1 00:00:17,131 --> 00:00:18,364 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:18,398 --> 00:00:20,598 ♪ Brother, hmm, hmm 3 00:00:20,631 --> 00:00:23,064 ♪ Three brothers puffin' 4 00:00:23,097 --> 00:00:26,731 ♪ And we just woke up in Year 2020 ♪ 5 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:29,097 ♪ Roll another J And forget the day ♪ 6 00:00:29,431 --> 00:00:31,865 ♪ Roll another J And get high ♪ 7 00:00:32,231 --> 00:00:35,398 ♪ Roll another J And forget the day ♪ 8 00:00:35,431 --> 00:00:37,665 ♪ Me and my brothers Getting fried ♪ 9 00:00:37,698 --> 00:00:39,564 ♪ The Freak Brothers 10 00:00:39,598 --> 00:00:40,564 [inhales] 11 00:00:44,564 --> 00:00:45,898 ♪ Peace and love 12 00:00:46,197 --> 00:00:47,898 ♪ Got to get together ♪ 13 00:00:47,930 --> 00:00:49,831 -♪ With peace and love -[helicopters whirring] 14 00:00:49,865 --> 00:00:51,097 ♪ Stop fighting one another 15 00:00:51,131 --> 00:00:53,831 -♪ Give it to me now ♪ -♪ Peace and love ♪ 16 00:00:53,865 --> 00:00:55,431 ♪ Got to get together 17 00:00:55,731 --> 00:00:56,930 ♪ With peace and love ♪ 18 00:00:57,364 --> 00:00:59,598 -♪ Stop fighting one another ♪ -♪ Ow... ♪ 19 00:01:00,164 --> 00:01:03,531 Excuse me. Pardon me. Move, man! 20 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:06,665 One hairy, maladjusted Freak comin' through! 21 00:01:06,698 --> 00:01:08,364 ♪ It's time to change ♪ 22 00:01:08,930 --> 00:01:10,464 ♪ Hey, hey... ♪ 23 00:01:10,798 --> 00:01:13,364 I won this hat off a man in a poker game 24 00:01:13,398 --> 00:01:14,997 just outside of Abilene, Texas. 25 00:01:15,231 --> 00:01:16,097 Do you have any pot? 26 00:01:16,331 --> 00:01:19,631 If you ladies would kindly check your tube tops. 27 00:01:19,665 --> 00:01:20,765 [both chuckle] 28 00:01:20,798 --> 00:01:22,665 [both] When did you do that? 29 00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:24,698 When we were making love, darlings. 30 00:01:24,898 --> 00:01:28,964 Allow me to introduce myself, Freewheelin' Franklin Freek. 31 00:01:30,564 --> 00:01:32,431 [inhales, exhales] 32 00:01:32,665 --> 00:01:33,531 Name's Bernie Sanders. 33 00:01:33,831 --> 00:01:36,364 Outreach Coordinator for the American Socialist Party. 34 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:37,930 I also brought the sandwich. 35 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:41,364 Fat Freddy Freekowtski. I'm eatin' the sandwich. 36 00:01:41,398 --> 00:01:43,031 Of course, in the spirit of socialism, 37 00:01:43,064 --> 00:01:44,464 I brought it to share with everyone. 38 00:01:44,831 --> 00:01:47,364 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. [munches] 39 00:01:47,665 --> 00:01:49,765 Fat Freddy, gimme a piece of that sandwich. 40 00:01:49,997 --> 00:01:52,498 Oh, Kitty, I fed you last week! 41 00:01:52,731 --> 00:01:54,865 Don't play with me, fat man! I'm hungry! 42 00:01:55,464 --> 00:01:58,331 -[rock music playing] -[indistinct chatter] 43 00:01:58,598 --> 00:01:59,831 [growls] 44 00:01:59,865 --> 00:02:03,398 Franklin, Freddy, we gotta talk. Basement. Now. 45 00:02:12,698 --> 00:02:13,865 [meows] 46 00:02:14,731 --> 00:02:18,698 "The ultimate high." That's what it says, right here. 47 00:02:19,031 --> 00:02:21,598 A guy named Swami Bhajan. 48 00:02:21,631 --> 00:02:23,930 He makes a magical trippin' sauce. 49 00:02:23,964 --> 00:02:25,031 -[munches] -You sprinkle it on your weed 50 00:02:25,264 --> 00:02:29,331 and it, quote, "Blows your mind out your eye holes," unquote! 51 00:02:29,665 --> 00:02:30,831 [blows raspberries] 52 00:02:31,698 --> 00:02:32,798 [screams] 53 00:02:33,231 --> 00:02:35,997 What in the fried fuck is a Swami? 54 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:39,064 I don't know, some spiritual kook who rides elephants. 55 00:02:39,097 --> 00:02:41,531 -I didn't read the article. -It don't matter. 56 00:02:41,564 --> 00:02:43,598 It's the ultimate high! Where is he? 57 00:02:43,798 --> 00:02:46,865 Some little music festival in upstate New York. 58 00:02:47,197 --> 00:02:49,831 -[crowd cheering] -[Kitty] Woodstock, 1969. 59 00:02:50,231 --> 00:02:52,865 The apex of '60s counterculture. 60 00:02:52,898 --> 00:02:55,097 Lotta music. Lotta drugs. 61 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:56,665 -And a lotta fuckin'. -[woman moans] 62 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:59,064 -A whole lotta fucking. -[crowd moaning] 63 00:02:59,264 --> 00:03:01,031 There were once in a lifetime performances 64 00:03:01,064 --> 00:03:04,431 from Janis Joplin, John Fogerty, and Joe Cocker. 65 00:03:04,698 --> 00:03:06,930 [screams] 66 00:03:06,964 --> 00:03:08,798 [screams] 67 00:03:08,831 --> 00:03:09,997 [screams] 68 00:03:10,031 --> 00:03:15,064 [speaking gibberish] 69 00:03:15,264 --> 00:03:16,798 [groans] 70 00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:19,531 But we didn't see a damn second of it, 71 00:03:19,564 --> 00:03:21,798 because Fat Freddy bought us bus tickets 72 00:03:22,064 --> 00:03:23,364 to Woodstock, Georgia! 