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哈林四女子

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冬天到了

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隨之而來的是天氣更冷

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寬大毛衣

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季節性拿鐵

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而最重要的就是，抱抱季

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這個說法來自每年到了冬天

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全世界的人們

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都渴望有人抱

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或找個人抱著

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是新名詞，但這現象可一點也不新

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人類史已經證明身體的寒冷

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能啟動心理上對溫暖和安全感的渴求

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光是見到或嗅到你的伴侶就能增加

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體內的催產素
就是俗稱的抱抱賀爾蒙

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你會充滿輕微的愉悅感

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以演化論來說

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抱抱月是最多產的季節

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九個月後的八月和九月
是生育率最高的月份

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如果人類也有交配季的話

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就是這個時候

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我要大家回去聽人類學家海倫費雪

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《性愛好傷》的專訪

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然後寫三到五頁的心得

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星期四交給我

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別著涼

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帕克斯博士？
普路特博士要我們到她辦公室去

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我們？

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我們

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妳看，她傳臉書私訊給我

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普路特博士有臉書？

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–對，我們會交換貓咪影片
–真有意思

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我喜歡貓

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–謝謝妳來
–別這麼客氣

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諾拉給我看了妳的私訊

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我也有臉書

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如果妳想加個臉友

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諾拉整理了一些在塞內卡村遺址

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發現的各種陶器的研究

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內容很多，看不懂的地方儘管問

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應該沒有我的塞內卡村論文多

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我想我應該沒問題

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我要妳們倆準備一場報告

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諾拉，我要妳著重在

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這些和當地原住民技術的關連

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卡蜜兒，我想妳可以談談

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和西非傳統的可能關連

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因為我是原住民，妳是黑人

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太高明了，普路特博士

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沒錯，就是這樣

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讓妳們共同發表，好嗎？

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那當然

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是哪個邪惡直白男害我們女人

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非要開始蒸陰道不可？

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葛妮絲派特洛

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她的Goop網站有賣個人用蒸陰器

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一個1800美元

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那聽起來有夠白

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我覺得結伴來蒸妹妹

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好像太私密了

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畢竟我們上回聚會不歡而散

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昆恩，我一直想跟妳道歉

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我也很抱歉

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–我愛妳
–我愛妳

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是不是？我們就是要這樣折磨自己

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才能找回內心的平靜

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況且，我要把妹妹準備好
面對接下來的大黑佬季

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什麼大黑佬季？

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姊妹們，妳們是住在外太空嗎？

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大黑佬季就是

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找個猛男好過冬

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我相中的都被搶走了

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整天忙著排練和幫人帶孩子

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我的鎖定黑佬大鵰計畫嚴重落後

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嘿，阿滴

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妳好嗎？安姬
沒想到妳今年會找上門

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我忙到忘了今夕是何夕

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不過我今天可是有備而來

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寶貝，我好冷

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是你妹妹嗎？

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發冷的妹妹？

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表妹？家政婦？

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很高興見到妳，在外面別著涼了，安姬

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對，別著涼了

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等一下，你有其他大黑佬兄弟嗎？

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這冬天沒有人肉暖爐
我可活不下去，阿滴！

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我以前到這時候早就排好輪替制

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謝謝

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真是抱歉

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妳不是說只有我們

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沒錯，這樣妳才會中計

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妳有時固執到害了自己

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我們就別幼稚了，都已經兩個星期了

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卡蜜兒

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我很對不起

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我很抱歉答應替米拉設計衣服

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卻沒先跟妳打個招呼

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我只是看到機會來了，太興奮
就一頭鑽進去

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妳那樣瞞著我真的很不夠意思

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就一天而已

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妳生氣時本來就很難溝通

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說得也是

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我只是覺得米拉奪走我的夢幻生活

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我不要她連我的朋友也搶走

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絕對不會

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絕對不會，而且我愛妳

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我也愛妳

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大家就抱抱和好吧

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快點

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–我愛妳
–我也愛妳

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昆恩，妳還穿著內褲？

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誰曉得之前有誰坐過

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反正我不會在大庭廣眾下脫光

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別笑了，我是說真的

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真是的，好姊妹
我不可能一直生妳的氣

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那位富比士訪談小姐
也沒有繼續生泰的氣

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我以為她會把妳批得一文不值

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不過她寫了很棒的評論

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我真的很感激她寫了那篇文章

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感激到要以妹妹相許？

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–昆恩！
–天啊！

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妳已經敢說“妹妹”了

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是的，很高興妳有注意到

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我幹嘛還在這裡跟妳們窮攪和？

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大家都和好了，我要去排練了

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《逃出絕命鎮：音樂劇》排練

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好，我們從“沉陷處”那段開始

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請大家就位

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準備…

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刮，碰…

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刮，碰…

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有些怪異，有些不尋常

