1 00:00:17,224 --> 00:00:18,457 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:18,491 --> 00:00:20,691 ♪ Brother, hmm, hmm 3 00:00:20,724 --> 00:00:23,157 ♪ Three brothers puffin' 4 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:26,824 ♪ And we just woke up in Year 2020 ♪ 5 00:00:26,858 --> 00:00:29,190 ♪ Roll another J And forget the day ♪ 6 00:00:29,524 --> 00:00:31,958 ♪ Roll another J And get high ♪ 7 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:35,491 ♪ Roll another J And forget the day ♪ 8 00:00:35,524 --> 00:00:37,758 ♪ Me and my brothers Getting fried ♪ 9 00:00:37,791 --> 00:00:39,657 ♪ The Freak Brothers 10 00:00:39,691 --> 00:00:40,657 [inhales] 11 00:00:44,657 --> 00:00:45,991 ♪ Peace and love 12 00:00:46,290 --> 00:00:47,991 ♪ Got to get together ♪ 13 00:00:48,023 --> 00:00:49,924 -♪ With peace and love -[helicopters whirring] 14 00:00:49,958 --> 00:00:51,190 ♪ Stop fighting one another 15 00:00:51,224 --> 00:00:53,924 -♪ Give it to me now ♪ -♪ Peace and love ♪ 16 00:00:53,958 --> 00:00:55,524 ♪ Got to get together 17 00:00:55,824 --> 00:00:57,023 ♪ With peace and love ♪ 18 00:00:57,457 --> 00:00:59,691 -♪ Stop fighting one another ♪ -♪ Ow... ♪ 19 00:01:00,257 --> 00:01:03,624 Excuse me. Pardon me. Move, man! 20 00:01:03,924 --> 00:01:06,758 One hairy, maladjusted Freak comin' through! 21 00:01:06,791 --> 00:01:08,457 ♪ It's time to change ♪ 22 00:01:09,023 --> 00:01:10,557 ♪ Hey, hey... ♪ 23 00:01:10,891 --> 00:01:13,457 I won this hat off a man in a poker game 24 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:15,090 just outside of Abilene, Texas. 25 00:01:15,324 --> 00:01:16,190 Do you have any pot? 26 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:19,724 If you ladies would kindly check your tube tops. 27 00:01:19,758 --> 00:01:20,858 [both chuckle] 28 00:01:20,891 --> 00:01:22,758 [both] When did you do that? 29 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:24,791 When we were making love, darlings. 30 00:01:24,991 --> 00:01:29,057 Allow me to introduce myself, Freewheelin' Franklin Freek. 31 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:32,524 [inhales, exhales] 32 00:01:32,758 --> 00:01:33,624 Name's Bernie Sanders. 33 00:01:33,924 --> 00:01:36,457 Outreach Coordinator for the American Socialist Party. 34 00:01:36,657 --> 00:01:38,023 I also brought the sandwich. 35 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:41,457 Fat Freddy Freekowtski. I'm eatin' the sandwich. 36 00:01:41,491 --> 00:01:43,124 Of course, in the spirit of socialism, 37 00:01:43,157 --> 00:01:44,557 I brought it to share with everyone. 38 00:01:44,924 --> 00:01:47,457 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. [munches] 39 00:01:47,758 --> 00:01:49,858 Fat Freddy, gimme a piece of that sandwich. 40 00:01:50,090 --> 00:01:52,591 Oh, Kitty, I fed you last week! 41 00:01:52,824 --> 00:01:54,958 Don't play with me, fat man! I'm hungry! 42 00:01:55,557 --> 00:01:58,424 -[rock music playing] -[indistinct chatter] 43 00:01:58,691 --> 00:01:59,924 [growls] 44 00:01:59,958 --> 00:02:03,491 Franklin, Freddy, we gotta talk. Basement. Now. 45 00:02:12,791 --> 00:02:13,958 [meows] 46 00:02:14,824 --> 00:02:18,791 "The ultimate high." That's what it says, right here. 47 00:02:19,124 --> 00:02:21,691 A guy named Swami Bhajan. 48 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:24,023 He makes a magical trippin' sauce. 49 00:02:24,057 --> 00:02:25,124 -[munches] -You sprinkle it on your weed 50 00:02:25,357 --> 00:02:29,424 and it, quote, "Blows your mind out your eye holes," unquote! 51 00:02:29,758 --> 00:02:30,924 [blows raspberries] 52 00:02:31,791 --> 00:02:32,891 [screams] 53 00:02:33,324 --> 00:02:36,090 What in the fried fuck is a Swami? 54 00:02:36,124 --> 00:02:39,157 I don't know, some spiritual kook who rides elephants. 55 00:02:39,190 --> 00:02:41,624 -I didn't read the article. -It don't matter. 56 00:02:41,657 --> 00:02:43,691 It's the ultimate high! Where is he? 57 00:02:43,891 --> 00:02:46,958 Some little music festival in upstate New York. 58 00:02:47,290 --> 00:02:49,924 -[crowd cheering] -[Kitty] Woodstock, 1969. 59 00:02:50,324 --> 00:02:52,958 The apex of '60s counterculture. 60 00:02:52,991 --> 00:02:55,190 Lotta music. Lotta drugs. 61 00:02:55,224 --> 00:02:56,758 -And a lotta fuckin'. -[woman moans] 62 00:02:56,791 --> 00:02:59,157 -A whole lotta fucking. -[crowd moaning] 63 00:02:59,357 --> 00:03:01,124 There were once in a lifetime performances 64 00:03:01,157 --> 00:03:04,524 from Janis Joplin, John Fogerty, and Joe Cocker. 65 00:03:04,791 --> 00:03:07,023 [screams] 66 00:03:07,057 --> 00:03:08,891 [screams] 67 00:03:08,924 --> 00:03:10,090 [screams] 68 00:03:10,124 --> 00:03:15,157 [speaking gibberish] 69 00:03:15,357 --> 00:03:16,891 [groans] 70 00:03:17,124 --> 00:03:19,624 But we didn't see a damn second of it, 71 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:21,891 because Fat Freddy bought us bus tickets 72 00:03:22,157 --> 00:03:23,457 to Woodstock, Georgia! 73 00:03:26,624 --> 00:03:27,724 -[birds chirping] -[caws] 74 00:03:27,758 --> 00:03:30,023 After two days of wandering around 75 00:03:30,057 --> 00:03:31,724 a damn peach orchard, 76 00:03:31,924 --> 00:03:34,524 they finally figured out we were in the wrong damn state! 