1 00:00:17,008 --> 00:00:19,344 [upbeat music playing] 2 00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:24,382 [exhales heavily] 3 00:00:25,850 --> 00:00:26,885 [squeaks] 4 00:00:28,953 --> 00:00:32,090 Feels good to provide a meal for the Switzers, don't it boys? 5 00:00:32,590 --> 00:00:35,126 They provided it, Freddy. We're just cookin' it. 6 00:00:35,593 --> 00:00:38,029 It's just nice to all be together. 7 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,001 Ow! Goddamnit! 8 00:00:43,234 --> 00:00:45,637 One dumbshit's hand, burnt to a crisp! 9 00:00:45,970 --> 00:00:47,405 Put it out! Put it out! 10 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,376 -[screams] -[laughs] 11 00:00:51,576 --> 00:00:52,744 He's high as fuck. 12 00:00:52,777 --> 00:00:55,380 [laughs] Oops. 13 00:00:55,814 --> 00:00:57,782 What the fuck! Where did that come from? 14 00:00:58,316 --> 00:01:00,652 Surprise, surprise, motherfuckas. 15 00:01:01,553 --> 00:01:03,621 Man who raps! Two-Ton! 16 00:01:03,655 --> 00:01:07,425 Phineas, it's starting to brick. Maybe we should go inside. 17 00:01:07,459 --> 00:01:10,862 Schoolboy Q, we thought you drowned when we sunk your yacht, 18 00:01:10,895 --> 00:01:12,464 the Lucky Motherfucker. [chuckles] 19 00:01:12,831 --> 00:01:14,432 You ain't that lucky, motherfucker. 20 00:01:14,466 --> 00:01:16,534 If you're here for dinner, there's not enough. 21 00:01:16,801 --> 00:01:18,470 That wasn't a fat joke, but it coulda been. 22 00:01:18,837 --> 00:01:20,905 It's hurtful, nevertheless. 23 00:01:20,939 --> 00:01:23,174 You wrecked my golf cart and sank my yacht. 24 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,677 Bruh, I'm here to kill you Freaks. 25 00:01:25,910 --> 00:01:27,779 Two-Ton, gimme my sawed-off, bruh. 26 00:01:27,812 --> 00:01:29,914 I didn't bring the shotgun, Q. 27 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:34,152 I brought the brick. The brick was my responsibility. 28 00:01:34,185 --> 00:01:37,889 Oh, my-- Fine, man. Then I'll kill them with this. 29 00:01:38,957 --> 00:01:39,958 [Noah] Hi-ya! 30 00:01:40,525 --> 00:01:44,829 Check it out! I e-Buyed this rare 18th century katana 31 00:01:44,863 --> 00:01:45,930 for my collection. 32 00:01:45,964 --> 00:01:48,099 [pants] 33 00:01:48,333 --> 00:01:50,201 -Oh! [screams] -Whoa! 34 00:01:51,636 --> 00:01:53,037 Damn, y'all got muscle now? 35 00:01:53,505 --> 00:01:55,640 Oh, good evening, gentlemen. 36 00:01:55,673 --> 00:01:57,041 New friends of yours from the job fair? 37 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:58,943 [grunts] 38 00:01:59,210 --> 00:02:01,112 Y'all lucky you all got that samurai here. 39 00:02:01,546 --> 00:02:03,715 But ain't nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. 40 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,183 I'mma end you bitches. 41 00:02:07,552 --> 00:02:09,020 -We out Two-Ton. -[laughs] 42 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:13,158 Boy, does this guy hold a grudge or what? 43 00:02:13,391 --> 00:02:15,693 [laughs] All right, let's eat before he comes back 44 00:02:15,727 --> 00:02:16,795 and kills us. 45 00:02:16,828 --> 00:02:17,996 [them music playing] 46 00:02:18,029 --> 00:02:20,098 ♪ Brother, hmm 47 00:02:20,365 --> 00:02:22,967 ♪ Three brothers puffin' ♪ 48 00:02:23,001 --> 00:02:26,805 ♪ And we just woke up In year 2020 ♪ 49 00:02:26,838 --> 00:02:28,973 ♪ Roll another J And forget the day ♪ 50 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,743 ♪ Roll another J And get high ♪ 51 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:34,979 ♪ Roll another J And forget the day ♪ 52 00:02:35,013 --> 00:02:37,215 ♪ Me and my brothers Getting fried ♪ 53 00:02:37,248 --> 00:02:39,117 ♪ The Freak Brothers 54 00:02:39,150 --> 00:02:40,485 [inhales] 55 00:02:44,055 --> 00:02:44,956 You heard the rapper. 56 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,592 We can't run, we can't hide. 57 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:49,194 We should run to Canada and hide there. 58 00:02:49,227 --> 00:02:53,164 He'd find us eventually. Plus, I don't wanna leave. 59 00:02:53,498 --> 00:02:56,601 -Who wants salad? -Is that my beach hat? 60 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:58,036 What happened to the salad bowl? 61 00:02:58,069 --> 00:02:59,871 I'm saving it to wear to the beach. 62 00:03:00,438 --> 00:03:02,907 Aw, this all looks delicious, boys! 63 00:03:02,941 --> 00:03:04,876 If you like your salad with broken glass 64 00:03:04,909 --> 00:03:07,278 and a shit ton of pepper, that's for you. 65 00:03:07,946 --> 00:03:11,783 Perhaps the culinary arts are not your calling. 66 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:14,319 Maybe stick to batting balls of yarn. 67 00:03:14,352 --> 00:03:15,887 -[chuckles] -[grunts, chuckles] 68 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:17,789 Whoops. Thought it was a ball of yarn. 69 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:18,890 Mom! Dad! 70 00:03:18,923 --> 00:03:20,992 Taylor Swift is gonna be at Colopalooza! 