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誰叫你這黑小子
去相信一個白人女士？

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刮，碰…

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一小杯茶，湯匙不斷攪拌

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將你催眠直到房間開始旋轉

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你陷入沙發

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你陷入地板

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你被困住

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那是個比喻

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你落入沉陷處

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你在下沉…

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沉陷處

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–一滴淚從你臉上滑落
–碰…

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你落入沉陷處

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沉陷處

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《自由之心》遇上《外太空》

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這是沉陷處

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是做夢嗎？

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還是你嗑藥了？

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我只是在巨大黑色天空的小黑人！

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你想吶喊卻發不出聲音

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你在沉睡，但該被主題標籤喚醒

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從沉陷處

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沒人聽到你吶喊

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沉陷處

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因為你出不去

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又一個兄弟無端消失

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無影無蹤

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無影無蹤

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落入沉陷處

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你在下沉…

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刮，碰

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非常好，我們午休了

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我們為什麼不去吃午飯？

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我愛你的腹肌

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但艾瑞克，你的身材只適合夏天

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我需要厚實的大腿替我保暖

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所以你早就想好要把我甩了？

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我五月再跟你聯絡

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最好我沒換號碼

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你還把人帶來？

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我們好聚好散

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–你好可憐，那也太慘烈了
–我早該料到的

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我也沒好到哪兒去
我這個大黑佬季也慘兮兮

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不久前還是辣妹夏天，不是嗎？

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然後是乳癌月，我還全身穿粉紅色

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我要去接我帶的一個孩子回家

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然後我要展開大黑佬搜尋任務

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歡迎你加入

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我才剛分手不久

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其實也夠我重新站起來
幫自己找隻熊一起冬眠

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–那我們走吧
–展開搜索行動

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獅子、老虎和熊，我來了！

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嘿

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安娜

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–謝謝妳來
–有什麼事？

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妳約在外面見面一定有什麼重要的事

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妳說得有道理

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我只想跟妳說我讀了妳寫的這篇

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我也希望妳會看，然後呢？

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我沒想到會這麼…

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好

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我聽不出這是羞辱，還是…

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是讚美

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好吧

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好吧…

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我喜歡被讚美，所以…

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所以我們沒事了，對吧？

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我們那樣不歡而散真的不太好

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我們？是妳跟我說妳喜歡我

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然後一轉身，妳就在大馬路上跟我分手

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妳說我是膽小鬼

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因為妳表現得像個膽小鬼

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顯然妳無法接受道歉

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妳哪裡有道歉？

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我打電話給妳就是道歉

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聽我說

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我想念和妳一起

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我仍希望我們能好好的

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妳開什麼玩笑？

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去妳的

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我果然沒錯

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那晚我沒留下電話號碼就離開

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我們應該回到那晚
把我刪除，我也把妳刪除

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可以嗎？

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–我來了
–媽！

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還記得伊莎貝拉嗎？

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當然，我怎會忘了我的導師？

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–昆恩
–她需要妳幫忙

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–怎麼可能，她都要當總統了
–沒錯，不過我需要妳幫忙

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雖然我很想相信
我們對女性政治人物

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不再只注意她的時尚品味

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但網路上卻不是這麼回事

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那些網軍說她看起來
像穿了廉價百貨裡賣的休閒服

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網路真的是殘酷無情

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所以今天要替她來個大變身

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如果妳沒空就算了

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我向她保證
我是妳唯一會消費的顧客

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所以妳一定有空

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並非如此

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我正在設計…

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我知道，妳是大忙人

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我要擠過人群才進得來

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隨便挑幾件衣服
幫她打扮一下，但別太俗套

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她是勞工階級，很窮

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但不可悲

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妳可以放心交給她，伊莎貝拉

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我要去打肉毒了

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00:11:02,956 --> 00:11:05,375
我最討厭我的缺點被看出來

241
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拜託，妳的額頭緊到
丟銅板上去還會彈開

242
00:11:08,169 --> 00:11:10,338
妳要是有銅板可丟就好了

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掰！

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掰

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她真是奇葩

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我就不會說得這麼好聽

247
00:11:19,222 --> 00:11:20,473
我們來試穿衣服吧

248
00:11:21,141 --> 00:11:22,183
這個如何？

249
00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:24,269
–我喜歡
–我也是

250
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可是妳要像個總統

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可是我好喜歡
我要當個新型態的總統

252
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不行…

253
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還不錯，是我的設計

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–…設計
–我愛死妳了

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看看妳自己！

256
00:11:37,323 --> 00:11:40,034
粉紅是最新的黑，這又太粉紅了

257
00:11:40,201 --> 00:11:41,411
這個如何？

258
00:11:46,207 --> 00:11:47,750
妳辣爆了…

259
00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:49,669
這就對了

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妳要穿這身去當總統了，好嗎？

261
00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:53,715
–謝謝！
–不客氣！

262
00:11:56,384 --> 00:11:58,303
這地方不太行

263
00:11:58,511 --> 00:12:01,931
大黑佬不需要厚外套
他們自己就是厚外套

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相信我，去年我在這裡認識了賓哥

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00:12:05,143 --> 00:12:06,060
賓哥？

