1 00:00:17,229 --> 00:00:18,797 [hopeful music playing] 2 00:00:18,831 --> 00:00:20,265 I'm for equal rights, 3 00:00:20,566 --> 00:00:22,601 equal opportunity, and affordable housing. 4 00:00:22,968 --> 00:00:25,337 I'm mayoral candidate, George Melendez 5 00:00:25,370 --> 00:00:26,872 -and I approve... -I approve... 6 00:00:26,905 --> 00:00:27,873 -...of a better life... -...of a better life... 7 00:00:28,173 --> 00:00:30,242 -...for all San Franciscans. -...for all San Franciscans. 8 00:00:30,275 --> 00:00:32,511 That's my line! Pretty great, huh? 9 00:00:32,544 --> 00:00:34,179 Oh, it's poetry, darlin'. 10 00:00:34,413 --> 00:00:36,415 He's got my vote, that's for damn sure. 11 00:00:36,448 --> 00:00:38,183 Well, I should hope so, Franklin. 12 00:00:38,217 --> 00:00:39,551 You're working on his campaign. 13 00:00:39,585 --> 00:00:41,820 Only because you're his campaign manager. 14 00:00:41,854 --> 00:00:43,956 And no, I mean, yeah, I... I support, 15 00:00:43,989 --> 00:00:45,724 uh, what he was sayin' 16 00:00:45,757 --> 00:00:48,627 about, uh, free Taco Night or whatever. 17 00:00:48,827 --> 00:00:51,497 I would vote for him if I voted. But I don't, 18 00:00:51,697 --> 00:00:54,867 because all politicians are crooks and liars. 19 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:55,868 Uh-uh, George is different. 20 00:00:55,901 --> 00:00:58,937 [scoffs] That's what they said about Gandhi. 21 00:00:58,971 --> 00:01:01,273 If you don't vote, you can't complain. 22 00:01:01,306 --> 00:01:02,975 Sure, I can! For starters, 23 00:01:03,008 --> 00:01:05,410 there's not enough nudity on PBS! 24 00:01:05,444 --> 00:01:07,446 -There, I said it. -Maybe I should vote. 25 00:01:07,479 --> 00:01:09,548 -How old do you have to be? -Eighteen. 26 00:01:09,748 --> 00:01:11,750 Darn, I'm older than 18. Oh, well. 27 00:01:12,117 --> 00:01:15,420 -What color polish do you want? -Clear for me. Kitty? 28 00:01:15,454 --> 00:01:18,557 I'm gonna do that Fuck-Me-Silly-Gutterslut-Pink! 29 00:01:18,590 --> 00:01:23,495 I'm hittin' the alley tonight, gonna get me some thickness! 30 00:01:23,829 --> 00:01:25,531 Phineas, out of respect for Gretchen, 31 00:01:25,564 --> 00:01:27,900 I expect you to vote for Señor Melendez 32 00:01:27,933 --> 00:01:29,801 as many times as you can. 33 00:01:29,835 --> 00:01:33,005 Not even if you paid me. I don't mean that literally. 34 00:01:33,038 --> 00:01:35,841 Really Phineas? I thought you were a big activist 35 00:01:35,874 --> 00:01:39,211 -back in the '60s. -Me? Nah. 36 00:01:40,045 --> 00:01:43,782 Fuck the capitalist pigs! Workers should own everything. 37 00:01:43,815 --> 00:01:46,451 Let's burn the fuckin' country to the ground. 38 00:01:46,485 --> 00:01:48,987 Yeah! I'm with my brother Phineas! 39 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:51,323 I came up with a name for our movement. 40 00:01:51,356 --> 00:01:52,824 I wrote it down somewhere. 41 00:01:53,625 --> 00:01:54,693 I just gotta find it. 42 00:01:55,794 --> 00:01:57,329 My name's Bernie Sanders. 43 00:01:57,362 --> 00:02:00,532 These rolling papers say "Democratic Socialism." 44 00:02:00,566 --> 00:02:01,934 Oh, Bernie's a genius! 45 00:02:01,967 --> 00:02:04,770 I'm with Bernie! Great original idea. 46 00:02:04,803 --> 00:02:07,673 [indistinct clamor] 47 00:02:07,706 --> 00:02:10,576 -Oh, I love you! -Ow! I feel a burn! 48 00:02:10,609 --> 00:02:13,345 Feel the Bern! Feel the Bern! 49 00:02:13,378 --> 00:02:15,314 [woman] Bernie's so much better than Phineas! 50 00:02:15,347 --> 00:02:16,448 [theme song playing] 51 00:02:16,481 --> 00:02:18,650 ♪ Brother, hmm 52 00:02:18,850 --> 00:02:21,453 ♪ Three brothers puffin' ♪ 53 00:02:21,486 --> 00:02:24,890 ♪ And we just woke up In year 2020 ♪ 54 00:02:24,923 --> 00:02:27,492 ♪ Rolling out a j And forget the day ♪ 55 00:02:27,793 --> 00:02:30,262 ♪ Rolling out a j And get high ♪ 56 00:02:30,629 --> 00:02:33,498 ♪ Rolling out a j And forget the day ♪ 57 00:02:33,532 --> 00:02:35,834 ♪ Me and my brothers Getting fried ♪ 58 00:02:35,867 --> 00:02:37,603 ♪ The Freak Brothers 59 00:02:38,870 --> 00:02:40,005 [song concludes] 60 00:02:42,941 --> 00:02:44,643 Hello, Freaks and family. 61 00:02:45,043 --> 00:02:48,380 Guess whose billionaire boss is running for mayor 62 00:02:48,413 --> 00:02:51,717 and made me his head of voter outreach? 63 00:02:51,917 --> 00:02:53,418 Uh, can you give us a hint? 64 00:02:53,652 --> 00:02:55,053 Freddy come on. Jesus. 65 00:02:55,087 --> 00:02:58,357 Let's at least try to guess first without a hint. 66 00:02:58,390 --> 00:02:59,925 Oh, I thought you weren't getting involved 67 00:02:59,958 --> 00:03:01,893 in Dennis's "political ego trip." 68 00:03:02,127 --> 00:03:05,030 Especially, since I'm campaign manager for his opponent. 69 00:03:05,063 --> 00:03:07,432 But then we wouldn't have the unbearable tension 70 00:03:07,466 --> 00:03:09,101 and inevitable fight that leads to you two 71 00:03:09,134 --> 00:03:10,736 not speaking to each other. 72 00:03:10,769 --> 00:03:12,971 Harper, don't expect any of my votes 73 00:03:13,005 --> 00:03:14,539 for your Chinese boss. 74 00:03:14,573 --> 00:03:17,342 Not because he's Chinese because I don't trust him. 75 00:03:17,376 --> 00:03:18,744 And I don't know anything about him. 76 00:03:18,777 --> 00:03:20,779 Why do you look at me when you say Chinese? 