77 00:03:38,257 --> 00:03:40,057 -[gun cocks] -[Phineas] Ow! 78 00:03:40,257 --> 00:03:44,657 Ow! Run! Run, guys! Run for your fucking lives! 79 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:47,591 -Every man for himself! -[Freddy] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 80 00:03:47,858 --> 00:03:49,657 [rock music playing] 81 00:03:49,858 --> 00:03:52,491 Don't you want to stop and listen to Jimi Hendrix? 82 00:03:52,724 --> 00:03:54,924 No! It's the last day of the festival. 83 00:03:54,958 --> 00:03:57,190 I wanna find Swami what's-his-fucking name 84 00:03:57,224 --> 00:03:58,691 and get the ultimate high. 85 00:03:58,724 --> 00:04:00,557 -But Phineas- -You shut up! 86 00:04:00,591 --> 00:04:03,090 I'm still picking buckshot out of my ass because of you. 87 00:04:06,224 --> 00:04:08,124 Your Holiness, wait! 88 00:04:08,157 --> 00:04:11,758 -Namaste, namaste! -What is it, my children? 89 00:04:11,791 --> 00:04:14,824 Your Honor, we stand before you to request a bottle 90 00:04:14,858 --> 00:04:18,023 of your sacred weed sauce. [chuckles] 91 00:04:18,057 --> 00:04:20,624 And for what reason do you seek my elixir? 92 00:04:20,657 --> 00:04:22,924 To get as high as humanly possible. 93 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:23,858 I'm so sorry. 94 00:04:23,891 --> 00:04:26,557 My elixir is only for spiritual purposes. 95 00:04:26,591 --> 00:04:27,891 Listen, Chicken Tikka. 96 00:04:28,124 --> 00:04:30,491 You say spiritual, I say 30 dollars. 97 00:04:30,758 --> 00:04:32,090 You could've had it for five. 98 00:04:32,591 --> 00:04:35,924 What a dumbass. Pack up those pachyderms. 99 00:04:35,958 --> 00:04:37,190 -[elephant trumpets] -We're leaving! 100 00:04:37,224 --> 00:04:40,157 And now, I must begin my humble pilgrimage 101 00:04:40,190 --> 00:04:42,457 back to Calcutta. [claps] 102 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:44,958 [both] ♪ Put the boss in 103 00:04:44,991 --> 00:04:46,958 ♪ His Mercedes 104 00:04:46,991 --> 00:04:48,591 -♪ Tell the driver... -[engine starts] 105 00:04:48,624 --> 00:04:50,557 ♪ Start the engine 106 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:52,057 We got the sauce! 107 00:04:52,457 --> 00:04:54,657 Now we need to sprinkle it on a joint. 108 00:04:54,924 --> 00:04:55,758 Who's got some weed? 109 00:04:56,090 --> 00:04:59,023 We smoked it all before we hit the Golden Gate Bridge. 110 00:04:59,057 --> 00:05:01,190 No! You smoked it all, funky butt! 111 00:05:01,224 --> 00:05:04,057 All Statue of Liberty no never passin' motherfucker. 112 00:05:04,090 --> 00:05:07,491 Oh, why don't we just buy from one of these hippies here? 113 00:05:07,758 --> 00:05:09,891 That is the end of Woodstock! 114 00:05:10,124 --> 00:05:12,691 Please leave Woodstock now, ya dig? 115 00:05:14,591 --> 00:05:17,691 Gentlemen! Back to San Francisco! 116 00:05:17,724 --> 00:05:18,924 [upbeat music playing] 117 00:05:18,958 --> 00:05:20,591 [Franklin] Mary Jane? 118 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:22,991 First name Mary, uh, last name Jane? 119 00:05:23,224 --> 00:05:25,157 -Anyone seen her? -Hey. [speaks Spanish] 120 00:05:25,557 --> 00:05:28,190 -You Freaks lookin' to score? -Hey, it's Ramon! 121 00:05:28,224 --> 00:05:30,557 -Hey! Don't say my name! -Hey, Ramon! 122 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:33,023 We'll take our usual bag of schwag, thanks, Ramon! 123 00:05:33,057 --> 00:05:35,924 What the... [sighs] All right. Deal. 124 00:05:35,958 --> 00:05:37,491 Fuckin' Freaks... 125 00:05:37,524 --> 00:05:39,891 -[siren blaring] -Oh, shit! Los cerdos! 126 00:05:39,924 --> 00:05:41,758 Ramon, what the hell are you doin'? 127 00:05:41,991 --> 00:05:45,090 Stuffin' it up my ass. [grunts] I'm on probation! 128 00:05:45,124 --> 00:05:47,023 -Ooh, ice cream! -[ice cream truck music playing] 129 00:05:47,057 --> 00:05:48,557 Who's a track star, in case. 130 00:05:48,591 --> 00:05:49,924 -[groans] -[tires screeching] 131 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:51,224 -Oh, shit! -[groans] 132 00:05:51,257 --> 00:05:52,758 Ramon, the weed man! 133 00:05:52,791 --> 00:05:55,090 I'll have a rocket pop and a Mr. Big Cone. 134 00:05:55,124 --> 00:05:55,824 Freddy! 135 00:05:56,157 --> 00:05:58,023 A man just got flattened right in front of you 136 00:05:58,224 --> 00:05:59,758 and you're talking about ice cream? 137 00:05:59,958 --> 00:06:03,958 Did you say Mr. Big Cone? That's a good cone. 138 00:06:06,224 --> 00:06:07,524 Forget it, man. 139 00:06:07,557 --> 00:06:09,657 We can just go buy from someone else. 140 00:06:09,691 --> 00:06:11,657 With what? He took the last of our money! 141 00:06:11,691 --> 00:06:13,224 And our weed's up his ass. 142 00:06:13,257 --> 00:06:14,524 Hmm. 143 00:06:15,624 --> 00:06:18,691 I got an idea. Play it cool, boys. 144 00:06:18,724 --> 00:06:20,791 Y'all lemme know when y'all get that weed. 145 00:06:20,824 --> 00:06:23,824 [slurps] Mm. I ain't diggin' in nobody's ass. 146 00:06:24,157 --> 00:06:26,557 Let us give you a hand there, pal. 147 00:06:26,591 --> 00:06:30,457 Oh, thanks. I-- Hey. Who are you guys? 148 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:32,457 You remember us from the Christmas party. 