266
00:12:06,436 --> 00:12:08,062
叫賓哥的不可能是瘦子

267
00:12:08,146 --> 00:12:11,274
是不是？我們每晚都耗在卜派炸雞店

268
00:12:11,357 --> 00:12:14,611
我最愛他們吃得鬍子油油的

269
00:12:14,903 --> 00:12:17,280
有比3XL還大的嗎？

270
00:12:18,573 --> 00:12:20,116
閃開，妹子！

271
00:12:20,992 --> 00:12:22,368
那真是…

272
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好厚實

273
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你們好？

274
00:12:25,663 --> 00:12:27,207
要不要跟我一起離開這間店？

275
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我們一起窩在毯子上

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吃著雞肉派，而且最好是

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在你家的絨毛沙發上？

278
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或是啜飲超濃熱可可

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凝視著彼此？

280
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你眼睛真的很漂亮

281
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謝了

282
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我正要說妳的胸部挺讚的

283
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頂級波霸

284
00:12:45,099 --> 00:12:46,476
所以你說呢？

285
00:12:46,601 --> 00:12:48,978
胸部還是眼睛？

286
00:12:49,145 --> 00:12:50,939
兩者皆非，我有男友了

287
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真不公平

288
00:12:52,106 --> 00:12:55,652
你們這樣私相授受
我們要去哪裡找大黑佬？

289
00:12:55,735 --> 00:12:58,780
是你們動作慢不能怪我們
就像到24日才去買聖誕樹

290
00:12:58,947 --> 00:13:01,157
帶著你的夢幻大隻佬離我遠一點

291
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算了

292
00:13:03,409 --> 00:13:04,327
現在怎麼辦？

293
00:13:04,911 --> 00:13:06,329
我們去奶昔小屋

294
00:13:06,412 --> 00:13:08,790
大黑佬們最愛吃了，他們都吃套餐

295
00:13:08,873 --> 00:13:11,834
然後再去百思買
門口的警衛都超大隻的

296
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還要攔下每一輛優比速卡車

297
00:13:14,045 --> 00:13:15,797
就這麼辦，姊妹，我們走

298
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我的天

299
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妳再這樣一直亂動
小心被弄得血肉模糊

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00:13:22,095 --> 00:13:23,888
對不起，我很怕癢

301
00:13:23,972 --> 00:13:26,140
告訴我今晚是怎樣的舞會

302
00:13:26,224 --> 00:13:28,101
其實又是一場募款活動

303
00:13:28,226 --> 00:13:29,769
主題是1990年代嘻哈

304
00:13:30,937 --> 00:13:31,896
有意思

305
00:13:32,063 --> 00:13:34,148
但我很難想像我媽

306
00:13:34,232 --> 00:13:36,568
對著一群1990年代嘻哈族演講

307
00:13:36,651 --> 00:13:38,278
可以忍住不酸他們的穿著

308
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她這次不會參加

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00:13:40,446 --> 00:13:43,116
這次是都市教育聯盟主辦的

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有免費酒吧、DJ、照相亭

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聽說AOC歐加修寇蒂茲也會來

312
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歐加修寇蒂茲？真是太好了

313
00:13:51,749 --> 00:13:53,293
也許妳們可以成為

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無敵二人組

315
00:13:54,752 --> 00:13:56,462
歐加修寇蒂茲和…

316
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妳的名字簡稱怎麼寫？

317
00:13:58,298 --> 00:14:01,467
–不好聽
–說說看，AOC和…

318
00:14:01,926 --> 00:14:03,428
伊莎貝拉班尼特斯聖地亞哥

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好，那就是…

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跟大腸激躁症的簡稱一樣

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不，這樣反而好
妳讓人坐立不安

322
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因為妳太厲害了

323
00:14:11,394 --> 00:14:13,771
沒救了，妳怎麼凹也沒用

324
00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:16,232
我可以說是我讓IBS

325
00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:19,152
今天看來屎光照人

326
00:14:19,277 --> 00:14:23,197
千萬別弄到爆紅
妳今晚一定要來，很好玩的

327
00:14:23,281 --> 00:14:27,160
這樣我就能當場介紹妳
這位最佳造型師

328
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好，就這麼說定

329
00:14:28,411 --> 00:14:30,663
太好了，穿上妳最美的舞會禮服

330
00:14:30,747 --> 00:14:33,249
歡迎攜伴參加

331
00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:35,543
妳最近有對象嗎？

332
00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:37,211
男朋友，或女朋友？

333
00:14:38,129 --> 00:14:41,049
男朋友，是個普通朋友

334
00:14:41,174 --> 00:14:44,177
有男性器官，能讓我沒事碰一下

335
00:14:45,178 --> 00:14:47,305
反正歡迎他來

336
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:51,893
藍納克斯街
麥爾坎X大道

337
00:14:54,395 --> 00:14:55,313
這樣真好

338
00:14:57,774 --> 00:14:59,108
你們如果不買這沙發的話

339
00:14:59,192 --> 00:15:01,152
要親親我我到別的地方去

340
00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:03,821
–我不是他的女朋友
–我想買這沙發

341
00:15:03,905 --> 00:15:06,032
只要我女朋友同意

342
00:15:06,324 --> 00:15:07,950
妳覺得如何？親愛的

343
00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:11,496
也許我們看一看再決定？

344
00:15:11,579 --> 00:15:13,456
我最替我的寶貝著想了

345
00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:16,042
真是謝謝妳，小甜心

346
00:15:22,465 --> 00:15:23,549
他討厭我們

347
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:24,842
我也討厭我們

348
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:27,887
答應我，我們以後絕對不要這樣講話

