43:22,916
你戾氣太重 浮躁易怒

575
00:43:22,917 --> 00:43:25,874
仙長 收了混天綾和火尖槍

576
00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:27,624
在他學會控制情緒前

577
00:43:27,625 --> 00:43:29,832
不能再用這些強大的神器

578
00:43:29,833 --> 00:43:32,383
有啥稀罕的 還你就是

579
00:43:32,792 --> 00:43:34,374
仙術我都學會了

580
00:43:34,375 --> 00:43:35,832
可以出去斬妖除魔了吧

581
00:43:35,833 --> 00:43:36,957
不行

582
00:43:36,958 --> 00:43:39,249
從今往後你跟師父打坐

583
00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:40,957
學習靜心養性

584
00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:41,999
啥

585
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,166
不就是要我學仙術斬妖除魔嗎

586
00:43:44,167 --> 00:43:45,291
我會了呀

587
00:43:45,292 --> 00:43:46,842
憑什麼不讓我出去

588
00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:49,508
沒我同意 你休想出去

589
00:43:52,917 --> 00:43:55,217
腳在我身上誰攔得住

590
00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:57,342
啊 我的筆　　哪吒

591
00:43:57,833 --> 00:43:59,999
我會讓所有人刮目相看

592
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,258
走著瞧

593
00:44:45,333 --> 00:44:46,791
海味兒吃膩了

594
00:44:46,792 --> 00:44:49,883
偶爾得換換口味才能營養均衡

595
00:44:52,375 --> 00:44:55,133
妖怪 放開那條狗

596
00:45:02,083 --> 00:45:04,675
哪兒來的小屁孩兒　　直奔主題

597
00:45:08,208 --> 00:45:09,342
我

598
00:45:25,083 --> 00:45:26,300
別跑

599
00:45:50,083 --> 00:45:51,300
出來

600
00:45:51,417 --> 00:45:52,800
給我出來

601
00:45:55,292 --> 00:45:56,707
哪吒

602
00:45:56,708 --> 00:45:57,874
站住

603
00:45:57,875 --> 00:45:59,842
都給我睜大眼睛等著

604
00:46:00,083 --> 00:46:02,050
出來 快出來

605
00:46:07,583 --> 00:46:08,916
不出來

606
00:46:08,917 --> 00:46:10,842
控火術

607
00:46:15,667 --> 00:46:17,050
著火啦不得了啦

608
00:46:17,292 --> 00:46:18,883
哪吒發瘋啦

609
00:46:25,875 --> 00:46:27,550
哪裡逃

610
00:46:37,625 --> 00:46:39,175
小妹 接著

611
00:46:59,667 --> 00:47:02,300
哪 哪吒搶人啦

612
00:47:05,458 --> 00:47:08,717
到了海裡我看你們誰還能抓得住我

613
00:47:15,792 --> 00:47:17,999
方圓一里的海面已被我凍結

614
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,425
你逃不掉的

615
00:47:23,042 --> 00:47:25,467
妖怪 放開那女孩

616
00:47:26,625 --> 00:47:28,383
來者何人

617
00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:31,582
小孩兒躲遠點 我來救你妹

618
00:47:31,583 --> 00:47:33,050
你妹

619
00:47:33,208 --> 00:47:35,258
不束手就擒還等什麼

620
00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:50,050
懺悔吧

621
00:47:53,792 --> 00:47:56,707
這妖怪我先看到的 你一邊兒排隊去

622
00:47:56,708 --> 00:47:59,050
小 小鬼 你幹什麼

623
00:48:00,667 --> 00:48:02,832
你一邊兒呆著 我收拾完他再來打你

624
00:48:02,833 --> 00:48:04,467
哪兒來的混小子

625
00:48:09,708 --> 00:48:12,008
在我面前就沒人帥得起來

626
00:48:12,208 --> 00:48:13,457
妖怪

627
00:48:13,458 --> 00:48:15,133
放開那女孩

628
00:48:18,125 --> 00:48:19,916
看來你不是普通孩子

629
00:48:19,917 --> 00:48:21,092
再來

630
00:48:34,250 --> 00:48:35,457
鬆口 鬆口

631
00:48:35,458 --> 00:48:37,675
我叫你鬆口

632
00:48:43,083 --> 00:48:44,592
頭上還長角

633
00:49:15,208 --> 00:49:16,592
啥玩意兒

634
00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:20,508
啥情況

635
00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:23,332
看看你們四周吧

636
00:49:23,333 --> 00:49:27,374
多謝你們給我時間發揮出真正實力

637
00:49:27,375 --> 00:49:28,957
不是逞英雄嗎

638
00:49:28,958 --> 00:49:30,999
不是打妖怪嗎

639
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,008
我現在就吃了她

640
00:49:37,292 --> 00:49:38,999
氣死我了

641
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,092
有種再和小爺大戰八百回…

642
00:49:52,042 --> 00:49:53,624
你完蛋了

643
00:49:53,625 --> 00:49:55,999
泡泡都是我的口水做的

644
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:59,008
當然也能把你石化了

645
00:50:00,750 --> 00:50:05,175
下輩子投胎別再多管閒事

646
00:50:27,333 --> 00:50:29,175
有種你進來呀

647
00:50:55,250 --> 00:50:56,624
少俠饒命

648
00:50:56,625 --> 00:50:58,707
饒我一命給你解藥

649
00:50:58,708 --> 00:51:00,050
解藥

650
00:51:05,833 --> 00:51:07,883
放心 管夠

651
00:51:17,958 --> 00:51:19,633
還大蒜味兒的

652
00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:23,508
好了

653
00:51:23,958 --> 00:51:26,675
那他們怎麼辦 嘴都石化了怎麼喝

654
00:51:27,125 --> 00:51:30,092
內服外敷效果都一樣

655
00:51:30,583 --> 00:51:31,967
啥

656
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,258
你咋不早說

657
00:51:35,375 --> 00:51:37,800
你也沒問過我呀

658
00:51:40,375 --> 00:51:41,832
不用太厚

659
00:51:41,833 --> 00:51:43,916