149 00:06:32,491 --> 00:06:34,691 I'm, um... I'm Bill. 150 00:06:34,724 --> 00:06:37,057 I'm Jah-Quez. 151 00:06:37,090 --> 00:06:38,657 And I'm Denise! 152 00:06:38,691 --> 00:06:40,758 Oh, you remember Denise! 153 00:06:41,090 --> 00:06:44,023 She was dancing up a storm to "Jingle Bell Rock". 154 00:06:44,057 --> 00:06:45,991 -Shakin' her tits. -Huh. Huh. Huh. 155 00:06:46,023 --> 00:06:48,124 -Ooh. -[Christmas music playing] 156 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:49,591 -[music stops] -That's right! 157 00:06:49,924 --> 00:06:50,991 Okay, grab his limbs. 158 00:06:51,023 --> 00:06:52,491 -Lift on three. -Sure thing. 159 00:06:52,524 --> 00:06:54,791 And I'll lift from with my hand up his asshole. 160 00:06:55,591 --> 00:06:57,190 What? Why? 161 00:06:57,224 --> 00:06:59,691 So she don't hurt her back. Why do you think? 162 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:06,190 -[gerbil squeaks] -Wait a minute. 163 00:07:06,390 --> 00:07:07,824 You're not Denise. 164 00:07:08,090 --> 00:07:11,157 Denise is a brunette! What's that in your hand? 165 00:07:11,190 --> 00:07:13,924 -Nothin'! -I need a cop over here! 166 00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:15,591 -Let's book! -[pants] 167 00:07:15,624 --> 00:07:18,657 -Ew! Gross! -[pants] 168 00:07:18,958 --> 00:07:21,491 Get that weed in your butt! [meows] 169 00:07:27,023 --> 00:07:30,657 [Phineas] This is it. The ultimate high! 170 00:07:30,691 --> 00:07:32,824 I'll see you on the other side, boys. 171 00:07:33,224 --> 00:07:34,624 [lighter clicks] 172 00:07:34,657 --> 00:07:37,524 [inhales, exhales] 173 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:39,524 [magical jingling] 174 00:07:39,557 --> 00:07:41,557 -[inhales, exhales] -[magical jingling] 175 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:42,991 -[inhales, exhales] -[magical jingling] 176 00:07:43,224 --> 00:07:46,657 -[inhales, exhales] -[rumbling] 177 00:07:46,858 --> 00:07:49,557 ["Magic Carpet Ride" playing] 178 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:51,758 ♪ I like to dream ♪ 179 00:07:52,591 --> 00:07:56,657 ♪ Yes, yes, right between The sound machine ♪ 180 00:07:58,090 --> 00:08:00,624 ♪ On a cloud of sound I drift in the night ♪ 181 00:08:00,657 --> 00:08:02,557 ♪ Any place it goes is right... ♪ 182 00:08:02,591 --> 00:08:03,224 [tires screech] 183 00:08:03,257 --> 00:08:04,991 ♪ Goes far, flies near 184 00:08:05,190 --> 00:08:06,958 ♪ To the stars away from here ♪ 185 00:08:06,991 --> 00:08:08,758 ♪ Well, you don't know 186 00:08:08,791 --> 00:08:11,491 ♪ What we can find 187 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:13,691 ♪ Why don't you come with me Little girl ♪ 188 00:08:13,724 --> 00:08:15,657 ♪ On a magic carpet ride 189 00:08:15,858 --> 00:08:17,824 ♪ Well, you don't know what ♪ 190 00:08:17,858 --> 00:08:19,724 ♪ We can see 191 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:21,858 ♪ Why don't you tell Your dreams to me ♪ 192 00:08:22,090 --> 00:08:24,090 ♪ Fantasy will set you free ♪ 193 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:27,424 ["All Along the Watchtower" playing] 194 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:29,924 [screaming] 195 00:08:40,224 --> 00:08:42,858 Damn lightweights. Y'all can't handle that shit. 196 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:44,691 [shrieks] 197 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:46,991 ♪ I got so high, yeah ♪ 198 00:08:47,023 --> 00:08:48,891 ♪ I got so high... ♪ 199 00:08:50,257 --> 00:08:51,758 [man] Gnarly. 200 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:54,457 ♪ I can touch the sky... ♪ 201 00:08:54,491 --> 00:08:55,524 [woman] Bogus. 202 00:08:55,557 --> 00:08:57,591 ♪ I watch the clouds roll by... ♪ 203 00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:58,457 [man 2] As if. 204 00:08:58,491 --> 00:09:00,691 ♪ 'Cause I got so high... ♪ 205 00:09:00,724 --> 00:09:01,791 [woman 2] OMG! 206 00:09:01,824 --> 00:09:03,657 ♪ I got so high... ♪ 207 00:09:03,691 --> 00:09:05,891 -[woman 3] Zaddy! -♪ I got so high ♪ 208 00:09:09,224 --> 00:09:10,758 I'm a lot less stressed out, 209 00:09:10,791 --> 00:09:12,791 now that we're allowed to smoke pot on our breaks. 210 00:09:13,057 --> 00:09:13,891 [chuckles] Me too! 211 00:09:14,224 --> 00:09:17,190 I can barely remember those unarmed civilians I shot. 212 00:09:26,057 --> 00:09:27,224 [both sniff] 213 00:09:27,257 --> 00:09:28,958 -I'm up. -I'm up. 214 00:09:28,991 --> 00:09:30,457 I'm up. 215 00:09:30,491 --> 00:09:32,190 [sniffs] Damn, that's ripe! 216 00:09:32,591 --> 00:09:35,057 One of y'all Freaks need to take a shower. 217 00:09:35,090 --> 00:09:37,924 -[knuckles crack] -Ultimate high, my giant b-hole. 218 00:09:37,958 --> 00:09:40,023 [grunts] All we did was fall asleep. 219 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:40,824 How long were we out? 220 00:09:41,090 --> 00:09:43,724 If I had to guess, and I am good at guessing, 221 00:09:43,758 --> 00:09:44,924 probably an hour. 222 00:09:44,958 --> 00:09:47,657 Ah! I could use a few more winks. 223 00:09:47,691 --> 00:09:48,691 I'm gonna go up to bed. 224 00:09:48,958 --> 00:09:50,624 I'm hungry. 225 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,891 I feel like I haven't eaten in 50 years. 