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00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,472
我答應妳，小乖乖

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00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:31,182
夠了

351
00:15:32,475 --> 00:15:35,186
附家具的公寓怎會沒有沙發？

352
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:37,689
而且要我出那麼多的錢

353
00:15:37,772 --> 00:15:40,775
歡迎到紐約
一切都是物超所值的相反

354
00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:41,776
對

355
00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:42,944
所以…

356
00:15:43,236 --> 00:15:47,281
我明天要去參加
算是一家餐廳的試營運

357
00:15:47,365 --> 00:15:49,617
其實就是試營運

358
00:15:49,701 --> 00:15:50,910
這個如何？

359
00:15:51,953 --> 00:15:53,413
上面有杯架

360
00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:55,540
而且是皮沙發，所以會滑

361
00:15:55,623 --> 00:15:59,544
說得也是，在上面找不到最佳位置

362
00:16:00,253 --> 00:16:03,589
抱歉，妳剛才說什麼營運？

363
00:16:03,923 --> 00:16:05,758
對，有一家餐廳

364
00:16:06,551 --> 00:16:08,386
是伊安的餐廳

365
00:16:09,095 --> 00:16:12,724
我前男友伊安，只是個小型聚會

366
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:14,183
小就是親密

367
00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:17,395
–對
–這看起來非常舒服

368
00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:19,564
對，但是很難清理

369
00:16:19,647 --> 00:16:21,607
一包辣奇多就毀了

370
00:16:21,691 --> 00:16:24,736
還要找特殊的東西
才能去掉那橘色污漬

371
00:16:24,861 --> 00:16:25,862
我有經驗

372
00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:27,488
對了…

373
00:16:28,406 --> 00:16:31,617
我想我應該和伊安保持良好關係

374
00:16:31,701 --> 00:16:33,578
所以我應該去露個臉…

375
00:16:33,661 --> 00:16:36,164
妳和前男友見面我沒意見

376
00:16:36,247 --> 00:16:38,124
我不是徵求你的許可

377
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,168
我只是…

378
00:16:41,419 --> 00:16:44,422
你要不要和我一起去？

379
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:49,469
我很樂意去認識這放妳走的男人
還要謝謝他

380
00:16:52,805 --> 00:16:54,766
–所以妳看怎樣？
–很醜

381
00:16:54,891 --> 00:16:56,476
–那我買第一個
–好

382
00:16:56,559 --> 00:16:57,435
大哥！

383
00:17:00,146 --> 00:17:02,523
–這地方真不錯
–好喔

384
00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:04,609
幫妳放外套好嗎？

385
00:17:08,988 --> 00:17:10,239
你的也交給我

386
00:17:11,574 --> 00:17:12,492
這裡看起來…

387
00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:16,120
–完全不一樣
–真不錯，妳看看這裡

388
00:17:17,163 --> 00:17:18,080
妳來了

389
00:17:18,247 --> 00:17:19,624
對，我們來了

390
00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:21,667
妳這位朋友是？

391
00:17:22,668 --> 00:17:23,836
詹姆森羅伊斯

392
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,130
真是榮幸，我是米拉

393
00:17:26,798 --> 00:17:28,049
是什麼風把你吹來的？

394
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,134
–我們…
–我們是一起來的

395
00:17:31,302 --> 00:17:34,055
卡蜜兒來了，她還帶了人來

396
00:17:34,222 --> 00:17:36,974
你們也太亂了吧

397
00:17:37,183 --> 00:17:40,269
詹姆森，我是你的死忠粉絲

398
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,563
–你是真實世界的超級英雄
–別說了

399
00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:44,065
我才剛跟你提過他

400
00:17:44,148 --> 00:17:47,235
他就是推特上那個
在奧克蘭設立獎學金的人

401
00:17:47,318 --> 00:17:50,071
已經送了32個孩子上大學

402
00:17:50,154 --> 00:17:51,989
是33個，今天下午又多了一個

403
00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:54,659
調查得真仔細

404
00:17:54,742 --> 00:17:56,786
–我自己也是社運人士
–真的？

405
00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:59,080
是的，我最近買了金屬吸管

406
00:17:59,914 --> 00:18:00,748
其實…

407
00:18:00,832 --> 00:18:03,668
我們的伴彼此一拍即合
是怪異還是好事？

408
00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:04,710
絕對兩者皆是

409
00:18:04,961 --> 00:18:06,087
所以他是妳的伴？

410
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:08,214
–是的
–你們第一次約會？

411
00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:09,632
–不是
–不是？

412
00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:12,885
來點永續黑眼豆泡沫？

413
00:18:12,969 --> 00:18:14,345
抱歉，妳剛才說泡沫嗎？

414
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:16,597
我們還有紅法夫古傳小麥

415
00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:19,684
是乾耕作物
所以唯一的水源來自雨水

