1 00:00:06,216 --> 00:00:07,009 [♪ Leslie Odom Jr: "Snow"] 2 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:08,761 [Odom Jr] ♪ Candles glow ♪ 3 00:00:08,761 --> 00:00:11,054 ♪ So happy that I can see you again ♪ 4 00:00:11,054 --> 00:00:13,807 ♪ Wonderful time with my family and friends ♪ 5 00:00:13,807 --> 00:00:15,934 ♪ Ain't nothin' better than this ♪ 6 00:00:15,934 --> 00:00:17,436 ♪ Yeah ♪ 7 00:00:17,436 --> 00:00:19,104 ♪ For all we know ♪ 8 00:00:19,104 --> 00:00:21,732 ♪ This time may not come around again ♪ 9 00:00:21,732 --> 00:00:23,442 ♪ And that's why I never want it to end... 10 00:00:23,484 --> 00:00:25,194 [Camille] Winter is here, 11 00:00:25,235 --> 00:00:27,821 and with its arrival comes colder temps, 12 00:00:27,863 --> 00:00:30,866 oversized sweaters, seasonal lattes, 13 00:00:30,866 --> 00:00:33,994 and most importantly, cuffing season-- 14 00:00:33,994 --> 00:00:36,121 the term we've coined for that time of year 15 00:00:36,121 --> 00:00:39,041 when humans all over the world find themselves 16 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:42,669 desiring to be cuffed or tied down to someone else. 17 00:00:42,669 --> 00:00:45,631 New term, but not a new phenomenon. 18 00:00:45,631 --> 00:00:46,840 Throughout history, 19 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:48,509 physical coldness has been proven 20 00:00:48,509 --> 00:00:50,135 to activate a need 21 00:00:50,135 --> 00:00:52,679 for psychological warmth and security. 22 00:00:52,679 --> 00:00:54,515 The mere look or smell of your partner 23 00:00:54,515 --> 00:00:56,517 will increase levels of oxytocin-- 24 00:00:56,558 --> 00:00:59,061 also called the cuddle hormone. 25 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:02,439 And you're filled with feelings of mild euphoria. 26 00:01:02,481 --> 00:01:04,817 In fact, evolutionarily speaking, 27 00:01:04,817 --> 00:01:07,694 the cuffing months are the most fertile season 28 00:01:07,736 --> 00:01:09,321 with birth rates at their highest 29 00:01:09,321 --> 00:01:12,115 nine months later in August and September. 30 00:01:12,157 --> 00:01:15,160 So, if human beings had a mating season, 31 00:01:15,202 --> 00:01:17,412 well, this would be it. Okay. 32 00:01:17,412 --> 00:01:20,040 I want everyone to listen to the "Sex Hurts" 33 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,417 interview with anthropologist Helen Fisher 34 00:01:22,459 --> 00:01:26,213 and give me a three to five page response by Thursday. 35 00:01:26,255 --> 00:01:28,507 Stay warm. 36 00:01:30,926 --> 00:01:32,803 [low background chatter] 37 00:01:34,388 --> 00:01:38,100 Dr. Parks, Dr. Pruitt wants to see us in her office. 38 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:39,768 - Us? - Us. 39 00:01:39,810 --> 00:01:42,729 See? She messaged me on Facebook. 40 00:01:42,771 --> 00:01:44,273 Dr. Pruitt has Facebook? 41 00:01:44,314 --> 00:01:46,567 Yeah, we send each other funny cat videos. 42 00:01:46,608 --> 00:01:49,027 Oh, that's cool. 43 00:01:49,027 --> 00:01:50,320 I like cats. Ha. 44 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:51,613 [Dr. Pruitt] So thank you for coming. 45 00:01:51,655 --> 00:01:54,366 Of course. Oh, and Nora showed me your message. 46 00:01:54,408 --> 00:01:56,952 And I'm also on Facebook in case you wanted to, 47 00:01:56,952 --> 00:01:58,704 you know, be friends or something. 48 00:01:59,413 --> 00:02:02,833 Yeah. So, Nora has put together research 49 00:02:02,875 --> 00:02:04,334 on various forms of pottery 50 00:02:04,334 --> 00:02:06,587 found at the Seneca Village site. 51 00:02:06,587 --> 00:02:09,840 It's dense, so feel free to ask if anything is confusing. 52 00:02:09,882 --> 00:02:11,508 Well, you know, it's not as dense 53 00:02:11,550 --> 00:02:13,385 as my thesis on Seneca village, 54 00:02:13,385 --> 00:02:15,554 so I...I think I'll be okay. 55 00:02:15,596 --> 00:02:17,806 All right. I'd like the two of you 56 00:02:17,806 --> 00:02:19,266 to put together a presentation. 57 00:02:19,308 --> 00:02:21,476 Nora, I'd like you to focus on connections 58 00:02:21,518 --> 00:02:23,770 to the local indigenous techniques. 59 00:02:23,812 --> 00:02:26,231 And Camille, I thought you could talk about 60 00:02:26,273 --> 00:02:29,610 possible connections to West African traditions. 61 00:02:29,651 --> 00:02:31,445 'Cause I'm Native and you're Black. 62 00:02:31,486 --> 00:02:33,447 That's brilliant, Dr. Pruitt. 63 00:02:33,488 --> 00:02:35,616 [light music] 64 00:02:35,616 --> 00:02:39,369 Okay. Yes. Which puts you on the same page, yes? 65 00:02:39,369 --> 00:02:40,996 [Camille] Definitely. 66 00:02:45,334 --> 00:02:47,252 What evil, straight white man 67 00:02:47,252 --> 00:02:48,921 do we have to thank for deciding 68 00:02:48,921 --> 00:02:51,632 that women need to steam their vaginas? 69 00:02:51,632 --> 00:02:53,008 Gwyneth Paltrow. 70 00:02:53,050 --> 00:02:56,803 Goop sells personal v-pods for $1,800 a pop. 71 00:02:56,845 --> 00:02:58,138 Oh, that sounds about white. 72 00:02:58,180 --> 00:02:59,431 - Mm. [Quinn] I don't dunno. 73 00:02:59,473 --> 00:03:03,101 Maybe V steaming was a little too intimate an activity. 74 00:03:03,143 --> 00:03:04,686 Given the fact that the last time we hung out 75 00:03:04,728 --> 00:03:06,271 wasn't exactly pleasant. 76 00:03:06,313 --> 00:03:08,774 Quinn, I've been meaning to apologize. 77 00:03:08,815 --> 00:03:09,858 I'm sorry too. 78 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:10,984 [both] I love you. 79 00:03:10,984 --> 00:03:12,235 [both giggling] 80 00:03:12,277 --> 00:03:14,988 See? We have to sit in the uncomfortable 81 00:03:14,988 --> 00:03:17,324 to get back to the comfortable. 82 00:03:17,324 --> 00:03:19,284 Plus, I needed to get my vagina ready 83 00:03:19,284 --> 00:03:21,119 for "Big Nigga Season." 84 00:03:21,161 --> 00:03:22,788 Big nigga what? 85 00:03:22,829 --> 00:03:24,247 Girl, it's like you don't live on Earth. 86 00:03:24,289 --> 00:03:26,333 Big Nigga Season is when you find a guy 87 00:03:26,333 --> 00:03:28,377 with a little extra for the winter. 88 00:03:28,418 --> 00:03:30,504 All my go-tos are already taken. 89 00:03:30,545 --> 00:03:33,340 With rehearsals and nannying, my ass is behind 90 00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:35,425 on locking down some big nigga dick. 91 00:03:39,596 --> 00:03:42,015 - Hey, D? - What up, Ange? 92 00:03:42,057 --> 00:03:43,809 Surprised I didn't hear from you this year. 93 00:03:43,850 --> 00:03:45,143 You know, I was out here hustling 94 00:03:45,143 --> 00:03:46,311 and lost track of the seasons, 95 00:03:46,311 --> 00:03:48,146 but I'm ready for you now. 96 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:51,024 Babe, I'm cold. 97 00:03:51,066 --> 00:03:53,026 Oh, is this your sister? 98 00:03:53,068 --> 00:03:54,695 Cold sister? 99 00:03:54,736 --> 00:03:57,114 Cousin? Taskrabbit? 100 00:03:57,155 --> 00:03:59,658 Nice seeing you. Stay warm out there, Ang. 101 00:03:59,658 --> 00:04:01,326 Yep. Stay warm. 102 00:04:01,368 --> 00:04:02,744 No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 103 00:04:02,744 --> 00:04:04,037 You got any big nigga brothers? 104 00:04:04,079 --> 00:04:05,414 You know, I'm not gonna survive the winter 105 00:04:05,455 --> 00:04:07,833 without the extra body warmth! 106 00:04:07,874 --> 00:04:10,669 I usually got a nice rotation going on by now. 107 00:04:10,711 --> 00:04:12,629 [whispering] Thank you, thank you. 108 00:04:12,629 --> 00:04:13,964 Sorry. Sorry. 109 00:04:17,134 --> 00:04:18,802 Thought you said it was just us. 110 00:04:18,802 --> 00:04:20,303 I did as a ploy. 111 00:04:20,345 --> 00:04:22,764 You be too stubborn for your own good sometimes. 112 00:04:25,434 --> 00:04:27,310 Let's cut the middle-school bullshit. 113 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:29,604 It's been two weeks. 