1 00:00:05,923 --> 00:00:07,007 ♪ I've been lonely ♪ 2 00:00:07,008 --> 00:00:08,842 ♪ For so long ♪ 3 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:11,554 ♪ I've been right and I've been wrong... 4 00:00:11,555 --> 00:00:13,263 [Camille] Across all cultures, 5 00:00:13,264 --> 00:00:15,598 the trope of the beautiful white princess 6 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:18,394 living happily ever after has been taught to girls 7 00:00:18,395 --> 00:00:20,228 to entertain them as children, 8 00:00:20,229 --> 00:00:23,314 while ultimately disappointing them as adults. 9 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:26,819 If the end of the fairy tale is the man claiming the woman, 10 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:28,424 well, then it stands to reason 11 00:00:28,425 --> 00:00:30,029 how underwhelming and confusing 12 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,449 modern dating and relationships are. 13 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:35,452 Women are taught to just wait for the man to find you, 14 00:00:35,453 --> 00:00:38,455 and then this beginning is actually your happy ending. 15 00:00:38,456 --> 00:00:41,459 But now princesses don't even want to be princesses 16 00:00:41,460 --> 00:00:43,878 so instead, they pull long hours at work 17 00:00:43,879 --> 00:00:46,255 in the hopes of landing their dream jobs. 18 00:00:46,256 --> 00:00:48,631 Then one day, those little girls grow up 19 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:51,302 and realize the fairy-tale life they dreamt of 20 00:00:51,303 --> 00:00:52,927 isn't actually guaranteed. 21 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:54,972 [Dr. Pruitt] Everyone, please gather in the living room 22 00:00:54,973 --> 00:00:57,641 so I can introduce our newest faculty member. 23 00:00:57,642 --> 00:01:00,728 But before we get into our business, 24 00:01:00,729 --> 00:01:02,395 I just want to say, 25 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:06,442 Melba, the food this evening was unbelievable. 26 00:01:06,443 --> 00:01:08,401 [applause] 27 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:12,072 We really took a lot of time to find this professor, 28 00:01:12,073 --> 00:01:13,824 and we really did 29 00:01:13,825 --> 00:01:15,575 search high and low 30 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:16,911 until we finally found him. 31 00:01:16,912 --> 00:01:18,161 Of course. 32 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:21,624 And I'd like to introduce you 33 00:01:21,625 --> 00:01:23,416 to Dr. Obinna... 34 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,251 - Tseggai. - Tseggai. 35 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,754 [Obinna] Yes. [Dr. Pruitt] Yes! 36 00:01:26,755 --> 00:01:28,338 [applause] 37 00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:29,715 Just to give you a little background, 38 00:01:29,716 --> 00:01:31,279 I wrote it all out. 39 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:32,842 Uh, he brings with him 40 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:36,263 a host of experience with accolades. 41 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:37,889 He's a Rhodes scholar. 42 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,601 He has a PhD from Northwestern, 43 00:01:40,602 --> 00:01:42,227 and most recently he was 44 00:01:42,228 --> 00:01:46,899 the chair of the anthropology department at Sarah Lawrence. 45 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:49,527 And he's also a longtime contributor... 46 00:01:49,528 --> 00:01:51,070 [Camille] That's it. 47 00:01:51,071 --> 00:01:52,320 It's over. 48 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:54,240 Officially, Dr. Pruitt hired someone 49 00:01:54,241 --> 00:01:55,866 for the associate position. 50 00:01:55,867 --> 00:01:58,535 Damn, Cam. 51 00:01:58,536 --> 00:01:59,786 But you know what? 52 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:02,456 The worst part is, he's Black. 53 00:02:02,457 --> 00:02:03,873 Like, Nigerian Black. 54 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:05,334 Like, speaks 13 different languages, 55 00:02:05,335 --> 00:02:06,417 has, like, 17 degrees. 56 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,044 I mean, he's pretty much fucking perfect. 57 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:10,673 I'm trying to follow. How is that the worst part? 58 00:02:10,674 --> 00:02:13,467 No, no, no, of course I'm happy for Obinna 59 00:02:13,468 --> 00:02:16,262 and that a person of color got the job. 60 00:02:16,263 --> 00:02:18,076 Yay, team. 61 00:02:18,077 --> 00:02:19,889 It's just... 62 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:21,474 if I'm being completely honest, 63 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:24,395 it would have been easier if Dr. Pruitt had just 64 00:02:24,396 --> 00:02:26,229 hired a regular white dude. 65 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:27,940 Then I could chalk up the rejection 66 00:02:27,941 --> 00:02:29,399 to racism or sexism 67 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,194 or any - ism would be better than the truth. 68 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:37,115 Which is... 69 00:02:37,116 --> 00:02:39,284 I'm just not good enough. 70 00:02:39,285 --> 00:02:41,995 I had this whole plan, this whole dream, 71 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:44,790 and I'm not even good enough to make it happen. 72 00:02:44,791 --> 00:02:46,917 No, no, no. Fuck... fuck them. 73 00:02:46,918 --> 00:02:48,585 And fuck Pruitt. 74 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:50,044 Good... good for the brother. 75 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:52,172 But fuck... fuck the rest of the department, all right? 76 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:55,134 You don't need them. They need you, okay? 77 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:04,601 You know, 78 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:08,147 you could come with me to University of Chicago. 79 00:03:08,148 --> 00:03:09,439 I don't think that's... 80 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,358 I mean, I start my residency in a few weeks, 81 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:12,818 which would give you enough time 82 00:03:12,819 --> 00:03:13,861 to finish out the semester. 83 00:03:13,862 --> 00:03:15,236 I could call Dr. Elam. 84 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:16,947 I mean, they would kill to have you 85 00:03:16,948 --> 00:03:18,448 for a semester or two. 86 00:03:18,449 --> 00:03:19,909 Let me... you know what? Let me call Dr. Elam right now. 87 00:03:19,910 --> 00:03:22,076 Okay, Jameson, stop. 88 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:24,579 I sort of have a history with boyfriends 89 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:27,958 wanting me to leave New York with them, and... 90 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:29,627 it just doesn't go well. 91 00:03:29,628 --> 00:03:32,420 Cam, that was then. 92 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:35,048 Plus, we would have a kick-ass time in Chicago. 93 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:37,676 But we would have a kick ass time anywhere. 94 00:03:37,677 --> 00:03:40,053 Facts. 95 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:41,513 Look, wherever you want to be, 96 00:03:41,514 --> 00:03:42,972 if we end up going long distance, 97 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:45,809 I just need a firm Skype sex commitment, 98 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:47,436 and we good. 99 00:03:47,437 --> 00:03:49,062 You got it. 100 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:50,396 [♪ ST. PANTHER: "B.O.M.B." ♪] 101 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,358 ♪ There ain't no perfect symmetry ♪ 102 00:03:52,359 --> 00:03:53,399 ♪ To loving you, babe... 103 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,235 All right, I'm gonna run to the bedroom 104 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:57,842 to start up this Skype sex thing. 105 00:03:57,843 --> 00:04:00,448 - Right now, right now? - Right now. 106 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:02,201 ♪ There always was some tension up there ♪ 107 00:04:02,202 --> 00:04:03,368 ♪ Up in our brains... 108 00:04:03,369 --> 00:04:05,578 I don't think I owe Brandon shit. 109 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,873 I mean, it's not like I'm some basketball player 110 00:04:07,874 --> 00:04:10,021 who cheated on his high school sweetheart 111 00:04:10,022 --> 00:04:12,409 and mother of three of four of his kids 112 00:04:12,410 --> 00:04:14,797 with some white girl who was way too young 113 00:04:14,798 --> 00:04:16,069 and knocked her up too. 114 00:04:16,070 --> 00:04:17,340 That's oddly specific. 