73 00:03:26,531 --> 00:03:27,631 -[birds chirping] -[caws] 74 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:29,930 After two days of wandering around 75 00:03:29,964 --> 00:03:31,631 a damn peach orchard, 76 00:03:31,831 --> 00:03:34,431 they finally figured out we were in the wrong damn state! 77 00:03:38,164 --> 00:03:39,964 -[gun cocks] -[Phineas] Ow! 78 00:03:40,164 --> 00:03:44,564 Ow! Run! Run, guys! Run for your fucking lives! 79 00:03:44,598 --> 00:03:47,498 -Every man for himself! -[Freddy] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 80 00:03:47,765 --> 00:03:49,564 [rock music playing] 81 00:03:49,765 --> 00:03:52,398 Don't you want to stop and listen to Jimi Hendrix? 82 00:03:52,631 --> 00:03:54,831 No! It's the last day of the festival. 83 00:03:54,865 --> 00:03:57,097 I wanna find Swami what's-his-fucking name 84 00:03:57,131 --> 00:03:58,598 and get the ultimate high. 85 00:03:58,631 --> 00:04:00,464 -But Phineas- -You shut up! 86 00:04:00,498 --> 00:04:02,997 I'm still picking buckshot out of my ass because of you. 87 00:04:06,131 --> 00:04:08,031 Your Holiness, wait! 88 00:04:08,064 --> 00:04:11,665 -Namaste, namaste! -What is it, my children? 89 00:04:11,698 --> 00:04:14,731 Your Honor, we stand before you to request a bottle 90 00:04:14,765 --> 00:04:17,930 of your sacred weed sauce. [chuckles] 91 00:04:17,964 --> 00:04:20,531 And for what reason do you seek my elixir? 92 00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:22,831 To get as high as humanly possible. 93 00:04:22,865 --> 00:04:23,765 I'm so sorry. 94 00:04:23,798 --> 00:04:26,464 My elixir is only for spiritual purposes. 95 00:04:26,498 --> 00:04:27,798 Listen, Chicken Tikka. 96 00:04:28,031 --> 00:04:30,398 You say spiritual, I say 30 dollars. 97 00:04:30,665 --> 00:04:31,997 You could've had it for five. 98 00:04:32,498 --> 00:04:35,831 What a dumbass. Pack up those pachyderms. 99 00:04:35,865 --> 00:04:37,097 -[elephant trumpets] -We're leaving! 100 00:04:37,131 --> 00:04:40,064 And now, I must begin my humble pilgrimage 101 00:04:40,097 --> 00:04:42,364 back to Calcutta. [claps] 102 00:04:43,064 --> 00:04:44,865 [both] ♪ Put the boss in 103 00:04:44,898 --> 00:04:46,865 ♪ His Mercedes 104 00:04:46,898 --> 00:04:48,498 -♪ Tell the driver... -[engine starts] 105 00:04:48,531 --> 00:04:50,464 ♪ Start the engine 106 00:04:50,898 --> 00:04:51,964 We got the sauce! 107 00:04:52,364 --> 00:04:54,564 Now we need to sprinkle it on a joint. 108 00:04:54,831 --> 00:04:55,665 Who's got some weed? 109 00:04:55,997 --> 00:04:58,930 We smoked it all before we hit the Golden Gate Bridge. 110 00:04:58,964 --> 00:05:01,097 No! You smoked it all, funky butt! 111 00:05:01,131 --> 00:05:03,964 All Statue of Liberty no never passin' motherfucker. 112 00:05:03,997 --> 00:05:07,398 Oh, why don't we just buy from one of these hippies here? 113 00:05:07,665 --> 00:05:09,798 That is the end of Woodstock! 114 00:05:10,031 --> 00:05:12,598 Please leave Woodstock now, ya dig? 115 00:05:14,498 --> 00:05:17,598 Gentlemen! Back to San Francisco! 116 00:05:17,631 --> 00:05:18,831 [upbeat music playing] 117 00:05:18,865 --> 00:05:20,498 [Franklin] Mary Jane? 118 00:05:20,531 --> 00:05:22,898 First name Mary, uh, last name Jane? 119 00:05:23,131 --> 00:05:25,064 -Anyone seen her? -Hey. [speaks Spanish] 120 00:05:25,464 --> 00:05:28,097 -You Freaks lookin' to score? -Hey, it's Ramon! 121 00:05:28,131 --> 00:05:30,464 -Hey! Don't say my name! -Hey, Ramon! 122 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:32,930 We'll take our usual bag of schwag, thanks, Ramon! 123 00:05:32,964 --> 00:05:35,831 What the... [sighs] All right. Deal. 124 00:05:35,865 --> 00:05:37,398 Fuckin' Freaks... 125 00:05:37,431 --> 00:05:39,798 -[siren blaring] -Oh, shit! Los cerdos! 126 00:05:39,831 --> 00:05:41,665 Ramon, what the hell are you doin'? 127 00:05:41,898 --> 00:05:44,997 Stuffin' it up my ass. [grunts] I'm on probation! 128 00:05:45,031 --> 00:05:46,930 -Ooh, ice cream! -[ice cream truck music playing] 129 00:05:46,964 --> 00:05:48,464 Who's a track star, in case. 130 00:05:48,498 --> 00:05:49,831 -[groans] -[tires screeching] 131 00:05:49,865 --> 00:05:51,131 -Oh, shit! -[groans] 132 00:05:51,164 --> 00:05:52,665 Ramon, the weed man! 133 00:05:52,698 --> 00:05:54,997 I'll have a rocket pop and a Mr. Big Cone. 134 00:05:55,031 --> 00:05:55,731 Freddy! 135 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,930 A man just got flattened right in front of you 136 00:05:58,131 --> 00:05:59,665 and you're talking about ice cream? 137 00:05:59,865 --> 00:06:03,865 Did you say Mr. Big Cone? That's a good cone. 138 00:06:06,131 --> 00:06:07,431 Forget it, man. 139 00:06:07,464 --> 00:06:09,564 We can just go buy from someone else. 140 00:06:09,598 --> 00:06:11,564 With what? He took the last of our money! 141 00:06:11,598 --> 00:06:13,131 And our weed's up his ass. 142 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:14,431 Hmm. 143 00:06:15,531 --> 00:06:18,598 I got an idea. Play it cool, boys. 144 00:06:18,631 --> 00:06:20,698 Y'all lemme know when y'all get that weed. 145 00:06:20,731 --> 00:06:23,731 [slurps] Mm. I ain't diggin' in nobody's ass. 146 00:06:24,064 --> 00:06:26,464 Let us give you a hand there, pal. 147 00:06:26,498 --> 00:06:30,364 Oh, thanks. I-- Hey. Who are you guys? 148 00:06:30,398 --> 00:06:32,364 You remember us from the Christmas party. 