226 00:09:53,090 --> 00:09:54,591 I gotta take a shit. 227 00:09:54,858 --> 00:09:57,624 Oh, okay! I guess I'll clean up this nasty ass basement 228 00:09:57,657 --> 00:09:58,758 by my damn self! 229 00:09:59,124 --> 00:10:01,524 [vacuum cleaner whirs] 230 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:08,924 [lips smacking] 231 00:10:08,958 --> 00:10:10,591 -How ya doing? -[screams] 232 00:10:14,090 --> 00:10:16,090 -How ya doing? -[screams] 233 00:10:18,991 --> 00:10:21,791 [farts] 234 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,657 [Phineas grunting] 235 00:10:26,591 --> 00:10:28,424 -How ya doing? -[screams] 236 00:10:28,791 --> 00:10:32,090 [all screaming] 237 00:10:33,891 --> 00:10:35,858 -[hisses] -[whimpers] 238 00:10:35,891 --> 00:10:36,958 Please don't kill us! 239 00:10:37,290 --> 00:10:39,591 We voted for bond measure nine to increase shelters! 240 00:10:39,624 --> 00:10:42,991 My God, Noah, at least pretend to be a threat. 241 00:10:43,290 --> 00:10:46,524 Uh, listen, folks, we have an open door policy, 242 00:10:46,557 --> 00:10:48,924 but the one thing we do not tolerate is 243 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:50,624 -tripping squares. -Yeah. 244 00:10:50,891 --> 00:10:52,724 And what'd you do to our pad? 245 00:10:52,758 --> 00:10:55,090 You gotta ask before messing with our house, lady! 246 00:10:55,124 --> 00:10:56,824 Your house? All right. That's it. 247 00:10:56,858 --> 00:10:58,023 I'm calling the police. 248 00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,858 Harper, these guys clearly aren't dangerous. 249 00:11:01,090 --> 00:11:03,491 I don't believe I've had the pleasure. 250 00:11:03,524 --> 00:11:05,424 Freewheelin' Franklin Freak. 251 00:11:05,657 --> 00:11:09,023 Oh, I'm Gretchen, her sister. Don't hold it against me. 252 00:11:09,391 --> 00:11:11,958 -I live in the guest house. -Okay, that's enough! 253 00:11:11,991 --> 00:11:14,023 You get away from her! Move, move, come on. 254 00:11:14,057 --> 00:11:15,858 Oh, somebody's jealous! 255 00:11:16,290 --> 00:11:20,691 Um, sorry, that's a Sambonet Conca Gio tablespoon. 256 00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:22,858 It's not meant for frozen food. 257 00:11:23,324 --> 00:11:25,624 -I don't mind. -Noah, step back! 258 00:11:25,924 --> 00:11:28,858 [screaming] 259 00:11:28,891 --> 00:11:30,190 [Kitty] This bitch sprayin' bullshit! 260 00:11:30,224 --> 00:11:31,858 I'll be damned if that crazy bitch get me. 261 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:32,791 [shrieks] 262 00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:35,557 Jesus, Harper! Gestapo much? 263 00:11:35,991 --> 00:11:37,090 What's going on down there? 264 00:11:37,124 --> 00:11:41,090 Your mother just pepper sprayed three houseless people. 265 00:11:41,124 --> 00:11:43,724 Really, Mom? I've got two AP tests 266 00:11:43,758 --> 00:11:45,491 and a travel soccer game tomorrow! 267 00:11:45,891 --> 00:11:47,657 What the fuck just happened? 268 00:11:47,891 --> 00:11:50,023 Wait! Sorry about my sister. 269 00:11:50,557 --> 00:11:52,624 You guys look like you could use a little help. 270 00:11:52,657 --> 00:11:53,758 [groaning] 271 00:11:54,157 --> 00:11:56,424 And it so happens to be what I do for a living. 272 00:11:56,691 --> 00:11:59,057 -Call me. -Ah. Gretchen Morris, 273 00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:03,023 Housing Ad-vo-cah-tay, uh, and Attorney at Law. 274 00:12:03,057 --> 00:12:04,824 What a beautiful name. 275 00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:07,924 If you need anything, I represent the downtrodden. 276 00:12:08,257 --> 00:12:09,624 Don't hesitate to call. 277 00:12:09,991 --> 00:12:12,057 And you call me if you need anything, 278 00:12:12,090 --> 00:12:13,958 you know, like if you wanna cuddle 279 00:12:13,991 --> 00:12:16,457 or, you know, just, uh, get after it. 280 00:12:16,491 --> 00:12:19,557 -[chuckles] -What the hell is going on? 281 00:12:19,591 --> 00:12:21,724 Did we just get thrown out of our own house? 282 00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:22,958 That ain't our house. 283 00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:26,023 Look at, it's, uh... nice. 284 00:12:26,257 --> 00:12:27,891 It's not just our house. 285 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:30,924 -Everything seems different. -[helicopters whirring] 286 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,157 What makes you say that? 287 00:12:34,657 --> 00:12:37,124 -[munches] -Excuse me. 288 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,824 Why aren't out with your hairy, 289 00:12:39,858 --> 00:12:41,724 -maladjusted compatriots? -[gulps] 290 00:12:42,023 --> 00:12:43,791 They ain't got food. You do. 291 00:12:43,991 --> 00:12:45,758 Too whit, you seem to be 292 00:12:45,791 --> 00:12:47,891 inadvertently eating from my bowl. 293 00:12:49,157 --> 00:12:50,157 [grunts] 294 00:12:50,591 --> 00:12:53,891 -All yours, chief. -It's pronounced Chomsky. 295 00:12:54,758 --> 00:12:55,824 [sniffs, groans] 296 00:12:57,257 --> 00:12:59,557 It feels like San Francisco. 297 00:12:59,824 --> 00:13:01,924 But it don't feel like San Francisco. 