71 00:03:21,192 --> 00:03:24,662 Ya know, it's times like these I wish I spoke Chinese. 72 00:03:24,696 --> 00:03:25,897 What's Colopalooza? 73 00:03:26,197 --> 00:03:29,868 [scoffs] Only the greatest music festival in the world! 74 00:03:29,901 --> 00:03:31,603 With the best artists of today! 75 00:03:31,636 --> 00:03:32,370 [phone beeps] 76 00:03:32,403 --> 00:03:34,105 ♪ I wanna be afraid... ♪ 77 00:03:34,138 --> 00:03:35,173 Whoo! [screams] 78 00:03:35,506 --> 00:03:36,241 ♪ Don't wanna be safe ♪ 79 00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:38,643 ♪ Whatever it takes Just to feel... ♪ 80 00:03:38,676 --> 00:03:39,711 [farts] 81 00:03:39,744 --> 00:03:42,580 How you like my twerking, Chomsky? 82 00:03:43,081 --> 00:03:44,782 Inferior animal. 83 00:03:44,983 --> 00:03:46,951 Good Christ! Stop that god-awful caterwalin'! 84 00:03:46,985 --> 00:03:47,685 [music stops] 85 00:03:48,119 --> 00:03:50,989 Taylor Swift's the greatest musician there ever was. 86 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:53,791 Can I please go to Colopalooza? 87 00:03:53,825 --> 00:03:56,861 Camille, you're not old enough for a music festival. 88 00:03:57,061 --> 00:03:58,897 Ask us again in 20 years. 89 00:03:58,930 --> 00:04:01,633 There'll be acts for old people too. Look! 90 00:04:02,133 --> 00:04:04,335 [announcer] And new to our Hall of Legends, 91 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:09,908 Mr. Mojo Risin' himself, Jim Morrison! 92 00:04:10,275 --> 00:04:13,878 Wow. Jim Morrison looks like he's 25 years old. 93 00:04:14,112 --> 00:04:15,146 Yeah, that seems about right. 94 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:19,350 How long has he been part of this Palookaville festival? 95 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:22,353 The ad said "new" so they probably just added him. 96 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,655 Let me see that. 97 00:04:23,688 --> 00:04:26,291 So Jim Morrison is a "new arrival." 98 00:04:26,324 --> 00:04:28,860 He "just got here," is that what you're telling me? 99 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:32,130 -Yeah, I guess so, Phineas. -That's it! 100 00:04:32,330 --> 00:04:34,966 Franklin, Freddy, basement! 101 00:04:36,434 --> 00:04:39,203 Ow! There's fucking glass in here! 102 00:04:39,771 --> 00:04:42,807 [announcer] Mr. Mojo Risin' himself... 103 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:44,275 There's no other explanation. 104 00:04:44,309 --> 00:04:46,844 Jim Morrison time traveled to 2020! 105 00:04:46,878 --> 00:04:49,847 Then he must know how to get us back to 1969. 106 00:04:50,048 --> 00:04:50,782 Exactly. 107 00:04:51,182 --> 00:04:53,651 And that's the one place we can hide from Schoolboy. 108 00:04:53,851 --> 00:04:55,753 He'll never find us in the past! 109 00:04:55,787 --> 00:04:56,721 You mean we can go home? 110 00:04:56,754 --> 00:05:00,024 I'd get to see Kitty again! I miss her so. 111 00:05:00,224 --> 00:05:03,328 Uh, what the fuck? [chuckles] I'm right here. 112 00:05:03,361 --> 00:05:05,363 Hi, Kitty! I was just talking about you. 113 00:05:07,899 --> 00:05:10,268 Hey. Put your shoes on. Your feet stink. 114 00:05:10,301 --> 00:05:12,337 Well, since you traveled all this way. 115 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:14,973 -Ooh. -It's settled then. 116 00:05:15,373 --> 00:05:17,842 We go to the festival and ask Jim Morrison 117 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:19,711 how to get back to the late '60s. 118 00:05:19,744 --> 00:05:21,746 Yeah, I guess that's what we'll do. 119 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:23,414 Lemme guess, Franklin. 120 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,717 You're poutin' about leaving Gretchen. 121 00:05:25,917 --> 00:05:28,219 She's the best thing that's ever happened to me, man. 122 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:32,123 And you'll be the worst thing that's ever happened to her. 123 00:05:32,156 --> 00:05:36,160 As long as Schoolboy's after us, she's in danger. We gotta go. 124 00:05:36,194 --> 00:05:37,328 Well, that's settled. 125 00:05:37,362 --> 00:05:39,163 All right, let's see what everyone swiped 126 00:05:39,197 --> 00:05:40,198 from the dinner table. 127 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:44,969 Which one of you idiots got a corkscrew? 128 00:05:45,003 --> 00:05:46,270 [psychedelic music playing] 129 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:47,772 [crowd cheering] 130 00:05:48,006 --> 00:05:49,941 -[loud music playing] -[indistinct clamor] 131 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:52,443 [scoffs] You call this a music festival? 132 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,946 They have bathrooms and real medics. 133 00:05:54,979 --> 00:05:55,913 [heart monitor beeping] 134 00:05:56,247 --> 00:05:58,016 Crack your head open at Woodstock, 135 00:05:58,049 --> 00:06:01,019 Crazy Mary would just give you a hug and a tab of acid. 136 00:06:01,052 --> 00:06:02,487 It cured my broken finger! 137 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,822 And where are the Hell's Angels? 