對 均勻些

660
00:51:43,917 --> 00:51:47,999
輕柔的按摩和拍打加快毛孔吸收

661
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,425
讓肌膚光滑水嫩有彈性

662
00:52:14,792 --> 00:52:15,925
站住

663
00:52:16,375 --> 00:52:17,291
少俠饒命

664
00:52:17,292 --> 00:52:19,499
我上岸來也就是想偷條狗

665
00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:21,499
我真的一個人都沒吃啊

666
00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:24,300
你已交了解藥 我不會傷你

667
00:52:24,333 --> 00:52:26,592
但今後若再為非作歹

668
00:52:26,708 --> 00:52:28,383
我定懲不饒

669
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,508
不敢不敢不敢

670
00:52:32,125 --> 00:52:33,374
喂 小鬼

671
00:52:33,375 --> 00:52:35,207
咋地 你還想打

672
00:52:35,208 --> 00:52:36,916
你不是我對手　　啥

673
00:52:36,917 --> 00:52:38,633
我不是你對手

674
00:52:38,667 --> 00:52:40,624
來來來 再來再來

675
00:52:40,625 --> 00:52:42,342
多謝救命之恩

676
00:52:42,458 --> 00:52:44,541
也多謝你救了這個小姑娘

677
00:52:44,542 --> 00:52:46,249
我向來恩怨分明

678
00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:49,342
今日之恩他日定全力以報

679
00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:50,749
小事小事

680
00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:53,624
替天行道是使命

681
00:52:53,625 --> 00:52:57,383
斬妖除魔我最擅長

682
00:53:00,792 --> 00:53:03,675
你不怕我嗎

683
00:53:03,833 --> 00:53:06,800
小哥哥 打妖怪

684
00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:22,249
你 怎麼了

685
00:54:22,250 --> 00:54:25,217
沒事兒 沒事兒 沙子裡面進眼睛了

686
00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:27,499
是眼睛裡面進沙子了吧

687
00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:29,675
讓我看看 我幫你吹吹

688
00:54:34,125 --> 00:54:36,758
丟人丟到家了

689
00:54:37,542 --> 00:54:38,541
好啦好啦

690
00:54:38,542 --> 00:54:40,291
從小到大除了娘還是第一次

691
00:54:40,292 --> 00:54:41,291
有人願意陪我踢毽子

692
00:54:41,292 --> 00:54:43,467
所以我很激動 好笑吧

693
00:54:49,958 --> 00:54:51,291
我們是朋友了

694
00:54:51,292 --> 00:54:54,082
以後你想踢毽子隨時可以來海邊找我

695
00:54:54,083 --> 00:54:57,332
只要聽到這個海螺聲 我定千里來相會

696
00:54:57,333 --> 00:55:00,124
哦 對了 我叫敖丙 你呢

697
00:55:00,125 --> 00:55:02,300
我叫哪吒

698
00:55:03,667 --> 00:55:05,008
有人來了

699
00:55:05,208 --> 00:55:06,425
啥

700
00:55:17,917 --> 00:55:21,008
就是 哪吒 抓走了 小妹

701
00:55:21,708 --> 00:55:22,749
小妹

702
00:55:22,750 --> 00:55:24,791
小妹　　小妹你怎麼樣啊

703
00:55:24,792 --> 00:55:27,249
小哥哥 打打打

704
00:55:27,250 --> 00:55:29,425
妖怪嘭嘭

705
00:55:29,542 --> 00:55:31,374
哪吒 為什麼抓我小妹

706
00:55:31,375 --> 00:55:32,457
胡說八道

707
00:55:32,458 --> 00:55:35,832
要不是我打敗了妖怪 你妹早被吃了

708
00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:36,957
哪裡有妖怪

709
00:55:36,958 --> 00:55:38,041
你看到沒有

710
00:55:38,042 --> 00:55:39,041
你看到沒有

711
00:55:39,042 --> 00:55:40,624
你在侮辱我們的智商嗎

712
00:55:40,625 --> 00:55:42,082
對　　告給李大人聽

713
00:55:42,083 --> 00:55:44,124
讓他給我們做主　　你賴不掉

714
00:55:44,125 --> 00:55:46,633
把你關起來 不准你再出來作惡

715
00:55:47,208 --> 00:55:50,050
好 好 好

716
00:55:52,625 --> 00:55:55,300
妖怪 滾回家去

717
00:56:00,792 --> 00:56:03,092
再說一遍試試

718
00:56:03,167 --> 00:56:04,342
阿醜

719
00:56:12,042 --> 00:56:13,832
妖怪傷人啦

720
00:56:13,833 --> 00:56:16,717
打死你 打死你個妖怪

721
00:56:44,917 --> 00:56:46,883
師父在此

722
00:56:46,917 --> 00:56:48,550
不得傷人

723
00:56:51,542 --> 00:56:52,916
痛痛痛痛痛

724
00:56:52,917 --> 00:56:54,258
哪吒

725
00:56:56,167 --> 00:56:57,666
李大人

726
00:56:57,667 --> 00:56:59,291
哪吒燒毀村莊

727
00:56:59,292 --> 00:57:02,124
綁架孩童 毆打村民

728
00:57:02,125 --> 00:57:04,957
您來給我們評評理

729
00:57:04,958 --> 00:57:08,258
讓你們再胡說八道

730
00:57:08,792 --> 00:57:10,258
吒兒 不可

731
00:57:19,375 --> 00:57:22,666
李大人 您務必將他關起來

732
00:57:22,667 --> 00:57:25,374
不能再放出來啊

733
00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:27,582
把他關起來 關到死為止

734
00:57:27,583 --> 00:57:30,758
李大人要給我們做主啊

735
00:57:50,083 --> 00:57:52,082
父王 師父

736
00:57:52,083 --> 00:57:55,416
今日功…功課如何

737
00:57:55,417 --> 00:57:58,874
弟子運轉了七輪小周天 四輪大周天

738
00:57:58,875 --> 00:58:01,582
新習得冰河飛泉和寒霜殘雪

739
00:58:01,583 --> 00:58:04,258
冰玉九天已練到了七重天

740
00:58:05,042 --> 00:58:09,457
另外 弟子在海邊還結交了一個朋友

741
00:58:09,458 --> 00:58:11,832
交…交朋友

742
00:58:11,833 --> 00:58:14,291
你可知你身份還不能暴露

743
00:58:14,292 --> 00:58:15,416
他雖是人族

744
00:58:15,417 --> 00:58:17,832
但並不在意我的身份還把我當朋友

745
00:58:17,833 --> 00:58:19,291