149 00:06:32,398 --> 00:06:34,598 I'm, um... I'm Bill. 150 00:06:34,631 --> 00:06:36,964 I'm Jah-Quez. 151 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:38,564 And I'm Denise! 152 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,665 Oh, you remember Denise! 153 00:06:40,997 --> 00:06:43,930 She was dancing up a storm to "Jingle Bell Rock". 154 00:06:43,964 --> 00:06:45,898 -Shakin' her tits. -Huh. Huh. Huh. 155 00:06:45,930 --> 00:06:48,031 -Ooh. -[Christmas music playing] 156 00:06:48,064 --> 00:06:49,498 -[music stops] -That's right! 157 00:06:49,831 --> 00:06:50,898 Okay, grab his limbs. 158 00:06:50,930 --> 00:06:52,398 -Lift on three. -Sure thing. 159 00:06:52,431 --> 00:06:54,698 And I'll lift from with my hand up his asshole. 160 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,097 What? Why? 161 00:06:57,131 --> 00:06:59,598 So she don't hurt her back. Why do you think? 162 00:07:04,064 --> 00:07:06,097 -[gerbil squeaks] -Wait a minute. 163 00:07:06,297 --> 00:07:07,731 You're not Denise. 164 00:07:07,997 --> 00:07:11,064 Denise is a brunette! What's that in your hand? 165 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:13,831 -Nothin'! -I need a cop over here! 166 00:07:13,865 --> 00:07:15,498 -Let's book! -[pants] 167 00:07:15,531 --> 00:07:18,564 -Ew! Gross! -[pants] 168 00:07:18,865 --> 00:07:21,398 Get that weed in your butt! [meows] 169 00:07:26,930 --> 00:07:30,564 [Phineas] This is it. The ultimate high! 170 00:07:30,598 --> 00:07:32,731 I'll see you on the other side, boys. 171 00:07:33,131 --> 00:07:34,531 [lighter clicks] 172 00:07:34,564 --> 00:07:37,431 [inhales, exhales] 173 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:39,431 [magical jingling] 174 00:07:39,464 --> 00:07:41,464 -[inhales, exhales] -[magical jingling] 175 00:07:41,498 --> 00:07:42,898 -[inhales, exhales] -[magical jingling] 176 00:07:43,131 --> 00:07:46,564 -[inhales, exhales] -[rumbling] 177 00:07:46,765 --> 00:07:49,464 ["Magic Carpet Ride" playing] 178 00:07:49,898 --> 00:07:51,665 ♪ I like to dream ♪ 179 00:07:52,498 --> 00:07:56,564 ♪ Yes, yes, right between The sound machine ♪ 180 00:07:57,997 --> 00:08:00,531 ♪ On a cloud of sound I drift in the night ♪ 181 00:08:00,564 --> 00:08:02,464 ♪ Any place it goes is right... ♪ 182 00:08:02,498 --> 00:08:03,131 [tires screech] 183 00:08:03,164 --> 00:08:04,898 ♪ Goes far, flies near 184 00:08:05,097 --> 00:08:06,865 ♪ To the stars away from here ♪ 185 00:08:06,898 --> 00:08:08,665 ♪ Well, you don't know 186 00:08:08,698 --> 00:08:11,398 ♪ What we can find 187 00:08:11,431 --> 00:08:13,598 ♪ Why don't you come with me Little girl ♪ 188 00:08:13,631 --> 00:08:15,564 ♪ On a magic carpet ride 189 00:08:15,765 --> 00:08:17,731 ♪ Well, you don't know what ♪ 190 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:19,631 ♪ We can see 191 00:08:19,865 --> 00:08:21,765 ♪ Why don't you tell Your dreams to me ♪ 192 00:08:21,997 --> 00:08:23,997 ♪ Fantasy will set you free ♪ 193 00:08:24,498 --> 00:08:27,331 ["All Along the Watchtower" playing] 194 00:08:27,665 --> 00:08:29,831 [screaming] 195 00:08:40,131 --> 00:08:42,765 Damn lightweights. Y'all can't handle that shit. 196 00:08:43,464 --> 00:08:44,598 [shrieks] 197 00:08:44,631 --> 00:08:46,898 ♪ I got so high, yeah ♪ 198 00:08:46,930 --> 00:08:48,798 ♪ I got so high... ♪ 199 00:08:50,164 --> 00:08:51,665 [man] Gnarly. 200 00:08:52,264 --> 00:08:54,364 ♪ I can touch the sky... ♪ 201 00:08:54,398 --> 00:08:55,431 [woman] Bogus. 202 00:08:55,464 --> 00:08:57,498 ♪ I watch the clouds roll by... ♪ 203 00:08:57,531 --> 00:08:58,364 [man 2] As if. 204 00:08:58,398 --> 00:09:00,598 ♪ 'Cause I got so high... ♪ 205 00:09:00,631 --> 00:09:01,698 [woman 2] OMG! 206 00:09:01,731 --> 00:09:03,564 ♪ I got so high... ♪ 207 00:09:03,598 --> 00:09:05,798 -[woman 3] Zaddy! -♪ I got so high ♪ 208 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:10,665 I'm a lot less stressed out, 209 00:09:10,698 --> 00:09:12,698 now that we're allowed to smoke pot on our breaks. 210 00:09:12,964 --> 00:09:13,798 [chuckles] Me too! 211 00:09:14,131 --> 00:09:17,097 I can barely remember those unarmed civilians I shot. 212 00:09:25,964 --> 00:09:27,131 [both sniff] 213 00:09:27,164 --> 00:09:28,865 -I'm up. -I'm up. 214 00:09:28,898 --> 00:09:30,364 I'm up. 215 00:09:30,398 --> 00:09:32,097 [sniffs] Damn, that's ripe! 216 00:09:32,498 --> 00:09:34,964 One of y'all Freaks need to take a shower. 217 00:09:34,997 --> 00:09:37,831 -[knuckles crack] -Ultimate high, my giant b-hole. 218 00:09:37,865 --> 00:09:39,930 [grunts] All we did was fall asleep. 219 00:09:39,964 --> 00:09:40,731 How long were we out? 220 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,631 If I had to guess, and I am good at guessing, 221 00:09:43,665 --> 00:09:44,831 probably an hour. 222 00:09:44,865 --> 00:09:47,564 Ah! I could use a few more winks. 