416
00:18:20,059 --> 00:18:23,229
你知道這不過是最普通的玉米麵包

417
00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:24,146
對，基本上就是

418
00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:26,315
姪兒，你果然沒讓我失望

419
00:18:26,566 --> 00:18:29,902
這和我所想的一樣糟，可能更糟

420
00:18:29,986 --> 00:18:33,197
早知道我就和你父母一樣不來

421
00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:35,366
他們在佛羅里達有事耽擱了

422
00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,285
他們下週再來私人品嚐

423
00:18:37,368 --> 00:18:39,871
他們只是來讓你心安的

424
00:18:39,954 --> 00:18:42,957
謝謝你的晚餐招待
我要去找東西吃了

425
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,208
我餓死了

426
00:18:44,292 --> 00:18:47,795
卡蜜兒，見到妳真開心
而且恭喜妳眼光升級了

427
00:18:47,962 --> 00:18:50,298
謝謝妳，譚美姑媽，很高興見到妳

428
00:18:50,673 --> 00:18:53,050
–我們要給他一盤泡沫
–泡沫？

429
00:18:53,593 --> 00:18:55,595
對，他看起來就是泡沫型的

430
00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:05,646
1990年代嘻哈

431
00:19:06,981 --> 00:19:10,192
–舞會，要像畢業舞會一樣
–像畢業舞會一樣

432
00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:12,320
西瓜甜不甜？

433
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:13,696
–甜！
–甜！

434
00:19:15,698 --> 00:19:18,034
天啊，真是太好玩了

435
00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:21,162
你看我們真可愛

436
00:19:21,871 --> 00:19:24,540
妳的確比我畢業舞會的伴可愛

437
00:19:24,707 --> 00:19:25,625
你帶誰去？

438
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,754
雪莉佛羅瑞斯
當年只有她願意跟我約會

439
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:30,922
怎麼可能？

440
00:19:31,005 --> 00:19:34,300
我畢業那年夏天才135公分左右

441
00:19:34,383 --> 00:19:36,302
–大家都叫我小不點
–不會吧？

442
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,221
舞會那天晚上，我父母緊張得要命

443
00:19:39,305 --> 00:19:41,766
“要小心，不能跟人家上床”

444
00:19:42,141 --> 00:19:44,310
我沒聽他們的，我跟人上床了

445
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:47,730
那是我的第一次，九個月後有了小傑

446
00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:51,525
你真是個警世故事

447
00:19:51,984 --> 00:19:52,902
是啊

448
00:19:53,486 --> 00:19:56,155
所以你和雪莉現在還好嗎？

449
00:19:56,322 --> 00:19:58,574
剛開始有些摩擦，但現在都沒事了

450
00:19:58,658 --> 00:20:01,410
她先生很棒，我跟他很好
就像摩登家庭一樣

451
00:20:01,494 --> 00:20:03,829
–妳來了
–嗨

452
00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:07,333
天啊，真是太好玩了

453
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,001
陶德，你們過來一下

454
00:20:09,669 --> 00:20:10,878
這是昆恩和…

455
00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:12,505
–尚恩
–尚恩

456
00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:15,216
很高興認識你，尚恩
這是我的競選總幹事，陶德

457
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:17,134
我真是太感激妳了

458
00:20:17,468 --> 00:20:20,429
–看看她，終於打扮得人模人樣
–你過獎了

459
00:20:20,513 --> 00:20:21,847
是真的，妳都不知道

460
00:20:21,973 --> 00:20:24,767
她上週穿的衣服上的圖案

461
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:26,477
和老太太家裡的壁紙一樣

462
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,521
我就知道該出手了

463
00:20:28,771 --> 00:20:30,648
妳一定知道我們好愛妳母親

464
00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:33,317
–她對我們十分支持
–像第二個媽媽

465
00:20:33,526 --> 00:20:36,445
我們明天的募款會又要見到她了

466
00:20:37,071 --> 00:20:37,989
真開心

467
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:40,074
你們都在競選團隊裡？

468
00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:42,576
我是，但我們的團隊什麼都做

469
00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:44,954
–我們是康乃爾的同學
–你呢？

470
00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:46,872
–你在做些什麼？
–我在做什麼？

471
00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:48,541
對，在哪裡高就？

472
00:20:48,666 --> 00:20:49,583
我是舞者

473
00:20:50,084 --> 00:20:52,336
–在艾文艾利舞團
–哇！那好棒

474
00:20:53,129 --> 00:20:55,756
對，只是我媽不太喜歡

475
00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:57,299
你們下一場演出是什麼時候？

476
00:20:57,383 --> 00:20:59,260
–是…
–我們再通知妳

477
00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:01,595
–你們是怎麼認識的？
–在一個…

478
00:21:01,679 --> 00:21:03,097
紐約大學校友聚會

479
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:05,516
我們從此就形影不離了

480
00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:07,935
太棒了，結婚沒？有沒有孩子？

481
00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:09,520
–我有…
–沒有…

482
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:12,440
現在還言之過早，是吧？寶貝

483
00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:13,441
當然

484
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:15,276
失陪一下

485
00:21:18,029 --> 00:21:20,322
也給我拿一杯，寶貝！好主意

486
00:21:21,574 --> 00:21:23,534
男人，一聽到孩子

487
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:25,494
嚇得拔腿就跑

488
00:21:27,663 --> 00:21:29,623
說真的，她今天好漂亮

489
00:21:32,877 --> 00:21:35,004
看來我們又跟自己的伴分開了？

490
00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:36,338
我們隨後趕上

491
00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:40,426
我聽得出來，有人需要碳水化合物