114 00:04:29,604 --> 00:04:30,939 - Camille? - Hmm. 115 00:04:31,690 --> 00:04:33,316 I'm sorry. 116 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:35,318 I'm sorry that I agreed to design Myra's dress 117 00:04:35,318 --> 00:04:37,195 without talking to you about it first. 118 00:04:37,237 --> 00:04:39,740 I was just so excited about getting a big opportunity 119 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:41,158 that I just jumped at it. 120 00:04:41,199 --> 00:04:42,909 It just sucks that you hid it from me. 121 00:04:42,951 --> 00:04:44,661 For a day? Sometimes you're not 122 00:04:44,661 --> 00:04:46,538 the easiest to talk to when you're upset. 123 00:04:46,580 --> 00:04:48,874 That's fair. [sighs] 124 00:04:48,915 --> 00:04:51,877 Just felt like Mira snatched my dream life. 125 00:04:51,877 --> 00:04:55,088 And I just...I would hate it if she snatched my friends too. 126 00:04:55,130 --> 00:04:57,758 Absolutely not. Never. 127 00:04:57,799 --> 00:04:59,051 And I love you. 128 00:04:59,092 --> 00:05:01,386 - I love you too. - Oh! 129 00:05:01,428 --> 00:05:03,513 Now titty bump and make up. 130 00:05:03,555 --> 00:05:04,973 Come on, now. 131 00:05:08,727 --> 00:05:10,854 - Mmm. - [giggling] 132 00:05:10,896 --> 00:05:13,565 - I love you. - I love you too. 133 00:05:16,109 --> 00:05:17,611 Quinn, you still got your panties on? 134 00:05:17,652 --> 00:05:19,404 Girl, I don't know what other coochy has been on this thing, 135 00:05:19,404 --> 00:05:21,031 and y'all know I can't be naked in public. 136 00:05:21,031 --> 00:05:22,157 [laughter] 137 00:05:22,199 --> 00:05:25,077 - Stop, I'm serious! [Angie] Oh, my God. 138 00:05:25,118 --> 00:05:27,621 See, girl? I can't stay mad at you. 139 00:05:27,621 --> 00:05:29,998 And Ms. Forbes's interview can't stay mad at Tye. 140 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,375 Girl, I was expecting her to trash your ass. 141 00:05:32,417 --> 00:05:34,294 But she wrote a glowing review. 142 00:05:34,336 --> 00:05:37,589 I owe her a solid for hooking me up with that article. 143 00:05:37,589 --> 00:05:39,382 Is that solid your pussy? 144 00:05:39,424 --> 00:05:41,343 - Quinn! [Tye] Oh, my God! 145 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:43,303 Have you been practicing saying pussy? 146 00:05:43,345 --> 00:05:44,971 I have. Thanks for noticing. 147 00:05:44,971 --> 00:05:46,223 [Angie] Y'all, hold up. 148 00:05:46,264 --> 00:05:48,183 What the fuck am I doing here with y'all? 149 00:05:48,225 --> 00:05:50,519 Everybody made up. Now I gotta get to rehearsal. 150 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:54,231 [mellow hip-hop] 151 00:05:54,272 --> 00:05:55,649 Okay, guys. 152 00:05:55,649 --> 00:05:57,025 So we're starting from the top of the "Sunken Place." 153 00:05:57,067 --> 00:05:59,236 Positions, please. 154 00:05:59,277 --> 00:06:00,862 And... 155 00:06:00,904 --> 00:06:03,657 [eerie piano melody] 156 00:06:03,698 --> 00:06:05,992 ♪ Scrape clink ♪ 157 00:06:05,992 --> 00:06:07,869 ♪ Scrape clink, you're sinking ♪ 158 00:06:07,911 --> 00:06:10,580 ♪ Scrape clink, scrape clink ♪ 159 00:06:10,622 --> 00:06:11,581 ♪ You're sinking ♪ 160 00:06:11,623 --> 00:06:12,791 ♪ Something is strange ♪ 161 00:06:12,833 --> 00:06:14,751 ♪ Something seems shady ♪ 162 00:06:14,793 --> 00:06:18,296 ♪ Who told your black ass to trust a white lady? ♪ 163 00:06:18,338 --> 00:06:20,715 ♪ Scrape clink, scrape clink ♪ 164 00:06:20,715 --> 00:06:22,050 ♪ You're sinking ♪ 165 00:06:22,092 --> 00:06:23,426 ♪ A tiny cup of tea ♪ 166 00:06:23,468 --> 00:06:25,595 ♪ As the spoon keeps twirling ♪ 167 00:06:25,637 --> 00:06:27,097 ♪ Hypnotizing you ♪ 168 00:06:27,139 --> 00:06:29,307 ♪ Till the room starts swirling ♪ 169 00:06:29,307 --> 00:06:30,851 ♪ You sink into the couch ♪ 170 00:06:30,892 --> 00:06:32,435 ♪ You're sinking to the floor ♪ 171 00:06:32,477 --> 00:06:34,271 ♪ You're trapped ♪ 172 00:06:34,271 --> 00:06:37,732 ♪ Which is a metaphor ♪ 173 00:06:37,732 --> 00:06:40,318 ♪ You're in the Sunken Place ♪ 174 00:06:40,318 --> 00:06:41,903 ♪ You're sinking, you're sinking ♪ 175 00:06:41,945 --> 00:06:44,906 ♪ The Sunken Place, you're sinking ♪ 176 00:06:44,948 --> 00:06:47,492 ♪ A single tearful falls down your face ♪ 177 00:06:47,534 --> 00:06:48,618 ♪ Ooh, clink ♪ 178 00:06:48,660 --> 00:06:51,246 ♪ You're in the Sunken Place ♪ 179 00:06:51,288 --> 00:06:52,706 ♪ You're sinking, keep sinking ♪ 180 00:06:52,747 --> 00:06:55,750 ♪ The Sunken Place, you're sinking ♪ 181 00:06:55,792 --> 00:06:59,004 ♪ "Twelve Years a Slave" meets outer space ♪ 182 00:06:59,004 --> 00:07:01,590 ♪ This is a Sunken Place ♪ 183 00:07:01,631 --> 00:07:03,425 ♪ Is this is a dream ♪ 184 00:07:03,425 --> 00:07:05,177 ♪ Or are you high ♪ 185 00:07:05,218 --> 00:07:08,680 ♪ Am just a small Black man in a big black sky ♪ 186 00:07:08,722 --> 00:07:12,517 ♪ You try to scream but you only choke ♪ 187 00:07:12,559 --> 00:07:15,896 ♪ You're asleep, but it's time you got hashtag woke ♪ 188 00:07:15,896 --> 00:07:18,315 ♪ From the Sunken Place ♪ 189 00:07:18,315 --> 00:07:19,816 ♪ No one hears you shout ♪ 190 00:07:19,816 --> 00:07:21,985 ♪ The Sunken Place ♪ 191 00:07:22,027 --> 00:07:23,904 ♪ It tells you can't get out ♪ 192 00:07:23,904 --> 00:07:27,616 ♪ Another brother gone, without a trace ♪ 193 00:07:27,657 --> 00:07:29,701 ♪ Without a trace ♪ 194 00:07:29,701 --> 00:07:32,746 ♪ Without a trace ♪ 195 00:07:32,787 --> 00:07:38,126 ♪ Into the Sunken Place ♪ 196 00:07:38,168 --> 00:07:40,086 ♪ You're sinking, you're sinking ♪ 197 00:07:40,086 --> 00:07:41,296 ♪ Scrape, clink ♪ 198 00:07:41,296 --> 00:07:42,464 [loud clapping] 199 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:44,966 [director] Yes. Beautiful. That's lunch. 200 00:07:45,008 --> 00:07:47,260 [Eric] What do you mean we're not going to lunch? 201 00:07:47,260 --> 00:07:48,887 - Why? [Trent] I love your abs. 202 00:07:48,929 --> 00:07:51,848 But, Eric, you're built like a summer situation. 203 00:07:51,890 --> 00:07:54,267 I need thick thighs to keep me warm. 204 00:07:54,309 --> 00:07:55,936 So you were always gonna dump me? 205 00:07:55,977 --> 00:07:58,313 [Trent] I'll text you in May. - [Eric scoffs] 206 00:07:58,355 --> 00:08:00,565 She better hope I have the same number. 207 00:08:00,565 --> 00:08:03,068 - And you brought the man? - I had fun. 208 00:08:03,109 --> 00:08:06,655 Oh, I'm sorry. That was brutal. 209 00:08:06,696 --> 00:08:07,864 I should have seen it coming. 210 00:08:07,864 --> 00:08:09,908 Yeah, a little. But if it helps, 211 00:08:09,908 --> 00:08:12,118 I slipped on Big Nigga Season too. 212 00:08:12,118 --> 00:08:14,412 Wasn't it just "Hot Girl Summer"? 213 00:08:14,454 --> 00:08:15,664 And then Breast Cancer Awareness Month, 214 00:08:15,664 --> 00:08:16,998 and I was wearing all that pink. 215 00:08:16,998 --> 00:08:18,708 Look, I gotta pick up this kid I nanny 216 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:20,085 and take her home, 217 00:08:20,085 --> 00:08:22,420 but then I'm in search of a big nigga myself 218 00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:24,172 if you wanted to join the mission. 219 00:08:24,214 --> 00:08:26,967 Well, we just broke up one minute ago, 220 00:08:26,967 --> 00:08:29,177 which is more than enough time to move on 221 00:08:29,177 --> 00:08:30,595 and my find my own bear to hibernate with. 222 00:08:30,637 --> 00:08:32,931 - Let's go then. - Okay. Let's go find them. 223 00:08:32,931 --> 00:08:34,933 [Eric] Lions and tigers and bears, oh, my! 224 00:08:34,933 --> 00:08:36,351 Come on. Ha. 225 00:08:36,393 --> 00:08:39,396 [mellow R&B] 226 00:08:39,396 --> 00:08:43,024 ♪ ♪ 227 00:08:47,904 --> 00:08:48,989 Hey. 228 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:50,573 Hey, Anna. 229 00:08:51,908 --> 00:08:54,202 - Thank you for coming. - What's up? 230 00:08:54,244 --> 00:08:56,955 Must be important for you to want to meet me in public. 