77 00:03:20,812 --> 00:03:22,347 Because you're Chinese. 78 00:03:22,381 --> 00:03:25,083 If your mom's boss was fat, I'd look at Freddy. 79 00:03:26,852 --> 00:03:27,886 [munches] 80 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:30,822 Now, as you all may or may not know, 81 00:03:30,856 --> 00:03:32,858 buying votes is illegal. 82 00:03:32,891 --> 00:03:34,926 I wouldn't know, I'm too old to vote. 83 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,829 Which is why, unrelated to the election, 84 00:03:37,863 --> 00:03:43,402 Dennis Chang is giving every San Franciscan a free phone! 85 00:03:43,635 --> 00:03:46,004 -[gasps] Gimme, gimme! -I got the purple one! 86 00:03:46,438 --> 00:03:49,574 And, they're pre-loaded with spending money 87 00:03:49,608 --> 00:03:51,443 at participating merchants. 88 00:03:51,476 --> 00:03:54,146 -Whose idea? -Your idea, dear. 89 00:03:54,179 --> 00:03:56,815 That is such bullshit, Harper. You know what? 90 00:03:56,848 --> 00:03:58,383 I'm not even speaking to you right now. 91 00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:01,720 Huh. I would've given it another couple days. 92 00:04:01,753 --> 00:04:02,988 -[phone chimes] -Check it out! 93 00:04:03,021 --> 00:04:05,891 Mine's pre-loaded with a movie about some cat. 94 00:04:06,224 --> 00:04:07,459 [upbeat music playing] 95 00:04:07,492 --> 00:04:10,495 Oh, oh, Freaks in the hizz-ouse! 96 00:04:10,862 --> 00:04:13,732 Java or ganja, my good dudes? 97 00:04:13,765 --> 00:04:15,467 Chuck and Charlie. 98 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:17,903 Seems like you guys have a new job every week. 99 00:04:18,103 --> 00:04:21,606 [scoffs] Seems like you guys don't have any job every week. 100 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:24,409 Uh, it's a living. [chuckles] 101 00:04:24,443 --> 00:04:27,179 Let me have a THC-infused espresso 102 00:04:27,212 --> 00:04:28,580 and a blueberry muffin. 103 00:04:28,613 --> 00:04:30,749 Okay, that'll be 12.50. 104 00:04:30,782 --> 00:04:34,519 Cash, or another IOU signed Jack MeHoff? 105 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:35,887 Neither, my friend. 106 00:04:35,921 --> 00:04:38,123 I'll be paying with my fancy new phone. 107 00:04:38,423 --> 00:04:40,992 -[beeps] -Oh, no. You know what, sorry, 108 00:04:41,026 --> 00:04:42,594 we're gonna have to take back that muffin. 109 00:04:42,627 --> 00:04:45,664 Yeah. It could've come in contact with sesame seeds, 110 00:04:45,697 --> 00:04:47,666 -and with your sesame allergy-- -[Phineas] What? 111 00:04:47,899 --> 00:04:50,736 How do you know about that? You blabbin' about my business, 112 00:04:50,769 --> 00:04:52,003 -Chatty Cathy? -Nope. 113 00:04:52,037 --> 00:04:55,107 -It tells me all about you here. -What the fuck? 114 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,776 How does it know about all my personal shit? 115 00:04:58,210 --> 00:04:59,678 Your phone, dude. 116 00:04:59,945 --> 00:05:02,647 It's gathering data on you 24-7. 117 00:05:02,681 --> 00:05:05,517 Everywhere you go. Everything you buy. 118 00:05:05,717 --> 00:05:07,552 Everything you say. 119 00:05:07,853 --> 00:05:09,755 [phone recording] Everything you say. 120 00:05:09,788 --> 00:05:10,956 Oh, my God, what was that. 121 00:05:11,423 --> 00:05:13,759 Fuck this free phone! It ain't worth it, 122 00:05:13,792 --> 00:05:14,860 I'm giving it back! 123 00:05:14,893 --> 00:05:15,794 [munches] 124 00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:18,930 My God. Don't you have any self-respect? 125 00:05:18,964 --> 00:05:22,000 -You're disgusting. -You'll die early and alone. 126 00:05:22,033 --> 00:05:23,835 Even your mangy cat 127 00:05:23,869 --> 00:05:25,904 will be ashamed to be seen with you. 128 00:05:26,138 --> 00:05:29,708 Mangy? Bitch, the only thing mangy in here 129 00:05:29,741 --> 00:05:32,778 is your uptight coochie! And fuck both y'all, 130 00:05:32,811 --> 00:05:35,447 I'm already ashamed to be seen with him. [scoffs] 131 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,149 Yeah. Oh. 132 00:05:37,983 --> 00:05:38,917 [mellow music playing] 133 00:05:38,950 --> 00:05:41,753 People been calling you fat your whole life. 134 00:05:41,787 --> 00:05:44,122 For fuck's sake, your mama named you Fat Freddy. 135 00:05:44,156 --> 00:05:45,857 This was different, Kitty. 136 00:05:45,891 --> 00:05:48,059 It used to be they were laughing with me. 137 00:05:48,093 --> 00:05:50,061 Today they were laughing at me. 138 00:05:50,095 --> 00:05:51,730 Boy, what movie you been watching? 139 00:05:51,763 --> 00:05:54,166 The truth is, I like being big. 140 00:05:54,199 --> 00:05:56,635 I like eating lots and lots of food. 141 00:05:56,668 --> 00:05:58,203 It's the only thing you're good at! 142 00:05:58,236 --> 00:06:00,505 I know! I like who I am. 143 00:06:00,705 --> 00:06:02,073 I wouldn't want to be anyone else. 144 00:06:02,107 --> 00:06:05,143 He's back! Fat ass Freddy! That's right! 145 00:06:05,177 --> 00:06:07,712 I like Tubby Time with you, Kitty. 146 00:06:07,746 --> 00:06:08,847 You're a good friend. 