138 00:06:05,089 --> 00:06:07,325 They have actual security guards here. 139 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:12,430 Yeah, well, back in the day, I busted hippies and freaks 140 00:06:12,463 --> 00:06:13,898 from the Haight to the Tenderloin-- 141 00:06:13,931 --> 00:06:14,899 Hey, what are you doing? 142 00:06:14,932 --> 00:06:17,001 This is an exit, not an entrance. 143 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:19,437 Is that how you got the nickname Norbert the Narc? 144 00:06:19,470 --> 00:06:21,773 I gave myself that name! [chuckles] 145 00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:24,442 So people would treat me with respect. 146 00:06:24,642 --> 00:06:27,512 Uh, but a narc is like a tattletale. 147 00:06:27,545 --> 00:06:29,847 No, dude. Worse than a tattletale. 148 00:06:29,881 --> 00:06:32,917 -Like a dick. -[chuckles] No, dude. 149 00:06:32,950 --> 00:06:35,820 Worse than a dick! Like a fucking dick! 150 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:39,023 [chuckles] No, dude. Like a big fucking dick 151 00:06:39,057 --> 00:06:41,793 that nobody likes or wants to be around. 152 00:06:42,093 --> 00:06:45,363 Anyway, like I said, I busted them all. 153 00:06:45,763 --> 00:06:48,166 There was only one that got away. 154 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:53,237 Well, three, actually, but I count them as one. 155 00:06:53,271 --> 00:06:56,074 You add their three brains together and round up. 156 00:06:56,407 --> 00:06:59,143 My arch-nemenies. 157 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:01,345 [knocking on door] 158 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,513 [indistinct chatter] 159 00:07:03,014 --> 00:07:07,819 Howdy doo, fellow hippies. Any cool cats at home? 160 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:09,854 Just one moment, please. 161 00:07:10,788 --> 00:07:13,524 -It's Norbert the Narc! -Everyone, hide your shit! 162 00:07:14,025 --> 00:07:17,361 [indistinct clamor] 163 00:07:19,130 --> 00:07:21,933 Come right in, fellow hippie. 164 00:07:22,166 --> 00:07:25,403 Anybody got any of that sweet Mary Jane-wanna? 165 00:07:25,436 --> 00:07:26,337 [chuckles] 166 00:07:26,604 --> 00:07:29,407 Hey, the heck is wrong with your hat? 167 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:32,043 [hesitates] Ain't nothing wrong with-- 168 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:34,412 [screams] Get this thing off of me. 169 00:07:34,912 --> 00:07:39,484 Aha! Marijuana and marijuana paraphernalia! 170 00:07:39,784 --> 00:07:44,055 All you hippies are under arre-- [groans] 171 00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:46,491 Come on, Freddy! Let's book before he comes to! 172 00:07:46,524 --> 00:07:49,026 Hey, don't forget to draw a dick on his head! 173 00:07:49,794 --> 00:07:52,830 [Freddy] And don't forget the balls. [laughs] 174 00:07:52,864 --> 00:07:53,831 [laughing fades] 175 00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:56,801 Anyway, one day they just disappeared. 176 00:07:57,568 --> 00:08:00,004 -[gasps] -Cool story, Narc! 177 00:08:00,037 --> 00:08:04,075 -Bi... bi... bitch, bitch! -[groans] 178 00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:04,809 [Franklin] Huh. 179 00:08:05,243 --> 00:08:07,078 You'd think legends would play on a bigger stage. 180 00:08:07,111 --> 00:08:08,179 [rock music playing] 181 00:08:08,212 --> 00:08:10,448 Hey, fellas, look! It's Jimi Hendrix! 182 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:13,084 -He hasn't aged a day. -[music stops] 183 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:14,919 Whoa! Where'd Jimi go? 184 00:08:15,219 --> 00:08:17,588 Back to 1969, obviously. 185 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:19,824 -Another time traveler! -[rock music starts playing] 186 00:08:20,158 --> 00:08:22,326 There's Morrison. Let's go introduce ourselves. 187 00:08:22,693 --> 00:08:23,928 -[Phineas] 'Scuse us. -[Franklin] Pardon. 188 00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:24,996 [man] Hey, watch it-- 189 00:08:25,029 --> 00:08:27,131 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 190 00:08:27,431 --> 00:08:30,034 Excuse me, Mr. Lizard King? 191 00:08:30,067 --> 00:08:34,372 Jim! Phineas Phreakers, also from 1969. 192 00:08:34,405 --> 00:08:36,040 Can you give us a ride back? 193 00:08:36,073 --> 00:08:38,543 A Black rap singer is gonna end us bitches. 194 00:08:39,043 --> 00:08:42,513 Thank you all for coming. Next show begins on the hour. 195 00:08:42,780 --> 00:08:44,882 Please visit the merchandise booth. 196 00:08:45,116 --> 00:08:47,985 What's with this guy? He's ignoring us, man. 197 00:08:48,019 --> 00:08:51,289 He's not real, you poor, brain-fried weirdos. 198 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,858 That's a hologram! [laughs] 199 00:08:54,425 --> 00:08:56,027 [dramatic music playing] 200 00:08:58,462 --> 00:09:01,065 I'm not saying I knew it the whole time, I'm saying 201 00:09:01,098 --> 00:09:04,168 I figured it out several seconds before you two did. 202 00:09:04,202 --> 00:09:08,372 Morrison's been dead since 1971! "Time travel." 