231 00:08:56,997 --> 00:08:58,540 Okay. That's fair. 232 00:08:58,581 --> 00:09:00,959 I just wanted to tell you that I read the article. 233 00:09:01,001 --> 00:09:04,212 Well, I'd hope so. And? 234 00:09:04,254 --> 00:09:07,757 And I didn't expect it to be so... good. 235 00:09:07,799 --> 00:09:10,385 I can't tell if that's an insult or... 236 00:09:10,427 --> 00:09:13,596 - It's a compliment. - Okay. 237 00:09:13,638 --> 00:09:15,849 Well... 238 00:09:15,849 --> 00:09:17,600 I like a compliment. 239 00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:19,894 So... 240 00:09:19,894 --> 00:09:21,896 So, we good, right? 241 00:09:21,938 --> 00:09:24,691 I mean, I just don't like the way we left things. 242 00:09:24,691 --> 00:09:27,444 We? You told me that you liked me 243 00:09:27,485 --> 00:09:28,862 and then five seconds later, 244 00:09:28,903 --> 00:09:30,947 you broke up with me in the middle of the street. 245 00:09:30,989 --> 00:09:32,490 And you called me a coward. 246 00:09:32,532 --> 00:09:34,576 That's only because we were acting like a coward. 247 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:36,870 Clearly, you can't accept an apology. 248 00:09:36,911 --> 00:09:38,705 Where was the apology? 249 00:09:38,747 --> 00:09:40,457 Me calling you was the apology. 250 00:09:40,498 --> 00:09:42,000 - [scoffs] - But look, 251 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,752 I missed hanging out with you. 252 00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:46,004 I still want us to be cool. 253 00:09:46,046 --> 00:09:48,381 Are you kidding me? [laughs] 254 00:09:48,423 --> 00:09:50,592 You know what? Fuck you. 255 00:09:52,052 --> 00:09:53,887 I read this right on that first night 256 00:09:53,887 --> 00:09:55,638 when I left without giving you my number. 257 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,057 So why don't we go back to that? 258 00:09:57,057 --> 00:09:59,934 Delete me and I'll delete you. Cool? 259 00:10:09,152 --> 00:10:10,362 - [door closes] - Hi-hi. 260 00:10:10,362 --> 00:10:11,279 Mom. 261 00:10:11,321 --> 00:10:12,530 You remember Isabella? 262 00:10:12,530 --> 00:10:15,408 Of course. How could I forget my mentor? 263 00:10:15,450 --> 00:10:17,702 - Hi, Quinn. - She needs your help. 264 00:10:17,744 --> 00:10:19,287 Impossible. She's going to be president. 265 00:10:19,329 --> 00:10:22,082 True, but I do need your help. 266 00:10:22,123 --> 00:10:24,667 As much as I like to believe we're past women in politics 267 00:10:24,709 --> 00:10:26,628 having to worry about their fashion choices, 268 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,171 the internet says otherwise. 269 00:10:28,213 --> 00:10:29,923 Some troll said she looks like 270 00:10:29,923 --> 00:10:32,675 Ross Dress for Less shit on old Navy. 271 00:10:32,717 --> 00:10:34,969 Oh, the internet is brutal. 272 00:10:35,011 --> 00:10:36,763 So today is make-over day. 273 00:10:36,805 --> 00:10:39,432 - Only if you have time. - Oh, I assured her 274 00:10:39,432 --> 00:10:41,393 that I am your only paying customer, 275 00:10:41,434 --> 00:10:42,602 so you will have time. 276 00:10:42,644 --> 00:10:44,270 Actually, that's not true. 277 00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:46,147 I am currently designing a... 278 00:10:46,189 --> 00:10:47,982 I know, I know, you're so busy. 279 00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:49,943 I have to fight through the crowd to get in here. 280 00:10:49,984 --> 00:10:52,445 Listen, put together some pieces, 281 00:10:52,487 --> 00:10:54,322 make her look good, but not trashy. 282 00:10:54,364 --> 00:10:58,034 She's working-class, so poor, but not sad. 283 00:10:58,076 --> 00:10:59,786 You're in good hands, Isabella. 284 00:10:59,828 --> 00:11:02,497 Okay. I'm off to the Botox doc. 285 00:11:02,539 --> 00:11:04,541 I hate when my disappointment is visible. 286 00:11:04,541 --> 00:11:05,834 [Camille] Mom, please. 287 00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:08,169 I could literally bounce a quarter off your forehead. 288 00:11:08,211 --> 00:11:10,255 If only you had a quarter to bounce. 289 00:11:10,296 --> 00:11:11,923 Ciao! 290 00:11:11,923 --> 00:11:13,591 Ciao. 291 00:11:15,051 --> 00:11:16,386 She is something. 292 00:11:16,428 --> 00:11:18,847 Yeah, better word than I would have chosen. 293 00:11:18,888 --> 00:11:20,598 Let's try on clothes. 294 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:21,724 How does it look? 295 00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:23,476 [singers] ♪ Hey, lady... 296 00:11:23,518 --> 00:11:24,561 - I like it! - I feel that, 297 00:11:24,561 --> 00:11:25,395 but you going for president, girl. 298 00:11:25,395 --> 00:11:26,771 - I like it! - No. 299 00:11:26,813 --> 00:11:27,772 I might be the kind of 300 00:11:27,772 --> 00:11:29,649 - new kind of president. - No! 301 00:11:29,649 --> 00:11:30,775 - No? - No. 302 00:11:30,817 --> 00:11:33,611 It's not bad. I mean, it's my design, so... 303 00:11:33,653 --> 00:11:35,947 - All right. - Oh, a design for you! 304 00:11:35,947 --> 00:11:37,115 Look at you... oh! 305 00:11:37,157 --> 00:11:39,159 Pink is the new black, honey. 306 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:39,951 Ooh, maybe not that pink. 307 00:11:39,993 --> 00:11:41,995 What about this? 308 00:11:42,036 --> 00:11:43,371 [singers] ♪ So fine you can run around... 309 00:11:43,371 --> 00:11:45,039 Aah! Ha ha! 310 00:11:45,081 --> 00:11:48,251 Ah-ah-ah, you look good, good. 311 00:11:48,293 --> 00:11:49,377 This is it right here. 312 00:11:49,419 --> 00:11:52,255 You're about to be president in this, okay? 313 00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:53,715 Okay! 314 00:11:53,715 --> 00:11:56,176 [singer] ♪ Ain't finnin' to brag when I get that dope ♪ 315 00:11:56,217 --> 00:11:58,303 I don't think this is the spot. 316 00:11:58,303 --> 00:12:01,931 Big niggas don't need heavy coats; they are heavy coats. 317 00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:04,851 Trust me, last year I met Bingo here. 318 00:12:04,851 --> 00:12:06,144 Bingo? 319 00:12:06,144 --> 00:12:07,770 No thin man named Bingo. 320 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,522 That's what I'm trying to tell you, girl. 321 00:12:09,522 --> 00:12:11,316 We ate pot pies every night! 322 00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:13,193 Oh, I love when they got a little grease in they beard. 323 00:12:13,193 --> 00:12:14,444 Mm-hmm. 324 00:12:14,444 --> 00:12:16,738 [man] You got anything bigger than a 3XL? 325 00:12:16,738 --> 00:12:18,364 Ooh! 326 00:12:18,364 --> 00:12:19,866 Move, girl, move, move! 327 00:12:19,866 --> 00:12:20,950 [woman] Okay... ow! 328 00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:22,368 Hey, zaddy. 329 00:12:22,368 --> 00:12:23,536 Hey, thick. 330 00:12:23,578 --> 00:12:25,538 Uh... hi? 331 00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:27,040 You wanna leave this store with me? 332 00:12:27,081 --> 00:12:28,833 We'll cuddle up in a large blanket 333 00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,335 and eat some chicken pot pie 334 00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:32,921 on a hopefully plush couch in your apartment? 335 00:12:32,962 --> 00:12:34,923 Or sip double syrup hot cocoa 336 00:12:34,964 --> 00:12:36,716 and stare into each other's eyes. 337 00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:39,219 Wow. You really do have nice eyes. 338 00:12:39,219 --> 00:12:42,722 Thanks. I was gonna say your boobs are really great. 339 00:12:42,722 --> 00:12:44,307 Top-shelf titties. 