147 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:12,017 Wanna stay friends? Do not stand up. 148 00:06:12,050 --> 00:06:13,752 I don't wanna see your little thang thang 149 00:06:13,785 --> 00:06:15,086 under them fat folds. 150 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:18,590 The joke's on you, I'm wearing blue jeans. [laughs] 151 00:06:18,790 --> 00:06:20,759 -[screams] -[phone beeps] 152 00:06:21,193 --> 00:06:23,195 [tense music playing] 153 00:06:26,231 --> 00:06:27,999 I've got a chubby guy in a bubble bath 154 00:06:28,033 --> 00:06:30,101 espousing a positive body image to a cute cat 155 00:06:30,135 --> 00:06:32,771 who's meowing back. Request approval to go viral. 156 00:06:33,038 --> 00:06:36,074 -Hmm. Approved. -[indistinct chatter] 157 00:06:36,875 --> 00:06:37,909 [Harper] Win or lose the election, 158 00:06:37,943 --> 00:06:40,912 we'll still have the data from our phone giveaway. 159 00:06:40,946 --> 00:06:42,914 I recognized the word "win." 160 00:06:42,948 --> 00:06:45,250 But that "L" word, it's not in my vocabulary. 161 00:06:45,283 --> 00:06:47,986 If Steve Jobs had eaten anything other than fruit, 162 00:06:48,253 --> 00:06:51,122 he'd be standing here in awe of you. 163 00:06:51,623 --> 00:06:54,059 All right. Here's the deal, Chang. 164 00:06:54,092 --> 00:06:57,162 You're gonna erase all my personal shit off this gizmo 165 00:06:57,195 --> 00:06:59,297 and never so much as utter my name again. 166 00:06:59,598 --> 00:07:00,932 I ain't afraid of you, 167 00:07:00,966 --> 00:07:03,001 I don't care how much karate you know! 168 00:07:03,201 --> 00:07:04,836 Actually, I'm a black belt. 169 00:07:04,870 --> 00:07:07,806 It's African American belt, you racist. 170 00:07:07,839 --> 00:07:10,242 Uh, hey, Harper, what's for dinner? 171 00:07:10,508 --> 00:07:13,245 [Dennis] Who are these men and why do they smell like that? 172 00:07:13,278 --> 00:07:15,547 Oh, they're nobodies. [chuckles] 173 00:07:15,747 --> 00:07:17,883 What the fuck are you guys doing here? 174 00:07:17,916 --> 00:07:19,050 Go away, right now. 175 00:07:19,317 --> 00:07:21,653 I will not be silenced! 176 00:07:21,887 --> 00:07:24,055 I'm filming you both to show the world! 177 00:07:26,191 --> 00:07:27,325 What the... 178 00:07:27,359 --> 00:07:29,728 ChangCo's electronic jamming device 179 00:07:29,761 --> 00:07:30,896 patent pending. 180 00:07:30,929 --> 00:07:33,064 -Two-Ton! -Yes, Mr. Chang? 181 00:07:33,498 --> 00:07:35,934 Show these men the sidewalk. 182 00:07:37,102 --> 00:07:41,606 You see that? That's the sidewalk! 183 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:43,775 [sighs] I meant escort them out. 184 00:07:43,808 --> 00:07:45,644 We thought you drowned when we sank 185 00:07:45,677 --> 00:07:47,078 the Lucky Motherfucker. 186 00:07:47,345 --> 00:07:50,849 -Hey, did you lose weight? -I'm on the keto. 187 00:07:51,283 --> 00:07:53,318 Can eat all the hardboiled eggs I want. 188 00:07:53,351 --> 00:07:56,254 [farts] I beg y'all's pardon. 189 00:07:56,488 --> 00:07:58,790 You keep questionable company, Two-Ton. 190 00:07:59,024 --> 00:08:01,660 This man is a danger to life as we know it! 191 00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:04,863 Ooh. Are these complimentary? 192 00:08:04,896 --> 00:08:07,799 -Go nuts. -[laughs] Go nuts! 193 00:08:07,832 --> 00:08:10,035 Oh, my God, so witty. 194 00:08:10,068 --> 00:08:12,237 You gonna delete my data or not? 195 00:08:12,504 --> 00:08:14,940 I could wipe the data from your Changphone. 196 00:08:14,973 --> 00:08:16,341 But it's also in the Cloud 197 00:08:16,374 --> 00:08:18,376 and on our proprietary gel drive. 198 00:08:18,643 --> 00:08:20,111 -You mind? -Back off, piggy. 199 00:08:20,312 --> 00:08:22,781 Could someone make all your info go away? 200 00:08:22,814 --> 00:08:25,116 Well, I probably could. [chuckles] 201 00:08:25,150 --> 00:08:27,319 -But I won't. Anything else? -Yes. 202 00:08:27,652 --> 00:08:30,855 I vowed to never participate in politics again. 203 00:08:31,122 --> 00:08:32,958 But as sure as my tongue is swelling up 204 00:08:32,991 --> 00:08:35,160 from the sesame sticks in this delicious potpourri, 205 00:08:35,193 --> 00:08:36,828 I vow to defeat you! 206 00:08:37,028 --> 00:08:39,898 I will volunteer all of my time for your opponent... 207 00:08:39,931 --> 00:08:41,666 [indistinct] Geowg Mewendeth. 208 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:45,770 Damn, D.C., his tongue's the size of a porcupine. 209 00:08:46,037 --> 00:08:48,206 [laughs, farts] Oh. 210 00:08:48,239 --> 00:08:51,109 [laughs] It's the keto. 211 00:08:51,376 --> 00:08:52,410 [upbeat music playing] 212 00:08:53,111 --> 00:08:58,683 [man on TV] ...And you secret ingredient is fennel. 213 00:08:58,717 --> 00:09:00,952 Freddy, oh, my God, you're blowing up! 214 00:09:00,986 --> 00:09:02,387 This is only my second bag. 215 00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:04,723 So I gained a few pounds, so what. 216 00:09:04,923 --> 00:09:06,324 You think she knows we got the munchies? 217 00:09:06,524 --> 00:09:08,326 I mean, you're trending. 