203 00:09:08,406 --> 00:09:10,908 What the fuck was I listening to you for? 204 00:09:10,942 --> 00:09:12,577 Uh, you know the worst part? 205 00:09:12,610 --> 00:09:16,080 A few minutes earlier, we coulda gone back with Jimi Hendrix. 206 00:09:16,113 --> 00:09:18,049 -Hmm. -[gasps] 207 00:09:18,082 --> 00:09:21,185 [Phineas] Yeah. We're dead men. Schoolboy's gonna kill us. 208 00:09:21,385 --> 00:09:22,987 Maybe he forgot about us. 209 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:25,022 He forgot to bring his shotgun to the house. 210 00:09:25,056 --> 00:09:26,624 He's a forgetful person. 211 00:09:26,657 --> 00:09:29,660 Every moment is precious. Let's score some primo weed 212 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,929 and get so stoned we won't feel the pain. 213 00:09:32,263 --> 00:09:35,233 Of being shot. In the face, no doubt. 214 00:09:35,266 --> 00:09:36,400 [suspenseful music playing] 215 00:09:36,434 --> 00:09:39,437 Calling all units! The big fish are here, 216 00:09:39,470 --> 00:09:41,205 and they're looking to score! 217 00:09:41,439 --> 00:09:43,908 Come watch the master reel 'em in. 218 00:09:44,141 --> 00:09:45,676 [gasps] Come on. 219 00:09:45,977 --> 00:09:47,311 [indistinct loud cheering] 220 00:09:47,612 --> 00:09:51,249 Any of these tattoo-covered, mystery-gender kids 221 00:09:51,282 --> 00:09:52,216 look like drug dealers? 222 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:56,153 -Uh, every single one? -[indistinct clamor] 223 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,990 Taylor, can I have your autograph? I love you. 224 00:09:59,023 --> 00:10:00,191 Oh. [groans] 225 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:03,594 ♪ Look what you made me do Do, do, do, do! ♪ 226 00:10:03,628 --> 00:10:05,363 [laughs] 227 00:10:05,630 --> 00:10:08,499 Hey, it's that Swifty Taylor lady Camille likes! 228 00:10:08,532 --> 00:10:11,002 You mean the one with the derivative melodies 229 00:10:11,035 --> 00:10:13,471 and fluffy, shallow lyrics? No, thank you. 230 00:10:14,305 --> 00:10:15,439 [whispers indistinctly] 231 00:10:16,641 --> 00:10:18,109 Um, excuse me. 232 00:10:18,142 --> 00:10:20,544 Taylor heard what you said about her music. 233 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:23,147 -She'd like a word. -Eh, all right. 234 00:10:23,481 --> 00:10:24,715 You boys go on ahead. 235 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:31,155 I'll get Camille an autograph for my last earthly act. RIP. 236 00:10:31,188 --> 00:10:33,157 I'm rollin' with the mustache man. 237 00:10:33,190 --> 00:10:34,558 A Kitty's gotta eat, 238 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,260 and a rock star gets their shit catered! 239 00:10:37,128 --> 00:10:39,730 They're splitting up. I'll stay with codename "Cowboy Hat." 240 00:10:40,031 --> 00:10:41,732 [over radio] Repeat. Do you copy? 241 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:43,601 We're on it, dude. 242 00:10:43,634 --> 00:10:45,603 [rock music playing] 243 00:10:45,636 --> 00:10:47,271 [crowd cheering] 244 00:10:47,471 --> 00:10:50,274 All right, big man. It's you and me. 245 00:10:50,308 --> 00:10:52,576 Let's procure those psychedelics. 246 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:53,411 [man] I can help you. 247 00:10:53,811 --> 00:10:57,315 Great! I'll have three tabs of acid and a Dr. Pepper. 248 00:10:58,316 --> 00:11:02,353 Huh? You're... you're... real. 249 00:11:02,653 --> 00:11:04,322 We thought you were a hollow man. 250 00:11:04,588 --> 00:11:08,693 Here's the deal, dig? I did time travel from 1969. 251 00:11:08,726 --> 00:11:12,396 And here's the trippy part. I'm going back tonight. 252 00:11:12,730 --> 00:11:14,765 -[clears throat] -What? 253 00:11:15,733 --> 00:11:17,034 My Dr. Pepper? 254 00:11:19,837 --> 00:11:21,272 [Franklin] Lemme ask you, Miss Swift. 255 00:11:21,505 --> 00:11:22,473 Why do you want my opinion? 256 00:11:22,506 --> 00:11:25,476 Is... is it 'cause you, like many young women, 257 00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:29,180 find me appealing sexually? [chuckles] 258 00:11:29,213 --> 00:11:32,216 That depends. Are you a DJ, a Kennedy, 259 00:11:32,249 --> 00:11:34,151 or the Jonas Brother no one talks about? 260 00:11:34,185 --> 00:11:36,087 -No. -Then not even slightly. 261 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:37,154 Don't matter anyway. 262 00:11:37,188 --> 00:11:39,190 I already got me a very special gal. 263 00:11:39,457 --> 00:11:42,760 Franklin, I'm surrounded by hangers on and yes-men. 264 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,762 They're all afraid to tell me the truth. 265 00:11:45,096 --> 00:11:47,765 Here's a truth for you. Your songs suck. 266 00:11:47,798 --> 00:11:50,835 They sound like they're written for nine-year-old girls. 267 00:11:50,868 --> 00:11:51,836 They are. 268 00:11:51,869 --> 00:11:55,740 Darlin', none of us is on this earth forever. 