115 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:19,510 I just think that Brandon should just sign the papers 116 00:04:19,511 --> 00:04:21,094 and move the fuck on. 117 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:22,096 [June] The question is, how much 118 00:04:22,097 --> 00:04:23,179 will he be taking 119 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,514 when he moves the fuck on? 120 00:04:24,515 --> 00:04:27,225 This is why I always stress the importance 121 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:29,937 of having the proper paperwork in place. 122 00:04:29,938 --> 00:04:32,106 Very helpful. 123 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:34,399 How much is this gon' cost me? 124 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,735 When you've been married ten years, the math changes. 125 00:04:36,736 --> 00:04:38,424 Oh, that sounds like lawyer for "a lot." 126 00:04:38,425 --> 00:04:40,114 [June] You'll be lucky if it's just a lot. 127 00:04:40,115 --> 00:04:42,907 It's probably closer to a lot, a lot. 128 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:45,869 You started the business when you were married. 129 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:48,539 So Brandon is technically entitled 130 00:04:48,540 --> 00:04:50,186 to profits from the business 131 00:04:50,187 --> 00:04:51,833 for the rest of his life, 132 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:54,586 or at least the life of the business. 133 00:04:54,587 --> 00:04:56,462 I just can't believe 134 00:04:56,463 --> 00:05:00,676 that I created one of the only tech companies 135 00:05:00,677 --> 00:05:02,844 run by a queer woman of color 136 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:04,595 just to have it taken by some man. 137 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:06,223 And I've been with you since the beginning. 138 00:05:06,224 --> 00:05:08,975 So trust me, it's killing me too. 139 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,270 Look, we can go to court and try to fight it, 140 00:05:11,271 --> 00:05:13,438 but you're likely on the losing side, 141 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:16,358 and a trial would just eat up even more money. 142 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:19,236 Your best bet is a lump of cash 143 00:05:19,237 --> 00:05:21,864 to make him go away. 144 00:05:21,865 --> 00:05:23,928 [upbeat music] 145 00:05:23,929 --> 00:05:25,992 Like a hitman? 146 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,493 I know that's not what you mean, 147 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,371 but it makes me feel good to think about it. 148 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:32,603 [both breathing heavily] 149 00:05:32,604 --> 00:05:35,836 That was incredible. 150 00:05:35,837 --> 00:05:37,503 Ah, the best. 151 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:40,257 I met a soul mate and in a show? 152 00:05:40,258 --> 00:05:41,799 How lucky am I? 153 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,594 So... you like being in this? 154 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:47,388 It puts food on the table, 155 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:48,682 keeps my health insurance going, 156 00:05:48,683 --> 00:05:50,224 and I get to perform. 157 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:51,997 And that's enough for you? 158 00:05:51,998 --> 00:05:53,770 Of course I dream of more, 159 00:05:53,771 --> 00:05:56,022 but I also know how lucky I am. 160 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:58,274 I'm not stuck at some day job. 161 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:00,319 I'm getting paid to do what I love. 162 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,695 Yeah. 163 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,114 It's just, 164 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:08,285 I always imagined more. 165 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:15,083 I thought I'd be a star. 166 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:19,296 But now I'm starting to wonder, 167 00:06:19,297 --> 00:06:21,507 what if I'm not? 168 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:28,805 Am I okay with "good enough?" 169 00:06:28,806 --> 00:06:31,266 Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? 170 00:06:31,267 --> 00:06:33,518 I'm all for beautiful Black love, 171 00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:35,771 but you can't keep fucking on my set. 172 00:06:35,772 --> 00:06:37,188 We got here early 173 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:38,690 and got caught in the moment. 174 00:06:38,691 --> 00:06:39,857 Again? 175 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,275 But that explains 176 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,090 why you haven't texted back, Angie. 177 00:06:43,091 --> 00:06:44,873 I have been trying to reach you. 178 00:06:44,874 --> 00:06:46,657 I need you to take a lead role. 179 00:06:46,658 --> 00:06:49,117 - Which part? - Georgina. 180 00:06:49,118 --> 00:06:50,785 The maid that gets to sing, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, 181 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:52,454 "no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 182 00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:53,914 "no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 183 00:06:53,915 --> 00:06:56,500 no, no, no, no" solo, end of act one. 184 00:06:56,501 --> 00:06:57,918 The very, very, very same. 185 00:06:57,919 --> 00:06:59,293 [laughter] 186 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,338 Perla lost her voice and had to drop out. 187 00:07:01,339 --> 00:07:02,881 Now get some damn clothes on 188 00:07:02,882 --> 00:07:04,340 and let's get to work. 189 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:06,552 Oh, you slept your way to the top 190 00:07:06,553 --> 00:07:08,679 without even knowing it! 191 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,118 Bitch! 192 00:07:10,119 --> 00:07:11,556 ♪ ♪ 193 00:07:11,557 --> 00:07:13,996 Quinn! [gasps] 194 00:07:13,997 --> 00:07:16,435 It's beautiful. 195 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,772 Oh wow, I feel like a Disney princess. 196 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,860 If Disney princess were chic and sophisticated. 197 00:07:22,861 --> 00:07:24,610 - And brown. - Yes. 198 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:28,614 Oh, I'm glad that you're happy. 199 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:31,889 You're gonna make such a beautiful bride. 200 00:07:31,890 --> 00:07:35,164 Just a few tiny alterations back here, 201 00:07:35,165 --> 00:07:36,539 and then it'll be perfect, 202 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:38,917 and I will drop it off to you tomorrow night. 203 00:07:38,918 --> 00:07:40,419 Just let me get some pins. 204 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:44,338 And are you absolutely sure 205 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,049 you can't make it to the wedding? 206 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:51,012 Oh, yeah, no, I... I can't. 207 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:52,973 It's just that Ian is my best friend's ex, 208 00:07:52,974 --> 00:07:55,183 and so even doing this dress 209 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:57,144 was kind of crossing the friendship line a bit. 210 00:07:57,145 --> 00:07:58,228 - Ah. - But going... 211 00:07:58,229 --> 00:07:59,478 Say no more. 212 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,190 Uh, Camille doesn't want you there. 213 00:08:01,191 --> 00:08:04,567 No! Oh, my God, no, no. 214 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:07,570 Camille is happy for you both, okay? 215 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:10,782 She is so happy. She is... she has moved on. 216 00:08:10,783 --> 00:08:13,994 She is happily ever after in love with Jameson. 217 00:08:13,995 --> 00:08:15,661 Like, everybody's happy. 218 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:19,499 I just wanna make sure that I'm keeping the peace is all. 219 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,709 Not that there isn't peace to be kept. 220 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:25,380 There is... there will be peace and serenity and love. 221 00:08:25,381 --> 00:08:27,256 [chuckles] 222 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:29,342 I just, um... I just, uh, 223 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:31,345 want to make sure I'm doing the right thing. 224 00:08:31,346 --> 00:08:33,387 [Isabela] Hey, Quinn. 225 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:36,807 Oh, uh, Isabela? Um, hello. 