218 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:11,296 -People love Tubby Time. -I love Tubby Time. 219 00:09:11,496 --> 00:09:14,099 When did you decide to do an internet show? 220 00:09:14,132 --> 00:09:16,301 Tubby Time is such a cool name, by the way. 221 00:09:16,334 --> 00:09:17,268 Do what now? 222 00:09:17,535 --> 00:09:20,271 I like Tubby Time with you, Kitty. 223 00:09:20,305 --> 00:09:23,141 -You're a good friend. -[Kitty] Meow, meow, meow. 224 00:09:23,174 --> 00:09:25,010 Aw, hell no. 225 00:09:25,043 --> 00:09:27,879 That lighting makes me look like a damn meth head. 226 00:09:27,912 --> 00:09:29,881 I think it's awesome how comfortable you are 227 00:09:29,914 --> 00:09:30,915 with your body. 228 00:09:30,949 --> 00:09:34,719 And so do your 800,000 followers. 229 00:09:34,753 --> 00:09:38,990 -[screams] Oh, my God! -Oh, my God! I don't get it. 230 00:09:39,024 --> 00:09:41,026 Your fans want another episode. 231 00:09:41,226 --> 00:09:43,795 And you'll be like his little sidekick. 232 00:09:43,828 --> 00:09:46,431 Girl, I don't do sidekick. Co-star, equal billing, 233 00:09:46,464 --> 00:09:48,733 and I want an Executive Producer credit. 234 00:09:49,167 --> 00:09:50,101 [upbeat music playing] 235 00:09:50,335 --> 00:09:53,371 Sounds like Phineas really gave Chang a tongue lashing, 236 00:09:53,405 --> 00:09:56,041 before it swelled up and almost suffocated him to death. 237 00:09:56,341 --> 00:09:57,409 It was a thing of beauty. 238 00:09:57,442 --> 00:10:01,112 I mean, what he said to him, not his gasps for air 239 00:10:01,146 --> 00:10:04,382 before the paramedics arrived. That was a little embarrassing. 240 00:10:04,416 --> 00:10:07,986 Vote Melendez! And don't vote Chang! 241 00:10:08,186 --> 00:10:10,121 You guys ready to bury this fucker? 242 00:10:10,155 --> 00:10:11,790 Fuck yeah! 243 00:10:11,823 --> 00:10:14,426 Good seein' you pumped up about politics again, buddy. 244 00:10:14,459 --> 00:10:17,328 Yeah, it is. I really like this side of you, Phineas. 245 00:10:17,362 --> 00:10:20,131 Meaning what? You didn't like any of my sides before? 246 00:10:20,165 --> 00:10:22,100 -You hated me? -What? No. 247 00:10:22,133 --> 00:10:23,902 -I-- -I'm joking! 248 00:10:23,935 --> 00:10:25,503 Now that my life has purpose, 249 00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,839 I'm jovial and fun to be around! 250 00:10:27,872 --> 00:10:29,074 I wouldn't go that far. 251 00:10:29,107 --> 00:10:31,443 -Uh, barely tolerable... -[door opening] 252 00:10:31,476 --> 00:10:34,379 Noah, tell my sister, who I'm not speaking to, 253 00:10:34,412 --> 00:10:35,447 to turn on the TV! 254 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:38,016 Gretchen, turn on-- What am I doing? 255 00:10:38,416 --> 00:10:40,552 Translating from spiteful English to English? 256 00:10:40,585 --> 00:10:41,953 [news music plays] 257 00:10:42,153 --> 00:10:43,421 Blockbuster photos have surfaced 258 00:10:43,455 --> 00:10:45,356 of mayoral candidate George Melendez. 259 00:10:45,857 --> 00:10:49,160 Photos being called "shocking, appalling, and sexist." 260 00:10:49,194 --> 00:10:51,029 Let's go to Channel 7's Stephanie Olsen 261 00:10:51,062 --> 00:10:51,763 in the Tenderloin. 262 00:10:52,063 --> 00:10:56,234 I'm here with Cheyenne, pronouns they/them, 263 00:10:56,267 --> 00:10:58,536 who brought the photos to our attention. 264 00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:02,574 He was Annie in drag! It's gender appropriation. 265 00:11:02,607 --> 00:11:05,877 It robbed an essential role from a female actor. 266 00:11:06,277 --> 00:11:08,546 George Melendez should be held accountable! 267 00:11:08,847 --> 00:11:12,417 -Well, it is an all-boys school. -[gasps] 268 00:11:12,450 --> 00:11:16,187 He should be held accountable for that too! [grunts] 269 00:11:16,454 --> 00:11:17,822 [tense music playing] 270 00:11:20,892 --> 00:11:22,026 [man 1] Cancelled. 271 00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:23,862 Channel 7 News can confirm, 272 00:11:23,895 --> 00:11:25,797 George Melendez has dropped out of the race. 273 00:11:25,997 --> 00:11:27,832 He has been cancelled. 274 00:11:27,866 --> 00:11:30,568 Cancelled? What's that mean, cancelled? 275 00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:34,539 Well, it means he's done. Finished. [chuckles] 276 00:11:34,572 --> 00:11:37,142 Persona non grata in politics, online, 277 00:11:37,175 --> 00:11:38,576 and at any decent restaurant. 278 00:11:38,810 --> 00:11:40,812 Well, that's just crazy. 279 00:11:41,112 --> 00:11:43,081 Gretchen, we're gonna fight for George right? 280 00:11:44,082 --> 00:11:45,049 [groans] It's over. 281 00:11:45,383 --> 00:11:47,485 I'd be lucky to book him on The Lauer Hour. 282 00:11:47,852 --> 00:11:51,189 -Matt Lauer's new podcast. -Ugh. So... so that's it? 283 00:11:51,222 --> 00:11:52,991 Chang is running unopposed? 284 00:11:53,024 --> 00:11:56,528 Um, except for Libertarian candidate Bob Pimko, 285 00:11:56,561 --> 00:11:59,230 running at two percent in the polls. 286 00:11:59,464 --> 00:12:01,065 Oh, well then, it looks like 287 00:12:01,099 --> 00:12:04,068 it's winner winner Kung Pao dinner! 