223 00:09:47,598 --> 00:09:48,598 I'm gonna go up to bed. 224 00:09:48,865 --> 00:09:50,531 I'm hungry. 225 00:09:50,731 --> 00:09:52,798 I feel like I haven't eaten in 50 years. 226 00:09:52,997 --> 00:09:54,498 I gotta take a shit. 227 00:09:54,765 --> 00:09:57,531 Oh, okay! I guess I'll clean up this nasty ass basement 228 00:09:57,564 --> 00:09:58,665 by my damn self! 229 00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:01,431 [vacuum cleaner whirs] 230 00:10:07,598 --> 00:10:08,831 [lips smacking] 231 00:10:08,865 --> 00:10:10,498 -How ya doing? -[screams] 232 00:10:13,997 --> 00:10:15,997 -How ya doing? -[screams] 233 00:10:18,898 --> 00:10:21,698 [farts] 234 00:10:24,031 --> 00:10:25,564 [Phineas grunting] 235 00:10:26,498 --> 00:10:28,331 -How ya doing? -[screams] 236 00:10:28,698 --> 00:10:31,997 [all screaming] 237 00:10:33,798 --> 00:10:35,765 -[hisses] -[whimpers] 238 00:10:35,798 --> 00:10:36,865 Please don't kill us! 239 00:10:37,197 --> 00:10:39,498 We voted for bond measure nine to increase shelters! 240 00:10:39,531 --> 00:10:42,898 My God, Noah, at least pretend to be a threat. 241 00:10:43,197 --> 00:10:46,431 Uh, listen, folks, we have an open door policy, 242 00:10:46,464 --> 00:10:48,831 but the one thing we do not tolerate is 243 00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:50,531 -tripping squares. -Yeah. 244 00:10:50,798 --> 00:10:52,631 And what'd you do to our pad? 245 00:10:52,665 --> 00:10:54,997 You gotta ask before messing with our house, lady! 246 00:10:55,031 --> 00:10:56,731 Your house? All right. That's it. 247 00:10:56,765 --> 00:10:57,930 I'm calling the police. 248 00:10:58,131 --> 00:11:00,765 Harper, these guys clearly aren't dangerous. 249 00:11:00,997 --> 00:11:03,398 I don't believe I've had the pleasure. 250 00:11:03,431 --> 00:11:05,331 Freewheelin' Franklin Freak. 251 00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:08,930 Oh, I'm Gretchen, her sister. Don't hold it against me. 252 00:11:09,298 --> 00:11:11,865 -I live in the guest house. -Okay, that's enough! 253 00:11:11,898 --> 00:11:13,930 You get away from her! Move, move, come on. 254 00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:15,765 Oh, somebody's jealous! 255 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:20,598 Um, sorry, that's a Sambonet Conca Gio tablespoon. 256 00:11:20,631 --> 00:11:22,765 It's not meant for frozen food. 257 00:11:23,231 --> 00:11:25,531 -I don't mind. -Noah, step back! 258 00:11:25,831 --> 00:11:28,765 [screaming] 259 00:11:28,798 --> 00:11:30,097 [Kitty] This bitch sprayin' bullshit! 260 00:11:30,131 --> 00:11:31,765 I'll be damned if that crazy bitch get me. 261 00:11:31,798 --> 00:11:32,698 [shrieks] 262 00:11:33,097 --> 00:11:35,464 Jesus, Harper! Gestapo much? 263 00:11:35,898 --> 00:11:36,997 What's going on down there? 264 00:11:37,031 --> 00:11:40,997 Your mother just pepper sprayed three houseless people. 265 00:11:41,031 --> 00:11:43,631 Really, Mom? I've got two AP tests 266 00:11:43,665 --> 00:11:45,398 and a travel soccer game tomorrow! 267 00:11:45,798 --> 00:11:47,564 What the fuck just happened? 268 00:11:47,798 --> 00:11:49,930 Wait! Sorry about my sister. 269 00:11:50,464 --> 00:11:52,531 You guys look like you could use a little help. 270 00:11:52,564 --> 00:11:53,665 [groaning] 271 00:11:54,064 --> 00:11:56,331 And it so happens to be what I do for a living. 272 00:11:56,598 --> 00:11:58,964 -Call me. -Ah. Gretchen Morris, 273 00:11:58,997 --> 00:12:02,930 Housing Ad-vo-cah-tay, uh, and Attorney at Law. 274 00:12:02,964 --> 00:12:04,731 What a beautiful name. 275 00:12:04,997 --> 00:12:07,831 If you need anything, I represent the downtrodden. 276 00:12:08,164 --> 00:12:09,531 Don't hesitate to call. 277 00:12:09,898 --> 00:12:11,964 And you call me if you need anything, 278 00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:13,865 you know, like if you wanna cuddle 279 00:12:13,898 --> 00:12:16,364 or, you know, just, uh, get after it. 280 00:12:16,398 --> 00:12:19,464 -[chuckles] -What the hell is going on? 281 00:12:19,498 --> 00:12:21,631 Did we just get thrown out of our own house? 282 00:12:21,665 --> 00:12:22,865 That ain't our house. 283 00:12:23,097 --> 00:12:25,930 Look at, it's, uh... nice. 284 00:12:26,164 --> 00:12:27,798 It's not just our house. 285 00:12:28,197 --> 00:12:30,831 -Everything seems different. -[helicopters whirring] 286 00:12:30,865 --> 00:12:32,064 What makes you say that? 287 00:12:34,564 --> 00:12:37,031 -[munches] -Excuse me. 288 00:12:37,064 --> 00:12:39,731 Why aren't out with your hairy, 289 00:12:39,765 --> 00:12:41,631 -maladjusted compatriots? -[gulps] 290 00:12:41,930 --> 00:12:43,698 They ain't got food. You do. 291 00:12:43,898 --> 00:12:45,665 Too whit, you seem to be 292 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,798 inadvertently eating from my bowl. 293 00:12:49,064 --> 00:12:50,064 [grunts] 294 00:12:50,498 --> 00:12:53,798 -All yours, chief. -It's pronounced Chomsky. 295 00:12:54,665 --> 00:12:55,731 [sniffs, groans] 296 00:12:57,164 --> 00:12:59,464 It feels like San Francisco. 