226 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:39,019 Did... did we have an appointment today or... 227 00:08:39,020 --> 00:08:41,229 Uh, no, I just wanted to drop off 228 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:43,606 the stuffed animal we won for JJ at the bowling alley. 229 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,984 You left pretty quickly and he must've dropped it. 230 00:08:45,985 --> 00:08:47,360 Oh, yeah, yeah, thanks. 231 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:50,447 Um, I took my boyfriend's son bowling. 232 00:08:50,448 --> 00:08:52,324 My boyfriend, Shawn. [chuckles] 233 00:08:52,325 --> 00:08:53,784 He knew about it. 234 00:08:53,785 --> 00:08:54,617 Okay. 235 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:55,868 Uh, great. 236 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,247 So we can just leave it right here, and... 237 00:08:58,248 --> 00:08:59,997 okay. 238 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:02,459 Anything else? I mean, I'm busy. 239 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,566 Right. 240 00:09:05,567 --> 00:09:07,474 Cool. 241 00:09:07,475 --> 00:09:09,382 [sighs] 242 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,926 Um, what were we talking about? 243 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:14,179 You were talking about doing the right thing. 244 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:15,619 What... what's that supposed to mean? 245 00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:19,142 Oh, yeah, right. The right thing. 246 00:09:19,143 --> 00:09:21,311 Yeah, I love doing the right thing. 247 00:09:21,312 --> 00:09:22,938 I always do the right thing. 248 00:09:22,939 --> 00:09:26,274 Um... okay. 249 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:28,568 So I think you're good here, and, um... 250 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,069 [clears throat] 251 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,780 ...you can just change, and then I'll drop it off 252 00:09:31,781 --> 00:09:32,655 to you tomorrow night. 253 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:35,783 Oh, are we not doing the... 254 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:38,537 Oh, the pins! Yes, of course, yes, yes, yes. 255 00:09:38,538 --> 00:09:39,787 We'll pin you, yes. 256 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:42,624 Go on and I'll pin ya up, yep. 257 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,918 [tense music] 258 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:47,211 Oh, hi, Tye. 259 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:48,525 Have you seen this show... 260 00:09:48,526 --> 00:09:49,975 Okay, cut the shit, Brandon. 261 00:09:49,976 --> 00:09:51,424 I'm done playing with you. 262 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:53,218 - What? - I've waited for weeks 263 00:09:53,219 --> 00:09:55,012 for you to sign the divorce papers. 264 00:09:55,013 --> 00:09:56,471 It's obvious you want money. 265 00:09:56,472 --> 00:09:58,764 So 25K, 266 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,516 you sign, you go. 267 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,810 Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not what... wait. 268 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:05,105 Wait, wait, who said anything about money? 269 00:10:05,106 --> 00:10:06,856 Drop the act, Brandon! 270 00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:08,316 I'm done putting you up in my house 271 00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:10,444 while you try to figure out a way to steal my company. 272 00:10:10,445 --> 00:10:12,529 I worked my ass off for this shit! 273 00:10:12,530 --> 00:10:14,113 On my own. 274 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,783 35K is as high as I'll go. 275 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:19,160 Here, sign. 276 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:21,371 And get your shit. 277 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,883 What happened to you? 278 00:10:32,884 --> 00:10:34,300 I became me. 279 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:37,637 I didn't sign the papers because, 280 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:40,891 crazy as this may sound, 281 00:10:40,892 --> 00:10:43,434 I miss you, Tye. 282 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:46,396 And I know once I sign these papers, that's it. 283 00:10:46,397 --> 00:10:49,023 I ain't gonna never see you again. 284 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:52,172 You can't blackmail your way into a relationship. 285 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:55,322 But you think you can blackmail me out of one? 286 00:10:55,323 --> 00:10:57,656 You left me without so much as a goodbye 287 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,742 or so little as a phone number to keep in touch. 288 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,828 I literally would have died if I stayed in Georgia. 289 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:02,912 I get that. 290 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:04,790 You needed to come out and find yourself, 291 00:11:04,791 --> 00:11:05,874 and that's awesome. 292 00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:06,749 Good for you. 293 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,960 But, like, was it worth it? 294 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,463 You cut off contact with me, your family, 295 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:14,758 everybody who loved you back home, and for what? 296 00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:17,176 You don't seem to actually date, 297 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,970 and you got just a handful of friends 298 00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:20,075 that nobody even knows to call 299 00:11:20,076 --> 00:11:21,181 when you got an emergency? 300 00:11:21,182 --> 00:11:22,703 Don't get it twisted. 301 00:11:22,704 --> 00:11:24,225 Those are my sisters. 302 00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:26,895 Okay, maybe I'm shitty at updating paperwork. 303 00:11:26,896 --> 00:11:28,730 In fact, if I was better at it, 304 00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:30,065 you wouldn't be here. 305 00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:37,696 [exhales] 306 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,617 But I am sorry, Brandon. 307 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:46,915 You didn't deserve the way I treated you. 308 00:11:46,916 --> 00:11:49,855 I really didn't. 309 00:11:49,856 --> 00:11:52,795 But hear this. 310 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:56,216 You do deserve how I'm about to treat you. 311 00:11:56,217 --> 00:11:59,428 You think this is about money? 312 00:11:59,429 --> 00:12:01,720 Well, fine. 313 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,432 It's about money, then. 314 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,688 ♪ Straight from the cul-de-sac ♪ 315 00:12:09,689 --> 00:12:11,439 ♪ Show you how to act ♪ 316 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,359 ♪ I give you lessons, ain't no stressing ♪ 317 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,027 ♪ Baby girl, don't mess around ♪ 318 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:17,696 ♪ Yeah, don't mess around, yeah ♪ 319 00:12:17,697 --> 00:12:18,613 [knocking on door] 320 00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:20,699 Come in. 321 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:23,284 Hi. 322 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:25,035 I'm the first one? 323 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,725 These hoes ain't never on time. 324 00:12:26,726 --> 00:12:28,237 Actually, Angie can't make it. 325 00:12:28,238 --> 00:12:29,748 She's still stuck at rehearsal. 326 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,710 And Camille is gonna be a little late because... 327 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:35,672 well, because I told Camille a different time 328 00:12:35,673 --> 00:12:37,382 because I actually wanted to talk to you 329 00:12:37,383 --> 00:12:39,301 about something alone. 330 00:12:39,302 --> 00:12:40,509 Oh, my God. 331 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,949 I can't deal with no more drama today. 332 00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:45,567 What? No. No, no, no. There's no drama. 333 00:12:45,568 --> 00:12:48,185 This is not drama. This is nothing. 334 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:50,728 [sighs] 335 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:53,064 Actually, this is something. 336 00:12:53,065 --> 00:12:56,401 A very big something. 