298 00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:04,657 -[cellphone ringing] -[camera clicks] 299 00:13:04,691 --> 00:13:08,657 There's nobody driving that car! I'm freaking out here! 300 00:13:08,691 --> 00:13:10,557 Excuse me, lady? Where are we? 301 00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:12,524 Ma'am? Ma'am? Can you help us? 302 00:13:12,891 --> 00:13:15,624 Cardi B. OMG. 303 00:13:15,657 --> 00:13:16,691 -LOL. -[cellphone chimes] 304 00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:18,224 -What? -LOL. 305 00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:19,224 -[cellphone chimes] -LOL. 306 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:21,524 What the fuck are you talking about? Hello? 307 00:13:21,724 --> 00:13:24,557 What are those glowy rectangles they're staring at? 308 00:13:24,591 --> 00:13:26,457 -Are they Pop-Tarts? -God, dammit, Freddy. 309 00:13:26,491 --> 00:13:27,991 You think everything's a Pop-Tart! 310 00:13:28,023 --> 00:13:30,224 -That's why you ate my wallet! -Knock it off, you two. 311 00:13:30,257 --> 00:13:31,724 I know what's going on. 312 00:13:31,758 --> 00:13:33,724 There's been a machine take over. 313 00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:38,023 Those glowy little boxes have wiped their minds clean. 314 00:13:38,057 --> 00:13:40,891 You're right! I saw this on the Twilight Zone. 315 00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:43,190 Robot! Play it cool, fellas. 316 00:13:43,424 --> 00:13:46,157 Hello, gentlemen. Are you in need of assistance? 317 00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:48,023 W-- Why do you say that, robot sir? 318 00:13:48,057 --> 00:13:49,090 You seem a little disoriented. 319 00:13:49,324 --> 00:13:53,524 No, no, no! No cause for alarm. We're-- We're very oriented. 320 00:13:53,557 --> 00:13:56,624 -Aren't-- Aren't we, fellas? -Yeah, we are Orientals. 321 00:13:56,924 --> 00:13:58,958 We're on our way to Chinatown right now. 322 00:13:58,991 --> 00:14:00,591 Yeah! Chinatown. 323 00:14:00,624 --> 00:14:04,190 -LOL, OMG, LOL! -OMG, LOL. 324 00:14:04,224 --> 00:14:06,424 -Oh, LOL to you, good sir. -Oh. OMG, LOL. 325 00:14:08,524 --> 00:14:09,924 That was a close one. [exhales] 326 00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:13,157 -We gotta find somewhere safe. -I can keep you safe. 327 00:14:13,357 --> 00:14:16,524 Safeguard your assets. I'm the harbor in a storm. 328 00:14:16,557 --> 00:14:19,891 -You can keep us safe? -Fuck yeah! I'm the man. 329 00:14:19,924 --> 00:14:21,657 He's a man! Not a machine! 330 00:14:21,858 --> 00:14:23,624 [man] Here's the bottom line, Jacko. 331 00:14:23,657 --> 00:14:25,858 All you gotta do is stick with me. 332 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,891 You heard him, Jackos. We're stickin' with him. 333 00:14:28,924 --> 00:14:31,190 He's obviously part of the resistance. 334 00:14:31,991 --> 00:14:35,691 [upbeat music playing] 335 00:14:37,090 --> 00:14:38,457 [elevator dings] 336 00:14:43,023 --> 00:14:45,557 Hey. Shh. Get down. Get down. 337 00:14:46,924 --> 00:14:49,924 -What the hell's going on? -Shh. He's coming. 338 00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:51,691 -Who's coming? -The killer! 339 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,691 A killer? You mean a machine? 340 00:14:53,924 --> 00:14:58,524 Yeah, he's a machine. Took down 30 million last year. 341 00:14:58,891 --> 00:15:00,824 Thirty million dead. 342 00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:03,124 I saw this coming years ago. 343 00:15:03,324 --> 00:15:05,758 We meet our doom in the Age of the Machine. 344 00:15:06,023 --> 00:15:08,190 [Alexa] Playing "Paging the Machine." 345 00:15:08,224 --> 00:15:09,457 ["Paging the Machine" playing] 346 00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:11,224 Oh, shit! The machines found us! 347 00:15:11,257 --> 00:15:14,190 -It's an ambush! -We shall not go quietly! 348 00:15:14,557 --> 00:15:18,524 Make a stand, boys. Kick 'em in their motherboards! 349 00:15:18,557 --> 00:15:21,958 -Every machine dies! -[screams] 350 00:15:26,991 --> 00:15:28,557 [horns honking] 351 00:15:29,190 --> 00:15:30,924 Die, robot, die! 352 00:15:31,691 --> 00:15:33,457 [crowd screaming] 353 00:15:33,491 --> 00:15:35,991 Come on, machine! Want some of this? 354 00:15:36,023 --> 00:15:38,424 [grunts, screams] 355 00:15:39,691 --> 00:15:41,524 Whoa! How many people did you eat? 356 00:15:41,724 --> 00:15:42,424 [elevator dings] 357 00:15:42,891 --> 00:15:44,057 [man over speech-generating device] Am I late? 358 00:15:44,090 --> 00:15:46,124 He's here! The killer machine. 359 00:15:46,157 --> 00:15:47,858 Get that fuckin' cyborg. 360 00:15:47,891 --> 00:15:49,157 [man] I am not a cyborg. 361 00:15:49,457 --> 00:15:52,224 I am Bob Pimko from the junk bond division. 362 00:15:52,257 --> 00:15:54,057 You're dead, Pimko! 363 00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:57,157 [groans] He's killin' me, boys. 364 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,624 Save me. Save me! 365 00:15:59,657 --> 00:16:00,891 -Get off our friend... -[Bob] Oh, no. 366 00:16:00,924 --> 00:16:01,991 ...you binary bastard! 367 00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:04,057 [Bob] Oh, no! Please stop! 368 00:16:04,991 --> 00:16:06,791 Apply brake! Apply brake! 