269 00:11:55,773 --> 00:11:58,843 You wanna sing about bubble gum and soda pop, 270 00:11:58,876 --> 00:12:01,278 or you wanna take a little piece of your heart 271 00:12:01,312 --> 00:12:04,715 and rip it out for all the world to see? I mean hear! 272 00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:07,284 Yes! How do I do that? 273 00:12:07,318 --> 00:12:09,620 How do I rip out that piece of my heart? 274 00:12:09,653 --> 00:12:10,554 Well, let me ask you this. 275 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:14,191 When you're makin' music, what kinda drugs do you do? 276 00:12:14,225 --> 00:12:15,159 I don't do drugs. 277 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:17,795 Well, hell darlin', there's your problem! 278 00:12:20,231 --> 00:12:22,466 So you didn't really die? 279 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:26,237 No. Although I almost did when I saw The Doors movie. 280 00:12:26,270 --> 00:12:27,171 Zinger! 281 00:12:27,738 --> 00:12:30,374 I fell through a time portal back in 1971. 282 00:12:30,808 --> 00:12:32,410 Ended up here in 2020. 283 00:12:32,443 --> 00:12:34,512 So why were you pretending to be a hologram? 284 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,680 To get into Janis Joplin's pants? 285 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:37,815 Joplin's a hologram. 286 00:12:37,848 --> 00:12:40,751 The whole hologram thing's 'cause I like performing! 287 00:12:41,519 --> 00:12:45,089 So if I understand this whole hologram thing correctly, 288 00:12:45,289 --> 00:12:49,160 how do we get back exactly? Through Janis Joplin's pussy? 289 00:12:49,193 --> 00:12:53,130 Go-- What? No! There's a portal. At the Four Corners, 290 00:12:53,164 --> 00:12:54,331 just a few miles from here. 291 00:12:54,365 --> 00:12:56,200 What's the Four Corners? 292 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,469 That a metaphor for Joplin's pussy? 293 00:12:58,502 --> 00:13:01,505 It's a national monument where four states come together, 294 00:13:01,539 --> 00:13:05,743 Colorado, Utah, Arizona, and another one. 295 00:13:06,377 --> 00:13:07,077 Oh, Florida! 296 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:11,882 Portal opens tonight at sunset. When the full moon rises. 297 00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,617 Ah! 298 00:13:14,185 --> 00:13:17,655 So it's a metaphor for Janis Joplin's asshole. 299 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:20,324 [upbeat music playing] 300 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:24,528 Uh, anyone know if these ribs are beef or pork? 301 00:13:24,562 --> 00:13:25,863 Because I don't eat no swine! 302 00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:28,165 Who the hell am I kiddin'? I'm a cat. 303 00:13:28,199 --> 00:13:31,869 I eat beetles, I eat geckos. Hell, I love to eat me some rat. 304 00:13:32,203 --> 00:13:33,704 [munches] 305 00:13:34,338 --> 00:13:36,373 [suspenseful music playing] 306 00:13:38,742 --> 00:13:41,245 [snorts, laughs] 307 00:13:41,879 --> 00:13:46,283 Oh, my God. I'm so high! [laughs] 308 00:13:46,317 --> 00:13:47,918 Oh, that's brilliant! That's so good. 309 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,254 Write that down, write that down. What else? 310 00:13:50,588 --> 00:13:52,389 Uh, uh... 311 00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:54,592 ♪ I'm chewin' with my teeth ♪ 312 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,260 ♪ But there's nothin in my mouth ♪ 313 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,195 ♪ Chewin', chewin' me up ♪ 314 00:13:58,229 --> 00:13:59,430 [retches] 315 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,398 ♪ Spittin', spittin' me out 316 00:14:01,432 --> 00:14:03,334 Write that down! Write that down! 317 00:14:03,701 --> 00:14:06,537 -Wow! We are on a roll. -[door opens] 318 00:14:07,037 --> 00:14:09,640 Uh, Misters Phreakers and Freekowtski 319 00:14:09,673 --> 00:14:10,608 for Mister Freak. 320 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,676 Ah! Show those pig fuckers in! 321 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,814 -Holy shit! -Hi! 322 00:14:17,047 --> 00:14:19,950 -Franklin, we got big news. -Hold on, we're creating! 323 00:14:20,251 --> 00:14:22,653 They didn't have this stuff in '69. 324 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,922 What'd you say it was, Tay? 325 00:14:24,955 --> 00:14:26,891 -Molly. -[sniffs] It's great! 326 00:14:26,924 --> 00:14:29,493 It's like cocaine but it doesn't make you angry. 327 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,830 Which reminds me, I need more fuckin' cocaine! 328 00:14:32,863 --> 00:14:34,965 That's so good! I'm writing it down. 329 00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:38,769 Write this down, blondie. Jim Morrison is real! 330 00:14:38,969 --> 00:14:41,772 And we can go back in his time portal at The Four Corners. 331 00:14:41,805 --> 00:14:45,276 At the intra-section of Utah and three other countries. 332 00:14:45,309 --> 00:14:46,243 [Franklin] Don'tcha see? 333 00:14:46,544 --> 00:14:48,279 I don't need to go back anywhere. 