297 00:12:59,731 --> 00:13:01,831 But it don't feel like San Francisco. 298 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:04,564 -[cellphone ringing] -[camera clicks] 299 00:13:04,598 --> 00:13:08,564 There's nobody driving that car! I'm freaking out here! 300 00:13:08,598 --> 00:13:10,464 Excuse me, lady? Where are we? 301 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,431 Ma'am? Ma'am? Can you help us? 302 00:13:12,798 --> 00:13:15,531 Cardi B. OMG. 303 00:13:15,564 --> 00:13:16,598 -LOL. -[cellphone chimes] 304 00:13:16,631 --> 00:13:18,131 -What? -LOL. 305 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,131 -[cellphone chimes] -LOL. 306 00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:21,431 What the fuck are you talking about? Hello? 307 00:13:21,631 --> 00:13:24,464 What are those glowy rectangles they're staring at? 308 00:13:24,498 --> 00:13:26,364 -Are they Pop-Tarts? -God, dammit, Freddy. 309 00:13:26,398 --> 00:13:27,898 You think everything's a Pop-Tart! 310 00:13:27,930 --> 00:13:30,131 -That's why you ate my wallet! -Knock it off, you two. 311 00:13:30,164 --> 00:13:31,631 I know what's going on. 312 00:13:31,665 --> 00:13:33,631 There's been a machine take over. 313 00:13:33,865 --> 00:13:37,930 Those glowy little boxes have wiped their minds clean. 314 00:13:37,964 --> 00:13:40,798 You're right! I saw this on the Twilight Zone. 315 00:13:41,031 --> 00:13:43,097 Robot! Play it cool, fellas. 316 00:13:43,331 --> 00:13:46,064 Hello, gentlemen. Are you in need of assistance? 317 00:13:46,097 --> 00:13:47,930 W-- Why do you say that, robot sir? 318 00:13:47,964 --> 00:13:48,997 You seem a little disoriented. 319 00:13:49,231 --> 00:13:53,431 No, no, no! No cause for alarm. We're-- We're very oriented. 320 00:13:53,464 --> 00:13:56,531 -Aren't-- Aren't we, fellas? -Yeah! 321 00:13:56,831 --> 00:13:58,865 We're on our way to Chinatown right now. 322 00:13:58,898 --> 00:14:00,498 Yeah! Chinatown. 323 00:14:00,531 --> 00:14:04,097 -LOL, OMG, LOL! -OMG, LOL. 324 00:14:04,131 --> 00:14:06,331 -Oh, LOL to you, good sir. -Oh. OMG, LOL. 325 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:09,831 That was a close one. [exhales] 326 00:14:09,865 --> 00:14:13,064 -We gotta find somewhere safe. -I can keep you safe. 327 00:14:13,264 --> 00:14:16,431 Safeguard your assets. I'm the harbor in a storm. 328 00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:19,798 -You can keep us safe? -Fuck yeah! I'm the man. 329 00:14:19,831 --> 00:14:21,564 He's a man! Not a machine! 330 00:14:21,765 --> 00:14:23,531 [man] Here's the bottom line, Jacko. 331 00:14:23,564 --> 00:14:25,765 All you gotta do is stick with me. 332 00:14:26,064 --> 00:14:28,798 You heard him, Jackos. We're stickin' with him. 333 00:14:28,831 --> 00:14:31,097 He's obviously part of the resistance. 334 00:14:31,898 --> 00:14:35,598 [upbeat music playing] 335 00:14:36,997 --> 00:14:38,364 [elevator dings] 336 00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:45,464 Hey. Shh. Get down. Get down. 337 00:14:46,831 --> 00:14:49,831 -What the hell's going on? -Shh. He's coming. 338 00:14:49,865 --> 00:14:51,598 -Who's coming? -The killer! 339 00:14:51,798 --> 00:14:53,598 A killer? You mean a machine? 340 00:14:53,831 --> 00:14:58,431 Yeah, he's a machine. Took down 30 million last year. 341 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,731 Thirty million dead. 342 00:15:01,197 --> 00:15:03,031 I saw this coming years ago. 343 00:15:03,231 --> 00:15:05,665 We meet our doom in the Age of the Machine. 344 00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:08,097 [Alexa] Playing "Paging the Machine." 345 00:15:08,131 --> 00:15:09,364 ["Paging the Machine" playing] 346 00:15:09,398 --> 00:15:11,131 Oh, shit! The machines found us! 347 00:15:11,164 --> 00:15:14,097 -It's an ambush! -We shall not go quietly! 348 00:15:14,464 --> 00:15:18,431 Make a stand, boys. Kick 'em in their motherboards! 349 00:15:18,464 --> 00:15:21,865 -Every machine dies! -[screams] 350 00:15:26,898 --> 00:15:28,464 [horns honking] 351 00:15:29,097 --> 00:15:30,831 Die, robot, die! 352 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,364 [crowd screaming] 353 00:15:33,398 --> 00:15:35,898 Come on, machine! Want some of this? 354 00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:38,331 [grunts, screams] 355 00:15:39,598 --> 00:15:41,431 Whoa! How many people did you eat? 356 00:15:41,631 --> 00:15:42,331 [elevator dings] 357 00:15:42,798 --> 00:15:43,964 [man over speech-generating device] Am I late? 358 00:15:43,997 --> 00:15:46,031 He's here! The killer machine. 359 00:15:46,064 --> 00:15:47,765 Get that fuckin' cyborg. 360 00:15:47,798 --> 00:15:49,064 [man] I am not a cyborg. 361 00:15:49,364 --> 00:15:52,131 I am Bob Pimko from the junk bond division. 362 00:15:52,164 --> 00:15:53,964 You're dead, Pimko! 363 00:15:53,997 --> 00:15:57,064 [groans] He's killin' me, boys. 364 00:15:57,097 --> 00:15:59,531 Save me. Save me! 365 00:15:59,564 --> 00:16:00,798 -Get off our friend... -[Bob] Oh, no. 366 00:16:00,831 --> 00:16:01,898 ...you binary bastard! 