337 00:12:56,402 --> 00:12:57,819 I... 338 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:03,700 Okay, so, you know how I've always hated... 339 00:13:03,701 --> 00:13:05,534 okra? 340 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,871 Well, "hate" is actually a very strong word. 341 00:13:07,872 --> 00:13:09,580 It's not like I've been 342 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:10,916 okra-phobic or anything like that. 343 00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:13,668 It's just more like okra... 344 00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:16,421 wasn't for me, you follow me? 345 00:13:16,422 --> 00:13:17,380 I'm trying. 346 00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:18,631 Okay. 347 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:21,801 And all of my life, I've really been 348 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:25,888 a basic burger type of chick, you know? 349 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:29,871 And... okra has been on my mind recently 350 00:13:29,872 --> 00:13:33,302 and has made me a little... curious. 351 00:13:33,303 --> 00:13:36,733 Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle. 352 00:13:36,734 --> 00:13:37,943 Is okra pussy? 353 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,406 And here's the thing, it's... don't get me wrong, okay? 354 00:13:43,407 --> 00:13:45,012 Because it's not like I don't enjoy 355 00:13:45,013 --> 00:13:46,618 the comfort of the burger still. 356 00:13:46,619 --> 00:13:50,225 I do. I mean, the burger is 357 00:13:50,226 --> 00:13:53,259 just nice and sweet and honest. 358 00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:56,028 But this one okra in particular 359 00:13:56,029 --> 00:13:58,797 has really been on my mind. and... 360 00:13:58,798 --> 00:14:01,340 So you want to fuck a woman? 361 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,427 [laughing] Oh, my God! I did not... 362 00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:05,719 okay, look. 363 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,283 [mimics springing, laughs] 364 00:14:07,284 --> 00:14:08,847 Um, I am not comfortable 365 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,268 calling it anything other than curiosity right now. 366 00:14:11,269 --> 00:14:14,291 Well, I've been on the receiving end 367 00:14:14,292 --> 00:14:17,315 of one too many curious straight girls' 368 00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:19,693 experimental nights and fantasies, 369 00:14:19,694 --> 00:14:20,693 which only ended up 370 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,112 leaving me invested and then hurt. 371 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,677 So let me give you a word of advice. 372 00:14:25,678 --> 00:14:27,877 Maybe leave that okra the hell alone 373 00:14:27,878 --> 00:14:30,078 until you know what you really want! 374 00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:31,684 [exhales] 375 00:14:31,685 --> 00:14:33,289 Wow, I... 376 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,541 I am really sorry, Tye. 377 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,792 I was not trying to offend you. 378 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,962 I was just... [Tye] No, I'm sorry. 379 00:14:38,963 --> 00:14:41,755 I just... 380 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,757 I lied about my ex. 381 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,634 I don't want the other girls to know yet, 382 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,512 but he didn't sign the divorce papers. 383 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:49,597 What? [knock at door] 384 00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,683 Oh, I thought I was early. 385 00:14:51,684 --> 00:14:53,393 What'd I miss? 386 00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:55,060 Nothing. 387 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:59,232 We're just bullshitting about the weather wives. 388 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,067 What have you been up to? 389 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,693 Nothing. 390 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,404 Well, everything. Well, not everything, 391 00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:05,779 but a lot of things. 392 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,157 Yeah, there's a lot of nothing-everything 393 00:15:07,158 --> 00:15:09,199 going around. 394 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,202 Jameson asked me to go with him to Chicago. 395 00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:12,161 Oh, shit. 396 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:13,705 Every man wants you to move. 397 00:15:13,706 --> 00:15:15,247 Not every man. 398 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,667 But yes, we've been here before. 399 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,379 Well, the other man that wanted me to go, 400 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:23,088 the Ian man, 401 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,798 there's a tiny little detail I omitted 402 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,509 from my crazy kidnapping Ian night. 403 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,681 Ian told me that he's still in love with me. 404 00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:33,099 [gasps] [Camille] And the moment 405 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,559 he said it out loud, 406 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,936 I knew that I felt it too. 407 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,562 [both gasp] 408 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,585 I'm still in love with Ian. 409 00:15:40,586 --> 00:15:42,608 - There, I said it. - My God! 410 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,736 You're like Rachel McAdams in The Notebook. 411 00:15:44,737 --> 00:15:46,675 You're caught between two good men. 412 00:15:46,676 --> 00:15:48,541 Can we take a second to talk about 413 00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:50,288 how awful that ending actually was? 414 00:15:50,289 --> 00:15:52,034 I mean, the girl gets Alzheimer's 415 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,204 and then she forgets who her husband actually is, 416 00:15:54,205 --> 00:15:55,517 and then they both die. 417 00:15:55,518 --> 00:15:56,654 Okay, hello, spoiler! 418 00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:57,791 I forgot about the end. 419 00:15:57,792 --> 00:15:58,791 You guys, please. 420 00:15:58,792 --> 00:15:59,918 This is not a movie though. 421 00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:02,086 This is real life. 422 00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,671 I need you to tell me what to do. 423 00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:06,299 Tell him, all right? You let him go once. 424 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,927 Tell him how you feel before he's married 425 00:16:08,928 --> 00:16:10,719 and it's too late. 426 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,430 Yeah, but isn't that the shittiest thing ever, 427 00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:14,182 if I say something and I break them up? 428 00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:15,558 Yeah, but then aren't you shitty 429 00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:16,934 if you still let them get married, 430 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:19,229 knowing that he's still in love with you? 431 00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:22,357 I don't know. 432 00:16:22,358 --> 00:16:24,692 Yes? 433 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:27,569 But the one thing I know for sure right now 434 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:31,116 is that Jameson is the guy of my fairy-tale dreams. 435 00:16:31,117 --> 00:16:34,369 You know, he's the happy ending, right? 436 00:16:34,370 --> 00:16:37,079 What do I do? 437 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,750 Do I go after my fresh start? 438 00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:44,420 Or do I go after my heart? 439 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:47,966 Yeah, there's a lot of that going around today too. 440 00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:50,969 [all sighing] 441 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,598 Oh, my God. 442 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:59,936 I just remembered the worst news of the day. 443 00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:02,939 We still have to sit through 444 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:05,358 fucking Get Out, again. 