340 00:12:44,349 --> 00:12:49,437 So, what's it gonna be? Boobs or eyes? 341 00:12:49,479 --> 00:12:50,897 Neither. I have a boyfriend. 342 00:12:50,897 --> 00:12:52,065 [stamps] That's not fair. 343 00:12:52,106 --> 00:12:53,858 Uhh! How do you expect us to find big niggas 344 00:12:53,858 --> 00:12:55,485 if y'all double-dip like this? 345 00:12:55,485 --> 00:12:56,736 Ain't our fault you waited this late. 346 00:12:56,736 --> 00:12:58,446 It's like buying a Christmas tree on the 24th! 347 00:12:58,446 --> 00:13:00,823 Get your plus-ass fantasies away from me! 348 00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:03,034 Whatever! 349 00:13:03,076 --> 00:13:04,619 Now what? 350 00:13:04,619 --> 00:13:06,287 Ooh! We hit Shake Shack. 351 00:13:06,287 --> 00:13:08,623 Big niggas love to eat, and they always got a combo. 352 00:13:08,623 --> 00:13:10,041 Then Best Buy. 353 00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:11,876 Those security guys at the front are always jumbo plus. 354 00:13:11,876 --> 00:13:13,795 And we wave down every UPS truck we see. 355 00:13:13,795 --> 00:13:15,630 Yes, girl. Come on. Let's go. 356 00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:19,467 Oh, my goodness. If you do not stay still, 357 00:13:19,467 --> 00:13:21,678 you're gonna look like a crime scene. 358 00:13:21,719 --> 00:13:23,638 I'm sorry. I'm ticklish. 359 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,890 So tell me more about this prom tonight. 360 00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:27,725 It's actually another fundraiser. 361 00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,561 The theme is '90's hip-hop. 362 00:13:29,561 --> 00:13:31,229 Hmm. Fun... 363 00:13:31,271 --> 00:13:33,106 But somehow I cannot imagine 364 00:13:33,106 --> 00:13:35,233 my mom giving her fundraising spiel 365 00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:36,776 to a '90's hip-hop crowd 366 00:13:36,776 --> 00:13:38,528 without insulting their fashion. 367 00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:39,904 Oh, no, she is not at this one. 368 00:13:39,904 --> 00:13:42,907 This one's hosted by the Urban Education Coalition. 369 00:13:42,949 --> 00:13:46,202 So, open bar, DJ, photo booth. 370 00:13:46,244 --> 00:13:48,705 And rumor is, AOC might even stop by. 371 00:13:48,746 --> 00:13:51,624 Oh, AOC. That is awesome. 372 00:13:51,666 --> 00:13:54,544 Maybe you two could be like a dynamic duo. 373 00:13:54,544 --> 00:13:57,422 AOC and I... what are your initials? 374 00:13:57,422 --> 00:13:58,798 They're not good. 375 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:01,718 Oh, come on, AOC and... 376 00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:03,094 Isabella Benitez-Santiago. 377 00:14:03,094 --> 00:14:05,096 Okay. So that's... 378 00:14:05,138 --> 00:14:07,390 - I-B-S. - Oh! 379 00:14:07,432 --> 00:14:08,308 No, no, no, no, but this is good. 380 00:14:08,308 --> 00:14:10,977 Cause you're like the shit but the good kind. 381 00:14:11,019 --> 00:14:13,688 No, no. There's no good way to spin that. 382 00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:18,943 And I can say that I made IBS the shit-sation she is today. 383 00:14:18,943 --> 00:14:21,613 Let's not get that trending. You have to come tonight. 384 00:14:21,613 --> 00:14:22,655 It'll be fun. 385 00:14:22,697 --> 00:14:25,158 That way, I can give you credit in person 386 00:14:25,158 --> 00:14:26,784 for how fabulous I look. 387 00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:28,328 - Okay. Deal. - Awesome. 388 00:14:28,328 --> 00:14:29,954 So put on your best prom look 389 00:14:29,996 --> 00:14:33,291 and feel free to bring a prom date. 390 00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:35,543 Are you seeing someone? 391 00:14:35,543 --> 00:14:37,086 Boyfriend, girlfriend? 392 00:14:37,128 --> 00:14:38,796 Um, boyfriend. 393 00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:42,008 I mean, well, a friend with boy parts 394 00:14:42,008 --> 00:14:43,968 that I've touched occasionally. 395 00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:47,555 Oh. Well, Whatever he is, he's welcome. 396 00:14:47,555 --> 00:14:50,183 [mellow jazz] 397 00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:53,936 ♪ ♪ 398 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,563 This is nice. 399 00:14:55,563 --> 00:14:56,773 [man clears throat] 400 00:14:56,814 --> 00:14:58,941 Yo, you gotta buy the couch, 401 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,110 or you and your girlfriend gotta boo up someplace else. 402 00:15:01,152 --> 00:15:03,237 - Oh, no, I'm not his girl... - I actually wanna 403 00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:06,115 buy the couch if my girlfriend approves. 404 00:15:06,157 --> 00:15:08,284 What do you think, sweetie? 405 00:15:08,326 --> 00:15:09,744 Maybe we should look around a little bit more 406 00:15:09,744 --> 00:15:10,995 before fully committing. 407 00:15:11,037 --> 00:15:13,206 I only want the best for my boo. 408 00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:15,833 Aw, thanks, crumb cake. 409 00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:18,127 Oh...muah! 410 00:15:18,169 --> 00:15:20,588 [kissing sounds] 411 00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:21,839 [laughing] 412 00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:23,299 He hates us. 413 00:15:23,341 --> 00:15:25,426 I hate us. 414 00:15:25,468 --> 00:15:27,261 Promise we will never talk to each other like that. 415 00:15:27,261 --> 00:15:29,639 Oh, I promise, lamb chop. 416 00:15:29,639 --> 00:15:32,517 - Stop. - [chuckling] 417 00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:33,976 Yo, how can a furnished apartment 418 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,603 not come with a couch, you know? 419 00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:37,438 Especially for what I'm paying. 420 00:15:37,438 --> 00:15:39,148 Yeah, well, welcome to New York 421 00:15:39,148 --> 00:15:40,817 where you get a little for a lot. 422 00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:42,860 - Yep. - So, um... 423 00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:44,529 I'm going to this thing tomorrow. 424 00:15:44,529 --> 00:15:47,407 It's kind of like a restaurant soft opening. 425 00:15:47,407 --> 00:15:49,617 Well, it's not kind of, I mean, it's exactly that. 426 00:15:49,659 --> 00:15:51,744 - What about this one? - Mm... 427 00:15:51,786 --> 00:15:53,037 It has cup holders. 428 00:15:53,037 --> 00:15:55,456 And it's leather, which means slippery. 429 00:15:55,456 --> 00:15:56,833 Yeah, that's true. 430 00:15:56,874 --> 00:15:59,544 You can never find the right position on these. 431 00:15:59,544 --> 00:16:03,423 Sorry. Anyway, you were saying something about an opening. 432 00:16:03,423 --> 00:16:04,966 Right, yeah. 433 00:16:04,966 --> 00:16:08,302 So, the restaurant... it's, uh, Ian's restaurant. 434 00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:10,680 - Mm-hmm. - As in, um, my ex, Ian. 435 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,682 But it's gonna be like a really small event. 436 00:16:12,682 --> 00:16:14,726 - Small is intimate. - Yeah. 437 00:16:14,726 --> 00:16:16,644 This one looks perfectly comfortable. 438 00:16:16,644 --> 00:16:19,439 Um, yeah. But really hard to clean. 439 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,441 One bag of hot Cheetos, and it's destroyed. 440 00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:22,817 And then you got to get that special stuff 441 00:16:22,817 --> 00:16:24,152 to get the orange finger stains out, 442 00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:25,987 Been there. 