369 00:16:06,824 --> 00:16:08,524 -[thudding] -[Bob] Ouch. 370 00:16:10,157 --> 00:16:11,791 [music stops] 371 00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:13,958 -Good job, fellas. -[elevator dings] 372 00:16:15,157 --> 00:16:16,157 [sniffs] 373 00:16:16,457 --> 00:16:18,824 Is this my surprise birthday party? 374 00:16:19,657 --> 00:16:21,023 Where is everybody? 375 00:16:21,057 --> 00:16:23,157 They ran out to escape the robots. 376 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,124 But don't worry, we killed 'em all. 377 00:16:25,524 --> 00:16:26,858 Good and dead. 378 00:16:27,157 --> 00:16:31,457 What? Those aren't robots. Those were my appliances! 379 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,724 My juicer! 380 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:35,657 My espresso maker with adjustable frother! 381 00:16:35,891 --> 00:16:38,090 Appliances? But they were talking. 382 00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:41,557 Yeah! Welcome to the year 2020. 383 00:16:41,591 --> 00:16:42,591 2020? 384 00:16:43,224 --> 00:16:44,157 What do you mean? 385 00:16:46,124 --> 00:16:47,891 It's 2020! 386 00:16:49,724 --> 00:16:51,124 We're in the future! 387 00:16:53,124 --> 00:16:55,924 -There's cake! -Whoa! Check it out! 388 00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:58,924 My bros got me a blimp for my birthday! 389 00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:00,891 Oh, I gotta get a selfie with the blimp. 390 00:17:01,491 --> 00:17:03,657 Where's the blimp? Where's the blimp? 391 00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:06,824 -There's the blimp! -[screams] 392 00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:08,991 Maybe here in the future, people can live 393 00:17:09,023 --> 00:17:10,657 -through something like that. -[thudding] 394 00:17:10,691 --> 00:17:11,591 [glass shattering] 395 00:17:11,624 --> 00:17:13,557 -[tires screeching] -[car horns honking] 396 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:14,924 Maybe not. 397 00:17:15,357 --> 00:17:17,090 Ooh! Pop-Tart. 398 00:17:24,657 --> 00:17:25,724 [elevator dings] 399 00:17:32,824 --> 00:17:35,190 -[camera clicks] -[cellphone ringing] 400 00:17:36,758 --> 00:17:40,023 [whimpers] I wanna go back to 1969. 401 00:17:40,057 --> 00:17:43,791 You screwed us again, Phineas. You and your ultimate high. 402 00:17:43,991 --> 00:17:46,457 You kicked us 50 years in the future. 403 00:17:46,491 --> 00:17:48,224 I can get us back. Don't forget, 404 00:17:48,257 --> 00:17:50,657 I have a high school degree in chemistry. 405 00:17:50,691 --> 00:17:52,624 I have a middle school degree in sharing. 406 00:17:53,457 --> 00:17:55,624 I'll reverse engineer the Swami's sauce 407 00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:56,691 through a chemical process 408 00:17:56,724 --> 00:17:59,891 you couldn't even begin to understand, and voila! 409 00:17:59,924 --> 00:18:01,691 We're back in 1969. 410 00:18:01,891 --> 00:18:03,023 Probably some of that sauce 411 00:18:03,057 --> 00:18:04,758 still back in our basement, right? 412 00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:07,090 Right. But first, we're gonna need some weed 413 00:18:07,124 --> 00:18:08,124 to sprinkle it on. 414 00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:11,691 Would it be possible to aim your nail shavings 415 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,824 away from my sleeping quarters? 416 00:18:13,858 --> 00:18:16,090 Um, maybe you didn't get the memo? 417 00:18:17,190 --> 00:18:19,090 What? You can't do that! 418 00:18:19,124 --> 00:18:20,724 Can and did. 419 00:18:21,157 --> 00:18:23,691 Now, I got a question for you. Where's your weed at? 420 00:18:23,891 --> 00:18:26,724 -I need to smoke up. -Oh, I don't touch the stuff. 421 00:18:26,758 --> 00:18:28,724 I had a puff once and thought I was being followed 422 00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:30,057 by a bulldog for a week. 423 00:18:30,324 --> 00:18:32,858 I don't know why I even bother with you. 424 00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:34,958 I'm taking my ass to Ramon's corner. 425 00:18:35,791 --> 00:18:37,090 Mm. Voila! 426 00:18:40,090 --> 00:18:41,524 Mary Jane. 427 00:18:41,557 --> 00:18:43,924 First name Mary, uh, last name Jane. 428 00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:45,924 Uh, anyone seen her? [chuckles] 429 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,157 Cat Nip. First name Cat, last name Nip. 430 00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:51,424 Tickets to Jamaica? Anyone? 431 00:18:51,657 --> 00:18:54,491 To Jamaica, know what I mean? 432 00:18:54,858 --> 00:18:57,491 -Know what I mean? -I don't get it. 433 00:18:57,824 --> 00:18:59,791 Ramon's corner always had action. 434 00:18:59,824 --> 00:19:02,090 Maybe a little less so after you killed him. 435 00:19:02,124 --> 00:19:03,591 I hate the future! 436 00:19:03,624 --> 00:19:05,991 We got a respectable family livin' in our house! 437 00:19:06,290 --> 00:19:09,557 Personal hygiene seems to be back in a big way. 438 00:19:09,591 --> 00:19:12,758 And worst of all, you can't find weed anywhere! 