492
00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:45,222
妳最近好嗎？好像有點提不起勁

493
00:21:45,306 --> 00:21:47,349
沒有，只是一些工作上的事

494
00:21:48,017 --> 00:21:50,478
而且我一直沒去看諮商師，所以…

495
00:21:50,561 --> 00:21:52,813
天啊，那是鮮蝦玉米粥嗎？

496
00:21:53,064 --> 00:21:57,068
–妳為什麼沒去看諮商師？
–我們別提這個，專心在餐點上，好嗎？

497
00:21:57,276 --> 00:22:00,071
我把這個取名為伊芳

498
00:22:00,154 --> 00:22:01,238
用我的中間名？

499
00:22:01,322 --> 00:22:02,823
不是，只是巧合

500
00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:06,243
來，嚐嚐看

501
00:22:11,082 --> 00:22:12,291
請享用

502
00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:17,797
真好吃

503
00:22:19,215 --> 00:22:21,717
希望別就這麼埋沒了

504
00:22:22,051 --> 00:22:24,428
畢竟妳對我展開過抗議行動

505
00:22:24,512 --> 00:22:29,225
如果你不再把這裡搞得那麼殖民化
也許反彈就能平息一些

506
00:22:29,475 --> 00:22:31,060
–要我做什麼？
–最基本的

507
00:22:31,227 --> 00:22:33,896
你可以融入本地的黑人藝術

508
00:22:33,979 --> 00:22:35,606
附近周遭的照片

509
00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:38,901
反映出這裡的歷史和在地性

510
00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:42,404
–所以基本上妳討厭這裡？
–我還蠻喜歡地板的

511
00:22:42,780 --> 00:22:44,156
好，那不然…

512
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,159
妳來幫我做些改變？

513
00:22:47,243 --> 00:22:49,286
反正我對藝術一竅不通

514
00:22:49,370 --> 00:22:50,287
不太好吧

515
00:22:50,788 --> 00:22:52,540
我可以給妳一點錢

516
00:22:53,457 --> 00:22:55,417
你給，我就拿

517
00:22:56,293 --> 00:22:57,461
對，有錢好辦事

518
00:22:57,545 --> 00:22:58,712
原來你在這裡

519
00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:00,965
我介紹金主給妳認識

520
00:23:01,382 --> 00:23:05,261
路易，我向你介紹
這位是卡蜜兒帕克斯博士

521
00:23:05,553 --> 00:23:06,679
幸會

522
00:23:06,762 --> 00:23:07,805
美人兒

523
00:23:09,390 --> 00:23:10,266
天啊

524
00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:12,351
–好
–好了

525
00:23:17,565 --> 00:23:18,816
她好像喬瑟芬

526
00:23:19,567 --> 00:23:20,401
貝克？

527
00:23:20,651 --> 00:23:22,987
路易，帕克斯博士答應加入

528
00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,865
把這裡打造得更融入當地

529
00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:28,534
–你覺得如何？
–喬瑟芬要什麼都行