他是什麼人

746
00:58:19,292 --> 00:58:22,092
他叫哪吒

747
00:58:25,917 --> 00:58:28,624
冤家路窄…窄啊

748
00:58:28,625 --> 00:58:31,624
你居然碰上魔丸了

749
00:58:31,625 --> 00:58:32,541
難道

750
00:58:32,542 --> 00:58:35,508
哪吒 就是魔丸

751
00:58:36,250 --> 00:58:38,249
等了三年了

752
00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:40,499
天劫降臨之日

753
00:58:40,500 --> 00:58:43,207
魔丸會大開殺戒

754
00:58:43,208 --> 00:58:45,957
那就是你拯救陳塘關

755
00:58:45,958 --> 00:58:49,800
名正言順成為靈珠之時

756
00:58:50,250 --> 00:58:53,425
魔丸 真的是十惡不赦嗎

757
00:58:54,667 --> 00:58:57,133
上古時代

758
00:58:57,417 --> 00:59:02,258
我龍族曾是叱吒風雲的百鱗之長

759
00:59:02,833 --> 00:59:05,291
後來歸順天庭

760
00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:08,374
鎮壓了海中無數妖獸

761
00:59:08,375 --> 00:59:11,133
才得封龍王

762
00:59:11,833 --> 00:59:15,633
你可知這是什麼地方

763
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,207
龍宮啊

764
00:59:17,208 --> 00:59:21,008
這火山熔岩下鎮壓的

765
00:59:21,208 --> 00:59:27,550
全是當年我協助天庭擊敗的海底妖獸

766
00:59:29,917 --> 00:59:33,166
呵呵 美其名曰是龍宮

767
00:59:33,167 --> 00:59:38,425
其實是天牢啊

768
00:59:39,417 --> 00:59:42,624
我們如果離開這裡

769
00:59:42,625 --> 00:59:48,050
失去神力鎮壓的妖獸都將脫獄而出

770
00:59:48,125 --> 00:59:52,758
我們是半步都離不開啊

771
00:59:53,667 --> 00:59:57,832
龍畢竟是妖獸出生

772
00:59:57,833 --> 01:00:01,717
哪能得到天庭的信任

773
01:00:01,792 --> 01:00:04,332
龍王這個官職

774
01:00:04,333 --> 01:00:07,707
鎮住的不僅是海底妖獸

775
01:00:07,708 --> 01:00:14,300
我們龍族也被永遠禁錮在了天牢裡

776
01:00:15,417 --> 01:00:16,925
兒啊

777
01:00:17,125 --> 01:00:22,675
靈珠是龍族等待千年的機會

778
01:00:23,833 --> 01:00:25,124
再過一年

779
01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:28,416
我就能徹底煉去你頭上的龍角

780
01:00:28,417 --> 01:00:31,717
隱藏你龍族的身…身份

781
01:00:31,875 --> 01:00:36,582
你只有在封神大戰中建功立業

782
01:00:36,583 --> 01:00:38,582
封神登天

783
01:00:38,583 --> 01:00:43,592
才有機會將龍族 帶離這海底煉獄

784
01:00:44,083 --> 01:00:48,633
你的成敗關乎全族命運

785
01:00:48,708 --> 01:00:53,175
切莫被假象蒙蔽了心智

786
01:00:59,583 --> 01:01:01,717
我是小妖怪

787
01:01:01,792 --> 01:01:04,175
逍遙又自在

788
01:01:04,542 --> 01:01:06,842
殺人不眨眼

789
01:01:07,125 --> 01:01:09,383
吃人不放鹽

790
01:01:09,583 --> 01:01:12,258
一口七八個

791
01:01:12,458 --> 01:01:14,717
肚子要撐破

792
01:01:14,875 --> 01:01:17,541
茅房去拉屎

793
01:01:17,542 --> 01:01:20,425
想起忘帶紙

794
01:01:25,417 --> 01:01:28,842
少爺 你三天沒吃飯了

795
01:01:37,750 --> 01:01:40,749
吒兒 你要鬧到什麼時候啊

796
01:01:40,750 --> 01:01:42,124
別煩我

797
01:01:42,125 --> 01:01:44,342
讓我一個人安靜地死去

798
01:01:44,667 --> 01:01:46,874
生活你全是淚

799
01:01:46,875 --> 01:01:47,874
你不是最喜歡踢毽子嗎

800
01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:48,916
沒死就得活受罪

801
01:01:48,917 --> 01:01:50,332
娘來陪你踢毽子呀

802
01:01:50,333 --> 01:01:51,999
越是折騰越倒霉

803
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,166
師父最近在山河社稷圖裡設計了個新項目

804
01:01:54,167 --> 01:01:55,707
越有追求越悲催　　叫雲霄穿梭

805
01:01:55,708 --> 01:01:58,124
垂死掙扎你累不累　　來體驗下撒

806
01:01:58,125 --> 01:02:01,008
不如癱在床上睡

807
01:02:09,958 --> 01:02:12,916
吒兒 十天後就是你三歲生辰

808
01:02:12,917 --> 01:02:16,008
陳塘關的百姓都要來給你慶生喲

809
01:02:16,083 --> 01:02:17,300
啥

810
01:02:19,792 --> 01:02:22,041
他們盼著給我奔喪我信

811
01:02:22,042 --> 01:02:23,675
來給我慶生

812
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:30,291
海夜叉 身強力壯善水遁

813
01:02:30,292 --> 01:02:34,175
唾沫能石化活人 最是難纏

814
01:02:34,583 --> 01:02:36,957
上次的誤會已經解開了

815
01:02:36,958 --> 01:02:39,342
是你打跑了妖怪

816
01:02:40,250 --> 01:02:41,207
就是就是

817
01:02:41,208 --> 01:02:44,425
大家給你慶生是為了感謝你打敗了海夜叉

818
01:02:45,250 --> 01:02:48,300
對對對 都說名師出高徒

819
01:02:48,542 --> 01:02:50,592
那幫白痴才反應過來啊

820
01:02:50,750 --> 01:02:52,582
我都懶得搭理他們

821
01:02:52,583 --> 01:02:54,124
提前準備下哦

822
01:02:54,125 --> 01:02:55,300
煩

823
01:03:17,083 --> 01:03:19,342
你為何提起生辰宴

824
01:03:20,417 --> 01:03:22,842
自從你騙他是靈珠

825
01:03:23,083 --> 01:03:24,717
他快樂了兩年

826
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,957
最後的日子只要能讓他開心

827
01:03:26,958 --> 01:03:28,633
我就不在乎真假

828
01:03:28,750 --> 01:03:30,175
可是

829
01:03:30,208 --> 01:03:32,582
百姓都恨不得把哪吒關起來

830
01:03:32,583 --> 01:03:34,758
會來參加生辰宴

831
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,082
這事兒就交給我吧

832
01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:42,749
我看過 那時他手上殘留的黏液