445 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:07,276 [all groan] 446 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:10,571 [both vocalizing] 447 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:12,030 - Ha, ha, let's go! - Yes! 448 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,032 Oh, my God, I wonder who's here today. 449 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,116 Angie? 450 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,618 Angie. [clears throat] 451 00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:17,120 Hey. Hi. [chuckles] 452 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:22,876 Look, I know we got off on the wrong foot. 453 00:17:22,877 --> 00:17:24,460 "We"? 454 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,587 But I just wanted to say 455 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,714 this role is your destiny, 456 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:32,719 and me and the show and all of us, 457 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,721 we are all the better for it. 458 00:17:34,722 --> 00:17:36,723 I'm the grudge-holding type. 459 00:17:36,724 --> 00:17:39,057 Girl, bye. 460 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,642 Okay, everyone, gather around. 461 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:43,082 Gather around, gather around. [chuckles] 462 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:45,523 The moment we've all been waiting for. 463 00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:47,546 I have some really exciting news. 464 00:17:47,547 --> 00:17:49,808 Production handed me this letter 465 00:17:49,809 --> 00:17:52,071 sent by Mr. Jordan Peele himself. 466 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,864 [Kate] Stop! - Oh, my God. 467 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,825 Jordan asked that we read it before tonight's show, 468 00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:57,535 so let's do it. 469 00:17:57,536 --> 00:17:59,266 [excited chatter] 470 00:17:59,267 --> 00:18:00,996 [clears throat] 471 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,665 "Hey, everybody." [laughs] 472 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:06,377 "I heard you guys were doing the musical version of Get Out 473 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:10,173 when one of your castmates, Angela Wilson"... 474 00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:11,757 [chuckles] 475 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,822 "...sent my agent thoughts on the script 476 00:18:13,823 --> 00:18:15,887 "and reasons why the Sunken Place dancer 477 00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:17,805 needed more lines in a solo." 478 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,828 - That's my Angie! - Okay! 479 00:18:19,829 --> 00:18:21,851 "Well, imagine my surprise, 480 00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:23,811 "as this is not... 481 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,689 "legally sanctioned or approved 482 00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:29,567 or, I'm sad to say, happening." 483 00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:30,860 What the fuck? 484 00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:32,591 No. 485 00:18:32,592 --> 00:18:34,321 No. No. 486 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:37,783 No, no, no, no, no, no. 487 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,910 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 488 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,934 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 489 00:18:42,935 --> 00:18:45,958 But... but I'm the lead. The show must go on. 490 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,419 "Enclosed is a cease and desist letter from my attorney." 491 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:51,631 - Great. - "This show must not go on. 492 00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:52,923 "Ever. 493 00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,299 "The theatre manager has been told 494 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:58,471 that Get Out the Musical needs to, well, get out." 495 00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:02,099 [upbeat music] 496 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:05,270 [Camille] Round six! Here we go. 497 00:19:05,271 --> 00:19:08,231 Jordan fucking Peele. 498 00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:11,275 Girl, fuck him. 499 00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,943 I do love him though. 500 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:16,114 He is the best, and that movie? 501 00:19:16,115 --> 00:19:17,531 Ugh, he's so talented. 502 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:20,742 My failure is having déjà vu. 503 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,454 It's my record deal all over again. 504 00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:25,164 I swallowed my pride. 505 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,853 I worked my ass off, 506 00:19:26,854 --> 00:19:28,615 and it was for nothing. 507 00:19:28,616 --> 00:19:31,144 Maybe I'll never be a star. 508 00:19:31,145 --> 00:19:33,672 [Tye] Oh, Ang! - Angie, baby! 509 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,342 I think Ang needs a plan B, y'all. 510 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,676 [Tye] No, you got plan A! 511 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,386 - Don't you give up! - Don't give up! 512 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:43,891 No, literally, a Plan B before CVS closes. 513 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,394 Me and Eric been getting lazy with the protection, 514 00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:48,521 and that shit only works for three days. 515 00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:51,106 Well, I gotta jet too. 516 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,359 You know, Brandon think he can take my money, 517 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,193 but he can't take it 518 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,655 from the comfort of my guest room. 519 00:19:57,656 --> 00:19:58,780 Fuck him! 520 00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:00,950 Mm-kay, put his ass out. 521 00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:02,200 You need backup? 522 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,869 No, girl, I got this on my own. 523 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,538 Okay, all right, then bartender, 524 00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:07,040 can we get another round? 525 00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:09,499 Two please! 526 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,127 Thanks, Richard. 527 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,756 - Cheers. - Mm. 528 00:20:14,757 --> 00:20:16,341 Mm-mmm! 529 00:20:16,342 --> 00:20:17,925 Mm! 530 00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:20,073 When was the last time we were drunk like this? 531 00:20:20,074 --> 00:20:22,221 - I have never been this drunk. - Lies, bitch. 532 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,765 Okay, remember at your 25th birthday? 533 00:20:23,766 --> 00:20:26,725 - Six Flags? - Oh, shit! 534 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,187 Oh, shit, we are banished for life. 535 00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:30,979 [both laugh] 536 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:34,149 Oh, my God, good times. 537 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,902 Ugh, but for real, we have not had 538 00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,362 an epic night since then. 539 00:20:37,363 --> 00:20:38,820 You know what it is? 540 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,405 I am so scared that, like, 541 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,865 one of my students is gonna see me, 542 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,326 and then they're gonna videotape me, 543 00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:44,327 and then I'm gonna get fired. 544 00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:47,204 And I'm afraid that... 545 00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:48,623 I'm just afraid in general. 546 00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:50,187 You know what? 547 00:20:50,188 --> 00:20:51,750 We have been good. 548 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,212 We've been so good for so long. Where has that gotten us? 549 00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:55,545 Nowhere. [Camille] Nowhere! 