288 00:12:04,102 --> 00:12:05,603 [indistinct chatter] 289 00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,238 What do you think you're me? 290 00:12:07,272 --> 00:12:08,573 [mumbles] 291 00:12:08,606 --> 00:12:10,608 No, no. Dennis says that. He made it up. 292 00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:12,410 [upbeat music playing] 293 00:12:14,479 --> 00:12:15,413 Money. 294 00:12:16,981 --> 00:12:20,318 We're so down with the body positive message, bro. 295 00:12:20,351 --> 00:12:21,619 It's enlightened. 296 00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:24,422 To Chuck, from your pal, Freddy. 297 00:12:24,455 --> 00:12:25,590 I'm Charlie. 298 00:12:25,790 --> 00:12:27,392 I don't know how to spell that, Chuck. 299 00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:31,129 Sitting in bubbles all the time is making my feet turn yellow. 300 00:12:31,162 --> 00:12:34,165 Man, if you don't put those gnarly, nasty-ass, 301 00:12:34,199 --> 00:12:36,401 lemon toes away, you'll scare off all the fans! 302 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:39,137 This is what the world has come to. 303 00:12:39,170 --> 00:12:42,073 A good man like George gets nailed to the cross. 304 00:12:42,106 --> 00:12:44,542 A fat man like Freddy is a national hero. 305 00:12:44,843 --> 00:12:46,578 Be happy for old Freddy. 306 00:12:46,611 --> 00:12:48,146 It's good to see life give him 307 00:12:48,179 --> 00:12:50,281 the long end of the stick for once. 308 00:12:50,315 --> 00:12:52,383 Life gave me the long end of the stick, 309 00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:53,651 right up my fucking ass!! 310 00:12:53,952 --> 00:12:57,188 -[gasps] -I was standing here first! 311 00:12:57,222 --> 00:12:59,190 -[beeps] -That was State Senator Moffit. 312 00:12:59,224 --> 00:13:01,426 He can't replace George as our candidate. 313 00:13:01,459 --> 00:13:02,994 He's not gonna be out of jail in time. 314 00:13:03,027 --> 00:13:06,598 Shit. Shit, shit, shit shit, shit, shit, shit! 315 00:13:06,798 --> 00:13:07,899 [gasps] 316 00:13:08,566 --> 00:13:11,502 We gotta find somebody who voters like more 317 00:13:11,536 --> 00:13:12,704 than Dennis the Menace. 318 00:13:12,737 --> 00:13:15,607 [crowd cheering] 319 00:13:16,174 --> 00:13:18,943 -[screams] -[splash] 320 00:13:19,544 --> 00:13:23,248 [crowd] Freddy, Freddy, Freddy! 321 00:13:23,281 --> 00:13:26,017 This may sound crazy, but hear me out... 322 00:13:27,185 --> 00:13:29,954 -Freddy? That's crazy! -But is it? 323 00:13:30,321 --> 00:13:32,490 Freddy polls ahead of Chang in the head-to-head, 324 00:13:32,523 --> 00:13:34,092 and has a higher Q rating. 325 00:13:34,392 --> 00:13:36,561 He once ate an entire bag of potatoes 326 00:13:36,594 --> 00:13:38,396 without taking them out of the bag. 327 00:13:38,429 --> 00:13:39,464 And could you do that? 328 00:13:39,697 --> 00:13:41,966 What happens when Freddy has to speak? 329 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,003 When people ask him questions, besides, "What's your name?" 330 00:13:45,036 --> 00:13:46,104 Well, I got a thought on that. 331 00:13:46,137 --> 00:13:49,173 What if we got one of those ear piece hickamajigs 332 00:13:49,207 --> 00:13:51,609 for Freddy and you told him what to say? 333 00:13:52,010 --> 00:13:53,378 It's not a bad idea. 334 00:13:53,411 --> 00:13:55,179 You've got a mind for politics. 335 00:13:55,213 --> 00:13:57,148 You could be the man behind the man. 336 00:13:57,181 --> 00:14:00,451 -Why don't I just be the man? -Because people don't like you. 337 00:14:00,718 --> 00:14:02,353 He's right, they don't. 338 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,055 Hmm. 339 00:14:04,589 --> 00:14:08,059 Welcome to another edition of Tubby Time. 340 00:14:08,092 --> 00:14:11,229 I'm Freddy Freekowtski, she's Kitty, 341 00:14:11,262 --> 00:14:13,631 and we have a big announcement! 342 00:14:14,032 --> 00:14:16,134 I'm running for Mayo! 343 00:14:16,401 --> 00:14:18,202 Which is great because I love mayonnaise! 344 00:14:18,503 --> 00:14:21,072 -"Mayor," dumb-dumb. -Mayor dumb-dumb. 345 00:14:21,105 --> 00:14:22,707 Man behind the man! 346 00:14:23,207 --> 00:14:25,009 This is your new candidate? 347 00:14:25,043 --> 00:14:27,345 Oh, Gretchen, if I were speaking to you 348 00:14:27,378 --> 00:14:30,448 I'd say, it's sad. Just sad. 349 00:14:30,481 --> 00:14:33,584 We just hit two million views! 350 00:14:33,618 --> 00:14:36,020 Oh, that's nice honey. Dennis is gonna crush him. 351 00:14:36,254 --> 00:14:37,655 -Get out. -No. 352 00:14:37,855 --> 00:14:40,525 No? Close your eyes, please. 353 00:14:41,526 --> 00:14:45,763 -Get out, or I'll drop a deuce. -You wouldn't. 354 00:14:45,964 --> 00:14:48,533 -I got one in the chamber! -Don't you dare. 355 00:14:48,566 --> 00:14:49,767 I'm dumping, baby! 356 00:14:51,602 --> 00:14:52,537 [hums] 357 00:14:53,771 --> 00:14:56,207 I'll just use the one downstairs. 358 00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:57,542 [cheerful music playing] 359 00:14:57,575 --> 00:15:00,044 [indistinct clamor] 360 00:15:00,411 --> 00:15:02,613 As your mayor, I promise... 361 00:15:03,014 --> 00:15:06,117 ...I promise that Dennis Chang and big business... 362 00:15:06,317 --> 00:15:08,553 ...Dennis Chang and big business... 