530
00:23:30,411 --> 00:23:32,872
–小心火
–你還好嗎？

531
00:23:32,955 --> 00:23:34,790
投票支持
伊莎貝拉班尼特斯聖地亞哥

532
00:23:34,874 --> 00:23:36,876
–尚恩，你要去哪裡？
–我要早點去上班

533
00:23:36,959 --> 00:23:38,544
什麼？你是怎麼了？

534
00:23:38,669 --> 00:23:39,587
省省吧

535
00:23:39,712 --> 00:23:41,797
我知道自己搬不上台面

536
00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:43,591
我沒有，沒這回事

537
00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:49,221
他們認識我媽

538
00:23:49,305 --> 00:23:52,683
我並不期待妳跟別人介紹
我是妳的脫衣舞男友

539
00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:54,727
可是妳硬掰出一個全新的人

540
00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:56,020
我沒有小孩

541
00:23:56,145 --> 00:23:59,064
我在艾文艾利舞團跳舞
我連那個人是誰都不知道

542
00:23:59,148 --> 00:24:02,318
如果那才是妳要的人
妳應該跟那個人交往才對

543
00:24:02,401 --> 00:24:04,695
尚恩，我沒有那個意思

544
00:24:05,946 --> 00:24:07,239
尚恩！

545
00:24:08,657 --> 00:24:09,575
尚恩！

546
00:24:19,293 --> 00:24:22,755
–我們的大黑佬獵捕行動完全失敗
–我笑不出來

547
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,632
這個冬天會很冷

548
00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:26,634
接下來是安姬和艾瑞克

549
00:24:26,884 --> 00:24:29,845
來，姊妹，我們上

550
00:24:29,929 --> 00:24:34,266
歡迎來看《逃出決命鎮：音樂劇》
我們都是劇組裡的人

551
00:24:34,350 --> 00:24:37,269
歡迎來捧場
聽我們唱完，你們一定會愛死了

552
00:24:37,353 --> 00:24:39,146
–幫個忙，謝謝
–有勞了

553
00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:41,023
–我來了
–謝謝

554
00:24:42,024 --> 00:24:43,651
謝謝大家今晚的蒞臨

555
00:24:43,776 --> 00:24:47,196
好好欣賞這首歌
因為保證大家會驚艷不已

556
00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:48,447
–好
–開始吧

557
00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:50,199
我先提早說，不客氣

558
00:24:50,366 --> 00:24:51,700
妳先開始

559
00:24:51,992 --> 00:24:55,496
冷風吹來，街道漸漸暗了

560
00:24:56,038 --> 00:24:59,792
我想寫封信給妳，卻不知從何下筆

561
00:24:59,959 --> 00:25:03,545
鐘聲將為聖約翰響起

562
00:25:03,879 --> 00:25:08,133
每年到這時候，我總會感到孤寂

563
00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:11,637
整夜的音樂縈繞在小義大利

564
00:25:11,804 --> 00:25:16,100
老洛克斐勒街的燈光即將亮起

565
00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:19,353
人們在第五大道用眼睛瞎拼

566
00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:22,147
妳怎麼還在？今晚沒有約會？

567
00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:25,401
我有一大堆帳目要整理，有事嗎？

568
00:25:25,484 --> 00:25:28,237
我剛收到非科大會給妳的行程

569
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,405
放在那裡就好

570
00:25:31,615 --> 00:25:34,702
–妳還好嗎？
–我沒事…大概吧

571
00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:37,121
幫我找止痛藥來，謝謝

572
00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:40,582
我要知道

573
00:25:41,709 --> 00:25:43,919
寂寞之心歸向何處？

574
00:25:49,091 --> 00:25:50,009
我們能談談嗎？

575
00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:53,512
我在工作，我知道妳看不起
但這還是工作

576
00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:56,724
一個人過聖誕節

577
00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:01,395
–你在做什麼？
–看不出來嗎？

578
00:26:01,562 --> 00:26:06,233
我大學就不跟異男搞曖昧了
因為他們叫我別鬧了

579
00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:09,194
–異男？不，我是雙性戀
–什麼？

580
00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:12,698
我也沒比你好到哪兒去，你看

581
00:26:14,658 --> 00:26:17,286
我也脫了！

582
00:26:20,122 --> 00:26:21,457
我真行！

583
00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:23,751
昆恩，妳快下來

584
00:26:24,543 --> 00:26:26,295
–妳想要什麼？
–開誠布公

585
00:26:26,462 --> 00:26:27,921
妳虛報了我的身分

586
00:26:28,005 --> 00:26:29,882
我知道，那真的很糟

587
00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:32,259
我也跟你虛報了我自己

588
00:26:32,343 --> 00:26:35,220
我假裝自己不需要愛情

589
00:26:35,304 --> 00:26:36,555
只想要性愛

590
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:37,681
但那不是真正的我

591
00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:40,601
我也不是那種讓身邊的人

592
00:26:40,726 --> 00:26:42,478
對自己的身分感到羞恥的那種人

593
00:26:42,603 --> 00:26:44,938
我媽都是這樣對我
結果我也這樣對你

594
00:26:45,022 --> 00:26:47,191
真的很糟糕，我很抱歉

595
00:26:47,691 --> 00:26:51,528
我已經很久沒遇到像你這樣

596
00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:53,489
讓我覺得自在的人

597
00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:55,699
我不想失去你

598
00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:57,618
你一直是雙性戀？

599
00:26:57,785 --> 00:27:01,580
我以前看《天才女兒》
就不知道該選惠特妮還是杜恩韋恩

600
00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:04,249
所以你是真的喜歡我這對奶？

601
00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:07,336
現在妳知道了

602
00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:11,090
要不要把冬天當夏天過？

603
00:27:12,341 --> 00:27:14,426
反正我們可以多買幾條毯子

604
00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:15,969
說得對

605
00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:25,896
–我們還沒唱完
–我們還沒唱完

606
00:27:29,024 --> 00:27:30,776
我想知道

607
00:27:32,528 --> 00:27:35,697
寂寞之心歸向何處？

608
00:27:36,532 --> 00:27:40,369
因為沒有人應該

609
00:27:40,494 --> 00:27:43,872
一個人過聖誕節

610
00:27:45,874 --> 00:27:48,085
因為沒有人應該

611
00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:50,504
一個人過聖誕節

612
00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:54,466
他為什麼要送玫瑰給她？他又不愛她

613
00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:56,844
沒人喜歡她，真是的！

614
00:27:57,010 --> 00:27:58,095
太糟了

615
00:28:01,974 --> 00:28:04,143
我有件事想問妳

616
00:28:05,185 --> 00:28:07,479
妳可以拒絕我沒關係

617
00:28:07,688 --> 00:28:08,772
情況大不妙

618
00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:11,650
前幾天我們一起去看沙發的時候

619
00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:14,570
我的確不介意“女朋友”的說法