334 00:14:48,479 --> 00:14:50,981 I can stay here, write songs for Tay Tay 335 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:51,949 and be with Gretch Gretch. 336 00:14:52,249 --> 00:14:55,719 Uh, and what about the guys trying to make us dead-dead? 337 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,454 Ain't no safer place 338 00:14:57,488 --> 00:14:59,924 than with all of Tay Tay's security, man. 339 00:14:59,957 --> 00:15:02,393 That purple foam coming outta your mouth tells me 340 00:15:02,426 --> 00:15:04,361 you ain't thinkin' straight, Franklin. 341 00:15:04,395 --> 00:15:06,664 [inhales] Trust me, Fred, I've got half a pharmacy 342 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:10,734 swimmin' round my brain. I've never thinkinned clearer! 343 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:14,572 Let me break this down for you. You can either stay here, 344 00:15:14,605 --> 00:15:16,941 safe from harm and loaded with free drugs, 345 00:15:16,974 --> 00:15:19,243 or, or hear me out, 346 00:15:19,476 --> 00:15:22,546 you could come with us back to '69, 347 00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:25,816 sit in the basement and listen to me rant about Vietnam! 348 00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,753 I think I answered my own question. 349 00:15:29,787 --> 00:15:30,821 Let's go, Freddy. 350 00:15:31,288 --> 00:15:33,524 Can I have a hug goodbye, Franklin? 351 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,961 -[inhales, laughs] -[inhales deeply] 352 00:15:36,994 --> 00:15:39,830 Tay Tay! What happened to your fay fay? 353 00:15:39,863 --> 00:15:42,633 -It's like it's melting. -[laughs] 354 00:15:43,867 --> 00:15:45,603 [laughs] 355 00:15:45,636 --> 00:15:46,870 He's dead to us. 356 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,573 Besides, you still got me, buddy, and the cat. 357 00:15:49,773 --> 00:15:51,342 [munches] 358 00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:52,743 Time to go, Kitty. 359 00:15:52,776 --> 00:15:54,645 Here's a question for you, Fat Man. 360 00:15:54,678 --> 00:15:57,481 Do they have raw fish flown in daily from Osaka 361 00:15:57,514 --> 00:15:59,483 back in your 1960s? 362 00:15:59,950 --> 00:16:02,486 -No. -[scoffs] I ain't think so. 363 00:16:02,519 --> 00:16:05,556 But I do have a half-eaten Filet-O-Fish in my sock drawer. 364 00:16:05,823 --> 00:16:07,758 Get your ass outta here! 365 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,828 I think I should be sad. 366 00:16:11,228 --> 00:16:12,029 But when we get back, 367 00:16:12,062 --> 00:16:15,065 won't the 1969 Kitty still be there? 368 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,700 It's time travel, Freddy. 369 00:16:16,734 --> 00:16:18,469 Nobody understands how the fuck it works. 370 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:23,374 [mysterious music swells] 371 00:16:24,008 --> 00:16:25,376 [snarls] 372 00:16:26,076 --> 00:16:28,846 Hey, Two-Ton. Don't that look like the Freaks' cat? 373 00:16:29,747 --> 00:16:32,116 I don't have much experience with cats 374 00:16:32,149 --> 00:16:34,852 on account of my allergy to pet dander. 375 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:37,855 I must be seein' shit. 376 00:16:38,322 --> 00:16:39,790 Hey, fool, gimme my blinders. 377 00:16:39,823 --> 00:16:41,625 I'ma catch some zzzz's before my set. 378 00:16:42,593 --> 00:16:44,495 [groans] 379 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,664 [hums] 380 00:16:55,606 --> 00:16:57,441 [clears throat] 381 00:16:57,474 --> 00:17:00,678 [crowd cheering] 382 00:17:02,179 --> 00:17:03,881 [Taylor] This is a brand-new song, 383 00:17:04,248 --> 00:17:08,118 that I just wrote with an incredible man. My muse... 384 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:11,155 I think he should come out here and sing it with me. 385 00:17:11,188 --> 00:17:12,690 -No. [laughs] -Don't you? 386 00:17:14,858 --> 00:17:16,727 [crowd cheering] 387 00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,064 [singing] 388 00:17:46,590 --> 00:17:47,391 -[screaming] -What? 389 00:17:47,758 --> 00:17:51,495 -Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me! -[indistinct chatter] 390 00:17:51,895 --> 00:17:53,564 [groans] 391 00:17:54,064 --> 00:17:56,033 Well, that was fun while it lasted. 392 00:17:56,066 --> 00:17:58,635 Jesus, it's already going viral. 393 00:18:01,805 --> 00:18:02,973 [groans] 394 00:18:03,006 --> 00:18:05,542 Um, can I get a to-go bag for these ribs? 395 00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:07,444 Thank you. 396 00:18:08,979 --> 00:18:11,014 -Get away from me! -[screams] 397 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,617 Help me, people. Why are you all just watching? 398 00:18:13,951 --> 00:18:16,520 You're not falling. You fell. 399 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:21,525 Aw! Look what you made me do. Do, do, do. 400 00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:23,861 Hey, Jim, I got a question for you. 401 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:24,595 Hit me with it. 402 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,931 [Phineas] Those lyrics, "If they say I never loved you, 403 00:18:27,965 --> 00:18:29,767 you know they are a liar." 404 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:33,771 Shouldn't that be, "You know that they are liars"? 