363 00:15:08,586 --> 00:15:11,656 ...will stay out of your business! 364 00:15:11,689 --> 00:15:14,659 ...will stay out of your business! 365 00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:16,527 [man coughing] 366 00:15:17,195 --> 00:15:20,164 Why aren't they going nuts? That was my big line! 367 00:15:20,431 --> 00:15:23,401 -[breathes heavily] -Do something, fat man! 368 00:15:25,703 --> 00:15:27,605 Oh! [screams] 369 00:15:28,639 --> 00:15:31,776 [applause, cheering] 370 00:15:33,578 --> 00:15:34,579 [gasps] 371 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:37,248 [cheerful music playing] 372 00:15:41,252 --> 00:15:45,323 ♪ The skies above me Open wide ♪ 373 00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:48,626 [crowd cheering] 374 00:15:48,993 --> 00:15:51,696 ♪ Trying to be right as hero ♪ 375 00:15:52,263 --> 00:15:55,400 ♪ You need to be real And not a fraud ♪ 376 00:15:55,700 --> 00:16:01,139 ♪ 'Cause I'm wanted for peace In a world of war ♪ 377 00:16:02,407 --> 00:16:03,674 [groans, gasps] 378 00:16:05,376 --> 00:16:06,577 [screams] 379 00:16:06,611 --> 00:16:07,645 [music fades] 380 00:16:07,678 --> 00:16:09,781 As your mayor, I promise... 381 00:16:09,814 --> 00:16:11,849 ...that Dennis Chang and big business... 382 00:16:12,150 --> 00:16:15,186 ...will stay out of your business. 383 00:16:15,219 --> 00:16:16,521 [applause, cheering] 384 00:16:16,754 --> 00:16:19,257 Finally a crowd with some sense! 385 00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:21,292 Great original idea, Freddy! 386 00:16:21,559 --> 00:16:22,493 Freddy's a God! 387 00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:24,262 Feel the Freddy! 388 00:16:24,495 --> 00:16:26,097 [crowd] Feel the Freddy! 389 00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:29,233 And I will not rest until every business 390 00:16:29,267 --> 00:16:32,303 in Silicon Valley gets burned to the fucking ground 391 00:16:32,336 --> 00:16:34,705 like a straw hut in North Vietnam! 392 00:16:34,739 --> 00:16:38,342 But you simple-minded sheep would rather see this fat fuck 393 00:16:38,376 --> 00:16:40,244 fart the Star-Spangled Banner! 394 00:16:40,278 --> 00:16:41,679 Don't say any of that, Freddy. 395 00:16:41,712 --> 00:16:44,482 Don't say any of that, Freddy. 396 00:16:44,515 --> 00:16:45,316 What the hell? 397 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:49,487 Uh, hey, Phineas. From now on, why don't you just tell me 398 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,557 what you want Freddy to say, then I'll tell him. 399 00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:53,825 Why the fuck would I do that? 400 00:16:54,025 --> 00:16:58,196 Uh, bec... because Franklin can help soften the edges. 401 00:16:58,229 --> 00:16:59,931 So we can appeal to the broadest audience. 402 00:16:59,964 --> 00:17:02,667 No. My words are my words! 403 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:05,236 We ain't askin'. You are off the mic! 404 00:17:05,269 --> 00:17:08,539 -But I'm the man behind the man. -Well, not anymore. 405 00:17:08,573 --> 00:17:11,476 You're more like the man behind the man's behind... 406 00:17:11,509 --> 00:17:12,777 You know what I'm saying, right? 407 00:17:12,810 --> 00:17:14,946 -Anyway, you're fired. -[sighs] 408 00:17:14,979 --> 00:17:17,181 [man 2] Ladies and gentlemen, please stand 409 00:17:17,215 --> 00:17:18,683 for our national anthem. 410 00:17:18,716 --> 00:17:22,353 [farts] 411 00:17:27,492 --> 00:17:32,230 Mm. Ten p.m. Study. If you wanna fuck. 412 00:17:32,630 --> 00:17:36,667 Well, here I am, Noah. Wearing crotchless panties... 413 00:17:37,935 --> 00:17:40,271 You need to turn the note over. Read the back. 414 00:17:40,304 --> 00:17:43,941 [shrieks] Oh, God. "Up Freddy's campaign." 415 00:17:44,475 --> 00:17:46,644 "If you want to fuck up Freddy's campaign." 416 00:17:46,677 --> 00:17:48,346 Okay, that... that's now making... 417 00:17:48,379 --> 00:17:50,214 making more sense. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 418 00:17:50,448 --> 00:17:52,950 But if you're horny, I could throw you a hump. 419 00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:55,353 You don't have a bad body for an older broad. 420 00:17:55,553 --> 00:17:58,222 Oh, to be clear, I would not fuck you 421 00:17:58,256 --> 00:17:59,790 if you were the last man on earth. 422 00:17:59,824 --> 00:18:02,894 You say that now, but wait till I'm the last man on earth. 423 00:18:02,927 --> 00:18:05,396 I'd sew myself shut. [groans] 424 00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:08,232 Why would you help me destroy Freddy's campaign? 425 00:18:08,432 --> 00:18:10,535 Because he's a know-nothing who's out of control! 426 00:18:10,735 --> 00:18:13,371 And Franklin... Franklin's being a dick to me. 427 00:18:13,604 --> 00:18:15,640 Well, what about Dennis? I thought 428 00:18:15,873 --> 00:18:18,643 "that Nazi piece of shit will destroy freedom, 429 00:18:18,676 --> 00:18:20,444 democracy, and humankind." 430 00:18:20,645 --> 00:18:22,880 -Nobody's perfect. -You have a plan? 431 00:18:22,914 --> 00:18:25,216 Oh, I have a plan. 432 00:18:25,449 --> 00:18:27,685 Okay, the debate's tomorrow night... 