439 00:19:13,057 --> 00:19:14,657 Try in there, genius. 440 00:19:15,991 --> 00:19:20,758 [all] "Marijuana Dispensary"? Ooh! 441 00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:22,991 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 442 00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:28,090 ♪ Hallelujah, Hallelujah ♪ 443 00:19:28,124 --> 00:19:29,758 [all] Shangri-La! 444 00:19:30,624 --> 00:19:33,758 Are you're telling me weed is legal? 445 00:19:33,791 --> 00:19:36,090 -Give me, give me, give me. -Of course it's legal! 446 00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,557 ♪ Are you ready for an edible? ♪ 447 00:19:39,591 --> 00:19:40,691 [all] ♪ Ready as we can be 448 00:19:41,224 --> 00:19:43,958 ♪ Are you ready for an edible? ♪ 449 00:19:43,991 --> 00:19:45,691 [all] ♪ Weed will set you free 450 00:19:45,724 --> 00:19:47,491 -♪ You can eat it -[all] ♪ Eat it 451 00:19:47,524 --> 00:19:48,457 -♪ Smoke it -[all] ♪ Smoke it 452 00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:49,290 -♪ Vape it -[all] ♪ Vape it? 453 00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:51,891 [all] ♪ Toke it ♪ And get ready, ready, ready ♪ 454 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,190 ♪ Ready for an edible 455 00:19:54,224 --> 00:19:54,958 Ha, ha, hey! 456 00:19:55,557 --> 00:19:56,791 [salesgirl] ♪ Greens that grow Right in the ground ♪ 457 00:19:56,824 --> 00:19:59,591 -♪ Nature's own supply ♪ -♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 458 00:19:59,624 --> 00:20:01,724 ♪ Dry it out and roll it up 459 00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:02,958 ♪ It will get you high 460 00:20:02,991 --> 00:20:03,858 [choir] ♪ It will get you high 461 00:20:03,891 --> 00:20:06,524 ♪ Mankind loves that holy leaf ♪ 462 00:20:06,557 --> 00:20:08,190 ♪ Gives us all That sweet relief ♪ 463 00:20:08,224 --> 00:20:11,090 ♪ Bless Holy Mother, Mary Jane ♪ 464 00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:15,023 [choir] ♪ Blessed Mary Jane ♪ 465 00:20:15,491 --> 00:20:18,190 ♪ Blessed be the Freaks ♪ 466 00:20:19,190 --> 00:20:21,057 -♪ Are you ready? ♪ -[choir] ♪ Ready, ready, ready 467 00:20:21,090 --> 00:20:23,457 ♪ Ready for an edible 468 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,758 ♪ Dope will get you Through times of no money ♪ 469 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:28,657 [choir] ♪ No money 470 00:20:28,691 --> 00:20:31,124 ♪ More than money Buys you time ♪ 471 00:20:31,157 --> 00:20:33,224 -[all] ♪ With no dope ♪ -No dope. 472 00:20:33,257 --> 00:20:35,891 ♪ You can smoke with your mama Smoking with your poppa ♪ 473 00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:37,824 ♪ Or at Vatican with the pope 474 00:20:37,858 --> 00:20:40,124 [choir] ♪ Vatican with the pope 475 00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:41,724 ♪ I'm Freddy and I'm ready 476 00:20:41,758 --> 00:20:43,657 [all] ♪ Ready for an edible 477 00:20:43,691 --> 00:20:45,057 [all groaning] 478 00:20:45,090 --> 00:20:47,491 I'm being fucked by electricity! 479 00:20:47,524 --> 00:20:48,390 [all groaning] 480 00:20:48,424 --> 00:20:51,724 ♪ Hey, Did you hear my vibrato? ♪ 481 00:20:52,057 --> 00:20:53,057 [burps] 482 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,758 Well, look on the bright side. 483 00:21:00,124 --> 00:21:02,624 Dope will get you through times of no money better than money 484 00:21:02,657 --> 00:21:04,190 will get you through times of no dope. 485 00:21:04,224 --> 00:21:05,691 [man] Oh, hell yeah, dude. 486 00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:08,657 -I hear that! -You dudes wanna buy some weed? 487 00:21:08,691 --> 00:21:09,624 Eh. We don't have any money. 488 00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:13,457 Hey, man. No judgments here. We actually don't have any weed. 489 00:21:13,491 --> 00:21:15,491 -[chuckle] -[chuckles] I forgot! 490 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,691 Yeah, we don't have any weed right now. 491 00:21:17,724 --> 00:21:19,958 Yeah, cops took it when they busted our asses. 492 00:21:19,991 --> 00:21:21,457 What'd you get busted for? 493 00:21:21,491 --> 00:21:22,858 Uh, selling weed. 494 00:21:22,891 --> 00:21:24,924 Wh-- I thought that was legal now. 495 00:21:24,958 --> 00:21:26,023 [both] Right? 496 00:21:26,324 --> 00:21:27,557 We're under false arrest. 497 00:21:28,023 --> 00:21:29,657 Did you guys have your own weed store? 498 00:21:29,991 --> 00:21:31,457 Yeah, we did! 499 00:21:33,724 --> 00:21:34,557 [Kitty] Store? 500 00:21:34,591 --> 00:21:36,991 It's a damn lemonade stand for ganja. 501 00:21:37,257 --> 00:21:39,457 Cops said we need a license. 502 00:21:39,691 --> 00:21:41,657 I said, "Hey, man, 503 00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:43,591 if you don't need a license to drive, 504 00:21:43,624 --> 00:21:46,824 why do you need a license to sell schwag?" 505 00:21:46,858 --> 00:21:49,591 [chuckles] Dude, it's true. He totally said that to the cop. 506 00:21:49,624 --> 00:21:52,023 It was sick. It was worth the mace for sure. 507 00:21:52,057 --> 00:21:52,891 It was worth the mace. 508 00:21:53,357 --> 00:21:55,791 If only we woulda videoed it, it woulda made a cool TikTok. 