367 00:16:02,197 --> 00:16:03,964 [Bob] Oh, no! Please stop! 368 00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:06,698 Apply brake! Apply brake! 369 00:16:06,731 --> 00:16:08,431 -[thudding] -[Bob] Ouch. 370 00:16:10,064 --> 00:16:11,698 [music stops] 371 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,865 -Good job, fellas. -[elevator dings] 372 00:16:15,064 --> 00:16:16,064 [sniffs] 373 00:16:16,364 --> 00:16:18,731 Is this my surprise birthday party? 374 00:16:19,564 --> 00:16:20,930 Where is everybody? 375 00:16:20,964 --> 00:16:23,064 They ran out to escape the robots. 376 00:16:23,264 --> 00:16:25,031 But don't worry, we killed 'em all. 377 00:16:25,431 --> 00:16:26,765 Good and dead. 378 00:16:27,064 --> 00:16:31,364 What? Those aren't robots. Those were my appliances! 379 00:16:31,398 --> 00:16:32,631 My juicer! 380 00:16:32,665 --> 00:16:35,564 My espresso maker with adjustable frother! 381 00:16:35,798 --> 00:16:37,997 Appliances? But they were talking. 382 00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:41,464 Yeah! Welcome to the year 2020. 383 00:16:41,498 --> 00:16:42,498 2020? 384 00:16:43,131 --> 00:16:44,064 What do you mean? 385 00:16:46,031 --> 00:16:47,798 It's 2020! 386 00:16:49,631 --> 00:16:51,031 We're in the future! 387 00:16:53,031 --> 00:16:55,831 -There's cake! -Whoa! Check it out! 388 00:16:55,865 --> 00:16:58,831 My bros got me a blimp for my birthday! 389 00:16:58,865 --> 00:17:00,798 Oh, I gotta get a selfie with the blimp. 390 00:17:01,398 --> 00:17:03,564 Where's the blimp? Where's the blimp? 391 00:17:03,598 --> 00:17:06,731 -There's the blimp! -[screams] 392 00:17:06,765 --> 00:17:08,898 Maybe here in the future, people can live 393 00:17:08,930 --> 00:17:10,564 -through something like that. -[thudding] 394 00:17:10,598 --> 00:17:11,498 [glass shattering] 395 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,464 -[tires screeching] -[car horns honking] 396 00:17:13,731 --> 00:17:14,831 Maybe not. 397 00:17:15,264 --> 00:17:16,997 Ooh! Pop-Tart. 398 00:17:24,564 --> 00:17:25,631 [elevator dings] 399 00:17:32,731 --> 00:17:35,097 -[camera clicks] -[cellphone ringing] 400 00:17:36,665 --> 00:17:39,930 [whimpers] I wanna go back to 1969. 401 00:17:39,964 --> 00:17:43,698 You screwed us again, Phineas. You and your ultimate high. 402 00:17:43,898 --> 00:17:46,364 You kicked us 50 years in the future. 403 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,131 I can get us back. Don't forget, 404 00:17:48,164 --> 00:17:50,564 I have a high school degree in chemistry. 405 00:17:50,598 --> 00:17:52,531 I have a middle school degree in sharing. 406 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,531 I'll reverse engineer the Swami's sauce 407 00:17:55,564 --> 00:17:56,598 through a chemical process 408 00:17:56,631 --> 00:17:59,798 you couldn't even begin to understand, and voila! 409 00:17:59,831 --> 00:18:01,598 We're back in 1969. 410 00:18:01,798 --> 00:18:02,930 Probably some of that sauce 411 00:18:02,964 --> 00:18:04,665 still back in our basement, right? 412 00:18:04,698 --> 00:18:06,997 Right. But first, we're gonna need some weed 413 00:18:07,031 --> 00:18:08,031 to sprinkle it on. 414 00:18:08,865 --> 00:18:11,598 Would it be possible to aim your nail shavings 415 00:18:11,631 --> 00:18:13,731 away from my sleeping quarters? 416 00:18:13,765 --> 00:18:15,997 Um, maybe you didn't get the memo? 417 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,997 What? You can't do that! 418 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,631 Can and did. 419 00:18:21,064 --> 00:18:23,598 Now, I got a question for you. Where's your weed at? 420 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,631 -I need to smoke up. -Oh, I don't touch the stuff. 421 00:18:26,665 --> 00:18:28,631 I had a puff once and thought I was being followed 422 00:18:28,665 --> 00:18:29,964 by a bulldog for a week. 423 00:18:30,231 --> 00:18:32,765 I don't know why I even bother with you. 424 00:18:32,997 --> 00:18:34,865 I'm taking my ass to Ramon's corner. 425 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:36,997 Mm. Voila! 426 00:18:39,997 --> 00:18:41,431 Mary Jane. 427 00:18:41,464 --> 00:18:43,831 First name Mary, uh, last name Jane. 428 00:18:43,865 --> 00:18:45,831 Uh, anyone seen her? [chuckles] 429 00:18:45,865 --> 00:18:49,064 Cat Nip. First name Cat, last name Nip. 430 00:18:49,097 --> 00:18:51,331 Tickets to Jamaica? Anyone? 431 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,398 To Jamaica, know what I mean? 432 00:18:54,765 --> 00:18:57,398 -Know what I mean? -I don't get it. 433 00:18:57,731 --> 00:18:59,698 Ramon's corner always had action. 434 00:18:59,731 --> 00:19:01,997 Maybe a little less so after you killed him. 435 00:19:02,031 --> 00:19:03,498 I hate the future! 436 00:19:03,531 --> 00:19:05,898 We got a respectable family livin' in our house! 437 00:19:06,197 --> 00:19:09,464 Personal hygiene seems to be back in a big way. 438 00:19:09,498 --> 00:19:12,665 And worst of all, you can't find weed anywhere! 