433 00:18:27,885 --> 00:18:29,420 [heroic music playing] 434 00:18:29,654 --> 00:18:31,956 [indistinct chatter] 435 00:18:31,989 --> 00:18:33,724 It's a basic human right. 436 00:18:33,758 --> 00:18:36,327 Every San Franciscan should have... 437 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:39,397 ...should have safe, affordable housing! 438 00:18:39,597 --> 00:18:41,332 [applause] 439 00:18:41,365 --> 00:18:43,768 [chuckles] This affordable housing. 440 00:18:43,801 --> 00:18:46,404 How do you propose to pay for it? 441 00:18:46,437 --> 00:18:50,575 I will pay for it with a tax on rich jerks like you, Chang! 442 00:18:51,108 --> 00:18:53,277 [headphone glitching] 443 00:18:53,544 --> 00:18:54,779 Say something, dipshit. 444 00:18:55,713 --> 00:18:59,350 -It's working, Phineas. -I don't know who that is. 445 00:18:59,383 --> 00:19:01,686 [chuckles] I'll ask you again, sir. 446 00:19:01,886 --> 00:19:04,455 How will you pay for "housing for all"? 447 00:19:04,689 --> 00:19:07,558 Either you or your cat may answer. 448 00:19:07,758 --> 00:19:10,361 -Uh... pay for it, pay for it... -[crowd laughing] 449 00:19:10,828 --> 00:19:14,665 -I'll pay for it with my phone! -[crowd laughing] 450 00:19:14,699 --> 00:19:17,368 Oh, your phone? How would that work? 451 00:19:17,401 --> 00:19:22,773 Uh, well, I... I put my phone up to the thingy at the register, 452 00:19:22,807 --> 00:19:25,343 and it pays for everything. Dummy. 453 00:19:25,610 --> 00:19:27,845 [crowd laughing] 454 00:19:27,878 --> 00:19:30,615 It seems that left to his own devices, 455 00:19:30,648 --> 00:19:34,085 my opponent would rely on... his own devices. 456 00:19:34,118 --> 00:19:35,486 I am Dennis Change. 457 00:19:35,519 --> 00:19:38,422 It's not my fault. My earpiece didn't work. 458 00:19:38,623 --> 00:19:40,825 [laughing] 459 00:19:41,459 --> 00:19:43,828 It's eight p.m. and voting has concluded 460 00:19:43,861 --> 00:19:45,463 in the race for mayor. 461 00:19:45,496 --> 00:19:47,932 Exit polls have Freddy down by ten points. 462 00:19:48,165 --> 00:19:49,800 When the results come in, 463 00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:53,771 no one will be more upset than I, Phineas T. Phreakers, 464 00:19:53,804 --> 00:19:55,573 your most loyal advisor! 465 00:19:55,606 --> 00:19:57,708 I call all the yellow cube cheese. 466 00:19:57,742 --> 00:19:59,610 Shoulda stuck with Tubby Time. 467 00:19:59,644 --> 00:20:01,379 I'd been the next Andy Richter. 468 00:20:01,412 --> 00:20:03,748 That chubby turd makes bank! [groans] 469 00:20:03,948 --> 00:20:06,717 Whoa, My God, it is glum in here! 470 00:20:07,051 --> 00:20:08,886 You know, if Gretch and I were still speaking, 471 00:20:08,919 --> 00:20:11,389 I would offer her these sisterly words, 472 00:20:11,856 --> 00:20:15,960 ♪ I win, you lose Bang-bang, Dennis Chang! ♪ 473 00:20:16,227 --> 00:20:16,994 Eh, eh. 474 00:20:17,361 --> 00:20:20,765 Like I told you in the car. It's... not very good. 475 00:20:20,998 --> 00:20:22,833 If I were speaking to my sister, 476 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:25,469 I'd take the high road and congratulate her. 477 00:20:25,503 --> 00:20:27,538 On her soon-to-be announced victory. 478 00:20:27,571 --> 00:20:29,073 Harper, you deserve credit. 479 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,576 Y'all had some good luck, but like I said, 480 00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:33,444 you deserve all the credit. 481 00:20:33,711 --> 00:20:36,580 Yeah, you said it twice. The deserve credit thing. 482 00:20:36,614 --> 00:20:37,882 -To her. -Yup, yup. 483 00:20:37,915 --> 00:20:40,384 Well, that's very gracious of you both. 484 00:20:40,418 --> 00:20:41,919 I appreciate it. 485 00:20:41,952 --> 00:20:45,923 You... appreciate it? It wasn't her, it was me! 486 00:20:45,956 --> 00:20:48,659 It was my idea to sabotage Freddy's earpiece! 487 00:20:48,693 --> 00:20:51,128 We... we should get to Dennis's victory speech. 488 00:20:51,329 --> 00:20:53,030 You're not going anywhere, cheater. 489 00:20:53,064 --> 00:20:53,931 I'm the cheater? 490 00:20:53,964 --> 00:20:56,000 You guys were feeding him the answers! 491 00:20:56,033 --> 00:20:58,035 Phineas, what the hell? 492 00:20:58,069 --> 00:21:01,505 You ratfucked Freddy and me. We're your brothers! 493 00:21:01,539 --> 00:21:03,708 Well, you weren't treating me like a brother. 494 00:21:04,008 --> 00:21:05,676 You were treating me like a crazy person. 495 00:21:05,876 --> 00:21:08,412 -You are a crazy person. -Damn right, Freddy. 496 00:21:08,612 --> 00:21:10,848 And he didn't need me to say it in his ear. 497 00:21:10,881 --> 00:21:12,850 I'm not crazy, I'm passionate! 498 00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:15,853 I was just a kid from the streets of Berkley. 499 00:21:15,886 --> 00:21:18,022 People spat in my face and said, 500 00:21:18,055 --> 00:21:20,191 I'd never amount to a hill of beans. 501 00:21:20,224 --> 00:21:23,160 Well, Mom? Dad? Mom's friend Jerry, 502 00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:24,695 who visits when Dad's away? 503 00:21:24,929 --> 00:21:25,963 Look at me now! 504 00:21:26,230 --> 00:21:28,432 I'm making things better for the good guys. 505 00:21:28,666 --> 00:21:31,836 You abandoned the good guys for a capitalist psychopath. 