833
01:03:42,750 --> 01:03:44,717
確實是夜叉的

834
01:03:44,833 --> 01:03:48,291
我會在生辰宴上還吒兒清白

835
01:03:48,292 --> 01:03:49,633
可是

836
01:03:49,792 --> 01:03:52,457
在陳塘關當了這些年總兵

837
01:03:52,458 --> 01:03:54,749
情面還是有些的

838
01:03:54,750 --> 01:03:58,258
我挨家挨戶磕頭也要把大家求來

839
01:03:58,375 --> 01:03:59,800
放心吧

840
01:04:22,583 --> 01:04:24,008
找我什麼事兒

841
01:04:25,375 --> 01:04:27,217
老是神出鬼沒的

842
01:04:28,083 --> 01:04:29,416
十天後是我生辰宴

843
01:04:29,417 --> 01:04:32,050
陳塘關所有人都會來給我慶生

844
01:04:33,417 --> 01:04:36,300
我怕你找不到 畫了張地圖

845
01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:40,092
李府很好找

846
01:04:40,250 --> 01:04:42,467
也是 你會來吧

847
01:04:42,667 --> 01:04:44,207
我　　我什麼我

848
01:04:44,208 --> 01:04:47,092
其他人不來都無所謂 就你不能不來

849
01:04:47,542 --> 01:04:48,332
為什麼

850
01:04:48,333 --> 01:04:50,675
因為你是我唯一的朋友啊

851
01:04:54,417 --> 01:04:56,383
你也是我唯一的朋友

852
01:04:57,333 --> 01:04:59,175
你還有沒有什麼心願

853
01:04:59,292 --> 01:05:00,624
你救過我一命

854
01:05:00,625 --> 01:05:03,874
我竭盡所能也會替你完成

855
01:05:03,875 --> 01:05:05,217
心願

856
01:05:06,417 --> 01:05:08,925
心願就是你來參加我的生辰宴

857
01:05:10,458 --> 01:05:11,541
好

858
01:05:11,542 --> 01:05:13,425
一言為定 我等你哦

859
01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:21,082
別忘了哦

860
01:05:21,083 --> 01:05:22,508
知道了

861
01:05:29,250 --> 01:05:31,633
“請柬”

862
01:05:37,417 --> 01:05:38,842
敖丙

863
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,675
該出發了

864
01:05:41,917 --> 01:05:43,300
且慢

865
01:05:50,708 --> 01:05:51,883
父王

866
01:05:59,625 --> 01:06:01,175
父王 您這是

867
01:06:27,958 --> 01:06:29,342
兒啊

868
01:06:29,625 --> 01:06:31,457
全體龍族

869
01:06:31,458 --> 01:06:35,842
已將身上最硬的龍鱗給了你

870
01:06:35,958 --> 01:06:39,758
這萬龍甲堅不可摧

871
01:06:39,958 --> 01:06:42,592
就靠你啦

872
01:07:02,958 --> 01:07:05,874
別苦著臉 笑起來

873
01:07:05,875 --> 01:07:07,383
笑

874
01:07:11,458 --> 01:07:13,467
你們奏哀樂呀

875
01:07:19,792 --> 01:07:22,041
李大人叫我們什麼時候出去啊

876
01:07:22,042 --> 01:07:23,166
等信號

877
01:07:23,167 --> 01:07:24,425
哦

878
01:07:30,917 --> 01:07:32,874
還是加個披風氣派

879
01:07:32,875 --> 01:07:34,175
帥

880
01:07:36,167 --> 01:07:38,749
當…當塊裹屍布正好

881
01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:39,925
誰

882
01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:43,175
我…我是你師

883
01:07:43,292 --> 01:07:45,050
哪兒來的妖怪

884
01:07:45,792 --> 01:07:47,550
停 停 停

885
01:07:47,958 --> 01:07:50,425
我…我是你師叔

886
01:07:51,417 --> 01:07:53,332
你叫那個申什麼來著

887
01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:55,332
申公…公……

888
01:07:55,333 --> 01:07:57,217
申公公你來幹嘛

889
01:07:57,500 --> 01:08:00,425
是申公…公豹

890
01:08:00,458 --> 01:08:03,916
我是來告訴你真實的身世的

891
01:08:03,917 --> 01:08:05,342
我的身世

892
01:08:07,333 --> 01:08:09,499
事到如今

893
01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:12,883
你還被蒙在鼓裡呢

894
01:08:17,375 --> 01:08:20,883
有請小壽星

895
01:08:32,417 --> 01:08:33,758
小哥哥

896
01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:42,999
徒兒啊 今天是你的生辰

897
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,800
猜為師給你備了什麼禮物啊

898
01:08:58,500 --> 01:09:01,342
火尖槍 混天綾

899
01:09:01,875 --> 01:09:04,175
為師今天就傳給你

900
01:09:04,542 --> 01:09:06,175
還有重禮哦

901
01:09:09,292 --> 01:09:11,967
從今後它就是你的坐騎了

902
01:09:12,458 --> 01:09:14,550
來 摸一下

903
01:09:25,875 --> 01:09:27,999
這可是我最愛的寶貝

904
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:31,832
它能根據主人的特質 變成不同的坐騎