439 00:19:12,964 --> 00:19:14,564 Try in there, genius. 440 00:19:15,898 --> 00:19:20,665 [all] "Marijuana Dispensary"? Ooh! 441 00:19:20,698 --> 00:19:22,898 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 442 00:19:23,097 --> 00:19:27,997 ♪ Hallelujah, Hallelujah ♪ 443 00:19:28,031 --> 00:19:29,665 [all] Shangri-La! 444 00:19:30,531 --> 00:19:33,665 Are you're telling me weed is legal? 445 00:19:33,698 --> 00:19:35,997 -Give me, give me, give me. -Of course it's legal! 446 00:19:37,431 --> 00:19:39,464 ♪ Are you ready for an edible? ♪ 447 00:19:39,498 --> 00:19:40,598 [all] ♪ Ready as we can be 448 00:19:41,131 --> 00:19:43,865 ♪ Are you ready for an edible? ♪ 449 00:19:43,898 --> 00:19:45,598 [all] ♪ Weed will set you free 450 00:19:45,631 --> 00:19:47,398 -♪ You can eat it -[all] ♪ Eat it 451 00:19:47,431 --> 00:19:48,364 -♪ Smoke it -[all] ♪ Smoke it 452 00:19:48,398 --> 00:19:49,197 -♪ Vape it -[all] ♪ Vape it? 453 00:19:49,631 --> 00:19:51,798 [all] ♪ Toke it ♪ And get ready, ready, ready ♪ 454 00:19:51,831 --> 00:19:54,097 ♪ Ready for an edible 455 00:19:54,131 --> 00:19:54,865 Ha, ha, hey! 456 00:19:55,464 --> 00:19:56,698 [salesgirl] ♪ Greens that grow Right in the ground ♪ 457 00:19:56,731 --> 00:19:59,498 -♪ Nature's own supply ♪ -♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 458 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,631 ♪ Dry it out and roll it up 459 00:20:01,665 --> 00:20:02,865 ♪ It will get you high 460 00:20:02,898 --> 00:20:03,765 [choir] ♪ It will get you high 461 00:20:03,798 --> 00:20:06,431 ♪ Mankind loves that holy leaf ♪ 462 00:20:06,464 --> 00:20:08,097 ♪ Gives us all That sweet relief ♪ 463 00:20:08,131 --> 00:20:10,997 ♪ Bless Holy Mother, Mary Jane ♪ 464 00:20:11,197 --> 00:20:14,930 [choir] ♪ Blessed Mary Jane ♪ 465 00:20:15,398 --> 00:20:18,097 ♪ Blessed be the Freaks ♪ 466 00:20:19,097 --> 00:20:20,964 -♪ Are you ready? ♪ -[choir] ♪ Ready, ready, ready 467 00:20:20,997 --> 00:20:23,364 ♪ Ready for an edible 468 00:20:24,731 --> 00:20:27,665 ♪ Dope will get you Through times of no money ♪ 469 00:20:27,698 --> 00:20:28,564 [choir] ♪ No money 470 00:20:28,598 --> 00:20:31,031 ♪ More than money Buys you time ♪ 471 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,131 -[all] ♪ With no dope ♪ -No dope. 472 00:20:33,164 --> 00:20:35,798 ♪ You can smoke with your mama Smoking with your poppa ♪ 473 00:20:35,831 --> 00:20:37,731 ♪ Or at Vatican with the pope 474 00:20:37,765 --> 00:20:40,031 [choir] ♪ Vatican with the pope 475 00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:41,631 ♪ I'm Freddy and I'm ready 476 00:20:41,665 --> 00:20:43,564 [all] ♪ Ready for an edible 477 00:20:43,598 --> 00:20:44,964 [all groaning] 478 00:20:44,997 --> 00:20:47,398 I'm being fucked by electricity! 479 00:20:47,431 --> 00:20:48,297 [all groaning] 480 00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:51,631 ♪ Hey, Did you hear my vibrato? ♪ 481 00:20:51,964 --> 00:20:52,964 [burps] 482 00:20:57,831 --> 00:20:59,665 Well, look on the bright side. 483 00:21:00,031 --> 00:21:02,531 Dope will get you through times of no money better than money 484 00:21:02,564 --> 00:21:04,097 will get you through times of no dope. 485 00:21:04,131 --> 00:21:05,598 [man] Oh, hell yeah, dude. 486 00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:08,564 -I hear that! -You dudes wanna buy some weed? 487 00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:09,531 Eh. We don't have any money. 488 00:21:09,865 --> 00:21:13,364 Hey, man. No judgments here. We actually don't have any weed. 489 00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:15,398 -[chuckle] -[chuckles] I forgot! 490 00:21:15,431 --> 00:21:17,598 Yeah, we don't have any weed right now. 491 00:21:17,631 --> 00:21:19,865 Yeah, cops took it when they busted our asses. 492 00:21:19,898 --> 00:21:21,364 What'd you get busted for? 493 00:21:21,398 --> 00:21:22,765 Uh, selling weed. 494 00:21:22,798 --> 00:21:24,831 Wh-- I thought that was legal now. 495 00:21:24,865 --> 00:21:25,930 [both] Right? 496 00:21:26,231 --> 00:21:27,464 We're under false arrest. 497 00:21:27,930 --> 00:21:29,564 Did you guys have your own weed store? 498 00:21:29,898 --> 00:21:31,364 Yeah, we did! 499 00:21:33,631 --> 00:21:34,464 [Kitty] Store? 500 00:21:34,498 --> 00:21:36,898 It's a damn lemonade stand for ganja. 501 00:21:37,164 --> 00:21:39,364 Cops said we need a license. 502 00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:41,564 I said, "Hey, man, 503 00:21:41,598 --> 00:21:43,498 if you don't need a license to drive, 504 00:21:43,531 --> 00:21:46,731 why do you need a license to sell schwag?" 505 00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:49,498 [chuckles] Dude, it's true. He totally said that to the cop. 506 00:21:49,531 --> 00:21:51,930 It was sick. It was worth the mace for sure. 507 00:21:51,964 --> 00:21:52,798 It was worth the mace. 508 00:21:53,264 --> 00:21:55,698 If only we woulda videoed it, it woulda made a cool TikTok. 