506 00:21:31,869 --> 00:21:36,073 Because you abandoned me! Again! Just like 1968, 507 00:21:36,107 --> 00:21:39,176 when Bernie Sanders stole my political philosophy 508 00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:40,678 and the love of my life! 509 00:21:40,711 --> 00:21:43,047 Bernie Sanders was the love of your life? 510 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,182 Oh, look! They're announcing the official results. 511 00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:47,184 A winner in the race for mayor. 512 00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:49,854 With 50.1 percent of the vote, 513 00:21:50,087 --> 00:21:53,557 Fat Freddy Freekowtski will now be called "His Honor." 514 00:21:53,891 --> 00:21:55,059 You're shittin' me. 515 00:21:55,292 --> 00:21:57,828 People lie in exit polls. I know I did. 516 00:21:57,862 --> 00:21:59,497 Freddy, you won! 517 00:21:59,764 --> 00:22:01,999 They tried to hang you but the rope broke! 518 00:22:02,032 --> 00:22:04,702 -Won what? -The election, ya furry freak! 519 00:22:04,935 --> 00:22:07,605 The good guy won, the bad guy lost. 520 00:22:08,806 --> 00:22:10,241 [all cheer] 521 00:22:10,274 --> 00:22:13,210 -We did it. We did it. Let's go. -Whoo! 522 00:22:13,477 --> 00:22:16,447 -[laughs, screams] -[laughs, howls] 523 00:22:19,683 --> 00:22:22,052 We did it, brothers! And sister! 524 00:22:22,086 --> 00:22:23,954 I mean, not sister, 'cause I'm tryin' to... 525 00:22:24,555 --> 00:22:28,592 -Yeah, yeah! -Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 526 00:22:28,626 --> 00:22:31,695 You lose! You fucking lose! 527 00:22:31,729 --> 00:22:34,465 I kicked your fucking ass, loser! 528 00:22:34,732 --> 00:22:36,133 I accept your apology. 529 00:22:36,167 --> 00:22:38,202 -Well, I don't apologize. -I don't either. 530 00:22:39,703 --> 00:22:41,238 Kitty, I won! 531 00:22:41,272 --> 00:22:43,174 I gotta give my expect-tance speech! 532 00:22:43,207 --> 00:22:44,642 [yowls] 533 00:22:44,675 --> 00:22:47,244 [cheering, applause] 534 00:22:48,179 --> 00:22:51,749 [indistinct chatter] 535 00:22:51,782 --> 00:22:54,051 [coughs] I wanna say... [gasps] 536 00:22:54,084 --> 00:22:57,254 ...to my opponent Dennis Ching-- Chang. 537 00:22:57,555 --> 00:22:58,923 Not Ching-Chang. 538 00:22:58,956 --> 00:23:01,058 [mumbles] Solly, swarrowed some bubbles. 539 00:23:01,091 --> 00:23:03,694 Hey, he's wearing yellow face! 540 00:23:03,727 --> 00:23:07,064 What? What, no, the bubble bath turned my skin yellow. 541 00:23:07,097 --> 00:23:08,699 And mocking Dennis Chang's accent 542 00:23:08,732 --> 00:23:10,167 even though he doesn't have one! 543 00:23:10,201 --> 00:23:11,035 Freddy's a racist! 544 00:23:11,335 --> 00:23:15,306 I, Channel 7's Stephanie Olsen, am so done with him. 545 00:23:15,339 --> 00:23:16,273 He should be... 546 00:23:16,707 --> 00:23:18,008 [tense music playing] 547 00:23:18,242 --> 00:23:19,210 [music fades] 548 00:23:19,243 --> 00:23:20,177 [man 1] Cancelled! 549 00:23:21,745 --> 00:23:23,547 So, with a face like scrambled eggs 550 00:23:23,581 --> 00:23:25,182 and a voice like Jackie Chan, 551 00:23:25,216 --> 00:23:28,686 Mayor Freddy got impeached before he got sworn in. 552 00:23:28,886 --> 00:23:32,056 City council gave the gig to the third party candidate 553 00:23:32,089 --> 00:23:34,625 that robot soundin' motherfucker, Bob Pimko. 554 00:23:35,192 --> 00:23:37,661 -[gunshots] -[indistinct shouting] 555 00:23:37,862 --> 00:23:40,631 [crowd screaming] 556 00:23:40,831 --> 00:23:42,833 That's it for this week's Kitty Time, y’all. 557 00:23:42,867 --> 00:23:44,902 Don't forget to hit like and subscribe. 558 00:23:44,935 --> 00:23:46,637 This shit don't pay for itself! 559 00:23:48,072 --> 00:23:49,206 I am the mayor, bitches. 560 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:53,711 ♪ P-I-M to the K-O Rob got that mad robot flow ♪ 561 00:23:53,744 --> 00:23:55,880 ♪ He need to split to use His little crumpled dick ♪ 562 00:23:55,913 --> 00:23:58,082 ♪ So, baby, if you want some Bring a popsicle stick ♪ 563 00:23:58,282 --> 00:24:00,618 ♪ Baby got back Pimko got chair ♪ 564 00:24:00,651 --> 00:24:02,753 ♪ He's running shit Mess with him if you dare ♪ 565 00:24:02,786 --> 00:24:04,655 ♪ Bitches love Pimko He ain't no wussy ♪ 566 00:24:04,688 --> 00:24:05,823 ♪ 'Cause he built The access ramp ♪ 567 00:24:05,856 --> 00:24:07,024 ♪ Straight up in their pussy 568 00:24:07,391 --> 00:24:08,893 ♪ I'm the mayor bitches ♪ 569 00:24:09,526 --> 00:24:10,995 ♪ I'm the mayor bitches 570 00:24:11,695 --> 00:24:13,130 ♪ Snitches get stitches 571 00:24:13,564 --> 00:24:15,232 [Bob] I'm the mayor bitches. 572 00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:17,568 ♪ I'm the mayor bitches 573 00:24:18,335 --> 00:24:19,703 ♪ I'm the mayor bitches 574 00:24:20,638 --> 00:24:21,805 ♪ Snitches get stitches 575 00:24:22,306 --> 00:24:23,908 [Bob] I'm the mayor bitches. 576 00:24:24,942 --> 00:24:26,076 ♪ I'm the mayor bitches 577 00:24:26,577 --> 00:24:28,345 -[Bob] I'm the mayor bitches. -[gunshots] 578 00:24:30,414 --> 00:24:32,316 [man 3] It's a good show.