905
01:09:31,833 --> 01:09:34,758
在你那兒它就變風火輪了

906
01:09:36,708 --> 01:09:40,008
那在你那兒咋就是頭豬呢

907
01:09:49,458 --> 01:09:51,967
臭小子 轉眼就三年

908
01:09:52,167 --> 01:09:55,374
想當初你還是娘肚子裡一顆紅燒獅子頭

909
01:09:55,375 --> 01:09:58,633
現在都長成有鼻子有眼的帥小伙了

910
01:10:00,708 --> 01:10:03,092
娘真想看著你長大

911
01:10:09,250 --> 01:10:11,967
大喜的日子你說這些幹嘛

912
01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:15,749
爹送你個平安符

913
01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:16,791
保佑你平平安安

914
01:10:16,792 --> 01:10:18,916
爹一直對你很嚴

915
01:10:18,917 --> 01:10:22,717
知道你心裡有氣 但爹也沒別的辦法

916
01:10:23,250 --> 01:10:26,166
兒啊 你今後路還很長

917
01:10:26,167 --> 01:10:27,791
別在意別人的看法

918
01:10:27,792 --> 01:10:30,758
你是誰只有你自己說了才算

919
01:10:31,667 --> 01:10:33,300
永遠不要放棄

920
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,291
今後

921
01:10:36,292 --> 01:10:38,374
我還有今後嗎

922
01:10:38,375 --> 01:10:40,666
吒兒你說什麼呢

923
01:10:40,667 --> 01:10:43,050
魔丸 天劫

924
01:10:43,292 --> 01:10:45,092
我什麼都知道了

925
01:10:46,917 --> 01:10:50,291
你騙我是靈珠 讓我在社稷圖中修煉

926
01:10:50,292 --> 01:10:52,207
其實就是為了把我關起來

927
01:10:52,208 --> 01:10:54,082
挨到我死為止

928
01:10:54,083 --> 01:10:56,166
好給這些白痴個交代

929
01:10:56,167 --> 01:10:59,467
好保全你總兵大人的名譽

930
01:11:00,625 --> 01:11:02,374
傻徒兒你發什麼病

931
01:11:02,375 --> 01:11:04,207
弄得神經兮兮的

932
01:11:04,208 --> 01:11:06,291
來來來 宴席開始

933
01:11:06,292 --> 01:11:08,675
隨便吃隨便喝

934
01:11:09,625 --> 01:11:11,457
不敢承認是吧

935
01:11:11,458 --> 01:11:14,416
好 看你們裝到什麼時候

936
01:11:14,417 --> 01:11:17,957
日月同生 千靈重元

937
01:11:17,958 --> 01:11:20,791
天地無量乾坤圈　　哪個教你的咒語

938
01:11:20,792 --> 01:11:23,592
急急如律令

939
01:11:49,625 --> 01:11:51,175
快跑啊

940
01:11:55,042 --> 01:11:59,092
妖怪 我跟你拼了

941
01:12:35,500 --> 01:12:37,041
吒兒 你瘋啦

942
01:12:37,042 --> 01:12:38,624
入魔了沒有意識

943
01:12:38,625 --> 01:12:40,957
要乾坤圈才能讓他恢復

944
01:12:40,958 --> 01:12:42,300
快找

945
01:12:45,833 --> 01:12:47,508
白…白費力氣

946
01:12:47,583 --> 01:12:50,582
乾…乾坤圈我收了

947
01:12:50,583 --> 01:12:54,800
只有天劫能摧…摧毀魔丸

948
01:12:55,042 --> 01:12:57,999
等哪吒殺了太乙和父母

949
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:02,041
你就下去拖住他 拖到天劫降臨

950
01:13:02,042 --> 01:13:06,082
百姓自會奉你為救…救世主

951
01:13:06,083 --> 01:13:12,217
從此你就可以光…光明正大建功立業

952
01:13:13,958 --> 01:13:17,883
太乙和李靖夫婦 未免太無辜

953
01:13:18,625 --> 01:13:20,416
而且 若不取掉乾坤圈

954
01:13:20,417 --> 01:13:22,124
哪吒也並非十惡不赦

955
01:13:22,125 --> 01:13:24,374
你管他是善是惡

956
01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:27,207
天雷來了他都是個死

957
01:13:27,208 --> 01:13:30,999
太…太乙和李靖夫婦不死

958
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:34,175
我又怎麼跟天尊圓謊

959
01:13:39,250 --> 01:13:42,124
在元始天尊的弟子中

960
01:13:42,125 --> 01:13:45,050
我可算是最勤勉的了

961
01:13:45,375 --> 01:13:47,749
百年來我刻苦修煉

962
01:13:47,750 --> 01:13:50,041
不曾有一絲懈怠

963
01:13:50,042 --> 01:13:53,550
但從未得到師尊重用

964
01:13:53,750 --> 01:13:57,133
你…你可知是為何

965
01:13:57,458 --> 01:13:59,050
弟子不知

966
01:13:59,167 --> 01:14:02,249
就因為我是豹子精修煉成人

967
01:14:02,250 --> 01:14:05,967
是師門中唯一的異類

968
01:14:07,208 --> 01:14:10,832
跟你一樣我也是妖族

969
01:14:10,833 --> 01:14:14,749
人心中的成見是一座大山

970
01:14:14,750 --> 01:14:18,749
任你怎麼努力都休想搬動

971
01:14:18,750 --> 01:14:24,467