550 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,632 Girl, because we have just been trying to live up 551 00:20:57,633 --> 00:20:59,926 to everybody's expectations, and for what? 552 00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:01,678 [mimics explosion] For what? 553 00:21:01,679 --> 00:21:03,596 We need to just do us! 554 00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:05,869 [whispers] Yes. 555 00:21:05,870 --> 00:21:08,141 Life, here we come. 556 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:11,896 [Tye] Brandon, you gonna get out of my goddamn house! 557 00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:15,148 Brandon? Bran... 558 00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,650 ♪ You were selfish 'bout my struggle ♪ 559 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:20,363 ♪ Boy, I'm selfish, and I don't give a fuck... 560 00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:22,031 You needed to come out and find yourself, 561 00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:23,720 and that's awesome. 562 00:21:23,721 --> 00:21:25,409 Was it worth it? 563 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:27,328 You don't seem to actually date. 564 00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:28,934 Fuck you. 565 00:21:28,935 --> 00:21:30,539 Poor Tye. 566 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:32,625 I need a time out. 567 00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:34,710 Please, don't do this! 568 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:37,108 ♪ All about me, I'm all about me ♪ 569 00:21:37,109 --> 00:21:39,506 ♪ Could give a fuck about you ♪ 570 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:43,344 ♪ 'Cause you wasn't there and you didn't hold me down... 571 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,825 - This is gonna be so great. - Mm-hmm! 572 00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:48,307 [Quinn] Oh, there's Dard! - Hey, ladies. 573 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:49,600 [both] Hey, Dard! - Hey, beautiful. 574 00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:50,893 Oh, my God, can we get some of that 575 00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:51,853 Harlem champagne? 576 00:21:51,854 --> 00:21:52,894 Two bottles! 577 00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:54,188 You guys had enough to drink tonight, 578 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:55,710 but maybe next time. 579 00:21:55,711 --> 00:21:57,232 I promise. [both] No! 580 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,984 - Gorgeous, both of you. - Okay. 581 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,319 - Thank you. - Okay, you too. 582 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,508 Okay, was he hitting on me? 583 00:22:01,509 --> 00:22:02,697 I think he was hitting on you! 584 00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:04,448 Bitch! 585 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,199 Hey, Harlem! 586 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,744 We are doing us. Mm-hmm. 587 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,746 But who is us? Is that English? 588 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,749 I don't know, I mean, it sounded like words to me. 589 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:13,999 - Yeah. - Whoop! Ooh. 590 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,751 I think I just peed a little. 591 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:17,503 - Ooh. - It's fine. It'll dry. 592 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:22,007 - You know, Quinn... - Mm-hmm. 593 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:26,596 I never pictured a life for myself without academia. 594 00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:28,472 But, you know, at some point, 595 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,411 don't you just have to say fuck it 596 00:22:30,412 --> 00:22:32,351 and stop trying to push your way in? 597 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:34,352 You know, just... 598 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,147 Hell yeah. Absolutely. 599 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:40,526 Quitting Chase was the best decision I ever made. 600 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,110 Mm. 601 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:44,821 Wait, so you think I should quit? 602 00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:47,533 I'm not saying. I'm just saying. 603 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,285 Should I quit? 604 00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:55,207 Camille. 605 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:57,084 What are you doing here? It's late. 606 00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:58,961 You look really pretty at night. 607 00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:00,253 [Dr. Pruitt] Thank you. 608 00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:02,381 I feel like you've had a couple of cocktails. 609 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:04,217 I had a couple dozen cocktails. 610 00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:05,634 And you know what? 611 00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:08,221 That won't change the fact that I am done 612 00:23:08,222 --> 00:23:10,264 trying to prove that I am worthy, 613 00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:13,267 because I know that I am. 614 00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:17,166 And you know what? You know what else? 615 00:23:17,167 --> 00:23:19,314 I know that I should do my research 616 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,526 and journals and all the whatevers and stuff, 617 00:23:21,527 --> 00:23:23,276 but I am really proud 618 00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:27,781 of my social media presence. 619 00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:30,535 And also, do you wanna know why my classes 620 00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:32,494 are always waitlisted? 621 00:23:32,495 --> 00:23:33,996 Why the number of Black students 622 00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:35,455 majoring in anthropology 623 00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:38,104 has increased in the last few years? 624 00:23:38,105 --> 00:23:40,753 Because not only can they see me, 625 00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:42,379 but they can access me, 626 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:45,049 which lets them know that they can be me. 627 00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:46,716 So whether you like it or not, 628 00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:49,595 social media is here to stay, okay? 629 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:51,805 And, uh, I'm not. 630 00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:53,974 I quit. I'm outta here. 631 00:23:53,975 --> 00:23:56,268 Camille, I feel a little blindsided. 632 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,563 Have you been talking to other colleges? 633 00:23:58,564 --> 00:23:59,729 I'm not. 634 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:01,252 For the first time in my adult life, 635 00:24:01,253 --> 00:24:02,775 I don't have a plan on what's next, 636 00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:04,985 and you know what? 637 00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:06,946 [whispers] It feels fucking great. 638 00:24:06,947 --> 00:24:08,781 [pops lips] 639 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:13,243 Try not to fall down my steps. 640 00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:15,788 See you never, Dr. Pruitt. Okay? 641 00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:17,581 - Oh, shit. - [screams] 642 00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:19,167 Oh, shit, shit. Are you okay? 643 00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:20,667 - Yeah. - Come on. 644 00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:21,877 - Oh, my God. - Up, up, up. 645 00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:23,087 - I did it! Okay. - You did it! 646 00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:24,547 Now it's your turn. 647 00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:26,006 Let's go get your lady. 648 00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:28,300 - I blew up my life! - Yes! 649 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,303 [indistinct shouting] - Bye, bitch! 650 00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:33,138 - Ah! - Shh! 651 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:36,726 ♪ Rapper work the green just like the Masters... 