405 00:18:33,804 --> 00:18:34,505 [indistinct cheering] 406 00:18:35,105 --> 00:18:37,941 You cats want to talk grammar or you want to go back to 1969? 407 00:18:37,975 --> 00:18:39,476 -'69. -Grammar! 408 00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:42,146 We don't have much time. We can take my car. 409 00:18:42,179 --> 00:18:44,548 I woulda never guessed holograms could drive. 410 00:18:44,782 --> 00:18:45,883 There they are! 411 00:18:46,316 --> 00:18:49,186 Two of my arch-enemies and some other stoner. 412 00:18:49,386 --> 00:18:51,655 Hey, those are a couple of the Freak dudes. 413 00:18:52,122 --> 00:18:54,658 Let's go bust 'em! Follow me! 414 00:18:54,691 --> 00:18:56,059 [chuckles] We're right behind you! 415 00:18:56,326 --> 00:18:58,228 [Norbert] Great. Take my six! 416 00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:01,632 -[laughs] Yeah, right. -[chuckles] What's a six? 417 00:19:01,665 --> 00:19:04,134 I think it's the number of joints we're gonna partoke on 418 00:19:04,168 --> 00:19:05,869 -while he's gone. -Hmm. 419 00:19:06,069 --> 00:19:11,542 -Yes! Now that adds up! [laughs] -[laughs] 420 00:19:11,575 --> 00:19:12,910 Uh, do you have a lighter? 421 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,144 -I don't. -Damn. 422 00:19:14,578 --> 00:19:16,146 [ambulance siren blaring] 423 00:19:17,147 --> 00:19:20,050 [mumbles] 424 00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:25,055 [ambulance alarm blaring] 425 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,958 Okay, now that last eight lines of coke 426 00:19:27,991 --> 00:19:30,227 mighta been a step too far. That's on me. 427 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:34,565 But this is on you! 428 00:19:35,566 --> 00:19:36,533 [grunts] 429 00:19:37,201 --> 00:19:38,635 [all cough, gasp] 430 00:19:40,003 --> 00:19:42,606 We gotta get to Four Corners before sundown! 431 00:19:47,845 --> 00:19:48,946 Ooh, hee! 432 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:53,550 Tour buses have come a long way since the old days, yeah. 433 00:19:53,851 --> 00:19:55,919 Used to give moustache rides to Grace Slick 434 00:19:55,953 --> 00:19:57,721 in the back of Ye Olde Cooch Coach. 435 00:19:58,021 --> 00:20:00,791 These K-Rig's make a damn fine cup a' joe. 436 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,293 Hey, Frank! Can I get you a Newman's Own? 437 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:07,698 [indistinct clamor] 438 00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:11,268 [crowd screaming] 439 00:20:11,568 --> 00:20:13,070 [engine revving] 440 00:20:16,139 --> 00:20:17,708 [dramatic music plays] 441 00:20:23,313 --> 00:20:24,615 [Jim] We can still make it! 442 00:20:25,048 --> 00:20:26,683 Everyone pick a state and stand in it! 443 00:20:26,717 --> 00:20:27,918 I call Florida! 444 00:20:27,951 --> 00:20:30,053 Oh, Great Spirit... 445 00:20:30,387 --> 00:20:34,925 the Lizard King beseeches you to open the portal! 446 00:20:34,958 --> 00:20:38,128 How long is this gonna take? I'm hungry. 447 00:20:38,328 --> 00:20:42,032 Open the portal, beseeches the Lizard King. 448 00:20:45,335 --> 00:20:47,871 Well, this feels like a crock of shit. 449 00:20:48,338 --> 00:20:50,841 How do we even know you're the real Jim Morrison? 450 00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:53,677 You could just be some filthy guy who looks like him. 451 00:20:56,847 --> 00:20:58,649 Wait! Wait for us! 452 00:20:58,849 --> 00:21:01,985 -Franklin, my brother! -Kitty, my Kitty! 453 00:21:02,252 --> 00:21:04,288 I thought you were in 1969. 454 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,157 I'm so glad you changed your mind! 455 00:21:07,190 --> 00:21:08,725 There's enough room for all of us, right? 456 00:21:08,759 --> 00:21:09,493 Cause I was here first. 457 00:21:09,793 --> 00:21:12,329 -Freeze, Freaks! -Who the hell is this old guy? 458 00:21:12,362 --> 00:21:14,665 It's me! Your arch-nemesis, 459 00:21:14,698 --> 00:21:17,634 Norbert the... [gasps]... Respected. 460 00:21:17,668 --> 00:21:20,137 Holy shit. You're Norbert the Narc! 461 00:21:20,170 --> 00:21:21,772 Well, that makes no sense. 462 00:21:21,805 --> 00:21:24,341 Norbert the Narc is back in 1969. 463 00:21:24,374 --> 00:21:27,044 I've been waiting 50 years to say this. 464 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:30,080 You are finally under arrest! 465 00:21:30,314 --> 00:21:33,016 -For what? -[scoffs] For what? 466 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,284 For this! 467 00:21:34,718 --> 00:21:39,656 Possession of marijuana is a crime in the state of Utah! 468 00:21:39,856 --> 00:21:44,127 But it's legal in Colorado. So, that's kinda that, bro. 469 00:21:44,895 --> 00:21:48,432 -Narc. -[groans] Cheese and crackers. 