一生中能改變命運的機會可不多呀

972
01:14:25,125 --> 01:14:27,883
師父 哪吒救過我一命

973
01:14:27,958 --> 01:14:29,508
雖然我救不了他

974
01:14:29,667 --> 01:14:32,249
但還請准我救了他父母師長

975
01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:33,967
還了這個情

976
01:14:34,792 --> 01:14:36,050
好

977
01:14:37,458 --> 01:14:39,041
那你去…

978
01:14:39,042 --> 01:14:41,541
去…

979
01:14:41,542 --> 01:14:43,633
去了就別回來了

980
01:14:43,833 --> 01:14:47,092
別怪我沒警告…告過你

981
01:14:47,292 --> 01:14:50,092
你身份一旦暴露

982
01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:55,967
那時死的可就不止四個人了

983
01:14:57,292 --> 01:14:59,092
人…人呢

984
01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:04,842
糟了

985
01:15:39,417 --> 01:15:41,592
吒兒 他是你爹啊

986
01:15:58,750 --> 01:16:00,425
好帥啊

987
01:16:27,458 --> 01:16:29,416
外…外面好熱鬧啊

988
01:16:29,417 --> 01:16:30,957
還不能出去嗎

989
01:16:30,958 --> 01:16:32,967
慌…慌啥 等信號

990
01:16:58,542 --> 01:16:59,883
快用乾坤圈

991
01:17:00,125 --> 01:17:01,874
日月同生 千靈重元

992
01:17:01,875 --> 01:17:04,258
天地無量乾坤圈 急急如律令

993
01:17:15,458 --> 01:17:16,633
收

994
01:17:27,250 --> 01:17:28,383
吒兒

995
01:17:28,625 --> 01:17:29,842
吒兒

996
01:17:32,375 --> 01:17:35,008
兒啊 你怎麼樣啦

997
01:17:44,833 --> 01:17:46,092
吒兒

998
01:17:58,167 --> 01:17:59,550
道友留步

999
01:17:59,750 --> 01:18:01,624
多謝道友出手相助

1000
01:18:01,625 --> 01:18:02,999
敢問尊姓大名

1001
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:05,082
區區姓名 不足掛齒

1002
01:18:05,083 --> 01:18:07,957
李某人還得敬您一杯 以表謝意

1003
01:18:07,958 --> 01:18:10,842
在下有要事在身 不便多留

1004
01:18:11,792 --> 01:18:13,541
抱歉 我幫您擦擦

1005
01:18:13,542 --> 01:18:14,675
不必

1006
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:22,249
龍族

1007
01:18:22,250 --> 01:18:24,666
不是早被天庭鎮壓在東海海底嗎

1008
01:18:24,667 --> 01:18:26,050
怎麼又出來了

1009
01:18:26,417 --> 01:18:29,457
剛見到你我就發覺氣息很熟悉

1010
01:18:29,458 --> 01:18:32,707
看到你額頭的印記我就更確定了

1011
01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:33,874
靈珠印記

1012
01:18:33,875 --> 01:18:36,092
原來是龍族偷了靈珠

1013
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,749
跑得了和尚跑不了廟

1014
01:18:39,750 --> 01:18:42,249
我要稟明天尊 上報天庭

1015
01:18:42,250 --> 01:18:44,050
揭露龍族的罪行

1016
01:18:44,792 --> 01:18:47,916
妖就是妖 狗改不了吃屎

1017
01:18:47,917 --> 01:18:49,999
原來是龍族為非作歹

1018
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:52,550
當初天庭就不該給它們留活路

1019
01:18:56,458 --> 01:18:58,541
你看這事兒鬧得

1020
01:18:58,542 --> 01:18:59,842
師弟

1021
01:18:59,875 --> 01:19:04,092
本來吧 死四個人就解決的問題

1022
01:19:04,125 --> 01:19:05,457
這下可好

1023
01:19:05,458 --> 01:19:07,457
全知道了

1024
01:19:07,458 --> 01:19:10,374
在場的一個都活…活不了

1025
01:19:10,375 --> 01:19:12,416
這事和你也有關

1026
01:19:12,417 --> 01:19:15,717
事到如今我也不瞞你了

1027
01:19:15,875 --> 01:19:18,791
靈珠 我拿的

1028
01:19:18,792 --> 01:19:21,582
敖丙 我徒弟

1029
01:19:21,583 --> 01:19:23,874
你 你瘋了

1030
01:19:23,875 --> 01:19:26,217
你就不怕天尊責罰

1031
01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:29,541
有什麼好怕的

1032
01:19:29,542 --> 01:19:33,883
你們死光了不就沒人告…告狀了嗎

1033
01:19:34,167 --> 01:19:37,457
徒兒 事到如今

1034
01:19:37,458 --> 01:19:39,633
如之奈何

1035
01:19:39,708 --> 01:19:44,758
龍族的存亡 就在你一念之間

1036
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:54,874
兒啊 靈珠是龍族等待千年的機會