652 00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:39,833 You said if she was here that it was fate! 653 00:24:39,834 --> 00:24:42,940 Okay, well, if I go in, you have to promise me 654 00:24:42,941 --> 00:24:44,441 that if I say something, 655 00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:46,339 that you're not gonna be weird with me, 656 00:24:46,340 --> 00:24:48,581 and then if I change my mind and don't, 657 00:24:48,582 --> 00:24:50,823 then you're not gonna be mad at me. 658 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:52,490 Quinn, 659 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:55,578 we are so much more than who we love. 660 00:24:55,579 --> 00:24:56,786 - Right. - Okay? 661 00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:59,226 And honestly, if I was gonna judge you, 662 00:24:59,227 --> 00:25:01,666 there was, like, so many guys, like, 663 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:04,670 I would have bailed on this friendship, you know? 664 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:08,549 - Yeah. - But she at least has a job. 665 00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:10,843 - That's true. - Yeah. 666 00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:12,220 Okay, here I go. 667 00:25:12,221 --> 00:25:13,888 Okay. 668 00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:23,188 Isabela? 669 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,274 Hi. I was just, um... 670 00:25:25,275 --> 00:25:27,359 wow, I like your place. 671 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,778 I should have come by sooner. 672 00:25:28,779 --> 00:25:30,195 Are you okay? 673 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:32,301 Yes, I am fine, thank you. 674 00:25:32,302 --> 00:25:34,407 And yourself, good lady? 675 00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:36,514 You had a couple cocktails tonight? 676 00:25:36,515 --> 00:25:38,621 I mean, a night out with the girls. 677 00:25:38,622 --> 00:25:40,685 Oh, my God, school supplies. 678 00:25:40,686 --> 00:25:42,749 Oh, I love school supplies. 679 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:46,065 I used to get them all the time as a kid, 680 00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:49,382 like, notebooks and pens and Wite-Out and... 681 00:25:49,383 --> 00:25:50,967 do they even make Wite-Out anymore? 682 00:25:50,968 --> 00:25:53,657 Yeah. Fun. 683 00:25:53,658 --> 00:25:56,346 Well, um, 684 00:25:56,347 --> 00:25:57,597 I just wanted to come by 685 00:25:57,598 --> 00:26:00,226 and say I was sorry for being rude before. 686 00:26:00,227 --> 00:26:02,499 It's fine. You were busy. 687 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,386 No, I was a bitch. [scoffs] 688 00:26:04,387 --> 00:26:06,101 I was a fucking bitch, okay? 689 00:26:06,102 --> 00:26:07,817 I was like one of my customers 690 00:26:07,818 --> 00:26:09,527 or, like, my mom. 691 00:26:09,528 --> 00:26:10,735 Oh, God! 692 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,112 And the point is, 693 00:26:12,113 --> 00:26:13,572 is I was just acting a little weird 694 00:26:13,573 --> 00:26:14,781 because I was caught off guard 695 00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:16,908 because I never really considered, like, 696 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:19,035 okra before, you know what I'm saying? 697 00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:22,623 But, like, I also haven't had okra offered to me in this way. 698 00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:25,855 And so whether or not I take the okra, 699 00:26:25,856 --> 00:26:29,088 I just didn't want you to feel like okra 700 00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:31,590 that I tossed in the trash. 701 00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:34,092 I never offered you any okra. 702 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:37,471 Well, yeah, that's because I never gave you the chance. 703 00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:38,972 And I know it's a really big step, 704 00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:40,974 but how am I gonna know if I don't try? 705 00:26:40,975 --> 00:26:43,311 So I just wanted to try. So this is me trying. 706 00:26:43,312 --> 00:26:46,022 So here we go. 707 00:26:46,023 --> 00:26:47,939 Isabela, 708 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:51,444 will you go on a date with me? 709 00:26:51,445 --> 00:26:54,050 [upbeat music] 710 00:26:54,051 --> 00:26:56,897 She said yes! 711 00:26:56,898 --> 00:26:59,092 [both screaming] 712 00:26:59,093 --> 00:27:01,286 It's official! 713 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:04,789 I'm an LGBTQ, baby! 714 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,292 [phone buzzes] - Oh, wait, I'm buzzing, 715 00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:07,584 I'm buzzing. 716 00:27:07,585 --> 00:27:09,754 - ♪ Buzzing in the car ♪ - Like a bee. 717 00:27:09,755 --> 00:27:12,630 Oh, shit, Mira. 718 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,176 I was supposed to drop off her dress at the Palace. 719 00:27:15,177 --> 00:27:17,616 Do you wanna call this a night? 720 00:27:17,617 --> 00:27:20,055 - No! - We're just gonna go home. 721 00:27:20,056 --> 00:27:22,558 - We're taking her home. - No, no, we're not. 722 00:27:22,559 --> 00:27:23,934 Okay, you know what? 723 00:27:23,935 --> 00:27:25,310 Seeing the dress, 724 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,208 it's not gonna change the fact 725 00:27:27,209 --> 00:27:29,106 that he's still getting married. 726 00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:31,149 ♪ When it's over ♪ 727 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:33,777 ♪ You and me used to be close ♪ 728 00:27:33,778 --> 00:27:36,155 ♪ And right now, that means the most... 729 00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:37,323 [Camille grunting] 730 00:27:37,324 --> 00:27:39,240 Okay, okay. 731 00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:41,160 All right. All right. I'm just gonna go in 732 00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:42,870 and come out and we'll be done. 733 00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:45,038 - Okay. - Okay. 734 00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:46,999 Oh, but this is so weird. 735 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,583 No. 736 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,586 I mean, wouldn't it be weirder if I went in? 737 00:27:50,587 --> 00:27:51,961 - True. - Yeah. 738 00:27:51,962 --> 00:27:54,902 - I'll be quick. - Yeah, totally. 739 00:27:54,903 --> 00:27:57,332 ♪ I didn't string you along ♪ 740 00:27:57,333 --> 00:27:59,761 ♪ Don't pin it all on me... 741 00:27:59,762 --> 00:28:01,889 [Camille] The thing that all classic fairytales have 742 00:28:01,890 --> 00:28:05,601 in common is the infamous "all is lost" moment. 743 00:28:05,602 --> 00:28:07,394 The princess is powerless, 744 00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:10,481 her fate entirely in the man's hands. 745 00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:12,315 Will he come rescue her? 746 00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:14,609 Or maybe she'll rescue herself. 747 00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:17,028 [♪ Amber Olivier: "When It's Over" ♪] 748 00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:19,448 ♪ It's never over till it's over ♪ 749 00:28:19,449 --> 00:28:21,366 ♪ Over till it's over ♪ 750 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:24,453 ♪ Even then, it's never really over when it's over ♪ 751 00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:27,080 ♪ Over when it's over ♪ 752 00:28:27,081 --> 00:28:29,667 ♪ Never really over when it's over ♪ 753 00:28:29,668 --> 00:28:31,460 ♪ Over when it's over ♪ 754 00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:33,420 ♪ When it's over ♪ 755 00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:36,047 ♪ How can you make me feel a way ♪ 756 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,843 ♪ And now there's nothing left to say ♪ 757 00:28:38,844 --> 00:28:41,178 ♪ 'Cause it was all in vain ♪ 758 00:28:41,179 --> 00:28:43,888 ♪ I just miss us ♪ 759 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:46,057 ♪ But there is no us no more ♪ 760 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:48,977 ♪ You say it's me, I say it's your fault ♪ 761 00:28:48,978 --> 00:28:51,897 ♪ But since you're not the same no more ♪ 762 00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:54,525 ♪ When it's over ♪♪ 763 00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,176 [inhales] 764 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:31,436 [♪ string cover of Nelly: "Dilemma" ♪] 765 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:34,773 Ladies and gentlemen, for their first dance, 766 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:37,776 Mr. and Mrs. Ian Walker. 