443 00:16:25,987 --> 00:16:28,322 So, yeah, um... 444 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:30,533 I was thinking I should probably keep the air clear 445 00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:33,619 between Ian and I, so I should make an appearance. 446 00:16:33,661 --> 00:16:34,746 Camille, I'm cool with you going to your ex's thing. 447 00:16:34,746 --> 00:16:36,456 It's all good. 448 00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:38,958 I wasn't asking for permission. 449 00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:40,918 It was just, um... 450 00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:44,672 I was wondering if maybe you wanted to come with me. 451 00:16:44,714 --> 00:16:47,175 Oh, well, in that case, I would love to meet the man 452 00:16:47,175 --> 00:16:49,010 and let you go and thank him. 453 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,887 [chuckles] 454 00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:54,766 - So what do you think? - It's ugly. 455 00:16:54,807 --> 00:16:56,058 Okay. I'll buy the first one. 456 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,686 - Yeah. - My man. 457 00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:00,062 [Jameson] Wow. 458 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,522 [Camille] Wow, this is... [Jameson] Okay. 459 00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:03,065 [Camille]...a nice place! 460 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,151 - Can I take your coat? - Oh. 461 00:17:08,571 --> 00:17:11,240 I'll take yours too. 462 00:17:11,282 --> 00:17:12,700 This looks... 463 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,202 [Jameson] Wow! - Completely different. 464 00:17:14,202 --> 00:17:16,621 [Jameson] Very nice. Look at this. 465 00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:18,206 You came. 466 00:17:18,247 --> 00:17:20,583 - Yeah, well, we came. - Oh. 467 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:22,084 So who's your friend? 468 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:25,588 [Jameson] Uh... - Jameson Royce, I'm honored. 469 00:17:25,588 --> 00:17:27,840 Mira. What brings you here? 470 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,967 - Well, we... - We...we came together. 471 00:17:30,009 --> 00:17:32,178 [Mira] Wow! [Aunt Tammy] Camille's here, 472 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:34,096 and she brought someone. 473 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,974 Y'all so damn messy. 474 00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:40,311 Oh, wow, Jameson. I am a huge fan. 475 00:17:40,353 --> 00:17:42,021 - You're a real-life superhero. - Oh, stop. 476 00:17:42,021 --> 00:17:43,898 I was just telling you about him. 477 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:45,316 He's the guy from Twitter. 478 00:17:45,316 --> 00:17:47,109 He started the scholarship program in Oakland. 479 00:17:47,151 --> 00:17:50,029 They've already sent 32 kids to university. 480 00:17:50,071 --> 00:17:51,906 33, as of this afternoon. 481 00:17:51,948 --> 00:17:54,617 - [awkward laugh] - Someone did a deep dive. 482 00:17:54,617 --> 00:17:56,285 I'm somewhat of an activist myself. 483 00:17:56,327 --> 00:17:57,995 - Really? - Yes. I recently bought 484 00:17:57,995 --> 00:17:59,163 a metal straw. 485 00:17:59,205 --> 00:18:00,957 Actually, I wanted to know... 486 00:18:00,957 --> 00:18:03,584 So is it weird or good that our dates are hitting it off? 487 00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:04,710 Definitely both. 488 00:18:04,752 --> 00:18:07,296 - Oh, so he is your date? - Yes. 489 00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:08,506 It's your first date? 490 00:18:08,548 --> 00:18:10,174 - No. - No? 491 00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:12,385 Sustainable black-eyed pea foam. 492 00:18:12,385 --> 00:18:14,345 I'm sorry. Did you say foam? 493 00:18:14,387 --> 00:18:16,681 We're also offering a red fife heritage wheat, 494 00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:18,057 which was dry-farmed, 495 00:18:18,057 --> 00:18:19,559 meaning its only source of water was rainfall. 496 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,186 You know this ain't nothing but bougie-ass cornbread. 497 00:18:22,228 --> 00:18:23,896 Ha ha. Basically. 498 00:18:23,938 --> 00:18:26,232 [Aunt Tammy] Nephew, I am not disappointed. 499 00:18:26,274 --> 00:18:29,569 As bad as I thought it was gonna be, it's so much worse. 500 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:31,445 See, I should taken a cue from your parents 501 00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:32,947 and not even bothered to show up. 502 00:18:32,989 --> 00:18:35,074 Yeah, well, they actually got caught up down in Florida. 503 00:18:35,116 --> 00:18:37,118 So they're coming here next week for a private tasting. 504 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,453 Baby, whatever it takes to help you sleep at night. 505 00:18:39,495 --> 00:18:41,163 Now, thanks for dinner, 506 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,833 but I actually have to go eat now, I'm starving. 507 00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,376 Camille, always good to see you, 508 00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:47,295 and congrats on the upgrade. 509 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,797 Thank you, Aunt Tammy. Nice to see you. 510 00:18:49,797 --> 00:18:51,799 - Hmm. - We gotta get him the foam. 511 00:18:51,799 --> 00:18:53,467 [Ian] Hmm. [Camille] The foam! 512 00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:55,136 He looks like the foam type. 513 00:18:55,136 --> 00:18:57,513 [singer] ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 514 00:18:57,555 --> 00:18:59,765 ♪ ♪ 515 00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:01,517 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 516 00:19:01,559 --> 00:19:03,686 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 517 00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:06,606 ♪ ♪ 518 00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:08,608 Yes! Oh, prom. 519 00:19:08,608 --> 00:19:11,193 - Prom, yeah, prom. - We gotta do prom. 520 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,696 [photographer] Say, Cheese! [both] Cheese. 521 00:19:15,698 --> 00:19:18,034 Oh, my God. This is so much fun. 522 00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:21,454 [gasps] Look at how cute we are. 523 00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:24,582 You are definitely a lot cuter than my actual prom date. 524 00:19:24,582 --> 00:19:25,416 Who'd you take? 525 00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:26,751 Shelly Flores. 526 00:19:26,751 --> 00:19:28,669 She's the only person who would go out with me. 527 00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:32,548 - Uh-uh, I do not believe that. - No, look, I was like 4' 6" 528 00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:34,091 until like summer after graduation. 529 00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:35,509 Everybody called me inches. 530 00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:37,094 Whoa! 531 00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:38,679 And then like on prom night like, 532 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:40,348 your parents are like, "Be careful. 