470 00:21:48,465 --> 00:21:49,833 Where? 471 00:21:50,834 --> 00:21:52,002 [yawns] 472 00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:55,772 What the fuck? I knew that was their fucking cat! 473 00:21:56,206 --> 00:21:59,042 It's those Freaks. Two-Ton, my sawed-off! 474 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:02,412 -[gun cocks] -Oh, shit! 475 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:05,315 But he remembered his gun this time! Good for him. 476 00:22:05,349 --> 00:22:08,885 Hey! That's not a regulation barrel length in any state! 477 00:22:08,919 --> 00:22:09,987 You're under arrest! 478 00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:12,289 Boy, you's a rent-a-cop, get the fuck outta my face. 479 00:22:12,322 --> 00:22:15,058 -Give me the shotgun! -[grunts] 480 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:16,960 [portal blasts open] 481 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,030 The portal is opening! 482 00:22:20,230 --> 00:22:23,200 [speaks gibberish] About a hour ago! 483 00:22:23,834 --> 00:22:27,704 -Give it back! [screams] -[grunts, screams] 484 00:22:28,372 --> 00:22:29,973 Wait! Wait for us! 485 00:22:30,841 --> 00:22:32,309 No! 486 00:22:32,342 --> 00:22:34,378 Phin, it's okay. We don't have to go back 487 00:22:34,411 --> 00:22:38,248 to '69, 'cause Schoolboy Q went in our place. 488 00:22:38,281 --> 00:22:40,984 Hey, you're right. He can't kill us. 489 00:22:41,018 --> 00:22:44,755 -He's 50 years away! -Well, good for Rapper Man! 490 00:22:45,022 --> 00:22:48,025 No reason he can't enjoy the '60s as much as we did. 491 00:22:48,592 --> 00:22:51,228 Any of you gentlemen able to drive the bus? 492 00:22:51,595 --> 00:22:53,930 My contact lenses are all fogged up 493 00:22:53,964 --> 00:22:57,334 from my pet allergies. [sneezes] 494 00:22:57,367 --> 00:23:01,805 Oh, hell no, jumbo. I'm allergic to fat and stupid. 495 00:23:02,072 --> 00:23:05,275 Don't see me snottin' all over your unemployed ass. 496 00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:14,751 Dammit, out of weed again. 497 00:23:14,785 --> 00:23:16,319 I'll just order some on the weed app. 498 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:17,454 Now you're thinking. 499 00:23:18,088 --> 00:23:20,123 Where's the weed app? It's gone. 500 00:23:20,424 --> 00:23:21,124 Weed app? 501 00:23:21,591 --> 00:23:24,227 You know. The one that delivers weed right to your door. 502 00:23:24,261 --> 00:23:26,129 -[all laugh] -[both gasp] 503 00:23:26,163 --> 00:23:28,799 -What, you're serious? -Uh-huh. 504 00:23:28,832 --> 00:23:30,967 There's no such thing as a weed delivery app. 505 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:33,937 -Weed is illegal. -What? Since when? 506 00:23:33,970 --> 00:23:36,506 Weed has always been illegal. [scoffs] 507 00:23:36,773 --> 00:23:39,376 But it's been punishable by death ever since they passed 508 00:23:39,409 --> 00:23:42,412 the Norbert Narcotic Law of 1969. 509 00:23:42,446 --> 00:23:44,915 Turn on the TV! They're talking about Taylor Swift. 510 00:23:45,182 --> 00:23:47,084 Hey, Google. Turn on the TV. 511 00:23:47,117 --> 00:23:48,885 [Google voice] Sure. Turning on the TV. 512 00:23:49,186 --> 00:23:51,121 President Swift today, 513 00:23:51,154 --> 00:23:53,090 after hearing about China's invasion 514 00:23:53,123 --> 00:23:57,761 of New York City said we should, and I quote, "Get over it!" 515 00:23:58,161 --> 00:24:00,063 -Get over it! -[music starts playing] 516 00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:02,432 ♪ Get over it, over it ♪ 517 00:24:02,632 --> 00:24:07,571 ♪ Get the hell over it, over it 'Cause I'm already over it ♪ 518 00:24:07,604 --> 00:24:10,307 ♪ Over it, get, get Get over it... ♪ 519 00:24:10,340 --> 00:24:11,541 [screams] 520 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:12,509 [music fades] 521 00:24:13,143 --> 00:24:17,547 [sighs] Oh, my God. Freddy! I had the worst nightmare. 522 00:24:17,981 --> 00:24:19,916 Weed was illegal! 523 00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:23,320 Oh, Kitty, you gotta lay off the ketamine before your naps. 524 00:24:27,858 --> 00:24:32,929 -I'm back, motherfuckers! -Oh, shit. 525 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:40,937 ♪ Get over it, over it Get the hell over it ♪ 526 00:24:40,971 --> 00:24:44,841 ♪ Over it, 'cause I'm already Over it, over it ♪ 527 00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,410 ♪ Get, get, get over it, over it ♪ 528 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:49,846 ♪ Over it, get over it 529 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:53,450 ♪ Over it, 'cause I'm already Over it, over it ♪ 530 00:24:53,483 --> 00:24:57,921 ♪ Get, get, get over it Over it, over it ♪ 531 00:24:59,990 --> 00:25:03,894 ♪ Ooh, ooh, get over it Over it, over it ♪ 532 00:25:05,662 --> 00:25:07,464 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 533 00:25:09,399 --> 00:25:15,405 ♪ Over it, over it, get, get Get over it, over it, over it ♪ 534 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,376 [man] It's a good show.