1037
01:19:54,875 --> 01:19:58,842
光復全族靠你了

1038
01:20:20,458 --> 01:20:21,800
他要幹什麼

1039
01:20:52,583 --> 01:20:54,842
他想把陳塘關活埋了

1040
01:21:50,042 --> 01:21:52,374
陳塘關已經過了許久了

1041
01:21:52,375 --> 01:21:53,916
我們還是早點回去

1042
01:21:53,917 --> 01:21:56,675
看能不能再為孩子做點什麼吧

1043
01:22:01,083 --> 01:22:03,300
怎麼剛來沒多久又要走啊

1044
01:22:03,625 --> 01:22:06,342
多陪哥聊聊天啊　　現在沒空理你

1045
01:22:07,708 --> 01:22:09,332
天劫咒解是解不了

1046
01:22:09,333 --> 01:22:11,082
但有其他方法呀

1047
01:22:11,083 --> 01:22:14,124
可以用移花接木之法

1048
01:22:14,125 --> 01:22:17,050
他一朵雲懂個屁 他只會吹牛

1049
01:22:18,375 --> 01:22:20,124
拜師時間我早你幾百年

1050
01:22:20,125 --> 01:22:21,166
算你師兄了

1051
01:22:21,167 --> 01:22:22,499
你不懂的我都懂

1052
01:22:22,500 --> 01:22:24,874
偏要讓你瞧瞧我的本事

1053
01:22:24,875 --> 01:22:26,758
小雲雲

1054
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:29,166
這兩張叫換命符

1055
01:22:29,167 --> 01:22:31,624
找個願意為中咒之人犧牲的血親

1056
01:22:31,625 --> 01:22:34,457
天劫時一張放在中咒人身上

1057
01:22:34,458 --> 01:22:36,582
一張放在血親身上

1058
01:22:36,583 --> 01:22:39,300
天雷就會移到血親身上

1059
01:22:53,458 --> 01:22:55,207
李大人你這是幹什麼

1060
01:22:55,208 --> 01:22:57,707
我已決定用我一命換哪吒一命

1061
01:22:57,708 --> 01:22:59,457
還請仙長替我保密

1062
01:22:59,458 --> 01:23:02,175
別讓夫人知曉此事

1063
01:23:02,625 --> 01:23:06,707
大人啊 你救得了哪吒一時救不了一世

1064
01:23:06,708 --> 01:23:08,499
魔丸將來為禍人間

1065
01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:11,499
天尊出關後一樣不會放過他

1066
01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:12,541
魔丸是啥玩意兒

1067
01:23:12,542 --> 01:23:16,249
我會用剩下的兩年時間將哪吒引入正道

1068
01:23:16,250 --> 01:23:18,050
讓他被世人認可

1069
01:23:18,167 --> 01:23:19,082
不可以不可以

1070
01:23:19,083 --> 01:23:20,291
仙長如若不允

1071
01:23:20,292 --> 01:23:23,791
天劫時我便與哪吒同生死共進退

1072
01:23:23,792 --> 01:23:25,925
這 這怎麼行嘛

1073
01:23:26,292 --> 01:23:28,383
哪吒是你什麼人啊

1074
01:23:29,083 --> 01:23:30,675
他是我兒

1075
01:24:08,167 --> 01:24:09,342
住手

1076
01:24:16,208 --> 01:24:18,508
好厲害的寶甲　　攻他頭部

1077
01:24:59,375 --> 01:25:00,800
敖丙

1078
01:25:01,417 --> 01:25:03,133
別跟他廢話

1079
01:25:03,583 --> 01:25:05,374
申公公 你怎麼也在這兒

1080
01:25:05,375 --> 01:25:07,633
是申公豹

1081
01:25:08,292 --> 01:25:09,999
是申公豹盜了靈珠

1082
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:11,457
投胎到了敖丙身上

1083
01:25:11,458 --> 01:25:14,300
他想把陳塘關都活埋了

1084
01:25:21,208 --> 01:25:22,467
住手

1085
01:25:46,875 --> 01:25:48,666
你力量被乾坤圈鎖了大半

1086
01:25:48,667 --> 01:25:49,957
你打不過我的

1087
01:25:49,958 --> 01:25:52,717
少廢話 有我在你就別想搗亂

1088
01:26:04,292 --> 01:26:05,467
別逼我

1089
01:26:08,583 --> 01:26:10,300
打不到 打不到

1090
01:26:10,458 --> 01:26:12,925
好 讓你無處可逃

1091
01:26:17,417 --> 01:26:19,092
逆…逆徒快住手

1092
01:26:23,042 --> 01:26:24,258
弟子該死

1093
01:26:24,625 --> 01:26:25,967
哪吒

1094
01:26:31,875 --> 01:26:34,374
啥衣服 火尖槍都捅不破

1095
01:26:34,375 --> 01:26:35,675
變身術

1096
01:26:39,292 --> 01:26:41,467
來抓我呀 來呀

1097
01:26:42,625 --> 01:26:45,092
魔頭 我與你勢不兩立

1098
01:26:58,625 --> 01:27:00,166
師弟你不要太過分

1099
01:27:00,167 --> 01:27:01,832
我是你師兄才讓著你的

1100
01:27:01,833 --> 01:27:04,041
你哪點比我強

1101
01:27:04,042 --> 01:27:07,675
我才是十二金仙的最佳人選

1102
01:27:12,708 --> 01:27:13,666
好哇

1103
01:27:13,667 --> 01:27:16,666
師父連山河社稷圖都給了你

1104
01:27:16,667 --> 01:27:18,842
你還不快快束手就擒

1105
01:27:19,292 --> 01:27:21,957
法寶雖好 還要看誰用

1106
01:27:21,958 --> 01:27:23,300
看招

1107
01:27:33,708 --> 01:27:34,925
別跑

1108
01:27:54,250 --> 01:27:55,592
逮到你了

1109
01:27:56,583 --> 01:27:58,749
逆…逆徒我是你師父

1110
01:27:58,750 --> 01:28:01,883
閉嘴 知不知道什麼叫細節決定成敗

1111
01:28:05,417 --> 01:28:07,633
徒弟 我來助你

1112
01:28:12,708 --> 01:28:14,217
讓你再捅

1113
01:28:17,333 --> 01:28:19,175
徒兒好身手

1114
01:28:19,292 --> 01:28:20,842
師父過譽了

1115
01:28:24,542 --> 01:28:26,633
這是給你的獎勵

1116
01:28:32,667 --> 01:28:34,008
師父

1117
01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:36,967
沒費功夫

1118
01:28:49,333 --> 01:28:50,633
不好

1119
01:29:03,542 --> 01:29:04,582
你到底是誰

1120
01:29:04,583 --> 01:29:06,508
我…我是你師父

1121
01:29:12,125 --> 01:29:14,133
師父 我是哪吒

1122
01:29:15,583 --> 01:29:17,967
是你啊 我們快出去

1123
01:29:21,042 --> 01:29:22,541
只有那枝筆才出得去

1124
01:29:22,542 --> 01:29:23,675
搶

1125
01:30:14,833 --> 01:30:16,592
徒兒 取筆

1126
01:30:26,875 --> 01:30:29,092
徒兒 我來助你取筆

1127
01:30:33,333 --> 01:30:36,374
看你肚裡還有多少儲備

1128
01:30:36,375 --> 01:30:39,883
我的彈藥可是取…取之不盡

1129
01:30:44,583 --> 01:30:46,383
我還剩一點點

1130
01:30:51,708 --> 01:30:53,008
看我的

1131