509 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,331 -Dang! -Oh, these boys are hella dumb! 510 00:21:58,665 --> 00:22:01,364 Y'all may have found some people stupider than you! 511 00:22:01,631 --> 00:22:03,598 So we're still stuck in the same place. 512 00:22:03,831 --> 00:22:05,930 We don't have money, we don't have dope. 513 00:22:06,231 --> 00:22:08,364 I'll tell you what I have. [scoffs] 514 00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:10,765 I have eyes on that shorthair tabby cat 515 00:22:10,798 --> 00:22:12,930 licking its paws at me from the drunk tank. 516 00:22:13,197 --> 00:22:16,531 Dude's hung like a longhair. I'm gonna go get me some. 517 00:22:16,731 --> 00:22:18,531 [purrs] 518 00:22:19,765 --> 00:22:21,464 You know, it's funny. 519 00:22:21,765 --> 00:22:25,431 It seems like only yesterday that we were back in the '60s, 520 00:22:25,464 --> 00:22:27,698 and everything was going to shit all around us, 521 00:22:27,731 --> 00:22:30,698 and all we wanted to do was smoke weed and escape. 522 00:22:31,164 --> 00:22:32,765 And now we're in 2020 523 00:22:32,798 --> 00:22:34,831 and things have gone completely to shit, 524 00:22:34,865 --> 00:22:38,097 and all we want to do is smoke weed and escape. 525 00:22:38,731 --> 00:22:41,598 Are-- Are you, uh, meandering towards a point? 526 00:22:41,898 --> 00:22:44,331 I ate six pounds of edibles, what do you want from me, huh? 527 00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:47,930 Little tip, guys. If you're gonna make a fake ID, 528 00:22:47,964 --> 00:22:50,865 don't say you were born in the 1940s. 529 00:22:51,264 --> 00:22:52,731 That'd make you 80 years old. 530 00:22:52,765 --> 00:22:55,331 I guess technically we are. 531 00:22:55,698 --> 00:22:57,598 You're charged with vandalism, creating a public nuisance 532 00:22:57,631 --> 00:22:59,431 and destruction of private property. 533 00:22:59,464 --> 00:23:00,964 What about the police lady I bit? 534 00:23:01,164 --> 00:23:02,865 -Hush up. -I thought she was a Pop-Tart! 535 00:23:03,064 --> 00:23:04,531 Your bail's been set. 536 00:23:04,564 --> 00:23:06,498 -You get one phone call. -We told you! 537 00:23:06,531 --> 00:23:08,598 We're from the past. We don't know anybody. 538 00:23:08,964 --> 00:23:10,598 We do know one person. 539 00:23:12,531 --> 00:23:13,631 How much is their bail? 540 00:23:13,865 --> 00:23:16,398 -Ten thousand dollars. -Ten thousand dollars? 541 00:23:16,431 --> 00:23:18,898 You can buy a house for ten thousand dollars! 542 00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:21,964 Why so high? They're not serial killers. 543 00:23:21,997 --> 00:23:23,798 I don't know what they are, lady. 544 00:23:23,831 --> 00:23:25,564 [slurps] 545 00:23:25,898 --> 00:23:26,598 [slurps] 546 00:23:27,064 --> 00:23:29,898 Uh, Miss Gretchen? [chuckles] We're kinda tapped out. 547 00:23:30,131 --> 00:23:33,831 If you could front us just a little or all of it. 548 00:23:33,865 --> 00:23:36,498 I'm sorry, I don't have that kind of money. 549 00:23:36,531 --> 00:23:39,631 [chuckles] Sounds like you Freaks are shit out of luck. 550 00:23:39,665 --> 00:23:41,398 [Gretchen] But my sister Harper does. 551 00:23:41,665 --> 00:23:43,665 And she left her credit card on the kitchen counter. 552 00:23:44,164 --> 00:23:46,698 I can't wait to see her face when she gets the bill. 553 00:23:46,731 --> 00:23:47,831 -[beeps] -Nice meeting you, 554 00:23:47,865 --> 00:23:50,598 -Chuck and Charlie. -Latro, dudes! 555 00:23:50,631 --> 00:23:52,064 Yo! Follow me on Instagram. 556 00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:54,564 Stealing your sister's credit card 557 00:23:54,598 --> 00:23:57,498 to bail us out of jail. I like this one. 558 00:23:57,731 --> 00:23:58,665 I love her. 559 00:23:59,698 --> 00:24:00,431 [radio static] 560 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:01,631 [officer over radio] All available units. 561 00:24:01,964 --> 00:24:04,765 Requesting a large crane at the Millennium Highrise. 562 00:24:04,798 --> 00:24:07,031 We got a quadriplegic stuck in a garbage chute. 563 00:24:07,064 --> 00:24:10,097 Hey! You guys threw Bob Pimko down a garbage chute. 564 00:24:10,131 --> 00:24:13,498 Uh, we should probably hustle on outta here. [chuckles] 565 00:24:13,531 --> 00:24:14,930 [doorbell rings] 566 00:24:16,865 --> 00:24:17,698 What the hell! 567 00:24:17,997 --> 00:24:22,031 Harper, before you say anything, these are my clients 568 00:24:22,064 --> 00:24:23,964 and I told them they can crash here. 569 00:24:24,164 --> 00:24:26,997 -Uh, nope! -Come on! Be reasonable. 570 00:24:27,031 --> 00:24:27,930 Reasonable? 571 00:24:28,364 --> 00:24:32,364 Three unwashed stoners emerge from our basement, 572 00:24:32,398 --> 00:24:36,131 claiming to be from 1969, and-- And the reasonable thing 573 00:24:36,164 --> 00:24:38,631 to do is invite them to live with us? 574 00:24:38,898 --> 00:24:41,031 Oh, now, don't worry. You won't even know we're here. 575 00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:43,564 All right, outta my way. I gotta take a shit! 576 00:24:43,930 --> 00:24:46,930 [theme music playing] 577 00:25:28,464 --> 00:25:30,097 It's a good show!