620
00:28:16,947 --> 00:28:19,074
我也不介意

621
00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:20,367
我還蠻喜歡的

622
00:28:20,492 --> 00:28:21,410
所以？

623
00:28:24,872 --> 00:28:26,957
可是你幾個月後就要離開了

624
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,835
計畫是可以改變的
而且有飛機這種東西

625
00:28:30,294 --> 00:28:31,295
好

626
00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:34,298
好的，男朋友

627
00:28:34,923 --> 00:28:36,550
好的，女朋友

628
00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:50,355
伊安：我們這樣是不是錯了？

629
00:28:57,321 --> 00:28:59,990
好的…

630
00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:02,784
安姬第一個到，告訴我

631
00:29:03,118 --> 00:29:05,037
怎麼會發生這種事？

632
00:29:05,204 --> 00:29:08,874
我哪知道
不過我告訴妳，這是最後一次

633
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:11,168
我發現我原來不擅等待

634
00:29:11,251 --> 00:29:14,379
我們有一半的早午餐變成晚餐

635
00:29:14,463 --> 00:29:16,340
都是因為妳這遲到大王

636
00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:20,052
靠，我的背好痛

637
00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:22,054
我大姨媽來了

638
00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:25,933
我很幸運成為女人
只是這門票代價太大，該死

639
00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:28,352
姊妹，妳該去看醫生

640
00:29:29,353 --> 00:29:31,563
–我撐得住
–才怪

641
00:29:31,647 --> 00:29:33,815
我雖然沒有保險，我還是會去檢查

642
00:29:33,899 --> 00:29:38,111
計劃生育聯盟有給收入少的人便宜收費
我剛好可以免費

643
00:29:38,487 --> 00:29:40,364
靠，她帶了男人來

644
00:29:40,864 --> 00:29:43,116
美女們，他是詹姆森

645
00:29:43,617 --> 00:29:44,701
是本人

646
00:29:45,702 --> 00:29:48,830
我說要來找妳們
而妳們都還沒見過他，所以…

647
00:29:48,914 --> 00:29:49,831
昆恩人呢？

648
00:29:49,915 --> 00:29:52,751
她店裡有事，剛傳訊息說在路上了

649
00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:55,337
很高興見到妳們三分之二的成員

650
00:29:56,547 --> 00:29:59,883
大情聖，別裝熟，沒人說你可以加入

651
00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:02,094
泰，拜託妳別這樣

652
00:30:02,177 --> 00:30:04,137
要先通過審查才能坐下

653
00:30:04,221 --> 00:30:07,140
等昆恩來，她還是會從頭來過

654
00:30:07,224 --> 00:30:10,352
而且她會出申論題，要先準備好

655
00:30:10,435 --> 00:30:12,771
好，審查程序是什麼？

656
00:30:13,146 --> 00:30:15,190
首先，把褲子脫掉

657
00:30:15,941 --> 00:30:18,151
她開玩笑的，完全是搞笑

658
00:30:18,652 --> 00:30:21,321
我問真的，你的專輯首選

659
00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:23,991
我很老派，只要是馬文蓋的都好

660
00:30:24,074 --> 00:30:25,200
我接受

661
00:30:25,284 --> 00:30:27,744
–你有自己的地方，對吧？
–那當然

662
00:30:27,828 --> 00:30:30,205
–你的財務沒問題？
–百分之百沒問題

663
00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:34,001
–臥室裡由她做主？
–每一次都是

664
00:30:36,461 --> 00:30:38,255
開玩笑的，你請坐

665
00:30:39,381 --> 00:30:41,508
–真是的
–害我緊張了一下

666
00:30:41,633 --> 00:30:43,010
妳們真的很糟糕

667
00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:46,471
聽說妳們都愛看《氣象師奶》

668
00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:47,431
你也愛看？

669
00:30:47,556 --> 00:30:48,807
妳問我愛看嗎？

670
00:30:49,016 --> 00:30:52,269
我去坦帕工作
在餐廳裡正好坐在費歐娜後面

671
00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:54,521
剛好聽到她對約蘭達說

672
00:30:54,605 --> 00:31:00,319
“今天的天氣是多雲
有零星陣雨下到我奶子上，婊子”

673
00:31:03,113 --> 00:31:05,949
我討厭遲到，不過我今晚很開心

674
00:31:06,033 --> 00:31:08,035
那詹姆森是不是很討人喜歡？

675
00:31:08,118 --> 00:31:11,580
妳到的時候，他整個人都放開來了

676
00:31:11,747 --> 00:31:12,623
我喜歡他

677
00:31:13,081 --> 00:31:13,999
靠！

678
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,376
痛到想罵人

679
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,213
–我們還是去看醫生吧？
–不要，別說了

680
00:31:20,589 --> 00:31:22,591
泰，別這樣好嗎？

681
00:31:22,799 --> 00:31:24,051
我真的沒事

682
00:31:24,968 --> 00:31:25,927
我沒事

683
00:31:26,136 --> 00:31:30,599
泰！天啊
快打電話求救，拜託！

684
00:32:59,271 --> 00:33:00,981
字幕翻譯： 蔡宛玲

685
00:33:01,064 --> 00:33:03,066
創意監督
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