767 00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:40,654 [applause] 768 00:29:40,655 --> 00:29:43,531 ♪ Oh ♪ 769 00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:46,160 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 770 00:29:46,161 --> 00:29:50,246 ♪ Ah ♪ 771 00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:52,874 ♪ I love you ♪ 772 00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:55,606 ♪ And I need you ♪ 773 00:29:55,607 --> 00:29:58,682 ♪ Baby, I love you ♪ 774 00:29:58,683 --> 00:30:01,758 ♪ I do need you ♪ 775 00:30:01,759 --> 00:30:04,469 ♪ No matter what I do ♪ 776 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:07,180 ♪ All I think about is you ♪ 777 00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:09,891 ♪ Even when I'm with my boo ♪ 778 00:30:09,892 --> 00:30:13,479 ♪ Boy, you know I'm crazy over you ♪ 779 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:18,399 ♪ ♪ 780 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,071 [clock bonging] 781 00:30:25,074 --> 00:30:28,077 [dramatic music] 782 00:30:28,078 --> 00:30:34,833 ♪ ♪ 783 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:42,716 IAN: Camille? 784 00:30:42,717 --> 00:30:44,677 [Camille] Shit! 785 00:30:44,678 --> 00:30:46,491 Hi. 786 00:30:46,492 --> 00:30:48,107 Um... 787 00:30:48,108 --> 00:30:49,722 I, um... 788 00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:52,768 I was just here with Quinn, who's, um, 789 00:30:52,769 --> 00:30:54,477 dropping off Mira's gown. 790 00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:57,105 So yeah, it's... it's really beautiful. 791 00:30:57,106 --> 00:31:02,278 I was looking for a restroom and couldn't find it. 792 00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:04,237 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 793 00:31:04,238 --> 00:31:05,573 The bathroom's down the hall. 794 00:31:05,574 --> 00:31:06,614 Right. 795 00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:09,368 Why do... why do you have that? 796 00:31:09,369 --> 00:31:13,037 Oh, well, um, uh, 797 00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:15,583 apparently, when I'm drunk, I take signs. 798 00:31:15,584 --> 00:31:19,253 I... um, I'm just gonna put it back. 799 00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:23,841 And find the restroom. 800 00:31:27,303 --> 00:31:29,971 Look. 801 00:31:29,972 --> 00:31:31,140 The real reason that I came in here 802 00:31:31,141 --> 00:31:33,392 is not to use the bathroom. 803 00:31:33,393 --> 00:31:35,393 I don't know if I was 804 00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:38,709 hoping I could stop this or... 805 00:31:38,710 --> 00:31:42,026 hoping that you would, but... 806 00:31:42,027 --> 00:31:43,402 you said you love me. 807 00:31:46,697 --> 00:31:51,326 I love you too, Ian. 808 00:31:51,327 --> 00:31:54,496 I love you in a way that doesn't just go away. 809 00:31:56,749 --> 00:31:59,209 You're my home. 810 00:31:59,210 --> 00:32:02,503 My heart. 811 00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:05,883 Since we met all those years ago, 812 00:32:05,884 --> 00:32:07,343 it's never gone away. 813 00:32:14,642 --> 00:32:16,060 Why the fuck would you say this to me 814 00:32:16,061 --> 00:32:18,061 the night before my wedding? 815 00:32:18,062 --> 00:32:20,731 Well... well, why are you still getting married 816 00:32:20,732 --> 00:32:21,732 if you're in love with me? 817 00:32:21,733 --> 00:32:23,733 Look, Cam, 818 00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:25,673 shit got crazy the other night, all right? 819 00:32:25,674 --> 00:32:27,268 I got caught up in the emotion of it all, 820 00:32:27,269 --> 00:32:28,864 - and I shouldn't... - So you don't love me? 821 00:32:28,865 --> 00:32:30,324 - Doesn't matter. - It does matter! 822 00:32:30,325 --> 00:32:31,866 No, it doesn't! 823 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:33,702 In a few hours, my family, Mira's family, 824 00:32:33,703 --> 00:32:35,244 our friends, everyone we love 825 00:32:35,245 --> 00:32:37,539 are gonna be here, watching us get married. 826 00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:39,041 I'm marrying her. 827 00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:44,088 This is the exact wrong time to be having this conversation. 828 00:32:44,089 --> 00:32:45,463 Maybe it's the exact right time 829 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:48,550 to be having this fucking conversation. 830 00:32:48,551 --> 00:32:51,052 Do you love me? 831 00:32:51,053 --> 00:32:53,554 Say that you don't. 832 00:32:53,555 --> 00:32:55,391 Or say that it was just the night, 833 00:32:55,392 --> 00:32:58,351 and I'll leave. 834 00:32:58,352 --> 00:33:00,938 But I need to hear you say it. 835 00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:09,321 Camille, I mean... 836 00:33:09,322 --> 00:33:12,616 yeah. 837 00:33:12,617 --> 00:33:15,910 Yeah. 838 00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:18,475 I love you. 839 00:33:18,476 --> 00:33:21,040 Now what? 840 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:23,251 You already broke my heart once. 841 00:33:23,252 --> 00:33:24,961 Five years ago, I wasn't ready 842 00:33:24,962 --> 00:33:26,671 to take that leap of faith 843 00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:28,465 until I knew that you were committed. 844 00:33:28,466 --> 00:33:30,467 I bought you a ring. 845 00:33:30,468 --> 00:33:32,051 What? 846 00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:33,428 I maxed out every card I had 847 00:33:33,429 --> 00:33:36,432 to get you that fucking ring, Cam. 848 00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:38,433 Sorry. 849 00:33:38,434 --> 00:33:40,309 I may not have the most money. 850 00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:42,271 You know, I'm not the most talented chef. 851 00:33:42,272 --> 00:33:44,064 I didn't have much back then, 852 00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:47,129 but everything I had, 853 00:33:47,130 --> 00:33:50,195 I'd have given you. 854 00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:56,159 This was supposed to be you. 855 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,766 [♪ Dondria: "Let It Be" ♪] 856 00:33:58,767 --> 00:34:01,070 It was always supposed to be you. 857 00:34:01,071 --> 00:34:03,374 ♪ Brought me back to you ♪ 858 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:09,339 ♪ Have you ever took something for granted ♪ 859 00:34:09,340 --> 00:34:15,304 ♪ 'Cause you thought you would always have it? ♪ 860 00:34:15,305 --> 00:34:18,639 ♪ I won't let it slip away, slip away ♪ 861 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,727 ♪ Swear I won't get in the way, in the way ♪ 862 00:34:21,728 --> 00:34:23,520 ♪ Ain't no way we're meant to be ♪ 863 00:34:23,521 --> 00:34:26,106 ♪ So let it be ♪ 864 00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:32,382 ♪ When it all falls down ♪ 865 00:34:32,383 --> 00:34:35,656 ♪ Way, way, way down ♪ 866 00:34:35,657 --> 00:34:38,618 ♪ Friends turn into strangers ♪ 867 00:34:38,619 --> 00:34:40,558 ♪ Guess it's just me and the maker ♪ 868 00:34:40,559 --> 00:34:42,498 ♪ Sometimes you end up having it ♪ 869 00:34:42,499 --> 00:34:44,081 ♪ And then losing it ♪ 870 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:46,585 ♪ Just to figure out what to do with it ♪ 871 00:34:46,586 --> 00:34:49,609 ♪ I don't have all the answers ♪ 872 00:34:49,610 --> 00:34:52,622 ♪ But the trouble made me better ♪ 873 00:34:52,623 --> 00:34:55,859 ♪ 'Cause when it came crashing ♪ 874 00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:58,333 ♪ I was buried in the baggage ♪ 875 00:34:58,334 --> 00:35:00,321 ♪ Thought it had it figured out ♪ 876 00:35:00,322 --> 00:35:02,462 ♪ I look at me different now ♪ 877 00:35:02,463 --> 00:35:04,603 ♪ Guess it had to happen ♪ 878 00:35:04,604 --> 00:35:07,063 ♪ Ooh ♪ 879 00:35:07,064 --> 00:35:09,857 ♪ I guess dreams come true ♪ 880 00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:12,860 ♪ But not quite how you think they do ♪ 881 00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:15,864 ♪ They don't know what we've been through ♪ 882 00:35:15,865 --> 00:35:18,282 ♪ Brought me right back to you ♪ 883 00:35:18,283 --> 00:35:24,288 ♪ Have you ever took something for granted ♪ 884 00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:30,295 ♪ 'Cause you thought you would always have it? ♪ 885 00:35:30,296 --> 00:35:33,422 ♪ I won't let it slip away, slip away ♪ 886 00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:36,551 ♪ Swear I won't get in the way, in the way ♪ 887 00:35:36,552 --> 00:35:40,639 ♪ I know we were meant to be, so let it be, yeah ♪ 888 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:44,726 ♪ ♪