01:31:08,333 --> 01:31:10,499
你會不會畫啊傻徒兒

1132
01:31:10,500 --> 01:31:12,633
你試試用腳畫有多難

1133
01:32:06,500 --> 01:32:09,008
吒兒　　吒兒

1134
01:32:50,083 --> 01:32:53,416
日月同生 千靈重元

1135
01:32:53,417 --> 01:32:57,925
天地無量乾坤圈 急急如律令

1136
01:32:58,167 --> 01:33:01,008
不能全開 會失去意識

1137
01:33:56,500 --> 01:33:57,832
別掙扎了

1138
01:33:57,833 --> 01:33:59,541
你生來就是魔丸

1139
01:33:59,542 --> 01:34:01,300
這是命中注定

1140
01:34:02,042 --> 01:34:03,883
去你個鳥命

1141
01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:06,166
我命由我不由天

1142
01:34:06,167 --> 01:34:07,999
是魔是仙

1143
01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:11,383
我自己說了才算

1144
01:35:28,583 --> 01:35:30,175
為何不刺

1145
01:35:30,208 --> 01:35:31,633
我說過

1146
01:35:32,583 --> 01:35:34,383
你是我唯一的朋友

1147
01:35:44,375 --> 01:35:46,425
看來我的時間到了

1148
01:35:47,542 --> 01:35:48,800
你走吧

1149
01:35:49,417 --> 01:35:50,582
你就不怕我以後

1150
01:35:50,583 --> 01:35:52,291
你到底是不是靈珠

1151
01:35:52,292 --> 01:35:54,666
我一個魔丸都活得比你像個人樣

1152
01:35:54,667 --> 01:35:56,374
你敢再慫些嗎

1153
01:35:56,375 --> 01:35:57,791
我是妖族

1154
01:35:57,792 --> 01:36:00,207
出生那一刻命就定了

1155
01:36:00,208 --> 01:36:01,291
放屁

1156
01:36:01,292 --> 01:36:03,041
別人的看法都是狗屁

1157
01:36:03,042 --> 01:36:05,207
你是誰只有你自己說了才算

1158
01:36:05,208 --> 01:36:07,508
這是爹教我的道理

1159
01:36:08,042 --> 01:36:11,675
若命運不公 就和它鬥到底

1160
01:36:16,292 --> 01:36:17,467
吒兒

1161
01:36:20,167 --> 01:36:22,133
吒兒 你幹嘛

1162
01:36:30,333 --> 01:36:32,249
我自己的命自己扛

1163
01:36:32,250 --> 01:36:33,883
不連累別人

1164
01:36:34,083 --> 01:36:36,258
不 吒兒 不要

1165
01:36:45,125 --> 01:36:46,883
也沒啥大不了的

1166
01:36:47,417 --> 01:36:49,383
三年短是短了點

1167
01:36:49,667 --> 01:36:51,883
不過我也玩得挺開心的

1168
01:36:56,958 --> 01:36:58,508
唯一遺憾的

1169
01:36:58,917 --> 01:37:01,550
是還沒和您踢過毽子

1170
01:37:10,167 --> 01:37:13,092
今天是我生辰宴 都不准哭哦

1171
01:37:19,583 --> 01:37:21,133
又丟人了

1172
01:37:33,208 --> 01:37:35,758
爹 娘

1173
01:37:40,917 --> 01:37:42,342
謝謝你們

1174
01:38:03,458 --> 01:38:06,300
吒兒

1175
01:38:07,125 --> 01:38:09,467
吒兒

1176
01:38:12,292 --> 01:38:17,008
吒兒

1177
01:38:41,417 --> 01:38:43,166
你找死啊

1178
01:38:43,167 --> 01:38:44,967
敖丙你瘋啦

1179
01:38:45,333 --> 01:38:48,050
萬龍甲

1180
01:39:11,375 --> 01:39:14,717
白痴 全完了

1181
01:39:14,792 --> 01:39:19,342
師兄 我們來日方長

1182
01:39:20,375 --> 01:39:24,291
白白搭上一條命 你傻不傻

1183
01:39:24,292 --> 01:39:26,967
不傻 誰和你做朋友

1184
01:40:16,167 --> 01:40:18,332
混元珠有吞噬天地靈氣的能力

1185
01:40:18,333 --> 01:40:21,592
沒想到靈珠和魔丸合體之後有如此功效

1186
01:40:28,375 --> 01:40:32,008
吞不下啦 身體快炸啦

1187
01:40:37,333 --> 01:40:38,800
吞不下

1188
01:40:39,417 --> 01:40:41,332
就還給它

1189
01:40:41,333 --> 01:40:42,717
好

1190
01:40:53,750 --> 01:40:56,508
頂不住啦

1191
01:41:00,125 --> 01:41:03,550
吒兒 吒兒

1192
01:41:04,083 --> 01:41:07,092
他們居然能扛到現在

1193
01:41:10,458 --> 01:41:12,050
不曉得加上我

1194
01:41:12,792 --> 01:41:14,425
頂不頂得住

1195
01:41:24,333 --> 01:41:25,758
開

1196
01:41:47,417 --> 01:41:49,883
吒兒

1197
01:42:12,625 --> 01:42:15,207
怎麼會這樣　　哈 我還沒死

1198
01:42:15,208 --> 01:42:17,592
錯 你們都死了

1199
01:42:20,125 --> 01:42:22,874
七色寶蓮保不住你們的肉身

1200
01:42:22,875 --> 01:42:24,916
不過好歹保住了魂魄

1201
01:42:24,917 --> 01:42:29,166
可憐我才是三花聚頂都被天雷削掉了

1202
01:42:29,167 --> 01:42:32,883
損了我幾百年的道行

1203
01:42:32,917 --> 01:42:35,008
臭小子

1204
01:42:35,208 --> 01:42:38,342
嚇死老娘了

1205
01:43:01,750 --> 01:43:06,508
如果你問我人能否改變自己的命運

1206
01:43:06,958 --> 01:43:09,550
嗯 我也不知道

1207
01:43:10,000 --> 01:43:11,633
但我知道

1208
01:43:11,875 --> 01:43:13,508
不認命

1209
01:43:14,083 --> 01:43:16,258
就是哪吒的命

1210
01:43:51,750 --> 01:43:54,916
還…還不能出去嗎

1211
01:43:54,917 --> 01:43:57,041
還沒收到信號

1212
01:43:57,042 --> 01:44:00,217
信…信號是什麼呀

1213
01:44:01,000 --> 01:44:02,175
對啊

1214
01:44:02,417 --> 01:44:03,800
信號是啥來著

1215
01:44:09,208 --> 01:44:12,342
“都給我站住！後面還有彩蛋！”

1216
01:45:30,458 --> 01:45:32,967
我兒敖丙

1217
01:45:33,958 --> 01:45:38,258
龍族千年等待的機會

1218
01:45:39,083 --> 01:45:43,467
我要讓陳塘關血債血償

1219
01:45:48,583 --> 01:45:51,133
再吼大聲點

1220
01:45:51,667 --> 01:45:56,425
你再吼大聲點說不定把仇人都吼死了

1221
01:45:58,125 --> 01:46:02,133
出不了這天牢 你擺個啥威風

1222
01:46:05,417 --> 01:46:07,925
有興趣做個交易嗎

1223
01:46:08,333 --> 01:46:10,675
大哥

1224
01:46:15,958 --> 01:46:18,842
“我看你們哪個敢走！”
“後面還還有彩蛋！！”

1225
01:49:21,208 --> 01:49:23,258
姜子牙

1226
01:49:27,167 --> 01:49:29,008
你可知罪

1227
01:49:30,292 --> 01:49:33,416
“姜子牙”

1228
01:49:33,417 --> 01:49:36,800
“2020 一戰封神”