533 00:19:40,348 --> 00:19:41,766 Don't have sex. 534 00:19:41,766 --> 00:19:43,392 - Mm-Hmm. - Well, I didn't listen, 535 00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:45,144 and I had sex for the first time, 536 00:19:45,144 --> 00:19:48,022 and then nine months later-- JJ. 537 00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:51,025 Oh wow. You are a cautionary tale. 538 00:19:51,025 --> 00:19:53,277 Yeah. 539 00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:56,447 So...how are things between you and Shelly now? 540 00:19:56,489 --> 00:19:58,616 You know, started off kind of rocky, but we're cool now. 541 00:19:58,616 --> 00:20:00,159 Her husband's awesome, that's my guy. 542 00:20:00,201 --> 00:20:01,494 So, you know, modern family. 543 00:20:01,494 --> 00:20:03,162 Hey! You made it. 544 00:20:03,162 --> 00:20:04,747 Hi! 545 00:20:04,747 --> 00:20:07,041 Oh, my gosh. This is so much fun. 546 00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,834 Guys, Todd, over here. 547 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:11,087 This is Quinn and... 548 00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:12,964 - Sean. - Sean. Nice to meet you, Sean. 549 00:20:12,964 --> 00:20:14,757 This is Todd, my campaign manager. 550 00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:17,134 I am forever grateful. 551 00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:19,220 Look at her, dressing like a real human. 552 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,722 - Oh, stop it. - No, you have no idea. 553 00:20:21,764 --> 00:20:23,933 When she showed up last week bringing the same pattern 554 00:20:23,933 --> 00:20:26,185 as the wallpaper in an elderly woman's home, 555 00:20:26,227 --> 00:20:28,646 I knew we needed an intervention. 556 00:20:28,688 --> 00:20:30,523 You must know how much we love your mother. 557 00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,900 - She's been so generous. - Like a second mom. 558 00:20:32,942 --> 00:20:36,195 We are seeing her tomorrow for another fundraiser. 559 00:20:36,237 --> 00:20:37,655 Mmm, fun. 560 00:20:37,697 --> 00:20:39,907 So do you all work on the campaign? 561 00:20:39,949 --> 00:20:41,993 I do. But the group's kind of all across the board. 562 00:20:41,993 --> 00:20:43,744 Went to Cornell together. 563 00:20:43,786 --> 00:20:45,830 And what about you? What's your deal? 564 00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:48,416 - Uh, my deal? - Yeah, like what do you do? 565 00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:49,834 I'm a dancer. 566 00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:52,336 - For Alvin Ailey. - Oh, nice! 567 00:20:52,378 --> 00:20:53,921 - That's exciting. - Mm-hmm, yeah it is, 568 00:20:53,963 --> 00:20:55,840 if it ever comes up with my mom. 569 00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:57,258 So when's your next show? 570 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,843 - It's... - We will let know. 571 00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:00,636 How did you two meet? 572 00:21:00,678 --> 00:21:03,139 At an NYU alumni event. 573 00:21:03,139 --> 00:21:05,474 And we have been inseparable ever since. 574 00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:08,060 Oh, sweet. Married? Kids? 575 00:21:08,102 --> 00:21:09,478 - I have... - No, no, no, no, no. 576 00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,731 It's just a little too early for that, right, babe? 577 00:21:11,731 --> 00:21:13,315 Sure. 578 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,526 Excuse me. 579 00:21:17,820 --> 00:21:20,281 I'll take a drink, babe. Good idea. 580 00:21:20,406 --> 00:21:23,909 Oh, my gosh, men. You mention one word of kids, 581 00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:25,745 and they just take off running. 582 00:21:25,745 --> 00:21:27,496 [laughter] 583 00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:29,540 [Todd] But seriously, she looks amazing. 584 00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:34,420 Looks like we lost our dates again, huh? 585 00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:36,422 Uh...they'll catch up. 586 00:21:36,422 --> 00:21:38,507 Mm-mm. I know that tone. 587 00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:40,384 Somebody needs carbs. 588 00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:41,677 - [chuckles] - Tshhh. 589 00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:43,888 How you been? You seem a little, uh, 590 00:21:43,888 --> 00:21:45,473 - off. - No. 591 00:21:45,514 --> 00:21:48,017 No, it's just...work. 592 00:21:48,017 --> 00:21:50,519 And plus I have to keep blowing off therapy, so... 593 00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:52,396 Oh my gosh, is that shrimp and grits? 594 00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:53,898 Why you skipping therapy? 595 00:21:53,939 --> 00:21:56,942 Can we not? Let's just focus on the food. 596 00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:59,653 All right. I'm calling this one, the Yvonne. 597 00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:02,990 - After my middle name? - No, coincidence. 598 00:22:04,742 --> 00:22:06,994 Here. Taste it. 599 00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:08,120 [ahem] 600 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,330 Mmm... 601 00:22:11,082 --> 00:22:12,666 Bon appetite. 602 00:22:14,794 --> 00:22:17,379 Oh. That's so good. 603 00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:18,923 Mm-Hmm. 604 00:22:18,964 --> 00:22:21,383 [exhales] Hopefully, we give it a chance. 605 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:23,219 And it doesn't help that you start 606 00:22:23,219 --> 00:22:24,470 a whole damn movement against me. 607 00:22:24,512 --> 00:22:26,388 Well, maybe the backlash will die down 608 00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:28,015 if you do a few things to decolonize this place. 609 00:22:28,057 --> 00:22:30,184 Yeah? Like what? 610 00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:32,895 Well, for starters, you could mix in some black art 611 00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:33,896 from the locals, 612 00:22:33,896 --> 00:22:35,689 some photographs of the neighborhood. 613 00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:37,775 Just some things to give it some history, 614 00:22:37,817 --> 00:22:39,944 - some authenticity. - So basically you hate it. 615 00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:42,238 Well, I like the floors. 616 00:22:42,238 --> 00:22:43,280 All right. 617 00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:46,200 How about you help me make some changes. 618 00:22:46,242 --> 00:22:48,953 Clearly, I don't know much about art. 619 00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:50,704 Uh, I don't know. 620 00:22:50,746 --> 00:22:52,456 Come on, I can throw you some money. 621 00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:56,085 Oh, okay. You throwin', then I'm gonna catch. 622 00:22:56,127 --> 00:22:56,794 Yeah. Money talks. 623 00:22:56,794 --> 00:22:58,712 There you are. 624 00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:01,465 Ah, let me introduce you to the money man. 625 00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:05,427 Louis, let me introduce you to Dr. Camille Parks. 626 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:08,764 - Nice to meet you. - Beautiful. 627 00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:11,350 Oh, oh, my. Oh, okay. 628 00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:13,060 [Camille and Ian laughing] 629 00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:14,895 Hey. 630 00:23:16,647 --> 00:23:18,607 Just like Josephine. 631 00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:20,276 Baker? 632 00:23:20,317 --> 00:23:22,695 Louie, Dr. Parks has agreed to come on board, 633 00:23:22,695 --> 00:23:23,946 help us make this place 634 00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:25,406 a little more welcoming for the community. 