509 00:21:55,824 --> 00:21:58,424 -Dang! -Oh, these boys are hella dumb! 510 00:21:58,758 --> 00:22:01,457 Y'all may have found some people stupider than you! 511 00:22:01,724 --> 00:22:03,691 So we're still stuck in the same place. 512 00:22:03,924 --> 00:22:06,023 We don't have money, we don't have dope. 513 00:22:06,324 --> 00:22:08,457 I'll tell you what I have. [scoffs] 514 00:22:08,724 --> 00:22:10,858 I have eyes on that shorthair tabby cat 515 00:22:10,891 --> 00:22:13,023 licking its paws at me from the drunk tank. 516 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:16,624 Dude's hung like a longhair. I'm gonna go get me some. 517 00:22:16,824 --> 00:22:18,624 [purrs] 518 00:22:19,858 --> 00:22:21,557 You know, it's funny. 519 00:22:21,858 --> 00:22:25,524 It seems like only yesterday that we were back in the '60s, 520 00:22:25,557 --> 00:22:27,791 and everything was going to shit all around us, 521 00:22:27,824 --> 00:22:30,791 and all we wanted to do was smoke weed and escape. 522 00:22:31,257 --> 00:22:32,858 And now we're in 2020 523 00:22:32,891 --> 00:22:34,924 and things have gone completely to shit, 524 00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:38,190 and all we want to do is smoke weed and escape. 525 00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:41,691 Are-- Are you, uh, meandering towards a point? 526 00:22:41,991 --> 00:22:44,424 I ate six pounds of edibles, what do you want from me, huh? 527 00:22:44,824 --> 00:22:48,023 Little tip, guys. If you're gonna make a fake ID, 528 00:22:48,057 --> 00:22:50,958 don't say you were born in the 1940s. 529 00:22:51,357 --> 00:22:52,824 That'd make you 80 years old. 530 00:22:52,858 --> 00:22:55,424 I guess technically we are. 531 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,691 You're charged with vandalism, creating a public nuisance 532 00:22:57,724 --> 00:22:59,524 and destruction of private property. 533 00:22:59,557 --> 00:23:01,057 What about the police lady I bit? 534 00:23:01,257 --> 00:23:02,958 -Hush up. -I thought she was a Pop-Tart! 535 00:23:03,157 --> 00:23:04,624 Your bail's been set. 536 00:23:04,657 --> 00:23:06,591 -You get one phone call. -We told you! 537 00:23:06,624 --> 00:23:08,691 We're from the past. We don't know anybody. 538 00:23:09,057 --> 00:23:10,691 We do know one person. 539 00:23:12,624 --> 00:23:13,724 How much is their bail? 540 00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:16,491 -Ten thousand dollars. -Ten thousand dollars? 541 00:23:16,524 --> 00:23:18,991 You can buy a house for ten thousand dollars! 542 00:23:19,257 --> 00:23:22,057 Why so high? They're not serial killers. 543 00:23:22,090 --> 00:23:23,891 I don't know what they are, lady. 544 00:23:23,924 --> 00:23:25,657 [slurps] 545 00:23:25,991 --> 00:23:26,691 [slurps] 546 00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:29,991 Uh, Miss Gretchen? [chuckles] We're kinda tapped out. 547 00:23:30,224 --> 00:23:33,924 If you could front us just a little or all of it. 548 00:23:33,958 --> 00:23:36,591 I'm sorry, I don't have that kind of money. 549 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:39,724 [chuckles] Sounds like you Freaks are shit out of luck. 550 00:23:39,758 --> 00:23:41,491 [Gretchen] But my sister Harper does. 551 00:23:41,758 --> 00:23:43,758 And she left her credit card on the kitchen counter. 552 00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,791 I can't wait to see her face when she gets the bill. 553 00:23:46,824 --> 00:23:47,924 -[beeps] -Nice meeting you, 554 00:23:47,958 --> 00:23:50,691 -Chuck and Charlie. -Latro, dudes! 555 00:23:50,724 --> 00:23:52,157 Yo! Follow me on Instagram. 556 00:23:52,491 --> 00:23:54,657 Stealing your sister's credit card 557 00:23:54,691 --> 00:23:57,591 to bail us out of jail. I like this one. 558 00:23:57,824 --> 00:23:58,758 I love her. 559 00:23:59,791 --> 00:24:00,524 [radio static] 560 00:24:00,824 --> 00:24:01,724 [officer over radio] All available units. 561 00:24:02,057 --> 00:24:04,858 Requesting a large crane at the Millennium Highrise. 562 00:24:04,891 --> 00:24:07,124 We got a quadriplegic stuck in a garbage chute. 563 00:24:07,157 --> 00:24:10,190 Hey! You guys threw Bob Pimko down a garbage chute. 564 00:24:10,224 --> 00:24:13,591 Uh, we should probably hustle on outta here. [chuckles] 565 00:24:13,624 --> 00:24:15,023 [doorbell rings] 566 00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:17,791 What the hell! 567 00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:22,124 Harper, before you say anything, these are my clients 568 00:24:22,157 --> 00:24:24,057 and I told them they can crash here. 569 00:24:24,257 --> 00:24:27,090 -Uh, nope! -Come on! Be reasonable. 570 00:24:27,124 --> 00:24:28,023 Reasonable? 571 00:24:28,457 --> 00:24:32,457 Three unwashed stoners emerge from our basement, 572 00:24:32,491 --> 00:24:36,224 claiming to be from 1969, and-- And the reasonable thing 573 00:24:36,257 --> 00:24:38,724 to do is invite them to live with us? 574 00:24:38,991 --> 00:24:41,124 Oh, now, don't worry. You won't even know we're here. 575 00:24:41,491 --> 00:24:43,657 All right, outta my way. I gotta take a shit! 576 00:24:44,023 --> 00:24:47,023 [theme music playing] 577 00:25:28,557 --> 00:25:30,190 It's a good show!