635 00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:27,032 What do you think? 636 00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:29,577 Anything for Josephine. 637 00:23:29,577 --> 00:23:31,036 [Camille] Oh... - All right. 638 00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:34,456 - Watch that fire. - All right. 639 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:35,666 Shawn, where are you going? 640 00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:36,750 Work. I'm going early. 641 00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:39,545 - What? Why are you... why? - Cut it out. 642 00:23:39,587 --> 00:23:40,921 I know what it's like to go out with someone 643 00:23:40,921 --> 00:23:42,089 who's embarrassed by me. 644 00:23:42,131 --> 00:23:44,592 No, I'm not. It's not... 645 00:23:44,633 --> 00:23:46,302 Just they... 646 00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,138 They know my mom. 647 00:23:49,180 --> 00:23:50,556 I didn't expect you to introduce me 648 00:23:50,556 --> 00:23:52,641 as your stripper boyfriend. 649 00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:54,727 But you made up a whole new person. 650 00:23:54,727 --> 00:23:57,354 I don't have a kid, I dance for Alvin Ailey. 651 00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:58,772 I don't even know who that is. 652 00:23:58,814 --> 00:24:02,109 if that's the guy that you want, you need to go get him. 653 00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:03,736 Shawn, no, I didn't mean it like that. 654 00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:05,487 I was just... 655 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:06,488 Shawn. 656 00:24:08,532 --> 00:24:10,409 Shawn! 657 00:24:10,451 --> 00:24:13,204 [muffled dance music] 658 00:24:13,204 --> 00:24:15,623 ♪ ♪ 659 00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:17,583 [applause] 660 00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:20,920 So that big nigga hunt was a huge fail. 661 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,796 - Oh, pun intended. - Ha ha. 662 00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:23,964 It's gonna be cold this winter. 663 00:24:23,964 --> 00:24:26,592 All righty, next up, we have Angie and Eric. 664 00:24:26,592 --> 00:24:28,135 - Ooh! - What? Oh. 665 00:24:28,135 --> 00:24:29,845 Oh, shit. Okay, come on, come on, girl. 666 00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:31,222 Straight up. Let's go. 667 00:24:31,222 --> 00:24:33,641 Y'all, come see "Get Out," the musical. 668 00:24:33,641 --> 00:24:35,684 We're in "Get Out," so make sure y'all come see it 669 00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:37,311 [overlapping chatter] 670 00:24:37,353 --> 00:24:39,688 [Angie] Thank you. - And me, Bo. 671 00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:41,941 - Thank you. [Angie] Yes! 672 00:24:41,941 --> 00:24:43,692 All right, y'all, thank y'all for coming out tonight. 673 00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:45,277 It's been great. Enjoy this song, 674 00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:47,029 'cause it's gonna be shut down after this. 675 00:24:47,029 --> 00:24:48,572 - Okay. - Hit it. 676 00:24:48,572 --> 00:24:50,199 In advance, you are welcome. 677 00:24:50,199 --> 00:24:52,034 All right, you start. 678 00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,661 ♪ The cold wind is blowin' ♪ 679 00:24:53,661 --> 00:24:55,871 ♪ And the streets are getting dark ♪ 680 00:24:55,871 --> 00:24:57,414 ♪ I'm writing you a letter ♪ 681 00:24:57,456 --> 00:24:59,917 ♪ And I don't know where to start ♪ 682 00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:01,377 ♪ The bells will be ringing ♪ 683 00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:03,545 ♪ Saint John the Divine ♪ 684 00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:05,589 [Eric] ♪ I get a little lonely ♪ 685 00:25:05,589 --> 00:25:08,259 ♪ Every year around this time ♪ 686 00:25:08,259 --> 00:25:10,302 [Angie] ♪ The music plays all night ♪ 687 00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:11,845 ♪ In Little Italy ♪ 688 00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:13,555 [Eric] ♪ The lights will be going up ♪ 689 00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:16,433 ♪ On old Rockefella's tree ♪ 690 00:25:16,433 --> 00:25:18,435 [Angie] ♪ People window shopping on Fifth Avenue ♪ 691 00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:22,022 Oh, you're still here. So, no hot date tonight? 692 00:25:22,064 --> 00:25:23,899 I have a ton of financials to get through. 693 00:25:23,899 --> 00:25:25,317 What do you want? 694 00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,861 I just got your travel itinerary from Afro Tech. 695 00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:29,363 Put it over there. 696 00:25:29,405 --> 00:25:30,948 [hisses] Ah! 697 00:25:30,990 --> 00:25:32,283 Are you okay? 698 00:25:32,324 --> 00:25:33,450 I'm fine... 699 00:25:33,492 --> 00:25:34,660 ish. 700 00:25:34,702 --> 00:25:38,414 Get me an aspirin. Thank you, thank you. 701 00:25:38,455 --> 00:25:41,625 ♪ I've got to know ♪ 702 00:25:41,625 --> 00:25:46,005 [Eric] ♪ Where do lonely hearts go ♪ 703 00:25:48,716 --> 00:25:49,967 Can we talk? 704 00:25:50,009 --> 00:25:51,677 I'm working. 705 00:25:51,677 --> 00:25:53,762 I know how little you think of it, but still... 706 00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:57,182 ♪ All alone on Christmas ♪ 707 00:25:57,182 --> 00:25:59,268 ♪ ♪ 708 00:25:59,310 --> 00:26:01,687 - What are you doing? - I thought it was obvious. 709 00:26:01,729 --> 00:26:04,064 I stopped making out with gay men in college. 710 00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:06,275 Mainly 'cause they asked me to. 711 00:26:06,317 --> 00:26:07,860 Gay? No, I'm Bi. 712 00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:09,111 What? 713 00:26:09,153 --> 00:26:10,904 Look... 714 00:26:10,946 --> 00:26:13,949 I don't think I'm better than you, see? 715 00:26:13,949 --> 00:26:17,077 ♪ I'm stripping ♪ 716 00:26:18,954 --> 00:26:20,205 Whoo! 717 00:26:20,247 --> 00:26:22,750 - I'm a pro! - Okay, Quinn, 718 00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:25,294 you can get down now. What do you want? 719 00:26:25,336 --> 00:26:26,754 - Honesty. - You were the one 720 00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:27,671 who lied about who I was. 721 00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:30,257 I know. And it was shitty. 722 00:26:30,299 --> 00:26:32,259 I also lied to you about who I was. 723 00:26:32,301 --> 00:26:34,053 The night we met, I was trying to be somebody 724 00:26:34,053 --> 00:26:35,387 who wasn't looking for love 725 00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:37,765 and who was just looking for sex, but that isn't me. 726 00:26:37,806 --> 00:26:39,224 I'm also not someone who's ever gonna 727 00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:40,976 make anyone feel bad about who they are 728 00:26:40,976 --> 00:26:42,227 or what they do. 729 00:26:42,269 --> 00:26:44,813 That's what my mom does to me, and I did it to you. 730 00:26:44,855 --> 00:26:47,232 It's gross, I'm sorry. 731 00:26:47,274 --> 00:26:49,985 Truth is, you're the first person I've met in a long time 732 00:26:50,027 --> 00:26:52,946 that... I can actually breathe around. 733 00:26:54,156 --> 00:26:55,699 I don't wanna lose that. 734 00:26:55,741 --> 00:26:57,409 You been bisexual this whole time? 735 00:26:57,409 --> 00:26:59,203 Longer. Ever since I couldn't decide 736 00:26:59,203 --> 00:27:01,413 between Whitley or Dwayne Wayne on "A Different World." 737 00:27:01,455 --> 00:27:04,124 Wow. So you really do like my titties. 738 00:27:04,166 --> 00:27:05,292 Mm-Hmm. 739 00:27:05,334 --> 00:27:07,211 So, now that you know, 740 00:27:07,252 --> 00:27:08,337 you wanna make a summer situation work 741 00:27:08,337 --> 00:27:10,339 for the winter or what? 742 00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:14,093 We could always buy blankets. 743 00:27:14,134 --> 00:27:16,387 - Mmm, I know that's right. - Mm-Hmm. 744 00:27:23,519 --> 00:27:24,728 Whoa! Hey! 745 00:27:24,728 --> 00:27:26,563 [both] We ain't done yet! 746 00:27:26,605 --> 00:27:28,857 ♪ ♪ 747 00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:32,236 ♪ I wanna know ♪ 748 00:27:32,236 --> 00:27:36,156 ♪ Where do lonely hearts go ♪ 749 00:27:36,198 --> 00:27:37,658 [Eric] ♪ Oh ♪ 750 00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:40,160 ♪ 'Cause nobody oughta be ♪ 751 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,789 [both] ♪ All alone on Christmas ♪ 752 00:27:43,789 --> 00:27:45,916 ♪ ♪ 753 00:27:45,916 --> 00:27:48,043 [Eric] ♪ 'Cause nobody oughta be ♪ 754 00:27:48,085 --> 00:27:51,755 [both] ♪ All alone on Christmas ♪♪ 755 00:27:51,755 --> 00:27:53,215 Why? Why is he giving her a rose? 756 00:27:53,215 --> 00:27:54,716 He doesn't even like her. 757 00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:57,094 Nobody likes her. Jeez. 758 00:27:57,094 --> 00:27:59,263 That's terrible. 759 00:27:59,972 --> 00:28:01,932 I, um... 760 00:28:01,932 --> 00:28:03,600 had something I wanted to ask you. 761 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,852 Uh-oh. 762 00:28:04,852 --> 00:28:07,312 And look, you can feel free to reject me. 763 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:08,981 Double Uh-oh. 764 00:28:08,981 --> 00:28:11,483 But when we were looking at couches the other day, 765 00:28:11,525 --> 00:28:13,944 I really did not mind the sound of girlfriend. 766 00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:19,032 I didn't mind it either. 767 00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:20,617 Kinda liked it. 768 00:28:20,659 --> 00:28:22,327 So... 769 00:28:24,538 --> 00:28:26,457 But you're leaving in a few months. 770 00:28:26,457 --> 00:28:28,500 Yeah, but come on. Plans can change. 771 00:28:28,542 --> 00:28:29,960 And they have planes. 772 00:28:30,002 --> 00:28:33,755 Okay. Yes... 773 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:34,840 boyfriend. 774 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,758 Yes, girlfriend. 775 00:28:44,975 --> 00:28:46,935 [phone chimes] 776 00:28:49,646 --> 00:28:53,984 [mellow R&B] 777 00:28:54,026 --> 00:28:57,279 ♪ ♪ 778 00:28:57,279 --> 00:28:59,823 Okay. Okay. Okay! 779 00:28:59,865 --> 00:29:01,950 Angie is the first one here. 780 00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:05,078 Now, tell me, how in the hell did that happen? 781 00:29:05,078 --> 00:29:07,247 Fuck if I know. But a quick PS. 782 00:29:07,247 --> 00:29:08,999 It will be the last time. 783 00:29:08,999 --> 00:29:11,084 Turns out I am not a fan of waiting. 784 00:29:11,126 --> 00:29:13,295 Girl, a solid half of our brunches 785 00:29:13,295 --> 00:29:16,256 have turned into dinners because of yo late ass. 786 00:29:16,298 --> 00:29:18,050 - [laughing] - Aah... 787 00:29:18,050 --> 00:29:19,968 Fuck, my back. 788 00:29:20,010 --> 00:29:22,137 It's my period. 789 00:29:22,137 --> 00:29:25,933 Lucky enough to be a woman. Just the price of admission. 790 00:29:25,933 --> 00:29:28,268 Girl, you need to go to a doctor. 791 00:29:28,268 --> 00:29:30,312 Uh-uh. I'm stronger than that. 792 00:29:30,354 --> 00:29:31,897 Fuck that. I don't have insurance, 793 00:29:31,897 --> 00:29:33,440 and I still get my shit checked out. 794 00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:35,234 Planned Parenthood has a sliding scale, 795 00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:38,237 and I slid right on down to free. 796 00:29:38,237 --> 00:29:40,614 Oh shit, she brought the boo. 797 00:29:40,614 --> 00:29:43,575 Ladies, this is Jameson. 798 00:29:43,617 --> 00:29:45,536 - In the flesh. - Uh-huh. 799 00:29:45,577 --> 00:29:47,037 I told him that I was gonna meet you guys here 800 00:29:47,037 --> 00:29:49,706 and he hadn't met you yet, so... where's Quinn? 801 00:29:49,748 --> 00:29:50,749 Oh, she got stuck in the store. 802 00:29:50,749 --> 00:29:52,459 She texted. She's on her way. 803 00:29:52,501 --> 00:29:54,586 It was great to meet two-thirds of the group. 804 00:29:54,628 --> 00:29:56,713 [Tye] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, player. 805 00:29:56,755 --> 00:29:59,132 Don't get comfortable. You can't just stick it in. 806 00:29:59,174 --> 00:30:00,384 - Mm-mm. - Okay, Tye, 807 00:30:00,425 --> 00:30:01,969 please don't do this. 808 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:03,637 No one sits until they vetted. 809 00:30:03,679 --> 00:30:05,389 And when Quinn comes, 810 00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:07,140 she's gonna do this all over again. 811 00:30:07,182 --> 00:30:08,767 And she will include an essay question, 812 00:30:08,767 --> 00:30:10,102 so get ready for that. 813 00:30:10,143 --> 00:30:11,228 Okay. 814 00:30:11,228 --> 00:30:12,938 So, what is the vetting process? 815 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:15,399 For starters, drop your pants. 816 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,943 She's kidding. That was a dumb joke. 817 00:30:17,985 --> 00:30:21,363 Real question. Go-to album. 818 00:30:21,405 --> 00:30:22,739 I'm old-school, 819 00:30:22,739 --> 00:30:23,657 So give me Marvin Gaye's anything. 820 00:30:23,699 --> 00:30:25,033 I fuck with that. 821 00:30:25,075 --> 00:30:26,827 You have your own place, right? 822 00:30:26,868 --> 00:30:29,162 - Of course. - Your finances are in order. 823 00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:30,163 One hundred percent. 824 00:30:30,205 --> 00:30:32,249 You let her be the boss in the bedroom? 825 00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:34,167 Each and every time. 826 00:30:34,209 --> 00:30:35,419 Ooh! 827 00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:37,963 Just kidding. You can sit. 828 00:30:38,005 --> 00:30:40,048 [Jameson] Oh... - Oh, my gosh. 829 00:30:40,048 --> 00:30:43,552 - You all had me worried. - Y'all are a damn mess. 830 00:30:43,552 --> 00:30:46,305 So, I hear this group watches "Weather Wives." 831 00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:47,889 Are you a fan? 832 00:30:47,931 --> 00:30:50,309 Uh, am I a fan? Listen, I was in Tampa for work 833 00:30:50,309 --> 00:30:51,977 and happened to be right behind Fiona 834 00:30:51,977 --> 00:30:54,021 at the restaurant when she told Yolanda, 835 00:30:54,062 --> 00:30:57,065 "Today's forecast is cloudy with a chance of..." 836 00:30:57,107 --> 00:31:00,193 [all] It's raining martinis, bitch! 837 00:31:00,235 --> 00:31:03,113 [laughter] 838 00:31:03,155 --> 00:31:05,991 I hate being late, but I had fun tonight. 839 00:31:06,033 --> 00:31:07,909 I mean, how much do we love Jameson? 840 00:31:07,951 --> 00:31:10,704 I mean, he definitely loosened up by the time you got there. 841 00:31:10,746 --> 00:31:12,539 [chuckling] I liked him. 842 00:31:12,581 --> 00:31:16,585 Fuck! Fucking cramps. 843 00:31:16,585 --> 00:31:18,629 Maybe we should go see the doctor. 844 00:31:18,629 --> 00:31:20,464 No, stop that. 845 00:31:20,505 --> 00:31:22,591 Tye, come on, please. 846 00:31:22,633 --> 00:31:25,969 Everything is fine. I'm fine. 847 00:31:26,011 --> 00:31:27,304 - Ohh... - Tye! 848 00:31:27,304 --> 00:31:29,890 Oh, my God. Tye. Someone, please call 911! 849 00:31:29,890 --> 00:31:31,016 Please! 850 00:31:31,058 --> 00:31:34,603 [dramatic R&B] 851 00:31:34,603 --> 00:31:41,610 ♪ ♪